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[glow=red,2,300]Saturday Night's Main Event[/glow]

Vince McMahon:"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Saturday Night's Main Event. I'm vince McMahon and with me, Jesse 'The Body' Ventura. We've got a full night of action featuring several men who have aspirations of coming out on top of the upcoming world title tournament."
Jesse Ventura:"And chief among them, my favorite wrestler and the Jesse The Body Slammy award winner, Ravishing Rick Rude. He's my pick as your next world heavyweight champion. That means you can take it to the bank, jack!"
Vince:"That remains to be seen as tonight he has to get by one Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Let's go to comments from both men. Standing by in their locker rooms, Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Ravishing Rick Rude."


Hacksaw Jim Duggan:"Tonight I'm getting in the ring with Ravishing Rick Rude. He's got his fancy-dan tights, his million-dollar body, and a mean streak a mile wide. But I've got my American flag, I've got my trusty 2-by-four, and I've got 15,000 screaming fans chanting, "USA, USA, USA'! That's all ol' Hacksaw will ever need! So Rick Rude, bring everything you've got, but keep that manager of yours, Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, away from my ring because ol' Hacksaw knows how to take care of a weasel! (Duggan holds his 2x4 like a baseball bat and takes a swing at the air) Hooooooooo!"

Ravishing Rick Rude:"Ladies, feast your eyes and fantasize because you're looking at the sexiest man on this or any other planet."
Bobby Heenan:"That's right, and I almost feel sorry for Hacksaw Jim Duggan tonight. Rick Rude is a man on a mission. He's mean, he's hungry, he's ready to prove to the world that you're all looking at the NEXT world's heavyweight champion in Ravishing Rick Rude. And Duggan, in the mood he's in, I can't be held repsonsible for what Rick Rude does to you tonight."
Rude:"Hacksaw Duggan, when I'm done with you they'll be picking up the pieces with a squeegee and a mop!"

Ravishing Rick Rude pinned Hacksaw Duggan after the RUDE AWAKENING.
Duggan and Rude fought tooth-and-nail for nearly ten minutes before Rude managed to hit his finisher for the pin. After the bout he went to use the RUDE AWAKENING again for good measure, but Bruiser Brody ran out and made the save, hitting Rude with a big boot and sending him and Heenan fleeing to the back.

McMahon:"An explosive situation at the end of the bout. I don't think we've heard the last of Rick Rude and one Bruiser Brody."
Ventura:"Oh I'm sure. I can't wait to get an explanation from that fleabag Bruiser Brody as to what exactly he thinks he's doing sticking his nose where it doesn't belong when Rick Rude is trying to make a statement."
McMahon:"Make a statement? He was trying to injure the man. Nevertheless, let's go to Mean Gene standing by with Bruiser Brody."


Mean Gene:"Bruiser Brody, it looked like Ravishing Rick Rude was about to finish off Hacksaw Jim Duggan for good when you made your presence known."
Bruiser Brody:"No one's ever accused me of being a model citizen, but I couldn't stand by and let Rick Rude try to make a name for himself without doing something about it. Rick Rude wants the world title, but I say the path to that belt goes through me. So let's see how far Rick Rude goes down that path before he gets cut off at the knees! Huss! Huss! Husss!"


McMahon:"What a beginning here tonight, and there are four more big matches to go."
Ventura:"Jack, Bruiser Brody had better watch his back."
McMahon:"And with that, we'll be right back with more Saturday Night's Main Event!"


(After the commercial break an ad for the Playboy Buddy Rose "Blowaway Diet" is shown.)

Playboy Buddy Rose defeated Koko B. Ware.

Ventura:"It looks like that bird had his feathers plucked tonight. I'm just glad Rose didn't try to eat him."
McMahon:"The Blowaway Diet indeed. Standing by, The Mountie and his manager Sir Oliver Humperdink."


The Mountie:"Y'know 'Dink, if there's one thing I don't like about Killer Bees it's that they've got no respect for the law. They'll just fly aroung stinging anybody! Well if Jim Brunzell tries to sting me he's going to be in for the shock of his life."
Oliver Humperdink:"The best way to deal with a flying pest is to snatch it out of the air and, 'pop!', pluck it's wings right off. Brunzell's a tough competitor, but if he tries anything funny I know that's just what you'll do!"

