A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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(LXG 11 - HER FACE IS CRACKED FROM SMILIN...ALL THE FEARS THAT SHE'S BEEN HIDIN...AND IT SEEMS THAT...PRETTY SOON...EVERYBODYS GONNA KNOW...Outside The Ring Action Portion):
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Vipers Pit Episode 11:
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(Mother, Jugs and Speed - Chapter II).
Pit & Co. determine where Scrapheap is being held by Kevin Sullivan and his twisted cohorts; as they attempt a bold rescue from the bowels of Trinity Church - it all goes unfortunately South of Heaven.
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Celebration of The Lizard:
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Jim & Phantasy find themselves the targets of the few (Earthbound), remaining & outraged population / wrestling community, special interest groups and the even still really pissed off at just about everything M.A.D.D. organization, (Mother's Against Dysfunctional Dictators), for staging a sensationalist hoax about "A...Completely...Bullshit War", as a result of Jim & Phan filming the barely controllable and life threatening, Afghanistan Bananastan War Council.
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Fly on the Wall Reports:
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1. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie and a (30 pack) suitcase of Budweiser, hitch a flight with Dead Poet Society Member and former member of The Rolling Stones Brian Jones, down into the deep south, to organize a revolution - spear headed by a friend and now motivational speaker; whom the zombies, few remaining human locals in hiding, and even the zombies in charge now refer to as...The White Soul King.
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2. Kevin Sullivan takes full advantage of his recent captives, and uses The Viper's Pit Show as a platform and as a means to attempt to persuade people's minds across The Earth (human and even zombies alike) with his mind controlling dark arts - doing his master Satan's bidding.
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3. Four conjoined spaceships land at the corners of Broadway and Wall Streets in Lower Manhattan, amidst commotion within nearby Trinity Church. The ships belong respectively to; Captain Crossbones, The Blues Brothers, Merf and The Magictones (with The Bronx Zoo Special Forces in tow) and Wince McCan't, who now bombastically claims he is "A Priggin Fsychic".
They attempt a full court press, with the hopes of apprehending Murdok and The Diamond Portal Key on his person. During the fray, and joining them out of nowhere, are; 1. The Ramparts of Centra - commanded by Aegis along with The Wicked Monk, his three geisha girlfriends (Hope, Faith & Charity) and 2. Big Daddy Kill with the majority of The City of Fights chapter of The Hells Angels.
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4. Afghanistan Bananastan attempt to divide and conquer - as; Sky Low Low, She Devil, Little Beaver, Fhanna, their newly adopted daughter - the refugee Silva and Diamond David Lee Roth, (despite an incredibly pissed off Trish Stratus), board a shuttle craft to join The Queen of The Night and Klytamnestra LowBeaver aboard The "Led Zeppelin"; all of the others remain behind at The City of Fight to try to - hold down the fort, keep The LXG functional and keep a watchful eye on a tumultuous Earth.
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5. With a heartbroken, angry and stressed Witness at the helm of The Dominions immense Mothership, and Lope masquerading as his mute co-pilot; they are visited by a true astral being as another - who was thought by many to be dead - slips stealthily and unseen aboard the craft.
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6. A large band of civilian Aethran elders, women and the young; who had taken refuge in the labyrinths underneath the already war torn Aethran surface, cannot hold the doors shut against The Dominion any longer, and they break through the Aethran defenses.
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7. While Satan "Laughs With Delight", as his unbelievably now 4 Billion strong (Due to drafting and slavery), Dominion invasion fleet from Castilex Major starts to systematically obliterate the planet of Aethra, murdering all that are not killed in combat; something that Satan did not forsee, starts to happen...in various places...and without him visibly showing it...it secretly starts to unnerve him...
(aka - The Six Degrees of Aggravation).
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Vipers Pit 11 - (Mother, Jugs & Speed - Vol 2):
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(The show starts tonight via a live feed from the revolutionary war graveyard of Trinity Church in Manhattan...Pit Viper & Co. have tracked the van that Kevin Sullivan...and his people...used to bring the kidnapped Scrapheap here):
Pit Viper (To Roddy Piper as he points at the foundation of the building) - There's a light on in that lower window...
Roddy Piper (To Pit Viper) - If we all split up...checking down there and...creep in by the shadows of the front door...we have a chance...
Tommy Chong (To Cheech and Carlos Marin) - This graveyard...is givin me the creeps...man...
Cheech Marin (To Tommy Chong) - Givin you the peeps?
Carlos Marin (To Cheech Marin) - ROUNCH...
Tommy Chong's Phone Ap (...CREEPS...MAN...)
April Hunter (To Cheech, Chong & Carlos) - Shhhhh!!!!...that's too loud...
(After Cheech elbows Chong in the ribs):
Tommy Chong - Don’t cha love it...when she takes charge...man...
Ron Simmons (putting his hands over Chong's mouth grabbing his head...with an expression that conveys...as one of Ron's eyes twitches...and the other one...bigger and angrier looking) - Damn It...Don't Make Me Say It...
Pit Viper (waves all of them in closer) - Ok...here's what we do...Roddy, April, Ronnie and myself will slide in through that basement window...Cheech, Chong and Carlos...you guys sneak in through the front door...let's catch them by suprise...
(Suddenly from about 15 feet away a voice can be heard):
Kevin Sullivan (To all of them) - Sssssurrrrpriiiise...
(Pit Viper & Co. now realize that they are surrounded by several people wearing black robes, including B.J. Whitmer, Dennis Martinez as well as at least...a dozen of Sullivans Zombie Corps).
Ron Simmons - DAMN!!!
Pit Viper's Phone Ap - I'M...STARTING...TO...REALLY...DESPISE...THIS...ASSHOLE...
To Be Continued...Man...
The Celebration of The Lizard:
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(The scene is just outside of the front of The Brooklyn Bungalow Hotel, Casino, Delicatessen and Escort Servoce at the City of Fight on The Moon):
(About 60 demonstrators, activists, members of M.A.D.D. and some...who just look for an excuse to be an asshole...are marching back in forth protesting everything you can think of; The Celebration of The Lizard and Viper's Pit should be cancelled for fabricating lies, The LXG because before this fed was in existence, The Earth was a model planet, and everyone is pissed off that they don't make Twinkies anymore - and that's gotta be The LXG's fault too. They say they won't stop until Morrison gets out of his damn Tee Pee and owns up to his lies).
(Members of the Universal Press are also on the scene trying to hype up everyone's highly emotional misconceptions of whats really going on in The Universe).
(Suddenly the front doors open and out emerges Jim Morrison and his Phantasy):
Jim Morrison (into a bull horn) - Attention...Ladies and Gentlemen...If You Are Here To Get Into A Confrontation With Either Myself...Or My Fiancee...You're Going To Be Dissapointed...Because Were Not Going There...With Any Of You...But If You Want To See Our Reality...Then Please...Follow Us...
(Jim Morrison walks through the crowd as does Phantasy, with her arms folded...and looking as grave...and as serious as Jim does...Phantasy has some tears in her eyes...that start to roll down her cheek).
(Jim and Phantasy lead the crowd, followed by members of the press through the few city streets towards the edge of town...until they come to a large stony plain...that has some astroturf and makeshift thin cushions for flooring...instead of the unforgiving Lunar surface).
(Jim puts down the bull horn down...so the people living in the large tents and semi permament structures cannot hear what he is about to say):
Jim Morrison (with Phantasy's hand on his shoulder) - These people...living in this...makeshift town...are homeless refugees from other planets in our universe...Vampir, Crossroads, Brymstone, Titan, Andromeda and the list goes on and on...their planets were looted...the men and children killed and the women...well...they are trying to rebuild their lives...after The Dominion...lead by Satan himself...
(A few gasps can be heard from the crowd):
(Took everything they had...away from them...many are sick...or even wounded...but these are the lucky ones):
Asshole From The Crowd - Why?...
Phantasy - Because they're still alive...
(Many in the crowd are now seeing A Different Kind Of Truth...the absolute truth):
Jim Morrison - I wish I could tell you...that what we broadcasted...on our last show was all bullshit...but I can't...
Another Asshole From The Crowd - Why is there smoke...over that hill...
Jim Morrison - Thats where the cemetary is...some refugees burn their dead there...with the help of a few...benevolent souls...
(Phantasy starts to rub her still sore forearm...and Jim stretches his back some because it's cramping up again).
Member of The Press - Jim...whats your official response to all of your critics..
The LXG's critics...and non-beleivers...
Jim Morrison (thinks for a bit) - Shakespeare said, "Make Not You're Thoughts Your Prisions...You Cannot Be Afraid Of Reality...Nor Try To Hide From It...Because It Will Seek You Out...With A Vengeance...And Forming Beliefs Upon The Unfounded or The Hearsay...Is Nothing...But A Shortcut...To Thinking...None Of Us Can Afford That...Now...The Price Is Just Too High...
(As the demonstrators, members of the press, activists and the now ex-assholes started walking back towards downtown City of Fight...Phantasy overheard some of them saying that someone spilt vinegar or something...all on top of the crowd from a high floor window...or who knows...maybe even the roof):
Phantasy (whispering to Jim) - Did You Piss On That Crowd From Our Rooftoop To The Ground?
Jim - (with a devilish smile) - Just Once...Very Cathartic...
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Various Incidents Shaping The Universe of the LXG:
1. We Are Stardust...We Are Golden...We Are Caught In...The Devil's Bar-gain...And We...Got To Get Our-Selves...Back To The Gar-Ar-Arrr-den:
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(The scene is aboard the blackened stealth fighter owned by an arms dealing, vigilante for hire - Dead Poet Society member and former member of The Rolling Stones...Brian Jones, also on board is Stone Cold Steve Austin & Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie):
Gustav The Golem - Are you sure this is going to work?
Stone Cold Steve Austin - No...(takes a final swig of his beer), but I am sure...that there's nobody else...who can even come as close...as to making this work...as he can...
Brian Jones (As he is piloting the craft a whole lot better than you would think) - Relax G...Steve made all the arrangements...I made some phone calls...the press conference is a go...the stage is set...man...
Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie - I know but...I'm so damn...nervous
Brian Jones - My advice to you G...is to start drinking heavily...
(On cue...Stone Cold shoves a Budweiser in his face)
(Now the scene changes to the podium of a press conference, in attendance are about 100 zombies - a tough crowd for sure...then Stone Cold silences the crowd and introduces...The White Soul King):
The Man - Ladies and Gentlemen, Chilin O All Ages...I...One Time...A Long Time Ago...In A Galaxy...Right...Damn...Here...I Came Here...And Told You All.....
About Hard Times...About Losin Yo Job...An Only Getting A Piece O Shit Stinkin Watch Fo All Yo Blood..
Sweat...An Tears...But Now...Times Have Changed...Times Have Changed...Now After All Of That...As If Hard Times...Ain't Bad Enough...Did Y'all Hear Me...As If That...Ain't Enough...We Now Have...Your White Soul King...Is Ashamed To Say...Really Hard Times...
(At this point...just about all of the zombies listening...had a brief moment of clarity...through the misty...dark graveyards of their minds...they had a moment where they remembered...their old human selves...And The Man Knew It...He Colud See It In Their Eyes...They Remember That They've Heard That...And Felt That...Somewhere Before).
The Man - Now I Know...What Cho Thinkin...I Know What Aller'yer Thinkin..."But King...How Can It Really Be...All That Bad?"...Well Ladies And Gentlemen...Yo King Will Tell You...
(All the zombies now stopped what they were doing
The Man - After All...O Those Hard Times...Of Gettin Back On Yo Feet...Workin Even Harder Than Be Fo...Fo Even...Less Money Than Befo...
(Gustav looked at Stone Cold with a question on his face posed by his expression of...what can it be that he is going to say...Stone Cold took a swig from his beer...looked back at him wincingly...as if his face said...this may hurt...because Stone Cold just new what The Man was gonna say...he could feel it coming).
The Man - Those People In Power...And Also Now...Those...Invading...People In Power...Those So Called...Bosses Of The Universe...Turned All Of You...After Y'all Finally Got All Yo Lives...Back On Track...After You Did What You Had To Do...To Survive...In An Unfair...And Unjust...World...An Even After...You Were...Restin...In Yo Graves...
