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Post by TTX on Jan 17, 2019 8:32:58 GMT -5
Really looking forward to that main event. Usual craziness is happening. People really should check out this fed because it's amazing.
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Post by Bri on Jan 17, 2019 12:14:44 GMT -5
Really looking forward to that main event. Usual craziness is happening. People really should check out this fed because it's amazing. Hey TTX! I'm truly humbled man. If nothing else, I always hoped The League would be something ok to read whilst on the throne 😊 You know once again, brother man, you have inspired me. I think it's time for a "brief high level history of The LXG". How it started, and how it got to this point. Always glad you are a part of it!
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Post by Crossbones on Jan 17, 2019 12:37:27 GMT -5
These are the matches I'm looking forward to the most:
8. Monolith vs Endgame. 9. A.J. Styles (c) defends The LXG World Championship against Solar "Ric" Flair with Jack Nicholson. 10. Taeler Hendrix (c) defends The LXG Universal Womens Championship against Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash 11. The Road Warriors (c) defend The LXG Universal Tag Team Championships against Gladiators of Aethra - Fist & Probation. 12. End of Days (c) defends The LXG Universal Championship against Gladiator of Aethra - Disaster.
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Post by Bri on Jan 18, 2019 7:25:48 GMT -5
These are the matches I'm looking forward to the most: 8. Monolith vs Endgame. 9. A.J. Styles (c) defends The LXG World Championship against Solar "Ric" Flair with Jack Nicholson. 10. Taeler Hendrix (c) defends The LXG Universal Womens Championship against Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash 11. The Road Warriors (c) defend The LXG Universal Tag Team Championships against Gladiators of Aethra - Fist & Probation. 12. End of Days (c) defends The LXG Universal Championship against Gladiator of Aethra - Disaster. Hey Crossbones! I hear ya - me too! I was hoping they would all be compelling matchups. Could be a huge night for The Gladiators potentially taking 3 out of the 4 titles. And the winner of Monolith vs Endgame gets a shot at the Universal Championship, whomever that may be. Really appreciate you're comments and support brother!
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Post by cruefan68 on Jan 19, 2019 18:11:36 GMT -5
LXG 9 was completely nuts and I loved it! The Battlezone match was a standout for sure. The most unique fed around that is for sure. Great to see the "Lizard King" still playing a role on this strange trip.
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Post by Bri on Jan 19, 2019 21:42:17 GMT -5
LXG 9 was completely nuts and I loved it! The Battlezone match was a standout for sure. The most unique fed around that is for sure. Great to see the "Lizard King" still playing a role on this strange trip. Hey cruefan68! Thanks brother - totally glad you enjoyed LXG 9. Jim and Phan are still going strong, with the universe getting "heavier and heavier" in general. They are tighter now more than ever. Up next is a brief history of The LXG. Thanks man. Always grateful you are a part of this long strange trip!
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Post by Bri on Jan 19, 2019 21:46:10 GMT -5
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - History: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(A small Brooklyn, New York based Legends of Wrestling Fed that became ensnared in an (Alternate) Champions of the Galaxy universe):
â–ª A Legends of Wrestling fed opens up in the Fort Hamilton / Bay Ridge section of Brooklyn. Not much is own of the management of the fed at first but business starts to pick up.
â–ª The mysterious owner turns out to be none other than The Dark Menace who, (in this fed) was actually the one who banished the GWF wrestler and underworld mastermind Epoch on a desolate planet under strict orders (and threat of death) from Sly Drury, who is another GWF wrestler and mob boss of his universal crime syndicate The Maffei.
â–ª To avoid persecution from the Universal Courts and Federation of Planets, Sly Drury pins Epoch's disappearance on The Dark Menace. The Menace decides to try to go into hiding and finds himself buying a small fledgling wrestling promotion in Brooklyn, and tries to stay undercover.
â–ª The Menace soon surrounds himself with good people, aka Little Beaver and Sky Low Low who in turn surround themselves with good people; many of which are defectors from The GWF She Devil, Plethador, Wolf, Endgame, Pit Viper; some of which are old friends, David Lee Roth, The Wicked Monk, Robert Redford, Jim Morrison, Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose and some were just hired into the fold, Father Don Leo Jonathan, Roddy Piper, Bill Murray (who crashed the same wedding David Lee Roth did), Cheech and Chong (who were drug mules for The Swami - the weed king of Brooklyn) and their gigantic alien son Carlos (long story).
