The Galaxy's Finest - Multiverse 1: Myth Worlds

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CARD 2133.331

Live from the Solar Flare Stadium, Mercury!

Commentary: Trent Lawless
Backstage/Ringside: Nitro

DARK MENACE leads SINFUL to the ring.

DARK MENACE:  Greeting Cucks!  It is I, you humble master DARK MENACE.  Tonight, you will see my sweet-pede Sinful here show you why my way, the Dark Menace way, is the proper path for a better Galaxy.  Follow me and you’ll be winning.

This diatribe is met with boos, as usual.

Sinful d. She-Devil via pinfall after a double set of corner shoulder thrusts - * - Great back and forth action with Sinful getting the win.  After the match, DARK MENACE grabbed a mic.

DARK MENACE:  Doesn’t that just make you reeeeeeeeeeee?  It does me!  I bet that red pilled a few of you out there.  Don’t worry, soon enough you’ll all come around.

Disciple of Terror d. Nosfera via DQ when Nosfera uses DEMON’S BREATH - *1/2 - Nosfera was pretty dominant in this one, about to get the win when the ref caught him using DEMON’S BREATH.

Perfect Specimen d. Totalis, The Tournament Master via pinfall after PINNACLE OF SUCCESS - SQUASH - In a battle of the two men who recently saw their dreams of gold dashed, PERFECT SPECIMEN gets a decisive and dominant victory, putting TOTALIS down quickly.

Backstage, Nitro is on the phone.

NITRO:  —is not the point.  This is serious.  Someone if funding Drury.  He’s not running the show.  It LOOKS like he is but there’s something far more sinister going on here.  I’m on the case, but we’re talking Deep State kind of stuff.

He notices the camera and begins whispering, turning his back to the camera.  We cut back to the ring.

Elina d. Shann-Ra via pinfall with RESURRECTION- **** - SHANN-RA still seems to be sputtering since her return, losing here in quick fashion.  Former champ, ELINA looked strong and ready to get back into the title hunt.

Picture cuts to a ranch.  SHAYNE rides up on horseback.

SHAYNE:  Howdy partners.  It’s GALAXIAN CHAMPION Shayne here.  I wanted to take a minute from a round-up to talk to you about a drug called cannabis.  Cannabis may seem like a cool drug to take but it’s not.  Cannabis messes with your brain.  It makes you paranoid, give you memory loss, make you sleepy and lethargic, man it’s just a mess.  If you smoke cannabis, you’re an idiot, plain and simple.  And if people know you smoke cannabis, they think you’re an idiot.  Only people who think you’re cool are other cannabis smokers and, remember how I said it messes with your brain?  Point made.  Look, I’m a champion and champions don’t do drugs.  Especially cannabis.  Be like me.  Be a champion.  Don’t be an idiot.  Don’t smoke cannabis.

SHAYNE rides off into the sunset and we cut back to the ring.

BETTER THAN HUMAN d. NATIVES OF CASTILEX via DQ when Ygorr clobbers PSI with the shaft of his spear - * - The NATIVES found some fire in this match!  The fans actually began to cheer them as they took the fight to PSI and THARKAS!

GWF WOMEN’S CHAMPION FHANNA led PATCH and SKIVER to the ring.  FHANNA was dressed in a way more revealing outfit than she has been in the past and everyone took notice.

NITRO:  Fhanna, if you don’t mind me saying, you’re looking, um, well…hot.

FHANNA (blushing): Thanks, I just—

SKIVER (interrupting): She don’t need to talk to you greaseball.  You want to talk to her, you gotta pay.  Get yo’self on the hourly rate.

NITRO:  What are you talking about?

SKYVER ignores NITRO and walks to the ring.  As MEAN STREETS gets into the ring ready for a rematch against TITAN SAMURAI, GIANT AZUMA is visibly taken with FHANNA.  He is distracted as the bell rings.

FEUD MATCH
TITAN SAMURAI d. MEAN STREETS via sub when Kenji locks Patch in the KNEE BAR - ** - In the closing moments of the match, PATCH was reaching for a tag while locked in the KNEE BAR but SKIVER had left the corner and was over pulling FHANNA away from GIANT AZUMA who’d hopped of the apron to talked to her.  PATCH was not happy as he limped away from ringside.

