W3 events

[Justin Case]

W3 Event 1
June 3, 2013
American Airlines Arena, Miami, Fl.

W3 Ultimate Heavyweight Championship Qualifiers

Undercover Alien at ringside for the play by play! Tonight we have 8 Qualifying matches for the Ultimate Championship Tournament! And we have two mega tag team matches between Pillchard & Koala Bruce taking on Frankenpuss & La Cucaracha Grande. The Main Event will feature Flex Manley & Abraham Lincoln X taking on Morgoloth & Mo with Johnny Satan!

Amish Robot defeated Sturgis Khan by DQ after a wild brawl outside the ring. Jack Schlappe was the referee. Amish Robot Qualifies for the Ultimate Championship Tourny.

Octopus Johnson w/ Dr. Mutato defeated Mar Far Jinx with 8 Chops after spraying Mar Far Jinx in the face with his ink spray! Jack Schlappe was the referee. Match ended in snake eyes. Octopus Johnson qualifies for the Ultimate Championship Tourny.

Undercover Alien conducts an interview with Dr. Mutato and Octopus Johnson after the match. Octopus Johnson did not speak during the interview as the Mad Tinkerer did the talking. Mutato said this is only the beginning and his army of oddities will take over the W3. "Just try and stop us, Bwahahahahaaaaaaa!"

Inbred Red defeated the Garbage Wrestling Ghoul Hardcorpse by DQ when Hardcorpse was caught using his Brass Knuckles to give Red a noogie! Millie Swimsuit was the referee. Inbred Red qualifies for the Ultimate Championship Tourny.

Marcus Membrane destroyed Shiitake Jr. making him submit to the SMOTHER LOCK. Jack Schlappe was the referee. Membrane qualifies for the Ultimate Championship Tourny!

Undercover Alien conducts an interview with Pillchard & Koala Bruce in the ring! La Cucaracha & Frankenpuss with Dr. Mutato interrupt and start a shoving match. Pillchard & Koala Bruce get the better of the exchange and start on Level 1 Offense.

Frankenpuss nailed Koala Bruce with the FRANKENHAMMER to pick up the pin! Pillchard tried for the pin save, but was cut off by La Cucaracha. Blind Pew was the referee.

Wacky Kabuki defeated Monkey Chan w/ Eep-Eep with FINAL PERFORMANCE. Jack Schlappe was the referee. Wacky Kabuki qualifies for the Ultimate Championship Tourny.

Busta Capp with Wild Thang defeated Buddy Hotpants w/ Eager Beaver with a GHETTO GUILLOTINE. Jack Schlappe was the referee. Busta Capp qualifies for the Ultimate Championship Tourny! Eager Beaver tried to console Buddy Hotpants, but Buddy seemed more infatuated with Busta Capp and totally ignored Eager Beaver saying "Busta Capp can put a cap in my ass anytime!!!"

Lil' Torquemada defeated Chalupacabra with the CONVERSION LOCK (+5). Blind Pew was the referee. Lil' Torquemada qualifies for the Ultimate Championship Tourny.

Oog defeated Salacious Rex with an Achilles Tendon Lock. Millie Swimsuit was the referee. Oog qualifies for the Ultimate Championship Tourny.

Undercover Alien conducts an interview inside the ring with Flex Manley with Mona Mammeries & Abraham Lincoln X. Alien really wanted to talk to home town favorite Mona Mammories but Flex just shoved her to the side and wanted the spot light on him instead! Morgoloth & Mo with Johnny Satan & Suzy Succubus interrupt the interview
and start a shoving match. Morgoloth and Satan gain the advantage and start the Main Event on Level 1 Offense.

Morgoloth & Mo defeated Flex Manley with DOUBLE OR NOTHING. ALX tried for the pin save, but was cut off by Old Scratch Johnny Satan. Oog interrupted the match by coming to ringside totally entranced by Mona and carried her off, allowing Manley to be distracted allowing Morgoloth to hit his finisher! Jack Schlappe was the referee.

Coming up next week! June 17, 2013 at the Amway Center in Orlando, FL.

Ultimate Championship Tournament Round 1!!

