Post by jmello on Sept 7, 2008 9:33:12 GMT -5
PRO Wrestling #1
:::A video airs of the Press Conference announcing the new federation the day before its initial event. Iron Hand stands at the podium and addresses the reporters.:::
Iron Hand: First off, let me say, I came to speak then answer all questions at the end. So you better just sit there while I tell you all, what I feel needs to be addressed. I’d like to welcome you all to a new age of PROfessional wrestling. My mysterious benefactors have not only purchased me a time machine to make sure all wrestlers are in their prime, but they’ve also given me the nod to select anyone for my roster, from any dimension, and have granted me permission to handle hiring, firing, suspensions, and fines. Our goal is to not only entertain, but also to give a place to witness the greatest degree of athletic ability ever imagined in the galaxy. But, some things have been predetermined by myself, you’re very first PRO commissioner. My group is strictly business, we’re all about the gold. Without further ado, let me mention the big dog to the PRO roster, our PRO Wrestling champion, Monolith.
:::Monolith is laughing whole heartedly as he walks through the curtain. Iron Hand hands him the most beautiful title belt ever imagined, filled with the most amazing trinkets of all time. Monolith holds it up high then takes a seat at the table.:::
Iron Hand: Next, your tag team champions, known collectively as Divided We Fall; Bloodline and Encbus!
:::Divided We Fall accompanied by Mother Superior make their way from the back to the podium. Iron Hand hands them the PRO Tag Team Titles as the two pose and then take their seats at the table.:::
Iron Hand: Now this fed will be known as the toughest federation of all time and these titles the most prestigious. To have any type of gold here is quite a feat, but these men have been dubbed worthy from the beginning.
:::Iron Hand is interrupted by some music, when out walks Totalis. Monolith pushes his chair back and he stands up. Divided We Fall stands behind Monolith and the three stare down Totalis. Monolith and Totalis are standing nose to nose, when all the sudden they embrace with a chuckle and a hug. Divided We Fall greet Totalis then the four men take their seats at the table.:::
Iron Hand: With a roster like this, we need the best secondary title of all time. The great wrestler known has Totalis has brought the Essence title to us and will be the final member of the group of PROfessionals. Welcome all to a new age of wrestling, as I guarantee you will not be disappointed. I know I said I would take questions at the end, luckily for you, there is no questions that need to be asked. Good day to you all and be sure to tune in tomorrow.
:::We go back to ringside where the announcers welcome us to the first ever episode of PRO Wrestling. We see a vignette of Chivalry working the wrestler entrance as Buck Steele walks up.:::
Chivalry: Name.
Buck Steele: Buck Steele.
Chivalry: Let’s see here, Buck Steele, Buck Steele, Buck Steele…no, I'm sorry sir, no Mr. Steele.
Buck Steele: But I have an invite. :::Buck Steele reveals an envelope containing a PRO invite.:::
Chivalry: Listen sir, there must had been some kind of mistake, because I don’t see you on the list. Tell you what, I’ll buzz the boss and he’ll see you in his office shortly.
Buck Steele: Thank you for kindess.
Chivalry, You’re welomce, sir.
Animal Pack (Incredible Badger***/Battering Ram) vs. Darwin’s Legacy (Nero/Hadrian)
Match Recap: Darwin’s Legacy was pretty dominate cutting off the ring with Incredible Badger receiving the brunt of the damage inflicted. A WHILE ROME BURNS then an EXTINCTION, broken up by Battering Ram, followed by another WHILE ROME BURNS and then a cross-body block by Nero for the 1,2,3. Nero pins Incredbile Badger.
Winners: Darwin’s Legacy
:::We see a video of the wrestler entrance with American Guy wheeling up his grill with him. American Guy hands his invite to Chivalry and then his grill hits Chivalry’s foot as he tries to pass.:::
American Guy: Watch out you robotic idiot. Next time an American is coming through you watch you God D@mn&d foot.
Chivalry: Sir, there’s no need for the foul language. Perhaps next time you should watch where you wheeling that grill.
American Guy: Are we crossing boy. I’ve got a good mind to show you the back side of my hand.