(Could now hear a pin drop...even the birds were silent...as if they were listening too).
The Man - Those Boses...Turned Y'all Into Zombies...Zombies...Now You Are All...On Their Clock...Jack...Fo Ever...With No...God Damn Overtime...Shit...Yall Ain't Even...Gettin Any Money At All...Now...Y'all Branded Like Cattle By Them...Until Now...
(The zombies were completely outraged...some...even most...with tears of rage).
The Man - Until Now...Because All Of You...Are Clockin Out Now...
The Crowd - Yeah...
The Man - All Of You...Gotta Be Sick And Tired...Of Bein Pushed Around...
The Crowd - YEAH...
The Man - A Long Time Ago...A Beautiful Man Made A Speech...Which In It...He Said...I Have A Dream...
(More resonance with the crowd...they are starting to remember their human lives more...and more):
The Man - Ladies And Gentlemen...Chillin Of All Ages...I Am...A Dream...
(Zombies start raising their fists in the air...more and more of them...are starting to remember their humanity...even at times painfully...but The Man is starting to win them over)
The Dream - And I Am...Here To Tell You About...And Show You A Way Through...These Really Hard Times...I Am Going To See A Man Named Murdok...The Harvester O Sarro...Who Works For A Man...I...The Tower O Power...The White Soul King...The Dream...
The Crowd - YEAH!!!
The Dream - THE...AMERICAN DREAM!!...Dusty Rho'...(smiling in spite of himself)...302 Pounds Of Blonde Haired...Baby...Blue Eyed...Soul...Has Some Unfinshed...Bid-ness...Wit...The Zombie Creator Murdok...and his boss...Satan's Plaything...The Prince of Darkness...Kevin Sullivan...And All O Dem...In New Yawk City...
(Half of zombies wanna already follow The Dream).
The Dream - I Am A Dream...(Dusty starts pointing to random zombies)...And You...Are A Dream...And...You...Are A Dream...And...You...And...You...And You...
(Zombies are now chanting and jumping up and down like Orcs on the edge of a siege).
The Dream - WE ARE ALL DREAMS!!!...But There's A Long Road To Be Travelled...To Fulfill Yo Dreams...I'm Goin...To Fulfill Mine...Who Here Is Wit Me?
(Overwhelming cheering)
The Dream - (looks into camera) - Who Here On T.V...Is Wit Me?...Who Here On Radio...Is Wit Me...(multiple zombies and previously discouraged surviving people all over the United States...are now standing up...with raised fists...and tapes of this are now circulating across the Earth).
The Dream - The Rally Point...Is Jacksonville Florida in Two Days At High Noon...And Then From There...We Marrch On New Yawk City...And Then From There...The Dream Becomes A Reality...Our Dream...
(The crowd - DUSTY!...DUSTY!...DUSTY!...)
Dusty Rhodes - If You Get...Discuraged...On Our Road...I'm Here To Tell Ya...Don't Get Discouraged...Just Remember What Yo Dusty Rho' Told Ya:
I AM A DREAM...AMD MY DREAM TOLD ME...
TO KICK THE PLAN...BEFORE THE PLAN KICKS ME...
(Dusty Rhodes led everyone in attendance in this chant...accompanied by everyone on tv and radio...at this point...for the first time during zombie occupied Earth...zombies and people...found a common ground...and, drove, flew and marched with whatever weapons they could find...including baseball bats, pipewrenches and ax handles...from all corners of the country...zombies and humans together...to the rally point at Jacksonville Florida...fueled now by a new hope).
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2. Kill The Spirit And...You'll Be Blinded...The End Is Always The Same...Play With Fire You...Burn Your Fingers And...Lose Your Hold Of The Flame...It's Over It's Done...The End Is Begun...If You Listen To Fools...The Mob Rules...:
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(The scene is inside Trinity Church in Lower Manhattan...Pit Viper, Roddy Piper, Ron Simmons, Cheech Marin, Carlos Marin and Tommy Chong all have their hands tied and are seated on the floor by the church entrance...April Hunter is tied with her hands tied behind her back to a chair upon the church's altar...Kevin Sullivan is the only one upon the altar with April...the rest watch in morbid perverse fascination...The Viper's Pit's Show cameras are all on tripods and running...they are all aimed at the altar):
Kevin Sullivan (His eyes...one solid black...and one solid white...gaze directly into the camera...as it starts to be broadcast over every network on The Earth...he then made a big mistake):
Kevin Sullivan - You are all...denizens of the deep...dark abyss that is...Satan's promise...for a better universe...one that has been cleansed...
(At this moment...Sullivan starts to stroke the side of April Hunter's face with his fingers...startling her terribly...making her face turn white).
(All of Pit's people were beside themselves...furious...but all of them together couldn't equate to...the protective unearthly rage that the 7' 5"...550 pound plus Carlos Marin was experiencing right now...).
(Carlos went into absolute berserker mode, snapped the rope around his wrists like it was masking tape...and started tossing Sullivans men all over the place...and a few of them through the air...he couldn't stand to see April being taken advantage of or tolerate seeing the fear in her eyes).
(During the massive commotion of Sullivan's men starting to have serious problems with Carlos...Pit and Roddy...since they were tied back to back...found a way to untie each other...and then they sprung into action).
(Pit started untying Cheech, Chong and Ronnie...and Roddy hooked up his phone to the Viper's Pit cameras and p.a. systems).
(As Carlos continued to create havoc for Sullivans minions...Pit, Roddy, Ron came up along side the altar and flanked Sullivan on both sides...as Cheech & Chong raced to help their son Carlos...as soon as Cheech Marin started kicking Sullivan's men in the nuts...Tommy Chong threw his secret...rainy day blunt granade...into the crowd fighting with Carlos...and just before Pit, Roddy and Ronnie rushed Kevin Sullivan...Kevin Sullivan froze in place...because he heard...at an immense volume due to Piper's tampering...Beyonce's cover of Dusty Springfields "Son of a Preacher Man):
"The Only Man...Who Had Ever Loved Me...Was The Son Of A Plumber Man"...
(As Kevin Sullivan's eyes widened...and he looked around...and even spun around in fear of Rhodes suddenly attacking him out of nowhere...Pit and Roddy corner blitzed the shit out of him to the ground...as Ronnie started to untie an emotional and extremely grateful April Hunter).
Kevin Sullivan (struggling) - Jesus Christ Do I Hate That Song!
Roddy Piper (kneeing Sullivan in the ribs) - We Know...That's Why We Put It On!...
Pit Viper (cracking the back of Sullivan's head into the concrete over and over) - YOU EVIL DICK!!
To Be Continued...
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3. Yeah...Yeah...Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah...And The Man In The Back Said Everyone Attack...
And It Turned Into A Ballroom Blitz...And The Girl In The Corner Said Boy I Wanna Warn Ya...It'll Turn Into A Ballroom Blitz...Ballroom Blitz...:
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(The scene is just outside Trinity Church, in Lower Manhattan...several parties have landed their crafts silently using hover mode...at the corners of Broadway and Wall Street...there is obviously a huge fight going on from within the church...amidst Beyonce's "Son of a Plumber Man" soulful cover tune):
Big Daddy Kill - Ten...
Captain Crossbones - Nine...
Aegis - Eight...
Elwood - Seven...
Matt Guitar Murphy - Six...
The Wicked Monk - Five...
Wince McCan't - Pour...Shit...
Faith, Hope & Charity - Three...
Jake - Two...
LXG World Champion A.J.Styles - ONE!!!
(And with that...a stream of humanity...led by Styles...ran full speed across the street...and blasted through the opening of Trinity Church).
(To appreciate this...you have to understand just how many people...we're fighting each other at this point...):
Side 1 - Kevin Sullivan:
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▪ About 20 of his black robed disciples.
▪ About 50 zombies faithful to and or under the spell of "The Evil Dick" as Pit Viper said.
▪ B.J. Whitmer and Damien Martinez - Sullivan's most faithful as well as his most disturbed.
▪ Himself.
Side 2 - Pit Viper & Co. & Various Others:
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▪ Pit Viper, Roddy Piper, April Hunter, Ron Simmons, Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong and their totally kick ass son Carlos Marin.
▪ Captain Crossbones and his crew of 20.
▪ The Blues Brothers Band along with 12 members of The Bronx Zoo Special Forces.
▪ Commander Aegis and his 12 Ramparts of Centra along with The Wicked Monk and his 3 Judo Fighting Geisha Girlfriends - Faith, Hope and Charity.
▪ 24 Members of The City of Fights Chapter of The Hells Angels, led by Big Daddy Kill himself.
▪ LXG World Champion A.J. Styles.
The Reasons:
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▪ Pit Viper & Co. are there to save Scrapheap...who no one has yet seen.
▪ Crossbones / Blues Brothers / Bronx Zoo Special Forces / Wince McCan't & Co. are there to get the Diamond Portal Key from Murdok, (and they may even capture / incapacitate Murdok too), but he too...no one has yet seen.
▪ Aegis & The Wicked Monk - Aegis and his Ramparts of Centra, definitely want to incapacitate and bring Murdok back to stand trial for various crimes against existence. The Wicked Monk & Co. is Afghanistan Bananastan's man on the ground on Earth, he wants all of the above to happen, basically, he's just not sure about the key yet.
▪ Big Daddy Kill and The Hells Angels are there to find "Scapegoat". Big Daddy Kill is horrific with names, he suffers from CRS, (Can't Remember Shit). All he knows was after hearing that Sullivan's van was heading South, Endzone (aka Endgame), communicated to him that The Wicked Monk has confirmed that Sullivan was...oddly...holed up within Trinity Church.
▪ LXG World Champion A.J. Styles. He's there to rescue April...Period...
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Despite a televised 30 minute brawl, (because the camera's were still on), between over 100 various beings, most fighting, some confused and some giggling like crazy (from the exploded blunt granades), as well as outnumbering these interlopers - Kevin Sullivan's side was losing...and after a while...badly...until...
From a few levels beneath the fighting...Murdok...The Harvester of Sorrow...started to rectuit some help...while he sneered at a bound and gagged Scrapheap...
Out in the graveyard...that resides on the grounds of Trinity Church...were many graves...Murdok raised all of these dead human beings...half skeletal and half zombie...about 100 of them...many of which fought in the American Revolutionary War...
(Back From within Trinity Church at the sight of these new zombies supporting Kevin Sullivan):
Elwood - Aahhhhh...Shhhiittt...
Jake - Who are these assholes?
Elwood - Revolutionary War Zombies...
Jake (aggravated) - ...I Hate Revolutionary War Zombies...
To Be Continued...
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4. Now I Have Come Again...To The Land Of The Fair...Of The Strong...And The Wise...Brothers And Sisters Of The Pale Forest...Children Of Night...Who Among You...Will Run With The Hunt?...Now Night Arrives...With Her Purple Legion...Retire Now...To Your Tents...And To Your Dreams...Tomorrow We Enter The Town Of My Birth...I Want To Be Ready...
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(The scene is the conference table inside Afghanistan Bananastan's headquarters underneath David San's Chineese Food Emporium - Rock Out With Your Wok Out):
Sky Low Low (masking his fear) - Look everybody...I know...this is difficult...but the only way we can figure it...is by doing it...this way...
Klytamnestra LowBeaver (via conference video call) - I don't often agree with Sky...but he's right this time...
Little Beaver (telling himself this...just as much as he is everyone else) - It will all be ok everybody...we will all stay in constant touch...
Trish Stratus (To Roth under her breath with a tear in her eye) - You better come back...If you die... I'm gonna kill you...
David Lee Roth (under his breath to her) - Sounds heavy...no worries...no force in the universe is gonna stop me...from coming back to you...lil darlin...(takes her hand and whispers to her) - Lets have some constant touch before I have to go...
(They both get up and leave the room...Roth whispers something in Sky's ear before they leave).
(There is an anxious silence in the room...until a more nervous than he looks Sky Low Low starts to make a squeaking mattress sound).
(Little Beaver responds by kicking Sky's shin under the table):
Sky Low Low (wincing in pain) - OWWW...SHIT!!!
