Chikara-X

[chewey]

KingQuackensaw... awesome.

Suggestion: Can you note how many points a team has accumulated when they've won a match? I'm having trouble keeping track.

[swarm]

Nice card. Clean write up. Ophidian looks like a home run, having great matches all over the community.

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King of Trios Night 1
1. Wrestling Royalty (Danielson, Del Rey, and Cabana) beat The Osirian Shadow Portal when Danielson locked Amasis into the Cattle Mutilation. This was a hard hitting affair with Del Rey having trouble, but Cabana and Danielson making sure their team got the win. After the match, Ophidian snapped and used the Death Grip repeatedly on Amasis. When Delirious tried to stop him, he felt the Death Grip as well.

2. The True New Blood beat Old School Hardcore when Donst pinned Crazy with the SDT. Crazy was starting to dominate in the end, after a back and forth match between Sabu, Crazy and Lynn with Donst, Sanchez and Lee, but he missed a top rope splash allowing Donst to hit the SDT to win.

3. Super Entertainment Spectacular (Peck/Los Ice Creams) upset Spectral Envoy when El Hijo Del Ice Cream pinned Black following El Asesino.

4. The Colony put away The ROH-bots when Green Ant pinned Jay Briscoe following The Ant Hill. The Colony dominated Aries and the Briscoes before finally finishing them off with a triple team for the win.

5. The British Empire shocked Team F.I.S.T. when Taylor locked a sleeper hold on Gargano for the submission. This was trios at its finest with both teams having chances to win before Taylor locked on the sleeper to win.

6. The Batiri crushed The Throwbacks to Another Time when Kobald pinned Hatfield following the Top Rope Seated Senton. The Batiri had little trouble showing off their skills as they pounded down Haze and The Throwbacks before Kobald scored the pin following a double team and then his finisher.

7. KingQuackensaw beat WWF Superstars when Quackenbush pinned D'Lo Brown following Quackendriver II. It was all technicos here as Kingston, Quackenbush and Jigsaw worked over the WWF guys before finally finishing them off.

8. Ragnarok beat The Sea Bee Hooliganz when Claudio quickly put down Kendrick with the Ricola Bomb. Claudio spotted an opening and quickly hit his finisher while London and Generico were stopped by Ares and Tursas from making the save.

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King of Trios Night 2

1. The Batiri put away The British Empire when Obariyon used the Flying DDT to put away Finlay. This was an all out war with everyone scoring near falls at times before Obariyon managed to catch Finlay and put him away. After the match, Kobald used the Demon Toilet on Saint and left the ring cackling in glee.

2. Incoherence beat Jerry Lynn and Super Crazy when Frightmare used the Kneecolepsy to pin Super Crazy. This was going back and forth until Frightmare blocked the Triple Moonsault and then hit a crucifix bomb and Kneecolepsy to win.

3. One Man Gang got a fight from Daizee Haze before he put her away with the 747 Splash. Haze nailed him with everything but the kitchen sink, but in the end, Gang's size was too much as he dropped her face first with a suplex before bouncing off the ropes with a splash to win.

4. Kingquackensaw beat The True New Blood when Quackenbush easily finished off Brodie Lee with the Black Tornado Slam. Donst and Sanchez were quickly taken down by Kingston and Jigsaw allowing Quackenbush to tear apart Lee before slamming him for the three count.

5. Team FIST beat The Throwbacks when Taylor used the Omega Driver to pin Dasher Hatfield. Taylor and Gargano had their troubles but eventually Gargano illegally smashed Hatfield allowing Taylor to use the Omega Driver to score the pinfall.

6. Ultramantis Black surprised Icarus with a rather easy win using Rites of Spring for the three count. This was surprisingly fast as Black dominated the match before hitting Rites of Spring to take the win.

7. Super Entertainment Spectacular upset The Colony when Peck used the Cranial Crescendo to pin Fire Ant. The Colony could have had it, but Los Ice Creams kept coming back and then Peck managed to drop Fire Ant to score the upset and a battle with KingQuackensaw.

8. El Generico finally managed to put down Val Venis with the Brainbustaaahhh!!! Venis dominated most of the match but Generico got control late and would not give it up until he hit his finisher (+2) to score the three count.

9. Ophidian put away former ally Delirious with the Death Grip. Ophidian proved to be a true snake in the grass but his snake skills came in handy here as he skinned the snake and then did not give up control until he put away Delirious with the Death Grip.

10. Wrestling Royalty put away Ragnarok when Sara Del Rey pinned Ares following a power bomb. This was a battle for the ages, with Sara finally putting Ares down for a three count. After the match, Ares announced he was returning to Europe immediately. Where this leaves Claudio is unknown for the moment.

