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Post by Bri on Sept 11, 2018 20:54:22 GMT -5
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Olde Wrestling Federation Top Turnbuckle Tribune Upcoming Attractions For Card 4: Speakeasy Arena ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Opening Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Senator Cameron S. Sheppard vs Jock Samson!
(During the radio press conference in the town of Speakeasy, Senator Sheppard vowed along with his partner Representative Volstead to find the elusive "Moonshine Men" from the Appalachian mountain range that have apparently relocated to this area. Sheppard pressed Samson to see if he had any knowledge of this, or rumors of a supposed local secret distillery, Samson responded first with a hiccup - and then said as he left, "That's nice...how long have you two...been together?".
Fortune Telling: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Madam Destiny reveals that there are several wrestlers coming to soon join The OWF, only two of them both are - and aren't - who they appear to be - at the same time.
Tag Team Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Murderers Row" - "Big Sue Jackson" & "Old Timer" Jeff King vs "The Jollyville Jeepers" - Clean & Jerk!
(During the press conference for this match, (which incidentally - was full of the usual trash talking and showboating), a big phone call occurred back at Inky Scoops office inside of Speakeasy Arena):
OWF Owner Coven Black (speaking to someone on the phone) - I...am a big fan of your endeavors as well...yes...however...the OWF is not for sale...understood...If I do change my mind...believe me...you will be the very first person...what's that?...I see...you have a tag team that needs to hide out?...no problem...I will make sure they are added to the roster...don't worry...no questions...asked...
Baudy Comedy: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Abbott & Costello discuss the celebrities rumored to be in attendance during OWF 6...which will be the first ever 16 man, (and woman), over the ringside barrier, barroom brawl battle royal - to crown The first OWF Bruhaha Champion.
Main Event Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Representative" Gavin Q. Volstead vs Matthew Cross!
Gavin Q. Volstead (during an in town radio press conference) - You have been seen in the company of your current tag team partner Jock Sampson outside the arena on more than one occasion...so...just what's your connection to the Moonshine Men?
Matthew Cross - Look, I'm getting sick and tired of all these accusations against my pal Jock...of being one these "Moonshine Men"...and now I'm being accused...all of this stops here...and now...I'm challenging you to up the ante to our upcoming main event...
Gavin Q. Volstead - Whaddya have in mind?
Matthew Cross - If I win, then you and Sheppard lay off harrassing either Samson or me...forever...
Gavin Q. Volstead (thinking) - But If I win...then I get to interrogate both Samson and you...when you're both attached to my new polygraph machine...
Matthew Cross - (equally thinking) - One question only & it must be a Lumberjack match...
Gavin Q. Volstead - Deal...get ready to start singin...
(Please note, much to the protest of Inky Scoops, this match has now become a Lumberjack Match...after further negotiations...Matthew Cross will have Jock Samson, "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon and Dr. Jacob Omen in his corner as...Gavin Q. Volstead will have Judge Hugo Lexington Black, Agent Dick J. Lahart and "Burly" Bill Taylor in his).
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Huzzah Everybody!
Bri.
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Post by TTX on Sept 11, 2018 21:01:19 GMT -5
Looking forward to the show...and well.....I have something in mind that I think you'll enjoy. Look for it soon but it takes inspiration from here.
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Post by Pariah on Sept 12, 2018 0:32:26 GMT -5
The lineup for the next show looks superb... Especially excited for Cross vs Volstead... And TTX... Looking forward to whatever you have up your sleeve as well, my friend... Huzzah, indeed!
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Post by cruefan68 on Sept 12, 2018 16:49:35 GMT -5
Your Abbott & Costello stuff is off the charts, you capture them perfectly. Brings back great memories. I loved Costello signing Abbott up and then the chase around the arena. I also have to say that the pairing of Jeff King & Big Sue Jackson could be a real force. Keep the great old timey action coming my friend.
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Post by Bri on Sept 14, 2018 10:38:46 GMT -5
Looking forward to the show...and well.....I have something in mind that I think you'll enjoy. Look for it soon but it takes inspiration from here. Hey TTX! I'm glad the OWF is worth the read amigo. With this upcoming show I am pretty excited to see how this plays out, really hoping Matthew Cross can defeat Volstead - Volstead is definitely (imo) one of the toughest in this whole line so far. Awesome that The OWF inspired this side endeavor which I very much hope you continue. (Fan Made Feds everybody). Its True Outrageousness! Thanks again for all brother.