Little Beaver - That's Not Nice Sky!
Sky Low Low (To Beav) - YOUR MOTHER!!!
(There is a one second delay...and slowly they all start to laugh...especially Wolf).
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Can Somebody Slap Him Please!
(More laughter...Wolf hasn't laughed like this in a long time).
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - And That Furry Bastard In The Back!!
(Wolf is howling now...(sorry folks 😊)).
She Devil - O.K...o.k...settle down all...So...to recap...Sky, myself, Beav, Fhanna, Silva and Dave will meet up with Klytamnestra and The Queen aboard The Zeppelin...Sundance, Bill, Loophole, Neckless, Father DLJ, Trish, Wolf and Endgame...The City of Fight is yours...has anyone heard from The Monk?
Bill Murray - I have...he just texted me...
Robert Redford - What's the New York City situation looking like?
Bill Murray - A nuclear...shit show...
Loophole Rose - Did they find Scrapheap?
Bill Murray - Inside Trinity Church...of all places...Sullivan's got him...
Father DLJ - Sullivan's totally nuts...
Robert Redford - He's Chock Full O Nuts...and we need to call.
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose (anticipating Redford and interrupting) - The Marines...I'm on it...
(Suddenly a second video conference screen comes to life on the wall):
The Aethran Overmaster (by video conference from Aethra) - How are things progressing on The Earth?
Bill Murray - We've got em'...right where we want em'...kinda...
(Somebody in the room catches The Overmaster's eye...and he strains to look closer at them):
Sky Low Low (noticing The Overmaster's expression) - What?...
The Aethran Overmaster - Little girl...please step closer to the monitor...
Silva (Looks first at Beav...who nods and smiles...signifying that it's ok...don't be afraid) - O.k...
(After 8 year old Silva walked over to the monitor...and she and The Overmaster both looked at each other).
Little Beaver (to The Overmaster) - Her name is
The Aethran Overmaster (Interrupting Beav) - Silva...yes I know...
(You could absolutely hear a pin drop now in the room):
She Devil (in utter confusion) - But...how...what?
The Aethran Overmaster - She's my niece...Silva...Where is your Mom?
Silva (didn't expect this...she tries to talk...but can't) - I...
(Beav, Fhanna and Neckless fly out of their chairs...Beav and Fhanna put their arms around her...Beav says something to them and Fhanna and Neckless lead Silva out of the room towards the cafeteria).
The Aethran Overmaster (To Beav) - My sister married a non-Aethran and fled Aethra with Silva...I haven't seen her in years...when did it happen...was it both...of them?
Little Beaver (somewhat nervous) - Yes...about 2 months ago...she came here with the refugees from the outer rim planets...Fhanna and I have adopted her...if that's...o.k.?
The Aethran Overmaster (thinks for a minute...and although only Beav is close enough to the screen to see it...a single tear rolled down The Overmasters cheek) - Although my sister and her husband...are gone...I can think of no better father than you...for Silva...my friend...you are a most gentle soul...but you were still willing to sacrifice yourself...to that piece of shit...to save existence...you have the heart and soul of a soldier...not just A...soldier...but THE soldier...
Klytamnestra LowBeaver (with a mother's pride...and a raised fist) - Now That's What I'm Talking About!...
The Aethran Overmaster - And your adopted daughter...is half Aethran...she was born in our capitol.
(Wolf and Endgame both clap...as a tear now streams down Beav's face...as he is overwhelmed)...
Klytamnestra LowBeaver (mouthing to She Devil...while cupping a hand around her mouth...which does nothing...because everyone can still see her) - This is so hot...What's The Overmaster wearing?
(She Devil puts her face in one of her hands...and starts rubbing her eyes)...
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(The scene is at the helm section of the bridge aboard The Dominion's Mothership...the flagship of Satan's invasion force...Satan himself is on board this ship...in his palatial suite / quarters):
Dominion Bridge Commander - Helmsman...
Helmsman (aka Witness) - Sir...
Dominion Bridge Commander - Switch all shields full power to the port and starboard sides...until further notice...
Helmsman (aka Witness) - Yes...Sir...
Dominion Bridge Commander - What's that...gesture that your Co-Helmsman just made...
Helmsman (as he tries to explain why Lope just flipped The Commander the bird) - Sir...on the planet he is from...that means you are the...number one man here...
Dominion Bridge Commander - Huh...(suddenly places his hand on his helmet...and is communicating with someone through it) - What?...o.k...
(With something suddenly calling the entire bridge crew to a different part of the ship...Witness and Lope are now the only one's on the ship):
Witness (whispering angrily) - Stop That Shit!...Or You're Going To Give Me A Heart Attack!
Lope (now gives Witness the finger...while whispering angrily back) - It's been three weeks...with out any violence or sex man...I'm Losin It!
(Witness switches over the full power of the shields to the sides of this...virtual planet called a ship):
Witness - Look man...we...(Witness notices something just outside the window):
Witness (whispering to Lope) - We're not alone...
(Passing through the side of the bridge and right next to Witness and Lope...was a barely perceptible shape or form...the form took a second...and then flew to a spot right in front of to the closed door of the bridge...then The Guardian appeared):
The Guardian (out of room camera range and whispering mostly to Witness) - Fantastic work!...listen...the problem we had with getting Satan off this ship is soon going to be solved for us...many things are in motion now...on all fronts...that will force his hand to go to the Aethran surface...I won't be far away...but I will be out of sight...once he has left the ship...we move to the next step in the plan...I have to go...
(With that...The Guardian assumes astral form...and passes through the side of the ship).
Lope (grabs Witnesses arm) - Hey...What'd He Say...I Couldn't Hear Him?
Witness (processing what The Guardian said...but a bit overwhelmed by everything...he really feels like he made a mistake with The Queen) - What?
Lope (grabs his arm again) - What did he say?
Witness (irritated that Lope keeps grabbing him) - Will you stop...
(But then someone else touched his arm...not with a grab...but with a caress...Witness turned to his left...away from Lope...and saw her...and she saw him...because the shields on the ship were shifted...she was finally able...to find him).
The Queen of the Night (via a modified occult astral form) - I'm sorry I broke us...I miss you...
Witness - I...I...You Know...I Had To Stay Away From You...Too Many People...
The Queen of the Night - I know...you were right...I'm sorry...can you...(starts to tear up)...forgive me...sometimes I'm not...a good person...
Witness - I miss you too...and you're not a...bad person...but in the words of Wince McCan't...your a little...pucked uf...Me too...
The Queen of the Night (a laughing cry...or a crying laugh) - You're right...you're so brave...I'm so proud of you...I want to stay...but I don't want to blow your cover...
Lope (to Witness...who can't see The Queen in this form) - Shit...Who The Hell Are You Talking Too!...
Witness - I'll be back as soon as I can...
The Queen of the Night - I just have one question...(The aparition of The Queen now get's down on one knee...but terrified) - Will you...marry me?...
Witness - I thought you'd never ask...Helllll Yeah!....
Lope (angrily whispering to Witness) - Shut Up Dipshit...If You're Gonna Be Crazy...Be Crazy Quietly!...
The Queen of the Night (with a beaming smile) - I Love You...
Witness - I Love You Back...(she then disappeared)...
Lope (whispering) - Who The Hell Are You Talking Too?...
Witness (grinning ear to ear) - The Queen...
Lope - The Queen!...Boiiinnnng!...What Was She Wearing?
(Witness now gives Lope the finger)...
(As this is occurring...something passes through the exhaust system...way at the other side of the ship...a mist...a special mist...a mist with a motive...or two).
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(The scene is one of the underground caverns underneath The Aethran surface...built for protection and shelter...for the people who are too old now too fight...& the people who are too young):
Aethran Elder (struggling with 5 others to hold the large wooden door shut...amidst the ominous sound of war drums outside...and much Dominion troop movement above them)
An Aethran Mother - (gets in front of her children) - ALL OF YOU...GET BEHIND ME...NOW!!!
(Other Aethran Elders are checking their battle armor...some of The Aethran Children are putting on helmets that are just too large for them...many are way beyond upset...they tried using the radio transmitter system to call for help...but it doesn't appear to have worked)
(The Dominion broke through the large wooden door...and shot up the few who were trying to hold the door...the civilians exhausted their weapons...bringing down many of The Dominion...but there were just way too many of them)
(The Dominion then turned their attention angrily towards the men...and hungrily...towards the women...)
(Suddenly from the back of The Dominion division that was attempting to take this position...there was some confusion...and then commotion...and then they realized that someone or someone/s were ripping through their forces...effortlessly)
(Before anyone knew it or realised it...The Dominion now had only 2 or 3 soldiers left...)
(The Aethran civilians now saw what was happening...a large man...Earthing perhaps...with long white hair...had cut all down in his path...with a two-handed (Claymore) like razor sharp sword...but this "Earthling" as most thought he was...was covered in Aethran war paint).
(Running up now behind the man with the sword...was another man...almost as tall...dressed mostly in black...Earthling-ish as well...bald...and also with a sword...but a smaller one...who was also in war paint).
Bald Earthling - Awww Shit...You Didn't Save Me Any?
White Haired Earthling (who had heard him...but was seeing how many Aethrans had fallen...old and young...male and some female...and his anger boiled over) - AAGGHHHHH!!!!!
(The lone Dominion soldier left dropped his weapon as a result of the howl that came out of The White Haired Earthling).
(The White Haired Earthling then grabbed this Dominion soldier by the head...and with a grip that had a couple of his fingers inside the soldiers mouth...ripped the soldiers skull completely into two pieces).
The Bald Earthling (aka Hades...turns to a plucky little Aethran child...who happened to really enjoy this angry decapitation) - Do you believe this shit?...And I'M...One Of The Ones...Who Was Cast Out Of Heaven?
Plucky Little Aethran Child (shrugs his shoulders) - I got nothin...
(Now that all of The Dominion forces were dead...There was some relief...but it was short lived).
(The ground and walls of the cavern started to shake via massive troop and armored movement on the surface...many of the civilians were now starting to loose it).
The White Haired Earthing (aka Zeus) - Quick!...Everyone behind my brother...I'm going up there...
(As Hades herded everyone behind him towards the back of the cavern...he then yelled back to his brother).
Hades - WAIT!...LISTEN EVERYBODY!
(All remained as silent as they could...and one by one...they all started to have hope...they heard an unmistakably disturbing sound...but one that didn't originate on the ground).
The Aethran Elders - Its The Hellions...The Hellions Are Coming...Quick...All Who Can Help...Help Us Barracade The Door...Quickly...
(Zeus threaded his Claymore sword through the two handles of the door and put his mighty shoulder into it...as every able bodied man, woman and child started bracing it with what they could...and then they all put their shoulders into the door).
(This time The Dominion was trying to break into these caverns to hide...not to conquer...and The Hellions did...what The Hellions do...)
After much rumbling...and ground shaking explosions...and hideous screams...and many trying to furiously enter the Aethran caverns...some even scratching at the door...all of it soon stopped...and the engine hum of The Aethran Fighters...slowly faded away...and no one approached the doors now...it was some time before the exhausted Zeus and the Aethran civilians...untensed...and stepped away from the doors...
Zeus (To all) - We can't stay here...
The Aethran Elders - Why?...
Zeus - Once they realize...that they didn't take this position...they will be back...and hit us with at least ten times as many...Quick... Everyone Pack Up...We Have To Leave...
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(The scene is the palatial quarters within The Dominion's Mothership...the quarters of Satan himself...a candle lit...high-ceilinged chamber if you will...he is sitting on his throne...chest out...jaw up...smug with satisfaction at the fact that his Castilex Major full invasion force is attacking and conquering Aethra...his plan is to secure Aethra...take all the fight out of his opponents...then use it as a base to wipe out all else...starting with The Earth and The Moon):
(One of his commanders has just entered Satan's quarters to give him his report on how things look on Aethra...Satan noticed his body language immediately...he expected a confident man with a confident report...but that's not what he got...and his head was bandaged):
Satan - So tell me...where do we stand?...
