Post by lordhumongous on Oct 15, 2013 15:57:38 GMT -5
THANX FOR THE WELL WISHES CRUE AND SINCLAIR..........WITH ONLY A FEW SHOWS LEFT TILL HOLIDAY HELL THE ACTION I HOPE IS GOING TO HEAT UP INTO A NICE PPV BUILD UP. NOW ON WITH THE SHOW.
CARD #33 DECEMBER 2ND 2013
XTREME ARENA
LAS VEGAS NEVADA
TAZ: Welcome fans to another Monday Night Mayhem. With Holiday Hell approaching quickly things are getting hot here in the XPPW. Tonight's main event is gonna be big.
LAWLER: You ain't kidding there Taz! The XPPW United States Championship is on the line as the "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers defends against the former champ Bryan Danielson. What a match that is gonna be.
TAZ: I tell you King the Million Dollar Mafia is holding the big belts and don't look like they will be giving them away any time soon.
LAWLER: With the US and Heritage belts in their camp DiBiase has to be happy.
TAZ: King let's get it started, the first match is ready to go.
MATCH #1
S.D. JONES VS JIM POWERS
Powers picks up the win via dq after Jones planted him with a ddt on the concrete floor.
WINNER: JIM POWERS {DQ} 5:02
MATCH #2
MR. FUJI & MR. SAITO W/ CAPTAIN LOU ALBANO VS THE VACHONS
Saito almost picked up a quick win after nailing Butcher seconds into the match with a Saito Suplex only to see Mad Dog stomp the back of Saito's head to break up the count. The remainder of the match was pretty even with both teams having acouple of pin attempts. The end of the match came in the form of a count out victory for Mr. Fuji & Mr. Saito . With the refs back turned Mr. Fuji threw salt into the eyes of Butcher blinding him and he was unable to return to the ring in time.
WINNERS: MR. FUJI & MR. SAITO 6:48
TAZ: Those two from the rising sun know how to get it done. What a victory for them in their chase for the tag team titles.
LAWLER: Know how to get it done? Were you watching the same match I was? They cheated!
TAZ: You know the old saying King, win if you can, lose if you must but always cheat.
LAWLER: That's real nice Taz. Let's go to the ring and Taryn Terrel with a special guest.
TERREL: I have a very special guest tonight fans, here with me is "Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert. Eddie you know what the fans want to know.
GILBERT: Taryn first off you are a perfect example of Hot Stuff International, you are looking quite delicious tonight. Now the Million Dollar Morons have no idea who my mystery man is. I tell you this though the scales just tipped in favor of me. DiBiase is gonna be unemployed and we will never have to see him again.
TERRELL: You seem very confident Eddie. Can you give us a hint?
GILBERT: Just for you Taryn, if you come to Hot Stuff hotel have alittle dinner maybe we can talk about it!
TERRELL: Whoa! Hold on Eddie, we better send this back to Taz and King before this gets out of control.
GILBERT: You mean before you can't control yourself.
TAZ: Dang King old Eddie was making the moves on one of your women.
LAWLER: They ain't my women. I just appreciate a good looking lady Taz.
TAZ: Ya sure that's it! Let's go back to the action.
MATCH #3
NICK BOCKWINKEL VS JOHNNY VALENTINE W/ GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE
Great match between two major stars in the XPPW. Valentine controlled most of the action and even hit two Atomic Skullcrushers early on only to have Bockwinkel manage to kick out. Greg Valentine being at ringside proved to be no help for his father as his interference did not provide the win for Johnny. After kicking out of the third Atomic Skullcrusher, Bockwinkel ducked a clothesline and slapped on his Bockwinkel Sleeper for a huge win.
WINNER: NICK BOCKWINKEL 7:42
MATCH #4'
KEVIN SULLIVAN VS OX BAKER W/ SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK
Baker dominated Sullivan thru out this match. After hitting his devastating Heart Punch, Baker was unable to pin Sullivan and sent him to the floor. Going out after him was a mistake as Sullivan was waiting and nailed Baker repeatedly with a steel chair. The ref quickly called for the bell and dq'd Sullivan.
WINNER: OX BAKER {DQ} 1:55
After the match the Sheik and the Warlord were charging the ring when a huge man wearing a mask came out of the crowd. Once in the ring the masked man stood side by side with Sullivan urging the members of the House of Humperdink to enter the ring .The Sheik and Warlord stopped short of the ring and helped Baker to his feet. As all five wrestlers were locked in a stare down, the masked man reached up pulling off his mask to reveal............................................................