The Mountie (w/Sir Oliver Humperdink) beat Jumpin' Jim Brunzell.
Brunzell was up to the challenge, but a distraction of the referee by Humperdink led to Mountie using his SHOCK STICK to incapacitate Brunzell and pick up the win.

McMahon:"Talk about making a statement, I think the competitors here in the TWE had better show a healthy respect for the law."
Ventura:"In a word: shocking."
McMahon:"Fans, I'm told Mean Gene has made his way to the locker room of Ravishing Rick Rude where we hope to get his reaction to what transpired at the end of the bout earlier tonight."


the camera cuts to Rick Rude's locker room as a nervous Mean Gene watches Rick Rude stomp around the room overturning benches and throwing things around as Heenan tries to calm him down.
Rick Rude:"Who does he think he is?!? Huh?!? Who does he think he is getting involved in my business?!? Bruiser Brody, I know all about your reputation and I'm not impressed. If you want a fight then you've got a fight with Ravishing Rick Rude!"
Mean Gene:"Rick Rude obviously upset after the actions of Bruiser Brody."
Heenan:"Oh, you think? Listen up, dim bulb: Bruiser Brody just made the mistake of his life. He just got the attention of Ravishing Rick Rude and the entire Heenan family. We'll see how big and bad he is when we're done with him. Now get out of here, chrome dome."


Ventura:"I'd hate to be in Bruiser Brody's furry boots right about now, McMahon."
McMahon:"Well, I hope Mr.Rude is ready to make amends for all of the damage he has caused tonight. I would imagine it may cost him a pretty penny."
Ventura:"Speaking of money, I can't wait to see my favorite benefactor, The Million Dollar Man take Brutus Beefcake from the penthouse to the outhouse in just a few minutes."
McMahon:"Standing by is the Million Dollar Man and his bodyguard Virgil."



Ted DiBiase(w/Virgil):"Brutus Beefcake. They call him the Barber. Well to the Million Dollar Man he's nothing but a stepping stone on the way to the world heavyweight championship. Beefcake, everybody's got a price and when I'm done with you I'll be sure to leave you with just enough money to get a decent haircut! Bwahahahaha!."

Brutus Beefcake:"Money can buy a lot of things: big cars, big houses, jet airplanes. But one thing money can't buy is respect. Ted DiBiase, I have no respect for the way you do business and I think it's just about time for me to do a little struttin' and cuttin' all... over... you!"

Ted DiBiase(w/Virgil) beat Brutus Beefcake with the MILLION DOLLAR DREAM.
DiBiase looked impressive with the win over Beefcake, who showed short flashes of offense but never enough to put DiBiase in jeopardy.

Ventura:"I guess Beefcake should go back to beauty school, McMahon."
McMahon:"Without a doubt tonight was not Mr. Beefcake's night, but I don't think we've seen the last of the Barber just yet. And we're about to see a man that the fans just can't get enough of in Superfly Jimmy Snuka! Will The Heenan Family close out tonight's action continuing their winning ways or will the Superfly fly high yet again?"
Ventura:"Never bet against perfection."



Superfly Snuka:"The Superfly been flyin' for a long time now, but he ain't ever seen someone who is perfect. They say nobody's perfect, Curt Hennig, but you say you are. Well brutha, when Superfly climbs that top rope, and he looks out at all those sea of people cheering him on....that, my freind, is perfect brutha. So hello to all my people out there in tv wonderland and tonight we'll get to see just how perfect Mr. Perfect really is."

Bobby Heenan:"Superfly Snuka is dangerous. He's savage, he's an animal. But he's not perfect. Only one man can make that claim and he's standing right next to me. So if Snuka tries to climb that turnbuckle like it's some sort of coconut tree, I assure you this man will knock him right back down. Why?"
Mr. Perfect:"Because I am what I say I am: I am absolutely perfect."

Superfly Jimmy Snuka won by disqualification over Mr.Perfect.
Snuka was firmly in control when Perfect retreated to the floor. Snuka followed and, out of desperation, Perfect grabbed the timekeeper's bell hammer and hit Snuka to cause the disqualification. Perfect began stomping and kicking Snuka, but Snuka fired up and made a comeback. Rick Rude got involved and made it two-on-one until Bruiser Brody ran out to fight with Rude. Together Brody and Snuka fought off the Heenan Family members and sent them running for cover to end the show.