MAIN EVENT
FINISHER MATCH
Sly Drury d. Epoch via pinfall with REGIME CHANGE - ***** - This was the match the fans wanted between these two, but not the outcome they’d hoped for.  In the final moments, EPOCH was about to hit his finisher and FHANNA rang the bell to cause a distraction, giving Drury chance to hit his instead and get the victory.

SLY DRURY and FHANNA fled ringside as fans began to pelt them with garbage.  EPOCH stood in the ring vowing revenge as we…

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Originally published at GWFPromoter.com on July 20, 2017.
Reposted here with permission.

[WTIC]

I'm sure everyone watching that PDA by Shayne is going, "What's a CAN OF BISS?" LOL! (That's a Three's Company reference!)

Wasn't there a tall bodyguard in WCW named NITRO? I don't remember if he wrestled though. (No, I'm not talking about one of the Nitro Girls!)

Sly gets away with the win, I think Vince had that finish before!

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Mar 13, 2018 6:54:48 GMT -5 WTIC said:

I'm sure everyone watching that PDA by Shayne is going, "What's a CAN OF BISS?" LOL! (That's a Three's Company reference!)

Wasn't there a tall bodyguard in WCW named NITRO? I don't remember if he wrestled though. (No, I'm not talking about one of the Nitro Girls!)

Sly gets away with the win, I think Vince had that finish before!

Thanks for reading WTIC!  Always appreciate the comments.

I didn't watch WCW much except during the Monday Night Wars, and then, only a little bit.  I don't remember a bodyguard named Nitro.

Sly is a son of bitch, but that's why it's so fun to write for him.  Almost as fun as writing for Shayne.

Thanks again.

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CARD 2133.332

Live from Red Ice Arena, Mars

Commentary: Trent Lawless
Backstage/Ringside: Nitro

We begin in the backstage locker room area. A door marked STORAGE opens and GIANT AZUMA comes out, sheepishly looking around and adjusting his mawashi. He closes the door behind him and moves down the hall.

GIANT AZUMA (to himself, happily): Bansai.

A minute later, the door opens again and FHANNA exits. Her hair is mussed. She attempts to fix it as she closes the door. In a flash SKIVER is by her side.

SKIVER: He pay you?

FHANNA nods. SKIVER holds out his hand. FHANNA puts some credits in his palm, he instantly starts counting them. He takes one and slips it back to FHANNA. Satisfied he begins walking away.

FHANNA: Did I do good?

SKIVER: You’re only good if you earning. So get earning.

FHANNA nods and follows SKIVER off.

We cut into the arena which is jam packed. FALLER is in the ring and his opponent, AETHRAN OVERMASTER strides to the ring with THE LEVELER.

Aethran Overmaster d. Faller via pinfall after REGIN OF THE OVERMASTER - SQUASH - No offense form FALLER at all. OVERMASTER threw him around like a toy.

NITRO is backstage and, perhaps unwisely, corners CASTILEX.

NITRO: Gentlemen, later today you will face BURNING HELL once again. After defeating them previously in dominating victories, why are you fighting them instead of going after the GALAXIAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP?

MOOG: We care nothing of championships. We will not rest until we injure Burning Man for not following orders.

NITRO: Injure him?

SENTINEL: Yes, we will cripple him for his disobedience.

NITRO: And what about Bishop Hell (II)?

MOOG: We care nothing of him, but if he gets in our way, we will injure him too.

NITRO sends it back to the ring.

Scorn d. Taichi via pinfall after BURNING SCORN - SQUASH - One sided attack by SCORN. The former champ seemed to miss a step the entire match, never hitting any moves. Definitely out of character.

NITRO asks KILL PREY about his FEDERATION EXILE MATCH later today against MONOLITH.

KILL PREY: Goal one since returning has been to make MONOLITH my prize. I have. At STORMFRONT I defeated him in a COSMIC CAGE. Now, to put it simply, I’m bored with him. So tonight, I’ll send him packing when I defeat him, easily and quickly, in our FEDERATION EXILE MATCH. Monolith, when you return, if you return, you’ll be nothing more than a footnote in GWF history.

With those words we return to the ring.

CASTILEX d. BURNING HELL via pinfall when Sentinel covers Burning Man after NIGHTWATCH - SQUASH - MOOG and SENTINEL made their mission plainly earlier in the evening and the two of them did just that. After the bell rang, CASTILEX looked to hit NIGHTWATCH again, but BISHOP HELL (II) pulled BURNING MAN from the ring and the two of them escaped through the crowd. CASTILEX picked up the win but were thwarted in their attempts to injure BURNING MAN.

