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Post by joebreakdown on Nov 18, 2015 5:53:20 GMT -5
Week 31:H.B.W.A comes to The Town Hall, Derby for GRAPPLE TIME!Tonight's Grapple Time will be in the heart of the East Midlands- Derby, England and will see the following action:
'Exotic' Adrian Street V Jake Milliman Hillbilly Jim V Johnny Rodz Marty Jannetty V 'Ravishing' Randy Rose The Vachons V Koko B. Ware & S.D Jones
Main Event:
Terry Gordy V 'Leaping' Lanny Poffo
Also, we will here from World Heavyweight Champion Nigel McGuinness as he prepares to take on the Iron Sheik this coming Friday in Nottingham, The Midnight Express and their manager James E. Cornette and there will be an exclusive update on Mil Mascaras who will be returning to H.B.W.A in December!
Walk ups still available! See you tonight!
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Post by joebreakdown on Nov 19, 2015 6:05:00 GMT -5
H.B.W.A: Grapple Time Results'Exotic' Adrian Street defeated Jake Milliman with with a crucifix. After the match, Miss Linda held the fallen Milliman down as Street applied lipstick and eye shadow to his weary face. Street slapped Milliman and presented him with a mirror so he could see could view his 'beautiful self.'
James E. Cornette was shown in a pre taped interview, tearing the contract that he was forced to sign on behalf of the Midnight Express as they prepare to take on The Killer Bees on Friday night's show; "This is an outrage! Those Bees are not deserving of a title shot! I spoke to my Mother this morning and she told me that there's bug repellent on special at the general store and I should get me some before Friday night!"
Hillbilly Jim beat Johnny Rodz with a bear hug after Rodz had initially stunned the big country boy with a stinging right hand. After the match, Hillbilly danced with some local kids in the ring as Rodz rolled under the bottom rope, totally unacknowledged.
Marty Jannetty and Randy Rose batttled to a Double DQ after both took the action to the outside in a wild brawl! Jannetty got the upper hand when he sent Rose over the guardrail, much to the delight of the fans!
The Vachons crushed Koko B. Ware & S.D Jones in quick time as they jumped Ware from the get go and tossed Jones from the ring apron. Ware could never gain a footing and was defeated after a corner splash and a vicious pile driver.
World Heavyweight Champion Nigel McGuinness appeared and told the crowd that he's ready to face The Iron Sheik in Nottingham on Friday and if Harley Race turns up, he'll deal with him as well. Adrian Street reappeared at the top of the ramp and made an offer to 'protect' McGuinness on Friday in return for a title shot the following week. McGuinness declined Street's support, leading to the 'Exotic One' having a hissy fit, tearing a guardrail down and threatening to show up anyway.
Terry Gordy destroyed Lanny Poffo in a very one-sided main event, finishing him off with a Power Bomb. Poffo's pre match poem was cut short after Gordy took offence to being referred to as a man with 'brawn but no brains.'
See you on Friday!
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Post by joebreakdown on Nov 19, 2015 8:27:07 GMT -5
H.B.W.A Presents: Friday Night Live! (At Nottingham Arena) PREVIEW Tomorrow night in Nottingham Nigel McGuinness will defend his World Title against The Iron Sheik! McGuinness, who most recently beat Harley Race for the top prize will face a motivated Sheik, who recently put The Patriot on the shelf. Will there be a title change? Will 'Exotic' Adrian Street be on hand to offer his 'support' to the champion? Will Harley Race be watching closely, hoping for a shot at the winner?
Also in action, Television Champion Rob Van Dam will face Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine with the belt once again on the line! The pair have had some brutal battles as of late and so far, The Hammer has been unable to defeat RVD when it matters. What's that we hear? "Tweet, Tweet, TWEET!" I think RVD may have a surprise for Valentine!
Tag Team Champions The Midnight Express are far from happy with facing The Killer Bees for the tag straps, but do so they must after The Bees defeated The Vachons in a #1 contender's match. Let's see who comes out on top of this one!
