Thor Massive's GWF 2087

[throwingtoasters]

Knew Thantos would regain in time! So awesome! Great work my man.

[Shane Sullivan]

Saturday Night Mayhem
05.14.2087 from Neptune



- Thantos Speaks -
*Thantos is staring right into the camera*

Hey Wolf, how's the knee? Your lucky I didn't break it you dog. This is a notice for all you wanna be contenders. You want a shot at the champ you have to earn it. I know a couple of you are buddy buddy with Keller and get shots when you don't deserve them..Cough Cough Hechilles. Cough. Look, I only have to put the belt on the line once a month. Look at the by-lines. I just wanted to be a fighting champion, but it seems that I need to be a wary champion, looking over my shoulder when I'm not wrestling, because everyone wants a edge. Wolf you failed. Don't feel bad, everyone fails against me, but no more mister nice guy. You want a shot earn it.

Thantos out.

*Scene fades to black*



- K.O. Keller Speaks -
Ladies and Gentleman,

Due to Thantos calling in the mandatory monthly title defense card, we will not have a Galactic Championship rematch tonight, but Thantos will be fighting Wolf in a tag team match. Both men will have to find a partner and meet in the ring.

That is all, lets have some fun!

*The Show begins.*

Death Knight vs. Ghengis Khan
Ghengis Khan defeated Death Knight with a shoulder chop at 1:02
Match Rating: 0.10
Match Notes: Genghis Kahn had not fought in a couple weeks and wanted to make a statement. Crushing the Death Knight easily. So much so Thantos gave the Death Knight his pink slip and a note that his services were no longer needed.

The committee has deemed this match the fastest in GWF history. A small bonus was added the Mongol's paycheck.

Young Blood vs. King's Court
Killer Queen defeated Pulsar with a knife-edge at 8:26
Match Rating: 2.50
Match Notes: Pulsar and Pit Viper came out in a reunion of Young Blood. Both men seemed out of focus. Killer Queen and Exo-King seemed to understand that something was off about these two when they came to the ring. Keeping Pulsar cut off worked and a clean kick to the face dropped Pulsar to give the King's court a much needed win.

After the match the vid screen lit up with a woman in shadow.
**Woman** My men, my loves. It has been a troublesome ordeal for me, but I am now back. You needn't fear anymore.

The woman turned and Empusa smiled at the camera. Her face was gorgeous except for the yellow snake eyes that shown back. Pulsar and Pit Viper fell to the ground and worshipped her image.

The arena went black, and when the lights came up Pit Viper and Pulsar were gone.

Omega vs. Mutant
Mutant defeated Omega with a TEMPLE GRINDER at 11:15
Match Rating: 3.00
Match Notes: Omega charged the ring and attacked The Mutant who was eating stolen popcorn from a kid he stole from on the way to the ring. The Mutant began choking and Omega used a suplex to help him dislodge the food. The Mutant and Omega put on a great match, with the Mutant refraing from biting he was able to catch Omega in the Temple Grinder causing him to tap out.

After the match Omega tried to roll from the ring but Kraken attack him with a chair. Massif made the save but the damage was done. Omega needed help to the back.

Massacre vs. Torin Caelum
Massacre defeated Torin Caelum with a DECAPITATOR at 2:52
Match Rating: 2.00
Match Notes: Torin almost finished off Massacre with his Calleum's Grip, but Brute interfered allowing Massacre to get the upper hand hitting the Decapatator to put Torin away. Commander Sam had tackled Brute after the bell and hit him with taped fist till security broke them up.

Mimic vs. Comrade Terror
Mimic defeated Comrade Terror with a Disqualification at 6:54
Match Rating: 2.00
Match Notes: This match was for the Number one contender for the Planetary Belt. Mimic came out quickly and almost put Comrade Terror to sleep with his Mime Sleeper Hold, Terror was able to get to the ropes both times. Finally gaining the upper hand beat on the Mime for a while, unable to secure a pin fall, he finally threw The Mimic from the ring and slammed him on the concrete. The Ref called for the DQ as he grabbed a chair. The Mimic jumped over the railing and ran through the crowd.

Number one contender Mimic.

