Johnson Bros Fed Royal Rumble match

[jonathan]

As some of you know, I run a GWF fed divided into three separate shows. My brother and I do all three a week and a PPV each month. I know some of you check them out, but some others might not. I wanted to include a sample of what we have on our fully written programs every couple days for some of you who might want to follow up on our action. Over the next few days, I'm going to post portions of our Royal Rumble match this year until the whole thing is posted. I hope you enjoy. And if you're looking for our fed, it can be found at:

home.bellsouth.net/p/PWP-JBGWF

Enjoy!

[jonathan]

We’re caught up fans! While our superstars wait anxiously backstage, awaiting their number to be called, let’s join up with the live feed! This is Johnny Rocket and it’s been a pleasure!

J: It’s finally time for the Royal Rumble match! Thirty men will vie for the right to become the new number one contender, and the main event for whatever title they choose at GWF Perennial 30! Joining me of course are Qualitar, Brainstorm, and Dragonmaster!

B: Why’s Dragonmaster here? Last year they only let him talk when his wrestlers were out! I can’t take an hour of hearing him shill superstars like Amazing Guy and Kooky Koala!

D: It’s Amazing Mann and Cuddley Claw, idiot! And I’m here this year to keep you in line!

B: Then what’s tentacle-boy here for?

Q: To gloat when one of my GWF Turmoil superstars walks out the winner of this match!

B: Like that’ll happen! Last year was a fluke! This year, GWF Assault has top stars like Mensar, Godsend, and Euritar in the match, the only man I might add to start at number one and win the Royal Rumble match! Add in young stars like Raze, Cypher, and Shin Ko and this is an easy victory for GWF Assault!

Q: I’ll raise you a Monolith, Sly Drury, Swarm and Bloodline! With those superstars, this may well be the most star-studded Rumble of all-time!

D: Don’t forget Dante and Leviathan, the two most over men in the galaxy!

B: They’re not even in the ring yet and he’s already shilling! Give it a rest, loser!

D: Are you kidding me? I said less than you did!

B: Trust me, your career would be better off if you kept that up!

J: I hate to break up the love-in, but it’s time to find out who drew number one!

Q: Whoever did, I don’t think we’ll ever see another number one win this thing again! Euritar had a huge night that year, defying the odds! I just don’t see him doing it again!

B: That’s why he was wasted on GWF Turmoil! You all don’t know what to do with talent!

J: Here he comes…Bloodline!

Q: Are you kidding me? The two-time champion just got the worst draw of the bunch!

B: Serves him right! He’s just like Euritar—wasted on Turmoil!

D: Don’t forget that Bloodline is one of three men in this match to have won a Royal Rumble! Euritar and Disaster join him with that honor!

B: What are you? A walking encyclopedia? No one cares!

D: I’m telling you, Brainstorm, that I’m not going to take this for an hour! You keep it up, and I’ll remind you of the old days with a stiff kick right to the mouth!

B: Who’s number two?

J: It’s Nightmare!

B: That’s not right! The Alliance was supposed to have all the last spots wrapped up! I heard them talking with the commissioner!

Q: Vanity can’t do that and you know it! Nightmare is stuck with the number he drew, just like Godsend and everyone else in the match!

J: The official is going over the instructions! Of course this is an official Royal Rumble match where the only way to eliminate an opponent is to throw them over the top rope and to the concrete floor! If a wrestler goes through the ropes, he has either ten seconds to get back into the ring, or an official will either escort him back into the squared circle, or backstage eliminated! And of course, each superstar has the full allotted two minutes to enter the ring!

Q: We call that the Brainstorm rule!

B: Can I help it that I’m the smartest man in GWF history? You give me a rule and I will work it all the way to the letter of the law!

J: The guest announcer is stepping out of the ring, country music star Darth Brooks, and this one is underway!

Q: Immediately Bloodline and Nightmare lock up with the former two-time champion driving Nightmare back into the corner!

D: If either man can eliminate the other quickly, then they will have a huge advantage catching the next man into the ring unaware!

Q: Bloodline with a vicious chop and now a hard whip across the ring! Nightmare rebounds—back body drop—

B: Nightmare with a boot to the face! The Black Death plants Bloodline with a knee to the jaw and then a clothesline down to the mat! He’s motioning for the Black Death!

Q: Bloodline with a ram into the corner! Another stiff Tomahawk Thrust! Nightmare is wobbled leg…

D: The best move for him is to fall down and give Bloodline nothing but dead weight!

Q: Bloodline hoists the Black Death up, depositing him over the top rope!

B: Not out of the match though! Nightmare has the top rope!

D: The Black Death is holding on for dear life as Bloodline stomps away at him!

Q: Bloodline is now choking Nightmare! That just shows how much a Rumble win means to our superstars!

B: Nightmare with a rake to the eyes!

Q: Bloodline staggers back as Nightmare rolls back into the ring and nails him with a kick to the back of the knee! Bloodline is down to one knee—

B: Vicious kick to the back of the skull!

D: I think he may have knocked him out with that one!

J: But now he has to throw the Cetan up and over the top rope! Like Dragonmaster said, dead weight is tough to manage in the Royal Rumble!

D: And we’re nearing the third superstar coming down the aisle!

B: Nightmare has Bloodline up by the hair! He’s choking him on the top rope!

D: That still doesn’t get the job done!

B: I know that!

J: Five seconds!

Q: Nightmare with a European uppercut to the ribs! Nothing’s working!

B: Another stiff kick! It might not put him out of the ring, but it’s certainly going to leave an impression!

J: Here comes man number three! It’s…Sly Drury!

B: That sucks! He’s about the only guy on Turmoil I actually like!

Q: He doesn’t look too happy with it either!

D: The crimelord just tossed his hat down onto the apron and slides into the ring, joining Nightmare on the attack!

J: For a match that is every man for himself, we always seem to see more team-ups in this match than anywhere else!

B: Can you blame them? If they work together, they can both get what they want!

Q: Both men are trying to push Bloodline over the top rope, but the Cetan isn’t moving! He’s got that second rope bridged!

B: There’s a cheap shot from Nightmare! I love it!

D: The Black Death saw that there was no use trying to push Bloodline over and now he’s taking the low road against Sly Drury!

Q: Nightmare with a whip into the ropes—high knee to the chin!

B: He’s not forgetting Bloodline though! Nightmare with a knee to the Cetan’s gut and now hoists him up for an inverted atomic drop! Now Bloodline is teetering on the ropes!

D: More eliminations come that way than by slams or high impact moves!

B: Inverted atomic drops?

D: No! Teetering on the ropes!

Q: Nightmare turns back to Sly Drury—spear! The crimelord just put Nightmare flat on his back!

B: Bloodline’s staggering off the ropes…

D: Clothesline over the top! I told you! Drury caught him teetering and the crimelord scored our first elimination!

J: We’re nearing our fourth competitor!

Q: There goes Nightmare! Drury just caught him with that back stabber backbreaker and Nightmare flipped up and over the top rope! What a move from the cowboy!

J: Here comes number four! It’s corporal Aegis!

Q: Wait a second!

D: Where’s Aegis?

J: Our cameras are cutting to the back! Aegis is laid out! The corporal got jumped!

D: One guess who did it!

B: Amazing Guy?

D: Amazing Mann!

B: So we agree!

D: No we don’t! It’s got to be Mensar!

J: The clock is ticking as Aegis is starting to stagger up! The officials are telling him to get to the ring!

B: What? Are they gluttons for punishment? The guy’s already been eliminated! Get him to a doctor!

Q: Aegis won’t quit! The corporal is through the curtain!

B: What an idiot!

J: Aegis stumbles into the ring! He’s bleeding from the back of the head, but that won’t stop him!

Q: Drury just unloaded with a stiff kick to the back of the skull!

B: There goes Aegis!

Q: Drury with the dump out over the ropes! That was a quick showing!

B: You said it!

J: We’ve still got a few seconds before the next man enters!

B: Anyone know any jokes?

Q: Drury is propped up on the top rope! He’s daring anyone to step through the curtain!

J: He better be careful what he wishes for!

B: It’s Murdok! The undead dictator is number five!

Q: Murdok is methodically making his way down the aisle! He’s in no hurry!

D: I bet he was late to his own funeral!

B: What was that?

D: What? It’s funny! It takes an old expression and then…because he’s a zombie, you know?

B: Unbelievable!

D: What?

B: That you got hired to talk!

Q: Murdok finally enters the ring and Drury is backing down! He’s telling Murdok that they can work together!

B: Murdok with a big chop! He’s not working with anyone!

Q: The dictator shoots Drury across the ring—flying cross body block…

B: Murdok caught him! The dictator just planted Drury backward to the mat!

D: He should have tossed him over the top rope!

Q: You tell him that!

D: No thank you!

Q: Murdok pulls Drury back up and rams him face first into the corner! Big falling back suplex!