TAZ: Holy crap what's he doing here?
LAWLER: Oh my god that's the One Man Gang. He has been behind all the attacks on the House of Humperdink.
TAZ: Sullivan just pulled off a big shocker on Humperdink.
LAWLER: I am almost speechless!
TAZ: Never thought I would hear you say that.
LAWLER: Let's get back to the action!
MATCH #5
"RAVISHING" RICK RUDE W/ BOBBY "THE BRAIN" HEENAN VS DON MURACO
Muraco was hoping to continue on his streak in the XPPW and came out on fire. Offering his hand to Rude to open the match led to a boot to the gut and Rude on the receiving end of a shoulder breaker. Muraco got a two count after a over the shoulder backbreaker. Keeping the attack going, Muraco repeatedly stomped Rude followed up by acouple elbow drops. Rude rolls to the floor where he catches Muraco with a knee lift to the gut on the floor. After sending him into the ring post, Rude tosses Muraco back into the ring. A brutal clothesline put Muraco down allowing Rude to climb up top. Once Muraco regained his feet a top rope sledgehammer put him down again. Neither a top rope knee drop or a swinging neckbreaker was enough to put Muraco away. Once again Rude goes up top only to get caught and tossed to the mat below by Muraco. In charge once again, Muraco nailed Rude with huge punches and his Asiatic Spike. Rude now reeling walked right into a Hawaiian Hammer but Rude got a foot on the ropes to break the count. Muraco then went in for the kill but missed a clothesline and nailed the ref instead. Heenan was quick to react nailing Muraco with a steel chair. As the ref was coming to Rude hit his Rude Awakening for a 1-2-3.
WINNER: "RAVISHING" RICK RUDE 6:22
The crowd went nuts with the decision from the ref. Rude and Heenan were drenched with any kind of liquid the fans could get their hands on as they made their way back to the dressing rooms.
TAZ: That was a classic Rick Rude match.
LAWLER: Come on Taz, he cheated!
TAZ: It's only cheating if you get caught which he didn't.
LAWLER: You always have a way to wiggle out of everything don't you?
TAZ: I ain't getting out of anything King, just speaking the truth. Speaking of the truth, did you catch my new show on the radio?
LAWLER: Oh man was that on yesterday? Shoot I missed it. I was busy doing...........uh ........something.
TAZ: Thanks for the support King.
LAWLER: No problem that is what I am here for. Now back to the ring.
MATCH #6
EROTIC & EXOTIC VS THE FABULOUS KANGAROOS
The Kangaroos dominated the match scoring a quick pin after a Boomerang. Street was easy pickings for Costello after he was planted with the Boomerang.
WINNERS: FABULOUS KANGAROOS 2:00
TAZ: Well King it's time for a huge interview in Hemme Powered.
LAWLER: Oh I can't wait, Christy it's all you sweetheart!
HEMME: Tonight I have possibly the biggest interview anyone could have. My guest tonight is none other than Andre the Giant. Andre would you please come out?
As Andre came out to talk to Christy........
HEMME: OH MY GOD LOOK OUT ANDRE!!
As Christy's words trailed off the "macho Man" Randy Savage came out of nowhere and blasted Andre in the head with a steel chair. As Andre fell to a knee, Savage swung twice more connecting brutally with the back of Andre"s head. As Andre lay bleeding on the floor, Savage stood over him yelling don't you every stick your nose in the business of the madness. As Medics rushed to Andre, Savage threw the chair and walked away.
LAWLER: Wow! What the hell is his problem?
TAZ: That my friend was clearly a planned attack by Savage.
LAWLER: What was that all about.
TAZ: Don't know King, but I don't think that was the smartest thing for the "Macho Man" to do.
LAWLER: Heck no! Why wake a sleeping giant. Savage needs to find a beanstalk quick.
MATCH #7
GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE W/ JOHNNY VALENTINE VS "MR. PERFECT" CURT HENNIG W/ BOBBY "THE BRAIN" HEENAN
With the help of his father, "The Hammer" picked up a big win over Hennig. With the ref arguing with Heenan, Johnny Valentine entered the ring and nailed Hennig with an Atomic Skullcrusher allowing Greg to apply his Figure Four for the submission win.
