Werner's Big Sky Wrestling

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Coming soon....

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Big Sky Wrestling Overview:

* Big Sky Wrestling is a member of the LP, Legendary promoters. It's a group of promoters who run territories and interact with each other. We trade talent, run monthly PPV's and drafts, and help each other with shows. I chose Idaho / Montana mainly because I figured I was going to run a more humerus federation and I thought the area would fit (no offense to people from Idaho and Montana). That and Oregon was already taken.

* BSW has been active (and semi active) since February 2008.

* We use official Legends cards and bootlegs.

* BSW has 4 title belts.
The Savage Championship: Held by the Sandman. Defended 24/7
The Landmark Championship: Held by Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
The Tag Team Championships: Held by Living Large for the Lord Imposters #1 and #2 (more on that later)
The BSW Heavyweight Championship: Held by Sean O'Haire

* The current BSW Commissioner is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and the BSW broadcast team is made up of "Mean" Gene Okerlund and Grant "Throwing Toasters" Baccioco. BSW also has an interview show, the Flower Shop with "Adorable" Adrian Adonis.

* A few stables have formed in the BSW.
The Man Friends: Led by "Exotic" Adrian Street. Other members: Adrian Adonis, Lazz, Roughhouse Jack Faggart, Lenny Lane, and Lodi
The Devil's Advocates: Led by Sean O'Haire. Other members: El Gigante, Gangrel, Luna Vachon and the Movie Maniacs (Jason the Terrible and Super Leather)
The blue World order: Led by Blue Meanie. Other members: Misty Blue Simmes, Al Snow, Stevie Richards, and Gillberg.

* I like to do interviews and little mini shows outside of my card write ups. For example I'll have a state of the union address by Bobby Heenan or maybe a formal complaint written by Sean O'Haire as their own posts. I'll have the Flower Shop segments written seperate too. They're something to add for fun between cards. One mini show I've done before is "Straight Shooter" with Gene Okerlund. He asks a question to five wrestlers and they say their answers in their own words (I try to write them like they'd speak but you'll have to bear with me on that).

A Bit of Big Sky History:

* The Savage Championship was brought into the BSW by non other than Savage-T who lost it immediately to the Canadian Wildman. A 24/7 rule was stated and the belt was passed between the two and many challengers came out of the wood works. One of them was Sandman who beat Canadian Wildman for the belt. He's held it since and hasn't had as many challenges due to the fact that people tend to get hurt in his matches.

* The Landmark Title (Formerly the TV title. The name was changed because it was pointed out I was defending it at house shows) was first owned by "Bullet" Bob Armstrong who lost it to Big Bully Busick. Busick held it for a long time before losing it to "Exotic" Adrian Street. Street lost it on the Double Trouble card to Greg Valentine who wasn't scheduled to wrestle him. Doink the Clown was to be the challenger in the match but Valentine donned the makeup and costume. Even after revealing himself, the decision stood and Valentine kept the belt.

* The Tag Team Belts originally belonged to the Bushwackers who lost it to two members of the Devil's Advocates, Halloween and Damien 666 (also known here as Los Dos Malvidos Diablos). The Diablos got into a feud with Brother Love and his team, living Large for the Lord (Crusher Jerry Blackwell and Uncle Elmer) who didn't agree with their demonic persona's. In a tag title match, Elmer and Blackwell came to the ring in Diablos masks, apparently in an attempt to mock their opponents. They won the belts but soon after, Blackwell and Elmer arrived late to the arena. The new champions were imposters and it is still unknown who they are exactly. Elmer has brought in Hillbilly Jim to investigate.

* The Dynamite Kid was long time BSW Champion after a violent breakup with Davey Boy Smith who has since left the company. Dynamite lost the belt to Sean O'Haire (with help). Afterwards, O'Haire built a stable around himself for protection and named it The Devil's Advocates. On day two of the Double Trouble card (held a few days ago), Dynamite won his match against O'Haire by DQ due to a gang run in but he was pummeled by the Advocates and will be out for 6 cards.