Legendary grappler Johnny Saint will be taking on young upstart Zack Sabre Jr. in an all England encounter!
International madman Bruiser Brody promises to punish anybody who dares to face him on the night. Could that man be S.D Jones who recently upset Terry Gordy in back to back matches? If it is, let us all pray for his safety!
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Post by cruefan68 on Nov 19, 2015 9:08:29 GMT -5
You have a nice fed going here and I am really looking forward to that Johnny Saint vs. Zack Sabre Jr. match. I could see that one bringing back memories of World of Sport. I am also intrigued by Exotic Adrian Street and how he will figure into the McGuinness-Sheik match.
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Post by joebreakdown on Nov 19, 2015 9:15:29 GMT -5
You have a nice fed going here and I am really looking forward to that Johnny Saint vs. Zack Sabre Jr. match. I could see that one bringing back memories of World of Sport. I am also intrigued by Exotic Adrian Street and how he will figure into the McGuinness-Sheik match. Cheers! I stopped posting results a few months back but kept rolling and now I've decided to return! Saint Vs Sabre Jr i'm hoping will be great! Zabre Jr has only just made his debut and has sadly lost his first two matches (one of them was to Randy Rose!), so fingers crossed for a better performance today! Whilst my fed based 'based' in the US, Adrian Street brought Nigel McGuinness and Dave Taylor to form The British Invasion. Since I decided to teleport the fed to the UK, McGuinness won the big strap against Harley Race and has become a huge babyface. This doesn't sit well with Street, so I am sure he'll get involved in some way! I hope you keep reading as there's lots more to come! Joe
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Post by Kat Rana on Nov 26, 2015 14:36:52 GMT -5
Good Evening, Grapple Fans. I finally have my own profile to write up all the hot Fist Pump Wrestling action, so I'll kick off with an update of the most recent events...
FPW Midweek Mayhem
First on the bill, brimming with confidence from his near-victory over Buddy Rogers, Ron Hutchison takes on Mr X. Mr X fights for both HBWA and FPW on a pay-per-match (no salary) basis. Mr X manages a weak arm bar, before Hutchison quickly applies the Shediac Lobster Trap and it's all over. Winner: Ron Hutchison
Next up, The Colony (Fire Ant and Soldier Ant) take on The Jacksons (otherwise known as The Young Bucks, Matt and Nick Jackson). Both teams are struggling to make it in FPW's competitive tag division but take this opportunity to showcase their talents to the small crowd present. After an entertaining match, the Jacksons eventually hit the classic More Bang For Your Buck and finish off The Colony. Winners: The Jacksons
The Cauliflower Alley Kids are in action next, facing relative newcomers The Grappler and The Spoiler. After a string of losses with his original CAK partner Ron Hutchison, Frank Dalton seeks out a new tag partner.... Bruiser 'The Body' Costa. However, this turns out to be a poor decision as The Body attempts his Hot Coffee finisher - where he runs through the crowd to grab a hot cup of coffee from an unsuspecting audience member and throws it in the face of his opponent - and is disqualified. Winners: The Grappler and The Spoiler
FPW Gladiator Champion Brad Armstrong has had a great run so far as a singles wrestler, since splitting with his tag partner Justin Credible and leaving their medieval minstrel gimmick behind. This week, Brad takes on Larry Sharpe in what he hopes will be an easy win. Unfortunately for crowd favourite Brad, it all goes pear shaped. After plenty of glad-handing with the crowd and demonstrating the merits of his awesome mullet, Brad throws Larry around the ring for a few minutes. Not sticking to his usual role of enhancement talent, Larry repeatedly pulls Brad's hair and begins to get the upper hand in this match. After bouncing off the ropes, Brad is caught by a heavy-handed lariat from Larry and is unable to escape the subsequent pin! Larry Sharpe celebrates in the ring in front of a shocked crowd. Brad nurses his sore head, hair and pride. Winner: Larry Sharpe!
