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Post by LWPD on Jan 26, 2012 20:57:18 GMT -5
Joe Pesci as Brooklyn attorney Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny... Judge Chamberlain Haller: What are you wearing? Huh? Judge Chamberlain Haller: What are you wearing? Vinny Gambini: [wearing a black leather jacket] Um... I'm wearing clothes. [the Judge angrily stares ominously at Vinny] Vinny Gambini: I... I don't get the question. Judge Chamberlain Haller: When you come into my court looking like you do, you not only insult me, but you insult the integrity of this court! Vinny Gambini: I apologise, sir, but, uh... this is how I dress. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Fine. I'll let you off this one time. The next time you appear in my court, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair, and wear a suit and tie. And that suit had better be made out of some sort of... cloth. You understand me? Vinny Gambini: [not comprehending] Uh... yes. Fine, Judge, fine.
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Post by Mr. Jimmyface on Jan 26, 2012 22:14:47 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2012 5:53:29 GMT -5
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Post by swarm on Jan 27, 2012 6:28:37 GMT -5
"Unless someone comes up with 6 minute abs....."
*twitch* *twitch*
hahah!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2012 9:45:40 GMT -5
Smart on so many level despite the generic name.
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Post by LWPD on Jan 27, 2012 19:44:25 GMT -5
Alec Baldwin as big time producer Blake telling a roomful of pikers the facts of life in Glengarry Glen Ross
Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, *you are* shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going *out*.
Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: "The leads are weak." The fing leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years...
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: f you. That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name. What's the problem, pal?
Dave Moss: You - You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?
Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
Dave Moss: Yeah.
Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? f you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you c*cksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.
_I_ can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make myself $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitches. get mad. You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate. Go and do likewise gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, CLOSE. It's yours. If not you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. 'Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.'
These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fing ass because a loser is a loser.
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Post by LWPD on Jan 28, 2012 17:31:57 GMT -5
"So Mr. Sullivan why don’t you tell me what you think is going on here, and please speak as you might to a young child or a golden retriever, I didn’t get here on my brains I can assure you of that."
-John Told
Jeremy Irons as CEO John Told in Margin Call...
John Tuld: "So you think we might have put a few people out of business today. That its all for naught. You've been doing that everyday for almost forty years Sam. And if this is all for naught then so is everything out there. Its just money; its made up. Pieces of paper with pictures on it so we don't have to kill each other just to get something to eat. It's not wrong. And it's certainly no different today than its ever been. 1637, 1797, 1819, 37, 57, 84, 1901, 07, 29, 1937, 1974, 1987-Jesus, didn't that f up me up good-92, 97, 2000 and whatever we want to call this.
It's all just the same thing over and over; we can't help ourselves. And you and I can't control it, or stop it, or even slow it. Or even ever-so-slightly alter it. We just react. And we make a lot money if we get it right. And we get left by the side of the side of the road if we get it wrong. And there have always been and there always will be the same percentage of winners and losers. Happy foxes and sad sacks. Fat cats and starving dogs in this world. Yeah, there may be more of us today than there's ever been. But the percentages-they stay exactly the same."
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Post by LWPD on Jan 29, 2012 17:31:07 GMT -5
Bruce Lee using nunchakus in a fight scene from Way of the Dragon circa '72. Bruce not only starred in this film, but also wrote, produced and directed it as well. At the time it set a new box office record in Hong Kong.
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Post by LWPD on Jan 30, 2012 21:11:59 GMT -5
A brutal fight scene from Ip Man, a story on the life of the mentor of Bruce Lee. The movie was set in Foshan, China circa the late 1930's. Japan had brutally invaded and colonized large parts of China, confiscating homes, possessions and jobs, turning its people into second class citizens. In this scene, with most poor and starving, Chinese men can earn a bag of rice for every Japanese opponent they defeat at the military training dojo. Ip Man is not amused with the system.
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Post by LWPD on Feb 2, 2012 20:32:42 GMT -5
Oscar winning performance by Denzel Washington as Alonzo Harris in Training Day...
Alonzo Harris: Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the f do you think you're fing with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, f. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
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