The Galaxy's Finest - Multiverse 1: Myth Worlds

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CARD 2133.341

Live from Glacier Sound, Pluto!

Commentary: Trent Lawless
Backstage/Ringside: Nitro

The show opens with a shot of the ring and FIST who gets a huge cheer from the CROWD.  Usually not fans of the Aethrans, the CROWD was swayed by FIST’S performance at ROUND UP!  He is joined in the ring by AETHRAN OVERMASTER, PROBATION and THE LEVELER.

FIST:  Shayne!  I fought my way through over 30 men to get a title shot!  A title shot YOU ran away from because you know that I’m the man that can beat you.  So get out here and let me destroy you for MY title.

SLY DRURY appears with MEAN STREETS behind him.

SLY DRURY:  I’m sorry.  You had your chance at the title and you couldn’t get it done.  Besides, Shayne isn’t even here tonight!  He’s off doing charity work.  Since you’re all fired up though, you’ll have a match tonight, in the MAIN EVENT!  Gladiators versus Mean Streets!  And when my boys are done with you, you won’t even remember Shayne’s name!

The CROWD is unhappy and they let DRURY know it.  He shrugs and leaves with PATCH and SKIVER following.  After a moment, the GLADIATORS all storm from the ring.

CATFIGHT heads to the ring with MAGGIE.  Her head is closely shaved.  She has a nose ring now as well.  She grabs the mic from NITRO.

CATFIGHT:  Why is no one talking about Panther Warrior?  Has gun violence become so commonplace through the galaxy no one ever thinks of it as abnormal that people are getting killed by guns every single day?  If all our government and the president can do is send thoughts and prayers, then it’s time for the victims to be the change we need to see.  To buy a gun you do not need a permit, you do not need a gun license, and once you buy it you do not need to register it. You do not need a permit to carry a concealed phaser or lasergun. You can buy as many guns as you want at one time.  It’s time for that to change and you can trust me, you’re going to read about me in history books because I’m going to get those laws changed.

This speech gets a lukewarm response from the CROWD as CATFIGHT gets in the ring for her match.

Catfight d. Fhanna via pinfall with FELINE FURY (+6) - *1/2 - CATFIGHT is fired up and gets a strong, dominant victory over FHANNA who is left sprawled out in the middle of the ring.  CATFIGHT grabs the mic and dedicates the victory to PANTHER WARRIOR and all the victims of gun violence across the galaxy.

FHANNA is barely able to stand as TOTALIS, THE TOURNAMENT MASTER heads to the ring.  She walks past him and he grabs her arm.

TOTALIS:  Whoa, whoa, whoa…where you going?  You’re my valet, so valet!

He shakes her roughly and spins her back around towards the ring.  FHANNA does not look well.  TOTALIS climbs into the ring to await his opponent, FALLER.

Faller d. Totalis, the Tournament Master via DQ when Totalis, the Tournament Master attempted to use Title Quest - * - TOTALIS, THE TOURNAMENT MASTER tried to bend the rules and got caught for it.  He argues with the ref after the bell and leaves the ring in a huff.  FHANNA, barely able to walk, is helped out by FALLER and LORD NEXUS.

BETTER THAN HUMAN d. ULTIMATE FIGHTERS via pinfall when Tharkas covers Clinch after COUNCIL OF WAR - ** - Huge with for BETTER THAN HUMAN here!  They dominated ULTIMATE FIGHTERS from the opening bell.

THARKAS:  You see what jut happened?  We put those arm waving super freaks in their place.  PSI and I have been doing some research and did you know that before ULTIMATE FIGHTERS came to THE GALAXY’S FINEST™ as the arm waving idiots you know them as today, they were known as the ULTIMATE SHEPHERDS in indie feds across the galaxy?  Supposedly they were more vicious than they are now.  Well, I can tell you what, we defeated them one, two, three so they can go back to whatever they were doing to those poor sheep before they got here.  Tell ‘em PSI!

PSI:  That’s right Tharkas, we just dismantled the number one tag team around, so that can mean only one thing…it’s time for our title shot!  Book it Drury!

The CROWD boos loudly as BETTER THAN HUMAN strutted off.

Shann-Ra d. Taichi via pinfall after AMBUSCADE - **1/2 - Great come from behind victory by SHANN-RA in this fast paced match-up.

BURNING MAN and BISHOP HELL (II) appeared in the ring in a column of fire.  BURNING MAN had a mic.  As DEMON HUNTERS made their way to the ring, BURNING MAN started talking, a rare occurrence.  His voice is nothing more than an eerie whisper.

BURNING MAN: crossfire.  i know you come from an alternate timeline.  i know you know what happened to you in this timeline.  I have consulted with bishop hell and the truth must be known.  you were killed in this timeline as all crossfires in all timeline must be killed.  to save the universe from ending.  your return to this timeline is the cause for all the upheaval.  all the turmoil felt throughout the galaxy.  and for that you must be killed.  as all crossfires must be killed.  and all crossfires in all timelines must be killed at the hands of one from brymstone.  so the duty falls to me.  do not fear death.  it must come to all crossfires.  and tonight it comes for you.  tonight crowsfire, you d—

CROSSFIRE charged the ring and tackles BURNING MAN.  The ref called for the bell.

DEMON HUNTERS d. BURNING HELL when Crossfire pins Burning Man after a moonsault - **1/2 - The CROWD was on their feet as CROSSFIRE was a ball of energy.  So enraged by BURNING MAN’S words, he single handedly achieved the victory for his team.  After the bell, CROSSFIRE continued to wail away on BURNING MAN.  HELSIN had to pull CROSSFIRE off of him as BISHOP HELL (II) dragged BURNING MAN away.  This is going to be an interesting feud to say the least.

The next match was ordered by SLY DRURY!  He demanded that KILL PREY face his CENTRAL COMMAND partner, NOSFERA or both would be suspended!  NOSFERA didn’t really care, KILL PREY was furious.

Kill Prey d. Nosfera via pinfall after Soften Up Prey - ***1/2 - NOSFERA dominated in the early goings, but KILL PREY made a quick comeback to get the win.  SLY DRURY’S plan to keep CENTRAL COMMAND busy and out of his hair.

The CROWD was on their feet for the MAIN EVENT as GLADIATORS and MEAN STREETS headed to the ring.  SKIVER was shoving FHANNA ahead of him.  She still looked worse for wear and barely able to stand.  She stumbled and SKIVER grabbed her roughly and shoved her into the ring post, yelling at her to snap out of her daze.  FIST would start with PATCH.