B: Murdok is never in a hurry, but at least he seems to have picked up his pace here tonight!

Q: The dictator pulls Drury up by the hair—slam into the ring post!

D: He’s got him up high enough, he needs to finish the job and toss him out of the ring!

B: Murdok marches to his own drum! The dictator pulls Drury back up and plants him with a scoop slam to the mat! A big elbow follows!

J: Here comes man number six! It’s former Uni-Champion, OT!

Q: The MVP just slid into the ring and ducked a Murdok clothesline! Graviball tackle!

B: He’s certainly got a lot of energy! How’d Vanity let this guy slip through the cracks!

D: I was wondering the same thing about Warfare! OT looks like the real deal!

Q: OT with a string of right hands and now drops down with a drop toehold!

B: Look at that genius, Drury! He’s resting in the corner!

D: Hiding is more like it!

Q: OT with a shoulder block and now leaps up—enziguri kick! Murdok is wobbling!

B: No way can the Titan get him over the top rope though!

Q: OT’s trying it!

B: Double ax-handle to the back! I told you so!

D: Murdok whips OT across the ring into the far corner!

Q: Big mistake from the dictator! He followed behind and ended up hitting sternum to buckle!

B: What’s OT doing now?

Q: He’s going for the Clincher!

B: Murdok held firm! OT couldn’t pull him down!

Q: And now Murdok just tossed OT up and over the top rope!

D: He’s still in there! He landed on his feet!

B: Murdok lunges forward—OT with a shoulder to the gut!

D: He’s trying to pull Murdok over the top rope by his neck!

Q: What power! Murdok just lifted OT up and suplexed him back into the ring!

B: I tell you, if Murdok ever puts it all together, I’m not sure anyone in the GWF can stop this monster!

J: It’s time for lucky number seven! Who’s it going to be?

[jonathan]

Q: I can’t believe it! It’s Morbid!

B: Who?

D: OT’s sparring partner! Sometimes the Rumble works it’s own magic!

Q: Morbid is in the ring and nails Murdok from behind with a dropkick to the back of the knee! A knee to the gut!

B: I thought he and OT don’t get along?

D: They don’t, but the Rumble makes for strange bedfellows!

Q: Both men grab Murdok by the neck—double team suplex! What a blow!

B: That’s what I wanted to see!

Q: OT with a double ax-handle to Morbid’s back! The MVP couldn’t work with the hard edge superstar for long!

D: Now OT rams Morbid face first into the buckle and hoists him up for a Master Blaster!

Q: Reverse! Morbid with a falling DDT to the mat!

B: The idiot! He’s putting on a submission hold!

Q: That’s his Bloody Straight Jacket lock!

D: I’ve got to agree with Bloodline on this one! A submission move in this match is pointless!

Q: It inflicts damage! I think that’s all Morbid wants to do at this point!

B: He better think about moving! Murdok is back on his feet and looking for a fight!

Q: Last Call kick! Drury just blindsided Murdok with that kick and the dictator topples over the top rope to the floor!

B: How many is that for Drury so far?

D: All four eliminations in the mat!

B: Wow!

J: Man number eight looks like…

B: Oh stars!

D: Dante! Dante! Dante is here!

B: Save it for the second date!

D: The galaxy’s premiere superstar slides under the rope and tackles Drury down to the mat!

B: Morbid is coming over to slow the newcomer—

D: Hell Kick! What a shot!

B: He kicked him in the balls! How is that something to be proud of?

Q: You can’t say that!

B: Sure I can! It’s PPV!

Q: I guarantee Grogan fines you!

B: Who cares? I’ve got plenty of money!

D: Dante hoists Morbid up and is trying to throw him over the top rope, but the hard edge superstar has a firm grip on the top rope!

Q: These superstars who grow up studying the business have huge advantages in these type of matches! They’ve seen what works from some of the best in the business!

D: Dante is really trying to toss Morbid! I don’t know if there’s a back story to this or not!

Q: OT with the save! The MVP just caught Dante with a Graviball tackle to the lower back!

B: He must want to be the only man to eliminate Morbid!

Q: Oh my stars!

B: Drury from behind, just spun OT around and planted him with that Crimelord falling knee drop!

Q: OT snaps back—he’s out!

D: Another elimination from Drury!

J: Not a second too soon! Coming down the aisle is man number nine, the TV Champion, Raze!

B: Business is picking up now!

Q: Raze races into the ring, pushing OT aside before sliding under the bottom rope and tackling Dante!

D: Why’s everyone going for Dante now?

B: That was one person!

Q: Drury just chopped Morbid with a stiff lick, but the hard edge superstar seemed to like it! He responds with a chop of his own! A second chop!

B: Drury hits the mat like Dragonmaster in a singles match!

D: Any time, any place, Brainstorm! Don’t forget who the Hall of Famer here is!

Q: On the other side of the ring, Raze is up on the second rope, hammering Dante with nine heavy right hands! Where’s ten?

D: Dante just grabbed Raze up—running inverted atomic drop! There’s ten!

Q: Raze staggers back into the ropes, followed by a big clothesline from Dante!

D: How did he hold onto the ropes and stay in this ring?

B: He’s a champion! He knows what it takes to win!

D: Dante is applying the boots, but it doesn’t look like Raze is going to get back off the mat! He’s hooked that bottom rope and isn’t moving!

Q: On the other side of the ring again, Morbid with a series of shoulder blocks into Drury’s gut and now steps back for a—

D: Fourth Circle from Dante! The thespian just nailed Morbid head on with that move!

Q: I know Drury isn’t upset in the slightest!

B: Raze is shaking loose the cobwebs and looking to see who’s coming down the aisle!

J: It’s…Betrayer!

B: I love this guy! He cracks me up!

D: But can he wrestle?

B: He cracks me up!

Q: Betrayer slides into the ring and immediately goes toward Drury! He’s standing over him letting the crimelord catch his breath!

B: Now there’s a real partner!

Q: Here comes Raze! The impeccable one is unloading on Betrayer, but the masked man won’t drop!

D: I don’t notice Drury rushing to help him!

B: He’s trying to catch his breath!

Q: While Raze hammers away at Betrayer, Morbid has managed to lock Dante in an anklelock submission hold!

D: Look at Dante try to kick his way free though!

Q: Morbid is holding strong, but those kicks are really finding their marks! I think Dante just busted the hard edge superstar’s lip open!

D: Now Drury joins in on the attack!

B: See? I told you he was resting!

Q: Drury just raked Raze’s eyes and now he and Betrayer are hammering the TV champion down to the canvas!

B: In the Royal Rumble match, nothing is more deadly than a partnership! Two men working together can completely rule the ring!

D: If they’re the right two men!

B: Well of course!

Q: We’ve hit a holding pattern here! Dante has finally broken the anklelock, but it doesn’t look like anyone’s going over the top rope any time soon!

J: Good thing it’s time to bring in man number eleven! It looks like…

B: Not him!

D: The GWF’s madman! Comedy is here!

Q: And he brought Floyd alongside him!

B: What’s that move called?

Q: Morbidly Cruel! Morbid plastered Dante with it!

D: What the stars?

B: Comedy just nailed Morbid with Floyd! I thought he hated Dante?

D: With those two, who can tell?

Q: Comedy isn’t stopping there! The madman just nailed Betrayer with Floyd!

D: There’s a shot for Drury!

B: He hit Raze! Is there anyone he won’t hit?

Q: I don’t think so!

D: The fans are going crazy as Comedy nails Drury behind the knee with Floyd again before drilling Betrayer on top of the skull! That’s going to leave a mark!

B: Why is he allowed to bring that weapon into the ring? This is the Royal Rumble, not a hardcore match!

D: Exclusive to GWF Warfare, only on Friday nights!

B: Did you just plug your show?

D: Of course I did!

Q: Comedy with another shot to the back of Morbid! What’s he doing now?

D: He’s shaking his head! What’s that mean?

B: I think it means nobody is home!

Q: Now the madman is stalking behind Dante! He’s got Floyd up!

J: Here comes man number twelve!

Q: It’s Leviathan!

D: Listen to this crowd pop! I haven’t heard an ovation like this all night!

B: You haven’t been listening!

Q: The Samaritan just slid into the ring and tackled Comedy around the waist! He saved Dante!

B: Your guys on Warfare make no sense to me! They hate each other, then they love each other!

D: It’s called watching out for one another! That’s what makes Warfare great!

Q: Leviathan is really tearing into Comedy! Right! Left!

B: What the stars was that?

D: His vaunted billowing breath! It seems to make people lose consciousness!

B: How’s it working on Comedy? He wears a mask!

D: He has to breathe somewhere!

B: That stuff is worse than Floyd!

D: Comedy is near the ropes gagging—clothesline over from Leviathan! What a shot!

B: I thought Warfare stuck together?

D: With everyone but that madman!

