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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 24, 2008 18:17:05 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]GWF CARD #23[/glow]
Comments from Invincible Krakan: Krakan: Nexus, I'm not going to step into a cage with you! I don't bend to your will! But if you, and the rest of the Flying Titans REALLY want a fight, then at the Black Hole Bash, meet the Society of Death in a 6-Man Elimination Tag Match!
Thantos (c) vs. Comrade Terror NON-TITLE MATCH -Comrade Terror forfeits the match by not showing up WINNER: Thantos by forfeit
As Thantos begins to proudly leave the ring area, Massif appears at the top of the Hero rampway. He challenges Thantos to a fitness contest next week, the winner of the contest getting to select the type of match that Thantos will defend his title in at the Black Hole Bash! Thantos, confident to a fault in his abilities, accepts the challenge and strolls proudly out of the ring area, grinning as widely as ever.
Greek Gods vs. Death Squad -9:20, fairly dominant win, OK match, won with OVERHEAD TOSS WINNERS: Greek Gods
Comments from the Gladiators of Aethra: Massacre: Greek Gods, foul Earth weaklings, what right do you think you have to challenge us, the greatest warriors in the galaxy? Luckily for you, Brute and I don't mind wasting our night off at the Black Hole Bash to destroy you. But it won't be a title match.
Brute: But, we're so confident that you can't beat us, we'll give you a title shot the week after the Black Hole Bash if you can defeat us! But we all know, whatever is on the line, no team in the galaxy can beat the Gladiators of Aethra!
Star Warrior vs. Omega -1:47, friendly competition, Omega really never had a chance, won with NOVA LAUNCH WINNER: Star Warrior
Gladiators (c) vs. Beautiful Bodies NON-TITLE MATCH -12:21, good match, hard fought victory, won with DECAPITATOR WINNERS: Gladiators (c)
Commander Sam vs. Executioner -The Executioner refuses to wrestle and forfeits the match by not showing up WINNER: Commander Sam by forfeit
Massif (KoH) & Lord Nexus vs. Exo-King & Invincible Krakan -20:00 time limit draw, back and forth action, great match TLD
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 24, 2008 18:17:27 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]GWF CARD #24[/glow]
The show starts off with Thantos and Massif lined up side-by-side at the top of the Hero rampway. They are about to begin the first part of a Fitness Contest to see which one of them will choose the type of match they will compete in at the Black Hole Bash.
Fitness Contest Part One: Agility Contest This part of the contest consists of both men running an obstacle course set up along the Hero rampway, around the ring, and up the Villain rampway. Thantos goes first, weaving through cones, jumping through tires, and leaping over hurdles and clocks in at 3:37.
As Thantos stands grinning at the top of the Villain rampway, Massif takes off on his own run. Massif is making great time until a fan in the front row grabs hold of him, rabid for an autograph! Massif tries desperately to break free without hurting the crazed fan, but is eventually forced to push him away in order to finish his run. When Massif finally finishes the course, his time is 4:05, meaning that Thantos wins the Agility portion of the Fitness Contest!
Thantos has a raucous chuckle and retreats into the Villain side of the arena. Massif thinks something was up with that fan, but isn't too worried because the next portion of the Fitness Contest is the Power part, Massif's forte! --Thantos leads the Fitness Contest 1-0
Omega vs. Comrade Terror -2:40, squash match, Terror does ATOMIC WARHEAD outside of the ring which causes a countout on Omega WINNER: Comrade Terror by countout
Greek Gods vs. Titans -17:34, Titans have most of control, hard fought win, won with VENOM BLAST WINNERS: Titans
Comments from the Flying Titans: Nexus: SOD, you keep coming out here and attacking us and you've pushed us too far! At the Black Hole Bash, the Flying Titans are going to give you a worse beating than you received in The War!
Pit-Viper: That's going to be a pretty bad beating!
Star Warrior vs. Executioner -Executioner refuses to wrestle Star Warrior and forfeits the match by not showing up WINNER: Star Warrior by forfeit
Star Warrior grabs a microphone and tells the Executioner that if he faces him at the Black Hole Bash, he will allow the Executioner to choose what type of match they will compete in. The Executioner does not come to ringside to give a reply and Star Warrior leaves the area, still itching for a fight with him.
Fitness Contest Part Two: Power The Power portion of the Fitness Contest is an arm wrestling match. A table is set up in the middle of the ring, with a GWF official there to call the match. Massif and Thantos are at opposing ends of the table, both men are smirking.