What an action packed Midweek Mayhem! FPW prides itself on having a competitive tag division and you're sure to meet some of the top teams in this weekend's show, Friday Fist Pump. Get your tickets now!
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Post by Kat Rana on Nov 26, 2015 16:30:31 GMT -5
Friday Fist Pump - tag team special "Oh, we've got a fantastic line-up for you tonight! Full of hot tag team action!"
Fresh from their victory over the Cauliflower Alley Kids on Midweek Mayhem, The Grappler and The Spoiler take on Jigsaw and his partner for tonight... Mr X. It's an all-masked tag match! Mr X start things off with a clumsy knee lift followed by a headlock that's so weakly applied that The Grappler immediately slips out of it. He tags in The Spoiler who finishes Mr X off with a suplex. Jigsaw is left standing forlorn on the apron, he never got in the ring. Winners: The Grappler and The Spoiler
The Cauliflower Alley Kids are still trying to make it work, this time as a trio comprising Frank Dalton, Ron Hutchison and Bruiser 'The Body' Costa. They take on all three members of The Colony - Fire Ant, Soldier Ant and Green Ant. Once again, The Body attempts to hit the Hot Coffee - he grabs a piping hot Americano from an audience member and throws it at Soldier Ant but he misses entirely and the coffee hits his team mate standing on the apron, Frank Dalton. Dalton screams in agony and as Bruiser is rooted to the spot in shock he is hit by the TKO. Winners: The Colony As the camera pans round the ring after the match, a fan in the crowd is spotted dressed very much like a member of The Colony - who is this insect-like creature...? Following two losses in a row, Bruiser 'The Body' Costa is worried about the future of his sponsorship deal with Costa Coffee...
A disqualification just waiting to happen, the one-time-only team of The Terrible Turk, Justin Credible and JD Michaels take on Val Venis with Matt and Nick Jackson. Contrary to all expectations, and possibly for the first time ever, the Turk avoids disqualification and hits a flying elbow smash on Matt Jackson for the win. Nick helps his brother to his feet and they manage to pull a few muscle-flexing poses for the crowd before hobbling to the locker room.
Former Tag Champions Brian Kendrick and Paul London try to avoid slipping into obscurity with what they hope will be a win over Volstead and Sheppard. Unfortunately it doesn't go as planned and after falling victim to a brutal assault outside the ring, Kendrick is counted out. Winners: Volstead and Sheppard This is a shameful loss for the former champs, who can't seem to grab a win since losing their belts. Volstead and Sheppard feel sure they must be moving up the tag division rankings....will they be challenging The Chests for Number One Contender status?
Following his win at Midweek Mayhem over the Gladiator Champion Brad Armstrong, Larry Sharpe is back for a second go! Larry challenges Brad to put his title on the line and, confident that the midweek fiasco was a fluke, Brad agrees. Several minutes into the match, however, Brad begins to feel he may have made a mistake. Larry hits him with a piledriver and Brad barely manages to kick out of the pin; Larry follows this up with another pin attempt before finally putting Brad out of his misery with a knee drop. Your winner, and new Gladiator Champion: Larry Sharpe! The crowd is stunned. A few bemused claps break through the awkward silence, and are quickly drowned out by jeers and boos. Is this FPW's least popular title holder ever? FPW Management is angry and embarrassed to have Larry Sharpe as Gladiator Champion, having only created this belt for the purpose of giving it to Brad Armstrong. Can Larry win the Management over?
