Post by Shane Sullivan on Jan 27, 2013 18:02:59 GMT -5
G.O.R.E. 2128 Jan 26th – Weekly Show – G.O.R.E.d Weekly
The show starts with Zero the Heavy G King
doing the Rigel cleansing ritual. As he sits, fireworks go off all around the arena. Jasem the Loud grabs the ceiling microphone and welcomes everyone to G.O.R.E. The crowd explodes in cheers.
Tonight’s announcers former G.O.R.E. champion Merkon the Unflinching
and his greatest adversary Killer Klondike 
head down to the ring and to their seats.
Merkon: Welcome Ladies, gentleman and all a-sexual sentients across the galaxy.
KK: Now that our brothers from Hachapee have finally figured out how to broadcast our show by blocking out the radiation from our big blue sun, you all now have the honor of watching the greatest wrestlers in the galaxy, welcome to Grapplers of Rigel Entertainment!!
Season’s Beatings comes down to the ring.
The crowd begins booing loudly. Blackthorn the Anti-Santa, Pumpkin’s Head, Mutant Elf, Jack Rabbid and The Diva a Doom stand around Blackthorn as he grabs the mic.
Blackthorn: All of you for years waited for one of us to bring you joy, presents or even coins for your teeth. Now you boo us? Are you kidding me? You! (Points to a big guy in the front row) Fat bastard, yeah you, listen up. When you were eight and wanted a Morpheus & Omega Play-set, who hooked your bulbous butt up? ME!!
(Points to a young woman who also is in the front row.)
On all Hallows Eve when you, you fat, worthless person went door to door to get candy who made it scary fun with pumpkins carved out to give you joy. HIM!! (Points to Pumpkins Head)
You! (Points to a little kid with his dad) When you were six and lost one of your front teeth then put it under your pillow, who hooked you up with seven Kethos? (Points to the Diva of Doom who has put on Butterfly wings) Her!
When you all ran around as kids picking up Eggs and Chocolate bunnies on your harvest days, who put all those eggs and bunnies out for you to find? HIM! (Points to Jack Rabbid)
All of us, year after year cater to your every whim and what does it get us? Boos!!
The crowd is throwing stuff into the ring and screaming at the five wrestlers.
Blackthorn: You will never get another thing from us, no money under the pillow, no candy at Hallows eve, no chocolate bunnies and no presents under your tree. We quit! All we want now is for you all to suffer, feel our pain! At G.O.R.E. to the End, we captured the Tag Team Titles and The Women’s Championship belt. Only two more titles and we will rule this Fed and will have crushed all your heroes. You can boo all you want! It…Just….Feeds…Us!!
*The Arena goes black…a few seconds the lights come on and Season’s Beatings is gone.*
KK: Whoa! Folks at home looks like the Anti-Santa and his minions have sent a message to the rest of the locker room.
Merkon: umm, I’m pretty sure I bought all my kids their presents and I put out all the dang eggs. What the heck was he talking about? You know if I was younger I would get in that ring and beat me up some punks.
KK: Calm down my friend, you would just get hurt.
Merkon: grrrr. Someone needs to stop these guys. You see what they did to that poor Doctor at G.O.R.E. to the End? I heard he will lose his hands. Someone needs to stop this guy before he kills someone.
KK: Right you are, Just been notified our next match is ready to begin.
Space Rock music hits and out walks the woman warrior from parts unknown.
Temperance hits the ramp and runs to the ring. Her long arms and legs give her a long stride.
Merkon: I heard that she got into it with Vanity’s boy Vain
earlier today. She challenged him to a match; let us see if he comes out to accept.
Loud fireworks light up the ramp and Mrs. Kristen Music hits
KK: No it’s the former Women’s champion Mrs. Kristen out to accept the challenge. After losing the belt to The Diva of Doom in a five on one beat down, let us look back at the last event.