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Post by Bri on Sept 14, 2018 11:23:30 GMT -5
The lineup for the next show looks superb... Especially excited for Cross vs Volstead... And TTX... Looking forward to whatever you have up your sleeve as well, my friend... Huzzah, indeed! Hey Pariah! That makes two of us my friend. Really hoping Cross can defeat Volstead! Just as a preview, after I am able to post the results of this Extravaganza of Olde 4th card I will be posting The Top Turnbuckle Tribune for the 5th card. This 5th edition will be a larger than usual tribune because it will contain the following: 1. Coming match announcements & attractions for the 5th card - which include Inky Scoops booking decisioms on the inaugural OWF World Championship and OWF World Tag Team Championship matches. 2. Current OWF wrestler ratings. 3. Short Bios on the recently signed wrestlers and teams to The OWF, within a new section of The Top Turnbuckle Tribune called "The Inside Scoops". As always my man, very glad you are a part of this! P.S. - TTX posted an absolute masterpiece in The Fan Made Feds Section!!
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Post by Bri on Sept 14, 2018 13:04:01 GMT -5
Your Abbott & Costello stuff is off the charts, you capture them perfectly. Brings back great memories. I loved Costello signing Abbott up and then the chase around the arena. I also have to say that the pairing of Jeff King & Big Sue Jackson could be a real force. Keep the great old timey action coming my friend. Hey cruefan68! So glad Bud and Lou are entertaining. I am really trying to do them justice. The same will soon go with the law firm that Inky has gone into agreement with - The Marx Brothers. Murderer's Row (King & Jackson), I agree should be a potent force. Old Timer Jeff King is definitely one of the tougher in the fed and Jackson is the largest I believe (so far). Am fixin to keep this one, the GWA and the LXG going indefinitely. Always appreciate you being in the seats my man!
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Post by TTX on Sept 14, 2018 13:28:43 GMT -5
I would be super disappointed if you closed this one. Ready for the next show. Judge Black and his cousin are having a great after party with no alcohol of course, we know that stuff is illegal..well selling it anyways.
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Post by Bri on Sept 16, 2018 11:03:27 GMT -5
I would be super disappointed if you closed this one. Ready for the next show. Judge Black and his cousin are having a great after party with no alcohol of course, we know that stuff is illegal..well selling it anyways. LOL - Hey TTX! Not to worry compadre, I am going to keep The OWF, GWA and LXG open indefinitely. Totally dig it when you role play along. Too cool. OWF 4 is being posted in a second. Truly hope you enjoy (totally awesome to roll this one - my favorite card results so far). A thousand thank you's!
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Post by Bri on Sept 16, 2018 11:12:28 GMT -5
Extravaganza of Olde 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Bodacious Bonanza Of Bodyslams!
Brought To You By: ------------------------------------
☆ The Art of Manliness &
☆ The Law Offices of Marx, Marx And Marx.
Opening Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Senator Cameron S. Sheppard vs Jock Samson!
▪ Senator Cameron S. Sheppard defeated Jock Samson via Pinfall. Samson was pinned courtesy of a perfectly timed Reverse Knife Edge - at approximately the 6 minute mark.
(As a brutal down and dirty brawl ensued between these two, Sheppard rocked Samson with a combination of maneuvers; first a Kick to the Ribs with the tip of his steel toed boot and then a DDT for a quick pin attempt. Samson kicked out and slid out if the ring to regroup only to be blasted over the head by Sheppard with a Wooden Chair. As the crowd exploded in anger and Samson barely made it back into the ring at the 9 count, Sheppard executed the deciding move).
Sheppard - (+2) ratings points Samson - (-2) ratings points
(As our referee Public Enemy Number One raised Sheppard's hand in victory and slipped him the going $10.00 rate for not disqualifying him ($5.00 to him and $5.00 to the Judge), an enraged Samson regrouped and gained some revenge. After first kicking the ref in the shin and swiping the $10.00 from his had, he spun around getting his entire body into the punch and blasted Sheppard in the jaw, knocking him out cold, as the ref made a hasty retreat away from the ring).
Fortune Telling Act: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From her seance table from within the center of the ring - The Beautiful (and did we mention) Scantily Clad - Madam Destiny!
▪At her seance table tonight, Madam Destiny saw the following in her crystal ball, which will soon come to pass at The OWF:
1. There are 8 wrestlers that are soon to join the OWF roster, four have been hired by Inky Scoops, two by Judge Hugo Lexington Black and the last two by the Owner of The OWF, Mr. Coven Black.
a. The four that Master Inky Scoops have hired are all wrestlers of honor and courage...two are Jervis Cottonbelly and Thunderkitty...the other two comprise a man and woman team...their tag team's name is Bonnie and Clyde...but these are not their real names...one is a southern gentleman...(thinks for a second)...basically...whose from Kentucky and the other is a crafty woman who can Jitterbug like nobody's business.