Wolf and Proteus vs. Thantos and Executioner
Wolf defeated Executioner with a running clothesline at 10:17
Match Rating: 3.50
Match Notes: Wolf asked his friend Proteus if he wanted to join him for a fight. Since Actogon is still recovering from an injury, he was over joyed to fight with Wolf. Thantos grabbed The Executioner and headed to the ring. All four men obeyed the rules for the most part. None able to hit a finisher, at the end Thantos tagged in The Executioner and he missed Wolf coming off the ropes. Wolf was able to hit a running clothesline that took the Executioner off his feet and into la la land. Thantos thought about breaking up the pinfall but instead headed to the back leaving his partner to the mercy of Wolf and Proteus.

After the match, Proteus tossed The Executioner out side the ring and held up Wolf's hand in victory.

Star Warrior vs. Hechilles
for the GWF Interplanetary Championship
Star Warrior defeated Hechilles with a combo punches at 18:52
Match Rating: 4.50
Match Notes: Another great Championship match between these two. Star Warrior survived two The End's to captilize with a whip to the ring post outside the ring. A shower of boos could be heard as he did it. Tossing Hechilles back in the ring, he followed up with some punches that knocked the champ loopy.

Your new Interplantary Champion; Star Warrior.

After the match as Star Warrior headed back to the curtain a hooded figure jumped out and hit him with what looked like a club. Star Warrior went out like he was shot. Security came out but the figure jumped back stage and disapeared. The show goes off the air with Omega, Massif and Commander Sam coming to help.

Overall Card Rating: 2.51

[throwingtoasters]

Always a great read. Hope Ghengis doesn't spend all that bonus in one place. Fantastic writing as Thantos.

[Deleted]

Loved Star Warrior getting Nancy Kerriganed.

WHY!!!!!

[Shane Sullivan]

TUESDAY NIGHT TURMOIL
05.17.2087 from Titan Moon



- Thantos Speaks -
*Thantos is surrounded by Security*

Look what my life has become. Surrounded by morons and boobs, but I need to have someone watch my back. Executioner and Death Knight turned out to be less than stellar in that regard. So as of right now, Thantos is looking for someone to watch his back. I know that Keller will put me in a match, cuz I bring in the money...anyway, I will be ready, but the championship isn't up for grabs this week kids. I don't have to put it up till AethraGeddon. So there. Whatever you have in store for Thantos, Thantos will be ready.

Young Blood vs. King's Court
Exo-King defeated Pulsar with a flying body crusher at 4:14
Match Rating: 1.50
Match Notes: Kings Court man handled the Young Blood team, Empusa was not a ringside. Pulsar and Pit Viper seemed to be at odds as to what to do in the match and Exo-King had had enough, crushing Pulsar to take the win.

After the match Pulsar and Pit Viper seemed to be arguing about something.

Executioner and Lord Nexus
Executioner defeated Lord Nexus with a HEADSMAN GUILLOTINE at 13:12
Match Rating: 4.00
Match Notes: The people of Titan Moon cheered loudly for their champion. Lord Nexus looked strong early on, but the anger at being fired by Thantos was too much for the Executioner to ignore, he slowly overcame Lord Nexus and hit his dreaded finsher the HEADSMAN GUILLOTINE, the crowd cheered for Lord Nexus to kick out and he did! The crowd went wild, till the Executioner hit the finsher again to finsh the peoples champion.

After the match. The crowd booed Lord Nexus as he struggled to get out of the ring.

Commander Sam and Torin Caelum vs. Gladiators of Aethra
Commander Sam defeated Brute with a Disqualification at 9:03
Match Rating: 3.00
Match Notes: All four men fought it the ring and very rarely abided by the rules. The Gladiators had no answer for Commander Sam and frustration again took the better of them. Brute eventually trapping Sam in the ropes and grabbing a chair. The ref called for the DQ, and Torin was able to free Sam before any damage was done.

After the Match: Sam challenged the two to an Aethran Escape match at Aethrageddon.

Ghengis Khan and Vanity
Ghengis Khan defeated Vanity with a standing karate kick - 3 at 8:11
Match Rating: 3.00
Match Notes: Genghis Kahn off his super fast win last week almost did it again to a very distracted Vanity who came out with only himself this Saturday. Genghis hit his Twin Thrust quickly in the match, but vanity kicked out, a few martial arts moves was how the match ended to give the Mongol Warrior two straight wins.

After the match on the vid screen Empusa waved to Vanity.

**Empusa** Come to me....come to me Vanity.

Vanity walked up the walk way to the back holding his hands over his ears as she implored him to come back to her.

