JMello's LPPF

[jmello]

JMello Presents...Legends of the Past, Present, and Future

JMello: Now I know what you're all thinking...J, we've heard it all before. Legends? You can't stick to it, it just doesn't interest you enough. Well today, I had a revelation...God spoke to me, he told me I would lead us into the future, a new day of Legends. This will be a giant step for me and a giant leap for my promotion so who better to lead it out of near extinction to the forefront of message boards world wide.

:::Out from behind the curtain comes Giant Baba. He sits directly behind the LPPF Title belt propped up on the table in front of him.:::

JMello: Now I've hand selected Giant Baba as LPPF's first champion! Who better? The man's a beast, he can destroy anyone in the universe. He is a leader and the rest just don't...

:::At this moment JMello is interrupted by a beautiful blond woman. Out walks Tammy Sytch, she walks up with pure attitude as she takes the microphone from the owner's hands.:::

Tammy Sytch: Now wait one minute there cheif, I've got the biggest thing in wrestling right behind those curtain. He needs no introduction, but me, being me, will give it to him anyway. A giant in his own right, he is No Gimmicks Needed Chris Candido!

:::Chris Candido walks out from the back wearing a singlet similar to the Big Show's, he does a very slow impersonation of Big Show walking almost as a mummy and yelling out "Fe Fi Fo Fum." He takes the mic from Tammy's hand as she poses with her arms wide to the sky.:::

Chris Candido: You see, the last thing the LPPF needs is a champion based on a gimmick...so before you handle that title over Mr. Mello, if that is your real name, I'd like to issue a challenge.

JMello: So be it, name it.

Chris Candido: Instead of just handing the title over to this big bafoon, how about he and I square off in the ring for it.

JMello:::Chuckles::: You know, I think you're on to something Mr. Candido. Baba, show him what he's in for.

:::At this moment Giant Baba stands up and towers over Chris Candido. Candido backs up a few steps and starts throwing punches at the wind, as if to signify he isn't scared. Candido then lets out a loud yell "ARRRGGHH" and gives the choke slam hand sign. Candido then turns and walks away as Tammy follows and Baba is just standing and staring at them.:::

JMello: More to come shortly, but get ready folks, this is going to be a lot of fun!

[EpicDave]

Great scene with Candido. Looking forward to more!

[jmello]

:::JMello is at the podium with the LPPF tag titles sitting to the left and right of him. He smiles at the audience and waits for the clammering to commence.:::

JMello: Ladies and gentleman, thank you for returning in such a short period of time. Today, I wanted to further go into detail about LPPF's first card. I've decided who the two teams will be vowing for the LPPF Tag Titles. First, my personal favorite...

:::Heartbreaker by Mariah Carey plays over the speakers. Out walks Superstar Sean Davis and Fabulous Phil Davis, The Heartbreak Express! The cameras stop flashing and the media sits in shock, as they can't believe this is who the new owner "prefers" to watch wrestle.:::

Superstar Sean Davis:What you stupid people? Why are you just sitting there? Show us some damn respect, we're the best looking men you've ever seen. :::Phil puts his arm in front of Sean, but Sean ignores it and continues on.::: No, damn it, I'm mad. These idiots don't know what pure sexiness is and here we are, we show them, and nothing! No camera clicks, no ews or aws, just plain dull silence! :::Phil again puts his arm across the front of Sean, but Sean continues on.::: You know what, you're right, they aren't worth our time. Take a look at the Heartbreak Express people, because you can all just eat your heart out!

Fabulous Phil Davis: Now you guys have gone and done it, you've upset Sean. Big mistake...really...really...big mistake.

JMello: Ok guys, just ignore these people. Now it is time to meet your opponents.

:::Flight of the Bumblebee plays over the speakers as out come the Killer Bee's. B.Brian Blair and Jumping Jim Brunzell are wearing masks, so you can't tell them apart.:::

JMello: Whoa, whoa, whoa...wait a minute fellas, there will be no masks in LPPF.

:::The Killer Bee's take off their masks and stand there in disappointment. Suddenly, Static-X's "Destroy All" plays over the speakers, out walks the Destroyer!:::

The Destroyer: What did you say? Did I just hear you right?

JMello: Uh..uh..yes, you heard me wrong, I said no masks...plural. One mask is Ok. :::The Destroyer gets in the face of JMello and tilts his head then jumps forward as if to make JMello flinch.::: Ok, ok, masks are Ok. ::At this moment the Bee's smile and put their masks back on, when Ted DiBiase's music plays over the speakers.:::

Ted DiBiase: Their masks are fine, but yours Mr. Destroyer, well every mask has a price. My guess is you're in dire need of money and I'm here to help you. Give me the mask and I'll give you:::pulls out a wad of cash and starts counting:::100, 200, 300, 400, 500 dollars. What do you say, $500?

The Destroyer: No.

:::Ted DiBiase looks shocked that Destroyer declined his offer. DiBiase takes a step forward as Destroyer takes two steps toward him. JMello gets in between with the mic.:::

JMello: Not here, not now fellas. In the ring! There you have it folks, three matches announced so far, the card will be posted later today!

