The Cakejedi is in his office paying bills. Nakor the Blue Rider walks into the office.
“Cakejedi, the Blast Furnace is about to begin. There is a pretty good crowd out there.”
“The Cakejedi will be out soon. The Cakejedi just has a few more bills to pay.”
“It must feel good to finally have enough credits to pay the bills.”
“The Cakejedi finally is not stressed about bills.”
“Then why are you so sad?”
“What do you mean?”
“If you are no longer stressed by the bills, as you claim, then why are you always so sad?”
“The Cakejedi is not…”
“DO NOT LIE TO THE BLUE RIDER!”
“Okay…you got the Cakejedi…it is just…well…I thought that Miss Demitasse and I were friends…but ever since she went back to work for the FeWF, I have not heard from her. She does not return my calls. She…I guess I thought we were friends…but apparently I was wrong.”
Nakor pulls an orange out of his cloak. He peels away the outer skin.
‘Things are not always as they appear on the surface, my friend. Be patient, and the truth will be made clear”
Nakor begins to eat the orange as he leaves the office.
[glow=red,2,300]FeWF BLAST FURNACE[/glow]
Card #2123.2
-The throne on top of the large arm and fist is empty as the opening pyro explodes and the music plays.
-Iron Hand and the entire Martial Law team are in the Commissioner’s office. The members of Martial Law are trying to restrain Monolith. Encubus is holding onto one arm. Disaster is holding on to the other arm.
“Monolith want Nosfera. Monolith want Omega. Puny nWo made Monolith look like sissy. MONOLITH SMASH nWo!”
Monolith flails his arms, which sends Encubus and Disaster flying in opposite directions.
Iron Hand looks at Copper Fusion.
“Do it NOW!”
Copper Fusion jams his staff into Monolith’s midsection. Monolith cries out in pain. Copper Fusion jabs the staff into Monolith’s midsection a second time and holds it there. Monolith makes an inhuman sound of agony before falling to the floor unconscious.
Iron Hand presses a button on his communicator.
“Miss Demitasse, get in here NOW!”
Iron Hand then looks at Disaster.
“Get out there and defend your title. I need to get this show started.
Disaster leaves the office as Miss Demitasse enters.
“You needed to see me, Mr. Commissioner?”
“We are having a small issue with Monolith’s little anger management problem. He is currently sedated. Encubus, Bloodline, and Copper Fusion will take him to his apartment. You will accompany them. You will remain with Monolith. When he wakes up, it will be your job to keep him calm. Do WHATEVER needs to be done to keep him calm. If you fail, he may very well return here and destroy this entire arena. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?”
“How I am supposed to…”
“Do not ask questions. Just get the job done. UNDERSTOOD?”
“...yes sir.”
-Rage is already in the ring as Disaster walks out onto the stage.
“There you are, traitor! I have been out here calling you out. I was beginning to think you were a coward!”
“We’ll see who the coward is. If you want a shot at the Martial Law Championship, you have to put up your war paint. If you lose, I get to rub your markings off your face just like you and Paralyze did to me.”
"I am a true Gladiator. You will not defeat me. BRING IT ON!”
FeWF MARTIAL LAW CHAMPIONSHIPTitle vs. War Paint MatchDisaster (CHAMPION) (2) vs. Rage (1)
Disaster went for a deathjump, but Rage moves out of the way. Disaster hit the mat hard. Rage threw Disaster out of the ring and smashed his head into the steel rail. The referee tried to get Rage to take the action back into the ring. Rage pushed the referee and continued to smash Disaster’s head into the rail. Rage is disqualified.
Winner: Disaster via DQ.After getting disqualified, Rage throws Disaster back into the ring. Strafe runs to the ring and both of the Gladiators deliver double deathjumps onto Disaster. Rage and Strafe stand over the body of the injured Disaster as the fans cheer loudly!
-Cosmic Cage Match
To win the match the wrestler must escape the cage.American Guy vs. Havoc
Havoc hit American Guy with FALLEN DREAMS and escaped the cage.
Winner: HavocAfter escaping the cage, Havoc ran up to Phantasy.
“Why are you with him? Come with me. I can treat you…”
American Guy ambushes Havoc from behind. Guy smashes Havoc into the side of the cage. Guy looks to Phantasy.
“Get him!”
Phantasy looks to Havoc and then back to American Guy.
She slowly raises her purse and then swings it at Havoc’s face.
Blood immediately flows all over Havoc’s face.
Guy reaches into Phantasy’s purse, laughing, and pulls out a brick.
“That will teach you to leave my girl alone!”
Guy reaches into the purse again and pulls out a beer. He takes a drink and then pours the beer over Havoc’s bloody face.