Massif and Invincible Krakan
Massif defeated Invincible Krakan with a grinding bear hug at 11:52
Match Rating: 3.50
Match Notes: Massif called out Kraken again this week, Kraken came down with the Mutant. Massif used his superior size to wear down Kraken, then hit him with a head butt to the face and finally slapped on another Grinding Bear hug, causing Kraken to scream a verbal tap out. The Mutant never came into to help his master as he was to busy trying to take out the cotton candy vender.

Neptunian Space-Croppers vs. Greek Gods
for the Galaxian Tag Team Championship
Actagon defeated Beast-Rider with a GRECIAN SLEEPER GRIP at 7:54
Match Rating: 3.00
Match Notes: The tag team champions needed to have their mandatory title defense. Actagon had been still suffering the effects of Empusa and was taking it easy. The title commitee put them in a match with current #3 contenders The Neptune Space Croppers. Proteus did most of the heavy lifting and was able to weaken Beast Rider enough for a tag, Actagon came in put the Grecian sleeper grip to get the win.

After the Match as the Greek Gods were heading to the back, Young Blood stood at the entrance ramp. Empusa came on the screen and stared. The Greek Gods were very upset and ran at Young Blood who darted back stage.

Star Warrior and Mimic
for the GWF Interplanetary Championship
Star Warrior defeated Mimic with a cross body block at 8:04
Match Rating: 3.25
Match Notes: Star Warrior had his hands full with the Mimic who came out in full Star Warrior dress. He flexed to the crowd then tried to take the belt from the Interplanetary champion. An early pin fall work up Star Warrior who finally caught the Mimic with a cross body of the ropes for a clean pin.

After the match Star Warrior grabbed his belt and a figure rolled from under the ring and came up behind him, as Star Warrior turned the hooded figure popped him the a club to his head, dropping the champion to the floor. The figure ran through the crowd and out the arena doors. Star Warrior needed help to the back.

Hechilles and Thantos
Thantos defeated Hechilles with a MASTERLOCK at 29:08
Match Rating: 5.00
Match Notes: Thantos finally had to face Hechilles. In a non-title match. Both men brought in their A games and fought hard. Hechilles had the champ out a few times but just couldn't capitalize. As the thirty minute time limit look to steal a victory from both men. Thantos was able to hook the Masterlock in the center of the ring, as time was winding down. Hechilles tried to hold on but finally blacked out to the pain, giving Thantos a hard fought non title victory.

After the match Thantos limped to the back where Wolf was waiting. The feral one, just smiled as Thantos tried to find his security team.

**Thantos** You stay away from me. I already beat your sorry ass. No match for you.

Wolf howled then attacked. Security came out and finally seperated the two as the show went off the air.

Overall Card Rating: 3.28

[Deleted]

Star Warrior vs. Shane Stant w Tonya Harding and Jeff Gillooly for the belt!

In all seriousness, great mystery. I have no idea who it is. I'm guessing an EC guy but hoping for a big 2087 name. Maybe Krakan on paid hit.

[Shane Sullivan]

Jul 29, 2014 8:24:36 GMT -5 @crustin said:

Star Warrior vs. Shane Stant w Tonull witya Harding and Jeff Gillooly for the belt!

In all seriousness, great mystery. I have no idea who it is. I'm guessing an EC guy but hoping for a big 2087 name. Maybe Krakan on paid hit.

Nope. Not Kraken, he has his hands full with Massif. Thanks for reading!

[Shane Sullivan]

Saturday Night Mayhem
05.21.2087 from Callisto - Jupiter Moon



- Star Warrior Speaks -
....I...*pauses* ...Three times I have been hit from behind. Not sure who it is who is attacking me but I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! I don't know who you are masked man, but if you had the stones you would face me in the ring instead of hitting me from behind. So at least I know your a coward! Don't worry, I will find out exactly who you are and I will unmask you and put you out of the GWF for good!

*Star Warrior flexes into the camera when a shadow figure comes up behind him and lays him out with a club. As Star Warrior goes down the figure laughs and leaves, not revealing his face.*

Omega vs. Mutant
Mutant defeated Omega with a Disqualification at 3:29
Match Rating: 1.50
Match Notes: The Mutant came out and began harrasing a Popcorn Vender when Omega tackled him to the floor, Omega threw him against the ring post and grabbed a chair, as he threw the chair the ref called for the bell. Kraken ran down and hit Omega with a spear on the concrete and The Mutant began biting him on the forehead, Massif made the save and security finally broke up the four men.



