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Post by Pariah on Jan 3, 2018 17:25:33 GMT -5
Always enjoy all the side stuff. You put a lot of great effort into it. I agree completely with TTX , what a wicked tale you weaved there. Great stuff. Can I just say 'ditto' here?  The intrigue you manage to build into your stories is totally top notch... Thoroughly enjoy the character development and the way you incorporate a number of pop culture icons of the coolest degree... And of course, I'm pleased that you've found a use for Rook as Coven Black's minion... Very fitting... Thank you for doing what you do... Absolutely entertaining! |
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Post by Bri on Jan 5, 2018 7:56:19 GMT -5
Always enjoy all the side stuff. You put a lot of great effort into it. Happy Friday TTX my friend. I thank you for those kind words, means alot. Especially that you enjoy. Which is my main objective with all of this. That we all enjoy - An intellectual Feast of Friends. Thanks amigo! |
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Post by Bri on Jan 5, 2018 8:07:17 GMT -5
Always enjoy all the side stuff. You put a lot of great effort into it. I agree completely with TTX, what a wicked tale you weaved there. Great stuff. Happy Friday cruefan68! Me amigo. Also very much appreciate that praise brother - truly. That post is marking a change in the way I post. Going to try: 1.Match Announcements and upcoming feature announcements on Vipers Pit & any Fly on the Wall Reports. 2.Unabridged (If I can) Fly on the Wall Reports. 3.Match Results including Vipers Pit and results from a Tee Pee near you. This way it allows me some more room to make sure I'm reporting the saga of The League completely, but not all in one post. Most importantly to me dude is that its fun to read and a nice break from things. An cerebral oasis it is for me. Will be posting the card and Vipers Pit results in two parts this time - playing and summarising has been tough lately. Thanks Crue!! |
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Post by Bri on Jan 5, 2018 8:13:21 GMT -5
I agree completely with TTX , what a wicked tale you weaved there. Great stuff. Can I just say 'ditto' here? The intrigue you manage to build into your stories is totally top notch... Thoroughly enjoy the character development and the way you incorporate a number of pop culture icons of the coolest degree... And of course, I'm pleased that you've found a use for Rook as Coven Black's minion... Very fitting... Thank you for doing what you do... Absolutely entertaining! Happy Friday Pariah my friend! Am totally stoked by what you said and that you are digging how its all developing. The principals in the story of The LXG (and even the supporting cast if you will) are always in a state of flux. I like to think as real life changes, so do we at least somewhat to adapt and as David Bowie said - face the strain. Very flattered by what all three of you said. Makes me happy that The League is worth the read. Going to be posting the Match and Vipers Pit Results next but in two parts this time. Been tough to play lately. Many Thanks man! |
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Post by Bri on Jan 5, 2018 8:21:27 GMT -5
Part 1 of 2 - With Part 2 hopefully posted tonight.
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 5 - Card 6 - Match Results From The LXG Arena at The City of Fight, The Moon !
* Special Announcement: Ladies and Gentlemen, we humbly regret that due to recent developments within The LXG, The Only The Strong Survive Tournaments have to be postponed. The Commissioners Tournament has to also be postponed and perhaps suspended indefinitely. We apologize for these recent developments and will release information to all as soon as it's been made available.
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1. Val Venis with The Incomperable Smallie Biggs  vs  Aegis !
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While Venis was busy checking out all of the women in attendance tonight, Aegis paid attention to the just uttered special announcements - he knew something was different now, even from yestetday. During the match, both Venis and Aegis got down to business and effectively counteted each other well, but Aegis was too dialed in - he soon took his offense to the next level and soon after was able to pin Venis via a powerful Centra Spinebuster.
Aegis defeated Val Venis with a Pinfall at the 6 minute mark.
Aegis           - (1 - 0) (+ 46)
Val Venis    - (0 - 1) ( - 46)
Smallie Biggs wanted no part of such an intense looking man; he said the first thing he could think of when Venis asked him just where the hell he was, Biggs replied - I have a rash. Venis immediately shouted - Oh really! And I Don't!
