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Post by TTX on Sept 16, 2018 12:35:15 GMT -5
Nice win by Cross and a lot of fun.
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Post by awsomsinger on Sept 16, 2018 18:40:16 GMT -5
This is a great fed, and I'm enjoying seeing Bob Hope and Abbott and Costello. All you need now is the blonde bombshell starlet-type character making appearances there. Since Marilyn Monroe would have been too young, I nominate Jean Harlow.
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Post by Bri on Sept 19, 2018 4:06:41 GMT -5
Nice win by Cross and a lot of fun. Morning TTX! Very happy that you are enjoying the OWF. That match between Volstead and Cross was off the charts great to roll out. I'm having a lot of fun with this fed. The OWF is starting to expand a little. Going to be posting Tribune 5 in a bit. Thanks again man!
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Post by Bri on Sept 19, 2018 4:11:56 GMT -5
This is a great fed, and I'm enjoying seeing Bob Hope and Abbott and Costello. All you need now is the blonde bombshell starlet-type character making appearances there. Since Marilyn Monroe would have been too young, I nominate Jean Harlow. Hey awsomsinger! Thanks very much my friend for those kind words. I really had fun trying to piece together Bud & Lou's act with Hope in the middle of them. Bob Hope will be the special guest referee for Card 6 and Bud & Lou were hired as extra security for it so there paths may cross again there. Jean Harlow - I like your style. Going to definitely give that one some thought. Thanks for your comments and input, much appreciated!
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Post by Bri on Sept 19, 2018 4:22:29 GMT -5
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Olde Wrestling Federation Top Turnbuckle Tribune Upcoming Attractions For Card 5: Speakeasy Arena ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
☆ Opening Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The Sicilian" - Sfregiato vs "Jollyville Jeeper" Jerk!
(One of the newly hired black masked men from Sicily makes his first appearance in The OWF, as he takes on fan favorite and strongman Jerk).
☆ Traveling Medicne Show: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Kickapoo Indian Medicne Company (And Casino) has just pulled into town and has parked it's eight horse drawn wooden wagon just adjacent to the front doors of Speakeasy Arena. In addition to OWF fans making wagers to try their luck on the games of chance inside the wagon-casino, Cheif Walcott Kickapoo himself will be showing the folks how they're various medicines can definitely improve lives.
☆ Featured Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Big" Sue Jackson vs Jock Samson!
(The dastardly big man locks horns with cranky fan favorite and powerhouse in Jock Samson. Rumors are starting to swirl, about a brand new local moonshine company that produces a sweet but very powerful shine that's called "Lights Out", run by three wrestlers on The OWF roster, supposedly Jock Samson, Matthew Cross & Dr. Jacob Omen).
☆ Fortune Telling: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Madam Destiny agrees to read three patrons fortunes in tarot card readings at her small seance table within the confines of the center of the ring.
☆☆ Tag Team Exhibition ☆☆: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The Vaudvillians" - Nicholas Valentino & "Old Timer" Jeff King vs "The Greatest Show on Earth" - "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon & Dr. Jacob Omen - 2 out of 3 Fall Contest.
▪For The OWF World Tag Team Championship !!
(The grappling opportunist Nicholas Valentino and cast iron curmudgeon Jeff King clash with the high flying aerialist star in Louis Lyndon and the voodoo witch doctor of "shuck and jive" Dr. Jacob Omen. Chief Walcott Kickapoo, and of course his faithful squaws - Gladys and Mabel - are giving dead even odds for this one).
☆ Baudy Comedy: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Abbott & Costello discuss strategies for they're upcoming security gig at Card 6...which will be the first ever (up from 16 to now 21) man and woman, over the ringside barrier, barroom brawl, battle royal - to crown The first OWF Bruhaha Champion. Lou assures an anxious Bud that he's got it "all figured out".
☆☆☆ Main Event Exhibition ☆☆☆: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Senator" Cameron S. Sheppard vs Matthew Cross - 2 out of 3 Fall Contest.
▪ For The OWF World Championship !!!