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King of Trios Night III

Super Entertainment Spectacular upset KingQuackensaw when El Hijo Del Ice Cream pinned Jigsaw following the Cold Stone Stunner. KQS should have had the match won but somehow the Ice Creams managed to hit a double team on Jigsaw before hitting the Stunner to win.

Ophidian surprised El Generico with the Death Grip. Generico had trouble hooking on the Brainbustaaahhh!!! though he did get one (at +4), but in the end, Ophidian kept working over Generico with the Death Grip to score the win.

Incoherence beat Team FIST when Frightmare pinned Taylor with the Frightensteiner. Taylor and Icarus just couldn't keep up with Frightmare and Hallowicked. Frightmare tossed Taylor around before scoring the victory.

Wrestling Royalty finally knocked off the Batiri following the Colt .45 on Kobald.
The Batiri proved tough but in the end, Cabana caught Kobald and scored the pinfall while Del Rey and Danielson took down Obariyon and Kodama.

Claudio Castagnoli put down a game Green Ant with the Ricola Bomb. Green Ant tried to pull off the big win, but Castagnoli managed to reverse into a Swiss Death then the Ricola Bomb to score the win.

Johnny Saint pinned Johnny Gargano with the Johnny Saint Special. Gargano dominated but when he tried to use the Lawn Dart, Gargano managed to catch him and cradled him up for the pin.

20 Person Battle Royal
1. Soldier Ant by Jerry Lynn after Ant missed a charge into the corner
2. Fire Ant by Lynn following a German Suplex over the ropes
3. Lynn by Brodie Lee following a Big Boot
4. Jay Briscoe by Lee after press slamming Briscoe to the floor
5. Mark Briscoe by Lee following the Big Boot
6. Super Crazy by One Man Gang who tossed him after hitting the 747 Splash
7. Sugar Dunkerton by One Man Gang following a clothesline
8. Gang by Lee following a superkick
9. Lee by Daizee Haze following a missile dropkick
10. Tim Donst by Ultramantis Black using an electric chair
11. Austin Aries by Black following Rites of Spring
12. Black by Haze following the Mind Trip
13. Fit Finlay by Haze following a dropkick
14. Haze by Tursas after smashing her with the Diving Cross Body.
15. Venis by Tursas after a press slam to the floor
16. Taylor by Sanchez following a hip attack
17. Sanchez by Hatfield following a Cracker Jackhammer
18. Hatfield by Tursas after smashing him with the Diving Cross Body
19. Delirious by Tursas following the Diving Cross Body
Winner Tursas
Tursas was just too much in the end as he knocked out Hatfield and Delirious to take the win.

Wrestling Royalty finally finished off Sports Entertainment Spectacular when Danielson forced Ice Cream Jr. to tap to Cattle Mutilation. Peck and Ice Creams almost made the upset but Peck missed a Cranial Crescendo allowing Cabana to tag out to Del Rey. Rey pounded down the entire squad before letting Danielson in who worked over ICJ before locking him into the Cattle Mutilation to win King of Trios.

[Tournament Master]

Cool tournament. Can't believe Peck and Ice Creams were able to last so long. They robbed us of the KingQuackensaw vs. Wrestling Royalty finals.

[TTX]

It was crazy...The Ice Creams performed a lot better than I expected. I still expect at some point for Kingquackensaw and Wrestling Royalty will eventually happen.

[TTX]

It's Me Again, CHIKARA

1. Green Ant held off a game Kobald with the Cloverleaf. Kobald had his chances but couldn't hit his finisher. Ant worked him over with the Torture Rack before locking in the Cloverleaf to win.

2. Archibald Peck upset Delirious with the Drumroll. Once again, Peck gets a stunning win despite missing his finisher twice and getting nailed with the Bizarro Driver. Delirious was upset at missing an easy win.

3. BDK (Donst/Sanchez) handled The Throwbacks when Pinkie used the Burning Snicklefritz on Dunkerton. Donst and Sanchez had some trouble but Sanchez avoided Dunkerton's senton to the floor and then hit his finisher to score a fairly easy win.

4. Colt Cabana easily squashed Johnny Gargano with the Colt .45. Gargano got the early advantage until he made the mistake of throwing Colt out of t he ring. From there, Colt hit his finisher to win.

5. Ophidian crushed Daizee Haze with the Duat Driver. Ophidian dominated the match and worked over Haze before finally pinning her. It seemed that Haze has not been well lately.

6. Quackensaw beat Team F.I.S.T. when Jigsaw used Jig N Tonic on a tired Icarus. Icarus took an early pounding from Quackenbush before managing to get out of the ring. Taylor had a bit more luck, but in the end, a late switch allowed Jigsaw to use his finisher to win.

7. Ultramantis Black upset Brodie Lee with the Praying Mantis Bomb. Black winning wasn't the upset, it was that he somehow managed to pull the big man into his finisher to win.