DARK MENACE heads to ringside with NOVA and he’s wearing a T-Shirt with a close up of, what appears to be PLETHADOR’s face! NITRO can’t not ask him about it.



NITRO: Dark Menace, I never pegged you as a Plethador fan.

DARK MENACE: Boy are you dumb. This isn’t Plethador. This is Pleple. He’s the symbol of my new movement. A new movement to wipe out idiots across the galaxy. Eradicate them. You see, for far too long, we’ve been told we have to accept everyone in the galaxy. Even the idiots. And, If you are smart like I am, there’s a stigma against you for not being inclusive of all the idiots. Well, I’m starting a new movement and Pleple here is the symbol. Our motto is, “It’s okay to be bright.” We are no longer going to kowtow to the dumb and the stupid, for we are superior. We look forward to the day where only smart people are left. It’s okay to be bright!

And with that, confusing, rambling diatribe DARK MENACE heads to the ring with NOVA. CATFIGHT was out next to huge cheers, accompanied by MONOLITH.

Catfight d. Nova via DQ when the ref catches Dark Menace trying to slip his cane to Nova during the match - * - After the match, MONOLITH got ahold of DARK MENACE and MENACE begged him off, but MONOLITH delivered a huge left fist, sending the manager out of the ring to the arena floor. The CROWD loving every minute of it.

NITRO stops MONOLITH in the aisle.

NITRO: Later on the program, it’s you versus Kill Prey in a NO DISQUALIFICATION, NO COUNTOUT FEDERATION EXILE MATCH.

MONOLITH looks down at NITRO, then just pushes past him and heads to the back.

FIST and PROBATION head to the ring with THE LEVELER. They stand awaiting their opponents. COVEN BLACK and COUNT NECROS head to the ring, with DARK MENACE on wobbly legs behind them. He is still nursing the clobbering he took from MONOLITH. This match is a big chance for VAMPIRE LEGENDS who have been floundering.

GLADIATORS d. VAMPIRE LEGENDS via DQ when the ref sees Count Necros use Phantom Dust on Fist - * - This match was all in the VAMPIRES’ favor until they resorted to cheap tactics at the urging of DARK MENACE. After the bell, all four men began to brawl until separated by security.

Fans across the galaxy were waiting breathlessly for this next match. KILL PREY came to the ring alone, accompanied only by boos from the CROWD. MONOLITH came ringside to a standing ovation. One of these men would be exiled for 10 cards! They stood glaring at each other as the ref explained the rules. The bell rang!

FEDERATION EXILE MATCH - 10 CARDS
NO DISQUALIFICATIONS - NO COUNTOUTS
Kill Prey d. Monolith via pinfall with Ambush - *** - KILL PREY rocks the galaxy by downing MONOLITH in short fashion and sends him packing for 10 cards! The arena is stunned in silence as KILL PREY walks form the ring with a big smile on his face. MONOLITH is slow to his feet and the realization kicks in. Without a word, he heads to the back, walking past CATFIGHT who has come to console him. MONOLITH IS EXILED FOR 10 CARDS. This puts him way out of THE RECKONING! Shock fans, shock!

The GALAXIAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, SECURITY SQUAD (II), are out next with FHANNA leading the way. She’s walking a little funny. PREDATORS are out next to huge cheers from the crowd. WOLF and LOPE have been dying to get their claws on the champs since their DQ win at STORMFRONT.

MAIN EVENT
NON-TITLE GALAXIAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
PREDATORS d. SECURITY SQUAD (II) via DQ when Overtime clobbers Lope with his helmet - * - PREDATORS are cheated out of victory once again by SECURITY SQUAD (II). After the bell, CODE DESTROYER clobbered WOLF with his crowbar and helped OVERTIME attack LOPE! The two men beat LOPE repeatedly, CODE DESTROYER with his crowbar, OVERTIME with his helmet! The fans began throwing things at the two men who were undeterred! ULTIMATE FIGHTERS and DEMON HUNTERS stormed the ring to chase the champs off. LOPE was in a bad way and is definitely hurt. LOPE INJURED 4 CARDS.

LOPE being loaded onto a stretcher is what we see as we…

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Originally published at GWFPromoter.com on July 21, 2017.  Reposted here with permission.
All characters are fictitious. Any similarity between these characters and living persons is purely coincidental.