Flex Manley gets his match with Oog. Will Mona be at ringside for that match?
Frankenpuss takes on arch rival Pillchard in a classic Cat and Dog feud match!
Inbred Red takes on La Cucaracha Grande where Red vows to squash Cucaracha like a bug?! (how original!)
Morgoloth & Mo takes on the Amish Robot. Can the Mechanical Mennonite take down the Double Trouble?
Ol' Scratch Johnny Satan takes on Lil' Torquemada in a battle of the trouble makers! Who's the grandest trickster of the W3?
Busta Capp takes on Koala Bruce. Busta Capp says he's gonna take the W3 back to the mean streets of Criptown!
Marcus Membrane takes on Wacky Kabuki. Can the clown prince of Kabuki blow out the Snot Monster?
Abraham Lincoln X takes on Octopus Johnson. Will Dr. Mutato's evil minion take down the Great Emancipator?

In other Matches,

Garbage Wrestling Ghoul Hardcorpse takes on Mar Far Jinx in a Hardcore Match!

And a huge Six Man Tag Team Main Event!

Shiitake Jr., Monkey Chan & Chalupacabra takes on Buddy Hotpants, Sturgis Kahn & Salacious Rex!

Don't forget to tune into the W3 X-Factor Event on June 24 at the BB&T Center at Sunrise, FL. The X-Factor is a small development promotion of potential W3 stars and oddities who will show off their talents in hopes of one day making to the main roster of the W3!!!

That's all for tonight! Be sure to check your local listings and events coming to a arena near you! This is Undercover Alien saying goodnight fans!

[Horrorshow]

I'm torn between pulling for Amish Robot and Octopus Johnson to win the W3 Ultimate Heavyweight Championship.

[TTX]

Always good seeing W3 in action. Amish Robot and Octopus Johnson are two of my favorites as well.

[Justin Case]

W3 Event 2
June 17, 2013.
Amway Center, Orlando, FL.

W3 Ultimate Championship Tournament Round 1 results.

quick recap: Mona Mammories was carried off by Oog the Caveman last event! Flex Manley gets his opportunity for revenge tonight in our opening match. Will Mona be at ringside?

Flex comes out by himself as Oog waited in the ring. Later Mona came to ringside as Flex left the ring and escorted her back to the locker rooms, not wanting her at ringside before the match got on its way! The fans showed their displeasure in that decision. Oog started the match off quickly.

Flex Manley bounced back and defeated Oog with FLEX APPEAL to advance in the tournament! Jack Schlappe was the referee.

Recap: In a classic Cat vs. Dog Feud match between Pillchard and Frankenpuss! Pillchard tried to make friends with Frankenpuss before the match, but Dr. Mutato interjected himself between the two and wouldn't allow Pillchard anymore time with Frankenpuss! Frankenpuss looked confused but obeyed Dr. Mutato's orders as the match got on it's way!

Frankenpuss used FRANKENHAMMER on Pillchard to win the match. Dr. Mutato did use his chemical burn in the match, but missed Pillchard, hitting Frankenpuss right in the face. No damage to Frankenpuss as he's immune to the effects. It only seemed to wake up the Golem Kitty as he hit his finisher on Pillchard shortly afterwards. Frankenpuss advances in the tournament. Blind Pew was the referee.

Undercover Alien Interview with Inbred Red!
Alien asks Red if what he said last event about squashing La Cucaracha Grande like a bug was being 'politically correct'? "Well, it ought ta ba! I HATE dem bugs!"

La Cucaracha Grande storms the ring! Inbred Red blocks the attack and gains the advantage. Inbred Red starts on Level 2 Offense.

La Cucaracha Grande defeated Inbred Red with his CUCARACHA PLANCHA. Millie Swimsuit was the referee. La Cucaracha Grande advances in the tournament.

Amish Robot defeated Morgoloth The Merciless & Mo with the AMISH CLAMP! Jack Schlappe was the referee. Amish Robot gets a nice win to advance in the championship tournament!