Q: On the far side of the ring, Dante just hoisted Raze onto his shoulders—Heaven Slam over the top rope!

B: They’re clearing house! How are Warfare wrestlers clearing house?

Q: Drury is next in the line of attack! Leviathan is stalking right behind him!

B: That’s what a good right hand man does! Betrayer just stepped in front of Drury!

D: The crimelord pulled him into the way!

Q: Both Dante and Leviathan are laying into the masked man! The partnership is alive and well here in the Royal Rumble!

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J: And here comes unlucky number thirteen! It’s Euritar!

B: Unlucky? That man could win with any number! And he proved it two years ago!

Q: Inside the ring, Dante and Leviathan just tossed Betrayer up and over for our first joint elimination of the night!

D: Leviathan is daring Drury to stand up! He wants the crimelord to get a little piece of the action!

Q: Wait a second!

B: I love it!

D: Dante just eliminated Leviathan from behind! What a toss!

B: And the Samaritan doesn’t look none too happy!

Q: Who can blame him?

D: It’s every man for himself! Everyone knows that!

B: Try telling that to Leviathan! He’s not leaving happily at all!

Q: Euritar is finally in the ring and applying the boots to Drury while Dante is trying to explain what he did!

B: He better watch out!

D: Scorpi Suicide Kick! Euritar just blindsided Dante with that kick over the top rope!

B: He deserved every second of it!

D: Somehow though, Dante managed to hang onto the second rope! The thespian is still in the match!

B: But for how long? He has to be hearing bells ring after that shot!

Q: Euritar drops a knee down onto Dante’s throat before grabbing Drury and ramming him into the second buckle! Euritar has his pick of the ring right now!

B: I told you, Euritar can easily win this match from the thirteen slot! He’s got the stamina and the experience to get the job done!

Q: He’s still got a lot of superstars left to make his way through before this one is over, including our fourteenth man!

J: It’s the heathen chief, Paganax!

B: Now this is one impressive specimen! Paganax is all muscle and one of the most no-nonsense men in the history of the GWF!

Q: But can he win the Royal Rumble?

B: He’ll certainly try!

Q: Paganax steps over the top rope and nails Euritar with a vicious chop! He hoists the punk up—

D: Dante makes the save with a clip from behind!

B: It didn’t even take the heathen chief down!

Q: Paganax tosses Euritar back into the corner before turning to face Dante!

D: There’s no quit in the thespian! He’s unloading with everything he’s got!

B: It’s not enough!

Q: Paganax with a kick right to Dante’s jaw! What a shot! That nearly tore his head off his shoulders!

B: I told you Paganax was no nonsense!

Q: The heathen hoists Dante back up—Pagan Void!

B: Stick a fork in him!

D: I didn’t expect him to come to the rescue!

Q: Sly Drury has joined Euritar! Both men are hammering away at Paganax!

B: Neither one is having any effect!

Q: You got that right! Paganax just shoved both men back and Drury went up and over the top rope to the ring apron!

B: Euritar was lucky! He only crashed into the corner again!

Q: Paganax is going for Drury! If he hits him here, there’s nowhere for Drury to go but down!

J: And there’s the buzzer! Here comes our fifteenth man! It’s…Monolith!

Q: Are you kidding me? The undefeated leviathan is making his way down the aisle and Paganax has stopped everything! He’s glaring up the ramp at Monolith!

B: Drury wisely rolls back into the ring and retreats to a corner, opposite from Euritar who’s doing the same thing! The only man not moving is the thespian, Dante! He might be broken in half!

D: I wouldn’t count Dante out yet! He’s got the heart of a champion!

B: Heart of a champion or not, he’s still got the back of a mortal! Paganax destroyed him!

Q: Monolith is into the ring and now both he and the heathen chief are eyeing each other! This is going to be a classic!

B: Neither man is moving an inch! They’re taking this in!

D: Listen to the crowd! They want to see them go!

Q: Paganax shots forward first with a right hand! No effect!

B: Monolith retaliates! Neither man flinched!

Q: Both men are locked up! They’re trying to pull each other out of the ring!

B: You idiots! That’ll eliminate you both!

Q: Paganax with an elbow to the nose, and now he whips Monolith into the ropes! Spinebuster!

D: Monolith is back up! I can’t believe it!

B: Paganax can’t either!

Q: Monolith just rolled over and is now smiling! I think he thinks he’s taken Paganax’s best and is still standing!

B: Paganax rushes forward again—

Q: Uppercut to the jaw! Paganax just got rocked!

D: The leviathan has Paganax by the waist—belly-to-belly suplex! The fans are going crazy!

J: Here comes man number sixteen! It’s… Darkseed!

B: The demon is loose!

D: With this much beef in the ring, the squared circle is filling up!

B: There’s only six men in the ring!

D: Yeah, but three of them are Monolith, Darkseed, and Paganax!

Q: The demon slides into the ring and nails Monolith from behind with a knee to the lower back! Now he pulls Monolith up and scoop slams him to the mat!

D: Did you know he was that strong?

B: Look at him! Of course he’s that strong!

Q: Darkseed takes two steps back—falling headbutt to Monolith’s face!

D: That’ll break a nose!

Q: Darkseed’s an equal opportunity fighter! He just grabbed Drury by the collar and slams him back into the corner! How long’s Drury been in this match?

D: He just passed twenty-seven minutes!

B: He’s still got a long way to go before breaking Euritar’s record!

Q: The punk is back in the action, driving a kick to Paganax’s ribs before leaping up and rocking the heathen with a spinning back heel kick!

D: Look at Darkseed! He’s got Drury high into the air! All he’s got to do is throw him up and over that top rope!

Q: Dante just saved him!

D: What is he thinking? I thought Dante knew better than that!

B: Maybe Dante is finally joining the side of right! Maybe he’s finally using his head!

Q: Dante just leveled Drury with a lariat! So much for that partnership!

D: And now the thespian just nailed Darkseed with a Hell kick!

B: It didn’t faze him!

J: Here comes man number seventeen! It’s the former TV Champion, Cypher!

D: A former Warfare superstar!

B: One of the few diamonds in the rough from the Friday night show!

D: Cypher slides into the ring and immediately tackles Dante to the mat! Apparently their long running Warfare feud still sticks in the Olympian’s memory!

Q: On the far side of the ring, Monolith just pulled Drury up off the mat! Both of these men look like they’ve been through a war already!

B: Monolith has been a target since the minute he stepped into the ring! Drury’s the same way!

Q: Euritar just caught Paganax with a knee to the chin and now a whip into the ropes! Paganax reverses and answers with a big elbow to the nose!

D: Most people pay good money for cosmetic surgery like that!

B: Mock him now, but Euritar’s still hanging on! Mark my words, he’s going to pull this one out and finally, GWF Assault will have a champion we can be proud of!

D: You’re not proud of Varsity?

B: He steals all my movie roles!

Q: Monolith is back on the attack, nailing Dante and Cypher with a double-team clothesline! He took down two men with one blow!

D: Now it’s Monolith and Darkseed glaring at each other!

B: Don’t forget about Paganax!

Q: The three biggest men in the ring are going at each other with rights and lefts! No one’s targeting anyone! They’re just swinging!

B: Look how smart Drury is! He’s resting in the corner!

D: What a coward he is, is more like it! He’s been in the match for almost half an hour, but I’d say he’s only wrestled three of those minutes!

B: Whatever it takes to win!

Q: All three men are hammering each other and teetering near the ropes! They better watch out! Dante’s already back on his feet!

J: Just in time for our eighteenth entry…American Guy!

B: Who?

Q: One-half of Stars and Stripes!

B: Where’s his partner?

Q: American Guy qualified for the Rumble at a house show last week! US Male isn’t in this match!

B: That’s dumb! There’s no way a tag team wrestler will win the Rumble without his partner! Who would pay to see that main event?

D: Dante’s stalking Monolith! He’s going to try and eliminate him from behind!

Q: Monolith turned! The leviathan grabs Dante by the throat and hoists him high into the air for a chokeslam!

B: That’s one way to squash a bug!

D: Dante’s smart though! He landed in the center of the ring! He’s not going anywhere!

B: Did you just say Dante was smart for taking a chokeslam in the center of the ring?

D: Yes, I did!

B: Unbelievable!

Q: Paganax just nailed Euritar with a double ax-handle to the back while Darkseed chokes Drury in the far corner! I don’t think American Guy has touched anyone yet!

D: He hasn’t!

B: Maybe he’s picking a target!

D: He’s got one now!

Q: American Guy just nailed Darkseed with a dropkick between the shoulder blades, sending the demon into the corner!

D: Why would he save Drury? Of all people! Drury?

B: You said it yourself, the Rumble makes strange bedfellows!

[jonathan]

J: No one’s stranger than this man, the nefarious demon, Nosfera!

Q: That has to be the quickest entry into the Royal Rumble of all-time! Nosfera just leapt down the aisle and into the ring!