(Judge Hugo Lexington Black's "right hand man", the talented but often unethical Cameron S. Sheppard takes on fan favorite and winner of The OWF's first Lumberjack Match in Matthew Cross. Again the rumor mill mentions that; The Judge himself may be at ringside as a guest of OWF radio announcer Steamboat Willie, but Cross has a back up plan in place - just in case of interference from the Judge).
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Inividual and Tag Team Scoreboard & Bios: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
( +2 ) - (H) Senator Cameron S. Sheppard - One half of the team of "The Lobbying Legislators of an Anti - Saloon Land" and considered by many to be the Judges top crony and right hand man.
( +2 ) - (H) Old Timer Jeff King - a brutally honest, outrageously boastful and cantankerous old school shoot fighter who has already said to Judge Black to just give him the title now.
( +1 ) - (H) Nicholas Valentino - an accomplished technical grappler with a strategy that often involves some unethical methods of; foreign objects, blatant chokes and even bribing the referee.
( -2 ) - (H) Big Sue Jackson - a huge, meanacing bully, a man that is as villainous looking as there could possibly ever be, people absolutely love to hate this gigantic man.
( -2 ) - (H) Burly Bill Taylor - a former bouncer (unadmittedly from the actual speakeasy in town) that will team with Big Sue Jackson in the rough and tough team called Murderers Row.
( -2 ) - (H) Representative Gavin Q. Volstead - The other half of "The Legislators" tag team and the Judges left hand man; without Sheppard and Volstead, the Judge really is...unarmed.)
( -2 ) - (H) Agent Dick J. Lehart - A large detective from the Prohibition Bureau assigned to the OWF to support and back up the Judge's casue. (But secretly, he's spying on all - including the Judge).
( - 2 ) - (H) Judge Hugo Lexington Black - The OWF Commissioner, adamantly determined to rid Ohio of alcohol & is not above actually beating the guilty with his own gavel, even if every now and then he has to sober up first to do so.
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( +2 ) - (F) Matthew Cross - a world renown traveling strongman and a true specimen of endurance and physical fitness, a powerful wrestler and probable favorite to win the title.
( +2 ) - (F) "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon - A high flying Luchador wrestler who's dynamic speed, agility and acrobatic offense often thrills and brings the crowds to their feet - a definite fan favorite.
( +2 ) - (F) The Bearded Lady - Ms. Mary Elizabeth Monroe, all women are tougher than they look and The Bearded Lady is no exception, she is a pioneer & is looking to make a statement.
( +2 ) - (F) Jollyville Jeeper "Clean" - one half of a tag team that often shows off for crowds in attendance prior to their matches via combined feats of strength, Clean really loves all of the female attention.
( +2 ) - (F) Jollyville Jeeper "Jerk" - the other half of the Jeeper tag team, Jerk is by far the driving force behind the Jollyville Jeepers quest to capture the OWF World Tag Team titles.
( -1 ) - (F) Dr. Jacob Omen - A very popular con man who peddles a "Magic Elixir" - cure all for anything that's afflicting you. But, he definitely can wrestle, especially after a hearty swig of his own Elixir.
( -2 ) - (F) Jock Samson - a big fan favorite and rumored to be one of the infamous "Moonshine Men", a group of bootleggers from somewhere deep in the Appalachian Mountain system.
( -2 ) - (F) Marion Fontaine - a converted bare knuckles boxer from the 5 Points section of New York City and former Dead Rabbits gang member, often referred to by the fans as the "Handlebar Haberdasher".
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( +2 ) - (H) The Vaudvillians. (Nicholas Valentino & Old Timer Jeff King)
( +1 ) - (H) Crime & Punnishment. (Judge Hugo Lexington Black & Agent Dick Lehart)
( 0 ) - (H) Murderers Row. (Big Sue Jackson & Burly Bill Taylor)
( - 2 ) - (H) The Lobbying Legislaters of an Anti Saloon Land. (Senator Cameron S. Sheppard & Representative Gavin Q. Volstead).
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( +2 ) - (F) The Greatest Show on Earth. (Felino Blanco Louis Lyndon & Dr. Jacob Omen)
( 0 ) - (F) Jollyville Jeepers. (Jeeper Clean & Jeeper Jerk).