Aegis is here as a favor to a very powerful being to keep an eye specifically on Murdok however he has immediately picked up on a sudden shift of atmosphere within The League, one of discord. Either way, it's going in his report - he has no intentions of hiding anything at all from Zeus...only a fool would do that.
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2. Mr. Z  vs  Pepper Gomez !
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After initially being outclassed by Pepper Gomez within the confines of the ring, Evil Dead slithers outside the ring at first it looked to regroup. After Gomez followed him outside the ring they got into a brutal ringside brawl which again Gomez appeared to be winning until Evil Dead said somethings to Gomez that made him grab a steel chair and fly into a murderous rage - one where he couldn't hear anything except the chair cracking into Evil Deads skull and see anything but an evil smile.
Evil Dead defeats Pepper Gomez via Disqualification at the 1 minute mark.
Mr. Z (Evil Dead)Â -Â (1 - 0)Â (+ 25)
Pepper Gomez    - (0 - 1) ( - 25)
The referee was within earshot of the verbal exchange, he shared the comments with a distraught Jim Solie and Gorilla Ventura. Evil Dead told Pepper Gomez that - The time of the zombie is now - I bet you're wife and children will taste absolutely delicious - especially...that pretty little wife of yours.
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3. Team Name - Fight Fire With Fire - The Original Bishop Hell & Burning Man  vs  Team Name - Gladiators of Aethra - Fist & Probation - No Dq Match !
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A hardcore division match that started out as a fairly competetive match on both sides slowly turned into utter chaos. While Probation did most of the heavy lifting; even after Burning Man almost scored a fall with his EXHAUSTION finisher - A Small Package against an opponent suffering from smoke inhalation, (against Fist), Probations cover of Burning Man after his Guillotine Drop combo sparked an all four men in the ring brawl that didn't stop after the warnings and even the ref was accidentally punched a few times in the smoky melee.
Fight Fire With Fire wrestled The Gladiators of Aethra to a Double Disqualification at the 12 minute mark.
Well, even The Hells Angels were in trouble trying to untangle this smoke filled mess, but they did, but not after the following occurred:
Although later he would claim he tried to interfere because his team were getting their asses kicked in by Fight Fire With Fire, he was really doing this to show his fellow Aethrans back on Aethra that he's a true fighting leader. As The Aethran Overmaster stormed towards the melee in the ring he never saw Moog and Sentinel coming. They both tackled him from different sides into unconsciousness, it was like the worst football tackle you could ever imagine.
Fight Fire With Fire           - (0 - 0) (-)
The Gladiators of Aethra - (0 - 1) ( - 76)
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A. Special Important Encore Messages From: LXG Public Relations Guru - Bill Murray, LXG Legal Council - Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose and Endgame.
B. The Celebration of The Lizard - Poetry By Mr. Mojo Risin.
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Pit Viper spent this episode replaying an extended video conference newscast that involved both Bill Murray and Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose, as well as an important pre-recorded somewhat mysterious message from Endgame.
Murray & Rose's conference was with the following:
U.S. President Ronald Klump, Queen Hairy II of Great Britain, Russian President Gladdimhere Poopin, Mayor of New York City Ned Krotch, The Universal Courts on Cetus, The Guardian, Endgame and sitting in for a very uncommonly absent Omega of Cetus, Star Warrior - as well as evert major news network in just about every country on Earth.
1. Summary of Bill Murray's Points:
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In response to the heightening tensions around the world and its causes:
Bill Murray - Yes...Its true...there is alot of...let's say unnatural shit...going on across this great little globe of ours...There is a planet...that's a very very far distance away that's called Castilex...that's run by a slew of power hungry, war mongering, need to get laid...really bad beings called The Dominion...Contrary to what most people think...and don't really want to believe...and all jokes aside...they are all real...But if all of us...and I mean all of us...stick together...and work together we can keep our planet safe...but...if we keep on distrusting each other...then they...have already won...because it's just a matter of time that they try to take us over...all of us...The Presidents, Queens, Mayors, Firefiighters, Cops, Soldiers, Housewives, Business Men, Business Women, Kids, Religious People, Terrorists, Freaks, Hookers, Weirdos, Perverts, Tramps, Dickheads...of each and every country...we're all really the same - and we can all make a difference against all of this...which is a ripple effect of The Dominions agendas in the universe - we are all better than this...let's all work as a team...make me proud...be one united nation of the Earth...kick Dominion ass...right off our planet...!!