D: He’s unloading with kicks on anything that moves! American Guy catches one! Monolith! Paganax!

B: Drury just fell to the mat! He’s not taking one of those kicks!

Q: The nefarious demon reaches back—Blue Flame! He caught Paganax right between the eyes with that illegal flame!

B: Stars! How can he do that?

D: Paganax is flailing around the ring!

B: What’s that sneak Dante doing?

Q: Dante just back body dropped the heathen chief up and over the top rope!

B: The man was blinded! That shouldn’t count!

Q: Nosfera is roaring at Dante! He wanted the—

D: Who is that?

Q: It’s Retribution! Retribution has come for Nosfera!

B: The fans are going crazy! I don’t even know who that guy is!

Q: Retribution hates Nosfera! He’s slowly making his way up the aisle, glaring at the nefarious one!

D: Look at Nosfera back pedal! I thought Retribution was still out with injury?

Q: It doesn’t look like it! He’s near the apron!

D: Monolith just tossed Nosfera up and over the ropes! Nosfera is out!

Q: And now he and Retribution are going at!

B: Leave it to that opportunistic Monolith! He took advantage of a man who isn’t even supposed to be here at ringside!

D: All’s fair in the Royal Rumble!

J: Here comes man number twenty…the Ani-man Swarm!

D: A man I might add that has been completely underutilized since leaving GWF Warfare!

B: He was good on GWF Assault!

D: In opening matches! This man is a star!

Q: Tell that to Euritar! The punk is right on top of Swarm—

D: But the Ani-man is fighting him off! Swarm is taking the former champion to the far side of the ring with those heavy left hands!

Q: There’s certainly an advantage to being fresh!

D: Swarm grabs Euritar by the arm—Irish Whip…

Q: Reversal! Euritar just whipped Swarm by the mask into the leviathan!

B: I told you that Euritar was going to win this! He’ll take every advantage he can find!

Q: Monolith and Swarm are staring at each other!

D: Isn’t Monolith an Ani-man himself?

Q: That’s what he says!

B: With a Cleansing!

Q: Also true! The leviathan just fired off a big right hand—

D: Swarm ducked! The Ani-man answers with a dropkick to the back of the knee!

Q: Monolith won’t drop!

D: And wisely, Swarm ducks away and grabs American Guy in a side headlock!

Q: Opposite side of the ring, Darkseed is choking Sly Drury with his boot on the mat—

B: Another smart play from Drury! He may be getting choked, but he’s not going anywhere from that position!

D: And near the far ropes, Monolith is hammering away at American Guy now while Swarm has slipped away and is again on top of Euritar!

J: Here comes our twenty-first entry! Stars and garters! Business is picking up! It’s Godsend!

B: The Great Evil is out and Darkseed couldn’t look happier!

Q: Godsend slides into the ring and nails Swarm with a double ax-handle to the back! He’s telling Darkseed to hold the Ani-man for a string of rights and lefts—

D: Hate to interrupt you, Qualitar, but Dante has a near elimination in the corner! The thespian has Cypher up onto the top rope! He’s trying to shove him out!

B: And Drury is back up, nailing Euritar with a kick to the lower back!

D: What’s Cypher doing?

Q: The Olympian has locked on a front chokehold on Dante! He’s trying to pull Dante over the top rope!

B: He might just do it, too! Dante’s got to be tired!

Q: He did! Cypher just pulled Dante up and over the top rope! The thespian is out while Cypher slides back into the ring!

D: How long was Dante out there?

Q: By my count, a little over twenty-six minutes!

D: You’ve got to give it up for that performance!

B: I don’t!

Q: On the opposite side of the ring, Monolith just hammered Euritar with a Crashing Stampede charge, saving Drury who looked to be over the top rope with no prayer!

D: I’m doing it again! Darkseed and Godsend are really doing a number on Swarm! The galaxy’s hottest man is in danger of being eliminated!

B: Can you really call him that now? He’s as cool as the other side of the pillow!

D: What?

Q: I didn’t see that coming! Monolith just press slammed American Guy up and over the top rope! That’ll tear some ligaments landing on concrete with that kind of velocity!

J: And here comes our twenty-second entry! It’s…Mensar!

B: There’s my pick!

Q: I thought it was Euritar!

B: At number twenty-two? Mensar has to be the favorite!

D: He’s in no hurry to enter the ring!

B: Would you be? He’s got two minutes!

Q: Inside the squared circle, Darkseed just laced Swarm with a headbutt! Now the demon tosses the Ani-man up and over the top rope to the concrete floor!

D: Another waste for a man who is destined for greatness! I thought this would be his year!

B: Your Warfare guys are going out left and right! Godsend just dropped Cypher over the top rope with a Realm Eternal slam!

D: Cypher is on your show now! He’s your guy!

B: Only when he’s winning!

Q: Monolith is glaring at Mensar who still hasn’t made his way into the ring!

B: What the stars!

D: Where’d the lights go?

B: Who’s that?

Q: There’s a purple smoke in the ring! What’s going on?

B: That’s Shepard! The vagabond priest is in the ring!

Q: Godsend and Darkseed are livid! Both men lunge at the priest—

B: How?

Q: It was a mirage! An illusion! Shepard isn’t there at all!

B: What is that idiot doing?

Q: Wait a second! Monolith is behind both Godsend and Darkseed! The Alliance doesn’t see him!

B: They’re laughing at Shepard! They don’t see the leviathan!

D: Yes!

Q: Monolith just clotheslined both Godsend and Darkseed over the top rope! He eliminated both men with one shot!

B: I can’t believe it! This isn’t right! Shepard’s not in this match!

D: He wasn’t in the ring!

B: It’s not fair!

Q: Mensar rolls into the ring just as the buzzer expires! Who is man number twenty-three?

J: Here comes our twenty-third entrant into the Royal Rumble, the final GWF Warfare representative, Anarchy!

B: Now him I like!

D: The Brymstonian is certainly looking to make heads turn tonight! Earlier in the afternoon he told me that he was looking at this as a final chance to make a run at that coveted championship belt that has eluded the man for now sixteen years!

B: Has it been that long?

D: Anarchy is the longest wrestling superstar in the GWF today, and by my account, forget Vyper and Kill Prey, Anarchy’s the greatest superstar to never hold a major championship, even if I do hate the man’s attitude!

B: You even shill the men you hate!

Q: Anarchy enters the ring and glares at the leviathan, Monolith! The undefeated superstar certainly hasn’t made any friends here tonight in the Rumble!

D: He’s the biggest target in the ring!

Q: The Brymstonian goes right at him with a string of backhand chops! No one ever accused Anarchy of being one to back down from a fight!

B: He’s actually rocking the big man!

Q: Anarchy unloads with another big right hand! Another! He just took Monolith down to one knee!

D: What’s he doing?

B: Drury just nailed Anarchy from behind with a knee to the back of the head! The crimelord just saved Monolith for a few more seconds!

D: I’m convinced that with his momentum, Anarchy was going to finally eliminate the seven-foot leviathan! No question Anarchy has the power to do it!

Q: In the corner, Euritar pulls Drury back and is choking away at the crimelord while Mensar continues to stand in a neutral corner!

D: Has he even made contact with anyone?

B: Why would he? They’re all doing the work for him!

Q: Euritar nails Drury with a weak chop! Both of these men are out of steam while superstars like Anarchy and Mensar are still fresh!

J: And we’ve still got seven to go, including this man, entrant number twenty-four…Bloat!

B: Another Assault guy! Get in there and do some damage, big boy!

D: He’s disgusting! You all actually signed this freak?

B: You bet we did! He’s a sadist! He’s right at home with the real hardcore crowd on GWF Assault!

D: Then why don’t you have a belt?

Q: Bloat lumbers into the ring and nails Euritar with a double ax-handle!

B: What are you doing? Stick together!

Q: The behemoth steps past Mensar, who wisely backs away from this disgusting mound of flesh, before nailing Monolith with a forearm to the back of the neck! Bloat drives a boot to Monolith’s back while the fans are staring in awe of this freak!

B: Can you imagine Bloat as the next GWF Champion?

D: I’d rather not!

Q: Business just picked up! This is what people want to see! Bloat and Anarchy are staring at each other!

B: These are the two most sadistic men in the GWF today! Maybe ever!

D: Bloat lunges forward, but Anarchy cuts him off with a short punch to the ribs!

B: No way that punch made it through all that flab to the ribs!

D: Anarchy is trying to choke Bloat, but I think the freak likes it!

B: Knowing Bloat, he does!

Q: What’s that behemoth doing? He’s reaching into his tights!

B: Careful! This isn’t a Troubleshooters match, creep!

Q: Bloat has a fork! He’s got a fork in the ring! Is that legal?

B: Is anything?