( -1 ) - (F) Trailblazers (Marion Fontaine & Mary Elizabeth Monroe).
( -2 ) - (F) Prohibition (Matthew Cross & Jock Samson)
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New OWF Wrestler Bios: ---------------------------------------------
(H) - Bruno "Baby Face" Moretti - A tough guy from the lean, mean streets of Chicago. A small time gangster with aspirations of becoming a criminal mastermind, one job at a time. Don't let his baby face fool you, this man is no good.
(H) - Dasher Hatfield - An imbalanced die hard baseball fan that was struck with a foul ball in the head off the bat of Rogers Hornsby that somehow, turned him into someone else. He is now a violent bat wielding goon and the sole member of "Baby Face" Moretti's gang.
(H) - The Sicilians - "Sfregiato" - The leader of this black masked tag team known as The Sicilians. A prospective buyer and increasing "business associate" of OWF Owner Coven Black asked him if two of his men could "take it on the lamb" at The OWF. A very dangerous man.
(H) - The Sicilians - "Fortunado" - The second in command of The Sicilians tag team and a trusted advisor to Sfregiato and his interests in Chicago and New York, which is one large family business in both cities.
(F) - Thunderkitty - A strong willed and tenacious woman wrestler who made quite an entrance, outraged by the savage treatment of "The Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe, she came to Monroe's aid and in a fit of rage put Agent Lahart in a SLEEPERHOLD that lifted him off the ground.
(F) - "The Worlds Sweetest Man" - Jervis Cottonbelly - A masked, derby wearing professional wrestler from London England, and family friend of Thunderkitty, who was similarly outraged but by Judge Blacks gavel attack against "The Handlebar Habidasher" Marion Fontaine. Cottonbelly interfered in the same match Thunderkitty did, but in defense of Fontaine, by Suplexing him through a Wooden Table.
(F) - "Kickin" Kimber Lee - A flapper from the city of Brooklyn, who got involved with a bootlegger from Kentucky and are on a whirlwind romance, complete with various odd jobs, practicing a few long cons, bathtub gin making, traveling from town to town and most importantly wrestling, word is spreading that The OWF is the place to be for competition, so here they are.
(F) - Chuck Taylor - A bootlegger and gentleman (basically) from Kentucky who changed Ms. Kimber Lee's life forever, and she him. He's a jack of all trades - and master of a couple, notably as a con-artist and a very capable wrestler. Ms. Lee is the "Bonny" to his "Clyde", with no end in sight.
New Tag Teams: -------------------------------
(H) - The Sicilians (Sfregiato & Fortunado).
(H) - The Legbreakers (Bruno "Baby Face" Moretti & Dasher Hatfield).
(F) - The Sufragists ("The Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe & Thunderkitty).
(F) - Old Fashioned ("The Handlebar Haberdasher" Marion Fontaine & "The World's Sweetest Man" Jervis Cottonbelly.
(Note: The Trailblazers - Fontaine & Monroe amicably and consensually agreed to disband however The Sufragists and Old Fashioned are still very, very tight).
Modifications to Speakeasy Arena: ----------------------------------------------------------
(An eight room hotel is being added on to The Arena as well as two offices, one for Master Inky Scoops and Judge Hugo Lexington Black. Inky needs his, the Judge just want's his)
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Take Care Everybody!
Bri.
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Post by cruefan68 on Sept 22, 2018 9:23:04 GMT -5
Murderer's Row vs. Jollyville Jeepers was awesome. I'm loving the bios and records not to mention the show previews. From Abbott & Costello to the wrestling action the Extravaganza of Olde is the place to be! Wait a minute that is LXG. Oh well, they both can be the place to be
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Post by TTX on Sept 22, 2018 10:25:44 GMT -5
Any fed Bri does rocks. So many fun feds to follow on the boards.