The Guardian - Whats a dickhead? That sounds terrible...
Star Warrior - They are...I'll explain later...
2. Summary of Loophole Rose's Points:
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In response to claims by the universal community of The LXG's ownership of the Earth's Moon:
Loophole Rose - I know that according to the laws recognised on Earth that the Moon since The O.S. Treaty of 1967 is considered as though it is universal waters on our planet...but the truth of the matter is...it has just never been claimed...in accordance with the Universal Courts and the secret deal that was signed during that same year by the most powerful countries on the Earth at that time - The United States and Russia - they opted out of being a part of The Universal Court System and The Federation of Planets, they only claimed and ratified that The Earth is exempt from The Universal Courts and Federation and found it unnecessary to be a part of it...but the document makes no reference of The Moon at all...so...by not making mention at all of The Moon...they inadvertently left it in limbo & up for grabs...as it were...as far as The Universal Courts are concerned...so in actuality...even though The Moon circles The Earth...it was never The Earths property...it belongs to the owners of The LXG and is now under the jurisdiction of The Universal Courts and is a part of The Federation of Planets and is a close proud ally of Cetus. I would also like to piggy back on the comments made by Mr. Murray. We are all in this together. The Earth, The Moon, Cetus, Andromeda, Titan and all of the other planets and entities in the Federation of Planets...I ask you...all of the peoples of Earth...Its now...more than ever...the time to unite...as Bill said into one communal country and officially join The Federation of Planets...Together...We can withstand anything...seperated...they will slowly pick us apart...one by one...
3. Endgames Message:
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Now broadcast over Viper's Pit was simply a close up shot of a very serious looking Endgame who said the following:
For all of you who received my invitation... please meet me at the address on the invitation at midnight tomorrow night...Tell them you are with...The Party...we will not...be there to fight...we will be gathering there because...I need your help...we need your help...and soon the universe will need your help...we all have something to loose here...if we don't unify...and we must...as soon as we can...everything...depends on it.
The Celebtation of the Lizard Segment:
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Jim Morrison stares into the camera while sitting cross legged on the floor of his and Phantasy's Tee Pee. He opens a new bottle of whiskey...strokes Phantasy's barely visible thigh...and begins:
Jim Morrison - This is called...Heaven or Hell:
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Heaven or Hell...the circus
of your actions
To Play...
Chance is God Here
at Carnival
Assuage the guilt
The deep fear
The seperate lonliness
Open Sinygog
Open sesame
The Party...of new connections
mind made free
Love cannot save you
from your own fate
Art cannot soothe
Words cannot tame...
Jim closes his eyes & Phantasy whispers off camera - ...The Night
As the camera slowly fades to black we hear:
Jim - Yeah......Love my girl
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4. Andrea the Giant  vs  Rose Caldarian (Granddaughter of GWF Legend Bishop Hell) !
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Rose Caldarian was turned into a instant fan favorite courtesy of Andrea The Giant's assault on her while signing autographs for NAWC & GWF fans, she grabbed her and broke her forhead open on the steel ring post outside the ring. What ensued was a 15 minute grudge match where Caldarian kicked out of multiple pin attempts by Andrea as well as surviving a Military Press & Slam onto the concrete arena floor, but in the end, Caldarian lost her cool in an outside the ring brawl and ignited her right fist in flame and kept repeatedly punching the antagonizing Andrea the Giant in the head - burning her face and hair some.