[jonathan]

J: While Bloat stabs Anarchy’s face with that fork, here comes the twenty-fifth entrant in the Royal Rumble…Shin Ko!

B: He’s had a lot of luck in battle royals, even winning a battle royal last year to become the new number one contender! With this late a draw, he may have it in him to win the whole thing!

Q: Shin Ko slides into the ring and nails Drury with an elbow to the back of the neck! The innovator quickly hoists Drury up onto his shoulders—

B: Independent Slam!

Q: I knew what it was called!

B: Of course you did! Everyone watches Assault!

Q: Just like everyone knows all about Turmoil!

B: Never heard of it!

D: Anarchy and Bloat are really going at it in the corner! These two guys are choking and gouging away at each other! I’d love to see this hardcore match on Friday nights!

B: Fat chance! Get it? Because he’s fat?

Q: Even for you that was bad!

B: I’ve got a bit of a throat thing! I’m not feeling the best!

Q: Finally Mensar locks up with someone! He just nailed Euritar with a lariat from behind!

D: He’s going two-for-two!

Q: The Mensan continued his momentum, nearly kicking a rising Monolith’s head off his shoulders!

D: I’d like to see anyone dead lift that mass over the top rope!

B: If anyone can do it, it would be Mensar!

Q: Anarchy and Bloat are out! The two men just wrestled each other over the top rope!

B: They’re not done fighting! They’re going up the ramp together!

J: We’ve seen that before tonight! Some fights don’t end in the ring at GWF Snowed In! Here comes man number twenty-six! It’s the intense warrior, Valour!

Q: The intense warrior slides into the ring and immediately nails Drury with a running shoulder block! Valour turns and catches Shin Ko with a boot to the gut and now a backhand chop to Mensar!

B: He really is an intense warrior, isn’t he?

Q: The man loves to fight!

D: Valour is chopping away at Mensar, trying to take down the big tree trunk!

B: Euritar with a clip!

D: We’ve said it before! We’ll say it again! The Rumble makes strange bedfellows!

Q: You got that right! Euritar and Valour are stomping away at Mensar! These two men are looking to take the big man out of the fight!

B: How long has Euritar been in the ring? It’s had to be an hour at least!

D: He’s not even close to his all-time record, but he is at twenty-seven minutes! Much loser to the all-time record is Sly Drury who right now is sitting at forty-seven minutes!

B: The guy has hung on for dear life! Just like now, where he’s clutching the bottom rope in hopes of catching his breath!

Q: Euritar just turned on Valour, chopping the intense warrior, but it didn’t seem to have an effect! Valour responds with a big right hand!

D: That certainly had an effect!

Q: Euritar is down crawling on the mat while Valour turns to the leviathan, Monolith! The intense warrior is unloading with fevered blows!

D: After all the punches, kicks, and blows Monolith has taken in this match, how is he still standing?

Q: He might not be for long! Valour just hit the side ropes for a big shoulder block! A second one!

D: Monolith is stumbling! One more and he’s done!

Q: Valour pops his neck and flies back toward the side ropes—

D: Scorpi Suicide Kick!

Q: Euritar just kicked Valour over the top rope! The intense warrior didn’t even make it two minutes!

J: Just barely under it! Here comes man number twenty-seven! It’s the Uni-Champion, Quetzal!

Q: The Aztec races into the ring, sliding right into Euritar’s legs! He’s really going at the punk!

B: What’d he ever do to Euritar?

Q: I think Quetzal’s mad at the world!

D: Wouldn’t you be? He’s got all the talent in the galaxy and he still doesn’t get the press he deserves!

B: He’s the Uni-Champion! Is there anyone on Warfare, past or present, you won’t pimp?

Q: The Aztec is lacing Euritar with rights and lefts while Monolith is stumbling into the Mensan!

D: Not for long! Mensar just got taken down from behind by the crimelord!

B: I thought I liked Drury and he goes and does something stupid like that! Mensar is an asset! Use him!

Q: Shin Ko is breaking up that partnership, nailing Drury with a spinning heel kick to the back of the skull!

B: You don’t see many wrestling moves in a Rumble, do you?

D: Who would attempt one? The longer you tie up, the more you expose yourself to risk!

Q: Shin Ko is measuring up Monolith! What’s he doing?

B: Shinnovator!

Q: Monolith caught him! The leviathan caught that standing hurricanrana spike!

D: Monolith is trying to dump him over the top rope!

Q: Quetzal just nailed Monolith from behind! He’s trying to topple the leviathan! Shin Ko’s pulling from the front! Can they get him?

J: Here comes our twenty-eighth man! It’s Disaster!

B: Who cares? Monolith is practically on the floor!

Q: No he’s not! Monolith is fighting back! He pushes Shin Ko off to the apron—

B: Not eliminated!

Q: Now the leviathan turns and nails Quetzal with a forearm to the jaw! Chokeslam on Euritar!

D: They woke up a sleeping giant!

Q: Quetzal ducked a lariat! The Aztec hops onto the top rope and flies back—

B: Monolith swatted him! He swatted him out of midair! I can’t believe it!

Q: Quetzal is eliminated! The leviathan swung for the fences with that blow! Now he’s turning to glare at Shin Ko, the man who started all this!

B: The innovator is daring him to bring it! At least get back in the ring before you do that, Shin Ko!

D: Shin Ko doesn’t see Disaster! The Aetheran is right behind him!

Q: Disaster pulled Shin Ko off the apron! I think he’s eliminated!

B: How? Disaster hasn’t even entered the ring yet!

Q: It doesn’t matter! Shin Ko was thrown over the top rope! The ref’s are telling him that he’s out!

B: What an injustice! This isn’t right!

D: Finally Disaster slides into the ring, bringing out our final previous Rumble winner! Both he and Euritar are still in this contest, with Bloodline earning the dubious honor of first man eliminated!

B: Another Turmoil tragedy story!

Q: Ignoring that, Euritar is back on Sly Drury, choking away at the nearly unconscious Drury!

D: I don’t like him, but the crimelord has the bottom rope hooked! He may not make it out of here alive, but no one is eliminating him in that position!

Q: Disaster and Monolith seem to be working a temporary partnership, teaming up on Mensar and trying to hoist him over the top rope while we await our twenty-ninth entrant! Who will it be?

J: It’s Payback! The hardcore Titan has drawn number twenty-nine!

Q: The hardcore Titan slides into the ring and nails Euritar with a knee to the sternum! A second knee hits him hard in the gut!

D: You’ve got to think with this draw, the hardcore Titan has a chance to finally grab that gold ring!

B: If number twenty-nine is great, Nicodemus at thirty is guaranteed to win tonight!

D: You know as well as I do that no one is guaranteed to win the Royal Rumble!

Q: Payback hoists Euritar up and drops him hard to the canvas! The Titan drops a knee down to the tip of the punk’s nose!

D: That’ll leave a mark!

Q: Monolith and Mensar are forming a makeshift pairing now, hammering away at Disaster and trying to take down the Aetheran nightmare!

B: If anyone can do it, it’s those two! Look at the beef in this ring!

D: Mensar just stuck a thumb in Monolith’s eye!

B: I love it! This is the Rumble! There are no rules!

Q: Drury took that to heart, nailing Mensar with a blatant lowblow uppercut!

B: He can’t do that!

D: You just said there are no rules in the Rumble!

B: For Assault guys!

Q: Payback is really tearing a path in the ring! He just left Euritar and took Drury down with a spinning clothesline! That looked impressive!

B: Yeah, big man! He’s fighting only the men who’ve been in the ring for excess of a half hour!

D: Drury is now at the fifty-three plus mark! He keeps this up, he might challenge Euritar’s record!

Q: He’ll have to get Payback off him! The Titan hoists Drury up—Titan Drop!

D: I think he was going to try and slam him over the top rope, but couldn’t hold the crimelord that long!

J: He’ll have more opportunities! Drury is out cold and here comes our thirtieth entrant! No surprise here, it’s Nicodemus!

B: By virtue of his win on GWF Assault in the Beat the Clock competition!

D: I still don’t think it’s right that GWF Assault secures the thirtieth slot every year with that contest!

B: Take it up with our lawyers!

Q: Nicodemus climbs into the ring and these are the lucky seven men! We’ve seen twenty-three superstars eliminated to get to this point! Who will walk out of here the 2130 Royal Rumble winner?

B: Somehow you Turmoil jerks are holding a four to three advantage in wrestlers, but I’ll take our three any day! I can’t help but notice Warfare doesn’t have anyone left, Dragonmaster!

D: It was a tough year, but we’re still proud knowing the displays are men put on the Rumble! Every single superstar made an impact, which is more than I can say for the Assault contingent! Some of them were out so fast I didn’t even finish introducing them!

Q: Nicodemus just nailed Payback with a vicious left hand! The Ancient follows up with an Irish whip into the ropes and then a big spinebuster to the mat!