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[glow=blue,2,300]PRIME TIME WRESTLING[/glow]

Gorilla Monsoon:"Hot on the heels of Saturday Night's Main Event welcome to Prime Time Wrestling. Gorilla Monsoon here joined by Bobby 'The Weasal' Heenan."
Heenan:"That's The Brain, and don't you forget it, Monsoon."
Monsoon:"Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of people who'd like to forget you, Brain. Not the least among them Hacksaw Duggan and Superfly Snuka, to say nothing of Bruiser Brody. You had your filthy paws all over the action this past Saturday, didn't you Brain?"
Heenan:"The Heenan Family was well represented....and what do you mean by paws? I'm not an animal, I don't have paws. Do you see a tail?"
Monsoon:"Give me a break. I'm sure you and your men will have dues to pay when the dust settles from this past Saturday. But enough talk, we've got plenty of action to get to tonight, so let's kick it off with 'The Rock' Don Muraco."

Don "The Rock" Muraco defeated Danny Doring with an Asiatic Spike.
Muraco dominated and easily defeated Doring. Doring opened the bout by attacking Muraco from behind, but that only made the Rock mad and he took it out on Doring from bell to bell.

During the match pre-recorded comments from Rock Muraco were played:
Muraco:"The Rock is back and I'm better than ever. I'm ready to make waves on my own: no managers, no partners, nobody but me, myself, and I. I have seen the light, I've been to the top of the mountain and it is good. Now I'm ready to go straight to the top of the Titan Wrestling Empire. That TWE world heavyweight belt sure would look good around my waist!"

Monsoon:"Rock Muraco certainly is a changed man."
Heenan:"But change isn't always necessarily a good thing. For instance, what about that tye-dyed shirt? What is this, 1967? And don't even get me started on what kind of man wears baby blue trunks."
Monsoon:"That's quite enough Brain. Let's take it back to the ring and take a look at one of the premier fan favorites here in the TWE, Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant as he goes head-to-head with the nasty veteran German Fritz Von Goering."

Jimmy Valiant pinned Fritz Von Goering with the wind-up elbow drop.
This match was a wild brawl, with Fritz using every trick in the book to dominate much of the match. In the end Valiant rallied and used his big elbow to secure the win.

Heenan:"I can't believe the fans actually cheer for a man like Jimmy Valiant. Now the Mountie, there's someone the children can look up to. That's a real role model."
Monsoon:"The Mountie? You've got to be kidding me. Anyone who runs around with a troll like Sir Oliver Humperdink has got to be up to no good."
Heenan:"Humperdink is a fine man....just don't ever take any stock tips from the guy.....and never let him cut you a deal on a Rolex."
Monsoon:"You are something else, Brain. Fans, let's get back to the action and take a look at a young up and comer in the ranks of the TWE, Brad Armstrong taking on Larry Sharpe."

Brad Armstrong used the RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP to pin Larry Sharpe.
Armstrong looked good picking up the easy win over the journeyman Sharpe. Sharpe never took a disctinct advantage in the bout and Brad cruised to the win.

Monsoon:"A big win for the youngster there. I'm sure we'll be hearing a lot from Brad Armstrong in the days and weeks to come."
Heenan:"Yeah, but now we're getting ready to see a REAL star, the Mountie. Here's a guy I'd like to have on the Heenan Family. I could make a lot of money off this guy..FOR this guy."
Monsoon:"You had it right the first time, I'm sure. Mountie with no easy assignment tonight taking on Cousin Luke."

The Mountie defeated Cousin Luke.
Mountie attacked at the bell and picked up a surprisingly easy victory.

After the bout The Mountie grabbed the house mic and addressed the crowd from the ring.

The Mountie:"DO you know who I am? I AM THE MOUNTIE! That's right, I am the law around these parts and I think it's time for everyone to start showing a healthy respect for the law. Men like Jimmy Valiant. Now there's a guy with no respect for the law. You can tell just by looking at him. He looks like he probably smells like funny smoke, if you know what I mean. So Valiant, you're on warning: cut that greasy hair and clean up your act or the Mountie will do it for you!"

Monsoon:"Some strong words at the end of the match directed at The Boogie Woogie Man. Can he back up those words? That remains to be seen. Conspicuous by his absence is Bobby Heenan as we're getting ready to take a look at one of his men, King Kong Bundy, as he takes on the wild Missing Link."

King Kong Bundy used the AVALANCHE to put down Missing Link in a wild match.
Link used his unorthodox tactics to keep Bundy off-balance, but Bundy eventually overpowered him and kept him down for the 5-count following the AVALANCHE.