GLADIATORS d. MEAN STREETS via DQ when Patch clobbers Probation with a sledgehammer - **1/2 - Of course, a brawl from the opening bell!  This one was wild!  In a shock, PATCH really began grinding PROBATION down and got several near falls.  PATCH asked if SKIVER wanted to tag in at one point and SKIVER refused, preferring to chastise FHANNA for some reason.  FHANNA was out of it and barely looked conscious.  The ref calls for the bell when PATCH smashed PROBATION with a sledgehammer.  This begins a wild brawl.  All four men clobbering each other!  SECURITY floods the ring!  In the mayhem, fans are shocked to see FALLER sneak to ringside and gingerly pick up FHANNA and carry her away from the ring.  It’s this bizarre image we see as we…

FADE TO BLACK

Originally published at GWFPromoter.com on August 18, 2017.
Reposted here with permission. All characters are fictitious. Any similarity between these characters and living persons is purely coincidental.

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CARD 2133.342

Live from the Spica Pyramid, Virgo!

Commentary: Trent Lawless
Backstage/Ringside: Nitro

We start in the locker room of MEAN STREETS, PATCH is working out with some dumbbells and SKIVER is on his communicator.

SKIVER: —do you mean you don’t know?! (He listens for a second.) Well, she my property, ya feel me? MY property! What kind of PI are you you can’t find a girl and some big lumberjack looking cracker? (He listens.) You’d better.

SKIVER hangs up and after a beat throws the communicator against the wall where it shatters.

PATCH (still working out): No sign of her?

SKIVER glares at PATCH. PATCH keeps with his reps.

PATCH: Drury is gonna be pissed.

We cut to ringside where DISCIPLE OF TERROR is marching comically to ringside.

NITRO: Disciple of Terror, any words about your match here with Epcoh.

DISCIPLE OF TERROR: Hurr durr, hurr durr, hurr durr!

NITRO: I don’t know what—

DISCIPLE OF TERROR: HURR DURR!

With that exclamation, DISCIPLE OF TERROR climbs into the ring. EPOCH is out next and our opening match is underway.

Disciple of Terror d. Epoch via DQ after Epoch smashes Disciple of Terror with a chair - DUD - DISCIPLE OF TERROR pics up the win! EPOCH frustrated with his opponent’s insane, nonsensical ramblings, smashes him with a chair! The ref calls it! No one is sure if EPOCH did DISCIPLE OF TERROR any favors as NITRO catches him on his wobbly way back to the locker room.

NITRO: Well, you got the win!

DISCIPLE OF TERROR: Durr, durr, durr, durrrrrrrrrrrrrr

NITRO scratches his head as DISCIPLE OF TERROR wanders off.

ELINA heads to ringside with THE GUARDIAN. Out next is NOVA with DARK MENACE.

DARK MENACE: Reeeeeeeeee! Boom! You Cucks tired of all the winning Dark Menace Forces is doing?

The CROWD boos loudly.

DARK MENACE: Awwww, come on now, don’t be like that. Look, you’ll all be red-pilled soon enough and you’ll learn that it’s okay to be bright.

ELINA wastes no time in attacking NOVA and the match is underway!

Elina d. Nova via DQ when Nova hits Elina with STAR BRIGHT on the arena floor - **** - Great back and forth action here. The big moment for the CROWD was when DARK MENACE hopped onto the ring apron to break up a pinfall and all he got was a boot to the face by ELINA!

After the bell, ELINA grabbed the mic and began berating DARK MENACE as he ran away with NOVA.

ELINA: I don’t see any winning! Just failure after failure after failure! I think you can take your red pills and shove them up your—

GUARDIAN: Whoa! There’s kids here!

The CROWD laughed wildly at this and taunted DARK MENACE as he scurried away.

Backstage, SLY DRURY bursts into MEAN STREETS’ locker room.

SLY DRURY: Where’s Fhanna?

PATCH shrugs. SKIVER does as well.

SLY walks up to SKIVER and gets in his face.

SLY DRURY: Where is Fhanna? She leads all members of Martial Law to the ring.

SKIVER avoids SLY DRURY’S stare and shrugs.

SKIVER: I dunno man. I mean, you see that fool Faller take off with here after the last card right?

SLY DRURY steps closer to SKIVER, starring down at him now.

SLY DRURY: Listen, little man, I know all about you and Fhanna’s extra-curricular activities.

SKIVER meets DRURY’S gaze for the first time.

SLY DRURY: You think I didn’t know? I. Run. This. Fed. I know everything. Find her. Now!

SKIVER nods and scrambles out of the room. SLY DRURY turns to PATCH.

SLY DRURY: He’s becoming a liability. Keep him under control or both of you will be gone.

PATCH nods. SLY DRURY exits. PATCH drops his dumbbells and exits the room.

As CASTILEX lumbered to ringside, fans were getting excited as this was one of the most anticipated matches of the night! PREDATORS were out next, with CATFIGHT, and the arena erupted in cheers! This would be a HUGE test for CASTILEX!

CASTILEX d. PREDATORS via pinfall when Sentinel hits Lope with Shield of Doom - ** - Decent match but really one sided in CASTILEX’s favor! The two newcomers showed a strong front here against the more veteran PREDATORS! Now, having beaten a team ranked near the top of the tag team division, it will be interesting to see where they go next!

SLY DRURY is out and, obvious by her absence, FHANNA is still nowhere to be found. DRURY does not look like he’s in a good mood as he stomps to ringside. EURITAR (II) is out next to cheers. He’s waited a long time to get his hands on DRURY and he rushes the ring and the ref calls for the bell.

Euritar d. Sly Drury via pinfall after HEROES LAW - **** - Fantastic match! EURITAR (II) took the fight directly to DRURY and, despite some questionable officiating, scored a huge win against the COMMISSIONER. After the match, SLY DRURY berated the REF for what he called a ‘quick three count.’ He stormed off to the jeers of the CROWD.

LORD NEXUS leads TITAN SAMURAI to the ring. DARK MENACE is out again leading VAMPIRE LEGENDS to the ring. Surprisingly, he’s not on the mic, he’s berating COVEN BLACK and COUNT NECROS. As they pass one of the cameras he can be heard telling them that they must win tonight! GIANT AZUMA will start with COUNT NECROS as the ref signals for the bell.

TITAN SAMURAI d. VAMPIRE LEGENDS via submission when Kenji locks Count Necros in the KIMURA - **1/2 - Grueling battle here that sees the TITANS getting the duke. After the bell, DARK MENACE is in the ring berating his men for losing. Suddenly, MEAN STREETS storms the ring. They corner LORD NEXUS! They are questioning him hard, but NEXUS is shaking his head that he doesn’t know what they’re talking about. TITAN SAMURAI come to the rescue, clobbering MEAN STREETS from behind and tossing them out of the ring! The CROWD is loving it as TITAN SAMURAI stands tall!

GUARDIAN escorts SHE DEVIL to the ring and SCORN is out solo. Two of the top ranked women about to fight it out.

Scorn d. She Devil via pinfall after BURNING SCORN - *** - SCORN gets a, hard fought, win here. She was close losing but was able to turn things around!