-Tournament Match to Determine the Number One Contender to the FeWF UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP
She Devil (3) vs. Deadliest (2)
Deadliest dominated the match. She Devil only had a few moments of offense. The match ended when She Devil tried for a spinning leg lariat. Deadliest ducked the move and hit Purification for the win.
Winner: Deadliest-The Main Event walks to the ring.
“You are looking at the most sought after free agent in the universe of professional wrestling. I will be giving a series of demonstrations of my skills for all of the managers in the FeWF to look at. I will then entertain offers from the managers to determine who will get to manager my illustrious career. My first demonstration will be against Gryt.”
Gryt (5b) vs. with Vin Strutter vs. The Main Event (1)
The Main Event gave Gryt a power bomb on the floor. He then rammed Gryt’s head into a table at ringside, busting his head open. The Main Event put Gryt onto the table and then climbed onto the ring apron. The Main Event jumped off the ring apron and delivered a flying leg drop onto Gryt.
Vin Strutter shouted
“WOW!”
Strutter pulled out a data pad and began writing notes.
The Main Event shouted
“Watch this!”
He dragged Gryt over to the stage. The Main Event set up a table and placed Gryt on top of it. He then climber halfway up to the top of the giant holo-screen and delivered a devastating deathjump onto Gryt.
Vin Strutter wrote some more on his data pad.
The Dark Menace comes to ringside.
The Main Event shouts
“You thought that was something, watch this.”
He drags Gryt back to ringside and throws him into the audience. He sits Gryt on a chair in the front row.
The Main Event climbs onto the ring apron. He jumps from the apron onto the ringside barrier. He leaps from the barrier and delivers a flying DDT to Gryt.
Sly Drury comes to ringside.
The Main Event smashes Gryt’s head into a table at ringside.
She Devil comes to ringside.
The Main Event smashes Gryt’s head into the steel security rail.
Sultana comes to ring side.
The Main Event throws Gryt back into the ring and hits SIGN ON THE LINE for the win.
Winner: The Main EventThe Main Event takes a microphone and addresses the managers gathered at ringside.
“I am glad you all came to my demonstration. I will have another on the next Blast Furnace. After that, I will begin entertaining offers.”
-Cosmic Cage Match
This match can only be won by a pin fall or submission.The Troubleshooters: Muss (2) & The Bomb (5b) w. Vidtek vs. The Dream Team: Endgame (1) & Tauron (3) w. Nightmare Nikki
If The Dream Team loses, they can never team up in the FeWF again.
Endgame put The Bomb in a rolling figure four.
Patch came to the ring and grabbed Nightmare Nikki by the hair.
“I dare you to look me in my eye socket.”
“Nikki fears no one.”
Nightmare Nikki looks Patch in the eye socket and screams in pain. She turns pale and falls to the ground unconscious.
Patch pulls a clove of garlic out of his eye socket and laughs.
Endgame releases the Rolling figure Four, tags in Tauron, and climbs out of the cage.
Endgame picks up Nightmare Nikki and chases Patch back to the backstage area.
Tauron used the Tauron Victory Lock to pin The Bomb.
Winners: The Dream Team: Endgame and TauronEndgame returns to ringside full of rage.
Endgame smashes Vidtek into the side of the cage. Endgame then enters the cage and yells at Tauron to climb to the top turnbuckle. Endgame and Tauron deliver a double death jump on Muss. Endgame leaves the cage and takes a microphone at ringside.
“Patch! Muss! The Bomb! And the entire LOCKER ROOM! I am NOW serving notice. I WILL NO LONGER sit by while evil runs free. If any evil doer crosses me, I will seek VIOLENT REVENGE! That is the only language evil understands. My VIOLENT REVENGE will begin with Patch at EVENT HORIZON!”
-The entire nWo comes to the ring.
Nosfera, Shann-Ra the Demon Queen, Omen, Pulsar, and Enforcer surround the ring.
Omega enters the ring and takes a microphone. Omega receives a faint applause from some of the fans in attendance.
“First of all, we want the Martial Law team to stay put backstage. If Iron Hand or any one of his so called deputies step one foot out here, the nWo will make what we did to Monolith last week look like child’s play. On the last War Zone, I shocked the universe by revealing my association with Nosfera. Since then, my fans have been crying. ‘Why Omega?’ ‘Why did you do it?’ Well, I am here to tell you why. All my life, I have struggled to do the right thing. I always tried to be the ‘good guy’. I shed my blood, sweat, and tears to make the GWF what it is today. And what did it get me? All of my hard work in the Early Classic years of the GWF is ignored. And now the very titles that I broke my body to bring honor and prestige to are vacated and gone from the GWF. Heck, there isn’t even a GWF any more. Now all you have is wrestling organization run by an egomaniac that went and named this once proud company after himself. I learned the hard way that nice guys do indeed finish last. Unfortunately, I was a broken old man by the time I learned that truth. But then Nosfera came to me with an offer I could not refuse. He invited me to join the Fellowship. The blue flame gave me back my youth and my strength. I now get to live my life for the one thing that really matters, MYSELF!”
