Post by todd on Apr 14, 2013 12:41:20 GMT -5
Saturday Night Slam Masters
Beta Blue Star Pavilion, Centarus
Attendance 12,000
Card 93
Beta Blue Star Pavilion, Centarus
Attendance 12,000
Card 93
The show opens with Chaos standing in the ring giving a bombastic and sarcastic speech about being the greatest GWF wrestler of all time. Chaos says from now on he’ll defend his title against anyone who dares to step in the ring with silly notions about defeating him.
Susie Sprocket - what a blow hard !
Rocket Bob Ramos - Yes indeed folks our main event tonight will be a GWF title match between Chaos and a challenger to be named later on in the show.
Splatter def Ursa Major with a piledriver followed by HATCHET JOB *
Ramos - The amount of abuse Ursa Major has taken since entering the GWF is unbelievable
Sprocket - I really do think someone really has it in for him
Ramos - Ursa Major has now lost 5 straight matches setting a new record for consecutive losses. If he doesn’t turn things around soon he might very well become the first wrestler to ever finish the year with losses in double digits.
Ramos - Seems we already have a challenger for tonight’s main event match none other than former two time GWF Champion Exo King! After hearing who his opponent will be tonight Chaos had this to say” by the time I’m through they’ll need to identify him by the serial numbers on his bionic parts” Even though he’s been around the GWF for quite a while Exo King is still a very formidable opponent and someone everyone takes
seriously
Sprocket - Apparently not if you’re a bully from Dimension X by the name of Chaos.
The Barbarians def The Wild Things with a Terak BARBARIAN SHUFFLE on The Mutant **
Ramos - Great match have to wonder if the bad blood between these two groups will ever fizzle out
Sprocket - Not a bad match at all a shame to had to end with the lamest finisher in the galaxy second only to Tongsoon’s BATTLE CRY.
Survivor Series 2092 Highlights are shown
Ramos - Congratulations are in order to the young Martian Lance At Las his four eliminations are second only to Thantos (5) in battle zone matches and ties for first at survivor series with Actagon. In case you didn’t notice Susie the Gladiators won their match against the Animen
Sprocket - I saw that but all of your other picks were wrong so I honestly don’t see how you any room to brag.
COMING SOON
Galactimania 2092
Niagara Tower Of Lights , Earth
Card 100
Galactimania 2092
Niagara Tower Of Lights , Earth
Card 100
Ramos - Galactimania comes to the site of the very first GWF card a very fitting location for the very first hall of fame inductee Omega. Also on that very first card way back in 2074 none other than Commander Sam. I would suspect that someday will see Commander Sam receiving the same honors as Omega his early battles with Torpor were legendary
Sprocket - YAWN !
Ramos - Excuse me ?
Sprocket - No disrespect but you and my dad are the same way you talk about the old GWF days with such high regard but I don’t see why. Honestly the stuff I remember watching as kid with my dad wasn’t very good.
Ramos - Well hopefully someday you’ll understand and learn to a appreciation things a little more.
Sprocket - I doubt that very much. There’s absolutely no relevancy between the GWF of 2074 and The GWF 2092 absolutely none
Ramos - Before I say something I’m really going to regret lets move on to our next match
War Games Match
Lance At Las def Tendron with a MARTIAN MANHANDLER **½
Announced for Predators Lair (card 94)
Mesmer Master Of The Occult squares off against The Bounty Hunter, The Gladiators face the Galacticops, in War Games action Chaos and the Keepers Of The Stone Scourge and Rogue take on Star Warrior and The Norse Gods in a 3 man elimination match, In his first title defense Matador Of M83 puts his Interplanetary title on the line against Lance At Las and in the main event The Beasts Of Burden defend their GWF tag team titles against Original Sin Thantos and Dreadnaught !
GWF Title Match
Exo King W/ The Royal Overlord vs. Chaos
After failing to get the win by submission on two separate occasions with BOW OF DEFEAT Chaos takes down Exo King with a Galaxy Crusher and follows up with a big flying elbow drop that shakes the foundation of the Blue Star Pavilion retaining the GWF title ***1/2
Ramos - What an incredible match and valiant effort by the former champion. Join us next week for another edition Saturday Slam Masters as we bring you the first announcement for Galactimania 2092 have a good night folks
War Games Standings
Thantos and the Galactic Rebels - 17
Star Warrior and The Supreme Gods - 17
Chaos and The Third Force - 10