The fans are on their feet for the MAIN EVENT! PERFECT SPECIMEN is out with LORD NEXUS and he stands ready to fight the man who injured him and kept him out of THE RECKONING! AETHRAN OVERMASTER heads to the ring with THE LEVELER and he looks just as ready to fight as PERFECT SPECIMEN does!

MAIN EVENT
Perfect Specimen d. Aethran Overmaster via pinball after PINNACLE OF SUCCESS - ***** - HUGE win for PERFECT SPECIMEN as the CROWD goes crazy! This match was INSANE! Definite MOTY candidate! One that will be talked about and studied for years to come. PERFECT SPECIMEN gets his vengeance and stands tall over the fallen GLADIATOR!

Suddenly, SHAYNE, SLY DRURY, SECURITY SQUAD (II) and MEAN STREETS hit the ring and begin a beatdown on PERFECT SPECIMEN! LORD NEXUS signals to the back and TITAN SAMURAI come running ringside along with WITNESS! The CROWD is on their feet! A huge brawl erupts in the center of the ring and even LORD NEXUS joins the fray, clobbering OVERTIME! This mayhem is what we see as the cameras…

FADE TO BLACK

Originally published at GWFPromoter.com on August 20, 2017.
Reposted here with permission. All characters are fictitious. Any similarity between these characters and living persons is purely coincidental.

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2133.342.5

FADE IN

FHANNA’S eyes softly open and her vision attempts to focus. There is a smell. Something warm, comforting. Her body is warm. She is in a bed. That much she is certain of.

She finally notices the dull throb in the back of her head as her eyes come into focus on the ceiling above her. It is brown. Looking close she can see it is made of organic material. She sits up and notices the walls are all made out of the same organic material. The throb in the back of her head pushes to the front and the room spins. She falls back into the softness of the bed. He eyes close and the darkness overtakes her.

It is some time, perhaps days, before her eyes open again. When they do, she sees the same brown ceiling. She lies still until she is certain that the throb in her head that shut her down last time is gone. Confident is is, she sits up slowly. So far so good. She swings her feet over the edge of the bed to the floor. Her toes tell her the floor is made of the same organic material as the ceiling and walls. A warm smell fills her nose. She doesn’t know what the smell is, but she knows she craves it.

She sees now that, while she is in an alcove with the bed, this entire structure is one big room. It is lit by candles. For the first time she notices that the ceilings are extra tall. A shadow moves across the floor towards her. She’s a bit apprehensive as the hulking figure comes around the corner. He’s huge, familiar, but someone she’s never spoken to before. She searches for his name as he stands towering over her with a cup in his hand. Finally, it comes to her.

FHANNA: Faller?

The man grins wildly and nods.

FALLER: Yah. It is I. Faller. I bring yoo some coffee. It vill varm you up, yah?

FHANNA smiles and reaches out to take the cup from his giant hands. This is the smell she craved and she greedily slurps down the warm liquid. It seems to give her tremendous energy. As homey as this all feels, she suddenly becomes very suspicious.

FHANNA: Where am I?

FALLER: You are at my house, yah. On Hydra.

FHANNA puts her head in her hands.

FHANNA: Hydra?! How did I get on Hydra?

FALLER: I brought yoo here, yah? To my house.

FHANNA tenses up, edging away from the towering FALLER.

FHANNA: You can’t keep me here!!

FALLER steps back and holds out his hands.

FALLER: I do not vant to keep yoo here! I only brought yoo here so yoo could heal up. Yer free to goo vhenever yoo want too, yah?

FHANNA: I need to get back. Drury is going to be so mad. And Skiver….Skiver’s gonna…

FHANNA quickly begins gathering her things from the nightstand. She’s frantic. FALLER gets down on one knee in front of her. He is still taller than her even in this position. She freezes and looks up at him.

FALLER: I do not mean to tell yoo yer business, but I have watched yer goings on in the past few months and I do believe that yoo deserve a better life, yah?

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a big handful of physical credits. A rarity in this age. He shoves them into her hands.

FALLER: Take this, yah? Go. Find somewhere to go to be happy. Away from those men and the horrible things they make yoo do.

FHANNA is quiet and then a tear slides down her face. She wipes it away.

FALLER: Yoo have the whole galaxy to live in, yah? To be safe? Find yoo a place to be happy.

FALLER stands, awkwardly and dusts off his knees. He nods.

FALLER: Yoo can leave at any time. The door is there.

FHANNA springs to her feet and leaps into FALLER’S arms hugging him tightly.

FHANNA (whispering): Thank you. Thank you.

FALLER hugs her back but quickly sets her back down on the floor. He nods and returns to the kitchen portion of the house.

FHANNA slides the credits into her pocket and begins gathering her things. A smile on her face and feeling as if all the problems in the world have melted away.

FADE OUT

Originally published at GWFPromoter.com on August 21, 2017.
Reposted here with permission. All characters are fictitious. Any similarity between these characters and living persons is purely coincidental.

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CARD 2133.343

Live from the Mountain Top Pavilion, Oberon Moon, Uranus

Commentary: Trent Lawless
Backstage/Ringside: Nitro

The show opens with LORD NEXUS and entire FIGHTING TITANS team standing in the middle of the ring.  They stand tall and the CROWD is cheering them, but there is an air of unease.

SLY DRURY appears at ringside.

SLY DRURY:  Good.  You're all here.

LORD NEXUS:  What is this all about?

SLY DRURY:  Let me show you a little clip from Card 2133.341.

The HoloVision units around the arena flicker to life as we see some footage from the main event of the last SUPERNOVA:

The ref calls for the bell when PATCH smashed PROBATION with a sledgehammer.  This begins a wild brawl.  All four men clobbering each other!  SECURITY floods the ring!  In the mayhem, fans are shocked to see FALLER sneak to ringside and gingerly pick up FHANNA and carry her away from the ring. 

All the screens in the arena freeze on the image of FALLER carrying FHANNA away from the ring.

SLY DRURY:  Where is she?

The TITANS all look towards FALLER who shrugs.

SLY DRURY climbs up into the ring and walks directly up to FALLER.

SLY DRURY:  I will not ask again.

FALLER:  I do not know vere she is, ya?  I vas just getting her outta harms way.

SLY DRURY:  That’s BULLSH*T!

FALLER:  It is the truth, ya.  I do not know vere she is.

SLY DRURY lets out a groan of frustration.

SLY DRURY:  Fine.  I guess if you won’t tell me, I’ll beat it out of you.  Kid, you just earned a main event slot against me.  Tonight.

SLY DRURY turns to the rest of the TITANS.

SLY DRURY:  You’re ALL wrestling tonight!  

He crosses to PERFECT SPECIMEN.

SLY DRURY:  You get to wrestle your old pal Overtime.

He crosses to WITNESS.

SLY DRURY:  You are putting the Interplanetary Championship on the line again TOTALIS, THE TOURNAMENT MASTER.