(At this time...Madam Destiny apologizes...she has to whisper the next parts...as she lights another candle at her table...everyone in attendance creeps a little closer in their seats):
b. The two that have been hired by The Judge are from the wrong side of the tracks...Don't let the big one's baby face fool you...he's a thug and gangster of the worst kind...and his tag team partner was once arrested for multiple counts of assault...at Wrigley Field during a baseball game...with a baseball bat...together they are known as the Legbreakers...and they will be managed during their matches by The Judge himself...The Judge is now starting to feel threatened...and these two are his contracted extra protection...there loyalty has been bought...
c. The two that have been hired by The Owner, Coven Black...are the two that really frighten me the most...two powerful and ruthless wrestlers who will team up and go by the name...The Sicilians...both wear solid black masks...both were former members of the last of the imfamous New York gangs...The Five Points Gang...one is named Sfregiato and the other goes by the name of Fortunado...however...these names are both theirs and not theirs...at the same time...Beware Of These Men!...they are the men...that The Legbreakers...aspire...to someday be...
Tag Team Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Murderers Row" - "Big" Sue Jackson & "Old Timer" Jeff King vs "The Jollyville Jeepers" - Clean & Jerk !
▪ "Murderers Row" - "Big" Sue Jackson & "Old Timer" Jeff King wrestled "The Jollyville Jeepers" - Clean & Jerk to a 30 minute Time Limit Draw.
(A tag team match that completely thrilled the crowd and had just about a little bit of everything in it; The Jeepers did a fantastic job of isolating King inside the ring and unloaded blistering amounts of double teaming against him, but the tenacity of King was just off the charts. The key to Murderer's Row lasting in this one was the freakish resiliency of the badly bloodied Jeff King as well as a key pin save from "Big" Sue Jackson, who punted Jeeper "Clean" in the head after Clean had executed his finisher JOLLYVILLE SHOULDER BREAKER - that would have definitely enabled him to finally, pin King. Then the resiliency of Jeeper Clean was also impressive after Jackson entered late into the match and was nearly pinned twice by Jackson courtesy of his Samoan Drop).
Murderer's Row - (0) ratings points Jollyville Jeepers - (0) ratings points
(Both teams - including the heels - received a round of applause and a standing ovation for the superhuman efforts on both sides in this marathon contest).
Baudy Comedy: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bud Abbott - Evening folks...now we have some news about...
Lou Costello (interrupting and grabbing Bud by the collar) - Bud...what did Inky say about The Barroom Battle Royal!!...
Bud Abbott (freeing himself) - Will you stop it!...get a hold of yourself!!
Lou Costello - I'm sorry...I'm just so excited...
Bud Abbott - Just let me finish...I'm sorry folks now...now just a word on OWF 6...the card after the World Championship and World Tag Team Championships...which incidentally folks...will both be 2 out of 3 falls each...(huge cheers)...we will have the first ever...over the ring barrier battle royal...to determine the Bruhaha Championship...
Lou Costello - I can't wait!
Bud Abbott - Ah but there's a catch now...our masked referee Public Enemy Number One won't be able to referee for us that night...
Lou Costello (now remembering) - That's true...thats true...he told me he's gonna be sick...
Bud Abbott - So we are looking to recruit someone...so we can train him to referee this event...do we have anyone here who would?
Man From The Crowd (loudly interrupting) - I'm you're man!...
Bud Abbott (As the man from the crowd makes his way to ringside and through the ropes) - Wow!...Ladies and Gentlemen...Please Welcome...Mr. Bob Hope!...(applause)...
Bob Hope - Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen...
Lou Costello (with an air of disbelief) - So Mr. Hope...just how are you going to pull this off...
Bob Hope - Well Mr. Costello I'll keep this short because you're obviously in a lot of pain...
Lou Costello - You know you're not the first that...(then suddenly looks stunned).
Bob Hope - I used to box professionally...
Bud Abbott - Really!...thats great...what was you're record?...
Bob Hope - 3 wins and 1 loss...I tell ya nobody can put a horseshoe into a glove like I can...
Bud Abbott - If you're such a good fighter...then how come you lost a bout?
Lou Costello - He probably fought the horse he was swiping the shoes from in his last fight...
Bob Hope - I'm glad you said that...cause the folks never wouldn't have believed me...
Bud Abbott - Well that's fine...Inky said it's up to me and Lou...I say you're the man...whaddya say Lou?...Lou?
Lou Costello (who had snuck behind Hope) - Makes deep snorting sounds and whinnies like a horse...causing Hope to scream and hide in fear behind Bud...as Lou smiles from ear to ear) - He'll do...ain't no horses in the match...