D: I’m surprised the Titan cleared the chaos! Did you see those bodies jumping out of the way?

B: Euritar has Drury up on the ropes! No one’s taking his record!

Q: There’s Monolith with the save! The leviathan just saved Drury!

B: I guess that’s payback for giving him a Cleansing?

Q: I thought you didn’t watch Turmoil?

B: Somebody text me that! I wouldn’t watch an inferior broadcast!

D: So you never tape yourself?

B: You’re on thin ice tonight, Dragonmaster!

D: Any time, Brainstorm!

J: Gentlemen, let’s get back to the action at hand! This is heating up to be a scorching inferno of a finish!

Q: Nicodemus is really working over Payback, but the Titan has that second rope hooked! He’s not going anywhere!

B: Euritar just raked Monolith’s eyes and now goes over to a neutral corner to rest! I love his strategy!

D: If anyone has one in this match, it’s got to be former winner, and the only man to ever enter the Rumble number one and win, Euritar!

Q: Disaster is all too happy to take Euritar’s place, nailing Monolith with a double ax-handle and then a big Atomic Spike!

D: Monolith didn’t drop! The leviathan is still up on his feet!

B: Mensar’s back up! The Mensan just nailed Euritar with a forearm to the side of the jaw!

D: He’ll be eating from a straw this week after that shot!

B: Did you get those clichés from a book or what?

Q: Nicodemus is joining the assault! He really wants Euritar out of this match!

B: He promised to eliminate the punk tonight, and with Mensar’s help, he’s looking to make good on that! I just wish they’d wait until all the Turmoil idiots are out!

Q: On the far side of the ring, Payback is back up and just nailed Disaster from behind with a dropkick to the lower back! The Titan grabs Disaster by the hair—he’s going for an elimination…

D: Not a chance! Disaster just shoved Payback back away into the ropes!

B: Crimelord! Drury just nailed that knee to the jaw finisher of his!

Q: Payback stumbles back and Drury eliminates him with a clothesline up and over the top rope!

J: We’re down to six men! Can Drury do it? He’s already been in the ring now for fifty-eight minutes! He’s really making a push for Euritar’s all-time record!

B: He’s out of gas though! He just collapsed back to the mat! The man’s just lucky no one has noticed him!

D: He’s played that strategy all night and it’s worked to perfection! Still, with beef like Monolith, Disaster, Mensar, and Nicodemus, to say nothing of former winner Euritar, Sly Drury still has a long way to go to pull this one out!

B: Look at Euritar! The punk has risen from the dead!

Q: Euritar just chopped Drury back down to the mat! Every time he stands up, someone knocks him down!

B: He needs to throw him over! We’re dead even with Assault and Turmoil! Eliminate those three idiots!

D: Euritar is a whirling dervish! The punk just chopped Monolith from behind and now nails Mensar with a knee to the chin!

B: Don’t hit him! Hit the Turmoil wrestlers!

Q: The punk has finally found who he wanted! He’s right in front of Nicodemus and daring the Ancient to back up his threats!

B: It was Nicodemus who promised to eliminate Euritar here tonight, but we’ve seen how good those promises have been in the Rumble!

D: You got that right! Aegis promised to eliminate Mensar and he didn’t even make it until the Mensan entered the ring!

Q: Euritar is jawing with the Ancient! He’s telling him to eliminate him now!

D: The Ancient fires a big right hand!

B: Euritar ducked!

Q: The punk ducked low and swept Nicodemus down to the mat! Now Euritar hops onto the second rope and flies back with a spinning back elbow to the jaw!

B: Is no one else fighting? They’re all just watching this exchange!

D: Wouldn’t you?

B: I’m being paid for it, though!

Q: Nobody is stepping in the way of this fight! Euritar pulls Nicodemus back up and drives two hard kicks to his ribs! The punk spins around—what a kick to the helmet!

D: How can he even wear a helmet to the ring?

B: He says it’s connected to his pain centers!

D: And you believe him?

B: He also says he’s composed of pure atomic energy! I’m not taking the helmet off to check!

D: Fair enough.

Q: Euritar pulls Nicodemus up by the arm—elbow slam to the mat!

D: He should have thrown him over the top rope!

B: He shouldn’t even be fighting with Nicodemus until all the Turmoil guys are out of the ring!

Q: Euritar is motioning that he’s going to finish this one off! He’s tapping his knee!

B: Scorpi Suicide Kick time!

Q: The punk explodes forward—

D: Nicodemus ducked!

Q: The Ancient just hoisted Euritar up and threw him over the top rope to the concrete floor! Euritar is out!

B: I can’t believe it! How did he eliminate Euritar? He was the odds-on favorite to win this match!

D: Says you!

B: How long did he last?

D: Just under forty minutes!

B: I can’t believe it!

D: Neither can he! He’s staring in abject shock! I don’t think he thought the Ancient could do it!

Q: Nicodemus is glaring at Euritar, telling him that he promised to finish off the punk!

B: Here they go!

D: The officials are having to hold back Euritar! He wants back in the ring!

Q: If Nicodemus would stop egging him on, maybe he’d calm down!

B: He earned the right to gloat! Hey!

D: Disaster just tossed Nicodemus over the top rope!

B: What the stars was that?

Q: We’re down to the final four! Disaster just caught Nicodemus with his eyes off the ball!

D: He should have focused on winning the Rumble and not Euritar! That momentary hesitation is sending Nicodemus back to the locker room empty-handed!

B: At least GWF Assault superstars have enough class not to fight up the ramp!

Q: Because there’s a swarm of officials between them! That must be every single official in the GWF watching those two men!

D: Everyone but our two feet-checkers! They’re still on the ball waiting to see who will be the 2130 Royal Rumble winner!

Q: All four men have backed into opposite corners, and I can’t help but notice that there are three Turmoil superstars and only one Assault wrestler left!

B: He’s the best though! I’d put the farm on Mensar!

D: I thought you put your money on Euritar!

B: You know we’re not allowed to bet, Dragonmaster!

Q: Drury is barely standing in his corner! He’s been out there for one hour and almost two minutes!

B: Even I’m impressed, but it won’t help when he runs into the wrecking machine!

D: Mensar certainly looks good for a man that has now been in the ring for twenty-four plus minutes!

Q: Monolith is still going strong at thirty-eight minutes! I was worried about the leviathan’s conditioning, but he’s managed to take every single superstar’s blows and keep on trucking!

D: No one is as fresh as the Aetheran nightmare though! Disaster entered at twenty-eight and has only been in the ring for just over fourteen minutes! Which superstar will have just enough left in the tank to pull off a Royal Rumble victory?

J: The competitors are seeming to pair off! Disaster and Mensar are actually looking at each other and seem to be making a partnership!

Q: Can you blame them? Not only have Monolith and Drury been on the same page all match, but Drury was the one who imbued Monolith with the Cleansing!

B: Disaster hasn’t forgotten! The Aetheran just nailed Monolith with a stiff right hand! Another right hand laces the leviathan!

D: Monolith is rocking! After nearly forty minutes, he looks like he could actually topple!

J: Near the ropes, Mensar has got Drury by the waist and drops him with a gutwrench suplex!

B: All he’s got to do is pick up the crimelord and he’s on his way back to the locker room area!

D: He’s just eleven minutes away from breaking Euritar’s all-time record!

B: I don’t think this match will go another nine minutes! Some of these guys don’t look like they could go another five!

Q: Disaster’s not one of them! He is catching a second wind and leveling Monolith with hammering blow after hammering blow! An Atomic Spike has Monolith teetering! The Aetheran hits the side ropes—

D: Decapitator! Disaster finally dropped the seven-foot monster!

B: Listen to the fans! They’re going crazy! I know they hate Disaster, but I think everyone is just on the edge of their seats that someone finally took down this monster!

J: Near the ropes, Mensar has Drury up on the top! He’s going to eliminate the crimelord!

D: After all this time? Six eliminations? Drury has no reason to hang his head tonight!

Q: What was that?

B: That was gunfire!

J: No it wasn’t! It was Aegis’ theme song!

D: The fans are absolutely on edge! The corporal is coming back down the aisle!

B: What’s he doing here? He was eliminated already!

Q: He promised to eliminate Mensar, and he’s looking to make good on his word!

B: He can’t just come back into the ring!

D: Who’s going to stop him? Most of the officials are backstage separating other fights!

Q: Aegis just slid into the ring and Mensar spotted him! The Mensan leads with a Big Boot—

D: Aegis ducked!

Q: The corporal just nailed Mensar with a shock stick! The Mensan is wobbling!

B: He can’t use a shock stick! He can’t be in the ring! None of this is fair!

D: Aegis with another shot from that shock stick!

Q: The corporal is getting a little payback on Mensar for attacking him earlier tonight!

B: You can’t prove that Mensar did that!

D: Aegis takes a step back—big clothesline over the top rope!