Andrea The Giant defeats Rose Caldarian via Disqualification at the 15 minute mark
Andrea the Giant - (1 - 0) (+ 20)
Rose Caldarian    - (0 - 1) ( - 20)
Andrea The Giant was overwhelmed by fans throwing food, soda and even beer all over her after she gave the crowd the finger several times on her way back to the locker rooms
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5. The Perfect Specimen vs Stone Cold Steve Austin !
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A near time limit draw that electrified the crowd here at The City of Fight; The Perfect Specimen was able to back up his boasts of superiority by scoring 5 near Pinfalls against Austin and blasting him open with two chair shots. But he couldn't put down Stone Cold; after reaching down deep & with the majority of the crowd behind him, Austin's Mudhole Stompin led to his STONE COLD STUNNER, the first one, The Perfect Specimen was able to kick out of - but not the second.
Stone Cold Steve Austin defeated The Perfect Specimen by Pinfall at the 18 minute mark.
Stone Cold Steve Austin - (2 - 0) (+ 78)
The Perfect Specimen    - (0 - 1) ( - 38)
Stone Cold grabbed ring announcer Lord Alfred Okerlunds microphone and bent over the twitching and drooling Perfect Specimen and yelled in his face - GOT ANYTHING TO SAY NOW!! As he dropped the microphone, the majority of the crowd yelled out in unison - WHAT!!!
(Many around The League are calling this comeback of the year because Austin took at least 15 minutes of a beating before turning the tables and winning).
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Coming Soon:
Part 2 of 2 - Month 5 - Card 6 Match Results from matches # 6,7, & The Main Event.
Thanks all! Bri.
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Post by Pariah on Jan 5, 2018 22:08:01 GMT -5
And THAT'S the BOTTOM LINE! 'Cuz Stone Cold said so... Brilliant comeback for the Texas Rattlesnake over The Rock... Oops, I mean the Perfect Specimen...  As always, the LXG delivers some brilliant action punctuated with well crafted story... Especially enjoyed Bill Murray's rant and the Guardian's reaction when it was over... Looking forward to the next chapter, my friend... Bring it on! |
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Post by TTX on Jan 5, 2018 22:35:47 GMT -5
Will comment fully when it's done but great stuff as always, Bri.
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Post by cruefan68 on Jan 6, 2018 18:55:32 GMT -5
Although it ended in a DDQ, my favorite match was Bishop Hell & Burning Man vs. Fist & Probation. Light My Fire seems appropriate for that one. What else can I say about the main event other than "Stone Cold" Steve Austin "woke up this morning and had himself a beer" which fueled his spectacular win over Perfect Specimen. Lord Alfred Okerlund, love it! I also loved the Bill urray rant and of course the poetry from Jim Morrison. As I always say the LXG is the place to be!
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Post by Bri on Jan 7, 2018 20:59:54 GMT -5
And THAT'S the BOTTOM LINE! 'Cuz Stone Cold said so... Brilliant comeback for the Texas Rattlesnake over The Rock... Oops, I mean the Perfect Specimen... As always, the LXG delivers some brilliant action punctuated with well crafted story... Especially enjoyed Bill Murray's rant and the Guardian's reaction when it was over... Looking forward to the next chapter, my friend... Bring it on! Hey Pariah! I truly can't thank you enough my man. Very glad u are digging the trip brother. The Perfect Specimen vs Stone Cold Steve Austin was one of the best matches so far. A total blast from start to finish. Bill Murray has got his work cut out for him because he is going to have to really convince not even thousands but potentially millions to work together amidst troubling times. Afghanistan Bananastan is really hoping that Bill can wow the crowd because they're enemies are starting to multiply (more to follow). Going to be posting the second part if the card very soon with a little preview of some Flies on the Wall Reports coming up. Very grateful for your support! |
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Post by Bri on Jan 7, 2018 21:13:14 GMT -5
Will comment fully when it's done but great stuff as always, Bri. Thank you TTX!! Going to be putting up the second half in a little bit. Very stoked The League is fun my friend! |
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