Count Necros' Chikara Fed

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CHIKARA CARD # 1

"BASE FLIGHT ALPHA"

June 4, Rosemount Horizon

Louden Noxious welcomes the crowd at Rosemount for the most innovative indy fed around. Louden explains the Lucha Libre rules and the two night tournament to crown the first Campeon de Parejas


B.D.K. (Claudio Castagnoli & Ares) v F.I.S.T. (Chuck Taylor & Johnny Gargano)
Out first is one of the teams representing the Brotherhood of the Cross, Claudio & Ares are accompanied by a large masked man named Tursas. F.I.S.T. is out next. A long match with many tag switches due to ring outs. The large Tursas made his presence felt, but Taylor was relentless and after numerous OMEGA DRIVERS, finally kept Claudio down for the count.
WINNERS: F.I.S.T.

GREEN ANT v DR. CUBE
A lightshow and space music hits the arena and Dr. Cube appears and places forth a challenge to Earth's Greatest Warrior, out comes Green Ant from the Colony. Another lengthy match with many near pinfalls. After about 10 minutes Dr. Cube gets knocked to the floor and decides to leave the ringside area getting counted out. As Dr. Cube is leaving he pulls out a small electronic notepad, making notes.
WINNER BY CO: GREEN ANT

B.D.K. lockeroom backstage, Claudio is upset at the loss and tells Sara Del Rey and Daizee Haze to not fail. Ares offers Tursas to accompany them, Haze agrees but Del Rey nixes the idea stating that they can take care of themselves.


INCOHERENCE (Hallowicked & Frightmare) v THROWBACKS (Sugar Dunkerton & Dasher Hatfield)
Incoherence led by Ultramantis Black out to compete against the sports themed Throwbacks. An extremely fast paced match that saw pinfall attempts blazing back and forth, this match was running on all cylinders from start to finish which came as Dasher fell to a HEADLESS HORSEMEN
WINNERS: INCOHERENCE

B.D.K. (Sara Del Rey & Daizee Haze) v The Colony (Soldier Ant & Fire Ant)
The women of the BDK quickly prove that they can hang with the boys. Colony went easy at the beginning but quickly learned that the BDK was competing to win. Colony beat down Haze as her size proved to be a disadvantage but was tough to put away. Sara Del Rey was much more dominant, and used several impressive power moves throughout the match including a ROYAL BUTTERFLY to pin Soldier Ant
WINNERS: B.D.K.

GALLOPING GEORGE WELLS v ARCHIBALD PECK w/Veronica
Strike up the band...Archibald Peck comes out with a tuba and a female cheerleader, he annoyingly blows a generic sounding school fight song as he makes his way to the ring. He grabs the mic and states that "is has been too long the band have been stuck in the halftime, while men like my opponent bask in the glory of the fans, we the band are the heart of any team franchise and the true entertainment value of any sporting occasion"
Archibald jumps the former football player at the bell and doesn't let up until hitting a CRANIAL CRESCENDO for the win.
WINNER: ARCHIBALD PECK

OSIRIAN PORTAL (Amasis & Ophidian) v MIKE QUACKENBUSH & JIGSAW
Decent action in the main event of the evening, final first round match of the tournament. Teams are evenly matched until Jigsaw seems to get put into a trance after a snake charm dance by the Egyptian duo, allowing them to hit several tandem moves on him and getting pinned by Amasis, while Quackenbush was stopped by Ophidian.
WINNERS: OSIRIAN PORTAL

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CHIKARA CARD # 2

"TWICE BITTEN"

June 5, Rosemount Horizon

Louden Noxious welcomes the crowd again to Chikara's second night. Where the Campeon de Parejas will be crowned in the main event 2 out of 3 falls match.

B.D.K. (Delirious & Pinkie Sanchez) v Ultramantis Black & Crossbones
A non tournament tag match, the giant Tursas seconding the BDK tandem. An okay match Sanchez and Delirious keep UMB in their corner and wear him down enough for Delirious to execute a BIZARRO DRIVER to win
WINNERS: BDK

F.I.S.T. v INCOHERENCE
Tag tournament continues with a decent back and forth match. Highlight was Chuck Taylor avoiding a KNEECOLEPSY and hitting an OMEGA DRIVER for a two count. Hallowicked would get the pinfall on Taylor after a second rope springboard
WINNERS: INCOHERENCE

B.D.K. (Sara Del Rey & Daizee Haze) v OSIRIAN PORTAL
Short match, Amasis starts off against Daizee Haze, but she proves to be outmatched as she quickly falls to The Move I Beat Moses With.
WINNERS: OSIRIAN PORTAL

EDDIE KINGSTON v BRODIE LEE
A great lengthy battle here. They beat the holy hell out of each other, and both wrestlers received a standing ovation afterwards. Kingston was pinned after the 6th BIG BOOT Brodie hit during delivered in the match after managing to survive a SLIDING D.
WINNER: BRODIE LEE

TIM DONST v ICARUS
A poor match that ended abruptly when Icarus gets himself counted out.
WINNER BY CO: TIM DONST

INCOHERENCE v OSIRIAN PORTAL
Main event for the Campeon de Parejas titles, best of 3 falls. Fast and furious action here under the lucha libre rules. Hallowicked scores the first fall with a GRAVEYARD SMASH on Amasis. Second fall, the action does not slow down a bit and the lengthy fall sees the Egyptians come back and even things up after a tandem move on Hallowicked.
Third and deciding fall delivered more nonstop action as both teams tried to take the fall as quickly as they could, victory tonight belongs to Incoherence as Ophidian was hit with a GO 2 SLEEPY HOLLOW
WINNERS AND CAMPEON DE PAREJAS: INCOHERENCE