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Post by Bri on Sept 24, 2018 6:26:24 GMT -5
Murderer's Row vs. Jollyville Jeepers was awesome. I'm loving the bios and records not to mention the show previews. From Abbott & Costello to the wrestling action the Extravaganza of Olde is the place to be! Wait a minute that is LXG. Oh well, they both can be the place to be Hey cruefan68! Really appreciate you being in the seats in Speakeasy Arena brother, and you are too kind! And I'm very glad The OWF is worth the read. I'm really trying to put myself in 1929 when I attempt to portray all of the Olde action, I am having such a blast with this fed. One of these days, I am going out there to Ohio to see a real Olde Wrestling Extravaganza up close! The next card, OWF 5 is a biggie. The World Championship Titles are being decided in a pair of 2 out of 3 fall contests. So psyched to see who captures the gold. The Medicne Show, Fortune Telling and Baudy Comedy parts are done, but unfortunately I didn't get the time to roll out the matches. I am hoping to have this card posted on Wed at some point. Much more coming on the horizon my friend, I hope it continues to be worth the read. Huz to the Zah dude!
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Post by Bri on Sept 24, 2018 6:35:26 GMT -5
Any fed Bri does rocks. So many fun feds to follow on the boards. Hey TTX! This post really put the wind in my sails - I really thank you for that. My sincerest hope is that my ramblings are entertaining to some. You're front row seat is always kept roped off for you at Speakeasy Arena. I am beyond psyched to roll out this current card, not only the Title matches but also how Jock Samson and the mysterious masked wrestler Sfregiato makes out in his very first appearance. Just as a preview, Inky Scoops has been continuing to interview attitional prospective wrestlers namely: A tag team from Siberia, Russia. The red masked, chain weilding "Red Scare". And a real wildcat who calls herself "Typhoid Mary". Inky is both frightened and excited of her when he's in her presence. Much more to come from The OWF my friend. And endless thanks for your suport!
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Post by Bri on Sept 26, 2018 11:59:53 GMT -5
Extravaganza of Olde 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Bodacious Bonanza Of Bodyslams!
Brought To You By: ------------------------------------
☆ The Art of Manliness &
☆ The Law Offices of Marx, Marx And Marx.
☆Opening Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The Sicilian" - Sfregiato vs "Jollyville Jeeper" Jerk!
▪ Jollyville Jeeper Jerk defeated The Sicilian Sfregia via Submission. Jerk forced Sfregiato to submit to his JEEPER SQUEEZE at approximately the 3 minute mark.
(This being Sicilian Sfregiato's very first professional bout, Sfegiato was completely overwhelmed and outbrawled by Jollyville Jeeper Jerk. After quite frankly getting his ass handed to him outside the ring, complete with getting hit over the head by a Wooden Chair, Sfregiato fell victim to Jerks powerfull finisher).
Jollyville Jeeper Jerk - (+4) ratings points Sicilian Sfegiato - (-2) ratings points
(After recovering, Sfregiato walked right up to our referee Public Enemy Number One and said a few things to him that made him back away from Sfregiato. Judging by his body language, he seemed terrified. We never saw our original ref Public Enemy Number One again. Inky Scoops hired Bob Hope for the rest of this night to officiate, and to do so until further notice).
☆Traveling Medicne Show: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dr. Jacob Omen - Ladies and Gentlemen...may I introduce to you...a very dear friend of mine...the patriarch of...The Kickapoo Indian Medicne Company...And Casino...Chief Walcott Kickapoo and his faithful squaws...Gladys and Mabel...
(Amidst polite applause, the portly Chief Walcott Kickapoo enters the ring in full indian headdress...as his people...Gladys and Mabel follow...with a suitcase and a stand...Gladys sets up the stand and opens the suitcase as Mabel lights another cigarette...once lit it remains dangling from the side of her mouth...as she holds up signs to accent what Chief Kickapoo proclaims...occassionally the signs are inadvertently held upside down).
Chief Walcott Kickapoo - Dr. Omen my good friend...once again I...and we...thank you...now friends what I am about to tell you about is some of the most astounding...(he speaks for quite sometime about his "wonder oils for whatever ails you"...until he is rudely interrupted:
Agent Dick J. Lahart - Look here..."Chief"...you and you're ladies here...are selling lies for profit!...absolutely none of this is legit....(he walks over to the suitcase full of various multicolored "snake oils" etc)...and Ladies and Gentlemen...I can prove it!
Chief Walcott Kickapoo - Kind sir...be my guest...