**Video package from G.O.R.E. to the End Pay Per View**
Mrs. Kristen has the Diva of Doom pinned, but Mutant Elf has pulled the ref from the ring. As the ref is yelling at the Mutant Elf, Pumpkin’s Head and Jack Rabbid jump in and give a Propulsion Piledriver to Mrs. Kristen. Jack Rabbid quickly rolls the Diva of Doom onto Mrs. Kristen and jumps out of the ring. The ref finally rolls back into the ring, takes a second to look around and then is forced to count the pin on the unconscious champion. Season’s Beatings carries The Diva of Doom on their shoulders as the crowd boos the screw job.
**Live**
Mrs. Kristen vs. Temperance 
Temperance starts yelling at Mrs. Kristen before the bell rings to get out of her ring, she is not worthy to fight her. The bell rings and Mrs. Kristen crushes Temperance using five Lazerbeam of Hotness’s on her to get the pin. Mrs. Kristen jumps out of the ring and walks back to the curtain.
KK: Wow, well I did not expect that. Mrs. Kristen is sending a message, you want a fight she will give you one. If I was the Diva of Doom I would just give her back the belt and fiver to try and appease her.
Merkin: Hear that. That was a show of force in the women division. I hope that soon she will get her rematch.
**Small chirping sounds enter the arena**
KK: Here is our next match; a highly ranked wrestler in Ceffor the Psycho received a challenge last night from Cicada. On paper, this looks like a mismatch but Cicada wants to prove he belongs in G.O.R.E. and he thinks going through the Psycho is just the start.
Merkon: Hope they called his next of kin.
Cephor the Psycho vs. Cicada 
The bell sounds and Cicada circles Ceffor, Cicada moves in to attack Ceffor when Ceffor grabs Cicada and hits him with the Ceffor Celing. It was academic after that. There was no offence from Cicada, who also received a Smothering for his troubles after the match. Just as the ref was going to overturn the decision, Ceffor let go and a tossed the nearly unconscious Cicada out of the ring.
**Commercial for Big Jim’s tires and used vacuums emporium.**
KK: Welcome back folks, next up we have the debut of Next Gen, the Grandsons of two of wrestling’s greatest champions Torin Cealum and K.O. Keller. Darin Caelum and Thomas Keller. These two come in with great credentials and even greater pedigrees.
Merkon: But earlier today, they had a scuffle outside the arena with the Bully Beatdown Bureau let us look at the altercation.
**Flash back moment**
Darin and Thomas get out of a rental car and swing their gym bags over their shoulders. They look excited. As they approach the arena doors, they are met by the BBB who are standing on both sides of the door.
Huge: Look at this Massive.
Massive: Yeah. Look at this.
Thomas: Hey guys is this the Wrestler entrance?
Huge: Yep. Butcha ain’t going in…
Darin: What? Why not?
Huge: You haven’t paid the toll.
Massive: Yeah! You haven’t paid the toll.
Thomas and Darin look at each other, then they start to push past the BBB
Thomas: Get the heck out of our way.
Huge pushes Thomas back and Massive put up a meaty hand to stop Darin
Huge: Not before you pay the toll!
Darin: What freakin toll?
Huge punches Darin in the face and Massive jumps on Thomas. The four men start kicking, punching and wrestling around on the concrete. Finally security and some of the G.O.R.E. back stage hands break up the fight. All four wrestlers are screaming at each other and making threats.
*Video ends*
Third Generation Vs. the Bully Beatdown Bureau 
Merkon: *Laughs* This one should be crazy. Hold on to your hats at home folks.
Third Generation is in the ring awaiting the BBB.
Huge and Massive stroll out, they feign slapping people on the way down to the ring.
Third Gen attacks them soon as they cross the ropes. The ref finally gets some order. Darin pins a shocked Massive quickly. Huge pulls Massive from the ring; Massive is screaming that he was poked in the eye and that they cheated. Third Gen sits on the ropes inviting The BBB back in the ring for another go round.
*KK* Don’t think we will see the end of this feud anytime soon.*
*Merkon* I thought it was kinda anti climatic myself. Let’s hope our next match is a little longer.
*KK* Earlier today Master One w/ Trix challenged J.T. Priceless.