Monsoon:"And the Brain is back. Well, Bundy picks up the victory."
Heenan:"Another win for the Heenan Family, of course. Just like at Saturday Night's Main Event when Rick Rude took one step closer to his position as the rightful World champion."
Monsoon:"And he took a step in the wrong direction when he got the attention of Bruiser Brody. We'll have more information next week on the upcoming world title tournament and I'm sure your man Rude will have a spot, and I wouldn't be surprised to see Bruiser Brody's name pop up as well."
Heenan:"Brody talks tough and he's good at running in after a match is over and attacking a man from behind, but what can he do face-to-face? Against a man like Rick Rude, not much!"
Monsoon:"We shall see. Up next another man who I am sure would like to secure a spot in the tournament as well, Greg The Hammer Valentine."

Greg Valentine beat George South via FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK.
Valentine picked up the easy win over South and looked impressive in his quest to enter the title tournament.

Monsoon:"Feature time once again here on Prime Time Wrestling. The world tag team champions The Road Warriors putting the belts up for grabs tonight against the team of the Heavenly Bodies with their manager Jim Cornette."

The Road Warriors and The Heavenly Bodies wrestled to a 20-minute time limit draw.

Monsoon:"What a barn-burner and nothing was settled at the end. That match broke down into an all-out brawl at the end and I would imagine TWE matchmakers are scrambling to put together a return bout as we speak. Well, that's all for another edition of Prime Time Wrestling. For Bobby The Weasal, I'm Gorilla Monsoon, so long everybody."

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TWE house show results

Boston, MA

Koko B. Ware beat Steve Corino with a top rope dropkick.

Corino tried to make a name for himself by beating the more established star, but Koko would have none of it. Ware survived an OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION and fought back to pull off the win.

The Mongols (w/ Oliver Humperdink) beat Brad Armstrong and SD Jones when Bepo pinned Armstrong.

The Mongols teamwork was too much for the talented singles competitors thrown into a tag team situation. In the end a double clothesline put down Brad and Humperdink held the leg from the outside for good measure to give The Mongols the win.

Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant beat Samu.

Samu used his poweful kicks and hard head to rock Valiant, but The Boogie Woogie Man was never in any real jeopardy. Valiant picked up the win with a big wind-up elbow drop.

King Kong Bundy pinned Missing Link.

Link stormed the ring and caught Bundy off-guard. Bundy made a comeback and used his girth to his advantage. In the end Bundy got Link outside the ring and softened him up for the AVALANCHE and the win.

Iron Sheik upset Superfly Jimmy Snuka via CAMEL CLUTCH.

Sheik attacked at the bell and quickly threw Snuka to the floor. He pounded Snuka relentlessly and kept the action on the outside of the ring for much of the opening minutes of the match. Snuka fought hard, but Sheik came back and used a loaded boot kick to soften Snuka up for the CAMEL CLUTCH. Snuka would not submit but the referee deemed him unable to continue and awarded Sheik the match.

Brutus The Barber Beefcake beat Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase.

Virgil tried to interfere late in the bout, but Beefcake knocked him off the apron. As DiBiase tried to attack Beefcake from behind the Barber turned, countered the attack with a well-placed boot to the midsection, and quickly put him in the SLEEPER to gain the win.

Bruiser Brody and Hacksaw Duggan won by disqualification over Rick Rude and Mr. Perfect.

A wild brawl of a main event ended when, during a 4-man brawl, Bobby Heenan interjected and attacked Brody as he was about to finish off Hennig. Brody turned around and gave Bobby a boot to the face and he and Hacksaw sent the Heenan Family packing to end the show on a high note.

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TWE house show results
Springfield, IL

The Mountie defeated George South.

South started quick and used hip tosses and dropkicks to rock Mountie. However, South had no "put away power" and instead locked on an arm bar. Mountie took advantage of the mistake and hammered South before winning with his SHORT CHOKE SLAM.

Cousin Luke defeated Fritz Von Goering.

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A roughouse brawl of a match ended when Luke used a two-fisted sledgehammer to momentarily stun the German and get the pin. Goering argued with the ref at the end, claiming he raised his shoulder at the 3-count.

The Rock Don Muraco won by disqualification over Greg Valentine.

