Post by swarm on Feb 19, 2008 18:02:08 GMT -5
(Ripped from TGBITG for whoever may have yet to see them)
Great news fans! Saint Bernard, Varsity and Sabre HAVE BEEN MAILED! Soon you'll have the entire MAJORITY RULES GWFZ super group in your mailbox!
Instead of mailing out descriptions for the cards I've decided to post them here and sticky them. I figure everyone who ordered them is online anyways so save the trees etc...etc...
MAJORITY RULES
SAINT BERNARD
A half man half Saint Bernard Ani-Man Priest Saint Bernard is the leader and founder of MAJORITY RULES! Saint Bernard comes to the GWFZ on a mission - to rid the galaxy of hardcore "sinners" and "restore peace" to the Galaxy's wrestling rings!
With him he brings two of his most loyal and dangerous followers, Varsity and Sabre The Moral Majority! Rumor is Varsity and Sabre are "Christians" but as of now this is just gossip...this may however further explain their ties to Saint Bernard...
Hardcore GWFZ main stays like Morbid and Sledgend are going to have their hands full with Saint Bernard! His Hardcore Baptism is more humiliating than it is damaging. When the opponent is down Saint Bernard drags his foe into the corner of the ring and dunks the opponents head into a huge doggy dish he brings to ringside! RESCUE MISSION is where Saint Bernard climbs the second rope, makes a cross motion over the opponent with his paw, before leaping into the air delivering flying knee drop!
His finisher, CLOTHESLINE FROM DOGGY HEAVEN is an all but Heavenly Lariat Clothesline off the ropes!
VARSITY
Varsity enters the GWFZ as one half of the inter-gender tag team The Moral Majority along with Sabre. Legends of the underground scene, Moral Majority join Saint Bernard in the GWFZ where their message against "Garbage Wrestling" and for "old fashioned values and scientific wrestling" can be on display in the spotlight for the entire galaxy!
Varsity also poses a serious threat as a singles competitor in the GWFZ! Varsity Club is a flying elbow smash off the ropes, P.C.D (short for Politically Correct Driver) is an over the shoulder suplex turned into a brain buster, and his finisher HALO is a perfectly executed towering moonsault performed from the top turnbuckle.
SABRE
A former ROTC student on Earth, the gorgeous and deadly Sabre is a master of the Martial Arts and hails from Earth.
What makes Sabre even more distinct from other female wrestlers across the galaxy is her eagerness and willingness to mix it up with the boys. Stepping into the ring vs. male fighters along with Varsity as The Moral Majority, Sabre brings a unique tag team specialists move set to the GWFZ.
MAJORITY RULES is a tag team move where Varsity slingshots Sabre into the opponent and she delivers a pin point spear!
SENSITIVITY TRAINING is another tag finisher by Moral Majority and best displays Sabre's extra intensity vs. men. The move begins with a Varsity Boston Crab and ends with a vicious kick to the opponents lower abs by Sabre! When in the ring vs. men Sabre will often purposely miss her target and catch her male foe in the you know what area! When Sabre pulls this stunt she may be disqualified...
When not finishing the opponent along with Varsity, Sabre takes her opponents out with LIGHTNING SABRE, a spinning tilt a whirl DDT off the ropes.
Hope everyone who ordered them loves them! For anyone who still may want them just PM me!
Swarm
Great news fans! Saint Bernard, Varsity and Sabre HAVE BEEN MAILED! Soon you'll have the entire MAJORITY RULES GWFZ super group in your mailbox!
Instead of mailing out descriptions for the cards I've decided to post them here and sticky them. I figure everyone who ordered them is online anyways so save the trees etc...etc...
MAJORITY RULES
SAINT BERNARD
A half man half Saint Bernard Ani-Man Priest Saint Bernard is the leader and founder of MAJORITY RULES! Saint Bernard comes to the GWFZ on a mission - to rid the galaxy of hardcore "sinners" and "restore peace" to the Galaxy's wrestling rings!
With him he brings two of his most loyal and dangerous followers, Varsity and Sabre The Moral Majority! Rumor is Varsity and Sabre are "Christians" but as of now this is just gossip...this may however further explain their ties to Saint Bernard...
Hardcore GWFZ main stays like Morbid and Sledgend are going to have their hands full with Saint Bernard! His Hardcore Baptism is more humiliating than it is damaging. When the opponent is down Saint Bernard drags his foe into the corner of the ring and dunks the opponents head into a huge doggy dish he brings to ringside! RESCUE MISSION is where Saint Bernard climbs the second rope, makes a cross motion over the opponent with his paw, before leaping into the air delivering flying knee drop!
His finisher, CLOTHESLINE FROM DOGGY HEAVEN is an all but Heavenly Lariat Clothesline off the ropes!
VARSITY
Varsity enters the GWFZ as one half of the inter-gender tag team The Moral Majority along with Sabre. Legends of the underground scene, Moral Majority join Saint Bernard in the GWFZ where their message against "Garbage Wrestling" and for "old fashioned values and scientific wrestling" can be on display in the spotlight for the entire galaxy!
Varsity also poses a serious threat as a singles competitor in the GWFZ! Varsity Club is a flying elbow smash off the ropes, P.C.D (short for Politically Correct Driver) is an over the shoulder suplex turned into a brain buster, and his finisher HALO is a perfectly executed towering moonsault performed from the top turnbuckle.
SABRE
A former ROTC student on Earth, the gorgeous and deadly Sabre is a master of the Martial Arts and hails from Earth.
What makes Sabre even more distinct from other female wrestlers across the galaxy is her eagerness and willingness to mix it up with the boys. Stepping into the ring vs. male fighters along with Varsity as The Moral Majority, Sabre brings a unique tag team specialists move set to the GWFZ.
MAJORITY RULES is a tag team move where Varsity slingshots Sabre into the opponent and she delivers a pin point spear!
SENSITIVITY TRAINING is another tag finisher by Moral Majority and best displays Sabre's extra intensity vs. men. The move begins with a Varsity Boston Crab and ends with a vicious kick to the opponents lower abs by Sabre! When in the ring vs. men Sabre will often purposely miss her target and catch her male foe in the you know what area! When Sabre pulls this stunt she may be disqualified...
When not finishing the opponent along with Varsity, Sabre takes her opponents out with LIGHTNING SABRE, a spinning tilt a whirl DDT off the ropes.
Hope everyone who ordered them loves them! For anyone who still may want them just PM me!
Swarm
..... 