Massif puts his hand up, and without stalling of any kind, Thantos locks hands with him. The referee counts down from 3 and, without any effort, Massif slams Thantos' hand flat on the table! Thantos is livid and locks hands with Massif again, only to have his arm slammed down onto the table once more! By this point, Massif has already won this part of the Fitness Contest, but Thantos locks hands with Massif yet again, this time trying to use both of his arms in the contest, but Massif just slams Thantos' hands down again, actually flipping the Gamemaster out of his chair!
Massif stands up from the table, laughing hysterically, as Thantos throws his chair through the air. Thantos leaps out of the ring, thoroughly defeated, and not smiling anymore. Massif calms his laughing because now that he has tied the Fitness Contest up, he and Thantos must compete in the third portion of the contest, a one-on-one non-title professional wrestling match later tonight! --Massif ties up the Fitness Contest 1-1
Beautiful Bodies vs. Death Squad 7:25, back and forth, Mutant gets disqualified for bludgeoning the outside guard rail with Killer Queen's face. WINNERS: Beautiful Bodies by DQ
Commander Sam vs. Invincible Krakan -15:26, OK match, Sam struggles, the two competitors roll back and forth in a small package for the finish WINNER: Commander Sam
Fitness Contest Part Three: Tie-Breaker Thantos (c) vs. Massif (KoH) -12:32, back and forth, alot of big moves WINNER: Thantos (c) --Thantos wins the Fitness Contest 2-1!
Thantos quickly gets out of the ring to escape from Massif and grabs a microphone. He tells Massif that next week at the Black Hole Bash he wants to defend his title in a Lethal Lumberjack Match and that GWF Management had better OK it, if they know what's good for them! As Thantos retreats to his locker room, GWF Galaxian Championship in hand, twisted smirk on face, Massif is left pondering exactly what is a Lethal Lumberjack Match. --GWF Management will conduct a press conference later this week to address several issues
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 24, 2008 18:17:51 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Press Conference from GWF Headquarters on Mars...[/glow]
Thantos, The Executioner, and several representatives from GWF Management are assembled on a stage in front of a large crowd of reporters and avid GWF fans.
GWF Rep: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming out today. I have a few issues to cover so I'll get right to it. First, I'd like to confirm reports that the wrestler Wolf is currently missing. He disappeared after an incident backstage at our recent Tag Team Turmoil event. We are currently investigating the matter. Secondly, as per an agreement between Thantos and Massif, Thantos may choose the type of match he will defend his GWF Galaxian Championship in and he has chosen what he calls a Lethal Lumberjack Match. In this match, the ring will be surrounded by wrestlers, all of whom will be chosen by Thantos. And finally, the Executioner has accepted Star Warrior's challenge and has selected a handicap match for tomorrow night. So, tomorrow night at the Black Hole Bash, Star Warrior will be facing both The Executioner AND Comrade Terror. Now, if there are any questions, I will be glad to answer them.
As the GWF Representative answers questions from the media, The Executioner leans over to Thantos to say something.
Executioner: One thing you must love about the Heroes, you don't even have to TRY to stack the deck against them. They just outright give you PERMISSION to! Haha!
Thantos: I don't LOVE anything but power, violence, and MY Galaxian Championship, but you're right. Sometimes they just make it TOO easy.
