Post by lordhumongous on Mar 15, 2013 17:57:37 GMT -5
NWA CARD # 32 07/06/13
NWA RING WARS
JACKSONVILLE COLISEUM
JACKSONVILLE FLORIDA
LAWLER: Hello fans and welcome to NWA Ring Wars. We are live from Jacksonville Florida tonite.
TENAY: What a card we have for the fans tonite Gordon.
[Just then Buddy Rogers comes out and heads to the ring]
SOLIE: Looks like we have an unexpected guest with us tonite.
LAWLER: The legendary "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers has graced us with his presence guys.
SOLIE: Oh lucky us.
ROGERS: First of all I want all you fans to realize just how lucky you are to be in the presence of greatness.[the crowd reigns down boos that fill the arena] Now for the business at hand. Nick Bockwinkel you are a lucky man. You were inches away from having your career ended at Summer Xplosion. If it wasn't for that two bit loser Thesz the NWA would be rid of you. So if you two gutless wonders can muster up the guts I challenge you to a tag match tonite right here in Jacksonville. I have found a partner that thinks the same about you two wanna be wrestlers. I will be waiting for your answer.[with that Rogers drops the mic and leaves the ring]
TENAY: Wow that could be a huge match. I wonder who his partner is?
SOLIE: I cant see Nick and Lou not accepting the match. Never have I seen them back down from a challenge.
LAWLER: Maybe Rogers got Mr. X to be his partner!
SOLIE: Cant you be serious just one time King?
TENAY: Sorry to cut you off King but we have to head to the ring.
Vachons vs Valiants 3:59
Mad Dog and the Butcher were totally dominating the match up until Mad Dog missed a clothesline in the corner on Johnny. A top Rope Elbow from Johnny put Mad Dog down for the 1-2-3.
WINNERS: VALIANTS
LAWLER: Well the Valiants aren't the number one contenders for the tag titles for no reason. They work real well together and rack up another win.
SOLIE: I am sure being brothers help with the chemistry they have in the ring.
TENAY: Either way they are serving notice to Gordy and Williams that they have them in their sights.
LAWLER: Wanting the titles and winning the titles are two totally different things.
SOLIE: Very true King but getting the shot is half the battle.
LAWLER: Oh sure but Gordy and Williams are the tougher half of this battle. They aren't just gonna lay down and hand over the titles.
TENAY: You are both right but lets get to the ring.
Tyler Black vs Brent Albright w/ Jimmy "Mouth of the South" Hart 3:50
Tyler and Brent spent more time on the floor than in the ring in this battle. Black finally let frustration get the best of him and clocked Albright with brass knuckles earning himself a dq lose.
WINNER: BRENT ALBRIGHT W/ JIMMY "MOUTH OF THE SOUTH" HART
LAWLER: [yawns] Oh is that snooze fest finally done? I don't think either one of those two nit wits wanted to win tonite.
TENAY: Come on Jerry it was an entertaining match between those two competitors.
LAWLERS:[yawns again] I am sorry Tenay were you speaking? I thought for a second maybe you taught your butt to talk because that sounded like a bunch of crap.
SOLIE: Well King maybe this will get you in a better mood.
LAWLER: Oh boy its time for Velvet isn't it? She could just stand there and not even speak and its a great interview. I think her top is a peanut shell held on by rubber bands.
TENAY: Is that all you ever think about King?
LAWLER: Of course not I think about her short skirts she wears to.
VELVET: Hey guys and hello fans welcome to the Velvet Underground. I think my next guest has an answer for someone. Please welcome Nick Bockwinkel.
BOCKWINKEL: Thank you Velvet for letting me come out here .
VELVET: I am guessing you are out here to answer the challenge made by Buddy Rogers.
BOCKWINKEL: Yes I am. I have the utmost respect for Buddy Rogers as a wrestler, but quite frankly as a human he is a loud mouth ass. I will like nothing more than shutting him up tonite. Lou isn't here yet but I am sure he will be ready to face Rogers and whoever he found willing to tag with him.
VELVET: There you go fans looks like we have a big maion event tonite. Good luck to you and Lou tonite.
BOCKWINKEL: Thank you Velvet.
TENAY: Wow that should be great. What a match that is gonna be.
LAWLER: Depending on who the mystery partner is it could be a big match.
SOLIE: We will have to wait and see. Lets get to the ring.
Jerry Lynn vs Don Muraco 8:15
A great back and forth battle with neither man gaining a big edge. Both men pulled out their entire offensive arsenal in an attempt to win this match up. A brutal Hawaiian Hammer put Lynn down for the count.