Recap: Lil' Torquemada vs. Johnny Satan in a battle of who's the grandest Trickster of the W3? Before the match, we seen Lil' Torquemada asking wrestlers in the back to try and take out Johnny before the match so he wouldn't have to wrestle tonight and win by forfeit! Unfortunately for Torquemada, no one was buying into that! Johnny Satan catches him in the act backstage and Lil' Torquemada denied everything! Johnny said he'll deal with him in the ring!

Johnny Satan w/ Suxy Succubus defeated Lil' Torquemada with the VILE DRIVER! Blind Pew was the referee. Johnny Satan advances in the tournament!

Recap: Busta Capp defeated Buddy Hotpants to qualify for the tournament, but ever since that win, Buddy has been stalking Busta Capp! Sending him love letters, trying to catch a glimpse of him in the locker room, sending gifts like flowers and candy! Busta Capp had this to say "Damn, that S*** is WHACK!" How will Busta Capp fair tonight in his match with Koala Bruce with Buddy Hotpants lurking about?

Koala Bruce defeated Busta Capp w/ Wild Thang by DQ after hitting the referee by accident! Millie Swimsuit was the referee. Buddy Hotpants came down to ringside and tried to catch Busta Capp's attention! Busta Capp was clearly upset with his presence and as Millie tried to get between the two, Busta Capp takes a swing at Buddy but missed, hitting Millie instead. The match continued with Millie being out for 15 moves. Busta Capp controlled the match for the 15 moves, but was DQ'd by Millie when she woke up! Buddy hightailed it out of there after the match as Busta Capp couldn't believe it! Is it really love Buddy has or is there some sort of screw job in the works here?

Wacky Kabuki defeated Marcus Membrane with a graceful dance into a dropkick that hit the mark! Jack Schlappe was the referee. This was an ultra competitive match up between these two! Wacky Kabuki had to pull out some tricks to get this win! Kabuki advances in the tournament!

Undercover Alien Interview with Abraham Lincoln X!
Alien asks ALX his thoughts on what Dr. Mutato said last event about his oddities taking over the W3? "If that eight armed freakshow wants to try and take over the W3, then let him march is jabronie candy ass down here and try it! But let me tell you one thing brutha! Before he can even make it to the ring, I'm gonna take my size 12 Civil Wearing Boot, launch it straight up his candy ass and then march on through the rest of the Championship Tournament to become the next ULTIMATE CHAMPION, Brutha!"

Octopus Johnson storms out to the ring, but is met by ALX on the ramp where ALX tossed Johnson into the safety barrier! ALX then tossed Johnson into the ring and starts the match on Level 3 Offense!

Abraham Lincoln X defeated Octopus Johnson w/ Dr. Mutato with his Mount Rushmore Punches. Jack Schlappe was the referee. ALX advances in the tournament. Dr. Mutato did catch ALX with his chemical burn during the match, that saved Octopus Johnson from an early defeat, but ALX just wouldn't stay down and 'hammed up to gain the advantage and win the match! ALX is fired up to win this thing fans!

In Non Tournament Action!

In a Hardcore Match!
Mar Far Jinx upset the Garbage Wrestling Ghoul Hardcorpse with his CHICKENWING D.D.T.! Jack Schlappe was the referee.

Eager Beaver defeated Wild Thang with the BEAVER CLEAVER! Jack Schlappe was the referee. After the match, Wild Thang went nuts on Eager Beaver. Mona Mammories comes out for the save and then Suzy Succubus comes out as Wild Thang and Succubus double team Mona! Mona bounces back and clears the ring, much to the delight of the fans! Mona grabbed a mic and challenged Succubus and Wild Thang to a tag team match next event!

Main Event Six Man Tag Team Match!
Buddy Hotpants, Sturgis Kahn & Salacious Rex defeated Shiitake Jr., Chalupacabra & Monkey Chan w/ Eep-Eep when Buddy hit Shiitake Jr. with his dancing punchout! Shiitake didn't even get a tag in the match at all which made him easy pickings for his opponents!

