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Post by Bri on Sept 3, 2018 18:45:01 GMT -5
Will have the entourage. Judge Hugo Black requires a large audience and he pays me well..I mean asks me to make sure a lot of his fans are there to watch. Hey TTX! Really a lot of fun when you guys get into the "Olde" vibe. If I remember correctly, the first time I tried this fed, folks really got into it. This is totally encouraged! Thanks a million Troy - always great when you are a part of it all!
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Post by Bri on Sept 3, 2018 18:46:56 GMT -5
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Extravaganza of Olde 2: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Opening Exhibition: ----------------------------------
Agent Dick J. Lahart vs Jollyville Jeeper "Clean"!
▪ Jollyville Jeeper Clean defeated Agent Dick J. Lahart via Pinfall. Clean pinned Lahart courtesy of his JOLLYVILLE SHOULDER BREAKER finisher - at approximately the 3 minute mark.
(Jollyville Jeeper Clean really had his hands full throughout this short but action packed opening match; after Lahart and Clean collided in the middle of the ring, Laharts Powerslam was reversed by Clean into a Vertical Suplex. Lahart tried to counter by rubbing his somehow still lit cigar into Cleans face however that really backfired on him. After Clean put Lahart away with his finisher, he put out Laharts cigar inside Laharts own ear).
Clean - (+2) ratings points Lahart - (-2) ratings points
Fortune Telling Act: -----------------------------------
From her seance table from within the center of the ring - Madam Destiny!
▪ The beautiful Madam Destiny demanded silence from the crowd as she then foretold to all via her crystal ball that;
1. The commissioner of The OWF, Judge Hugo Lexington Black is a distant relative of a mysterious man...and this man is the actual owner of The OWF.
2. A word of warning, The OWF has conceived of a match that is just too dangerous to behold up close...they plan to hold the very first "Barroom Brawl Battle Royal", all 16 wrestlers on the roster will be competing in an - over the ringside barrier Battle Royal...so don't sit too close to the ring that night!...the prizes are a free shot at the World Championship and a free shot at the World Tag Team Championship for your team!
Tag Team Exhibition: -------------------------------------
"The Greatest Show on Earth" - "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon & Dr. Jacob Omen vs "The Lobbying Legislators of an Anti Saloon Land" - Senator Cameron S. Sheppard & Representative Gavon Q. Volstead!
▪ The Greatest Show on Earth - Felino Blanco Louis Lyndon & Dr. Jacob Omen defeated The Lobbying Legislators of an Anti Saloon Land - Senator Cameron S. Sheppard & Representative Gavon Q. Volstead via Pinfall. Omen pinned Volstead courtesy of his Running Knee at approximately the 9 minute mark as Lyndon clipped Sheppard before he could interfere.
(The tag team specialists The Legislators commanded the opening offense however, it was evident that Lyndon and Omen seem to form a natural team. They combated The Legislators Double Teaming and Illegal Tactics with a high flying offense courtesy of Lyndon and reversals - flavored with pure shuck and jive from Omen).
Greatest Show on Earth - (+2) ratings points The Legislators - (-2) ratings points
(After the match, The Legislators protested that Dr. Jacob Omen had drank some sort of weird voodoo potion during the match which should warrant his disqualification however...our referee Public Enemy Number One never found any illicit substances upon his person when he frisked the smiling Omen...luckily the ref had neglected to check the good Doctor's hat).
Baudy Comedy: -----------------------------
Our House Comedians Abbott & Costello have a few announcements!
Bud Abbott - Good evening folks...before we get started I have a few announcements...as you must have heard from the beautiful Madam Destiny...
Lou Costello - She said something?
Bud Abbott - Excuse me folks...Of course she said something...she always speaks...why is it that you never hear her?
Lou Costello - I think she's too pretty...I cant hear a word she's sayin...
But Abbott - Look...Never mind that now please!...Now as I was saying folks...Inky Scoops has told me that by the 5th card...he will be booking title matches for The OWF World Championship and The OWF World Tag Team Championship based upon his ratings system...a clean win is worth 2 points, a dq or count out win is worth 1 point and a draw or a double dq gets you zero. The losers get those points taken away from them in the same fashion...Now...
Lou Costello - I'm sorry Bud...but I'm so excited...I gotta interrupt...I have an announcement too!...
Bud Abbott - Lou please...I'm trying too...
Lou Costello - I am going to become a pro wrestler...just like my hero...Matthew Cross...
Bud Abbott (starts laughing heartily) - Oh really?...now that's rich...pray tell...just how are you going to manage that...you're not fast...or strong?
Lou Costello - Simple...I...am gonna booby trap the ring!
Bud Abbot - But what for?
Lou Costello - For boobs...see I got it all figured out... one tuturnbuckle will be electrified...another will have glue all over it, itching powder on the ropes and...I...would find a substitute ref...to give Public Enemy Number One a much needed break...every time I wrestle.