[Pariah]

Really wanted to see Necros and Black score a clean win over the Gladiators... Looks like they came close, but the Menace didn't seem confident in their ability to get the job done... Oh, snap!

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Mar 18, 2018 22:09:19 GMT -5 Pariah said:

Really wanted to see Necros and Black score a clean win over the Gladiators... Looks like they came close, but the Menace didn't seem confident in their ability to get the job done... Oh, snap!

Thanks for reading.  Yeah, I try different strategies with VAMPIRE LEGENDS to try and get them on the winning end of things as they are sort of a flatline in my fed.  I change up who starts, I will do quick tags or hold out for the tags and none of it seems to work.  Still thinking on it though.  Something will click eventually.  Again, thanks for reading.

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CARD 2133.333

Live from the Milky Way Cathedral, Polaris

Commentary: Trent Lawless
Backstage/Ringside: Nitro

TAICHI hits the ring with LORD NEXUS and the crowd is fired up. SINFUL is out next with DARK MENACE wearing his PlePle shirt. The crowd lets him have it. SINFUL gets into the ring and the bell sounds for our first match.

Taichi d. Sinful via submission with the ARM TRIANGLE - ** - TAICHI cuts off SINFUL’S recent streak of wins with a decisive victory here and a decent opener. DARK MENACE is not happy.

DEMON HUNTERS d. MEAN STREETS via pinfall with BULLSEYE - * - Huge win here for DEMON HUNTERS as they frustrate MEAN STREETS in this one. After the match, SKIVER sent FHANNA over to DEMON HUNTERS to ask them something. HELSIN immediately shook his head no, but CROSSFIRE looked intrigued at whatever the question was. FHANNA rejoined MEAN STREETS and they left.

Shann-Ra d. Elina via DQ when Elina brains Shann-Ra with a chair - * - A rare moment of viciousness from ELINA who blatantly broke the rules in this one. GUARDIAN seemed quite pleased at ELINA’S actions which confused some fans at ringside.

PERFECT SPECIMEN is out with LORD NEXUS and the place comes unglued. Definitely the most popular wrestler in THE GALAXY’S FINEST™. He will have his hands full tonight as his opponent is AETHRAN OVERMASTER show comes ringside with THE LEVELER

Perfect Specimen d. Aethran Overmaster via DQ when Leveler clobbers Perfect Specimen from behind at the urging of Aethran Overmaster - ***** - Wow fans! A WILD match here! Despite some early offense, PERFECT SPECIMEN soon fell to the might of AETHRAN OVERMASTER but the Titan refused to stay down. Over and over, OVERMASTER would hit PERFECT SPECIMEN with a big move only to have him kick out at two! The fans were so into this match! Frustrated, Aethran Overmaster signaled for THE LEVELER to begin a beatdown on PERFECT SPECIMEN causing the DQ! LORD NEXUS was able to chase them off with a chair. What a match!

Backstage we see CROSSFIRE coming out of a storage closet, fixing his headband as he does. He’s got a smile on his face as he walks away. A moment the later, the door opens and FHANNA comes out adjusting her top. SKIVER is there within second and holds out his hand. FHANNA quickly gives him a handful of credits. He begins counting them.

FHANNA: Can I get my cut?

SKIVER: I’ll give it to you after you go ringside with SLY for the Main.

FHANNA nods and trounces off. SKIVER continues to count with a smile on his face.

FEUD MATCH
BURNING HELL d. CASTILEX via pinfall when Burning Man hits Sentinel with EXHAUSTION (2) - **1/2 - CASTILEX receives their first loss and BURNING HELL gets their first win. Quick tags kept the big men off their feet and allowed BURNING MAN and BISHOP HELL (II) to wear them down and pick up the victory.

CATFIGHT is out next with MAGGIE. She has a mic.

CATFIGHT: I wanted to update everyone on the condition of Panther Warrior. He is still on life support but he has been moved back to Andromeda. It was a tragic and senseless act of gun violence that did this to him. It’s time that we get the UFSP government to do something about it. We need background checks, we need—

VOICE: Oh would you just shut up!

It’s DARK MENACE still in his PlePle shirt! He is leading CATFIGHT’S opponent, NOVA, to the ring.