As Buddy Hotpants was dancing in the ring, Busta Capp stormed the ring and nailed him from behind with a wicked chair shot to the back! Salacious Rex and Sturgis Kahn made a hasty exit as they didn't want to get involved in that! Busta Capp stood over Buddy with a look of disgust as he tossed the chair to the mat!
"Yo Dawg, don't mess wit me bro! Don't mess with a Criptown Blud!" A chorus of boos rang out as the show ends.

Don't miss out on the X-Factor Event on June 24 at the BB&T Center at Sunrise, FL.

Also, July 1 Event at the Barclays Center in New York City, NY!
There we'll see Mona Mammories & Eager Beaver take on Suzy Succubus & Wild Thang!
We'll also continue our Ultimate Championship Tournament!

Get your tickets now! Check your local listings for shows near you! Don't miss out on the action fans! This is Undercover Alien bidding you a good night!

[Justin Case]

W3 X-FACTOR Event 3
June 24, 2013.
BB&T Center, Sunrise, FL.

Mot and Kram with Buddy Hotpants at ringside for tonight's action!

Moondog Blortinflax defeated Joey Melbourne with a small package roll up off the ropes. Jack Schlappe was the referee.

The Criptown Bluds defeated Future Echoes when Funky Fresh used LOCK IN DA FRESHNESS on Kippers Vindaloo. Ace Gazpacho totally ignored his partner during the match. Kippers berated Ace all the way back to the locker rooms after the match was over. Jack Schlappe was the referee.

Undercover Alien Jr. defeated Tabooli the Turkish Strongman with ALIEN PROBE. Millie Swimsuit was the referee.

Rhinestone Cowgirl defeated Kween Squatifah Cookiepuss by DQ after a wild brawl outside the ring. Millie Swimsuit was the referee.

Dung Beetle Bailey defeated Boston Terror with a turnbuckle head smash. Jack Schlappe was the referee.

Fifi Cheveux d'Aisselle defeated Cap'N Bootilicious with FLEUR DE L'AISSELLE. Millie Swimsuit was the referee.

Mot and Kram interview George Washington V backstage! "How do you think you'll do tonight against your opponent The Big Stupid?" George Washington V says he's confident that he'll win tonight!

The Big Stupid defeated George Washington V in a shockingly quick match with his COLOSSAL CLUTCH. Jack Schlappe was the referee.

Backstage in the locker rooms. Grandad Rocker and Vikki Vodka are preparing for their match with M.G.M. tonight! Grandad Rocker says he's too ill tonight to compete and Vikki will have to take his place instead! Vikki reluctantly agrees to it, as Grandad gives a sinister smile as she leaves. (faker!)

M.G.M. defeated Vikki Vodka with YOU DOG! Jack Schlappe was the referee. Grandad Rocker makes an appearance at ringside for a distraction of M.G.M. She chased him around ringside where Vikki clotheslined her and took over on offense. Buddy Hotpants got a little excited at ringside and distracted Vikki Vodka just for fun. That ended up turning the tide in the favor of M.G.M. who caught Vikki from behind and hit her finisher to win the match!

Mot and Kram interview the Hardcore Muppets; Groverkill and The Cookie Monster from the Abyss! During the interview, Sheik Yerbouti and Fulla Bullshavich with No Face interrupt the interview wanting to wish the Hardcore Muppets 'good luck' in their tag team match up next!? the Muppets are on guard but there's no fight and Yerbouti and Bullshavich leave. Where they really sincere in their wishing of good luck? What are they up to?

Sheik Yerbouti and Fulla Bullshavich with No Face defeated The Hardcore Muppets when Yerbouti hit Groverkill with ARABIAN NIGHTS! Jack Schlappe was the referee. During the match, Buddy Hotpants was overheard making a rude comment about Yerbouti! Yerbouti confront Buddy at the announce table and threatens Buddy, who then makes an even worse comment about his mother! Yerbouti hits Buddy in the face and knocked him over the announce table! Before Yerbouti could do anything else, The Cookie Monster levels him with a hard clothesline and tossed him back into the ring. Later Groverkill attempted a suicide dive over the top rope, but botched it big time, allowing Sheik Yerbouti to hit his finisher. Cookie Monster was cut off by Fulla Bullshavich from making the save! Wild tag team match up there folks!