*Promo*
*Trix snaps her whip and snarls at the camera. Master One has his arms folded and is looking menacing.*
Trix: J.T. honey, I told you I needed a boy toy. I told you that you would be mine. But you continue to fail to see the error of your ways. Your rejection of me will be your undoing. It will cause you so much pain and in the end….you will be mine. I have a proposal for you J.T. If you can beat Master One tonight I will be your slave…..but when you lose. You will be mine. You talk and talk, maybe you should back up your swagger. Take my challenge J.T. Come home to Trix.
*Promo Response*
J.T.: Amazing….*Pulls his glasses down* Seriously? You actually think your whipping boy can beat me? Listen, I need a chick to do my laundry, massage my feet and get me a potpie. So yeah, I will take your challenge sweet thing. One condition of my own; No holds barred. If your boy is such a bad ass, let’s go old school. If you agree queen bee I am in. Cuz I cannot be beaten and after I pin your sidekick, it will be priceless.
*End of video*
Merkon: Wow! I have been waiting for this one. I mean just to see Trix will be worth the wait.
KK: Put your tongue back in your mouth big guy or your wife will do it for you.
Merkon: Good point…Love you babe…This just in, Trix has accepted the stipulation from J.T.
J.T. Priceless’s music hits.
He strolls to the ring slapping hands as he does so. He is holding up a collar and chain.
The Slave Lords music hits and Trix and Master One are carried to the ring in their custom carriage. Trix snaps her whip and Master One heads to his corner.
Master One w/ Trix vs. J.T. Priceless 
Master One started off like a house on fire, looked like he was going to win this one easy, then J.T. Eye gouged him. After that, it was quickly over with J.T. being able to use multiple eye gouges to great effectiveness. Trix ran in the ring to break up the first pinning attempt by pulling his hair. Master One just writhed on the ground in pain holding his eye. The ref seeing Trix’s interference was about to call an end to the match, but J.T. finally got a handful of Trix’s hair and was able to call off the ref. He put a boot on Master One’s chest all the while holding a spitting mad Trix. After the three count, J.T. grabbed his chain and collar and put it around Trix’s neck and led her fighting him all the way to the back. Master One seeing Trix go behind the curtain, rolled out of the ring crying and crawled back to the back holding his swollen eye.
Merkon: Well. Think I will need a shower after that one.
KK: LOL. Well maybe our next match will make you forget about Trix for a while. It is time for our Hardcore Championship Match. The Champion Goredog has accepted the man-monster Macrocosm’s challenge.
[glow=red,2,300]Hardcore Championship:[/glow]
Goredog vs. The Macrocosm w/Father Lynch 
Macrocosm heads to the ring led by Father Alastair Lynch. Horror music plays throughout the arena.
The Father takes off Macrocosm’s ring robe and Macrocosm does some knee bends.
AAARRRRROOOOWWWW!!!
KK: And here come the champ!
Goredog runs down to the ring swing Barbara wildly, he slides into the ring, the ref calls for the bell and the two men met in the center of the ring. Then Macrocosm meets Barbara and then he meets the mat. Then Macrocosm meets Barbara again then Goredog pins him. This was over so fast that Father Lynch had barely sat down at the announcer’s booth. He jumped and ran to the ring, were Goredog had just picked up Macrocosm and thrown him right into the path of the Father. Both fell outside the ring in a pile and quickly made their way back to the curtain.
*Goredog calls for a Mic*
AAAARRRROOOOWWWWWWW!! The dog has crushed another would be successor to the throne. Who is strong enough to beat the dog??!!! NO ONE!!!
*Chick Magnet’s music hits*
The rooster has a mic in hand, the crowd is shocked to see the Andromeda hardcore champion in G.O.R.E.
Buk. Buk Buk. All I hear from your doghole is how awesome you are. That no one can defeat you. I am the cock of the walk baby, I am the greatest hardcore wrestler ever. I have not had a good fight in months, because everyone is scared of me. Therefore, I packed up my flock and took the trip to find a good fight. I asked around, who is the baddest man in the galaxy. All I kept hearing was Goredog is the toughest, the best….buk.buk.buk. Here I am Dogboy. The one animen in the galaxy you hoped would not find you. But here I am, in the feathers baby. Not only am I going to beat you. I’m going to beat you so bad that you will be what you used to be back in the day in Andromeda. My lap dog. See you soon Dogboy. See you real soon.