â–ª As The Menace soon cracks up and dissappears, he sells his interests to, Sky Low Low, Little Beaver and She Devil who form a braintrust called Low, Devil & Beaver LLP which served as a front for a much larger organization that everyone started to fall back on once The Champions of The Galaxy universe became much too overwhelming to deal with. At first "Afghanistan Bananastan" was only the password needed to be allowed into these meetings, where they attempted to brainstorm through what faced them.
â–ª But it ultimately became the actual name of the organization itself. (Note: Afghanistan Bananastan is from a 1972 Roberd Redford movie called The Hot Rock - I really reccomend it if you haven't seen - Zero Mostel was also great in it - also - there's a clip of the movie in the "LXG Title History Folder").
â–ª With the LXG now getting very successful and burying Wince McCan'ts (World Wide Empire) in the ratings, and with more and more people becoming a part of Afghanistan Bananastan, The LXG decides to expand to The Moon and build a monstrous arena inside a domed (force field) city called The City of Fight.
â–ª For a while all is great however, The LXG starts to get a lot of flak from government and world figures from the Earth - Russia's Gladdimhere Poopin, US President Ronald Klump, Queen Hairy from England and even from Hizzoner, Mayor of New York City Nedward Krotch.
â–ª Coupled with the first coming of The Dominion (which unbeknownst to us all was spearheaded by GODSEND - a powerful astral being, if you will, from the plane of existence adjacent to our world called The Kronos Dimension, (in this fed).
▪ The Dominion unleash total and open war uopn our universe but with Afghanistan Bananastan and the planet Aethra (who barely survived it's own civil war to do so) working together, they organized a resistance comprised of the overwhelming majority of the universe and defeated these forces from the smaller of the two Dominion planets, Castilex Minor.
â–ª Thankfully Castilex Major was prevented from entering our universe because the portal connecting the Kronos dimension and our universe (on a planet called Crossroads) remained shut.
â–ª By all of the universe briefly banding together to fight this common enemy, the Dominion of Castilex Minor.
â–ª Thankfully Castilex Major was prevented from entering our universe because the portal connecting the Kronos dimension and our universe (on a planet called Crossroads) remained shut.
â–ª By all of the universe briefly banding together to fight this common enemy, the Dominion of Castilex Minor.
â–ª Now more or less at this point, I started to become overwhelmed by this fed and the various plots and subplots that came out of the results of things. So I had to shut this down.
â–ª But after a month or so - it turned out that I just needed a break from this for a while. Then I realized that I missed this too much - especially talking about all of this with my friends here on the board.
â–ª Too much still needed to be said. And I just really glossed over the First War, which was a set up story wise for The Second War all along.
â–ª Once I started this up again - the story picks up where everyone in the LXG fed is in Limbo itself, which looks like a long antiseptic looking cafeteria, where the table goes on for ever in both directions.
â–ª One thing leads to another and they track down and actually find me, (lol) in order to negotiate a return to posting on the boards (aka giving them life again) and getting them the hell out of limbo). Because I too was in Limbo with this fed, and there were more more matches to be run and more stories to be relayed).
â–ª I said to Sky Low Low ok but I must have a relaxed posting method, he said "Whatevers clever...and gets us out of here...and back to The City of Fighr".
â–ª Now since the relaunch period to now - the universe has changed. All of Earth as well as most of The Universe has held The LXG has the cause for all of the clamities faced by all.
â–ª They made The LXG their scapegoat - bastards lol.
▪ But inspite of that, Afghanistan Bananastan has pushed on and is dealing with an even now more darker universe than before as well as confronted with more challenges than ever.
â–ª The Dominion is now back and is quadruple the size that is was in the first War and it turns out now that even GODSEND wasn't the true ringleader, but just a puppet/figurehead.
â–ª Pulling the strings and behind GODSEND is Satan himself, and he can't be physically harmed. A big benefit of being the antichrist.
