Crimson Cross - The 'Card Subject To Dr. Cube' statement came from my wanting the upcoming card to seem spontaneous and at Dr. Cube's whim. I got a kick out of it too once I had typed it. Let's see how things go under Cube's control...
PWIS-PA
East Side Youth Center
Allentown, PA
July 27, 2014
INTRO
Recently on PWIS - PA: Bryan Danielson tried to defeat The Heartbreak Express one after the other in singles competition. He defeated Superstar Sean but was pinned by Fabulous Phil with Sean's help. The war between Dr. Cube's Forces and The Lightning Army reached a turning point as the Lightning Army suffered one defeat after another. The leader of the Army, Mike Quackenbush, was soundly defeated by one of Cube's monsters, Colossus. The Colony, under Cube's mental control, bested The Osirian Portal. The biggest blow to the Army was Delirious' defeat at the hands of Cube's other monster, Behemoth. After the match, Dr. Cube forced Delirious to ingest an unknown substance and changed him into his red mask. Delirious went out of control, attacking his Lightning Army allies, and escaped into the night.
(Louden Noxious & Leonard F. Chikarason are calling the action)
Louden Noxious is about to make his customary welcome to the crowd, but he is interrupted by a handful of Dr. Cube's minions dressed in hospital scrubs. They direct him to sit back down at the commentary position.
MATCH #1
HANDICAP MATCH
Bryan Danielson vs. The Heartbreak Express
Danielson comes out to cheers from the crowd. The Heartbreak Express are not welcomed in the same fashion. Fabulous Phil is in a foul mood, getting surly with the fans, while Superstar Sean struts around ringside trying to convince everyone that he’s what a real man looks like.
LEONARD: “Danielson bit off more than he could chew last time he challenged the Davis’.”
LOUDEN: “That is correct, Chikarason. And I don’t see how tonight will be any different!”
Danielson starts out against Fabulous Phil. Bryan throws Phil with a big German suplex causing him to tag out right away. Superstar Sean comes in and HBX give Danielson a double flapjack, putting the solo man in trouble right out the gate as Sean gets a near fall. HBX follows with a Heartbreaker and Danielson kicks out with urgency. Phil tosses Bryan out of the ring and comes out after him. Phil pushes a fan out of his chair and drives it into Danileson’s gut, getting a stern warning from the referee. The Davis’ work over Danielson some more until he makes a fiery comeback. HBX regain control and try another Heartbreaker but it’s not enough to finish their opponent. Danielson comes back again against Phil and puts a hurt on him. Bryan puts Phil down for the count with a missile dropkick. The fans love it and Superstar Sean pouts but gets no sympathy from the Allentown crowd.
Winner: Bryan Danielson
Colossus comes out led by Dr. Cube as Kobald slinks around through the audience. The fans are in awe of the monster’s size and strange appearance. Once in the ring, Cube speaks to the crowd. “This miserable, little gathering will be the first to witness the reign of Dr. Cube here in PA! Even though I am in control, their will still be those who oppose us. Thus, examples must be made. There is someone here that I want to deal with first. Amish Roadkill, come out here!”
The fans cheer Roadkill who stoically steps into the ring despite the scales being tipped against him.
“If I understand you Amish correctly, your people do not hold science in great regard.”
Roadkill just stares at Cube with the occasional glance in the direction of Colossus.
“It seems your flaw is in the lack of reverence for technology. Thus you are inferior. Colossus, destroy him!”
MATCH #2
Colossus vs. Amish Roadkill
Roadkill wastes no time taking the fight to Colossus. He uses his own impressive size to knock his bigger opponent back on his heels. Despite the game effort, Roadkill’s offense has minimal effect on the monster. Colossus charges Roadkill in the corner and, for once, Roadkill is quicker on his feet than his opposition. He uses a running corner splash of his own and the fans cheer him on. The fight spills to the floor where Roadkill pulls a horseshoe out of his pocket and used it like brass knucks to fight his seemingly unstoppable opponent. The ref has no choice but to disqualify the Amish warrior who continues slugging Colossus back out through the exit.
Winner: Colossus
Dr. Cube and Kobald are frantic and move to follow through the exit but stop suddenly and back away. Mike Quackenbush and UltraMantis Black step through the door. Cube and Kobald take refuge in the ring where Cube shows some false bravado. “Ah, the Lightning Army rallies. Very well. A true military leader is not afraid to join his soldiers on the front lines. Let the generals do battle!”