Chick Magnet drops the mic and heads to the back. Goredog is furious and growling at the spot where Chick Magnet was.
Merkon: Whoa! Big news, looks like Zero the Heavy G king was able to sign the biggest free agent on the market and bring in Chick Magnet to challenge the longest reigning hardcore champion of all time. I look forward to where this feud will take us.
KK: You’re right on that Merkon. That one will be a bloody, bloody affair. That goes back to the start of their careers. Now folks, we are just about ready for the Main event of the evening. The G.O.R.E. Heavyweight belt will be defended by the New Champion Black Sheep tonight. At G.O.R.E. to the End, the former champion Thor Massive and his wife Mrs. Kristen were dismantled by the combined interference of the Flock and Season’s Beatings. Earlier in the evening, Mrs. Kristen was attacked by all the members of Season’s beating which lead to her losing the title to the Diva of Doom. In the main event, the same played out; let us take a look at what transpired last month.
Flashback
Thor Massive hits his Piledriver on Black Sheep and goes for the pin, Daisy Graze jumps up on the back of the ref to break the count, she quickly starts licking him and keeping him distracted. Bruder Galen jumps in the ring as Mrs. Kristen still hurting from the earlier attack jumps on his back and starts clawing his eyes. Thor picks up Black Sheep and piledrives him again. Then the lights go out. A few seconds later Season’s Beating’s is in the ring and they begin to triple team Thor Massive. He tries to fight them off but is quickly beaten down. The Diva of Doom helps Bruder Galen pull Mrs. Kristen off him and drops her with a reverse bulldog on the concrete. Blackthorne throws Thor at Black Sheep who hits his finisher. Daisy Graze finally lets up the frazzled but very happy ref up and he sees Black Sheep pinning Thor. After a three count, a jubilant Flock is celebrating Black Sheep’s win as Season’s Beating heads back to the curtain.
End of flashback
[glow=red,2,300]G.O.R.E. Heavyweight Championship[/glow]
Thor Massive vs. Black Sheep w/ The Flock 
Thor’s music hits. Lord of war – Celestial Nightmare
Thor runs to the ring with Mrs. Kristen right behind him. He slides in the ring and begins shadow boxing.
The Flock’s music hits and all three members head to the ring. The Champ jumping is pointing at Thor and yelling.
Finally both wrestlers are in the ring, the announcer sets the scene and introduces the two combatant’s, the ref takes the belt and holds it over his head. He hands it to a staffer and calls for the bell. The two men run at each other and lock up. Thor immediately puts Black Sheep in a standing guillotine choke and will not let go. Bruder Galen jumps in with Daisy and attack Thor from behind. Mrs. Kristen attacks Daisy and the two roll around, punching and kicking each other. Black Sheep recovers and helps Bruder Galen beatdown Thor.
*The Arena Goes Black*
When the lights come up Season’s Beating are in the ring, they quickly join in and beat up the two Martians. Black Sheep extends his hand towards Blackthorne who punches him in the face and Season’s Beating’s attack the Flock and force them from the ring. The Diva of Doom puts Mrs. Kristen in a camel clutch and is cackeling as she pulls back on Mrs. Kristen’s chin. Jack Rabbid an Pumpkin’s Head continue to beat on Thor who is bleeding buckets.
*Blackthorne grabs the mic and rolls back into the ring*
Did you see the champion run? HAHAHAHA. Did you see your former champion bleed and his wife scream in pain? That is right! We are cleaning house. Soon, we will not only have the Tag team and Ladies belts. Soon we will have the Hardcore and Heavyweights belts as well. It is only a matter of time. You will all be punished of your crimes against us as have they. *Points to the Martian pair* We will have satisfaction!
*The Lights go out in the Arena for a second or two. When they come up Thor and Kristen are writhing in pain. Paramedics and staff rush to help them.
Loud laughter is heard all around the arena.
