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Post by Bri on Oct 15, 2019 11:29:26 GMT -5
Looking forward to the action, Bri. This is one of my favorite feds out there. Hey TTX! Many thanks for those kind words bro. I'm glad that it's turning into something fun. Just about ready to post the results of OWE - 5 (with hints as to what's on the next Top Turnbuckle Tribune). More to follow. Thanks Troy!
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Post by Bri on Oct 15, 2019 11:34:14 GMT -5
Disappointed that Cross lost the title so quickly, but I thought he presented a valiant effort against the chicanery he found himself up against. Hey Mad Kanter! That makes two of us my friend. And totally agree - Cross withstood two slashings by foreign objects, his head cracked into the wooden announcers table plus a wooden chair shot over the head. All of that and the ref's blind eye! Chicanery - awesome word for it. Going to be posting the results of OWE - 5 next. HUZZAH amigo!
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Post by Bri on Oct 15, 2019 11:43:05 GMT -5
Olde Wrestling Exhibitions - 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Old Red Barn on the Outskirts of The Small Town of Speakeasy, Ohio - 1920's Commissioner - William H Taft
Six Exhibitions tonight - Including a OWE World Tag Team Championship Exhibition - as our Main Event for the evening!
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"The Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe defeated Judge Hugo Lexington Black via Pinfall. Monroe pinned Black with a Most Demomstrative DDT at the 2:00 minute mark.
Agent Dick. J Lahart defeated "The Worlds Sweetest Man" Jervis Cottonbelly via Cheap Pinfall. Lahart pinned Cottonbelly with his Powerslam And Tights at the 1:30 minute mark.
Dr. Jacob Omen defeated "Old Timer" Jeff King via Amusing Pinfall. Omen pinned King with a Magic Elixir Aided Body Slam at the 1:30 minute mark.
"Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon defeated "Burly" Bill Taylor via Show Stopping Pinfall. Lyndon pinned Jackson with his High Altitude CROSSBODY SPLASH finisher at the 6:00 minute mark.
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The six man team of "The Jollyville Jeepers" - Clean & Jerk with Jock Samson defeated the six man team of "The Lobbying Legislators of an Anti Saloon Land" and Nicholas Valentino 2 Falls To None:
▪ 1st Fall - Jock Samson defeated Nicholas Valentino via Pinfall. Samson pinned Valentino with his Crippling PILEDRIVER finisher as The Jollyville Jeepers Simultaneously Dropkicked The Lobbying Legislators before they could interfere at the 16:30 minute mark.
▪ 2nd Fall - Jollyville Jeeper Jerk defeated Nicholas Valentino via Submission. Valentino submitted to Jerk's punnishing JEEPER SQUEEZE finisher as Clean and Samson Double Clotheslined The Lobbying Legislators to assure final victory at the 22:00 minute mark.
▪ Jollyville Jeepers are now Number One Contenders For The OWE World Tag Team Championship!!
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OWE World Tag Team Champions - The Old Fashioned (c) - "The Handlebar Habidasher" Marion Fontaine & Matthew Cross defeated "Murderer's Row" - "Big" Sue Jackson & Bruno "Baby Face" Moretti via Vulgar Disqualification. Moretti was disqualified for Hitting Cross In The Back Of The Head With His Baseball Bat at the 2:00 minute mark.
☆ The Old Fashioned - "The Handlebar Habidasher" Marion Fontaine & Matthew Cross have successfully retained The OWE World Tag Team Championship - A Successful Version Two Title Defense!!
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Coming up - Our Very Own Bob The Barker Presents - The Next Top Turnbuckle Tribune - Containing:
☆ Match Announcements For Olde Wrestling Exhibitions - 6
☆ New OWE Assistant Commissioner Inky Scoops announces upcoming method of determining The Very First - Brouhaha Champion and terms of defending it!!
☆ During The Post Match Fallout After Tonight's Six Man Tag Team Exhibition - Representative Gavin Q. Volstead's OWE World Championship Title Belt Was Physically Stolen! (During The Time The Lobbying Legislators of an Anti Saloon Land blamed Nicholas Valentino for they're Number One Contender Exhibition loss with they're fists!!)