B: That doesn’t count, right? Mensar’s not eliminated, right?

Q: The ref’s are signaling he is! Both feet touched the floor! Apparently they’re counting that as an elimination!

B: But Aegis wasn’t still in the match!

D: Who cares?

B: This isn’t right! Assault was cheated!

D: By your own men! I love it!

Q: We’re down to the final three, and they’re all from GWF Turmoil!

D: Any one of these three men would make one stars of a Perennial headliner, but my money has to be on Disaster! He’s the freshest man in the ring!

Q: The Aetheran is trying to prove you right, stomping away at Monolith before roaring to the crowd that he’s going to finish this off right here, right now! Who would have thought a Titan crowd would actually get behind an Aetheran?

D: Not me!

Q: Disaster pulls Monolith up by the collar! He’s going to eliminate the leviathan right now!

B: Drury with the save!

D: The crimelord just nailed Disaster with a blatant clip! What a cheap shot!

Q: Disaster never saw him coming!

D: Now Drury is pulling Monolith back to his feet! He’s actually helping the leviathan!

B: How close is Drury to setting the all-time record?

D: Three minutes!

Q: Monolith is back up and holding Disaster! He’s telling the crimelord to hit him!

D: Drury rears back—big kick right to the jaw!

B: Disaster is done! No one can stand up to the crimelord and Monolith at the same time!

Q: Drury is telling Monolith to let Disaster go! He wants to eliminate him!

D: Monolith shrugs his shoulders and lets the Aetheran fall into the ropes!

B: Look at Drury he’s measuring up the Aetheran! I think he’s going to go for that Crimelord knee finisher!

Q: Disaster staggers away from the ropes! Here comes Drury…

D: Disaster blocked! The Aetheran blocked!

Q: Not only did he block, but he dropped Drury on his head!

D: Here comes Monolith!

Q: Disaster meets him with a shoulder to the gut and then a big Atomic Spike to the skull!

B: Monolith won’t go down!

Q: And Drury won’t stay down!

J: The crimelord is back up and looking for another cheap shot!

Q: Disaster moved! Drury just missed that Last Call kick and caught himself on the top rope!

B: We’ve seen that before!

Q: And now Disaster nails Drury with a Decapitator! The crimelord is out!

D: He went one hour eleven minutes and twenty-eight seconds, two minutes and forty-one seconds off Euritar’s all-time record!

B: I thought he had it! I thought he was going to somehow will himself into winning the Royal Rumble!

Q: Disaster turns—Crashing Stampede! Monolith nearly took Disaster’s head off with that one!

D: But can he put Disaster over the top rope?

B: You bet he can!

Q: Monolith is pulling Disaster up by the hair! He’s going to whip him over the top rope!

D: Rampage! Rampage!

B: Disaster countered that whip with a Rampage!

Q: I can’t believe this! Both men are down on the mat! Who can get up first?

J: I can’t believe either man can get up!

Q: Monolith is starting to stir, but so is Disaster!

B: It’s a foot race now!

D: Monolith is up! The leviathan seems to be able to draw from the well whenever he needs it!

Q: The leviathan grabs Disaster’s head—

D: Rampage—

Q: Monolith blocked it with an elbow to the ear! The leviathan hoists Disaster into the air and tosses him over the top rope! Monolith is going to Perennial 30!

D: How did that happen?

B: It was so quick! The leviathan lifted Disaster up with one quick motion and threw him out onto the concrete!

J: What an impressive showing from Monolith! The leviathan went forty-nine minutes in this match, an unheard of feat for a man over four hundred pounds! No one that size will ever match that feat!

D: I’m more impressed with his six eliminations, after setting the record last year with nine! I never thought he’d follow up on that record-setting performance again this year!

Q: Anyway you slice it, Monolith had a career-making night tonight! And this is just the beginning! Finally, Monolith has his title shot at Perennial 30!

B: But who will he take it against?

Q: Hopefully we’ll find out tomorrow night live on GWF Turmoil!

B: I hope we find out Thursday on GWF Assault!

D: He could always come to Warfare and make the announcement!

J: Wherever he goes, we’ll be sure to deliver the decision to you fans as quick as we know! For Qualitar, Brainstorm, Dragonmaster, and all the wrestlers and behind the scenes help for the GWF, this is Johnny Rocket wishing you all good night!

(We end our broadcast with a wearied Monolith celebrating in the center of the ring.)

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This write-up is INSANE... in an CRAZY GOOD WAY!

I can tell you guys put a ton of effort into this match and the write-up...it was an awesome read and was really great to see the wild array of guys involved.

Looking forward to more stuff from the Johnson Bros. Fed.



~ :-Xsk

[jonathan]

Here's an example of one of the three weekly shows you can catch every Monday, Thursday, and Friday on our website. This is the Monday Turmoil following the Royal Rumble.

Hey guys! Qualitar here with the rundown for GWF Turmoil 2/04/30! I know there’s not a fan out there who missed last night’s stellar GWF Snowed In, right? If you did, run, don’t walk, to order one of our online 24/7 replays! The big news coming out of last night is that GWF Turmoil has a new Royal Rumble winner—the leviathan, Monolith! Will we find out tonight who Monolith will face at GWF Perennial 30? Also, by virtue of GWF Turmoil’s Clash win in 2129, we’ve got GWF Onslaught to look forward to! With so much on the horizon, there couldn’t possibly be any time for a stellar show tonight, right? Wrong! Let’s check the matches!

The night opened with Disaster backstage standing with Havoc and Rage! The Aetheran nightmare told the Tag Team Champions that there was an Aetheran turncoat in their midst! Someone had given Drury access to the Cleansing device! Someone with proper clearance! Both Rage and Havoc assured Disaster it wasn’t them! The Aetheran nightmare nodded his head a second saying he had his own suspicions on who did it! A man with nothing to lose and everything to gain from a dominant GWF Turmoil superstar! A man who was already a traitor to his race and a disgraced Aetheran! And come this Thursday, Disaster was going to confront him live! The fans in the arena gasped! Disaster’s going to GWF Assault?

Out in the ring, it was time for our opener! Coming down the aisle first was a hodgepodge pairing of Reckless and Morbid! I’ve heard that these two get along very well backstage, but this was an odd team to say the least! How would Morbid’s hardcore style mesh with Reckless’ fast-paced high octane offense? When Betrayer and Sly Drury stepped through the curtain, the fans went ballistic! Last night, Drury came within two men and a few minutes of making history! Tonight, he had some bandages and braces on his body, but looked ready for a fight! Inside the ring, Betrayer assured the crimelord that he would start things out for his team! Reckless joined the masked man and the ref called for the bell! As they locked up, Betrayer hoisted Reckless up and slammed him, hopping into the air like he had just won the match! As he asked Drury if he saw that, Reckless kipped up to his feet! The masked man turned into a deep armdrag and then a dropkick that sent him sprawling to the floor! As Betrayer tried to regroup, Reckless raced across the ring, looking to build up momentum, but instead catching a Drury knee to the back! Betrayer quickly slid back in the ring while Reckless argued with the crimelord! From behind, Betrayer leveled the high energy superstar with a vicious lariat! Betrayer quickly pulled him up and drove him down with a reverse DDT for a two-count! The masked man told Drury he was going to end this right now, readjusting his mask near the corner! Climbing to the top, Betrayer leapt off with a flying headbutt! Unfortunately for him, nobody was home! The masked man crashed hard to the mat while Reckless rolled forward and tagged in Morbid to a huge roar! The hard edge superstar entered the ring, nailing Betrayer with a right hand and dropping the masked man! A second punch dropped him again! As Betrayer rose again, Morbid swung around and unloaded with a spinning heel kick for a two-count! Morbid was on fire, pulling Betrayer up and looking for his Morbidly Cruel drop, but the masked man countered with an eye rake and then a German suplex to the canvas! Betrayer fell back and tagged in Drury who leapt over the top rope with a leaping kick to the hard edge superstar’s throat! As Morbid recoiled, Drury went for his Crimelord drop, but Morbid held the top rope sending the crimelord crashing down, his head hitting the mat hard! Morbid quickly made the tag, slingshotting Reckless into the ring with a flying guillotine legdrop for a close two-count before Betrayer made the save! All planets broke loose inside the ring as Morbid and Betrayer began brawling, both men clearing out of the ring while Reckless shook loose the cobwebs from the masked man’s kick! Slowly pulling himself up, Reckless looked to the top rope again! He pulled himself up and waited for Drury to stand! As the crimelord did, Reckless flew forward with a top rope hurricanrana attack! At the last second, Drury grabbed Drury and drove him down with a powerbomb to the canvas! Reaching forward, Drury grabbed the top rope, I don’t think he needed the added leverage anyway, and scored the three-count!