The lengthy bout ended when Valentine took the bout to the floor and slammed Muraco on the outside. The referee tried to intervene and Valentine shoved him out of the way to prompt the disqualification. Muraco mounted a comeback and returned to the ring. He challenged the Hammer to get back in the ring and continue the fight, but Greg retreated to the back.

Jumpin Jim Brunzell pinned Playboy Buddy Rose.

Rose tried to use his bulk to overcome Brunzell's superior agility, but to no avail. Brunzell scored the pin with a top-rope bodypress around the ten minute mark.

The Road Warriors beat The Heavenly Bodies to defend the tag team championship.

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The Road Warriors picked up the win in a solid main event when Hawk pinned Stan Lane after the DOOMSDAY DEVICE.

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[glow=white,2,300]SUPERSTARS OF WRESTLING[/glow]

Vince McMahon:"Hello everyone and welcome to TWE Superstars Of Wrestling. This week we'll be seeing Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant in action! In addition, The Mountie, The Mongols, and the in-ring wrestling debut of Bruiser Brody."
Jesse Ventura:"More importantly, we'll be hearing from Bobby Heenan and Rick Rude!"
McMahon:"All of that plus a big featured bout between The Rock Don Muraco and Greg The Hammer Valentine! Let's kick off the action!"

Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant defeated Samu.
The big Samoan had Valiant reeling, but Jimmy rallied the crowd behind him, fought back, and picked up the win with a big wind-up elbow drop.

The Mongols beat Cousin Luke and George South.
Luke started the bout, but got into trouble and tagged out to South. The Mongols swarmed South and picked up the win with the MONGOLIAN DROP.

During the Mongols bout pre-recorded comments from their manager Sir Oliver Humperdink were played. Humperdink said The Road Warriors may be big and tough but his men are bigger and tougher. He warned that the Mongols are coming for the Road Warriors and their tag team championship.

Bobby Heenan and Ravishing Rick Rude came to the interview platform in the arena for the interview conducted by Mean Gene Okerlund. Okerlund recapped the incidents that occurred during Saturday Night's Main Event and talked about the upcoming world title tournament, which Rick Rude is scheduled to take part in. Heenan said the former champ was a coward, but a smart coward, because he vacated the belt and left the TWE before Rick Rude could get ahold of him. He said that now Rude will just mow through as many men as it takes and take the belt in the tournament at Wrestlemania. Okerlund said Bruiser Brody may have something to say about that. Rude told Okerlund that it doesn't matter if Brody or anyone else doesn't like it because the world title will be going around his "sexy waist" at the end of Wrestlemania.

The Rock Don Muraco won by disqualification over Greg The Hammer Valentine.
In almost a mirror of their previous untelevised match the action was close until Valentine rolled out to the floor. There a brawl broke out and Valentine got disqualified for shoving the referee as he tried to prevent Valentine from pressing his attack. Muraco rolled back into the ring and again challenged The Hammer to get back in and fight, but several refs came from the back to escort The Hammer out of the arena.

Sean Mooney in the TWE Event Center provided an update on Wrestlemania and the tournament for the world championship. It was announced that Rick Rude, Bruiser Brody, Don Muraco, Greg Valentine, Brutus The Barber Beefcake, Ted DiBiase, Superfly Snuka, and The Iron Sheik would all take part in the tournament. Pairings will be announced next week and more matches will be added to the lineup.

Brad Armstrong upset The Mountie.
Mountie was in control when Jimmy Valiant came to ringside and provided a distraction by dancing with his "street people" at ringside. Mountie turned to yell at Valiant and Brad snuck up behind him with a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP for the quick three count.

After the bout an irrate Mountie fumed and threatened Valiant from the ring as Boogie Woogie Man celebrated with Armstrong in the aisle.

Bruiser Brody made a successful television debut with an impressive win over Larry Sharpe to close the show.
Brody looked good in overpowering Sharpe and picked up the win with a big running leg drop. Brody barked and stomped around the ring as the show closed.

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TWE house show results
Long Island, NY

Playboy Buddy Rose beat SD Jones
Jones started quick, but went for a back body drop off the ropes and got a knee to the head by Rose instead. A few moves later the BOMBS AWAY scored the pin for Rose.

The Killer Bees defeated Ivan Koloff and Ox Baker
Baker and Koloff used their size advantage to push around the Bees for much of the match. In the end Brunzell got the hot tag and came in on Koloff. He hit the DROPKICK and covered Koloff as Blair ran in and kept Baker from breaking the count.

