Card#1037
Titan Sportatorium, SaturnThe arena's vidscreen lit up the Titan Sportatorium as the roving vidcam broadcasted from the locker room bathroom. Faller and Giant Azuma came into view and their attention was grabbed by a moan in one of the stalls.
The Towers of Power opened the bathroom stall cautiously and revealed Board of Director member Thad Killian sprawled out on the floor! Faller quickly came to Killian's aid and lifted the Board member's head off the floor. "Are you alright Mr. Killian?" Faller asked.
Thad Killian slowly turned his head toward the crowd favorite and responded, "I had this horrible dream that I passed out in a Burger King bathroom and I contracted this dreadful affliction that made feel like I was breathing little shards of glass. I was taken home, put in a spare room alone for two weeks, and had no contact with the outside universe except when I went to the facilities- then a strange women followed me around with a spray bottle and alcohol wipes like I had a nasty plague. It was horrible.."
Giant Azuma pointed to some wrappers on the ground before speaking up, "Mr. Killian...I believe that the Corona Borealis Blasters that you apparently had eaten played games with your senses. Those little buggers can make humans hallucinate if they're not used to them...I do have a question though...what is this 'Burger King'?"
Thad Killian grabbed one of the candies off the floor and looked directly into the vidcam. "Corona Borealis Blasters...the dimensional bending snack..."
Catfight vs.
Shann-raCatfight defeated Shann-ra with a FELINE FURY
Match Rating: 0.50
Match Notes: The opening bout was a suprisingly one sided affair and would end after a running clothesline that set up the finisher, FELINE FURY ! Catfight covered her opponent and would garner the three count.
Fhanna vs.
SinfulSinful defeated Fhanna with THE OTHER WOMAN
Match Rating: 1.50
Match Notes: The Vampiress shutdown her opponent early and countered everything that Fhanna could throw at her! To add insult to injury, Sinful executed her opponent's finisher of THE OTHER WOMAN to get the pinfall.
Sly Drury vs.
WitnessSly Drury defeated Witness with a Crime Lord
Match Rating: 2.50
Match Notes: The action went back and forth for several minutes but it would be the Patriarch of Martial Law that would be standing tall at the end. Witness seemed to be gaining momentum,but after a missed flying elbow, he would fall victim to a Crime Lord manuever that would end the match.
The Natives vs.
Vampire LegendsCoven Black defeated Ygorr with a count-out
Match Rating: 0.75
Match Notes: There is not much to report about this match as the Vampire Legends tossed around the Natives! Ygorr was sent sprawling to the concrete floor by Coven Black and the Castillex natives decided to simply leave ringside. The referee had no other choice but to award the match to Vampire Legends as a result of a count out.
Kenji vs.
NosferaKenji defeated Nosfera with a disqualification
Match Rating: 2.50
Match Notes: These two tangled in what could have been a great match but Nosfera grew weary of the Titan's submission moves and blatantly punched his opponent in the groin. The referee quickly called for the bell and awarded Kenji the win as a result of a disqualification.
The vidscreen lit up the arena once again and Commander Sam was sitting at a desk with Massif standing behind him as normal. The Earthling waited a moment, rearranged a few papers, and started to speak.
"As many of the fans know, the Interplanetary Champion Shayne defeated Monolith at the last PaPer View (HOSTILE TAKEOVER) and captured the Galaxian Championship as well. Shayne offered to vacate the Interplanetary Championship on Card#1033 but was denied."
Sam paused for a moment and continued, "This was intentional and the decision was not meant with malice but as an opportunity for Shayne to create history! Never in the GWF has there been a multiple champion going into the TitleRun Tournament and as it stands- only two individuals ever to come out of the challenge unscathed!"
Massif bent down and interrupted his cohort, "So, what we are saying Shayne is that you are going to have to put up or shut up buttercup! You have been running your mouth stating that you are the best in the universe- prove it!"
Sam interjected, "Some of us don't see eye to eye on this matter but nevertheless. This boils down to Shayne will defend both the Interplanetary and Galaxian Championships (assuming he is still champ going into the event) each day for ten days. The Board of Directors wish you the best of luck."
A small smile crossed Commander Sam's face as the vidcast went off the air.
Castilex vs.
Demon HuntersSentinel defeated HelSin with a NIGHT WATCH
Match Rating: 3.50
Match Notes: The Castillex duo have stumbled recently with a loss marring their undefeated streak. These two teams faced off at HOSTILE TAKEOVER and the FDF members wanted a chance at redemption. A hot and heavy battle with the underperforming Demon Hunters nearly put the Castillex team in the losing percentile for the month but they snapped out of it.
Moog would withstand several finishers from both members of the Demon Hunters and would be able to tag out to his partner.
Sentinel was all business and would catch Helsin in the NIGHT WATCH for the duke.
Eydilon vs.
MonolithMonolith defeated Eydilon with an I BREAK YOU
Match Rating: 3.00
Match Notes: Shockingly, these two behemoths put on a good match! Usually when two big men tangle- the match seems to under perform! Eydilon was able to bring it to the Animan but Monolith would battle back and control the tempo towards the matches end. After a series of "I BREAK YOU", the Brymstonian finally did break and would be given a slash in the loss column.
The Sportatorium's vidscreen spang to life with screen shots of all the current champions. The narrator spoke,β Honor ...Respect...Tradition...At the Great Galaxian Bash (Card #1046), every champion will once again will try to defy the odds as they face a challenger for each of their championships for ten straight days! The TitleRun Tournament, often called the 'grand daddy of them all', will make each superstar prove whether or not they intestinal fortitude and the will to walk away from these challenges unscathed. Witness legendary contests...witness sacrifice...witness history! Beginning on Card #1047 at the Champions Hall, Ceres...the Cosmic Tours begin!β
- **Galaxian Tag Team Championship Title Match** -Security Squad vs.
Ultimate Fightersfor the
Galaxian Tag Team ChampionshipsCode Destroyer defeated Clinch with an EAT CROW
Match Rating: 3.50
Match Notes: This contest is a rematch from HOSTILE TAKEOVER PaPer View after Security Squad purposely got themselves disqualified to retain the titles. As the match progressed, many fans thought that the Ultimate Fighters would finally capture their first taste of tag team gold.
Iron Hand and Code Destroyer were struggling and in trouble as the challengers seemed to have their number Clinch executed a SUPER COMBO KO but Code Destroyer countered at the last possible second and landed an EAT CROW of his own!! 1...2...3!! The Security Squad managed to retain the Galaxian Tag Team Championships!!!
Kill Prey vs.
OvertimeKill Prey defeated Overtime with an Animal Leap
Match Rating: 4.00
Match Notes: A fantastic main event! Both participants gave it their all and the match could have went either way. Overtime's new attitude suites him well as he gave Kill Prey a match to look back on with reverence! However, Overtime would come up a teensy bit short after an Animal Trap by the Orion native put the Titan's shoulders down for the three.
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