:::American Guy cocks back his backhand, but when he lowers it his arm is caught by Chivalry.:::
Chivalry: I wouldn’t suggest that, sir.
:::American Guy looks angry as he pulls his arm away. :::
American Guy: While I thank you for your advice, I suggest you remember who you just crossed, Johnny Five.
:::We go into Iron Hand’s office where Buck Steele is seated as Iron Hand walks in and sits down.:::
Iron Hand: Mr. Steele, first off let me apologize for the mix up. It seems that invite you are holding was suppose to go to a wrestler known as Genocide. The error has been fixed and Genocide is on his way here.
Buck Steele: What kind of place is this and why would I receive an invite for a guy named Genocide?
Iron Hand: Oh, it isn’t as bad a mix up as you’d think. Tell you what, I’m a man who knows when opportunity slaps him in the face. Tonight, you want to stay here in PRO Wrestling, you can face Genocide, winner gets to keep the invite to wrestler here in PRO.
Buck Steele: I’ve got a whole slew of questions, but I guess I’ll accept in hopes that you’ll give me more info in due time.
Iron Hand: In due time, yes. :::Buck Steele heads to the door and walks out of Iron Hand’s office as Iron Hand mutters.::: If you can survive.
American Guy*** vs. Chivlary***
Match Recap: American Guy opens up on the offensive, an AMERICAN FIREPOWER and a hiptoss power bomb. Chivalry gets in some offense and hits a running knee lift, but American Guy manages a sunset flip for a near fall. Chivalry takes control with a facebuster, swinging neckbreaker, then finally hits PROPER PUNISHMENT for the victory.
Winner: Chivalry
:::We go to Iron Hand’s office where Divided We Fall is discussing strategy with Iron Hand when Thantos and Star Warrior knock and enter.:::
Iron Hand: Welcome gentleman, how do you feel.
Star Warrior: I feel great, I feel young again.
Iron Hand: Of course you do, welcome to PRO Wrestling. Here at PRO you’ll realize you’re always in your prime and have I got a treat for you.
:::Thantos looks over at Encubus, as Encubus makes eye contact with Thantos.:::
Thantos: What kind of ploy is this, who are these boys they look…familiar. Why have you brought us here.
Iron Hand: Call me a man ready to be entertained by the best, but I’ve got a match for you two.
Star Warrior: And what makes you think we’d wrestle for you.
Iron Hand: Because if not that precious feeling you’ve got right now about being in your prime will be wiped away from you. Secondly, unfinished business.
Thantos: What kind of unfinished business?
Iron Hand: It seems you two have been at each others throat for awhile, but there was a third member of your love triangle that was right there with you and it seems these days he’s gotten even better!
Star Warrior: Wolf.
Iron Hand: Yes, Wolf has perfected his SAVAGE FACE CLAW and I decided what better way to headline our first main event then a three way match, Wolf vs. Thantos vs. Star Warrior.
Thantos: :::Laughs::: I guess this isn’t all bad then is it.
Iron Hand: Do your best gentleman and we’ll see where we go from there.
:::Star Warrior and Thantos give each other a quick stare down, then Star Warrior walks away with Thantos following just a few steps behind. We go back to the ring for an impromptu concert by the Headliners.:::
:::The Headliners are in the ring, doing their normal collaboration as they are interrupted by Silas and Gordo, the Good Ol’ Boys.:::
Gordo: Hold on a cotton picking minute. What the hell is all this hoopla mixing country and rap?
Silas: (In heavy Russian accent) Yes, what is this country rap?
Gordo: You know what you get when you mix the two, crap, just like you two sorry pieces of $h!t.
Grillz: WHAT?
Gordo: You heard me you yellow belly, you want some of me?
Grillz: YEAH!
Gordo: Then next week you’ve got it.
Grillz: OK!
Gordo: And you Darth, you’re a disgrace to country music, you use to be one of us, a good ol’ boy.
Silas: Yes, you were tru cow-boy.
:::Darth starts to sing.:::
Darth: Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots, and stomped your @$$ in the ring.
Gordo: Real funny Sith man, real funny.