He turns towards TITAN SAMURAI.

SLY DRURY:  You two will receive a beatdown from MEAN STREETS.

He crosses to TAICHI.

SLY DRURY:  And I wouldn’t forget about you, little lady.  You get Scorn.  Tonight it’s nothing but Titans getting their asses handed to them by Martial Law!  You get an ass whooping, you get an ass whooping, you get an ass whooping, you all get an ass whooping!  Unless, of course, someone tells me WHERE THE F*CK FHANNA IS?!

LORD NEXUS:  Why do you care?  You and the rest of your team treated her like sh*t!

SLY DRURY scowls and turns towards LORD NEXUS.

SLY DRURY:  Since Fhanna isn’t here and she usually accompanies us to ringside, YOU are banned from ringside.  And each of these matches is a TITAN DEATH MATCH!

The CROWD cheers at the thought of the slate of matches for tonight.

SLY DURY:  But this could all go away if you just tell me where she is!

The TITANS remain standing tall.  Silent and SLY DRURY throws the microphone in frustration and storms from the ring.  The TITANS turn towards FALLER who shrugs and scratches his head through his knit cap.

The TITANS leave ringside and as they do, DISCIPLE OF TERROR shuffles to ringside.  He looks greasy and disheveled, as far as a reptilian creature can look disheveled anyway.  He climbs into the ring muttering to himself.

DISCIPLE OF TERROR:  Durrr durrr durrr durrrr. Dur.

His opponent, Kill Prey, comes ringside on the hunt for an easy victory.

Kill Prey defeated Disciple of Terror with a pinfall after hitting Snap Snare - * - KILL PREY picks up the win, sending the rudderless DISCIPLE OF TERROR back into the night.

DARK MENACE arrives with NOVA.  He’s sporting his Pleple shirt, but he looks a little bummed out.  NITRO catches him in the aisle.

NITRO:  Why so glum, snowflake?

DARK MENACE:  It’s just…it’s just that I created a special place on the internet just for me and for like minded individuals and…sniff sniff…no one ever goes there.  The_Menace was supposed to be THE place to go on the InFiNet.  It was supposed to be bigger, yuge-r, than the internet!  It has 270,000,000 members but nobody ever posts anything there.

NITRO:  Wow, that’s BIG IF TRUE.  Do you ever post anything there?  To spur conversation?

DARK MENACE:  No, no.  I created a completely different place where me and my elite, inner circle talk, I just hoped it’d take off.  Well, no matter!  Onward to victory and more winning!  Prepare to red pill yourself as Nova destroys that nasty woman Elina after that boot to the face she gave me!

NOVA climbs into the ring.  ELINA is out next with THE GUARDIAN for this big rematch.

FEUD MATCH
Nova defeated Elina with a pinfall after STAR BRIGHT - ***** - Big win for NOVA here tonight!  ELINA fourth hard in the early goings, but NOVA turned the tide, mostly thanks to sneaky, out of the ring, shenanigans.  DARK MENACE is doing a jig in happiness as he celebrates NOVA’S win.

It’s time for our first FIGHTING TITANS vs. MARTIAL LAW match!  OVERTIME is out running the ropes as we waits for PERFECT SPECIMEN to hit the ring.  For his part, PERFECT SPECIMEN wastes no time and climbs into the ring.  The ref cals for the bell.

TITAN DEATH MATCH
Overtime defeated Perfect Specimen with a pinfall after hitting the GRAVITY BOMB - ***** - WHAT A MATCH and a HUGE win for OVERTIME against PERFECT SPECIMEN!  OVERTIME brought a huge offense and it paid off.

OVERTIME:  You see dat?  You SEE dat?!  Dat’s a big ole ‘W’ for Overtime, right there baby!  Tag team champion and I now hold a big, big, big win over a number one contender.  Dat’s why when people say the name Overtime, they mentioning THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST!

The fans boo this speech but OVERTIME dusts his shoulders and heads to the back!  Tough opening loss for the TITANS.

INTERPLANETARY CHAMPION WITNESS is out for his match against TOTALIS, THE TOURNAMENT MASTER.

INTERPLANETARY CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
TITAN DEATH RULES
Totalis defeated Witness with a pinfall after FINAL ROUND to become the NEW INTERPLANETARY CHAMPION - ***1/2 - The TITAN DEATH rules work in TOTALIS’ favor as he reclaims the INTERPLANETARY CHAMPIONSHIP from WITNESS!  Morale has begun to fade in the arena as the TITANS are now down two in this battle against MARTIAL LAW.

TOTALIS:  I shall be the first to admit that the previous time I held this championship I was a tad, what’s the word? Cocksure.  This time, however, you will find me far more up to the task of defending it than previously.  The only further comment I’d chance to make in regards to my victory is to address the Fighting Titans team.  Gentlemen, tell Mr. Drury where he can locate Fhanna and the losses will stop.  I thank you for your time, Mr. Nitro.  And I thank you watching around the galaxy as well.  Good day!

TITAN DEATH MATCH
Taichi defeated Scorn with a pinfall after Scorn missed a turnbuckle charge - *** - A miscalculation by SCORN brings the TITANS their first win of the night!

TAICHI:  I will say this, the Titans have no idea where Fhanna is, but wherever she is, if she’s watching, girl, don’t come back!  There’s nothing for you in Martial Law but pimps and abusers!

TITAN DEATH MATCH
MEAN STREETS d. TITAN SAMURAI via a pinfall after Skiver and Patch smashed Kenji with DOUBLE DISPATCH - SQUASH - Big win for MEAN STREETS here as they send TITAN SAMURAI packing mere minutes into the match!  After the bell, PATCH and SKIVER kneecapped GIANT AZUME and hit DOUBLE DISPATCH on KENJI three more times injuring him!

SKIVER:  Fhanna, baby, if you can hear me, we need you to come back.  We ain’t nothing without you sugar.  You see, baby, you see what I just did to this guy?  I’m doing bad things with you not around, baby.  I promise, yo, yo, yo I guarantee that things are gonna be different if you just come back.  Please, baby.

MAIN EVENT
TITAN DEATH MATCH
Sly Drury defeated Faller with a pinfall after REGIME CHANGE - SQUASH - SLY DRURY laid into FALLER form the moment the bell rang and quickly out-wrestled the taller athlete.  After hitting the finisher, SLY DRURY pounded on FALLER.

SLY DRURY:  TELL ME WHERE SHE IS!!!!

FALLER:  I do not know.  I sent her avay.  She did not say vere she vas going.  I yust gave her some money and sent her away, ya?

SLY DRURY stands, furious and kicks FALLER in the gut.  He storms out of the ring as LORD NEXUS rushes to FALLER’S side.  The TITANS are in shambles after tonight’s card.  Fans are left to wonder what will happen next as we…

FADE TO BLACK

Originally published at GWFPromoter.com on August 22, 2017.
Reposted here with permission. All characters are fictitious. Any similarity between these characters and living persons is purely coincidental.