After the match, Betrayer rejoined Drury in the ring while Morbid and Reckless made their way back up the ramp! Inside the ring, Drury asked for the house mic! The crimelord said that thanks to his machinations, last night Monolith won the Royal Rumble! Drury wasn’t taking anything away from Monolith! He was a dominant force! However, it was the Cleansing that put him over the top! If not for that, maybe it would be Drury who was heading to Perennial 30 and the Galactic Championship! That was neither here nor there! Last night got Drury thinking about gold! It wasn’t long ago that he beat the Galactic Champion fair and square in the ring! Now, he and Betrayer are proving that they are without doubt the best team in the GWF! Tonight, they were a well-oiled top notch fighting—suddenly the fans erupted! Coming down the ramp were the Tag Team Champions, the Gladiators! Havoc said that he had heard enough! Drury and Betrayer were a bunch of chumps! Last night, Drury cuddled the bottom rope is the only reason he lasted as long as he did! And if they thought Reckless and Morbid represented the tag circuit, they had another thing coming! As champions, the Gladiators were going to start calling their own shots! And tonight, they were telling Drury and Betrayer that if they want some—come get some! At GWF Onslaught, the Gladiators would give Drury and Betrayer a title match—Rage smiled as the two men in the ring seemed stunned! However, if Drury and Betrayer lose, they will become Aetheran slaves for a month! Talk about a stipulation! Betrayer quickly grabbed the mic and yelled, done! As the champions left to a huge ovation, Drury glared at Betrayer! What had he done?

After a commercial break, Kill Prey was out in the ring with a mic! The hunter demanded that the masked man who blinded him last night come out and face the music! No one showed! Kill Prey demanded that someone pay for his loss last night! He was on the verge of beating Endgame when someone—some coward cheated him! I’ve seen the tape from last night twenty times and I can assert that I didn’t see anyone, or a glint of light! After a minute of Kill Prey’s posturing, Shanna-Ra came down the aisle and led her brother back up the ramp! What is going on here? Has Kill Prey lost his mind?

After another commercial break, we were back in the ring again where thankfully, Kill Prey had cleared out! Coming down the aisle first were the Troubleshooters to a solid ovation! If they were irrelevant like the Penthouse said last week, the fans certainly didn’t think it! When the Penthouse came down the ramp, the fans booed heavily! Taurine and Romulus didn’t seem to care! Inside the ring, Romulus flexed his muscles telling Bomb he’d never have that impressive of a build! The big Troubleshooter responded with a right hand that floored the racist! As Taurine shot forward to help his partner, Muss nailed him with a forearm to the jaw and then clotheslined himself and the punk over the ropes to the concrete floor! The fans were going crazy as Bomb hoisted Romulus up and planted him with a vicious powerbomb! Outside the ring, Muss reached into his tights and pulled out a familiar object—the Shaft! The fans were going crazy as Muss hammered Taurine with the weapon while inside the ring, Bomb dropped the BOMB on Romulus! Three seconds later and this match, that I wasn’t sure officially started, was over! I guess the Troubleshooters had shown everyone just who was irrelevant in the GWF!

After yet another commercial break, we must have added some sponsors this week, the Penthouse were backstage and fuming! Romulus and Taurine argued amongst themselves while Vidtek tried to get a word in with both men! Romulus turned and shoved Vidtek down, right on the back of his head and that already injured neck! The racist yelled that if Vidtek wanted to hang out with animals like Bomb and Muss, he’d better never attempt to speak to a real man! Taurine drove a boot to the side of Vidtek’s head telling him that the Penthouse weren’t here to be doormats! They were here for greatness! It looks to me more like they’re here to hit anyone weaker than them!

Further backstage, the Troubleshooters were getting dressed in their locker room when American Guy entered! The patriot told Bomb and Muss he wasn’t looking for a fight here tonight! He wanted one at GWF Onslaught! Let’s face it, both teams were at their best when they were competing against each other! And while American Guy and US Male don’t like the Troubleshooters, there’s no denying that between them, they have nine championship reigns! They both lined their pockets and sold out arenas with their matches! Bomb told American Guy he didn’t need to sell them! They were always in the mood to beat on Stars and Stripes! Suddenly, the commissioner made an appearance! Massif said that he overheard what the men were saying and he loved it! In fact, it shouldn’t be an ordinary match at GWF Onslaught—it should be a number one contender’s match! The fans in the arena went crazy with the prospect of another Troubleshooter/Stars and Stripes match! Is it just me or is GWF Turmoil already starting to stack the roster for our exclusive PPV?

Back in the ring, it was time for the main event! Payback came out to a small ovation! The hardcore crowd loves this man, and with the chances he takes, who can blame them? When the Uni-Champion, Quetzal, stepped through the curtain, the mixed reaction was clearly favoring boos! The Aztec warrior has always went his own way in the GWF, a fact that has either endeared or alienated himself with most fans! Inside the ring, Quetzal handed the official the title, continuing our fourth straight week with a championship match on GWF Turmoil! What other show can compete with that? The official presented the belt and then called for the bell! As the two men paced, Payback lunged forward, grabbing the champion, but Quetzal managed to go low and spring free, hitting the side rope for some momentum! As he bounced back, Payback unloaded with a vicious clothesline that stopped the champion short! The hardcore Titan pulled Quetzal up by the mask and drove him into the corner, following with a big German suplex for a two-count! The hardcore Titan went to the outside of the ring, springing in with a catapult legdrop for another two-count! Payback glared at the official before pulling Quetzal up and throwing him over the top rope to the concrete floor! The ref admonished the Titan, but of course in the GWF, we don’t disqualify for that antiquated rule! Outside the ring, Payback threw back television monitors before scoop slamming Quetzal onto the foreign announce table! The Titan then grabbed a chair from the timekeeper and draped it on Quetzal’s face! Hopping back onto the apron, Payback began climbing up to the top rope! He was going for his Exvenge moonsault onto the table! He’d kill the Aztec! As Payback leapt off to a huge roar, Quetzal tossed the chair up and slid to the side, off the table! The chair nailed Payback right in the face, a soft opening for the vicious bump he was going to take through the table! The fans were in shock as Payback lay collapsed through the table, his brow busted open from the chair, and his body probably broken in half! Sliding back into the ring, the Aztec beat the count while the ref could have went to one hundred on Payback! The Titan was out! The official called for the bell and a stretcher, handing Quetzal the belt while medical personnel rushed to help Payback! What a fall that man took tonight! As the trainers carted him up the ramp, Payback managed to lift a thumb up, drawing a huge roar from the fans! He may have lost the match, but trust me, Payback earned a lot of respect from our fans for attempting such a dangerous move!

After our final break, the fans were nearly spent when the Galactic Champion, Endgame, stepped through the curtain! Somehow, they found the energy to roar to life! The champion stepped into the ring, wearing a nice suit and holding the title on his shoulder! Endgame said that last night, Monolith emerged the new number one contender for any belt he wanted! Well Endgame was here tonight because he hoped Monolith would choose to go for the Galactic Championship! The silver star champion respected Monolith far too much to give away a chance to meet the leviathan in the ring! He wanted a chance to prove he was as good as all the reporters said! He wanted a chance to test himself against an undefeated monster! More than that, he wanted to face a man he respected more than anyone, for the ultimate prize in the galaxy! With that, Monolith’s music hit, and the leviathan made his way down the aisle in the biggest suit I’ve ever seen! Stepping over the top rope, Monolith glared at the Galactic Championship while Endgame offered Monolith the mic! The leviathan grabbed the mic away and said that he was glad Endgame wanted to face him for the Galactic Championship, because earlier tonight, he made his decision known to both commissioners! At GWF Perennial 30, Monolith will be challenging Endgame for that very title! The fans roared to life! And after hearing how much Endgame respects and admires Monolith, the champion can only say—that the feeling is far from mutual! Endgame looked stunned! The leviathan told Endgame that there was no one in his class! Monolith was the ultimate force in the GWF! After his Cleansing, there was no one who could stand in his way! Endgame looked stunned! Finally the champion spoke again! Endgame told Monolith he was looking forward to the opportunity to proving him wrong at Perennial 30! With that, Endgame stretched out his hand for the leviathan! Monolith looked down at it a second before responding with a vicious slap that knocked Endgame back a step! The fans were in shock as Endgame held his cheek and Monolith stepped over the top rope, making his way backstage! What a match that is going to be! We’ll see you next week, fans!


Signed for GWF Turmoil next week, 2/11/30:

Ani-men versus Stars and Stripes
Havoc versus Sly Drury
Morbid versus Kill Prey

Signed for GWF Onslaught, live on PPV, 2/24/30:

Troubleshooters versus Stars and Stripes (#1 Contender’s Match)
Sly Drury/Betrayer versus Gladiators (Tag Title Match)

Card Subject to Change

[Justin Case]

That Royal Rumble was awesome. I found myself just glued to the action and I was really pulling for my Boy Disaster to win that thing! Dang That Monolith *shakes my fist*

Great Job!