DARK MENACE: Blah, blah, blah, it’s the same old song and dance from you liberal cucks. Background checks won’t do anything! People who want guns will still get guns! You idiot! What we need is more guns. We need to give the power back to the police! Let them do their jobs.

CATFIGHT: Just what you would say. You must be in bed with the Galactic Rifle Association. They are why we don’t have stricter gun laws.

DARK MENACE: Oh for crying out loud, not that conspiracy theory! It’s always a conspiracy theory with you libtards!

CATFIGHT: Like that conspiracy theory about an underage porn ring in the basement of a pizza parlor on New Saggitta?

At this point the ref came out and warned both CATFIGHT and DARK MENACE that if they did let the match start he’d disqualify both CATFIGHT and NOVA.

Nova d. CatFight via DQ after CatFight slams Nova on the ring steps - ***1/2 - CATFIGHT was fired up after her debate with DARK MENACE and took it out on NOVA. The action soon spilled outside and CATFIGHT VICIOUSLY slammed NOVA on the ring steps! The bell was called for and CATFIGHT loses. DARK MENACE was screaming at her as she left ringside, but she didn’t seem to care. NOVA didn’t seem too badly injured.

MAIN EVENT time and this one was an odd one for fans as it pits KILL PREY against SLY DRURY! They aren’t sure who to root for, but KILL PREY gets a little more love because he’s the lesser of two evils! KILL PREY stalks the ring, awaiting his opponent. SLY DRURY is out with FHANNA and he grabs a mic from NITRO as he heads to the ring.

SLY DRURY (to KILL PREY): Kid, you may think you’re big and bad because you sent Monolith packing, but I’m a lot bigger and badder than Monolith ever was.

The CROWD boos loudly. NITRO tries to interrupt with a question.

NITRO: Sly I’d like to ask you about some information I got recently that says there’s actually someone else running the GALAXY’S FINEST™.

SLY DRURY looks at NITRO for a moment and then gets real close to his face.

SLY DRURY: I. RUN. THIS. FED!

He kicks NITRO in the stomach and then charges the ring asking for the ref to call for the bell! We are underway!

MAIN EVENT
Sly Drury d. Kill Prey via pinfall with REGIME CHANGE - *1/2 - Dominant victory by SLY DRURY even if there was a slow count in his favor early on in the match. KILL PREYY couldn’t even get foothold once SLY DRURY went on offense. SLY stand victorious in the center of the ring as trash rains down round him and we…

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Originally published at GWFPromoter.com on July 27, 2017.
Reposted here with permission. All characters are fictitious. Any similarity between these characters and living persons is purely coincidental.

[DK II]

"Pleple"

GREAT!!!

Of Course, you can see the Dark Menace using a term of endearment like PLEPLE.

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Mar 25, 2018 19:51:23 GMT -5 DK II said:

"Pleple"

GREAT!!!

Of Course, you can see the Dark Menace using a term of endearment like PLEPLE.

Plethador is definitely the COTG equivalent of Pepe.  Thanks for reading!

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CARD 2133.334

Live from Pollux Starfire Arena, Gemini

Commentary: Trent Lawless
Backstage/Ringside: Nitro

We begin in SLY DRURY’S office.  DRURY sits working at a desk.  A buzzer sounds.

SLY DRURY:  Come in!

DARK MENACE comes through the door.

DARK MENACE:  You wanted to see me?

SLY DRURY:  That little diatribe you got into with CatFight at SUPERNOVA?  That doesn’t happen again.

DARK MENACE:  What?

SLY DRURY:  You wasted precious holovision time with that stupid back and forth.  Push your agenda on your own time.

DARK MENACE:  But she was using the time to push her agenda!

SLY DRURY:  She was updating the fans on Panther Warrior’s status.

DARK MENACE:  And pushing her stupid anti-gun agenda.  I was just—

SLY DRURY:  You just need to shut up, say it won’t happen again, and get the hell out of my office.

DARK MENACE:  But she—

SKY DRURY looks up, his finger poised above the intercom ready to call security.  DARK MENACE crosses his arms.

DARK MENACE (stomping his feet):  This is censorship!  Censorship because I’m smart!  It’s okay to be bright, you know!  I’ll have revenge, you wait and see!

DARK MENACE storms from the office, slamming his face on the door in his huff to get out.  SLY DRURY shakes his head and goes back to his work.