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CARD 2133.344

Live from the Phaethon Pantheon, Phaethon!

Commentary: Trent Lawless
Backstage/Ringside: Nitro

The show starts with a black screen.  Suddenly, a bright fire burns in the middle of the screen.  A second later we realize that it is a hand on fire. BISHOP HELL (II) comes into focus. A second later, BURNING MAN ignites next to him.

BISHOP HELL (II): Crossfire.  Many are the nights I have prayed.  Prayed that the universe be freed from the oncoming calamity that it is hurtling towards.  I have prayed that there may be a different solution rather than the one currently facing us.   But there's no escaping the facts.  Crossfire, you NEED to die in order to bring balance back to this universe.  Burning Man NEEDS to kill you in order to bing balance back to the universe.  If you do not die at the hands of one from Brymstone...the universe will shatter.  So tonight, make it easy for us.  When you and HelSin meet us in the ring, just lie down.  Accept your fate.  Make the sacrifice and save the universe.  We promise, the fire will burn so bright, you won't feel a thing.

Suddenly, the fires surge and go out.  The screen goes to black.  A moment later we cut to the packed arena for our first match.

Shann-Ra d. She Devil via pinfall after PITFALL - ***** - Great back and forth here in a wonderful opening match.  SHANN-RA picks up the win.  SHE DEVIL looked good but there are rumors saying this is her final year of competition and she'll probably be retiring from in-ring action by early next year.

DARK MENACE, in a sporty red Pleple shirt with a collar, heads to the ring with VAMPIRE LEGENDS.  He climbs into the ring with them and asks for a mic.  The fans boo him and he ignores them.  Earlier in the week he'd tried to get #300 trending on the InFiNet to celebrate his 300 wins as manager but it failed pretty quickly. His long winded, whining post about it in The_Menace became a much passed around joke online.

DARK MENACE: Throughout the Galaxy, I am known for one thing.  Winning.  That's what I do.  The Dark Menace WINS!  Hey, Count Necros, what does The Dark Menace do.

COUNT NECROS:  Win.

DARK MENACE: Coven Black, what does The Dark Menace do?

COVEN BLACK:  Win.

DARK MENACE: That's RIGHT! Now I have one question for everyone in attendance...if the DARK MENACE is know for winning....WHY THE F&CK CAN'T VAMPIRE LEGENDS WIN ANY MATCHES OF CONSEQUENCE?!  

COVEN BLACK and COUNT NECROS are both taken aback.

DARK MENACE:  You two have been SUCH a disappointment for so very long!  No titles, no wins when it counts! So starting tonight, you two are on deathwatch.  Ironic, I know because...well...you're undead, but..listen, tonight, you're on deathwatch.  Starting now, you lose, you can go look for another manager.

COVEN BLACK and COUNT NECROS are not happy about this, but both focus as their opponents head to the ring.

VAMPIRE LEGENDS d. NATIVES OF CASTILEX via pinfall when Coven Black hit Krud with BITE OF THE VAMPIRE - * - The VAMPIRES pick up the win in short, dominating fashion here.  They both eagerly look to DARK MENACE for a approval and he nods his head and then storms away from ringside.

The CROWD goes nuts when DEMON HUNTERS make their way to the ring. BURNING HELL is out next and CROSSFIRE doesn't wait for the bell as he jumps BURNING MAN the moment he steps into the ring.

DEMON HUNTERS d. BURNING HELL via pinfall when Crossfire took out Burning Man with BOW AND ARROW - * - After the match, CROSSFIRE continued beating BURNING MAN yelling, "YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!"  BISHOP HELL (II) sucker punched HELSIN from behind with a blast of HELLFIRE and then jumped CROSSFIRE!  BURNING MAN recovered and joined BISHOP HELL (II) in hitting CROSSFIRE repeatedly with finishers until THE GUARDIAN and HELSIN stormed the ring and chased them off.  CROSSFIRE did not look good.  Initial reports from RAGLYN and FLAGYL is he'll be out two cards, minimum.  BURNING MAN and BISHOP HELL (II) smiled wickedly as the left ringside and CROSSFIRE was loaded onto a stretcher.

Eydilon d. Euritar (II) via pinfall after MISTS OF EYDILON - ***1/2 -Very competitive match-up here  EURITAR (II) looked good but EYDILON wore him down to pick up the win.

CASTILEX d. ULTIMATE FIGHTERS via pinfall after Sentinel clobbered Shoot with NIGHTWATCH - ****1/2 - CASTILEX pick up a big win here against the lovable ULTIMATE FIGHTERS.  One would have to imagine that CASTILEX are now in line for a title shot.  Whether they get one or not remains to be seen.

MONOLITH headed to ringside with CATFIGHT.  CATFIGHT carrying a sign, '#ENOUGH.'  She marched around the ring to the muted indifference of the crowd.  MONOLITH stood waiting for his opponent, EPOCH.  EPOCH grinned wickedly as he climbed into the ring.

Epoch d. Monolith via DQ when Monolith smashed Epoch with the ring steps - DUD - This one was over in moments as these two brawled each other from the opening bell.  The ref had no control as the action spilled outside and had to call the match when MONOLITH crushed EPOCH with the ring steps.

After the bell, while the ref tended to EPOCH, a GALAXY'S FINEST™ STAFF MEMBER rushed to ringside and whispered something to CATFIGHT.  CATFIGHT let out a yelp of shock and grabbed MONOLITH by the hand and pulled him away from ringside.  What that was about is anyone's guess.

MAIN EVENT
TITAN DEATH MATCH
MEAN STREETS d. GLADIATORS via pinfall when Patch hit Fist with PATCHWORK - ***1/2 - BIG and much needed win for MEAN STREETS here as PATCH and SKIVER put the GLADIATORS in their place.  Obvious by her absence, FHANNA has still not been located.  But perhaps her presence before was a distraction that MEAN STREETS did not need.

MARTIAL LAW shoves the GLADIATORS back down the rankings, doing their job keeping them away from SECURITY SQUAD (II) and they stand tall as we...

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Originally published at GWFPromoter.com on August 23, 2017.
Reposted here with permission. All characters are fictitious. Any similarity between these characters and living persons is purely coincidental.