8. Claudio Castagnoli fought off El Generico with the Ricola Bomb. Castagnoli dominated but Generico put up a fight and nearly pulled it off with the Brainbustah! (+4) but somehow Castagnoli survived and battled back to hit the Ricola Bomb for the win.

9. Los Ice Creams surprised Incoherence when Ice Cream Jr. stunned Frightmare with the Sprinkle Bomb. The Ice Creams kept Incoherence guessing with their double team moves and finally took the win after a Sprinkle Bomb. The Ice Creams indicated they had the Colony in their sights once they got their three points.

10. Eddie Kingston pinned Tursas with the Sliding D. Tursas' size proved difficult as he hit a big Kreuz Bomb and the Diving Crossbody, but Kingston simply battered him down with his finishers to finally score the win in a bloody affair.

11. After the loss, a miffed Bryan Danielson challenged Sara Del Rey. Danielson dominated most of the match, but Sara made a comeback, nearly winning a few times with the Royal Butterfly. In the end, Danielson battered Del Rey down before locking in the Cattle Mutilation until Sara passed out.

12. In a non title match, Champions The Colony (Fire Ant/Soldier Ant) edged The Batiri (Obariyon/Kodama) when Fire Ant used the Beach Break on Obariyon for the victory. Obariyon and Kodama proved worthy challengers as they took the fight to the Ants, but in the end, Fire and Soldier nailed Obariyon with a powerful diving clothesline to the floor before Fire picked him up for the Beach Break to win.

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Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

1. 3.0 put away BDK (Donst/Hammermeier) when Parker pinned Hammermeier with the Flash Roll-up. Donst and Hammermeier dominated the match but Matthews pulled his rollup out of nowhere and Hammermeier went down for the three count.

2. Swiss Money Holding took down The Colony when Castagnoli used the Ricola Bomb to pin Soldier Ant. Before the match, Castagnoli said that if he and Ares lost the match, they would both leave Chikara for at least six months. SMH then took down the tag champions. The Colony started off hot and worked Ares over, but Castagnoli was not to be denied as they got a Doomsday Uppercut, and later the Ricola Bomb to take the victory.

3. Death Haze crushed The Batiri when Daizee pinned Obariyon with the Mind Trip. Kodama never got into the ring as Del Rey battered Obariyon and then Haze finished him off with the Mind Trip.

4. The Briscoe Brothers surprised Incoherence when Jay used a release spinebuster to pin Hallowicked. Hallowicked had been working over Jay when Jay made a sudden reversal and then hit the spinebuster out of nowhere to take the pinfall.

5. Quackensaw held off BDK (Sanchez/Tursas) when Quackenbush pulled out the Quackendriver IV to pin Sanchez. Sanchez and Tursas gave Quackensaw all they could handle with their mix of talents but in the end Quackenbush took the pinfall with his rarely seen Quackendriver IV.

6. The Roughnecks took down Dark Dimensions when Brodie Lee pinned Delirious following two Big Boots. Lee and Redwood proved to be a tough team as they battered down Black and Delirious before finally scoring the win with Lee's powerful boots to the face.

7. Team FIST beat The Throwbacks when Icarus used an Emerald Flosion to pin Dasher. Taylor and Icarus were clicking on all cylinders as they battered down The Throwbacks before Icarus covered Dasher for a fairly easy pinfall.

8. Wrestling Royalty beat Los Ice Creams when Danielson used the Triangle Choke to knock out Ice Cream Jr. Ice Cream Jr. was shocked as Cabana reversed off the ropes, hit Eat Defeat and then tagged in Danielson who locked in the Triangle Choke to win.

9. Gregory Iron made a succesful debut beating Kobald with the Gimp Smack. This match was less than a minute as Iron quickly knocked Kobalddown and then hit the Gimp Smack to win.

10. Swiss Money Holding beat 3.0 when Castagnoli used the Ricola Bomb to pin Matthews. Castagnoli and Ares seemed determined to take the tourney as they battered 3.0 before Castagnoli took another pinfall with his finisher.

11. Quackensaw took down The Briscoes when Quackenbush used Jig N Tonic to pin Jay Briscoe. This was a wild brawl with both teams having chances to win but finally Quackenbush and Jigsaw pulled it out and scored the victory. .

12. Green Ant defeated Johnny Gargano with the Chikara Special. Gargano almost took it with the Lawn Dart but Ant came back and locked on the Chikara Special to take the win.

13. The Roughnecks beat Death Haze when Lee pinned Haze with the Big Boot. The Batiri attacked Sara Del Rey before the match and Haze was unable to fight off The Roughnecks, finally falling to a Big Boot by Brodie for the three count.
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14. Wrestling Royalty put away Team FIST when Danieslon used Cattle Mutilation on Chuck Taylor. Danielson and Cabana worked over Taylor and Icarus before Danielson's Cattle Mutilation was locked on Taylor while Cabana and Icarus brawled on the floor.