Fond of squashing jobbers as it makes him feel powerful, Buddy Rogers issues an open invitation in the hope that one of FPW's lower ranked wrestlers will take up the challenge and provide him with an easy win. Rogers and the entire FPW audience are shocked when HBWA's Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine answers the call! The crowd are enthralled by this competitive back and forth match between these two well matched competitors. Rogers eventually manages to hit a devastating dropkick and cover Valentine for the 1-2-3. A great victory for Rogers. Winner: Buddy Rogers
And now, the match everyone's been waiting for! Still smarting from losing the Tag Team Championship to The Katz, former champions The Chests are in singles action. First up, Mike Graham takes on crowd favourite Battle Kat. After much flexing and displaying of his chest, Mike gets in some early offence with a Figure Four Leglock but Battle Kat escapes and locks Mike in the Kat's Cradle! The crowd go wild! Battle Kat wins! Battle Kat's team mates Jushin Thunder Liger and Tiger Mask join him in the ring for a celebratory dance to his own theme tune. Winner: Battle Kat
Lead Chest, Bob Armstrong now takes on Jushin Thunder Liger, who is feeling confident after Battle Kat's earlier win. Bob begins with pointing out how great his chest is and jeering at Liger, whose chest is of course covered by his all-in-one suit. Bob enters the ring like a house on fire, karate chops flying everywhere. Liger hits a high risk Liger Dive but can't keep Bob down. Bob slaps on a powerful sleeper hold and Liger can't escape. As the remaining Katz carry Liger back to the dressing room, Mike Graham climbs into the ring and The Chests celebrate Bob's victory. Winner: Bob Armstrong
Number one contenders The Chests will be looking to regain the Tag Team Titles from The Katz at the next Friday Fist Pump!
*** Main event - special tag match ***
Following a post-match fracas last week, FPW Management has pitted popular FPW Champion Nick Bockwinkel and heart throb 'The Gorgeous Greek' Jim Londos against former champ Rick Rude and the perennially furious Frank Gotch. It's a nasty match with no love lost between the two sides. Frank Gotch throws some appalling insults at Bockwinkel and a brawl begins outside the ring, with all four men involved. Furious at a well-aimed punch from Bockwinkel, Gotch grabs a chair and hurls it at Bockwinkel's face, Londos catches the chair mid-air to save his team mate and the referee turns round to see Londos with the chair. Londos and Bockwinkel are disqualified! The crowd is distraught at this injustice. Rude and Gotch smirk. Winners: Rick Rude and Frank Gotch
The re-match is bound to be a sell-out so book your seats early!
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Post by Pariah on Nov 26, 2015 17:35:32 GMT -5
Really enjoy your write-ups... They really breathe life into the competitors and the entire package has an extremely entertaining vibe... Not to mention, the name of your promotion is too cool... Fist Pump Wrestling! Let the good times roll!
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Post by Kat Rana on Nov 27, 2015 1:26:19 GMT -5
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it! I just write what amuses me really, although I realised some of it might not make sense to other people as the characters I imagine for my wrestlers are in many cases nothing like what they were really like!
F P Dub! F P Dub!
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Post by joebreakdown on Dec 3, 2015 7:58:59 GMT -5
H.B.W.A Presents: Friday Night LIVE!Live from Nottingham, England! 27th November "Hello everybody and welcome to another edition of Friday Night Live! I'm your host, Precious Paul Torissi and have we got some hot action for you! Isn't that right, Joe Breakdown?" "Yes Paul and am I glad to have you in the commentary booth! Let's get straight to it!" Fit Finlay V Jake Milliman The 'Belfast Bruiser' made short work of the stiff Jake Milliman, hitting him the Celtic Cross and a vicious headbutt that he's been calling the 'Kerigold Butter.' No upsets here! Winner: Fit FinlayBack stage, reporter Jodie Marsh is catching up with Marty Jannetty and Randy Rose! Rose: "Y'know Jo-Jo, 'party' Marty and I have had our differences as of late, but last week when we were grappling in and outside of the ring, tumbling on the canvas and