Merkon: Man, what a statement by Blackthorne. Cannot wait to see what happens next week folks. We have a packed card for you, so do not miss the Greatest Wrestling show in Rigel.
KK: Goodnight folks.
*End of Show*
The show starts with Zero the Heavy G King
doing the Rigel cleansing ritual. As he sits, fireworks go off all around the arena. Jasem the Loud grabs the ceiling microphone and welcomes everyone to G.O.R.E. The crowd explodes in cheers.Tonight’s announcers former G.O.R.E. champion Merkon the Unflinching
head down to the ring and to their seats.Merkon: Welcome Ladies, gentleman and all a-sexual sentients across the galaxy.
KK: Now that our brothers from Hachapee have finally figured out how to broadcast our show by blocking out the radiation from our big blue sun, you all now have the honor of watching the greatest wrestlers in the galaxy, welcome to Grapplers of Rigel Entertainment!!
Season’s Beatings comes down to the ring.
The crowd begins booing loudly. Blackthorn the Anti-Santa, Pumpkin’s Head, Mutant Elf, Jack Rabbid and The Diva a Doom stand around Blackthorn as he grabs the mic.Blackthorn: All of you for years waited for one of us to bring you joy, presents or even coins for your teeth. Now you boo us? Are you kidding me? You! (Points to a big guy in the front row) Fat bastard, yeah you, listen up. When you were eight and wanted a Morpheus & Omega Play-set, who hooked your bulbous butt up? ME!!
(Points to a young woman who also is in the front row.)
On all Hallows Eve when you, you fat, worthless person went door to door to get candy who made it scary fun with pumpkins carved out to give you joy. HIM!! (Points to Pumpkins Head)
You! (Points to a little kid with his dad) When you were six and lost one of your front teeth then put it under your pillow, who hooked you up with seven Kethos? (Points to the Diva of Doom who has put on Butterfly wings) Her!
When you all ran around as kids picking up Eggs and Chocolate bunnies on your harvest days, who put all those eggs and bunnies out for you to find? HIM! (Points to Jack Rabbid)
All of us, year after year cater to your every whim and what does it get us? Boos!!
The crowd is throwing stuff into the ring and screaming at the five wrestlers.
Blackthorn: You will never get another thing from us, no money under the pillow, no candy at Hallows eve, no chocolate bunnies and no presents under your tree. We quit! All we want now is for you all to suffer, feel our pain! At G.O.R.E. to the End, we captured the Tag Team Titles and The Women’s Championship belt. Only two more titles and we will rule this Fed and will have crushed all your heroes. You can boo all you want! It…Just….Feeds…Us!!
*The Arena goes black…a few seconds the lights come on and Season’s Beatings is gone.*
KK: Whoa! Folks at home looks like the Anti-Santa and his minions have sent a message to the rest of the locker room.
Merkon: umm, I’m pretty sure I bought all my kids their presents and I put out all the dang eggs. What the heck was he talking about? You know if I was younger I would get in that ring and beat me up some punks.
KK: Calm down my friend, you would just get hurt.
Merkon: grrrr. Someone needs to stop these guys. You see what they did to that poor Doctor at G.O.R.E. to the End? I heard he will lose his hands. Someone needs to stop this guy before he kills someone.
KK: Right you are, Just been notified our next match is ready to begin.
Space Rock music hits and out walks the woman warrior from parts unknown.
Temperance hits the ramp and runs to the ring. Her long arms and legs give her a long stride.
Merkon: I heard that she got into it with Vanity’s boy Vain
earlier today. She challenged him to a match; let us see if he comes out to accept.Loud fireworks light up the ramp and Mrs. Kristen Music hits
KK: No it’s the former Women’s champion Mrs. Kristen out to accept the challenge. After losing the belt to The Diva of Doom in a five on one beat down, let us look back at the last event.
**Video package from G.O.R.E. to the End Pay Per View**
Mrs. Kristen has the Diva of Doom pinned, but Mutant Elf has pulled the ref from the ring. As the ref is yelling at the Mutant Elf, Pumpkin’s Head and Jack Rabbid jump in and give a Propulsion Piledriver to Mrs. Kristen. Jack Rabbid quickly rolls the Diva of Doom onto Mrs. Kristen and jumps out of the ring. The ref finally rolls back into the ring, takes a second to look around and then is forced to count the pin on the unconscious champion. Season’s Beatings carries The Diva of Doom on their shoulders as the crowd boos the screw job.