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NEWS & UPDATES

for the GALAXY'S FINEST™

DATELINE: October 31, 2133
REPORTER: Trent Lawless

• PANTHER WARRIOR'S SHOOTER ARRESTED - News out of the Columbae system that authorities have arrested the man responsible for the shooting that has left PANTHER WARRIOR hospitalized for nearly a year and fighting for his life.  The assailant's name is M. AC Guffin and he was nothing more than a junkie looking to score his next fix.  Guffin admitted to the crime and even turned over the weapon used.  In a statement, CATFIGHT thanked the authorities and added, "Gun violence is the scourge of the galaxy.  It is a shame we have not advanced far enough to figure out how to curb it."  She vowed to continue her crusade against gun violence and promised a moment of silence before every match to remember the victims.
• HELSIN ISSUES A CHALLENGE FOR SURVIVAL - With CROSSFIRE injured, HELSIN has vowed to take revenge, challenging BURNING HELL to a SURVIVAL RULES match at SURVIVAL!  He told BISHOP HELL (II) and BURNING MAN to find two partners of their choosing as he has found three men to back him up in the ring.  No word yet on who they are but HELSIN has said, "Sometimes to get revenge, you need to team up with those you might not normally."  This has led to wild speculation as who his three teammates may be.
• MAIN EVENT SET FOR SURVIVAL - SLY DRURY, still enraged at the disappearance of FHANNA has ordered that THE FIGHTING TITANS will face off against REGIME CHANGE in a SURVIVAL RULES match at SURVIVAL!  SHAYNE, SECURITY SQUAD (II), TOTALIS, THE TOURNAMENT MASTER and SLY DRURY himself will challenge PERFECT SPECIMEN, TITAN FURY, WITNESS and FALLER in match where DRURY has promised the TITANS will be punished.  News of this match has sent the fans into a frenzy and the arena is now sold out!  SURVIVAL will be one to watch for sure.

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CARD 2133.345

Live from Red Ice Arena, Mars! 

Commentary: Trent Lawless
Backstage/Ringside: Nitro

Shann-ra vs. Taichi
Shann-ra defeated Taichi with a pinfall after AMBUSCADE!
Match Rating: 4.50
Match Notes: Absolutely awesome opening match. These two tore into each other and in the final moments both were using finishers. SHANN-RA picks up the victory here tonight.

Euritar vs. Aethran Overmaster
Aethran Overmaster defeated Euritar with a pinfall after Overmaster Overhead Toss!
Match Rating: 3.50
Match Notes: EURITAR fought bravely but was soon overpowered by the bigger man. Even interference by GUARDIAN couldn't stop the Gladiator!

Ultimate Fighters vs. Better Than Human
Shoot defeated Tharkas with a submission with TAPPED OUT!
Match Rating: 1.00
Match Notes: BETTER THAN HUMAN used quick tags in the beginning to control the action but they just couldn't do any damage to either CLINCH or SHOOT! ULTIMATE FIGHTERS mounted an offensive comeback and soon finished THARKAS and PSI off in quick fashion.

- SURVIVAL RULES MATCH -
Monolith, Wolf, and Lope vs. Epoch 2133, Kill Prey, and Nosfera
Monolith defeated Kill Prey with a pinfall after CATASTROPHE!
Monolith defeated Epoch 2133 with a pinfall after lung demolisher!
Wolf defeated Nosfera with a pinfall after END OF THE HUNT!
Match Rating: 5.00
Match Notes: What a battle! MONOLITH began the match and wasn't going to leave the ring until he'd eliminated KILL PREY. WOLF and LOPE did a number on EPOCH, softening him up for MONOLITH to make the kill. WOLF came in and ended NOSFERA, giving the ANI-MEN the win. Standing tall, after the match, they dedicated their victory to PANTHER WARRIOR.

- AETHRAN ULTIMATE ESCAPE MATCH -
Mean Streets vs. Gladiators 2133
Fist defeated Skiver with an escape after mounted punches. (pinfall)
Probation defeated Skiver with an escape after NO SURRENDER! (pinfall)
Match Rating: 4.00
Match Notes: Grueling match between these two teams. PATCH and SKIVER actually wore down FIST to the point he was barely able to stand but the Aethran would always, somehow, prevent them from escaping. FIST made his escape and PROBATION easily trounced SKIVER to make his and get the win.

- SURVIVAL RULES MATCH -
Burning Hell and Vampire Legends vs. HelSin, Krud, and Castilex
HelSin defeated Burning Man with an Exorcism resulting in a pinfall!
Bishop Hell defeated Krud with a HELLFIRE resulting in a pinfall!
Sentinel defeated Coven Black with a NIGHTWATCH resulting in a pinfall!
Moog defeated Necros 2132 with a missed turnbuckle charge resulting in a pinfall!
HelSin defeated Bishop Hell with a STAKE TO THE HEART resulting in a pinfall!
Match Rating: 5.00
Match Notes: HELSIN gets the revenge he was looking for agains BURNING MAN and BISHOP HELL (II). His team worked well together, using quick tags to wear down the opponents. After the bell, HELSIN extended a hand to CASTILEX and the two monsters smirked and walked away. Regardless, CROSSFIRE must be feeling good wherever he is convalescing.

- MAIN EVENT - SURVIVAL RULES MATCH -
Security Squad 2133, Sly Drury, Totalis, and Shayne vs. Perfect Specimen, Titan Samurai, Faller, and Witness
Giant Azuma defeated Shayne with a pinfall after a huge headbutt.
Faller defeated Code Destroyer with a pinfall after TIMBER
Sly Drury defeated Faller with a pinfall after rope walk sledgehammer!
Shayne defeated Perfect Specimen with a pinfall after SHAYNE'S FURY!
Shayne defeated Kenji with a pinfall after Rustler's Roundup
Witness defeated Totalis with a pinfall after PROSECUTION!
Overtime defeated Giant Azuma with a pinfall after a missed turnbuckle charge!
Sly Drury defeated Witness with a pinfall after REGIME CHANGE!
Match Rating: 5.00
Match Notes: This was a MAIN EVENT to end all MAIN EVENTS! In the final moments, the arena was shocked when FHANNA appeared at ringside! It was OVERTIME and SLY DRURY against WITNESS, the sole survivor for the TITANS.

SLY DRURY was flabbergasted as she crossed to the TITAN'S corner! The CROWD was going nuts! She hopped up onto the ring apron and stepped into the ring glaring at SLY DRURY!

Suddenly, FHANNA shoved WITNESS forward into the waiting arms of SLY DRURY who hit his finisher and finished the match in favor of REGIME CHANGE. FHANNA celebrated with SLY DRURY and OVERTIME to the jeers of the shocked CROWD. SLY DRURY has a wicked smile on his face as we...

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Overall Card Rating: 4.13

Originally published at GWFPromoter.com on August 24, 2017.
Reposted here with permission. All characters are fictitious. Any similarity between these characters and living persons is purely coincidental.

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CARD 2133.346

Live from Four Star Forum, Asterism, M73

Commentary: Trent Lawless
Backstage/Ringside: Nitro

- FADE IN -
As the show opens FIST is in the center of the ring. TRENT LAWLESS explains that he's been there for an hour now, refusing to move until he is guaranteed a rematch for the GALAXIAN CHAMPIONSHIP against SHAYNE.