WINNER: DON MURACO
SOLIE: Don Muraco has been looking good lately. These wins should move him up the rankings and maybe into a title shot.
TENAY: He also beat a quality opponent in Jerry Lynn tonite.
SOLIE: Yes a big win over Lynn will be a big feather in Muracos cap.
TENAY: He can give our champs a run for any belt we have here in the NWA.
LAWLER: Are you two done or do you want to kiss some more? You two kill me! Lets go to the ring.
Bobby Shane w/ Eddie "Hot Stuff" Gilbert vs Buddy Rose 0:38
Rose put on a show rarely seen from him. After catching Shane coming out of the corner with a devastating lariat two Bombs Away gave Rose the quick pinfall victory.
LAWLER: Never thought I would see Rose get the body of his going that fast.
SOLIE: Buddy was on a mission tonite.
LAWLER: Ya but usually it involves some sort of buffet dining.
TENAY: Jerry do you ever have anything nice to say? Buddy picks up a big win and you degrade him for it.
LAWLER: I am not degrading his win just his training regime. Maybe he should do some push aways and get in better shape, he might get a few more wins.
SOLIE: What exactly is a push away?
LAWLER: Push himself away from the dinner table before he gets he tenth plate.
TENAY: Jerry sometimes you are just rotten to the core. Lets get back to the action.
Tolos Brothers vs Briscoe Brothers 1:21
Neither Tolos Brother was able to hit a offensive move in. Jay put Chris away with the Spike Jay Driller as John never made it into the ring.
SOLIE: That was alittle bit of a surprise.
TENAY: I don't think it is a big surprise the Briscoes are a good young team.
SOLIE: Not that they won but the way they dominated and won so quick.
LAWLER: Isnt it time for Velvet again?
SOLIE: No not anymore tonite.
LAWLER: You mean I gotta put up with you two the rest of the evening and no more Velvet! What a crock of crap that is. I demand a recount.
TENAY: A recount? What on earth are you talking about? This isn't an election.
LAWLER: Well it should be, I would elect Velvet to replace both of you out here beside me. What a show that would be. The King and Queen side by side. Instead I get two jesters. Lets get to next bout.
Kevin Sullivan & The Destroyer vs Ox Baker & Giant Bernard w/ Sir Oliver Humperdink 3:34
This match was a blood fest with all four men spilling blood early in the contest. Most of the match took place on the concrete floor with all four men in multiple brawls. The ref seemed to stand back and let them tear into each other. With the Destroyer and Bernard brawling on the floor Sullivan puts Baker away with his Double Foot Stomp.
WINNERS: SULLIVAN & DESTROYER
[totally irate at the outcome of the match Humperdink grabs a mic]
HUMPERDINK: Sullivan listen up I am so sick of dealing with you. The NWA is no longer big enough for the two of us. Next week on Ring Wars I want a rematch but this time the loser leaves the NWA forever.
SULLIVAN: Fine by me you fat little toad. But lets make it one better. The losing stable leaves the NWA forever.
HUMPERDINK: You got yourself a match next week.
TENAY: You heard it here fans next week right here on NWA Ring Wars Kevin Sullivan and the Destroyer will once again take on the team of Ox Baker and Giant Bernard with the entire stable of the losing team leaving the NWA.
SOLIE: Not only that but they are gone forever.
LAWLER: That should be a war for the ages. There is a lot on the line the next time those four meet in the squared circle.
TENAY;: Cant wait for that one.
[as the show goes to commercial a camera catches Jimmy Hart thru a partialy closed door]
HART: Are you serious, I haven't heard a thing about this?
MYSTERYMAN: You are the first one I have said anything to. So the opportunity is there if you want it. Say nothing about this to anyone or you can forget it!
HART: Fine,fine I wont say anything.
LAWLER: Welcome back its time for our main event of the evening.
SOLIE: Ive been looking forward to this one since we found out about it.
TENAY: Lets get to the ring and find out who is partnering with Rogers.
MAIN EVENT
Nick Bockwinkel & Lou Thesz vs "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers & ?? 2:15
[ as Rogers waited in the ring Ed "Strangler" Lewis walks out to the ring and shakes with hands with Rogers]
Not the match nthat was expected. Thesz and Bockwinkel controlled most of the match until Thesz was put thru a ringside table by Rogers. Once back in the ring Rogers caught Thesz in the Figure Four Grapevine and forced him to submit.
WINNERS: ROGERS & LEWIS
LAWLER: What a show we had tonite fans. Remember next week the big showdown between Sullivan and Humperdink with the losing stable leaving the NWA for good. That's all we have tonite, this is Jerry "The King" Lawler for Mike Tenay and Gordon Solie saying good nite from Jacksonville and see you next week.
