Presents.............
CARD # 19
REVENGE
OF THE
EVIL MONKEYRUPP ARENA
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY DAIZEE HAZE vs. SARA DEL REY
NO CONTEST!* The two ladies stood nose to nose and then............ hugged!!!? The fans were in shock as they wondered where this came from after all the fights and verbal battles. The rest of the BDK (Claudio, Ares, Tursas and Pinkie) all came out and one by one hugged Daizee and welcomed her back into the fold. Everyone in attendance and watching at home were stunned and dumbfounded. Sara then grabbed a mic......
SDR : " Confused?........HAHahaha..... We do what we want and don't have to explain NOTHING to you people. Now, with that out of the way it's time to welcome back the rest of the BDK!!!"
Just then TIM DONST walked out wearing his signature gold, black and white tights. The fans booed wildly, feeling very betrayed by the man (Mr. Wrestling V/ Super Grappler) whom they backed just a card before.
TD : " Surprised?............. You shouldn't be........ Our high priced lawyers got me reinstated since I was injured before my loser leave Chikara match by Brodie 'Redneck' Lee. Basically rendering the match null and void. Chikara didn't want to fight us in the courts and knew this was the right thing to do."
SDR : " Ok, ok.....we have one last member to bring back into the fold. So Delirious come on out!"
Just then Ultramantis Black walked out of the entrance and addressed the BDK from the entrance.
UMB : " NO. No.....NOOoooooooo. He belongs to me and the ORDER now ( ORDER? Does this mean Spectral Envoy is no more and the Order Of The Neo Solar Temple is back?). I........
Just then UMB is attacked from behind by Delirious, who barely slows down on his way to the ring. The BDK laugh and clap as they welcome the mad one back into the group.
Tursas goes up to put the chain on Delirious when he's low blowed and then kicked in the face. Ares is next to feel the wrath followed by Del Rey. The rest bail out of the ring as Delirious is going crazy. He climbs the turnbuckle and stares down at Daizee Haze as she tries to clam him down from the floor. At the urging of Claudio she slowly climbs into the ring and tries ever so gently to seduce Delirious. It seems to be working when .......BLAM! She's nailed with a Praying Mantis Bomb!!! Delirious runs around the ring babbling incoherently as the BDK retreat to the back.
PINKIE SANCHEZ pinned ARCHIBALD PECK
*** /w/ Veronica /w/ Burning Snicklefritz
THE THROWBACKS : DASHER HATFIELD ** & SUGAR DUNKERTON ** (0 PTS)beat
INCOHERENCE : HALLOWICKED
**** & FRIGHTMARE
* (0 PTS)
* Sugar pinned Frightmare after Air Dunkerton as Hallowicked made no attempt at a save.
After the match Hallowicked helped his little buddy up only to level him with a Graveyard Smash!
UMB walked out clapping and walked back into the back with Hallowicked, leaving Frightmare motionless in the ring.
JIGSAW pinned ARES
** /w/ Jig-N-Tonic
Claudio hit the ring and attacked Jigsaw from behind. Ares recovered and then it was a two on one beat down UNTIL Quackenbush charged the ring and chased off the the tag champs.
Mike helped Jigsaw to his feet as Jigsaw just stared at him. Quack pleaded with his friend and partner as to what was wrong. With no words Jigsaw just rolled out of the ring and disappeared into the back. Leaving Quack alone in the ring and very confused as is all the fans.
TRIPLE THREAT MATCHTIM DONST ***beat
BRODIE LEE
*****&
EDDIE KINGSTON
****
* Kingston nailed the Big Rig with a Backfist To The Future and had the sure pin when Donst kicked him so damn hard in the head that Eddie just slumped in a heap. TD then locked Lee in a Inverted Chikara Special and the ref called for the bell as Lee was helpless.
CHIKARA CAMPEON MUNDIALNON-TITLE MATCHOPHIDIAN (C) pinned TURSAS
**** /w/ Egyptian Destroyer
F.I.S.T. : CHUCK TAYLOR & JOHHNY GARGANO ** (2 PTS)
beat
THE COLONY : SOLDIER ANT
*** & GREEN ANT
* (0 PTS)
F.I.S.T. earned their 3rd point and title shot, when Taylor put Green Ant down for the count with Omega Driver.
DELIRIOUS *** beat ULTRAMANTIS BLACK
*** by
DQDelirious looked to have the match won after a wicked Praying Mantis Bomb but interference by Hallowicked left Bryce no choice but to call for the bell. Before any damage could be done Frightmare ran out to even the odds, not liking an even playing field Hallowicked and UMB escaped to the back.
#1 CONTENDERS MATCHICARUS *** pinned FIRE ANT
**** /w/ Wings Of Icarus
Icarus joined his F.I.S.T. teammates in earning a title shot. Will F.I.S.T. control ALL the gold here in Chikara?
MIKE QUACKENBUSH *** beat CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI
**** by
DQ
Quckenbush had Claudio locked in the Chikara Special when Ares interfered and caused the immediate disqualification. He started putting the boots to Quack when Jigsaw ran to the ring. Ares left the ring quick, helping Castagnoli escape as well.
Jigsaw helped Mike up, and extended his hand for a shake. Quack accepted but was met with a Jig-N-Tonic!!! The fans roared their disapproval as UMB and Hallowicked walked out and got in the ring. Jigsaw shook hands with both as Quack lay motionless on the mat........
The fans erupted as DELIRIOUS and FRIGHTMARE charged the ring!!!!!
Fade to black.
* Lots of twist and turns with betrayal all over the place.
* Where will all this lead?
* Stay tuned................