**Live**
Mrs. Kristen vs. Temperance Temperance starts yelling at Mrs. Kristen before the bell rings to get out of her ring, she is not worthy to fight her. The bell rings and Mrs. Kristen crushes Temperance using five Lazerbeam of Hotness’s on her to get the pin. Mrs. Kristen jumps out of the ring and walks back to the curtain.
KK: Wow, well I did not expect that. Mrs. Kristen is sending a message, you want a fight she will give you one. If I was the Diva of Doom I would just give her back the belt and fiver to try and appease her.
Merkin: Hear that. That was a show of force in the women division. I hope that soon she will get her rematch.
**Small chirping sounds enter the arena**
KK: Here is our next match; a highly ranked wrestler in Ceffor the Psycho received a challenge last night from Cicada. On paper, this looks like a mismatch but Cicada wants to prove he belongs in G.O.R.E. and he thinks going through the Psycho is just the start.
Merkon: Hope they called his next of kin.
Cephor the Psycho vs. Cicada The bell sounds and Cicada circles Ceffor, Cicada moves in to attack Ceffor when Ceffor grabs Cicada and hits him with the Ceffor Celing. It was academic after that. There was no offence from Cicada, who also received a Smothering for his troubles after the match. Just as the ref was going to overturn the decision, Ceffor let go and a tossed the nearly unconscious Cicada out of the ring.
**Commercial for Big Jim’s tires and used vacuums emporium.**
KK: Welcome back folks, next up we have the debut of Next Gen, the Grandsons of two of wrestling’s greatest champions Torin Cealum and K.O. Keller. Darin Caelum and Thomas Keller. These two come in with great credentials and even greater pedigrees.
Merkon: But earlier today, they had a scuffle outside the arena with the Bully Beatdown Bureau let us look at the altercation.
**Flash back moment**
Darin and Thomas get out of a rental car and swing their gym bags over their shoulders. They look excited. As they approach the arena doors, they are met by the BBB who are standing on both sides of the door.
Huge: Look at this Massive.
Massive: Yeah. Look at this.
Thomas: Hey guys is this the Wrestler entrance?
Huge: Yep. Butcha ain’t going in…
Darin: What? Why not?
Huge: You haven’t paid the toll.
Massive: Yeah! You haven’t paid the toll.
Thomas and Darin look at each other, then they start to push past the BBB
Thomas: Get the heck out of our way.
Huge pushes Thomas back and Massive put up a meaty hand to stop Darin
Huge: Not before you pay the toll!
Darin: What freakin toll?
Huge punches Darin in the face and Massive jumps on Thomas. The four men start kicking, punching and wrestling around on the concrete. Finally security and some of the G.O.R.E. back stage hands break up the fight. All four wrestlers are screaming at each other and making threats.
*Video ends*
Merkon: *Laughs* This one should be crazy. Hold on to your hats at home folks.
Third Generation is in the ring awaiting the BBB.
Huge and Massive stroll out, they feign slapping people on the way down to the ring.
Third Gen attacks them soon as they cross the ropes. The ref finally gets some order. Darin pins a shocked Massive quickly. Huge pulls Massive from the ring; Massive is screaming that he was poked in the eye and that they cheated. Third Gen sits on the ropes inviting The BBB back in the ring for another go round.
*KK* Don’t think we will see the end of this feud anytime soon.*
*Merkon* I thought it was kinda anti climatic myself. Let’s hope our next match is a little longer.
*KK* Earlier today Master One w/ Trix challenged J.T. Priceless.
*Promo*
*Trix snaps her whip and snarls at the camera. Master One has his arms folded and is looking menacing.*
Trix: J.T. honey, I told you I needed a boy toy. I told you that you would be mine. But you continue to fail to see the error of your ways. Your rejection of me will be your undoing. It will cause you so much pain and in the end….you will be mine. I have a proposal for you J.T. If you can beat Master One tonight I will be your slave…..but when you lose. You will be mine. You talk and talk, maybe you should back up your swagger. Take my challenge J.T. Come home to Trix.
