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Post by IRON HAND on Aug 11, 2008 9:23:59 GMT -5
Show #2 Cosmic Clash Universal Tag Team Championship Pre-lim action! Which teams will make it past round one? Jungle Warriors vs. Brothers Oaken
Hustler & Scorch vs. Titan Energy
The Others vs. Rage & Paralyze
Troubleshooters vs. DWF
Shock Syndicate vs. The Stand
Circus Strongmen Vs. Master Race Sychophant & Master vs. Primeval DestructionBased on recent promos from both stables, sparks will certainly fly in this match-up! And by COMPLETE LUCK OF THE DRAW...The Archangels receive a first round bye... Vidtek Show featuring guests The HiveAnd in the MAIN EVENT... Ventross vs. Endgame (Roleplays already posted between Thunder's post and this post WILL count towards 'Cosmic Clash') |
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Jeff G
Infinity Challenge
Take me to your bartender.
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Post by Jeff G on Aug 12, 2008 0:09:13 GMT -5
FADE IN
“…and that is why there can’t be a God.”
A bell rings
“Or can there?”
A strikingly distinguished professor leads a discussion before a crowded classroom of young-adults.
“That’s class everyone. Have an excellent summer my friends…
Until the GWF and the aCe become one organization led by a G.I. Joe in a tuxedo…”
The young, dapper teacher motions at a particular girl as she moves through the dispersing crowd of students spilling into the hallways.
“Ms. Aurora, please stay behind.”
The fair-haired beauty makes her way over to the professor’s desk.
“Ms. Aurora. You failed. Actually, you are about to fail for the semester unless you can come up with a way to save your grade."
The young girl looks down and shuffles her feet.
"Or maybe I have a solution to your little Pandora’s Box…
Possibly a way to help you bring out your hidden talents and assets…
Ms. Aurora, look into my eyes, and then look at my watch, and then close your eyes, and then listen to my voice, and then imagine yourself in a place far, far…FARRRRR away…”
The student’s head bobbed down in a hypnotized deep sleep.
Tom Filsinger held up a couple of small camouflage rags.
“Now put these on.”
FADE OUT
FADE IN
An office is shown where Tom Filsinger sits across a long table from Stan Lee, who is sitting next to Nitro G. Tom stands up and shakes hands with Stan as Nitro G follows Tom out. Shann-Ra crawls from underneath the table and blows a kiss to a smiling Stan before leaving with Tom and Nitro.
Nitro G: Where are we going?
Tom: To a wrestling federation full of aliens in the future.
Nitro G: I don’t know, I can’t wrestle. Why me?
Tom: I need to take you to a parallel universe to team with the warrior, Tristan, change the future for the one they call Disaster, and save the universe. Tristan is the great grandson of your favorite wrestler and Disaster is your destiny. That’s why. No more questions.
Tom: Now step through this interdimensional time portal.
FADE OUT
FADE IN
A cafeteria full of galactic wrestlers is shown. Nitro G and Shann-Ra materialize and see Tristan sitting at a lunch table.
Nitro: That must be him.
Nitro and Shann-Ra go and sit down at Tristan’s table.
Nitro: You are the great grandson of Rey Mysterio and I was on “Who Wants to be a Superhero?” So, we must team up. That works, right?
The two do-gooders and Shann-Ra are interrupted by Disaster and his gang of Aethran thugs. The beastly Disaster paws at Shann-Ra.
Disaster: What do we have here? C'mon, c'mon.
Shann-Ra: Leave me alone.
Disaster: You want it, you know you want it, and you know you want me to give it to you.
Shann-Ra: Shut your filthy mouth, I'm not that kind of girl
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Disaster: Well maybe you are and you just don't know it yet.
Shann-Ra: Get your meat hooks off of me.
Nitro: You heard her she said get your meat hooks, off, uh please.
Disaster: So what's it to you, butthead.
A shoving match ensues between Disaster and Nitro. Disaster grabs Nitro by the collar as Nitro does the same to Disaster.
Iron Hand walks out and stares disapprovingly at the face-off.
Disaster: Since you're new here, I'm gonna cut you a break, today. So why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.
Nitro: Disaster, my density has popped me to you.
Disaster: What?