Bandaged Commander - We were in the process of quickly securing the planet...until...:
a). Run To The Hills.
b). Ohh Way Ohh...E Ohhhh...Hum.
c). Everybody Was...Kung Fu...Fight-ting.
d). Light Up The Sky.
e). Faith Unleashed.
f). The Delicate Sound of Thunder.
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a) Run To The Hills - (The scene is a battlefield on Aethra...The Aethran army is trying to maintain their position...but due to the overwhelming numbers of The Dominion...they were falling back...and trying to make another stand):
Aethran Troop Commander (in utmost frustration and anger) - Were not retreating anymore...the time has come for a counterattack...
Second In Command (to his commander from their elevated position on a rock formation) - Sir...Look!
(The Commanders Second In Command pointed out to him that there are now two forces attacking the right and left flank of The Large Diminion position...they are creating havoc on both sides...via their very high powered binoculars they were able to see these two suprise forces):
(They are warriors on horseback...most have laser weapons...but some have bows and arrows...and hand axes...so when they want to strike and keep their presence unknown they can...being that Aethra has still been cast in total darkness from the size of the invasion fleet):
Second In Command - It looks like they might be those
Aethran Troop Commander (interrupting) - They're from Cetus...the headdresses tell me that those...are The Stormbringer cavalry units...try to contact them on a different channel...and tell them and our men that while they hit them on the sides...were going straight up the gut...and we will meet them in the middle...keep the communications completely open...as soon as you find the right channel...
(All three units...The two from Cetus and the larger one from Aethra...spurned on by each others efforts...and bold counter attacks...ultimately wiped out this Dominion battalion):
Aethran Troop Commander - Pleasure wiping out this scum with you...
Omega of Cetus (grabbing forearms with the Aethran Troop Commander) - You are mighty warriors...but we have a long road to travel...
Aethran Troop Commander - What do you mean?...
Omega of Cetus - Orders from The Overmaster...we all have to fall back to your capital...they are planning a big counterattack...
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b) Ohh Way Ohh...E Ohhhh...Hum... - (The scene is a Dominion prisoner of war camp...full of Aethran soldiers and some civilians...The Dominion are running a tight and cruel ship here...not much food...not much water...and not much decency)
(Something has attracted the guards on the northern side of the camp...noises of many...well things...rustling in the trees in the forest on the edge of the camp...and of all things...what accompanied this movement was a very deep rendition of...what the guards at the witches castle chanted as they marched in The Wizard of Oz):
Ohh Way Ohh...E Ohhhh...Hum... Ohh Way Ohh...E Ohhhh...Hum...
(It was sung over and over...and whoever it was...was getting closer and closer...as the singing got louder and louder):
(It drove the northern Dominion guards crazy...because the singing continued...but with no sign of anyone...so the northern guards alerted the other guards...on the west and the east...who advanced to their position...as the Aethrans started whispering and in some cases grunted to each other).
(The Northern, Western and Eastern guards loaded their weapons and blindly fired into the forest...the lasers ripped through the forest and even felled some trees and started some fires in the process...after this deadly lightshow...the guards...and now the in motion Aethrans listened...there was nothing but silence and the Aethran hopes fell until...now from the west and the east came the sounds and ground rumbles of a full stampede...accompanied by a deafening):
Ohh Way Ohh...E Ohhhh...Hum... Ohh Way Ohh...E Ohhhh...Hum...
(And then they finally came through The Dominion's defences...actually running right through and breaking through the fences...they were half man...and half rhinoceros...all ranging from 12 to 15 feet in height...about twice the size of Monolith...and they were...jacked):
Highest Ranking Aethran Captive (Yelling out to all of his Aethran bretheren) - NOW!!!!!
(Every able bodied Aethran grabbed anything they could to use as a weapon...tree branches...rope to use as a garrote...fought side by side with these forces...who they found out are from Andromeda...the famed Rhinocerai Corps):
(Together The Aethrans and The Rhinocerai took out the southern guards with ease...joined now by their commander in the field...Swarm...The Rhinocerai and The Aethrans picked apart...and in some cases...literally ripped apart...the remaining Dominion forces...via guerrilla warfare and out and out deadly ragdolling):
Highest Ranking Aethran Captive - Thank you...we have been here for some time...what's the overall situation?...
Swarm - On the ground...we're losing...and badly...but in the air...thanks to your badass Hellion fighters...we're giving them problems
(Aethran pride showed loud and clear at this as they all grunted with raised fists):
Swarm - I have a message from The Overmaster...we are all regrouping at the capital...to mount a counteroffensive...
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c) Everybody Was...Kung Fu...Fight-ting... - (The scene is a stalemate firefight between an Aethtan battalion and a Dominion battalion...The Aethtans are all using multiple large rocks and large rock formations for cover...as they are pinned down inside this rocky/grassy plain...The Dominion are using trees for cover...as they are pinned down inside a large forest...in the pitch darkness of this eclipsed sky...it's a tricky situation...your own laser fire brightens up your position...and gives you away):
(The Aethrans round up a dozen or so of their swiftest warriors...to crawl up to The Dominion position...to start taking them out under cover of darkness and by the blade...as opposed to the gun):
(As The Aethrans got to the forest...they set to it...using their stealth training...they started coming up behind The Dominion...and slit their throats...but there were to many of them...and the Dominion got wise to this...and these dozen Aethran's were now in trouble...or so they thought).
(There were figures...all dressed in black...had to be at least a hundred of them if not more...that seemed to all jump out of the lower lying branches...on top of The Dominion troops...swiftly killing and even beheading many...re-energized by seeing these apparent allies helping them...these dozen Aethrans set about it and signalled to their bretheren in the field...to advance...
via a particular loud yell...that somewhat resembled the "Rebel Yell" used by Confederate soldiers during The American Civil War...after the last Dominion soldier was done for):
Member of The Aethran Dozen - Who are you?
(Coming to the forefront was this fighting groups commander):
Lord Nexus - We are from Titan...(gesturing to his black robed troops)...these are the Flying Scorpeai...and I am Lord Nexus...quick gather your forces...we dont have much time...
Member of The Aethran Dozen - For what?
Lord Nexus - A retreat to the capital has been ordered...
Member of The Aethran Dozen - By who?
Lord Nexus - The Overmaster...he's there...
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d) Light Up The Sky:...- (The scene is The Great Plain that surrounds The Aethran capital...many Dominion troops are advancing towards the capital...The Aethran Troops bolstered up by some vigilante volunteers are holding tough...but being pushed closer and closer back...towards the capital...as it really starts to look grim...a couple of things happened):
(A reinforcement Aethran artillery unit advanced from the south started opening fire upon the Dominion position...which coming out of nowhere...rattled them some...but then something appeared in the northern sky):
(The brightest star that just about anyone has ever seen...you couldn't miss it...or ignore it...The Dominion troops stopped but weren't discouraged...they all said...that its a lone Aethran Hellion Fighter trying to intimidate them):
(But The Aethrans knew better...several barked out a word known only in Aethra...by Aethran's...as this brightest of bright stars now changed form...to ten less bright stars...and then a hundred even lesser bright...and then The Aethran Hellions...which hide their numbers by flying directly behind one another...all accelerated...to attack speed):
(As The Aethrans regained their feet...and helped up the startled volunteers up after quickly wrestling them to the ground...not only from the complete devastation these fighter crafts did to the Dominion troops...but at the fact that some of them only flew as close as 5 feet above them on their strafing runs):
Volunteer From Pluto - What was that word you all yelled out?
Aethran Troop - It's an Aethran word...in The Common Tongue...it means "Duck".
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e) Faith Unleashed:...(The scene is The Ministers Road...the largest road spanning all of the land...upon the planet of Aethra...it is a somewhat raised road...with downward slopes on both sides...marching up the road towards the Aethran capital is a platoon of Dominion troops...rambling their way towards them in the torchlight opposite direction...from around the bend is a pitiful group of what appears to be refugees...as haggard a group of civilians that you've ever seen):
(As some of the Dominion troops towards the front load their weapons and are about to open fire):
Dominion Commander (with an arm held up) - Hold you're fire...
Dominion Second In Command - Why?...
Dominion Commander - Look at them...
(Some of the refugees fall down out of exhaustion...as some help them up...and try to continue south):
Dominion Commander (with a masochistic sneer...and loud enough so that the refugees can hear):
Dominion Commander - They are already dead...
(With that...The Dominion let these poor souls go...and continued on until The Dominion Commander realized):
Dominion Commander (to his Second In Command) - Actually turn back...I want to question them...
(As The Dominion platoon turned around...they were shocked to see that all of the refugees...had disappeared):
Dominion Second In Command - What the?...
Dominion Commander (fearing the worst) - Oh...Shit...
(The refugees mowed all of them down with blasters...from both the slopes on both sides of the road...within 10 seconds...the only member of the Dominion left was The Commander...and his weapon had been shot out of his hands):
(Within seconds...several of these "refugees" pinned down The Commander to the ground):
Alphonse - Grab That Arm...
Darmoody (After shoving a tennis ball in The Commander's mouth)...Got It...
Hooded Figure (grabbed a curved dagger from a small sheath on his belt) - Hold Still Now...If You Know...What's Good...For You...
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Satan (To his Commander) - This Hooded man who spared your life...who was he?...
Dominion Commander (with a lot of trepidation) - He said he was...Sly Drury...
Satan (noticeably angrier) - And What Does That Stand For Again...That He Carved...Into Your Forehead...
Dominion Commander (visibly shaking now) - Faith Unleashed...
(Satan growled a low prehistoric growl...like a contemplating tyrannosaur...as he saw the intials "FU" carved into his Commanders Forhead)...
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(As Satan continued to angrily process "FU"...Satan received more bad news now from a different Commander):
Different Commander - Sire...
Satan - What!...
Different Commander - We started to launch our fighter crews and seemingly out of nowhere...bolts of lightning came out of space blinding them...and causing them to fly into each other...if they weren't being directly struck by them...
Satan - This is a simple problem...wait until the space storm passes...count between the lightning and the thunder...to determine when the storm is moving away...
Different Commander - That's just it sire...there is no thunder...
Satan - Thats Ridiculous!...Of Course There's Got To Be...(then it dawned on him)...
(And With That...Satan Went To The Nearest Window...And More Lightning Struck All Around And Into Various Ships In The Invasion Fleet...And Then Satan Distinctly Heard In His Head):
GODSEND - It's your...move...Asshole...
(Followed by a completely suprising...and for many...what was an...apocalyptic...and cataclysmic...clap of thunder...the thunderclaps of all thunderclaps).
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Ladies And Gentlemen...A Preview of LXG 11 (Inside The Ring Action) - HER FACE IS CRACKED FROM SMILIN...ALL THE FEARS THAT SHE'S BEEN HIDIN...AND IT SEEMS THAT...PRETTY SOON...EVERYBODYS GONNA KNOW...On the card:
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1. The Pride of The Bronx Zoo - Weighing in at a Nifty 850 - Deadline vs King Kong Bundy.
2. Exotic Adrian Street with Miss Linda vs Payback.
3. Cheerleader Melissa & Trish Stratus vs Lady Godsend & Jessicka Havoc - Whoever scores the fall - becomes Number One Contender.
4. Brute & Massacre vs Moog & Sentinel - Number One Contenders Match.
5. Randy Savage vs George Hackenschmidt - Number One Contenders Match for LXG World Championship.
6. The Ultimate Fighters with Rikidozan vs The Sheik, Sabu & Bruiser Brody.
7. "Rumble In Brighton" Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament Match - Sur Bex & Ghena vs. Tommy Rich, Blackjack Mulligan & Brodie Lee.
8. Wolf vs Shayne.
9. Chaos Supreme vs Andre the Giant - Number One Contender for The LXG Universal Championship.
10. Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash (c) defends The LXG Universal Womens Championship against Penny Banner.
11. The Road Warriors with Paul Ellering (c) defend The LXG Universal Tag Team Championships against The Reformed Team of The Terra Firma - Kevin Steen & The Unbreakable Michael Elgin with Bobby Heenan
12. End of Days (c) defends The LXG Universal Championship against Endgame.
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LXG 11 - Match Results and LXG 12 previews of:
Viper's Pit, The Celebration of The Lizard and the continuing story of The LXG told from the perspective from Flies on the Wall.