Agent Dick J. Lahart - Watch...(takes a vial all the way in the lower right hand of the suitcase...which Chief Kickapoo notices is the deep purple colored one).
Chief Walcott Kickapoo - Please don't try that one!
Agent Dick J. Lahart - Ah Ha!...I knew it...(gulps the entire strange but sweet smelling and tasting liquid from within)...making you nervous...right Chief!....see that Ladies and Gentlemen...I don't feel a thing...do not throw you're money away...only to make this charlatan rich...
(But then something terrible happened...Agent Lahart was suddenly feeling the effects of...a most ferocious form...of laxative...hard at work inside his small and large intestines...it felt like there was a hurricane...inside his bowels...so he did what he had to do):
(After first clenching up...his buttocks as much as possible...and instinctively starting to stand up...on his toes...with as much dignity as he could...he took tiny steps...and waddled...like an emperor penguin to the ropes...to try to escape...terrified of lifting a leg...to try to climb over the second rope...he fell onto the canvas side first...and then slowly...and meticulously rolled out of the ring...and did not unclench until he was inside the woods...about 500 feet from the arena...it took him 20 minutes to get there...Agent Dick J Lehart never questioned Chief Kickapoo's medicines again)
☆Featured Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Big" Sue Jackson vs Jock Samson!
▪ "Big" Sue Jackson defeated Jock Samson via Pinfall. Jackson pinned Samson courtesy of his CLOSE SHAVE finisher - A Forward Falling Spinebuster at approximately the 6 minute mark.
(Not a match of finesse at all as these two tossed and pummeled each other both inside and outside the ring. As Jackson and Samson both took turns blasting each other over the head with Wooden Chairs outside the ring, Referee Hope shouted out to the brawlers, "I'll be in here fellas when you need me". After getting the best of Jackson via a 2 count after executing his .38 Special - A Viscious Lariat, Samson was soon caught off guard by Jacksons finisher, scoring him a near fall. Jackson's second finisher sealed the deal).
Big Sue Jackson - (0) ratings points Jock Samson - (-4) ratings points
☆ Fortune Telling: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Madam Destiny offers to read three patrons fortunes in tarot card readings at her small seance table within the confines of the center of the ring. Only two however braved the spotlight. The results of which were as per the following for the individuals listed:
1. Ms. Samantha Le Strange: --------------------------------------------------- A young and haunting dark-haired raven beauty, said she was from Nova Scotia, but may have lied. Madam Destiny told her that she is destined for a wicked existence in this world, which will be directly caused by her thrill seeking nature. When Samantha asked Madam Destiny how long will she live, Madam Destiny couldn't determine the answer. Satisfying her own curoisity, Madam Destiny asked to see Samantha's palm in order to witness the length of her life line. What Madam Destiny saw made the hairs on her arm stand up, Ms. Le Strange's life line extended up her forearm and stopped where her bicep began.
(Note: Ms. Samantha Le Strange in the future will become the mistress of a very powerful diplomat who lives in the Austrian Alps, a man by the name of Necros, and she will be embraced by him and become the first vampiress that he ever sired. From that point on, she will assume the name of "Sinful").
2. Mr. Oliver Roberts: --------------------------------------
When Madam Destiny asked Mr. Roberts what he used to do for a living, he simply said that he was "in banking". Madam Destiny said that he used to live a tumultuous life and was in the spotlight at a very early age. She also went on to say that although he is retired from banking, he lives with a secret that he is very torn about and will not be at rest with until he confronts it. Madam Destiny told him that confronting and facing this truth, will ultimately set you free from your heavy burdens.
(Note: In 1948, the now 89 year old, Mr. Roberts finally decides to embrace the situation Madam Destiny spoke of 19 years prior, that has haunted him for so many years, in order to once and for all...for good or bad...to alleviate his guilt...he approached the New Mexico State authorities and made his confessions...what he told them ultimately...was never proved...nor disproved...and as a result...Mr. Oliver Roberts...aka William H. Bonney...aka Billy The Kid...soon passed away quietly in his bed...finally and unequivocally...at peace...)
(In order to really get the very first detective he spoke too's attention...so he could confess his story and crimes...he said something that he hadn't said to anyone in many many moons...he said to him...I'll make you famous...)