*Promo Response*
J.T.: Amazing….*Pulls his glasses down* Seriously? You actually think your whipping boy can beat me? Listen, I need a chick to do my laundry, massage my feet and get me a potpie. So yeah, I will take your challenge sweet thing. One condition of my own; No holds barred. If your boy is such a bad ass, let’s go old school. If you agree queen bee I am in. Cuz I cannot be beaten and after I pin your sidekick, it will be priceless.
*End of video*
Merkon: Wow! I have been waiting for this one. I mean just to see Trix will be worth the wait.
KK: Put your tongue back in your mouth big guy or your wife will do it for you.
Merkon: Good point…Love you babe…This just in, Trix has accepted the stipulation from J.T.
J.T. Priceless’s music hits.
He strolls to the ring slapping hands as he does so. He is holding up a collar and chain.
The Slave Lords music hits and Trix and Master One are carried to the ring in their custom carriage. Trix snaps her whip and Master One heads to his corner.
Master One w/ Trix vs. J.T. Priceless Master One started off like a house on fire, looked like he was going to win this one easy, then J.T. Eye gouged him. After that, it was quickly over with J.T. being able to use multiple eye gouges to great effectiveness. Trix ran in the ring to break up the first pinning attempt by pulling his hair. Master One just writhed on the ground in pain holding his eye. The ref seeing Trix’s interference was about to call an end to the match, but J.T. finally got a handful of Trix’s hair and was able to call off the ref. He put a boot on Master One’s chest all the while holding a spitting mad Trix. After the three count, J.T. grabbed his chain and collar and put it around Trix’s neck and led her fighting him all the way to the back. Master One seeing Trix go behind the curtain, rolled out of the ring crying and crawled back to the back holding his swollen eye.
Merkon: Well. Think I will need a shower after that one.
KK: LOL. Well maybe our next match will make you forget about Trix for a while. It is time for our Hardcore Championship Match. The Champion Goredog has accepted the man-monster Macrocosm’s challenge.
[glow=red,2,300]Hardcore Championship:[/glow]
Goredog vs. The Macrocosm w/Father Lynch Macrocosm heads to the ring led by Father Alastair Lynch. Horror music plays throughout the arena.
The Father takes off Macrocosm’s ring robe and Macrocosm does some knee bends.
AAARRRRROOOOWWWW!!!
KK: And here come the champ!
Goredog runs down to the ring swing Barbara wildly, he slides into the ring, the ref calls for the bell and the two men met in the center of the ring. Then Macrocosm meets Barbara and then he meets the mat. Then Macrocosm meets Barbara again then Goredog pins him. This was over so fast that Father Lynch had barely sat down at the announcer’s booth. He jumped and ran to the ring, were Goredog had just picked up Macrocosm and thrown him right into the path of the Father. Both fell outside the ring in a pile and quickly made their way back to the curtain.
*Goredog calls for a Mic*
AAAARRRROOOOWWWWWWW!! The dog has crushed another would be successor to the throne. Who is strong enough to beat the dog??!!! NO ONE!!!
*Chick Magnet’s music hits*
The rooster has a mic in hand, the crowd is shocked to see the Andromeda hardcore champion in G.O.R.E.
Buk. Buk Buk. All I hear from your doghole is how awesome you are. That no one can defeat you. I am the cock of the walk baby, I am the greatest hardcore wrestler ever. I have not had a good fight in months, because everyone is scared of me. Therefore, I packed up my flock and took the trip to find a good fight. I asked around, who is the baddest man in the galaxy. All I kept hearing was Goredog is the toughest, the best….buk.buk.buk. Here I am Dogboy. The one animen in the galaxy you hoped would not find you. But here I am, in the feathers baby. Not only am I going to beat you. I’m going to beat you so bad that you will be what you used to be back in the day in Andromeda. My lap dog. See you soon Dogboy. See you real soon.