:::Gordo and Silas walk away from the stage as we go to the ring for out next match.:::
Double Cross (Jaxin**/Jorius Cross) vs. The Others (Omni**/Odyssey)
Match Recap: The Others take over with a sunset flip then a back brain kick. Double Cross comes back with a neckbreaker then 180 DEGREES. The Others regain control when Omni hits a CHRONOCHASM and gets the 1,2,3 on Jaxin.
Winners: The Others
Buck Steele**** vs. Genocide
Match Recap: Buck Steele had a lot of heart, but got dominated with a monster chokeslam, cross-body block, CORPUS GENOCIDE, top rope clothesline, then another CORPUS GENOCIDE.
Winner: Genocide
:::Iron Hand comes down to the ring mic in hand.:::
Iron Hand: Nice try Buck, now you’re fired, get out of my ring. :::Security comes to the ring as Iron Hand addresses the crowd.::: How are you all enjoying the show? (Crowd cheers) Good, good. Next up do I have a treat for you. Monolith is no slouch, he will be a fighting champion. His first opponent will be determined by a series of 3 matches between these next competitors. Not only will the winner get to face Monolith at our first supercard, but they will also get to invite 3 friends into PRO. Here are your two combatants.
Endgame***** vs. Chaos
Match Recap: Chaos absolutely dominated, two BOW OF DEFEATS, a HyperDrive, 2 more BOW OF DEFEATS, and finally a Chaos Stronghold.
Winner: Chaos
Wolf vs. Thantos* vs. Star Warrior
Match Recap: Thantos and Star Warrior worked together to beat up on Wolf then the two started at each other. Star Warrior hit a cross-body block and then a huge COSMIC BIG BANG for the victory. Wolf was disappointed he was a split second late on breaking up the pin.
Winner: Star Warrior
:::Iron Hand comes on to the Holotron.:::
Iron Hand: Impressive Star Warrior. True to form, you are the real deal, but can you handle out of the ring shame?
Star Warrior: What do you mean?
:::Iron Hand fixes his bow tie and laughs as the camera pans to a determined Bloodline. The camera zooms in on his angry face as the show fades.:::
:::A video airs of the Press Conference announcing the new federation the day before its initial event. Iron Hand stands at the podium and addresses the reporters.:::
Iron Hand: First off, let me say, I came to speak then answer all questions at the end. So you better just sit there while I tell you all, what I feel needs to be addressed. I’d like to welcome you all to a new age of PROfessional wrestling. My mysterious benefactors have not only purchased me a time machine to make sure all wrestlers are in their prime, but they’ve also given me the nod to select anyone for my roster, from any dimension, and have granted me permission to handle hiring, firing, suspensions, and fines. Our goal is to not only entertain, but also to give a place to witness the greatest degree of athletic ability ever imagined in the galaxy. But, some things have been predetermined by myself, you’re very first PRO commissioner. My group is strictly business, we’re all about the gold. Without further ado, let me mention the big dog to the PRO roster, our PRO Wrestling champion, Monolith.
:::Monolith is laughing whole heartedly as he walks through the curtain. Iron Hand hands him the most beautiful title belt ever imagined, filled with the most amazing trinkets of all time. Monolith holds it up high then takes a seat at the table.:::
Iron Hand: Next, your tag team champions, known collectively as Divided We Fall; Bloodline and Encbus!
:::Divided We Fall accompanied by Mother Superior make their way from the back to the podium. Iron Hand hands them the PRO Tag Team Titles as the two pose and then take their seats at the table.:::
Iron Hand: Now this fed will be known as the toughest federation of all time and these titles the most prestigious. To have any type of gold here is quite a feat, but these men have been dubbed worthy from the beginning.
:::Iron Hand is interrupted by some music, when out walks Totalis. Monolith pushes his chair back and he stands up. Divided We Fall stands behind Monolith and the three stare down Totalis. Monolith and Totalis are standing nose to nose, when all the sudden they embrace with a chuckle and a hug. Divided We Fall greet Totalis then the four men take their seats at the table.:::
Iron Hand: With a roster like this, we need the best secondary title of all time. The great wrestler known has Totalis has brought the Essence title to us and will be the final member of the group of PROfessionals. Welcome all to a new age of wrestling, as I guarantee you will not be disappointed. I know I said I would take questions at the end, luckily for you, there is no questions that need to be asked. Good day to you all and be sure to tune in tomorrow.