☆☆ Tag Team Exhibition ☆☆: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The Vaudvillians" - Nicholas Valentino & "Old Timer" Jeff King vs "The Greatest Show on Earth" - "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon & Dr. Jacob Omen - 2 out of 3 Fall Contest.
▪For The OWF World Tag Team Championship !!
▪ "The Greatest Show on Earth" - "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon & Dr. Jacob Omen defeated "The Vaudvillians" - Nicholas Valentino & "Old Timer" Jeff King - 2 falls to 1 - to win The OWF World Tag Team Championship at approximately the 27 minute mark!!
☆☆☆ First Fall: Dr. Jacob Omen submitted to Old Timer Jeff King's BEAR HUG finisher at approximately the 12 minute mark.
(The offensive assault vs the defensive heart of Jeff King and Dr. Omen respectively kept everyone in attendance on their feet throughout. Both were not letting either tag out, and showing championship efforts on both fronts, however King eventually wore down Omen with his BEAR HUG while Valentino tripped up Lyndon before he could interfere).
☆☆☆ Second Fall: Felino Blanco Louis Lyndon defeated Nicholas Valentino courtesy of his CROSSBODY SPLASH at approximately the 21 minute mark.
(Once again, neither team allowed each other to tag out, as tention continued to mount as these unfatigued wrestlers tore into each other while the still standing crowd started yelling out loud and proud in favor of The Greatest Show on Earth. Nicholas Valentino gained the upperhand until Louis Lyndon executed a comeback split second Sunset Flip off the ropes that knocked Valentino's equilibrium out of whack. As Dr. Omen raised a fist in victory, Louis Lyndon mounted the ropes for his finisher...)
☆☆☆ Final Fall: Felino Blanco Louis Lyndon defeated Old Timer Jeff King courtesy of his CROSSBODY SPLASH at approximately the 21 minute mark!
(Just prior to the third starting bell, both teams quickly discussed strategy as the crowd was still on their feet, yelling and now starting to stomp their feet. King started for his side as did Lyndon, but not before Omen whispered one final piece of strategy tho Lyndon. And when Lyndon's superior speed and agility along with better endurance at the moment got King at a disadvantage, the strategy worked like a charm. Lyndon executed his CROSSBODY SPLASH against King after he got a running start, got a foot hold between Omens intertwined hands, and as Lyndon jumped, Omen lifted, propelling him 15 feet high into the air for the titles as the arena exploded in excitement).
(World Champions) - The Greatest Show on Earth - (+4) ratings points The Vaudvillians - (0) ratings points
☆ Baudy Comedy: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bud Abbott - Alright Lou...Now You've Done It...how are we gonna get through the OWF Bruhaha Championship match as security?
Lou Costello - Not a thing to worry about...I got it all figured out...(with that...Lou slides out of the ring and reaches underneath the ring pulling out a large black trunk...Lou asks the regular OWF security Hook, Line and Sinker to give him a hand bringing it into the ring...right next to Bud).
Bud Abbott - Now what in the world is that?
Lou Costello - A trunk full of strategy...I won some of this during a crap game last night...and the rest I bummed from my pal Harpo...
Bud Abbott - Harpo?...(snaps his fingers as he remembers)...Wait a minute...You mean Harpo Marx?...The Nut?
Lou Costello - He's not a nut...
Bud Abbott - Oh Yeah...Sez Who?
Lou Costello - Groucho Sez Who...Smart Guy...I already asked him if Harpo is a nut and he told me that he's not a nut...and also he said...that technically...he's a fig newton...
Bud Abbott (shaking his head) - Look...Never Mind That Now...What's Inside This Thing?...
Lou Costello - The Judge has a Gavel Right?
Bud Abbott - Yeah...So What About It?
Lou Costello - Ours are bigger than his!...(With that...Lou produces from the trunk a 4 foot long two handed wooden mallet...with two hammerheads).
Bud Abbott - Say...Now You're Talking...Is There One In There For Me....
Lou Costello (drops his "Gavel" in excitement) - Yep...there's one here for you too...