NWA RING WARS
JACKSONVILLE COLISEUM
JACKSONVILLE FLORIDA
LAWLER: Hello fans and welcome to NWA Ring Wars. We are live from Jacksonville Florida tonite.
TENAY: What a card we have for the fans tonite Gordon.
[Just then Buddy Rogers comes out and heads to the ring]
SOLIE: Looks like we have an unexpected guest with us tonite.
LAWLER: The legendary "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers has graced us with his presence guys.
SOLIE: Oh lucky us.
ROGERS: First of all I want all you fans to realize just how lucky you are to be in the presence of greatness.[the crowd reigns down boos that fill the arena] Now for the business at hand. Nick Bockwinkel you are a lucky man. You were inches away from having your career ended at Summer Xplosion. If it wasn't for that two bit loser Thesz the NWA would be rid of you. So if you two gutless wonders can muster up the guts I challenge you to a tag match tonite right here in Jacksonville. I have found a partner that thinks the same about you two wanna be wrestlers. I will be waiting for your answer.[with that Rogers drops the mic and leaves the ring]
TENAY: Wow that could be a huge match. I wonder who his partner is?
SOLIE: I cant see Nick and Lou not accepting the match. Never have I seen them back down from a challenge.
LAWLER: Maybe Rogers got Mr. X to be his partner!
SOLIE: Cant you be serious just one time King?
TENAY: Sorry to cut you off King but we have to head to the ring.
Vachons vs Valiants 3:59
Mad Dog and the Butcher were totally dominating the match up until Mad Dog missed a clothesline in the corner on Johnny. A top Rope Elbow from Johnny put Mad Dog down for the 1-2-3.
WINNERS: VALIANTS
LAWLER: Well the Valiants aren't the number one contenders for the tag titles for no reason. They work real well together and rack up another win.
SOLIE: I am sure being brothers help with the chemistry they have in the ring.
TENAY: Either way they are serving notice to Gordy and Williams that they have them in their sights.
LAWLER: Wanting the titles and winning the titles are two totally different things.
SOLIE: Very true King but getting the shot is half the battle.
LAWLER: Oh sure but Gordy and Williams are the tougher half of this battle. They aren't just gonna lay down and hand over the titles.
TENAY: You are both right but lets get to the ring.
Tyler Black vs Brent Albright w/ Jimmy "Mouth of the South" Hart 3:50
Tyler and Brent spent more time on the floor than in the ring in this battle. Black finally let frustration get the best of him and clocked Albright with brass knuckles earning himself a dq lose.
WINNER: BRENT ALBRIGHT W/ JIMMY "MOUTH OF THE SOUTH" HART
LAWLER: [yawns] Oh is that snooze fest finally done? I don't think either one of those two nit wits wanted to win tonite.
TENAY: Come on Jerry it was an entertaining match between those two competitors.
LAWLERS:[yawns again] I am sorry Tenay were you speaking? I thought for a second maybe you taught your butt to talk because that sounded like a bunch of crap.
SOLIE: Well King maybe this will get you in a better mood.
LAWLER: Oh boy its time for Velvet isn't it? She could just stand there and not even speak and its a great interview. I think her top is a peanut shell held on by rubber bands.
TENAY: Is that all you ever think about King?
LAWLER: Of course not I think about her short skirts she wears to.
VELVET: Hey guys and hello fans welcome to the Velvet Underground. I think my next guest has an answer for someone. Please welcome Nick Bockwinkel.
BOCKWINKEL: Thank you Velvet for letting me come out here .
VELVET: I am guessing you are out here to answer the challenge made by Buddy Rogers.
BOCKWINKEL: Yes I am. I have the utmost respect for Buddy Rogers as a wrestler, but quite frankly as a human he is a loud mouth ass. I will like nothing more than shutting him up tonite. Lou isn't here yet but I am sure he will be ready to face Rogers and whoever he found willing to tag with him.
VELVET: There you go fans looks like we have a big maion event tonite. Good luck to you and Lou tonite.
BOCKWINKEL: Thank you Velvet.
TENAY: Wow that should be great. What a match that is gonna be.
LAWLER: Depending on who the mystery partner is it could be a big match.
SOLIE: We will have to wait and see. Lets get to the ring.
Jerry Lynn vs Don Muraco 8:15
A great back and forth battle with neither man gaining a big edge. Both men pulled out their entire offensive arsenal in an attempt to win this match up. A brutal Hawaiian Hammer put Lynn down for the count.
WINNER: DON MURACO
SOLIE: Don Muraco has been looking good lately. These wins should move him up the rankings and maybe into a title shot.