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CHIKARA CARD # 3 "SAVAGE PEACE" Berwyn Eagles Hall, Berwyn, IL

GALLOPING GEORGE WELLS v ARCHIBALD PECK w/Veronica
Marching music blares over the PA. Peck grabs the microphone and says he is fighting the good fight and standing up against the bullies, and this will continue tonight with another routing of George Wells
Wells takes it right to Peck, not letting up. Peck survives a FLYING TACKLE and the second one has Veronica distract the ref. Wells continues his offense when an unidentified man interferes. Peck then misses a CRANIAL CRESCENDO, Throwbacks come out and chase off the man while Wells nails a powerslam for a two count, after another few minutes of back and forth action, Wells finally gets Peck down with FLYING TACKLE
WINNER GEORGE WELLS

GREEN ANT v ARES
Ares is accompanied by the large Tursas. A nice opening exchange ends with Ares planting Green Ant with a Blue Thunder Bomb for a two count. Ares then his a falling elbow drop and covers Green Ant for a 3 count.
WINNER: ARES

B.D.K. (Sanchez & Delirious) v Dr. CUBE & MECHA MUMMY
Sanchez and Delirious represneting the BDK faction. Cube comes out with a man out of an old Japanese live action sci-fi film. Dr. Cube says he is one step closer in his trip through time and space to find the perfect wrestler.
An ok match, Sanchez and Delirious largely dominate and win after MECHA Mummy falls to a BRUNING SNICKLEFRITZ
WINNERS; BDK

(Promo showing two men dressed in pruple latex donning bizarre clown like make up with an ice cream motif. They both step out into the outside world and go into a run down ice cream truck and drive off with a haunting version of "The Entertainer" playing in the background and the words "Beware" appearing and melting like ice cream on the screen)

SKY LOW LOW v LITTLE BEAVER
Special attraction match, a very good technical matchup that lasted almost ten minutes. Action even spilled out onto the floor where they brawled all over. Back in the ring, Sky finally hits a DROPKICK to pin Beaver.
Fans applaud both wrestlers after the match, as they both go to leave, Icarus comes out standing in the rampway entrance blocking their path. He stands there for a minute, smiles and turns around and exits the threshold.
WINNER: SKY LOW LOW

TRIOS TAG MAIN EVENT LUCHA LIBRE RULES
OSIRIAN PORTA: & EL GENERICO v INCOHERENCE & ULTRAMANTIS BLACK
El Generico making his CHIKARA debut. Fast paced action as usual in these lucha style matches. El Generico never officially made it into the ring as Amasis managed to pin Hallowicked with EGYPTIAN CONNIPTION.
WINNERS: OSIRIAN PORTAL & EL GENERICO
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CHIKARA CARD # 4 "DESTINATION NOWHERE" Genesis Convention Center, Gary, ID

KEN DOANE v ICARUS
Ok opening bout, Doane looked good with his aerial assault and counter moves, but a top rope flying body press by Doane is rolled through and Icarus pulls the tights for added leverage.
WINNER: ICARUS

DAIZEE HAZE v SUMIE SAKAI
Womens action in CHIKARA, Tursas accompanies Haze. Sakai uses her superior agility to catch Haze off guard. Haze not used to not being the quickest competitor in the ring, Sakai makes several quick pin attempts, the last one has Tursas reach in and pulling the 5'1 Sakai out of the ring with one hand and literally flinging her across the floor. fans boo loudly, Haze brings Sakai back in for a MIND TRIP and pins her.
WINNER: DAIZEE HAZE

F.I.S.T. v THROWBACKS - Points In Play
This next tag match is announced as Points in Play, winning team gets one step closer to a title shot. Dasher Hatfield takes a lot of punishment including surviving an OMEGA DRIVER but F.I.S.T. is relentless and Hatfield gets thrown out of the ring and fails to make the ref's count.
WINNERS: F.I.S.T.

JIGSAW v CROSSBONES
Very good match here between these two masked combatants. jigsaw had things going his way and nails Crossbones with JIG N' TONIC but Crossbones kicks out!. Jigsaw hits JIG N' TONIC a second straight time and again Crossbones kicks out!. Jigsaw goes for a third straight JIG N' TONIC but Crossbones counters and hits a FREAKIN SWEET DRIVER for the win
WINNER CROSSBONES
As soon as Crossbones wins, the lights dim and an eerie green mist fills the arena floor. A harsh voice is overheard..."You were the first but you've lost your way...led blindly by the mantis....you will be the first to fall" Crossbones looks around, expecting an attack, the lights go back to normal and the green mist dissipates and nothing happens, Crossbones leaves the ringside area checking around himself constantly

BRODIE LEE & TIM DONST v MIKE QUACKENBUSH & EDDIE KINGSTON

Tag team main event featuring four of the competitors in next week's CHIKARA Championship tournament. Match starts off fine while Lee and Kingston go at it though, the beat the hell out of each other and brawl into the fans. Referee calls for the bell and rules a double count, fans unhappy about result a man runs down and introduces himself as President of Operations Carson Century. He lets the ref's decision stand but orders a new match between Tim Donst and Mike Quackenbush where the winner will get a bye into the second round of the CHIKARA Championship tournament.

TIM DONST v MIKE QUACKENSBUSH
Donst tries but Mike is just too on his game tonight and takes down the collegiate following a QUACKENDRIVER II.
WINNER: MIKE QUACKENBUSH