WINNER: GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE 2:18
After the match Hennig was not happy with Heenan at all. Blaming Heenan for the loss, Hennig walked back to the dressing rooms far ahead of "The Brain".
TAZ: Boy Heenan just cost his man the win. Hennig is not happy at all.
LAWLER: Do you know how many wins Heenan helped Hennig get?
TAZ: That don't matter, that is what he is suppose to do, not cost him!
LAWLER: There is no sense arguing with you. Back to the ring we go for tonight's main event.
MAIN EVENT
XPPW UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
"NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS{C} W/ "MILLION DOLLAR MAN" TED DIBIASE VS BRYAN DANIELSON
Rogers continues his dominate run in the XPPW with a surprisingly easy win over the former champ. With no help from DiBiase, Rogers picked up an impressive win with his Figure Four Grapevine.
WINNER: "NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS 2:11
"NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS RETAINS THE XPPW UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
TAZ: I tell you King, Rogers looks impressive. Hard for anyone to take his title.
LAWLER: I totally agree Taz, but no one can hold a title forever. Why is Christy going to the ring?
HEMME: Ladies and gentlemen I am going to get to the bottom of what happened earlier tonight. I would like Randy Savage to please come out.
After a minute or two Savage appears and makes his way to the ring.
HEMME: "Macho Man" what was the deal earlier tonight when you attacked Andre the Giant unprovoked?
SAVAGE: UNPROVOKED! THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE ALWAYS HAS A REASON. OH YEAH! Andre stuck his nose in the business of THE MADNESS when I was confronting the has been Bobo Brazil. Nobody gets in my way.
Just then Harley Race appears out from the dressing room area.
RACE: Savage you are a coward. Attacking Andre from behind with a chair is the act of a small man. You are afraid of losing that title. I can beat you anytime...............
SAVAGE: You can't beat nobody. You are a has been just like Brazil.
RACE: Well I can beat your a** right now.
With that said Race charges the ring.
TAZ: Oh man we are out of time fans, make sure to catch the next episode of Monday Night Mayhem. See ya next week!
DARK MATCH
NON TITLE
"MACHO MAN" RANDY SAVAGE{C} VS HARLEY RACE
This match broke down fast as the action went to the floor. Race picked up a dq win over Savage after Savage nailed Race with a groin shot then rammed him head first into the ring steps.
WINNER: HARLEY RACE{DQ} 2:02
CARD #33 DECEMBER 2ND 2013
XTREME ARENA
LAS VEGAS NEVADA
TAZ: Welcome fans to another Monday Night Mayhem. With Holiday Hell approaching quickly things are getting hot here in the XPPW. Tonight's main event is gonna be big.
LAWLER: You ain't kidding there Taz! The XPPW United States Championship is on the line as the "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers defends against the former champ Bryan Danielson. What a match that is gonna be.
TAZ: I tell you King the Million Dollar Mafia is holding the big belts and don't look like they will be giving them away any time soon.
LAWLER: With the US and Heritage belts in their camp DiBiase has to be happy.
TAZ: King let's get it started, the first match is ready to go.
MATCH #1
S.D. JONES VS JIM POWERS
Powers picks up the win via dq after Jones planted him with a ddt on the concrete floor.
WINNER: JIM POWERS {DQ} 5:02
MATCH #2
MR. FUJI & MR. SAITO W/ CAPTAIN LOU ALBANO VS THE VACHONS
Saito almost picked up a quick win after nailing Butcher seconds into the match with a Saito Suplex only to see Mad Dog stomp the back of Saito's head to break up the count. The remainder of the match was pretty even with both teams having acouple of pin attempts. The end of the match came in the form of a count out victory for Mr. Fuji & Mr. Saito . With the refs back turned Mr. Fuji threw salt into the eyes of Butcher blinding him and he was unable to return to the ring in time.
WINNERS: MR. FUJI & MR. SAITO 6:48
TAZ: Those two from the rising sun know how to get it done. What a victory for them in their chase for the tag team titles.
LAWLER: Know how to get it done? Were you watching the same match I was? They cheated!
TAZ: You know the old saying King, win if you can, lose if you must but always cheat.
LAWLER: That's real nice Taz. Let's go to the ring and Taryn Terrel with a special guest.
TERREL: I have a very special guest tonight fans, here with me is "Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert. Eddie you know what the fans want to know.