Main Event!
Honky Donkey Man w/ No Face defeated Gamma Granny by count out. Jack Schlappe was the referee. No Face got involved in this match where he grabbed Granny's leg and she went out after him giving him chase around the ringside area! By the time she realized what he was doing, it was too late, Schlappe had counted to 10 and called for the bell. Honky Donkey Man steals a big win over the Ol' Grizzled Boot!

A wild and crazy night at the X-Factor! Next week, we head to New York! Be sure to check your local listings and dates for upcoming W3 action! For Buddy Hotpants, this is Mot and Kram at the W3 X-Factor wishing you all a very good evening!

[Justin Case]

W3 Event 4.
July 1, 2013.
The Barclays Center, NYC, NY.

W3 Ultimate Championship Tournament continues! Quarter Finals.

Frakenpuss w/ Dr. Mutato defeated Flex Manley w/ Mona Mammories with his FRANKENHAMMER. During the match, Mona interfered, luring the Kitty Cat Golem to the outside with a nice juicy steak! (where'd she get that steak from?!?) While Frankenpuss lumbered in Mona's direction, Flex Manley recovered and a brawl broke out. Frankenpuss got the better of that exchange and would not stop his onslaught as he advances to the Semi Finals! Jack Schlappe was the referee.

Amish Robot defeated La Cucaracha Grande w/ Dr. Mutato with his AMISH CLAMPS (+3). During the match, Dr. Mutato tried to interfere, but the referee had a close eye on him so he abandoned his scheme. Jack Schlappe was the referee. Amish Robot advances to the Semi Finals!

Koala Bruce defeated Johnny Satan w/ Suzy Succubus with his AUSSIE DEATH GRIP (0). Koala Bruce did go 'beserk' during the match and proved to give Ol' Scratch some fits! Blind Pew was the referee. Koala Bruce advances to the Semi Finals!

Abraham Lincoln X defeated Wacky Kabuki with EMANCIPATION DEVASTATION! Millie Swimsuit was the referee. ALX dominated the match on his quest to be the new Ultimate Champion!

Undercover Alien interviews Suzy Succubus and Wild Thang! Eager Beaver and Mona Mammories interrupt with a shoving match. Wild Thang gains the advantage over Eager Beaver and starts their tag match on Level 1 Offense.

The match ended in a double DQ when a wild brawl broke out between the two teams. Eager Beaver had hit her BEAVER CLEAVER on Wild Thang when Suzy Succubus came in for the save. Mona Mammories speared her out of the ring. The match lost all control as security had to come out and separate the ladies! Millie Swimsuit was the referee.

Sturgis Kahn defeated Monkey Chan w/ Eep-Eep with a head grab with knee smashes. (snake eyes). Jack Schlappe was the referee.

Oog defeated Salacious Rex with a PREHISTORIC PLUNGE! Jack Schlappe was the referee.

Chalupacabra & Shiitake Jr. defeated Lil' Torquemada & Marcus Membrane when Chalupacabra used kick to the huevos on Torquemada for the pin. After the match, Chalupacabra wasn't finished. He took out Marcus Membrane outside the ring and then used his CHALUPACANRANA to launch Torquemada through a table at ringside, breaking it & Torquemada in half! Torquemada is hurt for 3 cards. No suspensions were handed out. Blind Pew was the referee.

Undercover Alien interviews the Garbage Wrestling Ghoul Hardcorpse! "Are you embarrassed that you lost to Mar Far Jinx in a 'hardcore match'?" Hardcorpse gets mad and shouts at Undercover Alien when Mar Far Jinx comes to the ring and tries to keep the peace! Hardcorpse clubs him from behind and starts a Falls Count Anywhere Match on Level 2 Offense.

Mar Far Jinx defeated Hardcorpse at his own game, using a half nelson face drop backstage to show up Hardcorpse one more time! How will Hardcorpse react to this loss? Millie Swimsuit was the referee.

Inbred Red & Pillchard defeated Morgoloth & Mo/Octopus Johnson with Dr. Mutato when Inbred Red locked in the BIG BAHR HUG after Pillchard's PUG BUSTER on Morgoloth to get the submission win. Octopus Johnson tried for the pin save, but was cut off by Pillchard! Jack Schlappe was the referee.