Brute vs. Torin Caelum
Torin Caelum defeated Brute with a CAELUM\'S GRIP at 14:30
Match Rating: 4.00
Match Notes: Torin entered the ring and hit a running Bulldog that got him a two count, from there Torin was methotical in breaking down the bigger man, four Calleum's Grips were used, till Brute finally had to give up in order to avoid injury. Torin jumped from the ring as Massacre came down for the save.

Brute asks for a Mic after the match and yells they accept the escape match.

The Gladiators left as Torin stood with a chair.

Massif vs. Invincible Krakan
Invincible Krakan defeated Massif with a FALLING FACE SLAM at 6:37
Match Rating: 2.75
Match Notes: The last match had Massif wearing down Kraken, this week Kraken utilized some sneaky moves and put away his larger foe. Omega jumped Kraken from behind after the match and The Mutant came down to attack Massif. All four men fought to the back.

Proteus vs. Exo-King
Proteus defeated Exo-King with a Disqualification at 3:14
Match Rating: 2.00
Match Notes: Proteus took a match to stay sharp as Actagon was not cleared to wrestle. Exo-King signed the contract and quickly was frustrated by Proteus. Exo-king upset at not being able power through Proteus poke him in the eye and threw him from the ring. The King then dove from the apron smashing Proteus against the announcers table. The ref called for the DQ, Exo-King laughed as medics helped Proteus to the back.

Was the king sending a message?

Wolf vs. Ghengis Khan
Wolf defeated Ghengis Khan with a SAVAGE FACE CLAW at 13:17
Match Rating: 3.50
Match Notes: Ghengis had never beaten Wolf in a match, but riding high on a two match winning streak, he challenged the feral one. Wolf came out and though the Mongol Warrior put up a valent effort, Wolf again proved his match and finshed him off with a Savage Face Claw.

After the match as Wolf reached the curtain, Thantos came out and hit Wolf from behind then hit him with a Satanic Skull Crusher on the ramp. Thantos stood over Wolf with his hand held high.



Young Blood vs. Neptunian Space-Croppers
Renegade defeated Pit Viper with a Disqualification at 3:39
Match Rating: 1.75
Match Notes: Empusa came on the Vid screen and announced Pit Viper and Pulsar. Both men came out energized and looking good. Beast Rider and Renegade jumped into the ring and all four men began. Pit Viper was crazied and kept taunting Renegade, both men ran around the ring when Pit Viper threw the ring announcer in the way of Renegade causing him to side step and trip. Pit Viper then hit a DDT on the floor, the ref DQ'd him as Pulsar held Beast Rider back. Empusa came on the screen again and called the two men back to the back.

- Street Fight (No DQ) -
Commander Sam vs. Massacre
Massacre defeated Commander Sam with a DECAPITATOR at 4:28
Match Rating: 2.00
Match Notes: Both men came out with taped fists. Brute suprised everyone with a brutal clothesline, as he hid along the ring and hit Sam as he approched the steps. Massacre seized the moment and hit Sam with three Decapitors and a Massacre Slam before pinning Sam with his foot on his chest. The Gladiators then threw him from the ring and celebrated as the show goes off the air.

Overall Card Rating: 2.50

[Deleted]

my new guess is that it's Splatter playing whack-a-mole with Star Warrior's head. You can call him Bad Dude!

[Shane Sullivan]

TUESDAY NIGHT TURMOIL
05.24.2087 from Ceres Asteroid



- K.O. Keller Speaks -
Ladies, Gentleman and A-Sexual beings of the galaxy, in one week, we will be headed to Aethran space to put on one of out favorite pay per views of the year. Aethraggedon.

*The crowd cheers wildly*

We already have Commander Sam and Torin Caelum vs. the Gladiators in an Aethran Escape Match.

Massif and Omega will take on The Invicible Kraken and The Mutant in a no Disqualification Hardcore match.

All three belts including Thantos's will be on the line.

The Greek Gods have accepted a challenge by the King's Court.
Star Warrior has put out challenges to the masked wrestler will he come forward?
Lord Nexus has once again been challenged by Ghengis Kahn.

But tonight! We have a number one contender match for a shot at Thanto's belt. Hechilles vs. Wolf.
The Mimic has a number one contender match with Comrade Terror for a shot a Star Warriors belt.
The Renegade has his hands full with both members of Young Blood, when Beast Rider was not cleared by medical staff, Renegade will go it alone per his request.

And many other matches!

So sit back and enjoy the show!