Take care everybody!
Bri.
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(Mother, Jugs and Speed - Chapter II).
Pit & Co. determine where Scrapheap is being held by Kevin Sullivan and his twisted cohorts; as they attempt a bold rescue from the bowels of Trinity Church - it all goes unfortunately South of Heaven.
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Jim & Phantasy find themselves the targets of the few (Earthbound), remaining & outraged population / wrestling community, special interest groups and the even still really pissed off at just about everything M.A.D.D. organization, (Mother's Against Dysfunctional Dictators), for staging a sensationalist hoax about "A...Completely...Bullshit War", as a result of Jim & Phan filming the barely controllable and life threatening, Afghanistan Bananastan War Council.
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1. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie and a (30 pack) suitcase of Budweiser, hitch a flight with Dead Poet Society Member and former member of The Rolling Stones Brian Jones, down into the deep south, to organize a revolution - spear headed by a friend and now motivational speaker; whom the zombies, few remaining human locals in hiding, and even the zombies in charge now refer to as...The White Soul King.
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2. Kevin Sullivan takes full advantage of his recent captives, and uses The Viper's Pit Show as a platform and as a means to attempt to persuade people's minds across The Earth (human and even zombies alike) with his mind controlling dark arts - doing his master Satan's bidding.
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3. Four conjoined spaceships land at the corners of Broadway and Wall Streets in Lower Manhattan, amidst commotion within nearby Trinity Church. The ships belong respectively to; Captain Crossbones, The Blues Brothers, Merf and The Magictones (with The Bronx Zoo Special Forces in tow) and Wince McCan't, who now bombastically claims he is "A Priggin Fsychic".
They attempt a full court press, with the hopes of apprehending Murdok and The Diamond Portal Key on his person. During the fray, and joining them out of nowhere, are; 1. The Ramparts of Centra - commanded by Aegis along with The Wicked Monk, his three geisha girlfriends (Hope, Faith & Charity) and 2. Big Daddy Kill with the majority of The City of Fights chapter of The Hells Angels.
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4. Afghanistan Bananastan attempt to divide and conquer - as; Sky Low Low, She Devil, Little Beaver, Fhanna, their newly adopted daughter - the refugee Silva and Diamond David Lee Roth, (despite an incredibly pissed off Trish Stratus), board a shuttle craft to join The Queen of The Night and Klytamnestra LowBeaver aboard The "Led Zeppelin"; all of the others remain behind at The City of Fight to try to - hold down the fort, keep The LXG functional and keep a watchful eye on a tumultuous Earth.
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5. With a heartbroken, angry and stressed Witness at the helm of The Dominions immense Mothership, and Lope masquerading as his mute co-pilot; they are visited by a true astral being as another - who was thought by many to be dead - slips stealthily and unseen aboard the craft.
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6. A large band of civilian Aethran elders, women and the young; who had taken refuge in the labyrinths underneath the already war torn Aethran surface, cannot hold the doors shut against The Dominion any longer, and they break through the Aethran defenses.
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7. While Satan "Laughs With Delight", as his unbelievably now 4 Billion strong (Due to drafting and slavery), Dominion invasion fleet from Castilex Major starts to systematically obliterate the planet of Aethra, murdering all that are not killed in combat; something that Satan did not forsee, starts to happen...in various places...and without him visibly showing it...it secretly starts to unnerve him...
(aka - The Six Degrees of Aggravation).
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(The show starts tonight via a live feed from the revolutionary war graveyard of Trinity Church in Manhattan...Pit Viper & Co. have tracked the van that Kevin Sullivan...and his people...used to bring the kidnapped Scrapheap here):
Pit Viper (To Roddy Piper as he points at the foundation of the building) - There's a light on in that lower window...
Roddy Piper (To Pit Viper) - If we all split up...checking down there and...creep in by the shadows of the front door...we have a chance...
Tommy Chong (To Cheech and Carlos Marin) - This graveyard...is givin me the creeps...man...
Cheech Marin (To Tommy Chong) - Givin you the peeps?
Carlos Marin (To Cheech Marin) - ROUNCH...
Tommy Chong's Phone Ap (...CREEPS...MAN...)
April Hunter (To Cheech, Chong & Carlos) - Shhhhh!!!!...that's too loud...
(After Cheech elbows Chong in the ribs):
Tommy Chong - Don’t cha love it...when she takes charge...man...
Ron Simmons (putting his hands over Chong's mouth grabbing his head...with an expression that conveys...as one of Ron's eyes twitches...and the other one...bigger and angrier looking) - Damn It...Don't Make Me Say It...
Pit Viper (waves all of them in closer) - Ok...here's what we do...Roddy, April, Ronnie and myself will slide in through that basement window...Cheech, Chong and Carlos...you guys sneak in through the front door...let's catch them by suprise...
(Suddenly from about 15 feet away a voice can be heard):
Kevin Sullivan (To all of them) - Sssssurrrrpriiiise...
(Pit Viper & Co. now realize that they are surrounded by several people wearing black robes, including B.J. Whitmer, Dennis Martinez as well as at least...a dozen of Sullivans Zombie Corps).
Ron Simmons - DAMN!!!
Pit Viper's Phone Ap - I'M...STARTING...TO...REALLY...DESPISE...THIS...ASSHOLE...
To Be Continued...Man...
The Celebration of The Lizard:
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(The scene is just outside of the front of The Brooklyn Bungalow Hotel, Casino, Delicatessen and Escort Servoce at the City of Fight on The Moon):
(About 60 demonstrators, activists, members of M.A.D.D. and some...who just look for an excuse to be an asshole...are marching back in forth protesting everything you can think of; The Celebration of The Lizard and Viper's Pit should be cancelled for fabricating lies, The LXG because before this fed was in existence, The Earth was a model planet, and everyone is pissed off that they don't make Twinkies anymore - and that's gotta be The LXG's fault too. They say they won't stop until Morrison gets out of his damn Tee Pee and owns up to his lies).
(Members of the Universal Press are also on the scene trying to hype up everyone's highly emotional misconceptions of whats really going on in The Universe).
(Suddenly the front doors open and out emerges Jim Morrison and his Phantasy):
Jim Morrison (into a bull horn) - Attention...Ladies and Gentlemen...If You Are Here To Get Into A Confrontation With Either Myself...Or My Fiancee...You're Going To Be Dissapointed...Because Were Not Going There...With Any Of You...But If You Want To See Our Reality...Then Please...Follow Us...
(Jim Morrison walks through the crowd as does Phantasy, with her arms folded...and looking as grave...and as serious as Jim does...Phantasy has some tears in her eyes...that start to roll down her cheek).
(Jim and Phantasy lead the crowd, followed by members of the press through the few city streets towards the edge of town...until they come to a large stony plain...that has some astroturf and makeshift thin cushions for flooring...instead of the unforgiving Lunar surface).
(Jim puts down the bull horn down...so the people living in the large tents and semi permament structures cannot hear what he is about to say):
Jim Morrison (with Phantasy's hand on his shoulder) - These people...living in this...makeshift town...are homeless refugees from other planets in our universe...Vampir, Crossroads, Brymstone, Titan, Andromeda and the list goes on and on...their planets were looted...the men and children killed and the women...well...they are trying to rebuild their lives...after The Dominion...lead by Satan himself...
(A few gasps can be heard from the crowd):
(Took everything they had...away from them...many are sick...or even wounded...but these are the lucky ones):
Asshole From The Crowd - Why?...
Phantasy - Because they're still alive...
(Many in the crowd are now seeing A Different Kind Of Truth...the absolute truth):
Jim Morrison - I wish I could tell you...that what we broadcasted...on our last show was all bullshit...but I can't...
Another Asshole From The Crowd - Why is there smoke...over that hill...
Jim Morrison - Thats where the cemetary is...some refugees burn their dead there...with the help of a few...benevolent souls...
(Phantasy starts to rub her still sore forearm...and Jim stretches his back some because it's cramping up again).
Member of The Press - Jim...whats your official response to all of your critics..
The LXG's critics...and non-beleivers...
Jim Morrison (thinks for a bit) - Shakespeare said, "Make Not You're Thoughts Your Prisions...You Cannot Be Afraid Of Reality...Nor Try To Hide From It...Because It Will Seek You Out...With A Vengeance...And Forming Beliefs Upon The Unfounded or The Hearsay...Is Nothing...But A Shortcut...To Thinking...None Of Us Can Afford That...Now...The Price Is Just Too High...
(As the demonstrators, members of the press, activists and the now ex-assholes started walking back towards downtown City of Fight...Phantasy overheard some of them saying that someone spilt vinegar or something...all on top of the crowd from a high floor window...or who knows...maybe even the roof):
Phantasy (whispering to Jim) - Did You Piss On That Crowd From Our Rooftoop To The Ground?
Jim - (with a devilish smile) - Just Once...Very Cathartic...
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Various Incidents Shaping The Universe of the LXG:
1. We Are Stardust...We Are Golden...We Are Caught In...The Devil's Bar-gain...And We...Got To Get Our-Selves...Back To The Gar-Ar-Arrr-den:
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(The scene is aboard the blackened stealth fighter owned by an arms dealing, vigilante for hire - Dead Poet Society member and former member of The Rolling Stones...Brian Jones, also on board is Stone Cold Steve Austin & Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie):
Gustav The Golem - Are you sure this is going to work?
Stone Cold Steve Austin - No...(takes a final swig of his beer), but I am sure...that there's nobody else...who can even come as close...as to making this work...as he can...
Brian Jones (As he is piloting the craft a whole lot better than you would think) - Relax G...Steve made all the arrangements...I made some phone calls...the press conference is a go...the stage is set...man...
Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie - I know but...I'm so damn...nervous
Brian Jones - My advice to you G...is to start drinking heavily...
(On cue...Stone Cold shoves a Budweiser in his face)
(Now the scene changes to the podium of a press conference, in attendance are about 100 zombies - a tough crowd for sure...then Stone Cold silences the crowd and introduces...The White Soul King):
The Man - Ladies and Gentlemen, Chilin O All Ages...I...One Time...A Long Time Ago...In A Galaxy...Right...Damn...Here...I Came Here...And Told You All.....
About Hard Times...About Losin Yo Job...An Only Getting A Piece O Shit Stinkin Watch Fo All Yo Blood..
Sweat...An Tears...But Now...Times Have Changed...Times Have Changed...Now After All Of That...As If Hard Times...Ain't Bad Enough...Did Y'all Hear Me...As If That...Ain't Enough...We Now Have...Your White Soul King...Is Ashamed To Say...Really Hard Times...
(At this point...just about all of the zombies listening...had a brief moment of clarity...through the misty...dark graveyards of their minds...they had a moment where they remembered...their old human selves...And The Man Knew It...He Colud See It In Their Eyes...They Remember That They've Heard That...And Felt That...Somewhere Before).
The Man - Now I Know...What Cho Thinkin...I Know What Aller'yer Thinkin..."But King...How Can It Really Be...All That Bad?"...Well Ladies And Gentlemen...Yo King Will Tell You...
(All the zombies now stopped what they were doing
The Man - After All...O Those Hard Times...Of Gettin Back On Yo Feet...Workin Even Harder Than Be Fo...Fo Even...Less Money Than Befo...
(Gustav looked at Stone Cold with a question on his face posed by his expression of...what can it be that he is going to say...Stone Cold took a swig from his beer...looked back at him wincingly...as if his face said...this may hurt...because Stone Cold just new what The Man was gonna say...he could feel it coming).
The Man - Those People In Power...And Also Now...Those...Invading...People In Power...Those So Called...Bosses Of The Universe...Turned All Of You...After Y'all Finally Got All Yo Lives...Back On Track...After You Did What You Had To Do...To Survive...In An Unfair...And Unjust...World...An Even After...You Were...Restin...In Yo Graves...
(Could now hear a pin drop...even the birds were silent...as if they were listening too).
The Man - Those Boses...Turned Y'all Into Zombies...Zombies...Now You Are All...On Their Clock...Jack...Fo Ever...With No...God Damn Overtime...Shit...Yall Ain't Even...Gettin Any Money At All...Now...Y'all Branded Like Cattle By Them...Until Now...