[jmello]

LPPF's First Card:

LPPF World Title Match
Giant Baba vs. Chris Candido w/Tammy Sytch

LPPF World Tag Title Match
The Heartbreak Express vs. The Killer Bees

George Hackenschmidt vs. Iron Sheik
Ted DiBiase vs. The Destroyer
Brad Armstrong vs. Johnny Valentine
Ilio DiPaolo vs. Youssuf Ishmaelo
Don Moraco vs. Koko B. Ware
"Wild" Red Berry vs. Red Bastein

[Vegas]

Aug 7, 2008 10:57:37 GMT -5 jmello said:

LPPF's First Card:

LPPF World Title Match
Giant Baba vs. Chris Candido w/Tammy Sytch

LPPF World Tag Title Match
The Heartbreak Express vs. The Killer Bees

George Hackenschmidt vs. Iron Sheik
Ted DiBiase vs. The Destroyer
Brad Armstrong vs. Johnny Valentine
Ilio DiPaolo vs. Youssuf Ishmaelo
Don Moraco vs. Koko B. Ware
"Wild" Red Berry vs. Red Bastein

Good to see you doing another LOW fed jmello. I rememebr that I also liked the one you did last year too.

[jmello]

08/16/08
Indianapolis, Indiana
Legends of the Past, Present, and Future
LPPF Card #1

:::LPPF opens up to JMello standing in the ring.:::

JMello: Welcome ladies and gentleman. Are you ready for LPPF to kick off? Tonight, we have an excellent card line-up, as we present a new age in wrestling. Now let’s kick it off...

:::JMello heads to the back as a referee and ring announcer enter the ring.:::

“Wild” Red Berry vs. Red Bastein
This match was one sided as Red Bastein controlled Red Berry. The Fabulous Kangaroos came out, but Red Bastein caught them and did a noggin knocker.

Winner: Red Bastein

Don Muraco vs. Koko B. Ware
This match lasted awhile as Muraco couldn’t get his hands on the birdman. Eventually the Rock hit a HAWAIIN HAMMER and captured the victory. Muraco was visably frustrated as he headed to the back.

Winner: Don Muraco

Ilio DiPaolo vs. Youssuf Ishmaelo

DiPaolo never showed up and Ishmaelo stood in the ring, tauning the crowd with his belt full of gold coins. He shook the belt and laughed, but then was interrupted by Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Duggan lead a U-S-A chant and swung at Ishmaelo with his 2 by 4, but Ishmaelo ducked out of the ring and headed to the back unscathed.

Winner: Youssuf Ishmaelo via forfeit

:::We go to the backstage area where Don Muraco is with Captain Lou Albano.:::

Capt. Lou Albano: See, I told you, you need me. Sure you won, it was Koko B. Ware, but with me in your corner, we’re talking a true contender to the title. Look, I’ll be here and I’ll knock some sense into ya, you just stick with me and you’ll be Ok.

:::Muraco’s head was hung in shame, as he grabbed the towel from around his neck and wipped his brow. Capt. Lou left the room to leave Muraco with his thoughts.:::

Brad Armstrong vs. Johnny Valentine

This match was an instant classic, Valentine was bloody but Armstrong couldn’t finish him off. Valentine hung in there, despite wearing a crimson mask, he hit an ATOMIC SKULLCRUSHER and put away Brad Armstrong.

Winner: Johnny Valentine

Ted DiBiase vs. The Destroyer

Before the match DiBiase once again try to buy the Destroyer’s mask. This time he offered a thousand dollars, but instantly was shoved away by the Destroyer as the bell rang. The two exchanged figure four leglocks and sleeper holds, dsiplaying submission wrestling at its best. The Destroyer locked DiBiase in a figure four and got the tap out to win the match.

Winner: The Destroyer

After the match the Destroyer grabbed the $1,000 and handed it out to fans in the front row as he celebrated. The fans chanted “Keep your mask on” as the Destroyer celebrated with the crowd.

:::JMello is in his office as Jim Duggan is exiting we hear the owner say “You’re welcome Jim see you next week.” JMello is signing off on a document as the Road Warriors come bursting through the door.:::

JMello: And what can I do for you gentleman?

Hawk: Well…you see, you’ve got a nice little federation here and we notice you’re having a tag title match tonight. The Warriors demand to be in it! Tell’em Animal.

Animal: You know the Road Warriors are good and ready to run rough shot over the entire LPPF roster. All we need is for you to give us the green light to unleash doom! Tell’em Hawk.

Hawk: We want it done now, we want it done quickly, we want it done in a rush. Ahhhh, what a RUSH!

JMello: Listen, fellas, that all sounds great and I’d really like to make it happen, but the card is set, the tickets are sold and I’m not giving the Road Warriors debut as a bonus. I promise you give me time and you’ll have your tag title match, just wait briefly and I’ll call you soon enough.

The Road Warriors storm out of the office, hitting things on the way out. JMello shakes his head and lets out a sigh as he says “sheesh.”

George Hackenschmidt vs. Iron Sheik

Iron Sheik used every dirty tactic he could and the point toed boots met the mark on more then one occasion. Iron Sheik quickly slapped on the CAMEL CLUTCH and Hackenschmidt had no other option but to tap.

Winner: Iron Sheik

LPPF Tag Title Match
The Heartbreak Express vs. Killer Bees

The Killer Bees made quick tags and kept Sean Davis in the ring a majority of the match. Heartbreak Express will not get any respect from this match as Jim Brunzell picked up the victory for the Bee’s with a KILLER DROPKICK.

Winner and NEW LPPF Tag Champs: Killer Bees

LPPF Championship Match
Giant Baba vs. Chris Candido w/Tammy Sytch

Chris Candido came out to his usual antics, acting like a giant himself, stumbling to the ring in his usual hysterical manner. When he entered the ring Baba went right to work, methodically tearing Candido apart. Tammy Sytch got involved in the action and breifly had Baba distracted, but when Candido tried to capitalize he met a boot to the face and Baba made the pin for the victory.

Winner and NEW LPPF Champ: Giant Baba[/size]

[Scott Fire 54]

Good stuff. Very entertaining.

[EpicDave]

Love those Killer Bees !!