Undercover Alien interviews Busta Capp & Wild Thang! "Do you really believe that Buddy Hotpants has the 'hots' for you?" "Yo, I don't swing dat way! And if dat Busta wants a piece o me, I'm gonna take it outta his ass!" Buddy Hotpants with Eager Beaver comes out with Buddy giving Busta Capp a little wink on the ramp! Busta Capp charges down the aisle and a fight breaks out! Busta Capp takes the advantage early, starting their Main Event match up on Level 3 Offense.

Busta Capp defeated Buddy Hotpants by Count Out when Busta dominated the whole match and Buddy takes the low road and exits the ringside area to the locker rooms! Jack Schlappe continued to count to 10 and then called for the bell giving Busta Capp the victory. Not the way Busta wanted to win, but Buddy lives to fight (or love?) another day.

Up next event! July 15 at the Blue Cross Arena, Rochester, NY.

Semi Finals!
Frankenpuss takes on the Amish Robot!
Koala Bruce takes on Abraham Lincoln X!

Also, a mixed tag team match with Buddy Hotpants & Eager Beaver taking on Busta Capp & Wild Thang!
Mona Mammeries takes on Suzy Succubus

Inbred Red & Pillchard take on La Cucuracha Grande & Octopus Johnson

A Triple Threat Match between Johnny Satan vs. Morgoloth The Merciless & Mo vs. Sturgis Kahn

And will Hardcorpse get his revenge on Mar Far Jinx? What sort of carnage or match will it be if he does?

Don't forget to check out our X-Factor Event coming to the First Arena in Elmira, NY on July 22!

Other events coming in August are....

Aug. 5th, at Cumberland County Civic Center, Portland, ME.
Aug. 19th at DCU Center, Worcester, MA.
X-Factor Aug. 26th at Mass Mutual Center, Springfield, MA.

Check your local listings or get your tickets when an event comes to a city near you! This is Undercover Alien bidding you all a very good evening!

[Horrorshow]

Jun 18, 2013 22:29:19 GMT -5 Justin Case said:

Amish Robot advances to the Semi Finals!

YAY.

[Justin Case]

W3 Event 5.
July 15, 2013.
The Blue Cross Arena, Rochester, NY.

In a Triple Threat Match.
Johnny Satan defeated both Sturgis Kahn & Morgoloth/Mo when Satan hit his BEALZE-BOMB on Sturgis Kahn. Jack Schlappe was the referee.

Hardcorpse comes out and insists that his match tonight with Mar Far Jinx be a Tables Match!!!

Mar Far Jinx continues to show up the Garbage Wrestling Ghoul, putting Hardcorpse through two tables and then using his CHICKENWING D.D.T. to win the match! Jack Schlappe was the referee.

Six Man Tag Team Match.
Marcus Membrane, Salacious Rex & Flex Manley defeated Shiitake Jr., Chalupacabra & Oog when Membrane used his SMOTHER LOCK on Shiitake Jr. Chalupacabra tried for a pin save, but was cut off by Salacious Rex. Millie Swimsuit was the referee. Conspicuous by her absence was Mona Mammeries?! Apparently, Flex made her stay back in the locker rooms yet again for fear of Oog taking off with her?!

Undercover Alien interviews Mona Mammeries! "Where were you for the six man tag match? Did Flex force you to stay in the locker rooms?" "Flex doesn't force me to do anything. We have a mutual understanding that anytime that barbaric cavedweller Oog is out there, I will not endanger myself!"

Suzy Succubus interrupts saying, "You have more things to worry about than Oog. Like ME!!!" Mona ignores Suzy and turns to Alien when Suzy clobbers her from behind. Suzy Succubus starts the match on Level 2 Offense.

Suzy Succubus defeated Mona Mammeries with a noggin knocker! Mona had the match won with THANKS FOR THE MAMMERIES when Wild Thang stormed to ringside and pulled out the referee. As Mona argued in the ring, Suzy took the advantage! Eager Beaver then storms to the ring and gets involved. While on the apron, Suzy whipped Mona into Eager Beaver and then rolled her up with a hand full of panties to win the match! Blind Pew was the referee.