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 24, 2008 18:18:12 GMT -5
The Galactic Wrestling Federation Presents... [glow=red,2,300]THE BLACK HOLE BASH[/glow] Space Croppers vs. Beautiful Bodies-12:44, good match, very back and forth, won with CHECKMATE WINNERS: Beautiful Bodies Commander Sam vs. Exo-King-1:15, squash, won with DEATH VISE WINNER: Exo-King The Flying Titans vs. The Society of Death-23:42, good match, Genghis Khan is forced to make a long last stand for his team WINNERS: The Flying Titans TITLE SHOT MATCH The Greek Gods vs. The Gladiators of Aethra (c)-11:18, good match with great pacing, Greek Gods put up a great fight, but can't cut it WINNERS: The Gladiators of Aethra HANDICAP MATCH Star Warrior vs. The Executioner & Comrade Terror-13:51, good match, Star Warrior takes a beating, great finish as Commander Sam runs down to the ring and keeps The Executioner from saving Terror from the pin! WINNER: Star Warrior The Executioner levels Commander Sam, and leaps into the ring. Star Warrior, though victorious, is absolutely exhausted and Comrade Terror and The Executioner both assault him! The Executioner hits the HEADSMAN GUILLOTINE and then Comrade Terror delivers the ATOMIC WARHEAD! Commander Sam jumps into the ring, but the Executioner and Comrade Terror have already done their damage, and escape. As the two villains retreat up to their locker room, Commander Sam checks on the downed Star Warrior. --Star Warrior injured for 5 CardsMAIN EVENTLETHAL LUMBERJACK MATCH FOR THE GWF GALAXIAN CHAMPIONSHIP Thantos (c) vs. Massif (KoH)-12:43, Massif dominates the match from the beginning until Thantos starts to battle back mid-way through, Thantos sends Massif to the outside where all the villains take their shots, Thantos distracts the referee while Exo-King locks in his DEATH VISE on Massif on the outside, Massif gets rolled back into the ring where Thantos dominates and applies the MASTERLOCK WINNER: Thantos, still the GWF GALAXIAN CHAMPION Holovised Live from the Deimos Interplanetary Arena
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 24, 2008 18:18:39 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]GWF Card #26[/glow]
Comments from Thantos, the GWF Galaxian Champion:
Thantos: Usually, some fool would be standing here proclaiming that he has been chosen as the Number One Contender to MY title, but not tonight. You see, because I have dismantled every challenger set before me, GWF Management has decided to hold a Galaxian Gauntlet in 5 weeks. On that night, the top 9 Galaxian Contender will do battle in a gauntlet, and the last man standing will have the opportunity to face me at the Celestial Series. But, it really doesn't matter who wins the Galaxian Gauntlet, because professional wrestling is a bad business, full of bad men. And you better believe that I, Thantos, the GWF Galaxian Champion, am the baddest of them all!
Invincible Krakan vs. Exo-King -5:46, OK match, back and forth, both guys take a beating WINNER: Exo-King
Greek Gods vs. Beautiful Bodies -6:04, OK match, good little story, won with GRECIAN SLEEPER GRIP WINNERS: Greek Gods
Comments from The Greek Gods: Proteus: Gladiators, we admit, last week at the Black Hole Bash, you were the better team. But, at the Galaxian Gauntlet, we're going to meet again, for your title this time! Now, our pal Wolf is still missing, and we think YOU had something to do with it! So, at the Galaxian Gauntlet, not only are we going to beat those belts out of you, but we're going to beat Wolf's whereabouts out of you, too!
Commander Sam vs. Comrade Terror -0:00, Comrade Terror forfeits the match by not showing up WINNER: Commander Sam by forfeit
Comments from Commander Sam: Sam: Executioner, Terror, you cowards! You can only fight when it's two on one, huh? You put me out, and now you've put Star Warrior out and I WILL NOT stand for it anymore! You may be able to duck me now, but at the Galaxian Gauntlet, if we come face to face in that ring, you can bet yer gonna git what's comin' to ya!
Titans vs. Space Croppers -5:21, good match, Space Croppers make an excellent comeback, won with SPINECRACKER WINNERS: Space Croppers
Omega vs. The Executioner -2:43, good match, Omega makes a comeback with a surprise victory! WINNER: Omega
After the match, the Executioner continues the fight against Omega, but Commander Sam storms the ring and the Executioner retreats!
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 24, 2008 18:19:11 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Shuttle from Cetus to Mars...[/glow]
Omega, Star Warrior, and Commander Sam are on a commercial flight back to Mars.
Star Warrior: You can't fight them alone, Sam.
Commander Sam: I can try. They gotta pay, kid. Who do they think they are?
Star Warrior: I know you want to wring their necks, but you just can't fight Terror and the Executioner alone. Besides, they won't even get in the ring with you.
Omega: Thantos must have someone at GWF Management in his pocket. There's no way Terror and the Executioner should be getting away with all of this. And that miscarriage of justice with Massif...
All three of the heroes go silent as they settle into deep thought.
Commander Sam:...We're losing, ain't we? The war for honor, I mean. The Villains got us beat, don't they?
Omega: At this moment, yes. Thantos and his men are winning. With both titles around Villainous waists, Wolf missing, and a different hero being injured every other month, things certainly do bleak.
Star Warrior takes off his shades and gazes out the shuttle window.