Chick Magnet drops the mic and heads to the back. Goredog is furious and growling at the spot where Chick Magnet was.
Merkon: Whoa! Big news, looks like Zero the Heavy G king was able to sign the biggest free agent on the market and bring in Chick Magnet to challenge the longest reigning hardcore champion of all time. I look forward to where this feud will take us.
KK: You’re right on that Merkon. That one will be a bloody, bloody affair. That goes back to the start of their careers. Now folks, we are just about ready for the Main event of the evening. The G.O.R.E. Heavyweight belt will be defended by the New Champion Black Sheep tonight. At G.O.R.E. to the End, the former champion Thor Massive and his wife Mrs. Kristen were dismantled by the combined interference of the Flock and Season’s Beatings. Earlier in the evening, Mrs. Kristen was attacked by all the members of Season’s beating which lead to her losing the title to the Diva of Doom. In the main event, the same played out; let us take a look at what transpired last month.
Flashback
Thor Massive hits his Piledriver on Black Sheep and goes for the pin, Daisy Graze jumps up on the back of the ref to break the count, she quickly starts licking him and keeping him distracted. Bruder Galen jumps in the ring as Mrs. Kristen still hurting from the earlier attack jumps on his back and starts clawing his eyes. Thor picks up Black Sheep and piledrives him again. Then the lights go out. A few seconds later Season’s Beating’s is in the ring and they begin to triple team Thor Massive. He tries to fight them off but is quickly beaten down. The Diva of Doom helps Bruder Galen pull Mrs. Kristen off him and drops her with a reverse bulldog on the concrete. Blackthorne throws Thor at Black Sheep who hits his finisher. Daisy Graze finally lets up the frazzled but very happy ref up and he sees Black Sheep pinning Thor. After a three count, a jubilant Flock is celebrating Black Sheep’s win as Season’s Beating heads back to the curtain.
End of flashback
[glow=red,2,300]G.O.R.E. Heavyweight Championship[/glow]
Thor Massive vs. Black Sheep w/ The Flock Thor’s music hits. Lord of war – Celestial Nightmare
Thor runs to the ring with Mrs. Kristen right behind him. He slides in the ring and begins shadow boxing.
The Flock’s music hits and all three members head to the ring. The Champ jumping is pointing at Thor and yelling.
Finally both wrestlers are in the ring, the announcer sets the scene and introduces the two combatant’s, the ref takes the belt and holds it over his head. He hands it to a staffer and calls for the bell. The two men run at each other and lock up. Thor immediately puts Black Sheep in a standing guillotine choke and will not let go. Bruder Galen jumps in with Daisy and attack Thor from behind. Mrs. Kristen attacks Daisy and the two roll around, punching and kicking each other. Black Sheep recovers and helps Bruder Galen beatdown Thor.
*The Arena Goes Black*
When the lights come up Season’s Beating are in the ring, they quickly join in and beat up the two Martians. Black Sheep extends his hand towards Blackthorne who punches him in the face and Season’s Beating’s attack the Flock and force them from the ring. The Diva of Doom puts Mrs. Kristen in a camel clutch and is cackeling as she pulls back on Mrs. Kristen’s chin. Jack Rabbid an Pumpkin’s Head continue to beat on Thor who is bleeding buckets.
*Blackthorne grabs the mic and rolls back into the ring*
Did you see the champion run? HAHAHAHA. Did you see your former champion bleed and his wife scream in pain? That is right! We are cleaning house. Soon, we will not only have the Tag team and Ladies belts. Soon we will have the Hardcore and Heavyweights belts as well. It is only a matter of time. You will all be punished of your crimes against us as have they. *Points to the Martian pair* We will have satisfaction!
*The Lights go out in the Arena for a second or two. When they come up Thor and Kristen are writhing in pain. Paramedics and staff rush to help them.
Loud laughter is heard all around the arena.
Merkon: Man, what a statement by Blackthorne. Cannot wait to see what happens next week folks. We have a packed card for you, so do not miss the Greatest Wrestling show in Rigel.
KK: Goodnight folks.
*End of Show*