â–ª Now Afghanistan Bananastan is once again trying to win whats being called The Second War, against a foe 4 times larger than before with only a fraction of the former Federation of Planets supporting them and Aethra against this.
▪ They are going to have to get much more creative and keep trying to enlist people onto their side.
▪ The entire force of Castilex Major (The Dominions mainforce) has just attacked the planet of Aethra, with an invasion fleet so large that it has caused a solar eclipse on the planet and has plunged it into darkness.
▪ But Afghanistan Afghanistan has vowed along time ago that if this is it, and everyone's going down - then they're all going down swinging...
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Thanks everybody.
Happy Three Day Weekend!
Bri.
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Post by TTX on Jan 19, 2019 22:11:51 GMT -5
Looking forward to the next show, Bri.
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Post by Bri on Feb 2, 2019 15:06:06 GMT -5
Looking forward to the next show, Bri. Happy Saturday TTX! Starting to piece together this big steaming pile of wrestling action now. Up next is the inside the ring action from LXG 10 complete with all four titles being defended, the continuation of The Rumble in Brighton tournament and previews of the outside the ring action on the horizon from LXG 11. Hoping to have this posted by half time tomorrow. Hope all be good by youse! Bri.
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Post by Bri on Feb 10, 2019 21:31:32 GMT -5
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(LXG 10 - Inside The Ring Portion): --------------------------------------------------------------
Ladies And Gentlemen...LXG 10 - JUDAS LIVES...RECITE THIS VOW...I'VE BECOME YOUR NEW GOD NOW...On the card: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. The Sandman vs Dan The Beast Severn - 2 out of 3 Falls - No disqualifications.
2. Jay Lethal with The Unpredictable Johnny Rodz vs Bruiser Brody.
3. Sara Del Rey vs Penny Banner.
4. Bryan Danielson & Johnny Gargano vs Kevin Steen & "Unbreakable" Michael Elgin.
5. Buddy Rogers vs Rikidozan.
6. From The Lycan Clan - Jessicka Havok & Andrea The Giant vs From The Family of Blood - Sinful & "Skinhead" Sherri Martel.
7. "Rumble In Brighton" Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament Match - Actagon, Proteus & Jim Londos vs John Pesek, Strangler Lewis & Lou Thesz.
8. Monolith vs Endgame.
9. A.J. Styles (c) defends The LXG World Championship against Solar "Ric" Flair with Jack Nicholson.
10. Taeler Hendrix (c) defends The LXG Universal Womens Championship against Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash
11. The Road Warriors (c) defend The LXG Universal Tag Team Championships against Gladiators of Aethra - Fist & Probation.
12. End of Days (c) defends The LXG Universal Championship against Gladiator of Aethra - Disaster.
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1a. The Sandman defeated Dan The Beast Severn via Pinfall, courtesy of his Heinekenrana at the 12 minute mark to take the first fall.
â–ª (The Sandman - 2 Fatigue).
â–ª (Dan The Beast Severn - 2 Fatigue).
1b. Dan The Beast Severn defeated The Sandman via Disqualification. The Sandman was disqualified for Suplexing Severn Through A Souvenir Cart at the 15 minute mark to even up the bout.
â–ª (Dan The Beast Severn - 3 Fatigue).
â–ª (The Sandman - 2 Fatigue).
1c. The Sandman defeated Dan The Beast Severn via Pinfall, courtesy of his SINGAPORE CANE primary finisher at the 21 minute mark to take the bout 2 Falls To 1.
â–ª (The Sandman - 2 Fatigue).
â–ª (Dan The Beast Severn - 5 Fatigue & Blood Loss)
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2. Bruiser Brody defeated Jay Lethal with The Unpredictable Johnny Rodz via Pinfall, courtesy of his Running Leg Drop at the 18 minute mark.
â–ª (Bruiser Brody - 4 Fatigue & Blood Loss with 1 Near Disqualification - Powerslamming Lethal On Top Of Johnny Rodz).
â–ª (Jay Lethal - 4 Fatigue & Blood Loss with 1 Near Disqualification - Steel Chair Shot To The Top Of Brody's Head).
â–ª (The Unpredictable Johnny Rodz - 1 Unsuccessful Distraction & 1 Successful Interference - Brass Knuckle Punch To Brody's Jaw).