Nitro: Oh, what I meant to day was-
Disaster: Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
Nitro: Yes, yes, I'm Nitro, Nitro G, and I'm your density. I mean, I'm your destiny…Remember me from a few seconds ago when you came over here? You came over to our table and started with your c’mon, c’mons to Shann-Ra and she was like, get your meat hooks off me and then I was like, hey there, she said get your meat hooks off her and then…”
Disaster: Shut up!
Nitro: I am you’re Warrior of Destiny…I mean, we are (Nitro looks at Tristan, Shann-Ra, and Disaster) the Warriors of Density. I mean, Warriors of Destiny.
Suddenly, a Delorian crashes through the cafeteria. The door opens to reveal Shepard driving the car in a white overcoat.
Shepard: I need a stable. Go ahead, quick, get in the car.
The Warriors of Destiny squeeze into the Delorian and shut the door behind them.
Nitro: Hey, doc, we better back up, we don't have enough good stats to get up to 88 views.
Shepard: Views? Where we're going we don't need views.
The Delorian blasts off through the arena and then turns in midair and flies right at you, promoter!
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Post by Alexander Ubel on Aug 12, 2008 1:20:55 GMT -5
Wow! Jeff that promo was out there. I mean way out there! (good though...lol)  |
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Post by Tournament Master on Aug 12, 2008 12:08:49 GMT -5
Good to see Nitro G is getting some good use out of the Flux Capacitor that he did without medical insurance to get. |
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Thunder
Infinity Challenge
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Post by Thunder on Aug 17, 2008 20:40:49 GMT -5
Show #2 Cosmic ClashJungle Warriors vs. Brothers Oaken
It was a wild start to the night as the Brothers Oaken and the Jungle Warriors went strength against speed and traded offense back and forth for 8 full minutes before the Brothers Oaken cornered Malkuth and hit the COUPE DE GRACE! Malkuth survived the move twice more before Rorus Oaken got the pin for the win.
Hustler & Scorch vs. Titan Energy
Titan Energy used quick tags and high risk offense to keep Hustler and Scorch off their game. Nitro got the win at the 5 minuet mark with BAD VIBRATIONS!
The Others vs. Rage & Paralyze
Rage and Paralyze effectively cut off the ring and worked over Odyssey and looked to skate to an easy victory before Omni finally got the tag and came in hot and furious. Unfortunately he was a little too full bore and missed on flying axe handle from the top rope to the outside of the ring where Paralyzed smashed him into the guard rail before tossing him back into the ring for an unnecessary THE PARALYZER and the win.
Troubleshooters vs. DWF
It was an evenly fought match that saw nearly as much action outside of the ring as it did inside. This match could be used as a clinic for exceptional tag team chemistry and could have gone on far longer than the 9 minutes it lasted had Encubus not hit a surprise GAMEMASTER DDT out of no where to pin Muss for the victory!
Shock Syndicate vs. The Stand
The Stand showed they have what it takes to make it as a top notch tag team by cutting off the ring and wearing Holocaust down for over 8 minutes before Valour finally put him away with a VIOLENT OUTBURST.
Circus Strongmen Vs. Master Race
Gryt only saw the inside of the ring during a failed attempt to keep Zygon from pinning Tanck as the Master Race cruised to an easy victory over the Circus Strongmen.
Sychophant & Master vs. Primeval Destruction
In what was easily the most violent match of the night these two teams abused each other for a full 13 minutes with every member having blood drawn by the end of it. Even though Hybrid easily got the worst of the beating Warfare managed to pull out a victory with an EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT over PainMaster for the victory.
S&M weren't about to let the loss and elimination from the tag tournament go unpunished however. As Warfare helped his tag partner back to his feet he was caught with a chairshot to the back of the head by PainMaster and then both Hybrid and Warfare were handcuffed by Sycophant. From there S&M savagely beat Primeval Destruction with whatever was handy before finally being driven away by Earth security forces. Both members of Primeval Destruction had to be carried away from the ring on stretchers while S&M were seen celebrating in the upper levels of the arena.
Vidtek Show featuring guests The Hive
All four members are standing with Vidtek along with the Dark Menace.
Vidtek, "So what are The Hive's plans guys?"
Swarm, "I want another shot at Avarice, I know I can beat him. I was just a little off my game that night. I'm looking at becoming the Universal Champion and holding it for a very long time."
The Dark Menace breakes in, "Thraxx and Zygon will no doubt dominate the tag division, they have already proved to be the premier tag team in the GWF and I expect no less from them in this new federation."