SLY DRURY is out to boos and tells FIST to get out of the ring. FIST, again, demands a rematch. And this time he adds he wants his rematch at BIG BANG!

SLY DRURY: You got more nut on you than a squirrel. You get no rematch, get out of the ring!

FIST crosses his arms, he's not budging. DRURY is about to head to the ring when SHAYNE appears.

SHAYNE: Whoa, whoa, whoa there Sly. If this big swingin' d*ck wants a rematch at BIG BANG, give him a rematch at BIG BANG.

SLY DRURY: I can't do that. The winner of the BETRAYAL tournament gets the match at BIG BANG.

SHAYNE: So put him in the BETRAYAL tournament.

SLY DRURY rubs his temples. He clearly hates having this discussion in front of an arena full of people.

SLY DRURY: I can't put him in the BETRAYAL tournament. He's a tag wrestler and he hasn't fought enough single matches to be ranked. Only the top 8 ranked wrestlers are in the tournament.

SHAYNE is now the one frustrated. He shakes his head.

SLY DRURY: Why are you making this hard, buttercup? Who's the lowest ranked wrestler in the tournament?

SLY DRURY checks his wrist computer.

SLY DRURY: Epoch. So I should make him and Epoch fight? Winner goes in the tournament?

SHAYNE: No. You put him in a match but not against Epoch. If you put him in a match against Epoch and Epoch loses, Epoch'll bitch and moan about his spot being rightfully taken. What you do is put him in a match against a real challenge. If he wins then he's in the tournament.

SLY DRURY: Who's he gonna fight?

SHAYNE: You.

The CROWD loves this.

SLY DRURY looks to the ring at FIST who hasn't moved.

SLY DRURY: Fine. I'm not worried. In fact, I love the idea of putting this dog down. But what do I do about Epoch?

SHAYNE: Only one thing you can do. Give Epoch a title shot. Against me. Tonight. That's the only way he don't complain about this here whole deal.

The CROWD loves this even more. SLY DRURY shakes his head again.

SLY DRURY: Fine. It's on. It's all on. Epoch gets his title match tonight and you, (he points at FIST) you beat me and you are in BETRAYAL.

FIST nods. The CROWD goes crazy. SLY DRURY hangs his head and heads to the back with SHAYNE smiling behind him.

Eydilon vs. Faller
Eydilon defeated Faller with a via pinfall after Astral Neckbreakcer.
Match Rating: 0.10
Match Notes: Pretty easy match here for EYDILON. He dispatches of FALLER quickly and leaves the ring without even breaking a sweat.

- CATFIGHT CONFRONTATION -
CATFIGHT is out to boos. She is shaking her head. She grabs the mic from NITRO.

CATFIGHT: I don't know why you are booing me. I don't want to take your guns away. I just want regulations to make the galaxy a safer place.

DARK MENACE: Blah, blah, blah.

DARK MENACE appears and he's carrying a rifle over his shoulder as he leads NOVA to ringside.

DARK MENACE: You gotta get over your fear of guns. If Panther Warrior had had a gun on him, he could have shot the bad guy who shot him.

CATFIGHT is LIVID at MENACE invoking the name of PANTHER WARRIOR.

DARK MENACE: But all the Ani-Men are liberals. They don't carry guns and, frankly, that's why they are a race that will always fall victim to superiority. They lost to the GLADIATORS, they lost to the COLONIZERS, the list goes on and on. You take away guns and you are the victim.

CATFIGHT screams and is circling the ring lady to take her frustrations out on NOVA. The ref calls for the bell.

Nova vs. Catfight
Catfight defeated Nova with a via DQ when Dark Menace smashes NOVA with the butt of the rifle
Match Rating: 0.00
Match Notes: About a minute into the match, the action spilled outside. CATFIGHT came face to face with DARK MENACE and began screaming at him about the importance of gun control. DARK MENACE laughed and smashed CATFIGHT in the face with the butt of the rifle he'd brought to ringside. The ref called the match. NOVA and DARK MENACE left laughing, not caring about the loss. CATFIGHT was tended to by medical professionals.

Castilex vs. Vampire Legends
Moog defeated Coven Black with a via DQ when COVEN BLACK smashes MOOG with a chair.
Match Rating: 1.00
Match Notes: DARK MENACE is furious! He's stomping around ringside screaming at COVEN BLACK and COUNT NECROS!

DARK MENACE: You idiots! You couldn't find your way to a win in broad daylight.

COVEN BLACK: Actually, we can't go outside in broad--

DARK MENACE: SHUT UP!!!!! You two are FIRED! You are no longer in DARK MENACE FORCES!

COVEN BLACK and COUNT NECROS look very, very sad. They begin crying blood as they mope away from ringside.

As they leave, DARK MENACE slides into the ring and approaches MOOG and SENTINEL.

DARK MENACE: I'm in the market for a new tag team. How'd you two like--

Before he can even finish, SENTINEL picks DARK MENACE up and tosses him out of the ring, over the guardrail and into the first three rows. The fence see it coming and scatter, allowing DARK MENACE to crash down on the chairs and concrete floor.

He is tended to by medical professionals.

HelSin vs. Burning Man
HelSin defeated Burning Man with a via pinfall after THE GUARDIAN sneaks into the ring and hits BURNING MAN with ENVELOPED!
Match Rating: 5.00
Match Notes: These two beat the sh*t out of each other much to the fan's delight! During one pinfall, BISHOP HELL (II) interfered and was sent from ringside by the referee. In the closing moments, he ran back to ringside and as the ref was again forcing him to leave, GUARDIAN slipped into the ring and smashed BURNING MAN with his finisher giving HELSIN the path to victory!

The CROWD loves it! HELSIN has definitely put a beat down on BURNING MAN but as he leaves, he's smiling and shouts back at BURNING MAN.

HELSIN: You're in it now. CROSSFIRE is cleared to wrestle next card. He's gunning for you, I promise you that.

Taichi vs. Fhanna
Fhanna defeated Taichi with a via pinfall after THE OTHER WOMAN.
Match Rating: 3.50
Match Notes: FHANNA dominated from the opening bell, looking to prove she doesn't need the TITANS' help in any way shape or form! TAICHI mounted some offense, but was quickly overpowered. LORD NEXUS could only stand by at ringside and watch the slaughter.

After the bell, FHANNA wiped her feet on the mat in TAICHI'S direction and left to the boos of the CROWD.

- IF FIST WINS HE CAN ENTER THE BETRAYAL TOURNAMENT -
Fist vs. Sly Drury
Fist defeated Sly Drury with a via pinfall with ARMAMENT.
Match Rating: 5.00
Match Notes: Definite match of the year candidate here!

SLY DRURY used every dirty trick in the book! HANNA even slipped him a foreign object at one point but he was unable to put FIST away! THE LEVELER got involved and clobbered SLY DRURY from behind and the ref called for the bell, but SHAYNE grabbed a mic from NITRO.

