SATURDAY MAY 31, 2087
SG: Hello, wrestling fans. Sordon Golie here for another exciting episode of GWF Saturday Night. We have new Galaxian Tag Team Champions as, last Sunday night, Massif and Exo-King defeated the Greek Gods for the Galaxian Tag Team Championship. And Star Warrior retained the Galaxian Heavyweight Championship in his match against Invincible Krakan.
V: But, more importantly, Sordon Golie, I pinned Renegade! So stop chanting 'Vanity wears a dress!'
SG: We are now being joined by Thantos.
T: Last Sunday night, I sent that pathetic Executioner packing. He won't be back until August. That brings me now back to you, Star Warrior. All ex-champions are entitled to a rematch. I want me rematch tonight! To complete my revenge on you and Executioner for your attack on me. And, Star Warrior, if I fail to regain my title tonight, I will join Executioner in exile!
SG: How do you like that? Thantos invoking his rematch clause in a Title vs Exile Match tonight? Now, let's go to the ring as Rob Toxin is leading the Mutant out for our opening match.
MUTANT DOWNED DEATH KNIGHT IN JUST 22 SECONDS AFTER USING AN ILLEGAL CHOKE HOLD TO RENDER THE ROBOTIC ENHANCED WRESTLER UNCONSCIOUS
SG: What in the world? Why was he not disqualified? Looks like Rob Toxin and that female shrink are leading Mutant back to the dressing room.
V: Wow, that shrink is hot! I think I may need some therapy.
SG: Most men who wear dresses do.
V: Why, I oughta....
SG: You should show some respect to the Galaxian Heavyweight Champion as here comes Star Warrior.
SW: Hello, Sordon. I see that you still have this little dress wearer with you. Vanity should be arrested for impersonating a man.
V: And you should be arrested for murder because you just killed the ratings for this show!
SW: Vanity, as surprising as this may be to you, people tune in to watch wrestling....not some sports entertainment garbage...and that is exactly what they will see when Thantos and I lock up. Wrestling. I accept your challenge, Thantos, although I can't say I will miss you when you are gone. But, I will admit that the quality of wrestling will diminish without you.
V: The only place Thantos is going is home with the Galaxian Heavyweight Championship belt.
SG: Let's go to the ring for our next match.
GHENGIS KHAN DOMINATED BEAST-RIDER AND THEN FINISHED HIM OFF WITH THE TWIN THRUST
SG: I suppose that makes you happy, Vanity.
V: Not really, Sordon Golie. I have proved my superiority over my former allies and am ready for a new challenge. Like getting the cell number for that babe that is handling Mutant's rehabilitation.
SG: You are absolutely impossible. And here we have the Society of Death and, Mister Krakan, it seems you are one title belt short of your promised domination.
IK: Sordon Golie, do you really wish to the feel the wrath of Invincble Krakan? Do we need to remind you of our power? Massif. Exo-King. Teach this puke a lesson.
SG: Now, wait just a minute....
V: Woah. Look out. It's Wolf! And the Gladiators?
SG: Wolf, Brute and Massacre! They have just attacked the Society of Death! Wolf is going after Krakan. Brute brawling with Massif. It's Massacre and Exo-King. I never thought I'd see the day when I would be glad to see Brute and Massacre but Massif and Exo-King had some very bad intentions aimed at myself.
V: Security can't stop this. They are pounding security more than they are each other.
SG: We have to get some order restored. We'll be right back.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
SG: We have returned and there is still no end to thbe huge brawl that has moved out to the parking lot. We are being joined by the former tag team champions, The Greek Gods.
A: Former. That word sticks in my gut. Like Thantos, we are guaranteed a rematch. We're not going to put an exile promise up like he did, but we will be ready next month to get our titles back. Just as soon as the date is announced.
P: Mayhap, Actagon speaks the truth. But, we need to warm up. Next week. Mayhaps, dress boy and his queenie girlfriend would like to give us a tune up.
V: You drunkard! Killer Queen and myself don't need to help you two do anything.
P: Mayhaps, we can have encourage you with something.
SG: Wait just a minute. Here comes Mutant's psychiatric counsellor. And Vanity can't take his eyes off of her. Wait, she is whispering something in Vanity's ear.
V: I....oh? In that case, Proteus, you got your match. And then you, Miss....
WOMAN: Steel. Bebe Steel.
V: Bebe Steel. Yes, for sure. I'd be glad to show you some wrestling moves.
SG: Where is....Vanity and Bebe are leaving! Nect week, it will be the Greek Gods against Vanity and KJiller Queen! Let's go to the ring.
OMEGA SHOCKED THE CROWD BY PINNING COMRADE TERROR FOLLOWING A SPINNING NECK BREAKER
SG: What a win for Omega. The old guy still has a trick or two up his sleeve. Commander Sam is out here and congratulating Omega and Comrade Terror is livid! And I am being joned by Renegade.
R: Well, it seems the pretty boy has abandoned you, Sordon. He is good at that. His partner will see.
SG: Speaking of, Killer Queen is up next.
KILLER QUEEN PINNED PIT VIPER FOLLOWING A FULL NELSON SUPLEX
SG: A good win for Killer Queen. Our main event is next. Title vs Exile.
THANTOS ATTACKED STAR WARRIOR BEFORE THE BELL, WRAPPING THE CHAMPION'S LEG AROUND THE RINGPOST AND THEN MADE QUICK WORK OF sTAR WARRIOR, GETTING THE WIN WITH THE MASTERLOCK IN UNDER 2 MINUTES. THANTOS HAS REGAINED THE GALAXIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.
SG: Thantos is once again the Galaxian Heavyweight Champion! We're out of time. See you next week.
