Post by throwingtoasters on Mar 7, 2015 0:31:46 GMT -5
ULTIMATE FIGHTERS dominate! Absolutely dominate! DESERTERS never get in any offense.
ULTIMATE FIGHTERS d. THE DESERTERS via submission when Shoot makes Adam Traitor tap out with TAPPED OUT - ****1/2
The crowd cheers wildly as Clinch and Shoot chase THE DESERTERS from the ringside area and then they make circles around the ring giving high fives to the kids and doing their crazy arm movements.
As soon as THE ULTIMATE FIGHTERS were clear, the crew began assembling the BARBED WIRE COSMIC CAGE! As they did this, a holo-vision package that chronicled the events leading up to The Betrayer vs. Betrayer match! It detailed Cage Death Betrayer's split from Dark Menace over not signing the Dark Menace's Code of Conduct, the appearance of Death Masque Betrayer as a separate entity from Cage Death and then their encounters since then. When the package was over, the cage was assembled.
Death Masque Betrayer dropped to the ring from a cable. Dark Menace was not with him, as Euritar had banned everyone from ringside. Then Cage Death Betrayer came out, his chain in his hand. He circled the ring taunting Death Masque through the bars.
Briefly the camera cut backstage to the Future Shock training room. There, Swarm was standing next to Crossfire and they were both watching a holo-vision monitor showing the two Betrayer down at the ring.
SWARM (shaking his head): Disgusting.
CROSSFIRE: What?
SWARM: This whole Betrayer farce.
CROSSFIRE: Farce? What are you talking about?
SWARM: It's one guy.
CROSSFIRE: ...........What?
SWARM: These Betrayers. It's the same guy. One guy plays both Betrayers.
CROSSFIRE: But...how?
SWARM: Don't be an idiot! It's one guy!
CROSSFIRE: Wait, you mean like a clone? Because clones suck.
SWARM: No, idiot. Not a clone. What am I saying that doesn't make sense to you?
CROSSFIRE: Everything. How can two people be the same person.
SWARM: Just look at them! It's the same guy.
CROSSFIRE: But there's two people.
Swarm gets mad and punches the wall.
SWARM: No! It's one guy! I know it is.
CROSSFIRE: How can one guy wrestle himself?!
SWARM: Aaaaaaah! I'm surrounded by idiots! No one gets it! It's one guy and he's fooling everyone but he doesn't fool me! And you know what, I'm not taking it anymore! I'm going to take legal action.
CROSSFIRE: Legal action?
SWARM: Yes! It's time for something to be done! This is one guy and he's fooling everyone and I just can't take it!
CROSSFIRE (looks at the monitor where the Betrayers are shouting each other): But it's two people.
SWARM: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! That's it! I'm getting a lawyer. Magnus must know one.
SWARM leaves.
CROSSFIRE (shrugging): Wow. They must have really gotten into his head.
We cut back down to the ring and the door is locked and the bell has sounded on this BARBED WIRE COSMIC CAGE EXILE MATCH!
ULTIMATE FIGHTERS d. THE DESERTERS via submission when Shoot makes Adam Traitor tap out with TAPPED OUT - ****1/2
The crowd cheers wildly as Clinch and Shoot chase THE DESERTERS from the ringside area and then they make circles around the ring giving high fives to the kids and doing their crazy arm movements.
As soon as THE ULTIMATE FIGHTERS were clear, the crew began assembling the BARBED WIRE COSMIC CAGE! As they did this, a holo-vision package that chronicled the events leading up to The Betrayer vs. Betrayer match! It detailed Cage Death Betrayer's split from Dark Menace over not signing the Dark Menace's Code of Conduct, the appearance of Death Masque Betrayer as a separate entity from Cage Death and then their encounters since then. When the package was over, the cage was assembled.
Death Masque Betrayer dropped to the ring from a cable. Dark Menace was not with him, as Euritar had banned everyone from ringside. Then Cage Death Betrayer came out, his chain in his hand. He circled the ring taunting Death Masque through the bars.
Briefly the camera cut backstage to the Future Shock training room. There, Swarm was standing next to Crossfire and they were both watching a holo-vision monitor showing the two Betrayer down at the ring.
SWARM (shaking his head): Disgusting.
CROSSFIRE: What?
SWARM: This whole Betrayer farce.
CROSSFIRE: Farce? What are you talking about?
SWARM: It's one guy.
CROSSFIRE: ...........What?
SWARM: These Betrayers. It's the same guy. One guy plays both Betrayers.
CROSSFIRE: But...how?
SWARM: Don't be an idiot! It's one guy!
CROSSFIRE: Wait, you mean like a clone? Because clones suck.
SWARM: No, idiot. Not a clone. What am I saying that doesn't make sense to you?
CROSSFIRE: Everything. How can two people be the same person.
SWARM: Just look at them! It's the same guy.
CROSSFIRE: But there's two people.
Swarm gets mad and punches the wall.
SWARM: No! It's one guy! I know it is.
CROSSFIRE: How can one guy wrestle himself?!
SWARM: Aaaaaaah! I'm surrounded by idiots! No one gets it! It's one guy and he's fooling everyone but he doesn't fool me! And you know what, I'm not taking it anymore! I'm going to take legal action.
CROSSFIRE: Legal action?
SWARM: Yes! It's time for something to be done! This is one guy and he's fooling everyone and I just can't take it!
CROSSFIRE (looks at the monitor where the Betrayers are shouting each other): But it's two people.
SWARM: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! That's it! I'm getting a lawyer. Magnus must know one.
SWARM leaves.
CROSSFIRE (shrugging): Wow. They must have really gotten into his head.
We cut back down to the ring and the door is locked and the bell has sounded on this BARBED WIRE COSMIC CAGE EXILE MATCH!