Superfly Jimmy Snuka won by disqualification over Iron Sheik
The match went back and forth for over ten minutes. Sheik took over and took the bout to the floor and, against the referees warning, would not let up on his assault. The ref had no choice but to disqualifiy Sheik and award the match to the Superfly.

Brutus The Barber Beefcake defeated Virgil (subbing for Ted DiBiase)
Virgil was no match for the Barber, who scored the win with the SLEEPER in just under three minutes.

Bruiser Brody and Hacksaw Duggan won by disqualification over Ravishing Rick Rude and King Kong Bundy
IN the end Hacksaw used the FLYING SPEAR on Bundy and Bobby Heenan jumped in to break the count and bring on the DQ. Brody came in and cleared the ring and send the fans home happy.

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Gorilla Monsoon:"Welcome once again to Prime Time Wrestling. We're just around the corner from the biggest event of the year, Wrestlemania. The turmoil in the TWE is about to end, because we will crown a new World Heavyweight champion at Wrestlemania."
Bobby Heenan:"I can assure you a career-ending injury was nothing more than an excuse. The former champ, who shall forever reamain nameless, ran because he was afraid to face Ravishing Rick Rude. All he did was clear a path for Rude to win the TWE championship at Wrestlemania."
Monsoon:"I'm sure seven other men involved in the big title tournament will have something to say about that. Right now, let's get to the ring and start another exciting night of action."

Samu pinned Cousin Luke after a DIVING HEADBUTT.

Monsoon:"The big Samoan showed why he should not be taken lightly with a big win over Cousin Luke. The good 'ol boy from the south just can't seem to gain any momentum here in the TWE."
Heenan:"The Samoans in wrestling are always a big, angry, dangerous bunch. And the hillbilly clan...well, they just stink."
Monsoon:"Bruiser Brody may say the same thing about the man we're about to see, your man Ravishin Rick Rude."
Heenan:"Brody had better watch himself. He came barrelling into the TWE and took on more than he can chew. Just take a look at Rick Rude and tell me if anyone has what it takes to beat him."

Ravishin Rick Rude demolished George South and finished him with the RUDE AWAKENING.

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Monsoon:"I've got to hand it to you, Brain: you've got Rude primed and ready for Wrestlemania."
Heenan:"Make no mistake about it. Everyone else in the tournament had better get ready. Rick Rude is coming and he will not stop short of anything but the TWE championship."
Monsoon:"Two men also trying to stomp a path to Wrestlemania are The Mongols, led by Sir Oliver Humperdink."

The Mongols hung on to beat Pepper Gomez and Billy Red Lyons.

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Monsoon:"The Mongols had to pull out all the stops to come out on top against The North-South Connection of Lyons and Gomez. If Humperdink wouldn't have stuck his nose into that one the result would've been different, I'm sure."
Heenan:"That's what a good manager can do for you. In the end it doesn't matter how you won, just that you won. They don't give bonus money for good sportsmanship."
Monsoon:"You are some piece of work, Brain."

The Rock Don Muraco won by countout over Fritz Von Goering when Goering walked away from the match.

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Heenan:"You know, I can't blame Von Goering there. The referee was against him that whole match. Getting into the ring with a beach bum like Muraco is bad enough, but biased officials make it almost impossible."
Monsoon:"You'd better watch the way you talk about the referees of the TWE, Heenan. Fines and suspensions could be coming your way. In any event, Fritz is one frustrated individual and there's no telling what his next move may be."
Heenan:"Well, if you'll excuse me, I've heard enough about these also-rans. I've got business to attend to and it's time to take a look at Perfection."

Mr. Perfect defeated Koko B. Ware in impressive fashion, ending it with the PERFECT PLEX.

Monsoon:"You may hate the Weasal and his Heenan Family, but you cannot deny the talent he has put together. It's feature time her on Prime Time. This week we're seeing a rematch from last week's big tag team title encounter as The Heavenly Bodies try yet again to wrest the belts from Hawk and Animal, The Road Warriors."

The Road Warriors beat The Heavenly Bodies when Animal pinned Dr. Tom to denfend the tag team championship.

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Monsoon:"The Road Warriors are ready to roll into Wrestlemania! If I were Humperdink and The Mongols I'd be rethinking challenging Hawk and Animal. That does it for another episode of Prime Time. For Bobby Heenan, I'm Gorilla Monsoon, so long everybody!"