(The zombies were completely outraged...some...even most...with tears of rage).
The Man - Until Now...Because All Of You...Are Clockin Out Now...
The Crowd - Yeah...
The Man - All Of You...Gotta Be Sick And Tired...Of Bein Pushed Around...
The Crowd - YEAH...
The Man - A Long Time Ago...A Beautiful Man Made A Speech...Which In It...He Said...I Have A Dream...
(More resonance with the crowd...they are starting to remember their human lives more...and more):
The Man - Ladies And Gentlemen...Chillin Of All Ages...I Am...A Dream...
(Zombies start raising their fists in the air...more and more of them...are starting to remember their humanity...even at times painfully...but The Man is starting to win them over)
The Dream - And I Am...Here To Tell You About...And Show You A Way Through...These Really Hard Times...I Am Going To See A Man Named Murdok...The Harvester O Sarro...Who Works For A Man...I...The Tower O Power...The White Soul King...The Dream...
The Crowd - YEAH!!!
The Dream - THE...AMERICAN DREAM!!...Dusty Rho'...(smiling in spite of himself)...302 Pounds Of Blonde Haired...Baby...Blue Eyed...Soul...Has Some Unfinshed...Bid-ness...Wit...The Zombie Creator Murdok...and his boss...Satan's Plaything...The Prince of Darkness...Kevin Sullivan...And All O Dem...In New Yawk City...
(Half of zombies wanna already follow The Dream).
The Dream - I Am A Dream...(Dusty starts pointing to random zombies)...And You...Are A Dream...And...You...Are A Dream...And...You...And...You...And You...
(Zombies are now chanting and jumping up and down like Orcs on the edge of a siege).
The Dream - WE ARE ALL DREAMS!!!...But There's A Long Road To Be Travelled...To Fulfill Yo Dreams...I'm Goin...To Fulfill Mine...Who Here Is Wit Me?
(Overwhelming cheering)
The Dream - (looks into camera) - Who Here On T.V...Is Wit Me?...Who Here On Radio...Is Wit Me...(multiple zombies and previously discouraged surviving people all over the United States...are now standing up...with raised fists...and tapes of this are now circulating across the Earth).
The Dream - The Rally Point...Is Jacksonville Florida in Two Days At High Noon...And Then From There...We Marrch On New Yawk City...And Then From There...The Dream Becomes A Reality...Our Dream...
(The crowd - DUSTY!...DUSTY!...DUSTY!...)
Dusty Rhodes - If You Get...Discuraged...On Our Road...I'm Here To Tell Ya...Don't Get Discouraged...Just Remember What Yo Dusty Rho' Told Ya:
I AM A DREAM...AMD MY DREAM TOLD ME...
TO KICK THE PLAN...BEFORE THE PLAN KICKS ME...
(Dusty Rhodes led everyone in attendance in this chant...accompanied by everyone on tv and radio...at this point...for the first time during zombie occupied Earth...zombies and people...found a common ground...and, drove, flew and marched with whatever weapons they could find...including baseball bats, pipewrenches and ax handles...from all corners of the country...zombies and humans together...to the rally point at Jacksonville Florida...fueled now by a new hope).
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2. Kill The Spirit And...You'll Be Blinded...The End Is Always The Same...Play With Fire You...Burn Your Fingers And...Lose Your Hold Of The Flame...It's Over It's Done...The End Is Begun...If You Listen To Fools...The Mob Rules...:
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(The scene is inside Trinity Church in Lower Manhattan...Pit Viper, Roddy Piper, Ron Simmons, Cheech Marin, Carlos Marin and Tommy Chong all have their hands tied and are seated on the floor by the church entrance...April Hunter is tied with her hands tied behind her back to a chair upon the church's altar...Kevin Sullivan is the only one upon the altar with April...the rest watch in morbid perverse fascination...The Viper's Pit's Show cameras are all on tripods and running...they are all aimed at the altar):
Kevin Sullivan (His eyes...one solid black...and one solid white...gaze directly into the camera...as it starts to be broadcast over every network on The Earth...he then made a big mistake):
Kevin Sullivan - You are all...denizens of the deep...dark abyss that is...Satan's promise...for a better universe...one that has been cleansed...
(At this moment...Sullivan starts to stroke the side of April Hunter's face with his fingers...startling her terribly...making her face turn white).
(All of Pit's people were beside themselves...furious...but all of them together couldn't equate to...the protective unearthly rage that the 7' 5"...550 pound plus Carlos Marin was experiencing right now...).
(Carlos went into absolute berserker mode, snapped the rope around his wrists like it was masking tape...and started tossing Sullivans men all over the place...and a few of them through the air...he couldn't stand to see April being taken advantage of or tolerate seeing the fear in her eyes).
(During the massive commotion of Sullivan's men starting to have serious problems with Carlos...Pit and Roddy...since they were tied back to back...found a way to untie each other...and then they sprung into action).
(Pit started untying Cheech, Chong and Ronnie...and Roddy hooked up his phone to the Viper's Pit cameras and p.a. systems).
(As Carlos continued to create havoc for Sullivans minions...Pit, Roddy, Ron came up along side the altar and flanked Sullivan on both sides...as Cheech & Chong raced to help their son Carlos...as soon as Cheech Marin started kicking Sullivan's men in the nuts...Tommy Chong threw his secret...rainy day blunt granade...into the crowd fighting with Carlos...and just before Pit, Roddy and Ronnie rushed Kevin Sullivan...Kevin Sullivan froze in place...because he heard...at an immense volume due to Piper's tampering...Beyonce's cover of Dusty Springfields "Son of a Preacher Man):
"The Only Man...Who Had Ever Loved Me...Was The Son Of A Plumber Man"...
(As Kevin Sullivan's eyes widened...and he looked around...and even spun around in fear of Rhodes suddenly attacking him out of nowhere...Pit and Roddy corner blitzed the shit out of him to the ground...as Ronnie started to untie an emotional and extremely grateful April Hunter).
Kevin Sullivan (struggling) - Jesus Christ Do I Hate That Song!
Roddy Piper (kneeing Sullivan in the ribs) - We Know...That's Why We Put It On!...
Pit Viper (cracking the back of Sullivan's head into the concrete over and over) - YOU EVIL DICK!!
To Be Continued...
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3. Yeah...Yeah...Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah...And The Man In The Back Said Everyone Attack...
And It Turned Into A Ballroom Blitz...And The Girl In The Corner Said Boy I Wanna Warn Ya...It'll Turn Into A Ballroom Blitz...Ballroom Blitz...:
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(The scene is just outside Trinity Church, in Lower Manhattan...several parties have landed their crafts silently using hover mode...at the corners of Broadway and Wall Street...there is obviously a huge fight going on from within the church...amidst Beyonce's "Son of a Plumber Man" soulful cover tune):
Big Daddy Kill - Ten...
Captain Crossbones - Nine...
Aegis - Eight...
Elwood - Seven...
Matt Guitar Murphy - Six...
The Wicked Monk - Five...
Wince McCan't - Pour...Shit...
Faith, Hope & Charity - Three...
Jake - Two...
LXG World Champion A.J.Styles - ONE!!!
(And with that...a stream of humanity...led by Styles...ran full speed across the street...and blasted through the opening of Trinity Church).
(To appreciate this...you have to understand just how many people...we're fighting each other at this point...):
Side 1 - Kevin Sullivan:
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▪ About 20 of his black robed disciples.
▪ About 50 zombies faithful to and or under the spell of "The Evil Dick" as Pit Viper said.
▪ B.J. Whitmer and Damien Martinez - Sullivan's most faithful as well as his most disturbed.
▪ Himself.
Side 2 - Pit Viper & Co. & Various Others:
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▪ Pit Viper, Roddy Piper, April Hunter, Ron Simmons, Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong and their totally kick ass son Carlos Marin.
▪ Captain Crossbones and his crew of 20.
▪ The Blues Brothers Band along with 12 members of The Bronx Zoo Special Forces.
▪ Commander Aegis and his 12 Ramparts of Centra along with The Wicked Monk and his 3 Judo Fighting Geisha Girlfriends - Faith, Hope and Charity.
▪ 24 Members of The City of Fights Chapter of The Hells Angels, led by Big Daddy Kill himself.
▪ LXG World Champion A.J. Styles.
The Reasons:
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▪ Pit Viper & Co. are there to save Scrapheap...who no one has yet seen.
▪ Crossbones / Blues Brothers / Bronx Zoo Special Forces / Wince McCan't & Co. are there to get the Diamond Portal Key from Murdok, (and they may even capture / incapacitate Murdok too), but he too...no one has yet seen.
▪ Aegis & The Wicked Monk - Aegis and his Ramparts of Centra, definitely want to incapacitate and bring Murdok back to stand trial for various crimes against existence. The Wicked Monk & Co. is Afghanistan Bananastan's man on the ground on Earth, he wants all of the above to happen, basically, he's just not sure about the key yet.
▪ Big Daddy Kill and The Hells Angels are there to find "Scapegoat". Big Daddy Kill is horrific with names, he suffers from CRS, (Can't Remember Shit). All he knows was after hearing that Sullivan's van was heading South, Endzone (aka Endgame), communicated to him that The Wicked Monk has confirmed that Sullivan was...oddly...holed up within Trinity Church.
▪ LXG World Champion A.J. Styles. He's there to rescue April...Period...
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Despite a televised 30 minute brawl, (because the camera's were still on), between over 100 various beings, most fighting, some confused and some giggling like crazy (from the exploded blunt granades), as well as outnumbering these interlopers - Kevin Sullivan's side was losing...and after a while...badly...until...
From a few levels beneath the fighting...Murdok...The Harvester of Sorrow...started to rectuit some help...while he sneered at a bound and gagged Scrapheap...
Out in the graveyard...that resides on the grounds of Trinity Church...were many graves...Murdok raised all of these dead human beings...half skeletal and half zombie...about 100 of them...many of which fought in the American Revolutionary War...
(Back From within Trinity Church at the sight of these new zombies supporting Kevin Sullivan):
Elwood - Aahhhhh...Shhhiittt...
Jake - Who are these assholes?
Elwood - Revolutionary War Zombies...
Jake (aggravated) - ...I Hate Revolutionary War Zombies...
To Be Continued...
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4. Now I Have Come Again...To The Land Of The Fair...Of The Strong...And The Wise...Brothers And Sisters Of The Pale Forest...Children Of Night...Who Among You...Will Run With The Hunt?...Now Night Arrives...With Her Purple Legion...Retire Now...To Your Tents...And To Your Dreams...Tomorrow We Enter The Town Of My Birth...I Want To Be Ready...
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(The scene is the conference table inside Afghanistan Bananastan's headquarters underneath David San's Chineese Food Emporium - Rock Out With Your Wok Out):
Sky Low Low (masking his fear) - Look everybody...I know...this is difficult...but the only way we can figure it...is by doing it...this way...
Klytamnestra LowBeaver (via conference video call) - I don't often agree with Sky...but he's right this time...
Little Beaver (telling himself this...just as much as he is everyone else) - It will all be ok everybody...we will all stay in constant touch...
Trish Stratus (To Roth under her breath with a tear in her eye) - You better come back...If you die... I'm gonna kill you...
David Lee Roth (under his breath to her) - Sounds heavy...no worries...no force in the universe is gonna stop me...from coming back to you...lil darlin...(takes her hand and whispers to her) - Lets have some constant touch before I have to go...
(They both get up and leave the room...Roth whispers something in Sky's ear before they leave).
(There is an anxious silence in the room...until a more nervous than he looks Sky Low Low starts to make a squeaking mattress sound).
(Little Beaver responds by kicking Sky's shin under the table):
Sky Low Low (wincing in pain) - OWWW...SHIT!!!
Little Beaver - That's Not Nice Sky!
Sky Low Low (To Beav) - YOUR MOTHER!!!
(There is a one second delay...and slowly they all start to laugh...especially Wolf).
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Can Somebody Slap Him Please!
(More laughter...Wolf hasn't laughed like this in a long time).
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - And That Furry Bastard In The Back!!
(Wolf is howling now...(sorry folks 😊)).