We cut to the ring and our first match up is a rematch from CARD 2133.231.  NOSFERA and DISCIPLE OF TERROR step into the ring once again.

FEUD MATCH
Nosfera d. Disciple of Terror via pinfall with DEMON’S BREATH - *1/2 - Despite some early offense from DISCIPLE OF TERROR, this was a one sided victory by NOSFERA and he got away with using DEMON’S BREATH this time to put the rookie away.  DISCIPLE OF TERROR took the finisher pretty hard and had to be helped from the ring.

Next, in a match ordered by SLY DRURY, two hero teams will face off.  TITAN SAMURAI come to the ring with LORD NEXUS.  Their opponents, ULTIMATE FIGHTERS, come ringside doing there crazy arm movements and fake head butting kids at ringside.  GUARDIAN follows behind laughing.

ULTIMATE FIGHTERS d. TITAN SAMURAI via pinfall when Shoot hits Kenji with a Bicep Slicer - * - Super competitive match here.  Both teams were close to winning but SHOOT picks up the victory for the ULTIMATE FIGHTERS!  All four men shake hands after the match to the cheers of the crowd.

Scorn d. She Devil via DQ when She Devil choked Scorn with her whip and ignored the ref - **1/2 - Great back and forth in this one but it ended with a DQ when, at GUARDIAN’S urging, SHE DVEIL began choking SCORN with her whip when the action spilled to the outside.  This is the second time GUARDIAN has incited violence in his female charges.

Epoch d. Euritar (II) via submission with a backbreaker rack - *** - Both of these men needed a victory here to get back on the winning track and EPOCH get the duke.

Before the next match, it is announced that WOLF will face KILL PREY at INFERNO!  This is huge!  WOLF is looking for some retribution for what KILL PREY did to MONOLITH!  Fans across the galaxy cannot wait!

In another rematch from CARD 2133.331, BETTER THAN HUMAN will face NATIVES OF CASTILEX in a match and the losers must kneel to the winners!

FEUD MATCH
LOSERS MUST KNEEL TO WINNERS
BETTER THAN HUMAN d. NATIVES OF CASTILEX via pinfall when Tharkas obliterated Ygorr with OBLITERATOR - ** - THARKAS and PSI force the NATIVES to KNEEL and this brings out MOOG and SENTINEL!  They chase off BETTER THAN HUMAN.  NATIVES OF CASTILEX begin immediately kneeling and bowing to CASTILEX.

TOTALIS, THE TOURNAMENT MASTER is in the ring as EYDILON heads ringside.  EYDILON swipes a mic from NITRO.

EYDILON: Drury, this whelp in the ring is the sacrificial lamb you send to face me?

TOTALIS:  Dude, I’m right here.

EYDILON:  I want you and Shayne to watch what I do to this lump of silver.  I will do tenfold to Shayne at INFERNO and claim the GALAXIAN CHAMPIONSHIP as my own.  This boy’s destruction shall be your own.

TOTALIS:  Not cool.  I’m right here.

The bell rings and we are underway.

Eydilon d. Totalis, The Tournament Master via pinfall with MISTS OF EYDILON (+3) - *** - During the match, FHANNA was sent from ringside for interference during the match.  EYDILON just toys with TOTALIS, wearing him down move after move and not letting him get a move in at all.  TOTALIS was lifeless at the end and had to be checked on by medical personnel.  EYDILON’S message was sent loud and clear.

Our main event is a TITAN DEATH rematch from CARD 2133.332!  GLADIATORS are in the ring and DARK MENACE leads VAMPIRE LEGENDS to ringside.  He takes a mic from NITRO.

DARK MENACE:  Censorship!  That’s what’s happening around here!  Censorship!  I’m not allowed to say more but I will say keep glued to your holovision!  I’m going to have a big announcement soon and it’s gonna be YUUUUUUUUUUUGE!

MAIN EVENT
TITAN DEATH MATCH
GLADIATORS d. VAMPIRE LEGENDS via pinfall when Probation hits Coven Black with UNCHAINED - *** - A wild match here!  Both teams got in some hard hitting moves, but the GLADIATORS just ground the VAMPIRES down to collect their win.

PROBATION and FIST head into INFERNO the Number One contenders to the GALAXIAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP as we…

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Originally published at GWFPromoter.com on August 1, 2017.
Reposted here with permission. All characters are fictitious. Any similarity between these characters and living persons is purely coincidental.