Star Warrior: There's always hope.And right now that hope is the Galaxian Gauntlet. Which is why we all need to focus on winning that thing. Even me.
Commander Sam: You're not gonna go in while you're still injured, are ya kid?
Star Warrior: Yes. I am. I have to. I'll go in injured, and hopefully come out the Number One Contender.
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 24, 2008 18:20:02 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]GWF Card #27[/glow]
Exo-King vs. Comrade Terror -6:35, good match, back and forth, Terror gets disqualified WINNER: Exo-King by DQ
Gladiators(c) vs. Greek Gods NON-TITLE MATCH -4:04, OK match, neither team gives an inch, Proteus gets slammed into the post outside of the ring, but gets disqualified for returning the favor against Brute WINNERS: Gladiators by DQ
Lord Nexus vs. Commander Sam -1:42, squash, Nexus just out-paces Sam WINNER: Lord Nexus
Space Croppers vs. Beautiful Bodies -7:30, pretty good match, crazy tag-team action and underhanded tricks for the Beautiful Bodies, Killer Queen and Vanity just walk out WINNERS: Space Croppers by count-out
Comments from Massif: Massif: Two weeks ago, at he BHB, I lost my Galaxian Championship Match. Now, in the ring, I felt the sting and the power of Thantos, but OUTSIDE the ring, there was only one thing I felt. And that was Exo-King's gigantic arms crushing my ribs! Exo-King, you and I have fought each other more times than I care to count, and at the Galaxian gauntlet, I want you to know that I'm hoping it comes time for us to fight again. At the Galaxian gauntlet, I WILL earn another shot at Thantos, and hopefully, I'll get to take you down in the process.
Massif (KoH) vs. Omega -2:55, Massif makes mis-step after mis-step and Omega captures a wildly unexpected victory with the TOMAHAWK THRUST WINNER: Omega
As Massif heartily congratulates Omega for the impressive victory, The Executioner and Exo-King hit the ring and attack the two heroes! Commander Sam immediately comes down for the save, and The Executioner and Exo-King retreat without doing too much damage.
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 24, 2008 18:20:24 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]GWF CARD #28[/glow]
Lord Nexus vs. Comrade Terror -2:15, squash, convincing win for Nexus WINNER: Lord Nexus
Comments from the Gladiators of Aethra: Massacre: You Greek Gods sure are bothersome insects! Two weeks ago you run your mouths off, and last week you get disqualified, obviously to avoid defeat! And you have the insolence to accuse the Gladiators of abducting Wolf? We want nothing to do with that mutt, but Brute and I did some research and we think we know what really happened to Wolf.
Brute: Yeah, we know what you ancient Grecians are like. Maybe you three got into a lover's quarrel and YOU abducted Wolf! The Gladiators would not be surprised if that were the case. We fear nothing and instill fear into all, we are the Gladiators of Aethra and we will destroy you weaklings at the Galaxian Gauntlet! See you there, insects!
Greek Gods vs. Death Squad -1:37, Mutant gets disqualified on the outside WINNERS: The Greek Gods by DQ
After the match, the Death Squad tries to attack the Greek Gods, but Proteus and Actagon send them flying out of the ring with ease.
Thantos (c) vs. Commander Sam NON-TITLE MATCH -4:18, Thantos absolutely dominates WINNER: Thantos
After the match, Thantos disrespectfully spits on the downed Commander Sam.
Gladiators(c) vs. Space Croppers NON-TITLE MATCH -13:59, good match, Gladiators were on the ropes, won with DECAPITATOR WINNERS: Gladiators
As the victorious Gladiators stroll back up the entry way, the Beautiful Bodies hit the ring and Killer Queen applies the CHECKMATE to a downed Renegade!
Comments from The Executioner: Executioner: I don't have time to deal with an old man and a gigantic buffoon! I want to know where that runt Wolf is! Where are you, doggie? I didn't hurt you THAT badly, did I? Where is he? Where is the "feared" Wolf. Come! Come face the Excellence of Execution! The Executioner!
Omega & Massif(KoH) vs. The Executioner & Exo-King -13:39, great match, so much great action, back and forth WINNERS: Omega and Massif
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 24, 2008 18:20:56 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]GWF CARD #29[/glow]
Comments from Star Warrior: Star Warrior: A few weeks ago, as many of you great fans know, I was injured. Now the doctors are telling me that I won't be 100% by the time the Galaxian Gauntlet rolls around next week, but I've competed injured before, and I'm sure I'll do it many more times before my career is over. So, here, tonight, I'd like to clear up any rumors, and put away any doubts, I WILL be in the Galaxian Gauntlet Match, and I WILL face Thantos for the GWF Galaxian Championship at the Celestial Series!