Vanity vs. Death Knight
Vanity defeated Death Knight with a piledriver at 6:44
Match Rating: 2.00
Match Notes: Empusa came on the Vid screen and again asked Vanity to join her. Vanity yelled "Go away witch!" Then headed to the ring.

Death Knight was just trying not to lose in this one. Vanity hit him with a Pulverizer then pulled up and Piledrove him for the win.

After the match a Red Headed woman stood at the curtain and waited for Vanity. Upon seeing her he jumped over the barracade and went through the crowd to avoid her.

Executioner vs. Lord Nexus
Executioner defeated Lord Nexus with a HEADSMAN GUILLOTINE at 4:42
Match Rating: 2.00
Match Notes: Lord Nexus attacked fast and almost got the win via a well timed Titan Drop, but the Executioner kicked out and made a come back, hitting his finisher to put away Lord Nexus for the second straight matchh.

Mutant vs. Omega
Omega defeated Mutant with a Disqualification at 7:02
Match Rating: 2.50
Match Notes: Both men attacked each other soon as the bell rang, Both not giving up an inch. Omega, finally able to send The Mutant to the turnbuckle, messed up and mistimed his elbow. The Mutant capitilized and put the Temple Grinder to use. Omega was able to get to the ropes causing the Mutant to fly into a rage at having to let go of his hold. The Ref Dq'd him as The Mutant attacked the Ref. Massif came in and through The Mutant out of the ring, but Kraken was able to hit Omega with some object busting him open.

A week away from their big match, will Aethra be able to contain them?

Renegade vs. Young Blood
Renegade defeated Pit Viper with a Cropper Slam at 14:30
Match Rating: 3.75
Match Notes: A fantastic match! Renegade over came a few double teams to beat Young Blood. As he left both men laying, Empusa came on the screen. As she began talking the sound faded out. Finally Actagon could be scene through her image then finally he pushed through a screen.

**Actagon** Seriously bro? *Shaking his head* Man, this is so bunk. Looks like there is no Empusa here, just a fat guy with a computer. Bros looks like some one is messing with you.

*Screen goes blank*

Pulsar and Pit Viper look at each other then both run from the ring to the back.

Massacre vs. Torin Caelum
Massacre defeated Torin Caelum with a MASSACRE SLAM at 5:44
Match Rating: 3.00
Match Notes: Massacre easily handled Torin, hitting two Decapitators and a Massacre Slam to get the win.

After the match Massacre climbed up to the turnbuckle and put up his arms in triumph.

Brute grabbed a mic.

**Brute** Sam and Torin, you two idiots will understand next week, why we are them most feared race in the galaxy! We plan on retiring you two from the GWF forever! Massacre handled you both easily, how will you ever survive us both?



- Number one conteder match for Interplanetary belt -
Mimic vs. Comrade Terror
Comrade Terror defeated Mimic with an ATOMIC WARHEAD at 2:49
Match Rating: 1.25
Match Notes: Comrade Terror was not amused by the Mimic and quickly rendered him powerless. Hitting the Atomic Warfare made the silent superstar go limp.

Comrade Terror will met Star Warrior at Aethraggedon.



- Number One Contender for Galactic Belt -
Wolf vs. Hechilles
Hechilles defeated Wolf with THE END at 9:18
Match Rating: 3.50
Match Notes: Wolf was upset that he wasn't the number one contender. Hechilles was focused and the match showed. Hechilles put a beating on the feral one, finally hitting The End to put him away and become the challenger at Aethrageddon to Thantos's title.



- Fight in the Back! -
Star Warrior was hunting the masked man who kept hitting him, when he ran into Thantos. Thantos pushed Star Warrior back and yelled him to stop being stupid. Both men then began fighting and Security had to break them.

Keller came out pissed that these two would fight for free in the back, and put them in a non-title match right then and there.

The show continues with the extra match.

Thantos vs. Star Warrior
Star Warrior defeated Thantos with a NOVA LAUNCH at 20:06
Match Rating: 4.50
Match Notes: As the show was going off the air, The commentary crew threw back to the back where Thantos and Star Warrior were beating on each other as staff and security tried to break them up.

K.O. Keller sent them both to the ring.

This was a match that Star Warrior and Thantos fans hope for. Both men went back and forth with muliple pin falls, both men captilized on mistakes, but just couldn't put each other away. Finally Star Warrior hit a missle drop kick from the top then followed it up with a Nova Launch to put away the champion.

After the match Star Warrior stood over Thantos in triumph as the show goes off the air.

Overall Card Rating: 2.81