MATCH #3
Mike Quackenbush & UltraMantis Black vs. Dr. Cube & Kobald
Cube makes sure Kobald starts the match. UltraMantis goes for the win right away with a Praying Mantis Bomb but Kobald kicks out. The Lightning Army contingent put the screws to Kobald until Cube reluctantly tags in. Mike is hot to get his hands on Cube and UltraMantis tags him in. Quackenbush weakens Cube with a Chikara Special then crushes his cube with a Quackendriver II. After the pinfall, Quack puts Cube in the Chikara Special again and the mad scientist hollers in pain. The Colony and Behemoth come out and Quackenbush and UltraMantis show wise discretion by retreating. Behemoth has to carry Cube to the back.
Winners: Mike Quackenbush & UltraMantis Black
Intermission: Dr.Cube’s blue-smocked minions circulate through the venue, silent yet menacing. They force the merch table to pack up and block the way to the concession stand. Louden Noxious tries to get to the bottom of what is going on but he is met with potential hostility and backs down.
MATCH #4
Juan Francisco de Coronado vs. Green Ant
Green Ant echoes the fans sentiments as he grows more and more frustrated with de Coronado’s protracted pre-match routine. When the bell finally rings, Green Ant lights up Juan with some strikes then goes for the early pin. Juan kicks out and gets some moves in but Green Ant reasserts. Juan evades his opponent and gets a near fall twice with an Ecuaplex. He then applies the Coronado Clutch and Green Ant taps out. Juan parades around the ring afterward mentioning that he would be taking his luxury yacht back to Ecuador.
Winner: Juan Francisco de Coronado
MATCH #5
Behemoth w/Kobald vs. Blue Meanie
The crowd brightens up when the Meanie makes his entrance. He does the rounds giving high-fives and goofing with the kids. Kobald comes through the curtain and points in Meanie’s direction. Behemoth stomps through the curtain, making a bee-line for his opponent. Da Blue Guy charges Behemoth but the huge man moves with deceptive speed and Meanie runs into the buckles. The monster then hits him with a running avalanche. Behemoth pulls off a series of clotheslines and power bombs that decimate Meanie. The fans are horrified. Every time that Behemoth goes for a pin, Kobald screeches ‘No!’ and the monster goes back to obliterating the crowd favorite. The referee stops the match after a point but Dr. Cube’s man has no intention of stopping. Mike Quackenbush, UltraMantis Black, and Green Ant come out to rescue the Meanie and get battered as well. Kobald gets some shots in on the heroes before he calls off Behemoth and they leave. The Lightning Army members recover and Quack checks on Meanie, calling for medical help.
LEONARD: "I think Dr. Cube has made a statement with what has just happened to the Blue Meanie!"
LOUDEN: "This is horrible, Chikarason! Just horrible!"
Winner: Behemoth
MAIN EVENT
FOUR-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH
The Street Samurai vs. RockNES Monsters vs. The Colony vs. The Osirian Portal
LEONARD: “The winners of this big elimination main event will definitely have to be considered in the running for a tag team title shot!”
Amasis of the Osisrian Portal starts against Dustin Lee of the Street Samurai. The Portal and the Samurai duel each other during the opening stages until Soldier Ant is tagged in. Soldier pins Ophidian after a TKO and the Portal are the first team eliminated.
Johnny Goodtime enters for his team but Soldier’s momentum carries through and soon Fire Ant is tagged in. The Colony hold sway but Johnny Yuma battles back and tags in Lee. Dustin opens up on Soldier and pins him after a running lariat. The Colony have been eliminated.
Johnny Kashmere comes in as the freshest man and uses three consecutive Cradle Breakers to put away Yuma.
LEONARD: “It looks like the Street Samurai are back in the title hunt!”
Winners: Street SamuraiAftermath
Mike Quackenbush sits with the Lightning Army gathered around him. His face is in his hands and he shakes his head.
MIKE: "Blue Meanie was not part of this. Now, he suffers for what I put in motion."
ULTRAMANTIS: "This is not your fault, my friend. Dr. Cube carries the entirety of the blame. We may be down but, rest assured, we are not out!"
GREEN ANT: "Yeah!"
Quack looks up at his group with a solemn expression.
MIKE: "First Delirious and now this. I cannot allow anyone else to be harmed because of my conflict with Cube. I will fight this out alone."
ULTRAMANTIS: "Nonsense!"
AMASIS: "We chose to side with you and we know the risks."
OPHIDIAN: "We just have to make sure no one else is caught in the line of fire."
A weak smile crosses Mike's face.
MIKE: "Thank you, my friends. You don't know how much this means to me. You are all true and just."
Crossbones puts a hand on Quack's shoulder. Mike reaches up and grips it as the rest nod and offer encouragement.
PWIS-PA Rankings
- Colossus
- Behemoth
- Juan Francisco de Coronado
- Mike Quackenbush
- Soldier Ant
- Amish Roadkill
- Blue Meanie
- Crossbones
- UltraMantis Black
- Bryan Danielson