☆ Brody named number one contender for World Championship.
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3. Penny Banner defeated Sara Del Rey via Pinfall, courtesy of her SUNSET FLIP primary finisher (This Time From The Top Rope) at the 15 minute mark.
â–ª (Penny Banner - 5 Fatigue With Blood Loss).
â–ª (Sara Del Rey - 1 Fatigue & 1 Near Disqualification - Choking Banner With A Steel Chair).
☆ Banner named number one contender for Women's Championship.
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4. Kevin Steen & Michael Elgin (1 Defensive Tag) defeated Bryan Danielson & Johnny Gargano (4 Defensive Tags) via Pinfall. Steen pinned Gargano courtesy of his F-CINQ finisher ( A X ) at the 18 minute mark, as Elgin Tackled Danielson Across The Ring Into The Turnbuckle.
â–ª Kevin Steen (2 Fatigue & 1 Successful Submission Save - Prevented Elgin From Submitting To Gargano's finisher GARGANO ESCAPE).
â–ª Michael Elgin (6 Fatigue With Serious Blood Loss)
â–ª Bryan Danielson (0 Fatigue & 1 Unsuccessful Pin Save)
â–ª Johnny Gargano (5 Fatigue With Blood Loss & 2 Near Disqualifications - Spearing Elgin Through A Ringside Table and A Steel Chair Shot Against Elgin).
☆ Steen & Elgin named number one tag contenders.
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5. Rikidozan defeated Buddy Rogers via Pinfall, courtesy of his THUNDEROUS CHOPS primary finisher at the 6 minute mark.
â–ª Rikidozan (2 Fatigue)
â–ª Buddy Rogers (2 Fatigue With 1 Near Disqualification - A Steel Chair Shot Outside Ring and 1 Near Count Out - Rikidozan Piledrove Rogers Into The Arena Floor Outside Ring).
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6. From The Family of Blood - Skinhead Sherri Martel and Sinful (2 Defensive Tags) defeat From The Lycan Clan - Jessicka Havoc and Andrea The Giant (0 Defensive Tags) via Pinfall. Sinful pinned Havoc courtesy of Havoc's own HAVOKILLER finisher ( A X) at the 15 minute mark, as Martel Dropkicked The Oncoming Andrea In The Head.
â–ª Sinful (0 Fatigue)
â–ª Skinhead Sherri Martel (5 Fatigue With Blood Loss)
â–ª Jessicka Havoc (2 Fatigue & 1 Near Disqualification - Chokeslamming Martel Through A Ringside Table).
▪ Andrea The Giant (0 Fatigue & 1 Unsuccessful Pin Save).
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7. Rumble In Brighton No Dq Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament:
a). First Elimination - John Pesek defeats Jim Londos via Submission, courtesy of his secondary finisher TIGER MAN TOEHOLD at the 30 minute mark.
b). Second Elimination - Lou Thesz defeats Actagon via Pinfall, courtesy of his THESZ PRESS secondary finisher at the 33 minute mark.
c). Third Elimination - John Pesek defeats Proteus via Submission, courtesy of his DOUBLE WRISTLOCK primary finisher at the 42 minute mark.
The team of - Strangler Lewis, John Pesek and Lou Thesz defeated the team of - Actagon, Proteus and Jim Londos 3 Eliminations to None:
▪ Strangler Lewis (3 Fatigue)
▪ John Pesek (2 Fatigue)
▪ Lou Thesz (0 Fatigue)
▪ Actagon (2 Fatigue & 1 Unsuccessful Submission Save - Shoulder Blocked by Thesz & Lewis as Pesek Forced Londos To Submit)
▪ Proteus (4 Fatigue With Blood Loss & 1 Successful Submission Save - Elbow Smashed Lewis In The Head To Prevent Londos From Submitting To Lewis's STRANGLERS HEADLOCK finisher).
▪ Jim Lindos (6 Fatigue With Serious Blood Loss).
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8. The Silver Shadow - Endgame defeated Monolith via Submission, courtesy of his ROLLING FIGURE FOUR primary finisher at the 3 minute mark.
☆ Endgame is now the number one contender for The LXG Universal Championship.