Inbred Red and Pillchard defeated La Cucaracha Grande & Octopus Johnson w/ Dr. Mutato by Count Out after a powerbomb on La Cucaracha by Inbred Red outside on the floor! Jack Schlappe was the referee.

Monkey Chan w/ Eep-Eep defeated Wacky Kabuki with the CHIMPANSTEINER. Eep-Eep got involved in the match, but was knocked out of the match after Kabuki gets tossed into him! Shortly after, Chan hit his finisher in a nice win! Millie Swimsuit was the referee.

Undercover Alien interviews Wild Thang and Busta Capp! Wild Thang and Eager Beaver get into a fight outside the ring, when Wild Thang tossed Eager Beaver into the steps! Wild Thang starts the match on Level 3 Offense.

Busta Capp and Wild Thang defeated Buddy Hotpants & Eager Beaver with the GHETTO GUILLOTINE on Hotpants. Blind Pew was the referee.
After the match, feud! Buddy before the match had baited Pillchard with Doggy Treats, enticing him to attack Busta Capp! Hotpants and Pillchard double team Busta with a double clothesline. Then Pillchard held down Busta while Buddy delivered the VILLAGE PEOPLE ELBOW over and over. Busta is hurt 5 cards. No suspensions or fines were handed down! Buddy Hotpants pats Pillchard on the head, gave him some more doggy treats and said "GOOD BOY!!!" How despicable!

W3 ULTIMATE CHAMPIONSHIP SEMI FINALS!

Frankenpuss w/ Dr. Mutato defeated Amish Robot with an atomic whip roll up! Amish Robot put up a heck of a fight, but the Kitty Cat Golem just kept getting back up! Frankenpuss advances to the finals! Jack Schlappe was the referee.

Abraham Lincoln X defeated Koala Bruce with EMANCIPATION DEVASTATION! ALX was on fire and couldn't be stopped. Before the match began, we saw Johnny Satan whispering to Inbred Red backstage that there was a "real bear in the W3! And he's out in the ring right now!!!" Red stormed to the ring during the match and got involved, but ALX tossed him out of the ring and continued the match! After the match was over, Inbred Red was far from being done with Koala Bruce! He attacked him outside the ring as the two began fighting all the way to the backstage area! ~ end of show ~

Up next, July 22! W3's The X-Factor show from First Arena in Elmira, NY!

Reports say that Gamma Granny was not happy with the Honky Donkey Man! She wants to teach him a lesson and wants a STEEL CAGE MATCH! She was granted her wish and that should keep that pesky No Face out of the match up this time!

Also, Undercover Alien Jr. will take on Dung Beetle Bailey. Tabooli takes on Boston Terror. Women's Tag Team match up featuring Cap'N Bootilious & Rhinestone Cowgirl taking on Fifi Cheveux d'Aisselle & Kween Squatifah Cookiepuss! Other weird and exotic talents will be in action, so get your tickets today! This is Undercover Alien bidding you all a good evening!

[Casey]

Hey Justin Awesome shows. I just have a couple questions, first did Abe win the tournament? Second I noticed a couple wrestlers that I can't figure out what set they are found in, namely the Criptown Bluds and Cookie Monster. I've started downloading other W3 sets and plan on getting them printed at Kinkos Wednesday .35¢ per sheet card stock and 4 cards per sheet is an awesome deal.

[Justin Case]

May 26, 2014 12:35:41 GMT -5 Casey said:

Hey Justin Awesome shows. I just have a couple questions, first did Abe win the tournament? Second I noticed a couple wrestlers that I can't figure out what set they are found in, namely the Criptown Bluds and Cookie Monster. I've started downloading other W3 sets and plan on getting them printed at Kinkos Wednesday .35¢ per sheet card stock and 4 cards per sheet is an awesome deal.

I haven't played this in a while, so I haven't finished the tournament.

Also, Criptown Bluds and Cookie Monster are fan created W3 characters. I doubt they are posted anywhere for download that I know of?