She Devil - O.K...o.k...settle down all...So...to recap...Sky, myself, Beav, Fhanna, Silva and Dave will meet up with Klytamnestra and The Queen aboard The Zeppelin...Sundance, Bill, Loophole, Neckless, Father DLJ, Trish, Wolf and Endgame...The City of Fight is yours...has anyone heard from The Monk?
Bill Murray - I have...he just texted me...
Robert Redford - What's the New York City situation looking like?
Bill Murray - A nuclear...shit show...
Loophole Rose - Did they find Scrapheap?
Bill Murray - Inside Trinity Church...of all places...Sullivan's got him...
Father DLJ - Sullivan's totally nuts...
Robert Redford - He's Chock Full O Nuts...and we need to call.
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose (anticipating Redford and interrupting) - The Marines...I'm on it...
(Suddenly a second video conference screen comes to life on the wall):
The Aethran Overmaster (by video conference from Aethra) - How are things progressing on The Earth?
Bill Murray - We've got em'...right where we want em'...kinda...
(Somebody in the room catches The Overmaster's eye...and he strains to look closer at them):
Sky Low Low (noticing The Overmaster's expression) - What?...
The Aethran Overmaster - Little girl...please step closer to the monitor...
Silva (Looks first at Beav...who nods and smiles...signifying that it's ok...don't be afraid) - O.k...
(After 8 year old Silva walked over to the monitor...and she and The Overmaster both looked at each other).
Little Beaver (to The Overmaster) - Her name is
The Aethran Overmaster (Interrupting Beav) - Silva...yes I know...
(You could absolutely hear a pin drop now in the room):
She Devil (in utter confusion) - But...how...what?
The Aethran Overmaster - She's my niece...Silva...Where is your Mom?
Silva (didn't expect this...she tries to talk...but can't) - I...
(Beav, Fhanna and Neckless fly out of their chairs...Beav and Fhanna put their arms around her...Beav says something to them and Fhanna and Neckless lead Silva out of the room towards the cafeteria).
The Aethran Overmaster (To Beav) - My sister married a non-Aethran and fled Aethra with Silva...I haven't seen her in years...when did it happen...was it both...of them?
Little Beaver (somewhat nervous) - Yes...about 2 months ago...she came here with the refugees from the outer rim planets...Fhanna and I have adopted her...if that's...o.k.?
The Aethran Overmaster (thinks for a minute...and although only Beav is close enough to the screen to see it...a single tear rolled down The Overmasters cheek) - Although my sister and her husband...are gone...I can think of no better father than you...for Silva...my friend...you are a most gentle soul...but you were still willing to sacrifice yourself...to that piece of shit...to save existence...you have the heart and soul of a soldier...not just A...soldier...but THE soldier...
Klytamnestra LowBeaver (with a mother's pride...and a raised fist) - Now That's What I'm Talking About!...
The Aethran Overmaster - And your adopted daughter...is half Aethran...she was born in our capitol.
(Wolf and Endgame both clap...as a tear now streams down Beav's face...as he is overwhelmed)...
Klytamnestra LowBeaver (mouthing to She Devil...while cupping a hand around her mouth...which does nothing...because everyone can still see her) - This is so hot...What's The Overmaster wearing?
(She Devil puts her face in one of her hands...and starts rubbing her eyes)...
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5. Checkmate Honey...Beat Cha At Cho Own Damn Game...No Dice Honey...I'm Livin On The Astral Plane...Feets On The Ground...And Yo Heads Goin Down The Drain...Oh...Heads I Win Tails You Loose...To The Never-Mind....Where To Draw The Line?...
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(The scene is at the helm section of the bridge aboard The Dominion's Mothership...the flagship of Satan's invasion force...Satan himself is on board this ship...in his palatial suite / quarters):
Dominion Bridge Commander - Helmsman...
Helmsman (aka Witness) - Sir...
Dominion Bridge Commander - Switch all shields full power to the port and starboard sides...until further notice...
Helmsman (aka Witness) - Yes...Sir...
Dominion Bridge Commander - What's that...gesture that your Co-Helmsman just made...
Helmsman (as he tries to explain why Lope just flipped The Commander the bird) - Sir...on the planet he is from...that means you are the...number one man here...
Dominion Bridge Commander - Huh...(suddenly places his hand on his helmet...and is communicating with someone through it) - What?...o.k...
(With something suddenly calling the entire bridge crew to a different part of the ship...Witness and Lope are now the only one's on the ship):
Witness (whispering angrily) - Stop That Shit!...Or You're Going To Give Me A Heart Attack!
Lope (now gives Witness the finger...while whispering angrily back) - It's been three weeks...with out any violence or sex man...I'm Losin It!
(Witness switches over the full power of the shields to the sides of this...virtual planet called a ship):
Witness - Look man...we...(Witness notices something just outside the window):
Witness (whispering to Lope) - We're not alone...
(Passing through the side of the bridge and right next to Witness and Lope...was a barely perceptible shape or form...the form took a second...and then flew to a spot right in front of to the closed door of the bridge...then The Guardian appeared):
The Guardian (out of room camera range and whispering mostly to Witness) - Fantastic work!...listen...the problem we had with getting Satan off this ship is soon going to be solved for us...many things are in motion now...on all fronts...that will force his hand to go to the Aethran surface...I won't be far away...but I will be out of sight...once he has left the ship...we move to the next step in the plan...I have to go...
(With that...The Guardian assumes astral form...and passes through the side of the ship).
Lope (grabs Witnesses arm) - Hey...What'd He Say...I Couldn't Hear Him?
Witness (processing what The Guardian said...but a bit overwhelmed by everything...he really feels like he made a mistake with The Queen) - What?
Lope (grabs his arm again) - What did he say?
Witness (irritated that Lope keeps grabbing him) - Will you stop...
(But then someone else touched his arm...not with a grab...but with a caress...Witness turned to his left...away from Lope...and saw her...and she saw him...because the shields on the ship were shifted...she was finally able...to find him).
The Queen of the Night (via a modified occult astral form) - I'm sorry I broke us...I miss you...
Witness - I...I...You Know...I Had To Stay Away From You...Too Many People...
The Queen of the Night - I know...you were right...I'm sorry...can you...(starts to tear up)...forgive me...sometimes I'm not...a good person...
Witness - I miss you too...and you're not a...bad person...but in the words of Wince McCan't...your a little...pucked uf...Me too...
The Queen of the Night (a laughing cry...or a crying laugh) - You're right...you're so brave...I'm so proud of you...I want to stay...but I don't want to blow your cover...
Lope (to Witness...who can't see The Queen in this form) - Shit...Who The Hell Are You Talking Too!...
Witness - I'll be back as soon as I can...
The Queen of the Night - I just have one question...(The aparition of The Queen now get's down on one knee...but terrified) - Will you...marry me?...
Witness - I thought you'd never ask...Helllll Yeah!....
Lope (angrily whispering to Witness) - Shut Up Dipshit...If You're Gonna Be Crazy...Be Crazy Quietly!...
The Queen of the Night (with a beaming smile) - I Love You...
Witness - I Love You Back...(she then disappeared)...
Lope (whispering) - Who The Hell Are You Talking Too?...
Witness (grinning ear to ear) - The Queen...
Lope - The Queen!...Boiiinnnng!...What Was She Wearing?
(Witness now gives Lope the finger)...
(As this is occurring...something passes through the exhaust system...way at the other side of the ship...a mist...a special mist...a mist with a motive...or two).
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(The scene is one of the underground caverns underneath The Aethran surface...built for protection and shelter...for the people who are too old now too fight...& the people who are too young):
Aethran Elder (struggling with 5 others to hold the large wooden door shut...amidst the ominous sound of war drums outside...and much Dominion troop movement above them)
An Aethran Mother - (gets in front of her children) - ALL OF YOU...GET BEHIND ME...NOW!!!
(Other Aethran Elders are checking their battle armor...some of The Aethran Children are putting on helmets that are just too large for them...many are way beyond upset...they tried using the radio transmitter system to call for help...but it doesn't appear to have worked)
(The Dominion broke through the large wooden door...and shot up the few who were trying to hold the door...the civilians exhausted their weapons...bringing down many of The Dominion...but there were just way too many of them)
(The Dominion then turned their attention angrily towards the men...and hungrily...towards the women...)
(Suddenly from the back of The Dominion division that was attempting to take this position...there was some confusion...and then commotion...and then they realized that someone or someone/s were ripping through their forces...effortlessly)
(Before anyone knew it or realised it...The Dominion now had only 2 or 3 soldiers left...)
(The Aethran civilians now saw what was happening...a large man...Earthing perhaps...with long white hair...had cut all down in his path...with a two-handed (Claymore) like razor sharp sword...but this "Earthling" as most thought he was...was covered in Aethran war paint).
(Running up now behind the man with the sword...was another man...almost as tall...dressed mostly in black...Earthling-ish as well...bald...and also with a sword...but a smaller one...who was also in war paint).
Bald Earthling - Awww Shit...You Didn't Save Me Any?
White Haired Earthling (who had heard him...but was seeing how many Aethrans had fallen...old and young...male and some female...and his anger boiled over) - AAGGHHHHH!!!!!
(The lone Dominion soldier left dropped his weapon as a result of the howl that came out of The White Haired Earthling).
(The White Haired Earthling then grabbed this Dominion soldier by the head...and with a grip that had a couple of his fingers inside the soldiers mouth...ripped the soldiers skull completely into two pieces).
The Bald Earthling (aka Hades...turns to a plucky little Aethran child...who happened to really enjoy this angry decapitation) - Do you believe this shit?...And I'M...One Of The Ones...Who Was Cast Out Of Heaven?
Plucky Little Aethran Child (shrugs his shoulders) - I got nothin...
(Now that all of The Dominion forces were dead...There was some relief...but it was short lived).
(The ground and walls of the cavern started to shake via massive troop and armored movement on the surface...many of the civilians were now starting to loose it).
The White Haired Earthing (aka Zeus) - Quick!...Everyone behind my brother...I'm going up there...
(As Hades herded everyone behind him towards the back of the cavern...he then yelled back to his brother).
Hades - WAIT!...LISTEN EVERYBODY!
(All remained as silent as they could...and one by one...they all started to have hope...they heard an unmistakably disturbing sound...but one that didn't originate on the ground).
The Aethran Elders - Its The Hellions...The Hellions Are Coming...Quick...All Who Can Help...Help Us Barracade The Door...Quickly...
(Zeus threaded his Claymore sword through the two handles of the door and put his mighty shoulder into it...as every able bodied man, woman and child started bracing it with what they could...and then they all put their shoulders into the door).
(This time The Dominion was trying to break into these caverns to hide...not to conquer...and The Hellions did...what The Hellions do...)
After much rumbling...and ground shaking explosions...and hideous screams...and many trying to furiously enter the Aethran caverns...some even scratching at the door...all of it soon stopped...and the engine hum of The Aethran Fighters...slowly faded away...and no one approached the doors now...it was some time before the exhausted Zeus and the Aethran civilians...untensed...and stepped away from the doors...
Zeus (To all) - We can't stay here...
The Aethran Elders - Why?...
Zeus - Once they realize...that they didn't take this position...they will be back...and hit us with at least ten times as many...Quick... Everyone Pack Up...We Have To Leave...
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(The scene is the palatial quarters within The Dominion's Mothership...the quarters of Satan himself...a candle lit...high-ceilinged chamber if you will...he is sitting on his throne...chest out...jaw up...smug with satisfaction at the fact that his Castilex Major full invasion force is attacking and conquering Aethra...his plan is to secure Aethra...take all the fight out of his opponents...then use it as a base to wipe out all else...starting with The Earth and The Moon):
(One of his commanders has just entered Satan's quarters to give him his report on how things look on Aethra...Satan noticed his body language immediately...he expected a confident man with a confident report...but that's not what he got...and his head was bandaged):
Satan - So tell me...where do we stand?...
Bandaged Commander - We were in the process of quickly securing the planet...until...:
a). Run To The Hills.
b). Ohh Way Ohh...E Ohhhh...Hum.
c). Everybody Was...Kung Fu...Fight-ting.
d). Light Up The Sky.
e). Faith Unleashed.
f). The Delicate Sound of Thunder.