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9. The Phenomenal A.J. Styles (c) defeated Solar "The Actual Ric" Flair with Jack Nicholson via Pinfall, courtesy of his STYLES CLASH finisher at the 6 minute mark.
For A.J. Styles This Is A Successful Version 1 Title Defense of The LXG World Championship.
▪ A.J. Styles - (1 Fatigue)
▪ Solar "The Actual Ric" Flair - (4 Fatigue With Blood Loss & 1 Near Disqualification - Vertical Suplexing Styles Through A Ringside Table)
▪ Jack Nicholson - (1 Unsuccessful Distraction and 1 Unsuccessful Interference - Due To A No Nonsense Referee).
(As Styles raised up his LXG World Championship Title Belt, a member of the City of Fights chapter of The Hells Angels told him something that made him run full speed out of the ring towards the locker rooms).
(LXG Announcers Jim Solie and Gorilla Ventura were able to get out of Sonny Barger (The Angel) that Style's fiancee April Hunter...has just been kidnapped).
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10. Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash defeated Taeler Hendrix (c) via Pinfall, courtesy of her come from behind Body Slam Turnbuckle Smash at the 12 minute mark.
Gladiator of Aethra Thrash is the New LXG Women's Universal Champion!
▪ Thrash - (4 Fatigue With Blood Loss)
▪ Taeler Hendrix - (1 Fatigue & 1 Near Disqualification - A Steel Chair Shot That Dented The Chair)
(A bloodied Thrash raised her LXG Women's Universal Championship Title proudly above her head - and howled loudly enough that the microphones at the announcers table picked it up):
Thrash - "For Aethra!!!...The Only Time...We Give Up...Is Never!!!"
(All of The Aethrans In Attendance Started Jumping Up And Down And Growling A War Chant In Unison).
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11. The Road Warriors (c) (2 Double Teams & 1 Defensive Tag) Hawk & Animal defeated The Gladiators of Aethta (0 Defensive Tags) - Fist & Probation via Pinfall. The Road Warriors pinned Probation courtesy of their DOOMSDAY DEVICE tag finisher at the 12 minute mark, as Paul Ellering Speared Fist Before He Could Interfere.
For The Road Warriors This Is A Successful Version Four Title Defense of The LXG Universal Tag Team Championship.
â–ª Hawk - (3 Fatigue & 1 Near Disqualification - Mythic Brawling With Probation Outside Ring).
â–ª Animal - (0 Fatigue).
â–ª Fist - (0 Fatigue & 1 Unsuccessful Pin Save).
â–ª Probation - (1 Fatigue & 3 Near Disqualifications; (2) - Smashing Hawk In The Head With Metal Armband and (1) - Mythic Brawling With Hawk Outside Ring).
(An all out bench clearing brawl occurred as a result of The Road Warrior victory, sparked by a frenzying Probation Chokeslamming both Hawk and Animal simultaneously inside the ring. It took a contingent of Hells Angels and members from the City of Fights Official Law Enforcement Agency The Family of Blood, led by Coven Black himself to; restore order, repair the ring and wipe up the blood).
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12. End of Days (c) defeated Gladiator of Aethra - Disaster via Pinfall, courtesy of his UNLIMITED POWER finisher (A Firemans Carry And Toss Several Feet Straight Up In The Air) at the 6 minute mark.
For End of Days This Is A Successful Version Four Title Defense of The LXG Universal Championship.
â–ª End of Days - (0 Fatigue)
â–ª Disaster - (4 Fatigue)
(As End of Days raising The LXG Universal Championship Belt high up above his head - he soon found himself incredibly irate. Some of the Aethtans in attendance started to chant something).
(As he started to see how pissed off End of Days was getting at this...an evil smile started to creep across Disaster's face...and he mounted the corner ropes, proceeding to become the conductor for the crowd...orchestrating everyone in attendance...all 60,000 spectators to chant):
END!...GAME!...(clap! clap!)...END!...GAME!...(clap clap)...
(From The Gorilla Position as End of Days started ripping the ropes out of one of the ring posts):
Endgame (turns and looks down to face Sky Low Low, with an - in spite of himseld smile and a briefly forgotten humility) - Gotta nice right to it...right?...
Sky Low Low (turns and stares up to face Endgame) - Do all off us a favor...you sexy war hero you...and Kick...His...Ass...
