Heartland Championship Wrestling proudly presents:May 25, 2019
Gold Coast Hotel and Casino
Las Vegas, Nevada The show opens with EPICDAVE in the center of the ring in the Gold Coast Casino. EpicDave is dressed in a tuxedo, with long-legged showgirls on either arm. The fans cheer as EpicDave joins the ladies in an impromptu kick line before he takes the microphone to open the show.EpicDave: Hey, fans! Welcome to Las Vegas! Thank you for joining us for tonight's presentation of
Heartland Havoc XCII: Running On Empty. It's a huge night for wrestling here in the City Of Lights- and it's all about Heartland Championship Wrestling! We have championship matches galore here tonight, fans- including a highly anticipated Main Event for the
NWA Heavyweight Championship. The
'MACHO MAN' RANDY SAVAGE is here in Vegas tonight to defend his title against the legendary
'NATURE BOY' RIC FLAIR. Plus, the
Queen Of The Indies Championship and the
Ring Of Honor Heavyweight Championship are on the line. And we're going to kick things off with the Heartland's first-ever
Tag Team Gauntlet Match, with the winning team receiving a shot at the Heartland Ladies' Tag Team Championship. It's going to be an Epic night here in Las Vegas tonight, fans- so relax, grab yourself a cold one, and enjoy the show!
Heartland Ladies Tag Team Gauntlet MatchTHE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE vs. FLY HIGH WDSS vs. THE KILLER DEATH MACHINES vs. PRETTY BITCHIN'First Match:
FLY HIGH WDSS (MIA YIM** & KAY LEE RAY) defeated THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (VELVET SKY & MADISON RAYNE***) when Mia pinned Madison with a Package PiledriverSecond Match:
FLY HIGH WDSS (MIA YIM* & KAY LEE RAY) defeated PRETTY BITCHIN' (NIKKI ROXX & ARIEL*****) when Kay Lee pinned Ariel with a Swanton BombThird Match:
THE KILLER DEATH MACHINES (JESSICKA HAVOK* & NEVAEH) defeated FLY HIGH WDSS (MIA YIM**** & KAY LEE RAY**) when Jessicka pinned Kay Lee after a Triple Kick ComboWINNERS: THE KILLER DEATH MACHINESEpicDave: Congratulations to the
KILLER DEATH MACHINES! They are your winners in the Gauntlet Match and the new Number One Contenders for the tag team titles. They will have a tough task ahead if they are going to take the belts off of
NICOLE SAVOY & SHAYNA BASZLER. I also gotta give props to the Fly High WDSS team of Kay Lee and Mia- they started at the back of the gauntlet and nearly won it!
Grudge Match: No DisqualificationJIMMY 'SUPERFLY' SNUKA vs. MICHAEL 'P.S.' HAYESThe fans were solidly behind Snuka from the start, and Jimmy launched a full-scale attack against his Freebird foe. Somehow, Hayes survived the onslaught and took the fight to the arena floor. Hayes went under the ring and pulled out a baseball bat, which he slammed into the rib cage of Snuka! Snuka collapsed to the ground, and Hayes triumphantly covered Snuka for the win.
WINNER: MICHAEL 'P.S.' HAYESEpicDave: No way! I suppose I shouldn't be surprised- after all the hostilities between Snuka and Hayes, Michael uses a foreign object to score the win in this pay-per-view match. That was a nasty shot! Snuka is still holding those ribs and he is going to need help to get back to the locker room. We'll never hear the end of this one from Hayes and his loudmoth friends. All right, fans- next up, our first championship match of the night!
Ring Of Honor Heavyweight ChampionshipMOOSE (c) vs. SILAS YOUNGChampion and challenger battled for over 30 minutes and a combined 15 fatigue tokens! Silas came out quickly, taking Moose to the limits with a flurry of Last Real Man Lariats which nearly finished him off! Moose recovered and took the match out of the ring, countering with clotheslines of his own until both men were beaten and weary. Action returned to the ring, where Moose drilled Silas with a spear! Silas looked beaten, but slid his right foot over the ropes to interrupt the pin attempt. Silas staggered to his feet, and Moose finally let loose with a crushing Spear and made the cover for the three count.