Bud Abbott - Wonderful...Mr. Hope...you're our man...folks...one last thing about this one match card OWF 6...the New York Yankees (boo from the crowd) are playing an exhibition against you're Cincinnati Reds (much cheering)...and The OWF have sent complimentary tickets for this event to both teams...so be on the lookout for players from both teams to potentially show up...well that's all from us folks...Goodnight...
Bob Hope (to Lou Costello) - Thanks Lou...say after the main event tonight can I get a ride home from you...got my own saddle and there's a Macintosh apple in it for you...
Lou Costello - No sorry...I only like Red Delicious...(looks stunned again)...
To close out this portion of the night...we see Bud chasing Lou...who in turn is frantically chasing a laughing Bob Hope through the crowd...
Main Event Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Representative" Gavin Q. Volstead vs Matthew Cross - In Lumberjack Match! - If Volstead wins, he gets to ask Jock Samson & Matthew Cross one question while they're both hooked up to his newfangled "Lie Detector Machine" - If Cross wins, Volstead and Sheppard stop harassing both of them forever!
☆ Volstead's Lumberjacks - Senator Cameron S. Sheppard, Agent Dick J. Lahart and "Burly" Bill Taylor!!
☆ Cross's Lumberjacks - Jock Samson, "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon and Dr. Jacob Omen!!
▪ Matthew Cross defeated "Representative" Gavin Q. Volstead via Submission. Volstead submitted to Cross courtesy of Cross's BOW AND ARROW finisher - at approximately the 27 minute mark - and then passed out in the hold.
(Quite simply, the greatest match held so far in The OWF. A near time limit draw that when it was all said and done left Cross's face badly slashed open and Volsteads left eye and jaw badly swollen. With much at stake, these two ripped into each other as though the World Title was on the line. Both sets of Lumberjacks got into the mix as well and often interfered to save they're wrestlers. As Matthew Cross was hit from behind first by a Billy Club and then a 2 × 4, while his Lumberjacks were roughing up Volstead - Hook, Line & Sinker had to contain some members of the crowd who had rolled up their sleeves and started climbing over the wooden ring barriers to come to Cross's defense. Having taken 27 minutes to finally be able to execute his finisher, and knowing there wasn't much time left and this may be it, Matthew Cross trapped Volstead in his finisher and applied all of the effort he had left as was evident by Cross's constricted body and bulging rippling core).
Cross - (+2) ratings points Volstead - (-2) ratings points
Post Match Hooplah !! ---------------------------------------
(After Volstead was revived, all in attendance were absolutely shocked when Cross told our ref Public Enemy Number One that he and Samson still agree to take Volstead's Lie Detector test. Volstead double checked with Sheppard to make sure he still had his senses and had heard that right.
It unfolded as follows - while a bandaged Cross and a very belligerent Samson were hooked up to Volsteads machine, Sheppard asked the question that they both wanted to know from them..."Are either of you members of The Notorious Mountain Men of Appalachia?".
Cross and Samson slowly turned towards each other...smiled...folded their arms and said...No in unison...and per the machine...they weren't lying...Dr. Jacob Omen sat back in his seat...and folded his hands behind his head in triumph...
Senator Cameron S. Sheppard and Representative Gavin Q. Volstead looked as if they had just been hit by a streetcar...as the crowd started breathing again...they all howled in delight!)
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A New Feature - The Inside Scoop:
"...Trust Me..."
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(Just prior to tonight's main event...a discrete conversation occurred over some "root beers" underneath one of the grandstands in Speakeasy Arena...)
Dr. Jacob Omen - Look...I'm telling you...regardless if you win or loose tonight...the only way to get The Legislators off you're backs for good...is to agree to take their one question test...
Matthew Cross (to Jock Samson) - He's right you know...
Jock Samson (to Jacob Omen) - It's just too risky...they can't be that predictable or stupid...
Matthew Cross (to Jock Samson) - ...Yes they can...
Dr. Jacob Omen (to both) - they want to know if you are both members of the Moonshine Men...this will be the one question they want to ask you the most...and on account of...Our...New Organization...we know what the answer is...I know what I'm doing here...Trust Me!...
Jock Samson (angrily thinking...then turns to Cross) - Wipe the floor with him...(as he downs the other half of his "root" beer).
(Dr. Omen looks at Cross with eyes that look for an explanation to Samsons reaction).
Matthew Cross (to Omen with a smile) - That means that he's angry...but agrees to try it you're way...
Extravaganza of Olde 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Coming up next:
An extended - Top Turnbuckle Tribune Number 5
Hope all is good!
Bri.
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