:::We go back to ringside where the announcers welcome us to the first ever episode of PRO Wrestling. We see a vignette of Chivalry working the wrestler entrance as Buck Steele walks up.:::
Chivalry: Name.
Buck Steele: Buck Steele.
Chivalry: Let’s see here, Buck Steele, Buck Steele, Buck Steele…no, I'm sorry sir, no Mr. Steele.
Buck Steele: But I have an invite. :::Buck Steele reveals an envelope containing a PRO invite.:::
Chivalry: Listen sir, there must had been some kind of mistake, because I don’t see you on the list. Tell you what, I’ll buzz the boss and he’ll see you in his office shortly.
Buck Steele: Thank you for kindess.
Chivalry, You’re welomce, sir.
Animal Pack (Incredible Badger***/Battering Ram) vs. Darwin’s Legacy (Nero/Hadrian)
Match Recap: Darwin’s Legacy was pretty dominate cutting off the ring with Incredible Badger receiving the brunt of the damage inflicted. A WHILE ROME BURNS then an EXTINCTION, broken up by Battering Ram, followed by another WHILE ROME BURNS and then a cross-body block by Nero for the 1,2,3. Nero pins Incredbile Badger.
Winners: Darwin’s Legacy
:::We see a video of the wrestler entrance with American Guy wheeling up his grill with him. American Guy hands his invite to Chivalry and then his grill hits Chivalry’s foot as he tries to pass.:::
American Guy: Watch out you robotic idiot. Next time an American is coming through you watch you God D@mn&d foot.
Chivalry: Sir, there’s no need for the foul language. Perhaps next time you should watch where you wheeling that grill.
American Guy: Are we crossing boy. I’ve got a good mind to show you the back side of my hand.
:::American Guy cocks back his backhand, but when he lowers it his arm is caught by Chivalry.:::
Chivalry: I wouldn’t suggest that, sir.
:::American Guy looks angry as he pulls his arm away. :::
American Guy: While I thank you for your advice, I suggest you remember who you just crossed, Johnny Five.
:::We go into Iron Hand’s office where Buck Steele is seated as Iron Hand walks in and sits down.:::
Iron Hand: Mr. Steele, first off let me apologize for the mix up. It seems that invite you are holding was suppose to go to a wrestler known as Genocide. The error has been fixed and Genocide is on his way here.
Buck Steele: What kind of place is this and why would I receive an invite for a guy named Genocide?
Iron Hand: Oh, it isn’t as bad a mix up as you’d think. Tell you what, I’m a man who knows when opportunity slaps him in the face. Tonight, you want to stay here in PRO Wrestling, you can face Genocide, winner gets to keep the invite to wrestler here in PRO.
Buck Steele: I’ve got a whole slew of questions, but I guess I’ll accept in hopes that you’ll give me more info in due time.
Iron Hand: In due time, yes. :::Buck Steele heads to the door and walks out of Iron Hand’s office as Iron Hand mutters.::: If you can survive.
American Guy*** vs. Chivlary***
Match Recap: American Guy opens up on the offensive, an AMERICAN FIREPOWER and a hiptoss power bomb. Chivalry gets in some offense and hits a running knee lift, but American Guy manages a sunset flip for a near fall. Chivalry takes control with a facebuster, swinging neckbreaker, then finally hits PROPER PUNISHMENT for the victory.
Winner: Chivalry
:::We go to Iron Hand’s office where Divided We Fall is discussing strategy with Iron Hand when Thantos and Star Warrior knock and enter.:::
Iron Hand: Welcome gentleman, how do you feel.
Star Warrior: I feel great, I feel young again.
Iron Hand: Of course you do, welcome to PRO Wrestling. Here at PRO you’ll realize you’re always in your prime and have I got a treat for you.