Vidtek, "And how about the resident drunk?"
Esperanto looks at Vidtek over the top off his beer bottle.
Esperanto, "I'm here for one purpose, and thats to kick somebodies @$$. Totalis you got lucky in the Battle Royal but you won't stand a chance one on one."
Swarm, "Needless to say, we are set to dominate this fed, and no one is going to stand in our way."
The Hive turn to leave the interview area and Esperanto pauses.
Esperanto spins and smashes his beer bottle into Vidtek's fore head.
Esperanto looks down, "Sorry about your [censored] luck!"
Vidtek is helped to his feet as the Hive heads backstage and can be heard shouting about how this insult won't go unavenged!
MAIN EVENT
Ventross vs. Endgame
Ventross dominated most of this 13 minute brawl wearing Endgame down before finally hitting a MERCY KILLING and looking to claim victory. Engame kicked out at 2 and a half, however, and quickly reversed a running clothesline with a dropkick to Ventross' knee. He then hit an ULTIMA LEAP and then sunk in a ROLLING FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK to secure the hard fought win!
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Post by Fringe on Aug 18, 2008 12:59:35 GMT -5
Warfare - "It was violent, it was bloody, it was everything that both us, Primeval Destruction and Sycophant and Master love. I made a mistake though. Instead of putting the bullet in Painmaster's head after I pinned his sorry carcass, I let him live. That allowed him to attack me from behind....and I won't lie...Painmaster and Sycophant then put a hurting on us. Hybrid and me won't back down though. This was only the beginning. We won the match, they won the battle....but the war will continue! We commend you, you sick freaks...you're just the type of opponents worthy of our time. After we win the Tag Team titles you can bet your pain loving little brains that we'll be coming to get our revenge though.
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Post by squire on Aug 20, 2008 18:28:17 GMT -5
(Somewhere on the Ravager Mothership...)
Ventross: "You two are out of shape!"
Tanck: "You've got to be kidding me. Maybe pipsqueek here, but I am a fine physical speciman."
Ventross: "If you were a fine physical specimen, you would not be injured. We are going to step up our training routine starting now."
(A group of ravagers step into the training room)
Nemean: "Uhh, you never said anything about those guys."
Ventross: "When you win, you can choose your training method. Until then, we do it the Ravager way."
Gryt: "Bring it on! I'll take these..."
Ventross: "Turn out the lights."
Tanck: "Uhh, I have a bad feeling about this."
(Sounds of fighting ensue in the darkness with the occasional squeek from Gryt and "That's not my arm" heard from Nemean.)
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Post by squire on Sept 1, 2008 8:26:43 GMT -5
(In a Gym somewhere in Dimension K)
Ventross: "You three did well. But not well enough. We must increase our training."
Gryt: "Increase! Are you crazy!"
(Nemean cringes at the outburst)
Ventross: "You will spar with me. Nemean will spar with Tanck. You two need to be able to overcome a stronger opponent. Tanck and I need to overcome a faster opponent."
(Ventross stares at Gryt)
Ventross: "If you win, you control the next training session."
Gryt: "All right! Prepare to..."
(Ventross whips him into the ropes and Nemean wanders off and comes back with some popcorn as he and Tanck watch the match)
Gryt: "Ow! My pancreas."
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Post by Alexander Ubel on Sept 1, 2008 23:58:39 GMT -5
(Eugenics Lab)
Dark Menace stands before a moniter observing some data output. Hooked into some high-tech chairs are Zygon and Thraxx, eyes covered.
Dark Menace to himself, "Good, things are coming along nicely. My minions will be prepared for whatever team is thrown at them next. They squashed the Circus Strongmen with little effort and they will do the same to every team in the Stable Wars."
Swarm stepped in followed by Esperanto.
Swarm, "That's good to hear Menace, its the reason I asked you to join my team. I need the best."
Dark Menace, "The Master Race are superior to all others."
Swarm, "I'm going to hold you to that. Make sure your genetic monsters bring home the Universal Tag Titles. Esperanto has promised the IP-HV belt..."
Esperanto, "$%^$ Right!"
Swarm, "I shall secure the Universal Title and avenge my lose to Avarice."
All Three Men, "Long Live The Hive!"
The camera fades out as Swarm and Esperanto turn to leave and The Dark Menace turns some dials sending a purple liquid through tubes and into The Master Race.
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