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Post by du5tin on Mar 1, 2010 16:38:18 GMT -5
Dusaster's GWF lives again!
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Post by Crimson Cross on Mar 2, 2010 8:13:53 GMT -5
Good to hear, get them dice rollin...
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Post by du5tin on Mar 8, 2010 11:43:17 GMT -5
Friends, this...Galactic Gold Rush Preview Card #25, Year 1, Month 12 Deimos Intergalactic Arena
Reptillo vs. Executioner Animal Pack vs. Norse Gods Pulsar vs. Death Knight Vanity vs. Killer Queen Society of Death vs. Neptunian Space Croppers GWF Interplanetary Championship Battle Royal Cosmic Cage Match Galaxian Tag Team Championship Greek Gods © vs. Gladiators of Aethra Barbed Wire Cosmic Cage Match Galaxian Heavyweight Championship Wolf © vs. Comrade Terror ...will take place today!
I'm ready to get back into the swing of things!
This GWF will never die!
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Post by Fringe on Mar 14, 2010 12:43:26 GMT -5
PULVERIZER Prize Award Show
The self-proclaimed “galactic ladies man”, Vanity, sits open-legged in his phallic, skin-toned throne. Seriously. His attire consists of a pink and gold robe, cheap department store ankle socks, and leopard-print underwear. The Galactic Wrestling Federation apologizes that you have to witness such a scene. However, Vanity insists you watch this. So, stop looking away; face your television. Now. The show is about to begin.
“Forget about the Pulitzer Prize. This year it’s all about the PULVERIZER Prize.”
Vanity adjusts himself down there.
“I’m Vanity, your host for tonight’s glorious show. Yes, fans, tonight you will witness the first ever PULVERIZER Prize Award Show. What is this show I speak of, you may ask? It’s my award show that celebrates the greats and not-so-greats throughout 2087, silly! What else would it be?”
Vanity smirks and sips on an Earthly alcoholic beverage.
“Well, darlings, let’s beginning with our first award...”
“I Have the Biggest Chin in the GWF” Award 3-Way Tie! Omega, Star Warrior, & Massif
“The Best Adolf Hitler Facial Hair in the GWF” Award Massacre
“Is that Brutus Beefcake?” Award Renegade
“I Have the Coolest Butt Chin in the GWF” Award Greek Gods
“Mark Henry and Ron Simmons Gave Birth to Me” Award Lord Nexus
“Olan Mills Took My Photo While John Denver Styled My Hair” Award Pulsar
“I Always Give You that Side-Gay-Eyed Look” Award Comrade Terror
“I’m the Aborted Child of Marvel’s Juggernaut” Award Brute
...and finally, I present you the last award of the evening!”
“I’m the Greatest Wrestler in the Galaxy” Award Vanity
Vanity adjusts himself down there... again.
“Oh, yeah, baby...”
Vanity doesn’t realize that the camera has been off for two minutes... Dusaster, checking out your fed for the first time. This was hilariously awesome! I hope Vanity holds one of these award shows every year!
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