Bud Abbot - Wait...Just A Minute...Who?
Lou Costello - My brother Pat.
Bud Abbot - Oh yeah wiseguy...Why?...Because he's your brother?
Lou Costello - No...Because he can't count...I'll never be pinned!
Bud Abbot - But neither will your opponent!
Lou Costello - (Shushes Bud and starts to whisper) - I'll win...by my secret submission hold.
Bud Abbott (Finds himself whispering back) - You've got a submission hold...Is it illegal?
Lou Costello - Only...If I get caught...I call it my...HEADLOCK AND HIDDEN PLIERS TO THE NOSE.
But Abbott (Throws his hands up) - Oh What's The Use...I Give Up!
Lou Costello - See that...It works...I just won!!
Main Event Exhibition: ----------------------------------------
"Old Timer" Jeff King vs "The Handlebar Habidasher" - Marion Fontaine!
▪ Old Timer Jeff King defeated Marion Fontaine via Submission. Fontaine submitted to King's BEAR HUG finisher - at approximately the 15 minute mark.
(A main event that definitely gave the fans their monies worth - that just goes to show you that three bits goes a long way. Our ref Public Enemy Number One was definitely lenient as this contest seemed to be fought as much outside the ring as in. Fontaine seemed to finally have the upperhand; after slamming Kings head into the wooden table our radio announcer Steamboat Willie uses followed up quickly by his PUGILISTS HOOK, which completely rocked King. But with slow precision, the Wiley veteran King patiently wore down the extremely plucky Fontaine - the third BEAR HUG finally sealed the deal).
King - (+2) ratings points Fontaine - (-2) ratings points
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Coming up next:
Top Turnbuckle Tribune Number 3.
Hope everyone had a good weekend!
Bri.
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Post by TTX on Sept 3, 2018 18:47:53 GMT -5
it's really fun to get interactive and this fed is one of the easiest to roleplay because it's a big roleplay itself.
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Post by cruefan68 on Sept 3, 2018 20:36:48 GMT -5
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Post by Pariah on Sept 4, 2018 15:23:02 GMT -5
Slick win for Dr Omen and Blanco... And as everyone else has commented, the mid-match antics are a ton of fun!
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Post by Bri on Sept 5, 2018 7:23:21 GMT -5
it's really fun to get interactive and this fed is one of the easiest to roleplay because it's a big roleplay itself. Mornin TTX! Well said my friend, Roleplay away! I checked out Dasher Hatfield he seems really cool, could totally see him in the mix here. And "Baby Face" Bruno Moretti is an absolute must have if I ever saw one. I've got a couple of other candidates in mind as well. Jervis Cottonbelly is another one like you mentioned and Kimber Lee (aka "Kickin" Kimber Lee). Thanks as always my man!
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Post by TTX on Sept 5, 2018 7:48:10 GMT -5
You are welcome. There's all sorts of wrestlers who have made brief appearances but as the fed only runs three or four shows a year I believe, you could make any of them regulars. Tracy Smothers had the memorable bear wrestling match. Chuck Taylor (his Chikara card would probably work best) wrestled there for a while as well.
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Post by Bri on Sept 5, 2018 7:49:37 GMT -5
Jeff King over Marion Fontaine was a great one, well worth my thirty cents admission. Abbott & Costello were great. Lou becoming a wrestler is just too funny and his ideas sound like he is the true godfather of extreme. FMW, Big Japan and ECW look out Hey cruefan68! King and Fontaine had one hell of a match. Very glad you enjoyed, I have been fortunate enough where the main events so far have been pretty good, (knock wood). "Godfather of Extreme" is awesome my friend, you have inspired me. At first a gag, but now I have to try my hand at creating a Lou Costello card for Olde Wrestling, with Bud as his manager. I gotta do this! Very glad you are a part of it all dude!
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Post by Bri on Sept 5, 2018 7:59:33 GMT -5
Slick win for Dr Omen and Blanco... And as everyone else has commented, the mid-match antics are a ton of fun! Hey Pariah! I knew you would dig the result of Omen and Blanco's tag match. Very stoked the in between attractions are worth the read. Trying to keep the "carnivalesque" atmosphere going to try to round out the experience. On a side note, coincidentally I am reading Herbert Asbury's "The Gangs of New York" that was published in 1928. It's really keeping me in the "Olde Wrestling" frame of mind. Always grateful you are in the seats amigo!
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Post by Bri on Sept 5, 2018 8:02:11 GMT -5
You are welcome. There's all sorts of wrestlers who have made brief appearances but as the fed only runs three or four shows a year I believe, you could make any of them regulars. Tracy Smothers had the memorable bear wrestling match. Chuck Taylor (his Chikara card would probably work best) wrestled there for a while as well. Thanks TTX! More food for thought, much thanks. There were also a few wrestlers from the first time I tried this fed that I might bring back as well. Chuck Taylor - I forgot about him. All sorts of cool brother!
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