GILBERT: Taryn first off you are a perfect example of Hot Stuff International, you are looking quite delicious tonight. Now the Million Dollar Morons have no idea who my mystery man is. I tell you this though the scales just tipped in favor of me. DiBiase is gonna be unemployed and we will never have to see him again.
TERRELL: You seem very confident Eddie. Can you give us a hint?
GILBERT: Just for you Taryn, if you come to Hot Stuff hotel have alittle dinner maybe we can talk about it!
TERRELL: Whoa! Hold on Eddie, we better send this back to Taz and King before this gets out of control.
GILBERT: You mean before you can't control yourself.
TAZ: Dang King old Eddie was making the moves on one of your women.
LAWLER: They ain't my women. I just appreciate a good looking lady Taz.
TAZ: Ya sure that's it! Let's go back to the action.
MATCH #3
NICK BOCKWINKEL VS JOHNNY VALENTINE W/ GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE
Great match between two major stars in the XPPW. Valentine controlled most of the action and even hit two Atomic Skullcrushers early on only to have Bockwinkel manage to kick out. Greg Valentine being at ringside proved to be no help for his father as his interference did not provide the win for Johnny. After kicking out of the third Atomic Skullcrusher, Bockwinkel ducked a clothesline and slapped on his Bockwinkel Sleeper for a huge win.
WINNER: NICK BOCKWINKEL 7:42
MATCH #4'
KEVIN SULLIVAN VS OX BAKER W/ SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK
Baker dominated Sullivan thru out this match. After hitting his devastating Heart Punch, Baker was unable to pin Sullivan and sent him to the floor. Going out after him was a mistake as Sullivan was waiting and nailed Baker repeatedly with a steel chair. The ref quickly called for the bell and dq'd Sullivan.
WINNER: OX BAKER {DQ} 1:55
After the match the Sheik and the Warlord were charging the ring when a huge man wearing a mask came out of the crowd. Once in the ring the masked man stood side by side with Sullivan urging the members of the House of Humperdink to enter the ring .The Sheik and Warlord stopped short of the ring and helped Baker to his feet. As all five wrestlers were locked in a stare down, the masked man reached up pulling off his mask to reveal............................................................
TAZ: Holy crap what's he doing here?
LAWLER: Oh my god that's the One Man Gang. He has been behind all the attacks on the House of Humperdink.
TAZ: Sullivan just pulled off a big shocker on Humperdink.
LAWLER: I am almost speechless!
TAZ: Never thought I would hear you say that.
LAWLER: Let's get back to the action!
MATCH #5
"RAVISHING" RICK RUDE W/ BOBBY "THE BRAIN" HEENAN VS DON MURACO
Muraco was hoping to continue on his streak in the XPPW and came out on fire. Offering his hand to Rude to open the match led to a boot to the gut and Rude on the receiving end of a shoulder breaker. Muraco got a two count after a over the shoulder backbreaker. Keeping the attack going, Muraco repeatedly stomped Rude followed up by acouple elbow drops. Rude rolls to the floor where he catches Muraco with a knee lift to the gut on the floor. After sending him into the ring post, Rude tosses Muraco back into the ring. A brutal clothesline put Muraco down allowing Rude to climb up top. Once Muraco regained his feet a top rope sledgehammer put him down again. Neither a top rope knee drop or a swinging neckbreaker was enough to put Muraco away. Once again Rude goes up top only to get caught and tossed to the mat below by Muraco. In charge once again, Muraco nailed Rude with huge punches and his Asiatic Spike. Rude now reeling walked right into a Hawaiian Hammer but Rude got a foot on the ropes to break the count. Muraco then went in for the kill but missed a clothesline and nailed the ref instead. Heenan was quick to react nailing Muraco with a steel chair. As the ref was coming to Rude hit his Rude Awakening for a 1-2-3.
WINNER: "RAVISHING" RICK RUDE 6:22
The crowd went nuts with the decision from the ref. Rude and Heenan were drenched with any kind of liquid the fans could get their hands on as they made their way back to the dressing rooms.
TAZ: That was a classic Rick Rude match.
LAWLER: Come on Taz, he cheated!
TAZ: It's only cheating if you get caught which he didn't.
LAWLER: You always have a way to wiggle out of everything don't you?
TAZ: I ain't getting out of anything King, just speaking the truth. Speaking of the truth, did you catch my new show on the radio?