WINNER: MOOSE
MOOSE RETAINS THE RING OF HONOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIPEpicDave: What a match! Congratulations to Moose for winning an absolute slobberknocker! Silas Young very nearly won the title on several occasions during that match- but Moose did what he does and came away with the victory. That may be a Match Of The Year candidate- and we're just getting started tonight! Are you ready for another championship match? Because the Queen Of The Indies is here and she is ready to take it to the mat. And fans- this match will be HUGE on a number of levels- for the first time ever, the remainder of tonight's pay-per-view will be streamed live on YouTube!
Heartland on YouTubeQueen Of The Indies ChampionshipSARAYA KNIGHT (c) vs. ALLYSIN KAYAnother championship donnybrook! Saraya and Allysin traded chops, eye gouges, and plenty of action on the arena floor. Saraya survived some hard hits from her challenger, and tied up Allysin in some nasty submission holds. Allysin refused to tap out to multiple predicaments and slumped to the corner. Saraya nailed Allysin in the corner with a dropkick against the turnbuckle to finally achieve the victory.
WINNER: SARAYA KNIGHT
SARAYA KNIGHT RETAINS THE QUEEN OF THE INDIES CHAMPIONSHIPEpicDave: These ladies beat the stuffings out of each other! Saraya Knight deserves all the credit in the world for this victory- she earned tonight's win the hard way! Allysin Kay is one bad lady, and she gave Saraya a serious run for her money tonight.
NWA Tag Team Championship: #1 Contender's MatchTHE ROAD WARRIORS vs. THE ROCK 'N ROLL EXPRESSThe Road Warriors were never really threatened in this match. The Rock 'N Rolls hit some fast-break moves and kept a high pace with frequent tabs, but the powerful Roadies took control when Hawk dumped Ricky with a Gorilla Press Slam. Ricky managed a desperation tag to Robert, but the Warriors demolished Robert and finished him off in style with a Doomsday Device.
WINNERS: THE ROAD WARRIORSEpicDave: Awesome destruction! The Road Warriors just took the Rock 'N Rolls out to the woodshed for an old-fashioned beat-down. The Warriors have earned a title match against the NWA Tag Team Champions,
THE STEINER BROTHERS. What an epic showdown that will be! Okay, Vegas- are you ready for the Main Event?
Main Event: NWA Heavyweight ChampionshipRANDY 'MACHO MAN' SAVAGE (c) vs. 'NATURE BOY' RIC FLAIRTwo storied rivals went to war for a coveted championship! Savage brought the heat, but Flair blistered the champion with thunderous chops, leaving Savage weakened and gasping. Flair locked on the Figure-4, but with the encouragement of
MISS ELIZABETH at ringside, Savage clawed his way to the ropes to force the break. With Elizabeth squealing, Macho Man exploded onto Flair with a series of right hands, then floored the Nature Boy with a flying double axe handle! Flair went down, and the fans exploded as Macho Man went to the top rope. WIth the arena in hysterics, Macho Man flew from the top rope and nailed Flair with the Flying Elbow Drop for the pin!
WINNER: RANDY 'MACHO MAN' SAVAGE
RANDY SAVAGE RETAINS THE NWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIPEpicDave: Ooohhh yeeaaah! Dig it! The Macho Man is still the
NWA World Heavyweight Champion! I thought he might have gone to the air too soon in that situation- but Macho Man nailed it and he is your winner! Congratulations to Randy Savage for a huge victory to retain his championship. Congratulations to all of tonight's winners- including the successful title defenses for Savage,
SARAYA KNIGHT, and
MOOSE! All right, fans- we're done here. Thanks for checking out tonight's broadcast of
Heartland Havoc XCII: Running On Empty! The Heartland is taking a brief hiatus as your humble Commissioner heads to Hawaii to celebrate 30 years of wedded bliss. Our next broadcast will take place on Wednesday, June 5. Until then, fans- that's our show, and I AM OUTTA HERE!