the concrete, we realised, we ain't too different!" Jannetty: "That's right, Randy! We're rough, tough and sexy and most of all, we love to PARTY! So hold on to your panites boys and girls, we're getting together for a little double dance! We're the Wyld Studz and we're going all the way to the top baby!" The Wyld Studz V 'Leaping Lanny Poffo' & Jim PowersThe Studz didn't have the easiest debut, facing off against the 'blink and you'll miss it' former tag champs, Powers and Poffo. Power's strength allowed him to man handle 'Ravishing' Randy Rose, setting up a pin attempt with a big power slam, which was broken by Jannetty. Poffo took control of Rose and went for the Sky Drop, but Rose escaped and made the hot tag- Jannetty unloading with kicks, punches and a drop kick before scaling the turnbuckle to hit the Rocker Dropper for the 1-2-3! The Studz celebrated as Jannetty jumped into his partner's arms. Another loss for Powers and Poffo. Where do they go from here? Winners: The Wyld Studz
Zack Sabre Jr V Johnny Saint The crowd were treated to a wrestling masterclass by the two Brits, which was won by Zack Sabre Jr, who hit Saint with a Sabre Driver after applying a Jim Breaks arm bar. Saint's escapology antics tied Sabre Jr. up early on, but he was unable to hit the 3 in 1. After the match, Sabre Jr. helped Saint to his feet and held his hand aloft. The crowd applauded the show of sportsmanship. Winner: Zack Sabre JrBackstage, Johnny Sausage is interviewing Greg Valentine; "I'm sick of facing Rob Van Dam and him stealing all those victories! Well tonight that ends because I've got myself a manager. The best in the business, the Mouth Of The South Jimmy Heart!" Hart: "That's right baby! Hammer's going all the way to the top and it starts tonight by winning the TV title!" Rob Van Dam (C) V Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine (T.V Title Match)It appears that Jimmy Hart's first duty as manager was to make sure Bill Alphonso was not referee and he's not even at ringside! That didn't seem to bother Van Dam early on who was afforded time to pose after hitting a knee drop on Valentine across the guard rail before tossing Valentine back inside for the Rolling Thunder. Valentine could get no offense and Van Dam hit an awesome Van Daminator! Hart protested on the outside, giving Valentine enough time to escape the pin. Valentine briefly recovered and hit a series of chops and an elbow hammer, downing RVD momentarily. As RVD recovered, Hart distracted the referee whilst slipping his megaphone inside the ring for Valentine to blast RVD, but in the exchange that followed, Van Dam snatched the megaphone from Valentine and blasted him- knocking him out cold. RVD scaled the turnbuckle and hit the FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH to retain the T.V TITLE! Winner: Rob Van DamThe Vachons Vs Hot Chocolate (Koko B. Ware & S.D Jones)Jones and Ware were ambushed from the opening bell and Jones was tossed to the outside. Ware was destroyed by a series of vicious double team moves and was bounced from corner to corner. Butcher missed an avalanche and Ware made the hot tag to Jones, who hit the Philly Shuffle and went for the headbutt on the Butcher, but Mad Dog blasted him from behind. With the referee confused once more, no tag was made and Mad Dog pounced on Jones before crushing his neck with a pile driver. Brutal! Winners: The Vachons
Hillbilly Jim Vs Bruiser Brody
Brody has been floundering recently, finding it difficult to get any momentum and was given a stern test by the Hillbilly here. Both big men traded kicks and heavy punches before Brody eventually took control, grabbing Hillbilly by the beard and flinging him across the ring in some feat of strength. Hillbilly never fully recovered and despite momentarily escaping a pin attempt, he was hit by a Flying Knee which all but knocked him into next week. Winner: Bruiser BrodyAfter the match, Brody had this to say; "I don't care who it is, Harley Race, Rob Van Dam or even you Nigel McGuinness I am going to destroy somebody next week in Sheffield. Make it a no DQ match if you dare!" Torissi: "Do you think you will make it a no DQ, Joe?" Breakdown: "Brody smells blood and whoever stands up to him next week is going to have to do it the hard way. I pity them, but I know there's somebody out there who fancies their chances!" Jodie Marsh is backstage with Adrian