LAWLER: Oh man was that on yesterday? Shoot I missed it. I was busy doing...........uh ........something.
TAZ: Thanks for the support King.
LAWLER: No problem that is what I am here for. Now back to the ring.
MATCH #6
EROTIC & EXOTIC VS THE FABULOUS KANGAROOS
The Kangaroos dominated the match scoring a quick pin after a Boomerang. Street was easy pickings for Costello after he was planted with the Boomerang.
WINNERS: FABULOUS KANGAROOS 2:00
TAZ: Well King it's time for a huge interview in Hemme Powered.
LAWLER: Oh I can't wait, Christy it's all you sweetheart!
HEMME: Tonight I have possibly the biggest interview anyone could have. My guest tonight is none other than Andre the Giant. Andre would you please come out?
As Andre came out to talk to Christy........
HEMME: OH MY GOD LOOK OUT ANDRE!!
As Christy's words trailed off the "macho Man" Randy Savage came out of nowhere and blasted Andre in the head with a steel chair. As Andre fell to a knee, Savage swung twice more connecting brutally with the back of Andre"s head. As Andre lay bleeding on the floor, Savage stood over him yelling don't you every stick your nose in the business of the madness. As Medics rushed to Andre, Savage threw the chair and walked away.
LAWLER: Wow! What the hell is his problem?
TAZ: That my friend was clearly a planned attack by Savage.
LAWLER: What was that all about.
TAZ: Don't know King, but I don't think that was the smartest thing for the "Macho Man" to do.
LAWLER: Heck no! Why wake a sleeping giant. Savage needs to find a beanstalk quick.
MATCH #7
GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE W/ JOHNNY VALENTINE VS "MR. PERFECT" CURT HENNIG W/ BOBBY "THE BRAIN" HEENAN
With the help of his father, "The Hammer" picked up a big win over Hennig. With the ref arguing with Heenan, Johnny Valentine entered the ring and nailed Hennig with an Atomic Skullcrusher allowing Greg to apply his Figure Four for the submission win.
WINNER: GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE 2:18
After the match Hennig was not happy with Heenan at all. Blaming Heenan for the loss, Hennig walked back to the dressing rooms far ahead of "The Brain".
TAZ: Boy Heenan just cost his man the win. Hennig is not happy at all.
LAWLER: Do you know how many wins Heenan helped Hennig get?
TAZ: That don't matter, that is what he is suppose to do, not cost him!
LAWLER: There is no sense arguing with you. Back to the ring we go for tonight's main event.
MAIN EVENT
XPPW UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
"NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS{C} W/ "MILLION DOLLAR MAN" TED DIBIASE VS BRYAN DANIELSON
Rogers continues his dominate run in the XPPW with a surprisingly easy win over the former champ. With no help from DiBiase, Rogers picked up an impressive win with his Figure Four Grapevine.
WINNER: "NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS 2:11
"NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS RETAINS THE XPPW UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
TAZ: I tell you King, Rogers looks impressive. Hard for anyone to take his title.
LAWLER: I totally agree Taz, but no one can hold a title forever. Why is Christy going to the ring?
HEMME: Ladies and gentlemen I am going to get to the bottom of what happened earlier tonight. I would like Randy Savage to please come out.
After a minute or two Savage appears and makes his way to the ring.
HEMME: "Macho Man" what was the deal earlier tonight when you attacked Andre the Giant unprovoked?
SAVAGE: UNPROVOKED! THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE ALWAYS HAS A REASON. OH YEAH! Andre stuck his nose in the business of THE MADNESS when I was confronting the has been Bobo Brazil. Nobody gets in my way.
Just then Harley Race appears out from the dressing room area.
RACE: Savage you are a coward. Attacking Andre from behind with a chair is the act of a small man. You are afraid of losing that title. I can beat you anytime...............
SAVAGE: You can't beat nobody. You are a has been just like Brazil.
RACE: Well I can beat your a** right now.
With that said Race charges the ring.
TAZ: Oh man we are out of time fans, make sure to catch the next episode of Monday Night Mayhem. See ya next week!
DARK MATCH
NON TITLE
"MACHO MAN" RANDY SAVAGE{C} VS HARLEY RACE
This match broke down fast as the action went to the floor. Race picked up a dq win over Savage after Savage nailed Race with a groin shot then rammed him head first into the ring steps.
WINNER: HARLEY RACE{DQ} 2:02