Post by Alexander Ubel on Jan 15, 2013 23:28:26 GMT -5
Ordered Chaos #3
The show opened with The Dark Menace leaving the Commissioner's office looking very upset.
Mia Yim vs Daizee Haze[/color]
Daizee Haze was in full control of Mia Yim until she took a nasty bump on the outside, landing with a whiplash like effect on the apron, giving Mia the advantage. Yim locked Haze in a guillotine choke and forced her to submit.
Daizee Haze injured 3 weeks.
SCUM made their entrance. They were joined by Danny Havoc who was introduced by Kevin Steen. Corino & Masada entered the ring with Steen & Havoc on the outside.
SCUM (Corino & Masada) vs The Axis (Gulak & SKS)
Corino & Gulak started the match, and Drew was quickly mauled by Corino, before being tossed from the ring. Corino tied up the referee as Havoc hit the Q2QL3 out on the floor. Drew was able to make it back into the ring before being counted out as Masada is tagged in. Masada grabbed the stunned Gulak and delivered the SKULLF*CKA BUSTER. Drew just managed to get a foot on the ropes to break the count only to find himself out on the floor a second time. SCUM tried the same ploy as last time, but this time the referee spotted the attack and SCUM was disqualified.
A four on two beat down commenced after the ruling, but the fight was cut short by four men in masks, who delivered chair shots to each member of SCUM. The Axis made a quick get away in the confusion. The four men slid into the ring and took up positions on the turnbuckles. One by one they removed the ski masks to reveal...
Nigel McGuinness...
Austin Ares...
Bryan Danielson...
&
CM Punk!
The Cult of Personality music begins to play as SCUM retreat to the back.
Jigsaw vs El Generico (TV Title Qualifier)
A great back and forth match up that saw Generico survive the JIG 'N' Tonic early in the match and make a comeback. Generico went up top only to be cut off by Jigsaw, but Generico would win the fight on the top turnbuckle, and went for the BRAINBUSTAAAHHH!!!, but Jigsaw ultimately fought him off. Generico continued his assault though with no less than four SPIKE BRAINBUSTERS, only to be put away by a jumping enziguri by Jigsaw.
Adam Cole vs Grand Vizier Asa
Adam Cole weathered the storm of offense from Asa to make a comeback. Cole hit the PANAMA SUNRISE for a near fall, locked in the FLORIDA KEY, and hit a second PANAMA SUNRISE to put Grand Vizier Asa away.
The Snake Pit vs Hardcore
It was a back night for The Snake Pit as Joey Ryan hit Ophidian with the WALK-OFF before Hardcore DOUBLE-TEAMED him for the victory.
Mike Bennett vs Cedric the Hitman (TV Title Qualifier)
In what can only be a shocking result Bennett was able to win the match in record time as Maria got the referee's attention by flashing her breasts, allowing Brutal Bob to hit Cedric with some brass knucks, and Bennett finished off the already unconscious Hitman with the BOX OFFICE SMASH.
Samoa Joe vs Mike Mondo
In another brutally short match, Mike Mondo was picked apart by Samoa Joe before being trapped in the COQUINA CLUTCH. Joe held the move after the bell, but released the hold before the referee could reverse his decision.
SCUM were not allowed at ringside for Kevin Steen's match against Ultramantis Black do to the events earlier in the evening.
Ultramantis Black vs Kevin Steen
UMB made short work of a off balance Steen with back to back PRAYING MANTIS BOMBS.
Ultramantis had no time to celebrate as Ultra Black Mantis slid into the ring and the two men began to trade blows.
Former allies Obariyon & Kodama charge down the ramp, but are ambushed by the waiting Magnifico & Pariah, who level them with the tag titles.
The Dark Menace is directing his troops from the stage and orders the GGTT into the ring to assist Ultra Black Mantis. The three on one assault is short lived though as the World's Greatest Tag Team make their return and even the odds.
Back stage Monolith & Titan are tearing up the back as security tries in vain to separate the two big men. Antonio Vanrai & Darc Cannon join Titan in fighting Monolith.
The Amazing Mann tries to get involved in the brawl backstage, but is leveled by Michael Elgin, who spears him through a wall.
Out in the parking area SCUM battled the newly formed Cult of Personality and the show came to an end as the wild brawl throughout the arena continued.