Street: Marsh: "Mr Street, last time out, you seemed to be a little peeved with Nigel McGuinness after he turned down your offer of help for tonight's match with the Iron Sheik. Have you had time to calm down?" Street; "Darling, I will tell you this. If Naughty Nigel doesn't need my help then that's up to him, but I'm here if he wants me. I think he's biting off more than he can chew, so I'm going to be peeping out of the curtain for tonight's main event!" Terry Gordy is in the ring, waiting for his opponent. The music hits and it's Mil Mascaras! This is the first appearance of the Masked Sensation in a number of weeks and everyone's pleased to see him, except Gordy. Terry Gordy Vs Mil MascarasMascaras ducked in initial clothesline attempt by Gordy and hit a flying cross body for the two count. A stunned Gordy rolled to the outside but was knocked to the ground by a plancha. Sending Gordy back in between the ropes, Mascras no sold a right hook before hitting the Bow & Arrow and gained a very quick and one sided victory! Gordy was fuming afterwards, but was beaten very easily. The crowd popped and Mascaras probably imagined all the kids queuing to buy his merchandise later. Winner: Mil Mascaras
Torissi: Next up we have the Tag Team Titles on the line as the Killer Bees take on The Midnight Express! Breakdown: They've certainly earned it! Let's go! The Midnight Express (C) Vs The Killer BeesJim Cornette was right when he said the Express wouldn't drop the titles tonight. He made sure of it! The 'Louisville Slugger' interfered from the get go, distracting both the referee and the Bees with regularity. However, this nearly backfired as while Corny pleaded with the referee, Blair and Brunzell switched with Masked Confusion and Brunzell hit a drop kick on Lane, scoring a near pinfall. The Express rallied but the Bees stayed strong and as Eaton was trapped in a Boston Crab, Cornette blasted Blair with the squash racket and the referee rang for the bell. The Bees were victorious, but no title change on a DQ! Winners: The Killer BeesTorissi: "It's Main Event time as Nigel McGuinness takes on the Iron Sheik! Breakdown: "I think McGuinnes has had a bit of luck holding on to that belt recently and I hear that Harley Race is nearly back to full fitness. He's going want a title shot if Sheiky Baby doesn't win tonight!" Torissi: "What about Adrian Street? You think he's going to get involved?" Breakdown: "Most likely, but on whose side?" Nigel McGuinness (C) Vs The Iron SheikWith the World Heavyweight Title on the line, it was no surprise that both men went at it straight from the bell. To give McGuinness his credit, he hasn't backed down to anybody and the crowd have really been behind him as of late. Sheik took an early advantage with a series of stiff kicks and a side suplex, but McGuinness hit the Guv'nor's Crumpet out of nowhere and nearly picked up an early victory. Sheik powered out at two and slowed McGuinness down again with a clothesline. McGuinness, knocked half unconscious was then locked in the Camel Clutch!! Barely holding on, the champ made it to the ropes just in time. Sheik laid the curly boots in and McGuinness retreated to the concrete floor where Sheik followed and assaulted him with a camera wire! McGuinness managed to bundle Sheik into the ring post to slow him down. As he rolled back into the ring. McGuinness appeared to stumble into the referee, knocking him to the floor. Whilst the McGuinness checked on the dazed ref, Adrian Street appeared from under the ring apron and brained the Sheik with a mirror, which shattered over the Iranian's head. Street threw Sheik back in the ring and ran down the aisle, turning back only to review the damage he had caused. Somewhat confused, or possibly only acting so, McGuinness whipped Sheik into a Jaw Breaker Lariat and covered. The referee counted a slow 3 and the champ retained! It's all over! Winner and still World Heavyweight Champion: Nigel McGuinness!
Torissi: "What a match! You knew something was up, didn't you, Breakdown?" Breakdown: "I'm not sure how the crowd feel about this! Was Nigel McGuinness in cahoots with Adrian Street all along? I don't get it and I actually feel sorry for the Iron Sheik! See you next time folks, we need some answers and I have a feeling we're gonna get Harley Race's thoughts on this too! Adios amigos!"
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