Omega receives a surprising amount of cheers from the fans.
Kill Prey appears on the stage and walks to the ring. His path is blocked by Enforcer.
“Omega, I am surprised at you. You were a man of honor…”
“And look what it got me…NOTHING!”
“I am sorry you feel that way. But this is not right. LOOK at what this monster did to my sister.
Omega looks over to Shann-Ra, who is rubbing her hands over Nosfera’s chest.
“She looks pretty happy to me!”
“You are blind to what is going on around here. It is time to take a STAND!”
Valour and Wolf come running out from the audience. Wolf jumps on Nosfera, knocking him to the ground. Valour hits Enforcer with his sword, knocking him to the ground. Kill Prey runs into the ring and begins fighting with Omega.
Wolf and Nosfera are slashing at each other with their claws. Valour smashes Pulsar over his head with the sword, knocking him unconscious. Enforcer recovers and grabs Valour in a reverse bear hug. Omega is in the center of the ring nailing Kill Prey with repeated Tomahawk Thrusts. Kill Prey pushes a button on his belt and a giant net falls from the ceiling onto Omega. With Omega contained in the net, Kill Prey rolls out of the ring and grabs Shann-Ra by the hair. He is pulling her back to the locker room when Enforcer drops Valour and chases after Kill Prey. Enforcer grabs Kill Prey in a reverse bear hug.
“BOOM!” “BOOM!” “KA-BOOM!”A loud pyro display goes off, covering the stage in smoke. The noise causes the wrestlers to stop fighting.
When the smoke clears, Iron Hand is sitting on his throne.
“STOP RIGHT NOW! The next man to throw a punch will be suspended from the FeWF for the remainder of the year. This is MY show, and it is time to teach you men a lesson. Since you wish to behave like animals, I will put you where animals belong, inside of a cage. At the first pay-per-view of 2123, Event Horizon, I am placing Kill Prey, Valour, and Wolf in an Ultimate Escape Match against Nosfera, Enforcer, and Pulsar. No, I did not forget you, Omega. You see, there will be another Ultimate Escape match at Event Horizon. It will be a Championship Ultimate Escape Match. One team will be the current FeWF Champions Monolith, Disaster, Encubus, and Bloodline. The Challenger Team will be decided in a series of qualifying matches. What makes this match unique is that a wrestler on the Challenger Team can either escape the cage or they may decide to pin one of the Champions. If the wrestler pins a Champion, he wins that wrestlers Championship. Of course, that wrestler still has to escape the cage to keep the title. Omega, you will wrestle Endgame on the next Blast Furnace in the first Championship Escape qualifying match. If you win, you are in the match. If you lose, you will face me in a Fight the Power Match at Event Horizon. Good luck gentlemen!”
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The Cakejedi is cleaning up the Galaxian Bakery after the Blast Furnace party. Nakor is helping the Cakejedi.
“BEEP! B-BEEP!”
“Cakejedi, you have an incoming message.”
“Who is it from?”
“It is from….WOW…it is from Commissioner Eliath of the Intergalactic Wrestling Federation.”
“Really? Put it on the screen.”
Message to: Cakejedi, Galaxian Bakery
Regarding: A request for help
Dear sir,
I have received a message for you from one Miss Demitasse. Here is the message as I received it:
"Message from the Office of the FeWF Commissioner
Regarding: INTERPROMOTIONAL CHAMPION
IWF Commissioner,
My name is Miss Demitasse. I am contacting you
to g
et your feedback regarding an INTERPROMATIONA
L CHAMPIONSHIP. This would be a tit
le
contested between the wrestlers of our two promotions. The go
al is to increase the ratings of both of our programs by increasing each others exposure. This is obviously an idea that requires a great deal of thought and planning. This message is simply an interrogatory step to determine if the idea has any
kind of int
erest to you.
My thoughts so far:
Champion will be crowned at the Birthday Bash (format to be determined).
Title will alternate being defended on each company's programming.
Rules of the match will fall under the
jurisdiction of the promotion on whose show the titl
e is being
defended at the moment.
I am looking forward to
hearing your thoughts regarding this matter.
Sincer
ly,
Miss Demitasse
Executive Director of Marketing and
Pro
motions
F
eWF"
As you can see, if you put together the capitalized letters throughout the missive; her message to you reads:
"TELL CAKEJEDI HELP ME"
I informed her in my reply that her message had been received & delivered. If I, or anyone at my disposal can be of any assistance to you in this; please contact me immediately.
Sincerely,
Commissioner Eliath
Intergalactic Wrestling Federation