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a) Run To The Hills - (The scene is a battlefield on Aethra...The Aethran army is trying to maintain their position...but due to the overwhelming numbers of The Dominion...they were falling back...and trying to make another stand):
Aethran Troop Commander (in utmost frustration and anger) - Were not retreating anymore...the time has come for a counterattack...
Second In Command (to his commander from their elevated position on a rock formation) - Sir...Look!
(The Commanders Second In Command pointed out to him that there are now two forces attacking the right and left flank of The Large Diminion position...they are creating havoc on both sides...via their very high powered binoculars they were able to see these two suprise forces):
(They are warriors on horseback...most have laser weapons...but some have bows and arrows...and hand axes...so when they want to strike and keep their presence unknown they can...being that Aethra has still been cast in total darkness from the size of the invasion fleet):
Second In Command - It looks like they might be those
Aethran Troop Commander (interrupting) - They're from Cetus...the headdresses tell me that those...are The Stormbringer cavalry units...try to contact them on a different channel...and tell them and our men that while they hit them on the sides...were going straight up the gut...and we will meet them in the middle...keep the communications completely open...as soon as you find the right channel...
(All three units...The two from Cetus and the larger one from Aethra...spurned on by each others efforts...and bold counter attacks...ultimately wiped out this Dominion battalion):
Aethran Troop Commander - Pleasure wiping out this scum with you...
Omega of Cetus (grabbing forearms with the Aethran Troop Commander) - You are mighty warriors...but we have a long road to travel...
Aethran Troop Commander - What do you mean?...
Omega of Cetus - Orders from The Overmaster...we all have to fall back to your capital...they are planning a big counterattack...
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b) Ohh Way Ohh...E Ohhhh...Hum... - (The scene is a Dominion prisoner of war camp...full of Aethran soldiers and some civilians...The Dominion are running a tight and cruel ship here...not much food...not much water...and not much decency)
(Something has attracted the guards on the northern side of the camp...noises of many...well things...rustling in the trees in the forest on the edge of the camp...and of all things...what accompanied this movement was a very deep rendition of...what the guards at the witches castle chanted as they marched in The Wizard of Oz):
Ohh Way Ohh...E Ohhhh...Hum... Ohh Way Ohh...E Ohhhh...Hum...
(It was sung over and over...and whoever it was...was getting closer and closer...as the singing got louder and louder):
(It drove the northern Dominion guards crazy...because the singing continued...but with no sign of anyone...so the northern guards alerted the other guards...on the west and the east...who advanced to their position...as the Aethrans started whispering and in some cases grunted to each other).
(The Northern, Western and Eastern guards loaded their weapons and blindly fired into the forest...the lasers ripped through the forest and even felled some trees and started some fires in the process...after this deadly lightshow...the guards...and now the in motion Aethrans listened...there was nothing but silence and the Aethran hopes fell until...now from the west and the east came the sounds and ground rumbles of a full stampede...accompanied by a deafening):
Ohh Way Ohh...E Ohhhh...Hum... Ohh Way Ohh...E Ohhhh...Hum...
(And then they finally came through The Dominion's defences...actually running right through and breaking through the fences...they were half man...and half rhinoceros...all ranging from 12 to 15 feet in height...about twice the size of Monolith...and they were...jacked):
Highest Ranking Aethran Captive (Yelling out to all of his Aethran bretheren) - NOW!!!!!
(Every able bodied Aethran grabbed anything they could to use as a weapon...tree branches...rope to use as a garrote...fought side by side with these forces...who they found out are from Andromeda...the famed Rhinocerai Corps):
(Together The Aethrans and The Rhinocerai took out the southern guards with ease...joined now by their commander in the field...Swarm...The Rhinocerai and The Aethrans picked apart...and in some cases...literally ripped apart...the remaining Dominion forces...via guerrilla warfare and out and out deadly ragdolling):
Highest Ranking Aethran Captive - Thank you...we have been here for some time...what's the overall situation?...
Swarm - On the ground...we're losing...and badly...but in the air...thanks to your badass Hellion fighters...we're giving them problems
(Aethran pride showed loud and clear at this as they all grunted with raised fists):
Swarm - I have a message from The Overmaster...we are all regrouping at the capital...to mount a counteroffensive...
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c) Everybody Was...Kung Fu...Fight-ting... - (The scene is a stalemate firefight between an Aethtan battalion and a Dominion battalion...The Aethtans are all using multiple large rocks and large rock formations for cover...as they are pinned down inside this rocky/grassy plain...The Dominion are using trees for cover...as they are pinned down inside a large forest...in the pitch darkness of this eclipsed sky...it's a tricky situation...your own laser fire brightens up your position...and gives you away):
(The Aethrans round up a dozen or so of their swiftest warriors...to crawl up to The Dominion position...to start taking them out under cover of darkness and by the blade...as opposed to the gun):
(As The Aethrans got to the forest...they set to it...using their stealth training...they started coming up behind The Dominion...and slit their throats...but there were to many of them...and the Dominion got wise to this...and these dozen Aethran's were now in trouble...or so they thought).
(There were figures...all dressed in black...had to be at least a hundred of them if not more...that seemed to all jump out of the lower lying branches...on top of The Dominion troops...swiftly killing and even beheading many...re-energized by seeing these apparent allies helping them...these dozen Aethrans set about it and signalled to their bretheren in the field...to advance...
via a particular loud yell...that somewhat resembled the "Rebel Yell" used by Confederate soldiers during The American Civil War...after the last Dominion soldier was done for):
Member of The Aethran Dozen - Who are you?
(Coming to the forefront was this fighting groups commander):
Lord Nexus - We are from Titan...(gesturing to his black robed troops)...these are the Flying Scorpeai...and I am Lord Nexus...quick gather your forces...we dont have much time...
Member of The Aethran Dozen - For what?
Lord Nexus - A retreat to the capital has been ordered...
Member of The Aethran Dozen - By who?
Lord Nexus - The Overmaster...he's there...
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d) Light Up The Sky:...- (The scene is The Great Plain that surrounds The Aethran capital...many Dominion troops are advancing towards the capital...The Aethran Troops bolstered up by some vigilante volunteers are holding tough...but being pushed closer and closer back...towards the capital...as it really starts to look grim...a couple of things happened):
(A reinforcement Aethran artillery unit advanced from the south started opening fire upon the Dominion position...which coming out of nowhere...rattled them some...but then something appeared in the northern sky):
(The brightest star that just about anyone has ever seen...you couldn't miss it...or ignore it...The Dominion troops stopped but weren't discouraged...they all said...that its a lone Aethran Hellion Fighter trying to intimidate them):
(But The Aethrans knew better...several barked out a word known only in Aethra...by Aethran's...as this brightest of bright stars now changed form...to ten less bright stars...and then a hundred even lesser bright...and then The Aethran Hellions...which hide their numbers by flying directly behind one another...all accelerated...to attack speed):
(As The Aethrans regained their feet...and helped up the startled volunteers up after quickly wrestling them to the ground...not only from the complete devastation these fighter crafts did to the Dominion troops...but at the fact that some of them only flew as close as 5 feet above them on their strafing runs):
Volunteer From Pluto - What was that word you all yelled out?
Aethran Troop - It's an Aethran word...in The Common Tongue...it means "Duck".
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e) Faith Unleashed:...(The scene is The Ministers Road...the largest road spanning all of the land...upon the planet of Aethra...it is a somewhat raised road...with downward slopes on both sides...marching up the road towards the Aethran capital is a platoon of Dominion troops...rambling their way towards them in the torchlight opposite direction...from around the bend is a pitiful group of what appears to be refugees...as haggard a group of civilians that you've ever seen):
(As some of the Dominion troops towards the front load their weapons and are about to open fire):
Dominion Commander (with an arm held up) - Hold you're fire...
Dominion Second In Command - Why?...
Dominion Commander - Look at them...
(Some of the refugees fall down out of exhaustion...as some help them up...and try to continue south):
Dominion Commander (with a masochistic sneer...and loud enough so that the refugees can hear):
Dominion Commander - They are already dead...
(With that...The Dominion let these poor souls go...and continued on until The Dominion Commander realized):
Dominion Commander (to his Second In Command) - Actually turn back...I want to question them...
(As The Dominion platoon turned around...they were shocked to see that all of the refugees...had disappeared):
Dominion Second In Command - What the?...
Dominion Commander (fearing the worst) - Oh...Shit...
(The refugees mowed all of them down with blasters...from both the slopes on both sides of the road...within 10 seconds...the only member of the Dominion left was The Commander...and his weapon had been shot out of his hands):
(Within seconds...several of these "refugees" pinned down The Commander to the ground):
Alphonse - Grab That Arm...
Darmoody (After shoving a tennis ball in The Commander's mouth)...Got It...
Hooded Figure (grabbed a curved dagger from a small sheath on his belt) - Hold Still Now...If You Know...What's Good...For You...
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Satan (To his Commander) - This Hooded man who spared your life...who was he?...
Dominion Commander (with a lot of trepidation) - He said he was...Sly Drury...
Satan (noticeably angrier) - And What Does That Stand For Again...That He Carved...Into Your Forehead...
Dominion Commander (visibly shaking now) - Faith Unleashed...
(Satan growled a low prehistoric growl...like a contemplating tyrannosaur...as he saw the intials "FU" carved into his Commanders Forhead)...
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f). The Delicate Sound of Thunder:
(As Satan continued to angrily process "FU"...Satan received more bad news now from a different Commander):
Different Commander - Sire...
Satan - What!...
Different Commander - We started to launch our fighter crews and seemingly out of nowhere...bolts of lightning came out of space blinding them...and causing them to fly into each other...if they weren't being directly struck by them...
Satan - This is a simple problem...wait until the space storm passes...count between the lightning and the thunder...to determine when the storm is moving away...
Different Commander - That's just it sire...there is no thunder...
Satan - Thats Ridiculous!...Of Course There's Got To Be...(then it dawned on him)...
(And With That...Satan Went To The Nearest Window...And More Lightning Struck All Around And Into Various Ships In The Invasion Fleet...And Then Satan Distinctly Heard In His Head):
GODSEND - It's your...move...Asshole...
(Followed by a completely suprising...and for many...what was an...apocalyptic...and cataclysmic...clap of thunder...the thunderclaps of all thunderclaps).
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Ladies And Gentlemen...A Preview of LXG 11 (Inside The Ring Action) - HER FACE IS CRACKED FROM SMILIN...ALL THE FEARS THAT SHE'S BEEN HIDIN...AND IT SEEMS THAT...PRETTY SOON...EVERYBODYS GONNA KNOW...On the card:
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1. The Pride of The Bronx Zoo - Weighing in at a Nifty 850 - Deadline vs King Kong Bundy.
2. Exotic Adrian Street with Miss Linda vs Payback.
3. Cheerleader Melissa & Trish Stratus vs Lady Godsend & Jessicka Havoc - Whoever scores the fall - becomes Number One Contender.
4. Brute & Massacre vs Moog & Sentinel - Number One Contenders Match.
5. Randy Savage vs George Hackenschmidt - Number One Contenders Match for LXG World Championship.
6. The Ultimate Fighters with Rikidozan vs The Sheik, Sabu & Bruiser Brody.
7. "Rumble In Brighton" Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament Match - Sur Bex & Ghena vs. Tommy Rich, Blackjack Mulligan & Brodie Lee.
8. Wolf vs Shayne.
9. Chaos Supreme vs Andre the Giant - Number One Contender for The LXG Universal Championship.
10. Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash (c) defends The LXG Universal Womens Championship against Penny Banner.
11. The Road Warriors with Paul Ellering (c) defend The LXG Universal Tag Team Championships against The Reformed Team of The Terra Firma - Kevin Steen & The Unbreakable Michael Elgin with Bobby Heenan
12. End of Days (c) defends The LXG Universal Championship against Endgame.
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Coming up next:
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LXG 11 - Match Results and LXG 12 previews of:
Viper's Pit, The Celebration of The Lizard and the continuing story of The LXG told from the perspective from Flies on the Wall.
Take care everybody!
Bri.