☆ During Radio Press Conference OWE World Champion Representative Gavin Q. Volstead has an answer to the publics opinion that he just doesn't deserve to be OWE World Champion!!
☆ Judge Hugo Lexington Black files a grievance against The OWE for the theft of Volstead's OWE World Championship Title - blaming former World Champion Matthew Cross for the dissapearance and OWE Commissioner Taft response!!
HUZZAH!!
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Post by Mad Kanter on Oct 15, 2019 11:57:12 GMT -5
I have found throughout my life that you don't tussle with a lady with a beard. Looks like The Judge found that out first hand as well. Happy to see The Handlebars handled Murderer's Row.
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Post by TTX on Oct 15, 2019 13:07:58 GMT -5
Painful finish in the main event. Great action overall.
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Post by awsomsinger on Oct 15, 2019 17:53:31 GMT -5
Hey Bri, I'm digging the reboot of Olde Wrestling. Makes me want to wash and wax the Model T (only Simoniz, of course), get a new suit and hat, and come on down.
I've seen that old red barn about halfway between Dayton and Cincinnati. It's near the casino (shhhh, no one's supposed to know about the casino).
Don't be a schmoe or a schmuck, come on down to OWE. Take the Dixie Highway out of Dayton or Cincinnati, follow the signs to the "club" (mum's the word) and you'll see the old red barn across the road.
See you there!
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Post by Bri on Oct 16, 2019 7:49:19 GMT -5
I have found throughout my life that you don't tussle with a lady with a beard. Looks like The Judge found that out first hand as well. Happy to see The Handlebars handled Murderer's Row. Mornin Mad Kanter! Very wise words indeed my friend and The Judge didn't stand a chance at all in this one lol. Yep - The Old Fashioned have two title defenses now and The Jollyville Jeepers are next in line to face them on OWE - 7. Going to be posting the next Top Turnbuckle Tribune in a few. Stoked that you are a part of this experience man!
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Post by Bri on Oct 16, 2019 7:55:20 GMT -5
Painful finish in the main event. Great action overall. Mornin TTX! It's not easy being Matthew Cross lately that's for sure. But very glad you are getting you're three bits worth! I'm looking forward to the crowning of the OWE Brouhaha Title - here's to hoping that the exhibitions are fun. Thanks as always for the support!
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Post by Bri on Oct 16, 2019 8:03:18 GMT -5
Hey Bri, I'm digging the reboot of Olde Wrestling. Makes me want to wash and wax the Model T (only Simoniz, of course), get a new suit and hat, and come on down. I've seen that old red barn about halfway between Dayton and Cincinnati. It's near the casino (shhhh, no one's supposed to know about the casino). Don't be a schmoe or a schmuck, come on down to OWE. Take the Dixie Highway out of Dayton or Cincinnati, follow the signs to the "club" (mum's the word) and you'll see the old red barn across the road. See you there! Hey awsomsinger! Very very cool post here and I have to admit - that's exactly where the town of Speakeasy is. As far as that casino goes - I didn't see a thing 😊 Although - according to the next Top Turnbuckle Tribune - an interesting little wagon has now put down roots behind the barn. Totally digging that your digging this! Thanks man.
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Post by Bri on Oct 16, 2019 9:19:14 GMT -5
Top Turnbuckle Tribune: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This Coming Friday Night! Our Very First Extravaganza! Nine Olde Wrestling Exhibition Bouts on Olde Wrestling Exhibitions - 6
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Hot off The Presses - These Just In!: -------------------------------------------------------------------
New OWE Assistant Commissioner Master Inky Scoops has proclaimed that The OWE Secondary Title - The Brouhaha Championship will be determined via a seven exhibition tournament - where anything goes! Once the champion has been determined, this title will always be defended under Brouhaha Rules and contrary to The OWE World Championship Title, it can be lost via a Count Out decision!