:::Thantos looks over at Encubus, as Encubus makes eye contact with Thantos.:::
Thantos: What kind of ploy is this, who are these boys they look…familiar. Why have you brought us here.
Iron Hand: Call me a man ready to be entertained by the best, but I’ve got a match for you two.
Star Warrior: And what makes you think we’d wrestle for you.
Iron Hand: Because if not that precious feeling you’ve got right now about being in your prime will be wiped away from you. Secondly, unfinished business.
Thantos: What kind of unfinished business?
Iron Hand: It seems you two have been at each others throat for awhile, but there was a third member of your love triangle that was right there with you and it seems these days he’s gotten even better!
Star Warrior: Wolf.
Iron Hand: Yes, Wolf has perfected his SAVAGE FACE CLAW and I decided what better way to headline our first main event then a three way match, Wolf vs. Thantos vs. Star Warrior.
Thantos: :::Laughs::: I guess this isn’t all bad then is it.
Iron Hand: Do your best gentleman and we’ll see where we go from there.
:::Star Warrior and Thantos give each other a quick stare down, then Star Warrior walks away with Thantos following just a few steps behind. We go back to the ring for an impromptu concert by the Headliners.:::
:::The Headliners are in the ring, doing their normal collaboration as they are interrupted by Silas and Gordo, the Good Ol’ Boys.:::
Gordo: Hold on a cotton picking minute. What the hell is all this hoopla mixing country and rap?
Silas: (In heavy Russian accent) Yes, what is this country rap?
Gordo: You know what you get when you mix the two, crap, just like you two sorry pieces of $h!t.
Grillz: WHAT?
Gordo: You heard me you yellow belly, you want some of me?
Grillz: YEAH!
Gordo: Then next week you’ve got it.
Grillz: OK!
Gordo: And you Darth, you’re a disgrace to country music, you use to be one of us, a good ol’ boy.
Silas: Yes, you were tru cow-boy.
:::Darth starts to sing.:::
Darth: Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots, and stomped your @$$ in the ring.
Gordo: Real funny Sith man, real funny.
:::Gordo and Silas walk away from the stage as we go to the ring for out next match.:::
Double Cross (Jaxin**/Jorius Cross) vs. The Others (Omni**/Odyssey)
Match Recap: The Others take over with a sunset flip then a back brain kick. Double Cross comes back with a neckbreaker then 180 DEGREES. The Others regain control when Omni hits a CHRONOCHASM and gets the 1,2,3 on Jaxin.
Winners: The Others
Buck Steele**** vs. Genocide
Match Recap: Buck Steele had a lot of heart, but got dominated with a monster chokeslam, cross-body block, CORPUS GENOCIDE, top rope clothesline, then another CORPUS GENOCIDE.
Winner: Genocide
:::Iron Hand comes down to the ring mic in hand.:::
Iron Hand: Nice try Buck, now you’re fired, get out of my ring. :::Security comes to the ring as Iron Hand addresses the crowd.::: How are you all enjoying the show? (Crowd cheers) Good, good. Next up do I have a treat for you. Monolith is no slouch, he will be a fighting champion. His first opponent will be determined by a series of 3 matches between these next competitors. Not only will the winner get to face Monolith at our first supercard, but they will also get to invite 3 friends into PRO. Here are your two combatants.
Endgame***** vs. Chaos
Match Recap: Chaos absolutely dominated, two BOW OF DEFEATS, a HyperDrive, 2 more BOW OF DEFEATS, and finally a Chaos Stronghold.
Winner: Chaos
Wolf vs. Thantos* vs. Star Warrior
Match Recap: Thantos and Star Warrior worked together to beat up on Wolf then the two started at each other. Star Warrior hit a cross-body block and then a huge COSMIC BIG BANG for the victory. Wolf was disappointed he was a split second late on breaking up the pin.
Winner: Star Warrior
:::Iron Hand comes on to the Holotron.:::
Iron Hand: Impressive Star Warrior. True to form, you are the real deal, but can you handle out of the ring shame?
Star Warrior: What do you mean?
:::Iron Hand fixes his bow tie and laughs as the camera pans to a determined Bloodline. The camera zooms in on his angry face as the show fades.:::