SHAYNE: No, no. This thing ain't going to end with a DQ. Drury have the ref restart the match.

DRURY argued but SHAYNE insisted and the ref restarted the match! By this point, DRURY was out of it and FIST picked up the win!

FIST is on his way to the BETRAYAL tournament! SHAYNE smirks at him and leaves ringside as the CROWD, surprisingly, cheers for FIST.

DRURY is certainly not happy.

- GALAXIAN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH -
Epoch 2133 vs. Shayne
for the Galaxian Championship
Shayne defeated Epoch 2133 with a via pinfall after hitting SHOWDOWN twice in a row!
Match Rating: 5.00
Match Notes: SHAYNE does it again! It didn't look good at the start as EPCOH went at SHAYNE full force and got several near-falls!

In fact, EPCOH was in control and went to the tope rope and left when SHAYNE sprung to his feet and hit SHOWDOWN as EPOCH fell! He then picked him up and hit it again and put him away.

The CROWD booed loudly as SHAYNE collected the GALAXIAN CHAMPIONSHIP and strolled out of the arena.

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Originally published at GWFPromoter.com on August 27, 2017.
Reposted here with permission. All characters are fictitious. Any similarity between these characters and living persons is purely coincidental.

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CARD 2133.347

Live from the River's End Spectrum, Acamar, Erdanus!

Commentary: Trent Lawless
Backstage/Ringside: Nitro

Scorn vs. Elina
Scorn defeated Elina with a pinfall after BURNING SCORN.
Match Rating: 3.00
Match Notes: ELINA was never on offense though she got a shot in here and there and made it hard as hell for SCORN to pin her. GUARDIAN even got involved and got himself ejected from ringside for the trouble.

Euritar vs. Disciple of Terror
Euritar defeated Disciple of Terror with a pinfall after HEROES LAW.
Match Rating: 1.00
Match Notes: If it wasn't for some fiery offense in the beginning from DISCIPLE OF TERROR, it would have been a SQUASH. EURITAR (II) gets the win and poor DISCIPLE OF TERROR is still feeling the effects of that DEMON'S BREATH taken months ago from NOSFERA.

At this point, the damage done seems to be career ending, but perhaps he's planning on going the way of his idol DREADNAUGHT.

- VAMPIRE LEGENDS GET A SURPRISE -
VAMPIRE LEGENDS head to the ring. This is the first time we've seen them without DARK MENACE...ever. They somberly climb into the ring, interesting that SINFUL is not with them.

Their opponents, BETTER THAN HUMAN head to the ring and there's a gasp as DARK MENACE follows them there!

DARK MENACE: Hey, vamps. I went out and got myself a real tag team. A tag team that can actually win. Which they will do. Tonight. Against you. Plus, these guys have been regular posters on The_Menace and I gotta tell you, I agree with a lot of what they have to say. Plus, they are incels which is such a relief after dealing with you two and all your disgusting ways. So...prepare to lose.

COVEN BLACK and COUNT NECROS do not look thrilled at this development at all as the ref calls for the bell.

Better Than Human vs. Vampire Legends
Psi defeated Necros 2132 with a DQ when the ref catches COUNT NECROS using Phantom Dust.
Match Rating: 0.00
Match Notes: DARK MENACE is ecstatic! He grabs a mic from NITRO.

DARK MENACE: That's what winning is! That is what WINNING....IS! THAT'S! WHAT! WINNING! IS!

He began thrusting his hips towards VAMPIRE LEGENDS, doing an awkward little dance which the CROWD would have found comical if it wasn't so painfully awkward.

She Devil LE vs. Shann-ra
She Devil LE defeated Shann-ra with a DQ when SHANN-RA smashes SHE DEVIL with the bell!
Match Rating: 1.50
Match Notes: This one got ugly towards the end as these two, highly ranked, wrestlers both wanted the victory. No doubt, whomever won here would have wrestled for the title at BIG BANG. It'll be interesting to see where things go from here.

Predators vs. Mean Streets
Patch defeated Lope with a DQ when LOPE continues to grind PATCH'S eye socket on the corner of the ring steps despite the ref's warning.
Match Rating: 1.00
Match Notes: A gruesome finish to a wild match. There's no love between these men at all and why would there be? This one will have another chapter, no doubt. And with FHANNA back in MEAN STREETS' corner, it will, no doubt, only be wilder.

- SLY DRURY DEMANDED MATCH -
FIST heads to the ring with THE LEVELER. This match was demanded by SLY DRURY, no doubt, to soften up FIST going into BETRAYAL. His opponent? The man whose spot he's taking in the BETRAYAL tournament...EPOCH. EPOCH does not look pleased as he heads to the ring.

Epoch 2133 vs. Fist
Fist defeated Epoch 2133 with a pinfall after WEAPONS.
Match Rating: 3.50
Match Notes: FIST started the match in complete control but then his inexperience in singles matches began to show and EPOCH took control. The turning point came when THE LEVELER clobbered EPOCH from behind when the ref wasn't looking. Regardless of how he did it, FIST gets a big win going into BETRAYAL and some of the fans are starting to get behind him.

- MAIN EVENT -
Burning Hell vs. Demon Hunters
Crossfire defeated Burning Man with a DQ when BURNING MAN throws an accelerant on CROSSFIRE'S face.
Match Rating: 3.50
Match Notes: This was the brawl everyone was hoping for and fans knew it'd get wild, but no one knew how much. CROSSFIRE and BURNING MAN started. DEMON HUNTERS worked well, wearing BURNING MAN down. The action spilled outside of the ring and BISHOP HELL (II) threw a small container towards BURNING MAN who caught it, opened it and splashed the contents on the face of CROSSFIRE.

The ref called the match but BURNING MAN advanced and HELSIN was quick to intervene which was good because it turned out the fluid was accelerant! This could have ended really badly for CROSSFIRE if not for HELSIN.

BISHOP HELL (II) and BURNING MAN stood in the ring laughing as HELSIN dragged CROSSFIRE away and we...

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Originally published at GWFPromoter.com on August 29, 2017.
Reposted here with permission. All characters are fictitious. Any similarity between these characters and living persons is purely coincidental.

[Pariah]

Always enjoy the unique twists you put on each of character... From the over-the-top antics of The Dark Menace to the cocky swagger of Shayne as he pretends to have the best interest of the fans at heart... Lots of fun!

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May 18, 2018 16:51:36 GMT -5 Pariah said:

Always enjoy the unique twists you put on each of character... From the over-the-top antics of The Dark Menace to the cocky swagger of Shayne as he pretends to have the best interest of the fans at heart... Lots of fun!

Thanks.  SHAYNE is my current favorite to write for.  In this thread, he's two cards away from a 45 card title reign.  The longest ever, by far. Greatest of all time in my fed!  Thanks for checking it out!