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A $500.00 reward has now been offered for any information leading to the recovery of The OWE World Championship Title Belt. Please see OWE Commissioner William H. Taft directly!
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The OWE Radio And Arena Announcing Team interviewed current OWE World Champion Representative Gavin Q. Volstead and his boss Judge Hugo Lexington Black telling them that quite frankly, the OWE faithful do not believe that Volstead deserves to be World Champion due to the shoddy officiating that occurred when he faced former World Champion Matthew Cross.
The Judge and Volstead repeated their claims that they had absolutely nothing to do with the officiating of the last World Championship Title Match and at the end of the exhibition, Volstead's arm was the one that was raised in victory. The wrestler that doesn't deserve anything at all is the one that they believe orchestrated the theft of Volstead's OWE World Title Belt, one Matthew Cross.
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Responding to Judge Hugo Lexington Black's grievance and allegation that Matthew Cross did in fact steal The OWE World Championship Title Belt, OWE Commissioner William H. Taft's immediate response was "Poppycock"!!
William H. Taft - Matthew Cross was being attended to by our medical team during the time of theft...as well as acting as kissing practice for our new Kissing Booth Attendant Thunderkitty...I don't know who stole the World Title Belt...but it was anybody...but him...But what I do know is...if this title belt has not been found by the time of Volstead's next title defense...then The World Championship will be declared vacant...so...to The Judge and his crew I say...stop complaining and start finding!...in the meantime...Volstead's next exhibition on OWE 6 will be...a non title match...and a very dignified one...
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1. Jollyville Jeeper Clean vs OWE World Champion Representative Gavin Q. Volstead (c)
☆ Note - Non Title Match (On Account Of The OWE World Championship Title Belt Is Still Missing)
☆ Due To Extreme Animosity Between These Respective Tag Teams and The Fact That Commissioner Taft Is Annoyed - The Loser Gets Tarred And Feathered!!
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2. Eight Man (and Woman) Battle Royal:
The Participants - Senator Cameron S. Sheppard, Dr. Jacob Omen, "Old Timer" Jeff King, "Big" Sue Jackson, "The Worlds Sweetest Man" Jervis Cottonbelly, "The Handlebar Habudasher" Marion Fontaine, "The Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe & Matthew Cross
☆ Winner To Receive $500.00, A Moustache and Beard Maintenance Kit and a free pint of Chief Walcott Kickapoo's Snake Oil and Hair Growth Remedy!
☆ Note: Chief Kickapoo Swears His Product Always Works And There Are Hardly Any Side Effects At All!
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3 - 9. Eight Man Brouhaha Championship Tournament - Seven Raucous Exhibitions In One Evening To Determine The Very First OWE Brouhaha Championship - The Participants:
Agent Dick J. Lahart, Nicholas Valentino, Judge Hugo Lexington Black, Bruno "Baby Face" Moretti, Jollyville Jeeper Jerk, "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon, "Burly" Bill Taylor & Jock Samson
☆ For The Inaugural OWE Brouhaha Championship Title Belt!
☆ Note: This Is A OWE Secondary Title.
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☆ A Bodacious Bonanza of Bodyslams!!
☆ A Full Evening of Action - Due To The Stock Market Crash - Now Only Two Bits!!
☆ One Free Coffee and Sinker per person for all who attend!!
☆ Please stop by our Concessions Stand for all sorts of wholesome goodies!! (Please ask for Rory O'Henry McHenry for the Special Root Beer or Dr. Jacob Omen's Very Special Flu Remedy).
☆ Please stop by to meet our new Kissing Booth Attendant - Thunderkitty!! Hold Onto Your Hats!!
☆ In between the exhibitions - try your luck at Chief Walcott Kickapoo's Traveling Charms, Oils and Covered Roulette Cart - permanently parked just behind Our Big Ole Red Barn!!
☆ We thank you all OWE Faithful!! - because of you - business is a booming - and as a result - some new wrestlers will be soon joining our roster!!
☆ We hope to see you there!! - Bob The Barker - For Master Inky Scoops - Assistant Commissioner
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HUZZAH!!
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