Bud Abbott (brandishing his new "Gavel") - I feel much better now...but if you have a plan B...then you'd really impress me...
Lou Costello (now wearing a derby hat that says "Security" on it...and he hands a hat to Bud) - Yep...(drops his "Gavel" again and starts rumaging through the bottom of the trunk)...
Bud Abbott - Now Take It Easy...Don't Get Excited...
Lou Costello (now holding up a black cannonball with a six inch whiite rope fuse) - This was Harpo's idea...
Bud Abbott - Are You Out Of Your Mind!...You Can't Blow Up Wrestlers!...Wrestlers Aren't Animals!...
Lou Costello - Oh Yeah?...Have You Ever Eaten With One?...
Bud Abbott - Will You Talk Sense...If We Use Bombs To Maintain Security...They'll Put Us Away...
Lou Costello - But These Only Blow Up A Little...
Bud Abbott - That's It...I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick That Night Too...
Lou Costello - Wait...You didn't have the purple stuff did you?...Bud this is bad...Lahart is still out in the woods...
But Abbott - Certainly Not!...
Lou Costello - Don't Worry Then...We'll Have A Nurse On Hand...Oh Nurse?...
(With that...our own Ms. Wae Mest climbed into the ring wearing a very short and snug nurses uniform...she is met by Bud Abbott...who gentlemanly rushes over to hold open the ropes so she can climb into the ring...wearing a smile that wraps around his head).
Lou Costello - It's O.K. Folks...I Think He's Making A Full Recovery...
But Abbott - It's A Miracle...I Haven't Felt This Good In Years...
☆☆☆ Main Event Exhibition ☆☆☆: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Senator" Cameron S. Sheppard vs Matthew Cross - 2 out of 3 Fall Contest.
▪ For The OWF World Championship !!!
▪ Matthew Cross defeated Senator Cameron S. Sheppard - 2 Falls to None - To become The OWF World Champion!!! - At approximately the 12 minute mark.
☆☆☆ First Fall: Matthew Cross pinned Cameron S. Sheppard courtesy of his Press Slam at approximately the 9 minute mark.
(As the cheering, clapping and stomping OWF fans were now at their loudest of the evening, this first fall, was one hell of an event. After; being cracked in the head with a Wooden Chair, having his head slammed violently into the Wooden radio announcers table, and just barely surviving falls from a Running Face Driver & SENATE SEAT - An Electric Chair Slam from Sheppard, Cross rebounds with his BOW AND ARROW and then reverses a rear waistlock into a Press Slam that seemed to shake the entire arena for the win. Judge Hugo Lexington Black at the radio announcers table was watching the match closely, but wasn't happy. The Judge was also being watched, but he didn't know it).
☆☆☆ Second Fall: Matthew Cross defeated Cameron S. Sheppard courtesy of his Airplane Spin at approximately the 12 minute mark.
(Once again, the now bloodied, Matthew Cross found himself on the ropes against Sheppard's brawling offenses, and once again Cross came back. Sensing that Sheppard may soon be on the losing end of this contest, The Judge stood up and started to make his way towards the ring to interfere, when he was stopped dead in his tracks by a stunning blonde haired actress who said she was The Judges biggest fan and the president of his fan club...
As the hypnotized Judge was busy signing an autograph for the blonde haired actress, (18 year old Jean Harlow), complete with his phone number, Matthew Cross reversed Sheppards Powerslam into his Airplane Spin for the three count victory of his second fall...The Judge pinched an absolute fit, Jean Harlow and Matthew Cross winked at each other, and the crowd all lept over the barriers and carried around and jumped around with Matthew Cross and his OWF World Championship Title Belt held high above his head as all celebrated the victory with him yelling HUZZAH HUZZAH HUZZAH!!!).
(World Champion) Matthew Cross - (+4) ratings points Cameron S. Sheppard - (0) ratings points
Extravaganza of Olde 5 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Coming up next:
An extended - Top Turnbuckle Tribune Number 6 - with a preview of the lone match on the card:
21 men and wromen compete in an over the ring barrier, barroom brawl, battle royal.
For The OWF Bruhaha Championship Title!
Hope all is good!
Bri.
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