TENAY: He also beat a quality opponent in Jerry Lynn tonite.
SOLIE: Yes a big win over Lynn will be a big feather in Muracos cap.
TENAY: He can give our champs a run for any belt we have here in the NWA.
LAWLER: Are you two done or do you want to kiss some more? You two kill me! Lets go to the ring.
Bobby Shane w/ Eddie "Hot Stuff" Gilbert vs Buddy Rose 0:38
Rose put on a show rarely seen from him. After catching Shane coming out of the corner with a devastating lariat two Bombs Away gave Rose the quick pinfall victory.
LAWLER: Never thought I would see Rose get the body of his going that fast.
SOLIE: Buddy was on a mission tonite.
LAWLER: Ya but usually it involves some sort of buffet dining.
TENAY: Jerry do you ever have anything nice to say? Buddy picks up a big win and you degrade him for it.
LAWLER: I am not degrading his win just his training regime. Maybe he should do some push aways and get in better shape, he might get a few more wins.
SOLIE: What exactly is a push away?
LAWLER: Push himself away from the dinner table before he gets he tenth plate.
TENAY: Jerry sometimes you are just rotten to the core. Lets get back to the action.
Tolos Brothers vs Briscoe Brothers 1:21
Neither Tolos Brother was able to hit a offensive move in. Jay put Chris away with the Spike Jay Driller as John never made it into the ring.
SOLIE: That was alittle bit of a surprise.
TENAY: I don't think it is a big surprise the Briscoes are a good young team.
SOLIE: Not that they won but the way they dominated and won so quick.
LAWLER: Isnt it time for Velvet again?
SOLIE: No not anymore tonite.
LAWLER: You mean I gotta put up with you two the rest of the evening and no more Velvet! What a crock of crap that is. I demand a recount.
TENAY: A recount? What on earth are you talking about? This isn't an election.
LAWLER: Well it should be, I would elect Velvet to replace both of you out here beside me. What a show that would be. The King and Queen side by side. Instead I get two jesters. Lets get to next bout.
Kevin Sullivan & The Destroyer vs Ox Baker & Giant Bernard w/ Sir Oliver Humperdink 3:34
This match was a blood fest with all four men spilling blood early in the contest. Most of the match took place on the concrete floor with all four men in multiple brawls. The ref seemed to stand back and let them tear into each other. With the Destroyer and Bernard brawling on the floor Sullivan puts Baker away with his Double Foot Stomp.
WINNERS: SULLIVAN & DESTROYER
[totally irate at the outcome of the match Humperdink grabs a mic]
HUMPERDINK: Sullivan listen up I am so sick of dealing with you. The NWA is no longer big enough for the two of us. Next week on Ring Wars I want a rematch but this time the loser leaves the NWA forever.
SULLIVAN: Fine by me you fat little toad. But lets make it one better. The losing stable leaves the NWA forever.
HUMPERDINK: You got yourself a match next week.
TENAY: You heard it here fans next week right here on NWA Ring Wars Kevin Sullivan and the Destroyer will once again take on the team of Ox Baker and Giant Bernard with the entire stable of the losing team leaving the NWA.
SOLIE: Not only that but they are gone forever.
LAWLER: That should be a war for the ages. There is a lot on the line the next time those four meet in the squared circle.
TENAY;: Cant wait for that one.
[as the show goes to commercial a camera catches Jimmy Hart thru a partialy closed door]
HART: Are you serious, I haven't heard a thing about this?
MYSTERYMAN: You are the first one I have said anything to. So the opportunity is there if you want it. Say nothing about this to anyone or you can forget it!
HART: Fine,fine I wont say anything.
LAWLER: Welcome back its time for our main event of the evening.
SOLIE: Ive been looking forward to this one since we found out about it.
TENAY: Lets get to the ring and find out who is partnering with Rogers.
MAIN EVENT
Nick Bockwinkel & Lou Thesz vs "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers & ?? 2:15
[ as Rogers waited in the ring Ed "Strangler" Lewis walks out to the ring and shakes with hands with Rogers]
Not the match nthat was expected. Thesz and Bockwinkel controlled most of the match until Thesz was put thru a ringside table by Rogers. Once back in the ring Rogers caught Thesz in the Figure Four Grapevine and forced him to submit.
WINNERS: ROGERS & LEWIS
LAWLER: What a show we had tonite fans. Remember next week the big showdown between Sullivan and Humperdink with the losing stable leaving the NWA for good. That's all we have tonite, this is Jerry "The King" Lawler for Mike Tenay and Gordon Solie saying good nite from Jacksonville and see you next week.