The show opened with The Dark Menace leaving the Commissioner's office looking very upset.
Mia Yim vs Daizee Haze[/color]
Daizee Haze was in full control of Mia Yim until she took a nasty bump on the outside, landing with a whiplash like effect on the apron, giving Mia the advantage. Yim locked Haze in a guillotine choke and forced her to submit.
Daizee Haze injured 3 weeks.
SCUM made their entrance. They were joined by Danny Havoc who was introduced by Kevin Steen. Corino & Masada entered the ring with Steen & Havoc on the outside.
SCUM (Corino & Masada) vs The Axis (Gulak & SKS)
Corino & Gulak started the match, and Drew was quickly mauled by Corino, before being tossed from the ring. Corino tied up the referee as Havoc hit the Q2QL3 out on the floor. Drew was able to make it back into the ring before being counted out as Masada is tagged in. Masada grabbed the stunned Gulak and delivered the SKULLF*CKA BUSTER. Drew just managed to get a foot on the ropes to break the count only to find himself out on the floor a second time. SCUM tried the same ploy as last time, but this time the referee spotted the attack and SCUM was disqualified.
A four on two beat down commenced after the ruling, but the fight was cut short by four men in masks, who delivered chair shots to each member of SCUM. The Axis made a quick get away in the confusion. The four men slid into the ring and took up positions on the turnbuckles. One by one they removed the ski masks to reveal...
Nigel McGuinness...
Austin Ares...
Bryan Danielson...
&
CM Punk!
The Cult of Personality music begins to play as SCUM retreat to the back.
Jigsaw vs El Generico (TV Title Qualifier)
A great back and forth match up that saw Generico survive the JIG 'N' Tonic early in the match and make a comeback. Generico went up top only to be cut off by Jigsaw, but Generico would win the fight on the top turnbuckle, and went for the BRAINBUSTAAAHHH!!!, but Jigsaw ultimately fought him off. Generico continued his assault though with no less than four SPIKE BRAINBUSTERS, only to be put away by a jumping enziguri by Jigsaw.
Adam Cole vs Grand Vizier Asa
Adam Cole weathered the storm of offense from Asa to make a comeback. Cole hit the PANAMA SUNRISE for a near fall, locked in the FLORIDA KEY, and hit a second PANAMA SUNRISE to put Grand Vizier Asa away.
The Snake Pit vs Hardcore
It was a back night for The Snake Pit as Joey Ryan hit Ophidian with the WALK-OFF before Hardcore DOUBLE-TEAMED him for the victory.
Mike Bennett vs Cedric the Hitman (TV Title Qualifier)
In what can only be a shocking result Bennett was able to win the match in record time as Maria got the referee's attention by flashing her breasts, allowing Brutal Bob to hit Cedric with some brass knucks, and Bennett finished off the already unconscious Hitman with the BOX OFFICE SMASH.
Samoa Joe vs Mike Mondo
In another brutally short match, Mike Mondo was picked apart by Samoa Joe before being trapped in the COQUINA CLUTCH. Joe held the move after the bell, but released the hold before the referee could reverse his decision.
SCUM were not allowed at ringside for Kevin Steen's match against Ultramantis Black do to the events earlier in the evening.
Ultramantis Black vs Kevin Steen
UMB made short work of a off balance Steen with back to back PRAYING MANTIS BOMBS.
Ultramantis had no time to celebrate as Ultra Black Mantis slid into the ring and the two men began to trade blows.
Former allies Obariyon & Kodama charge down the ramp, but are ambushed by the waiting Magnifico & Pariah, who level them with the tag titles.
The Dark Menace is directing his troops from the stage and orders the GGTT into the ring to assist Ultra Black Mantis. The three on one assault is short lived though as the World's Greatest Tag Team make their return and even the odds.
Back stage Monolith & Titan are tearing up the back as security tries in vain to separate the two big men. Antonio Vanrai & Darc Cannon join Titan in fighting Monolith.
The Amazing Mann tries to get involved in the brawl backstage, but is leveled by Michael Elgin, who spears him through a wall.
Out in the parking area SCUM battled the newly formed Cult of Personality and the show came to an end as the wild brawl throughout the arena continued.