15. Archibald Peck pinned Johnny Saint with the Baton Smash. This was a wild brawl with Saint having several chances to win as Peck had trouble hitting his finisher, but Veronica's baton was the difference as Peck took the win.
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16. In a surprisingly quick match, Swiss Money Holding's run ended with Castagnoli announcing he was leaving for 6 months as he promised if he lost when Jigsaw pinned Ares with a superkick.

17. The Dark Menace introduces his mystery man, Shard, who bears a striking resemblence to Jigsaw and wrestled a similar style. He upset El Generico with the brainbuster.

18. The Roughnecks finally put away Wrestling Royalty when Lee pinned Cabana following Roughnecked. Cabana and Danielson seemed a bit off here and The Roughnecks took advantage with a couple of double teams to score the win.

19. Eddie Kingston took down Ophidian with the Sliding D. Ophidian seemed distracted by the presence of Amasis who came to the ring with Kingston allowing Kingston to grab the victory. After the match, Amasis
taunted Ophidian.

20. In the finals, Quackensaw put away The Roughnecks when Quackenbush pinned Brodie Lee with the Quackendriver IV. During the match, The Dark Menace and Shard took notes. Lee and Redwood gave
Quackensaw quite the challenge, and nearly took the upset early, but Quacknsaw was just too much in the end. After the match, Quackenbush demanded to know what the Dark Menace was plotting, and the Dark Menace
cackled and said only the word GEKIDO

[TTX]

Dropkick Me Jesus
1. Gregory Iron beat Archibald Peck with Handicapped Parking after Peck missed the Cranial Crescendo. With Veronica seeming to be distracted, Peck didn't have his ace in the hole. He still nearly pulled a win, only to miss his finisher allowing Iron to hit his for the win.

2. The Batiri scores a point by beating the Throwbacks when Kodama used the Impaler bulldog to pin Sugar Dunkerton. This match had a ton of saves, nearfalls and tags that it was nearly impossible to keep up before Kodama finally took the pinfall on Sugar.

3. Team FIST beat Kobald and Los Ice Creams when Taylor locked Kobald into the Cross Crab and the Ice Creams left the ring forcing Kobald to tap. This was all FIST and the Ice Creams decided to leave Kobald to the wolves while saving their own hides. Kobald looked very frustrated after the match.

4. Green Ant upset Pinkie Sanchez with the Chikara Special. Ant was a house of fire and worked over Sanchez's arm before locking in the Chikara Special to take the upset victory.

5. The Roughnecks beat Incoherence when Lee pinned Frightmare following Roughnecked. The Roughnecks continued to dominate as Frightmare and Hallowicked couldn't sustain offense allowing the Roughnecks to pound them down for the win.

6. The Shard pulled a narrow victory over Delirious with a superkick after Dark Menace nailed Delirious with a cane shot. The Shard took a beating but came back and took the victory thanks to the Dark Menace. After the match, another masked man came to the ring and assisted The Shard pounding down Delirious before The Spectral Envoy made the save. The Dark Menace announced that this was 17, leader of GEKIDO.

7. Eddie Kingston pinned Tursas with two Backfists to the Future. Tursas dominated early but he couldn't get Kingston down. After that, Kingston battered the big man down before hitting the backfists to take the win.

8. Ophidian put down Ultramantis Black with the Egyptian Destroyer. Ophidian just pounded Mantis down before finally taking the Destroyer for the win. Ophidian seemed determined to battle Kingston again and took Black down and issued another challenge to face him.

9. BDK beat 3.0 when Hammermeier choked out Matthews with his tie. Donst and Hammermeier were on the same page here as they surprised 3.0 with a very easy victory to earn a point.

10. Sara Del Rey beat Bryan Danielson with the Royal Butterfly in Danielson's final Chikara match for a while. Danielson announced before the match that he was heading to other places to wrestle, but he wanted to take Del Rey down one more time to prove he was the King, but Del Rey survived a brutal assault to issue one of her own and win with the Royal Butterfly.

11. The Tag Titles finally changed hands when Quackensaw edged The Colony with Quackenbush putting down Soldier Ant with the Quackendriver III. This was a fantastic back and forth match with both teams scoring near falls. Towards the end of the match, three more masked men showed up resembling the Colony. Whether that distracted Fire Ant and Soldier Ant is unknown but Quackensaw are now the champs.

12. Daizee Haze beat 17 by disqualification when 17 had the victory after Quackendriver IV, but he chose to lock in a double shoulder lock and wouldn't let go after Haze screamed she quit. Haze was seriously injured and her CHIKARA future was in definite doubt as the Dark Menace and 17 warned that GEKIDO meant business.

Tag Points
1. BDK, The Roughnecks, Batiri (Kodama/Obariyon) 1 pt. each