Coming Attractions: --------------------------------------
(LXG 11 - HER FACE IS CRACKED FROM SMILIN...ALL THE FEARS THAT SHE'S BEEN HIDIN...AND IT SEEMS THAT...PRETTY SOON...EVERYBODYS GONNA KNOW...Outside The Ring Action Portion):
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Vipers Pit Episode 11: ------------------------------------------
(Mother, Jugs and Speed - Chapter II).
Pit & Co. determine where Scrapheap is being held by Kevin Sullivan and his twisted cohorts; as they attempt a bold rescue from the bowels of Trinity Church - it all goes unfortunately South of Heaven.
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Jim & Phantasy find themselves the targets of the few (Earthbound), remaining & outraged population / wrestling community, special interest groups and the even still really pissed off at just about everything M.A.D.D. organization, (Mother's Against Dysfunctional Dictators), for staging a sensationalist hoax about "A...Completely...Bullshit War", as a result of Jim & Phan filming the barely controllable and life threatening, Afghanistan Bananastan War Council.
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1. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie and a (30 pack) suitcase of Budweiser, hitch a flight with Dead Poet Society Member and former member of The Rolling Stones Brian Jones, down into the deep south, to organize a revolution - spear headed by a friend and now motivational speaker; whom the zombies, few remaining human locals in hiding, and even the zombies in charge now refer to as...The White Soul King.
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2. Kevin Sullivan takes full advantage of his recent captives, and uses The Viper's Pit Show as a platform and as a means to attempt to persuade people's minds across The Earth (human and even zombies alike) with his mind controlling dark arts - doing his master Satan's bidding.
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3. Four conjoined spaceships land at the corners of Broadway and Wall Streets in Lower Manhattan, amidst commotion within nearby Trinity Church. The ships belong respectively to; Captain Crossbones, The Blues Brothers, Merf and The Magictones (with The Bronx Zoo Special Forces in tow) and Wince McCan't, who now bombastically claims he is "A Priggin Fsychic".
They attempt a full court press, with the hopes of apprehending Murdok and The Diamond Portal Key on his person. During the fray, and joining them out of nowhere, are; 1. The Ramparts of Centra - commanded by Aegis along with The Wicked Monk, his three geisha girlfriends (Hope, Faith & Charity) and 2. Big Daddy Kill with the majority of The City of Fights chapter of The Hells Angels.
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4. Afghanistan Bananastan attempt to divide and conquer - as; Sky Low Low, She Devil, Little Beaver, Fhanna, their newly adopted daughter - the refugee Silva and Diamond David Lee Roth, (despite an incredibly pissed off Trish Stratus), board a shuttle craft to join The Queen of The Night and Klytamnestra LowBeaver aboard The "Led Zeppelin"; all of the others remain behind at The City of Fight to try to - hold down the fort, keep The LXG functional and keep a watchful eye on a tumultuous Earth.
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5. With a heartbroken, angry and stressed Witness at the helm of The Dominions immense Mothership, and Lope masquerading as his mute co-pilot; they are visited by a true astral being as another - who was thought by many to be dead - slips stealthily and unseen aboard the craft.
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6. A large band of civilian Aethran elders, women and the young; who had taken refuge in the labyrinths underneath the already war torn Aethran surface, cannot hold the doors shut against The Dominion any longer, and they break through the Aethran defenses.
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7. While Satan "Laughs With Delight", as his unbelievably now 4 Billion strong (Due to drafting and slavery), Dominion invasion fleet from Castilex Major starts to systematically obliterate the planet of Aethra, murdering all that are not killed in combat; something that Satan did not forsee, starts to happen...in various places...and without him visibly showing it...it secretly starts to unnerve him...
(aka - The Six Degrees of Aggravation).
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(After he just watched his on again girlfriend Thrash win The LXG Women's Universal Championship, Homicide turned to the person seated on his left in the front row):
Homicide (pointing with his lips at Thrash) - She's hot right?
Mr. Fuji (while nodding yes and grunting in aggreance) - Bannnzzaaiii...
Penny Banner (seated on the other side of Mr. Fuji, to him) - Are you being good?
Mr. Fuji - No...
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