The crowd in attendance cheers for their hero, but suddenly Thantos blindsides Star Warrior with a championship belt to the head!
Thantos: (standing over Star Warrior, face stretched into a gruesome grin) Why don't you see if you can ACTUALLY make it to the Galaxian Gauntlet before you go making promises, fool!
Thantos(c) vs. Lord Nexus NON-TITLE MATCH -6:06, good match, Thantos can't keep Nexus down, hard fought WINNER: Thantos
Greek Gods vs. The Titans -8:46, OK match, Pit-Viper fights with everything he has but is forced to pass out in the GRECIAN SLEEPER GRIP WINNERS: Greek Gods
Commander Sam vs. Invincible Krakan -5:52, good match, Sam keeps fighting back, won with SAM'S ATOMIC DROP WINNER: Commander Sam
Comments from the Space Croppers: Renegade: Beautiful Bodies, two weeks ago you walked out on our match and last week you walked down to the ring and attacked us after our match! Sometimes if you want something, you just have to ask for it, and you two just asked for a butt kicking that the Neptunian Space Croppers are happy to give you!
Pulsar: At the Galaxian gauntlet, we're gonna get you in that ring again. Just try to stay in the arena this time!
Space Croppers vs. Death Squad -5:28, good match, cookie-cutter tag match with Pulsar making the hot tag, won with SPINECRACKER WINNERS: Space Croppers
Comments from the Executioner and Exo-King: Executioner: Wolf! I'm still waiting! Are you afraid to face the Excellence of Execution? Are you afraid to face your Executioner!?
Exo-King: Even though my partner tonight, Executioner, is looking for Wolf, I can still take you and Omega out by myself, Massif. last week, you got lucky, but this week, instead of laying down for Omega, you're going to be laying down for me! Except this time, just like in the Galaxian Gauntlet if we meet there, you're going to actually be unconscious!
RE-MATCH Omega & Massif(KoH) vs. Executioner and Exo-King -8:09, good match, Omega will not quit but is forced to pass out in the DEATH VISE WINNERS: Executioner & Exo-King
The Executioner and Exo-King assault Massif and Omega until Star Warrior hits the ring to make the save. Though injured, he sends the Executioner sailing over the top rope and levels Exo-King! Suddenly, Thantos charges the ring as well, but star Warrior is ready for him and Thantos put the brakes on before actually engaging in a fight. The Villains retreat to the back as Star Warrior, Massif, and Omega stand proudly in the ring.
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 24, 2008 18:21:28 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]GWF Training Facilities...[/glow]
Massif: You're still feeling that title belt to the head, aren't you Warrior?
Star Warrior: (sitting up from his bench presses) haha, yeah. Thantos got a little bit stronger from the last time he hit me.
Massif: Hopefully he didn't re-injure your neck. That would suck.
Star Warrior: (standing up) Ha, no. I don't think he hurt it anymore than it already is. But, it's good that he lashed out like that.
Massif: How is it good to get knocked silly by a psychopath in tights?
Star Warrior: Haha, because it means that he's afraid. Thantos lashing out means I'm on his radar, it means he's worried that I might win the Galaxian Gauntlet. And with the event taking place on Cetus, he's probably doubly worried I'll pull out a win.
Massif: (preparing to start a new rep of power cleans) I thought it meant he just wanted to hit you, but I guess you know him the best, Warrior.
Star Warrior: Unfortunately, I do know him the best. Listen, Massif, me and my dad want to get to Cetus a few days early, visit the family and all, so I'm going to get going.
Massif: Alright, see you man...(as Star Warrior is about to leave the room) Star Warrior?
Star Warrior: Yeah, Massif?
Massif: You know how much winning the Galaxian Gauntlet means to me, right?
Star Warrior: I do.
Massif: You know what's gonna happen if we end up looking at each other from across the ring this Saturday, right?
Star Warrior: I do. And I wouldn't expect or accept anything less. See you on Cetus, Massif.
Massif: Yeah, see you there.
Star Warrior leaves the weight room and Massif leans down to do his power cleans.
Massif: I hope you really do know, Star Warrior.
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