* The original commissioner of the BSW was a man in a mask called the Masked Commissioner. He was replaced by Heenan because of mismanagement (to explain my lack of activity). Heenan was recommended by O'Haire who was the champion. Heenan proclaimed that he'd get the BSW back on track but has been helping O'Haire out here and there.

* A few new faces have appeared on BSW shows lately, two of the biggest being the Great Muta and Diamond Dallas Page.

Hopefully if I can remember to, I'll clarify some of what happened in my write ups as well.

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Link to the new BSW thread: legendsboard44.proboards101.com/index.cgi?board=theterritories&action=display&thread=570

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"Mean" Gene Okerlund: Hello, folks. This is "Mean" Gene Okerlund. I asked five Big Sky Wrestling superstars what they thought about Commissioner Heenan's new TV deal that brings Big Sky to a larger national audience:

What are your opinions on Bobby Heenan's new TV deal?

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Savage-T: That's the best news I've heard all month. I've never been on TV before.
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[canadianpittbull]

Nice to see this is still going and your still around. Haven't talked to ya in quite a while.

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Virgil: Twenty bucks is twenty bucks. = CLASSIC!!!!

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Legendary Promoters Presents....

****day Night

*Note: Tell me if the colors don't work. The show was originally written for a white background.

Announcer's Welcome: "Mean" Gene Okerlund and Grant "Throwing Toaster" Baccioco welcome the television audience. Grant heralds the first episode of BSW's new television show (****day Night, named this way because you can never tell what night it's actually going to be on, covering all my bases).

Falls Count Anywhere Match
Virgil (1) vs. Necro Butcher (0):[/color] The fight starts in the back but edges it's way to the entrance ramp. Virgil tries to throw Necro to the floor but Necro counters with a headbutt. Necro hits the tiger driver but doesn't get the pin. Frustrated, Necro hits Virgil with a chair and lands a second tiger driver on the chair for the win. Winner: Necro Butcher

Giant Problem: Sean O'Haire is talking with El Gigante who looks a little sheepish. Gigante tells O'Haire that he remembers that Eddie Guerrero and Los Dos Malvidos Diablos came too him a week before he was attacked and left bleeding in the backstage area. They wanted him to join them and said if he wasn't with them he was against them. O'Haire is annoyed and asks why Gigante didn't mention it sooner. El Gigante says "I forgot." O'Haire then gives El Gigante permission to take out Los Dos Malvidos Diablos next show (they are not here tonight). O'Haire says he'll come up with something for Eddie Guerrero.

Jazz (1) vs. Tai Weed (0):[/color] Tai tries to work on Jazz's arms early but Jazz proves to be too powerful. Surprisingly, Tai does well against Jazz, even working her over on the floor. Tai goes for a pin after a Topless Legdrop and wins by putting her feet on the ropes. Tai calibrates, jumping up and down. Jazz is livid and proceeds to beat the crap out of Tai. Winner: Tai Weed

Living Large: Hillbilly Jim finds Uncle Elmer, Jerry Blackwell, and Brother Love in the back. He's excited and tells them that he got himself a match with Living Large for the Lord Impostor #2 and he plans to "rip the fellar's mask clean off". Elmer and Blackwell don't look convinced.

Blue Meanie (2) vs. Pampiro Firpo (1) vs. Doink the Clown (3) vs. Adrian Adonis (2):[/color] Doink finds himself on the outside after a brawl with Pampiro Firpo. Blue Meanie hits him with a leap off the apron and on the inside, smacks him down with two consecutive ddts. Doink shakes off the cobwebs and is given a little relief when Adonis blind sides Meanie, who goes for a pin after a knee drop. Doink falls victim to "Goodnight Irene" but the hold is broken by Firpo who rolls Adonis up but doesn't get the fall. He does manage the win after clamping a claw onto Adonis' ample midsection. Winner: Pampiro Firpo

Backstage Meeting: Diamond Dallas Page bumps into the Great Muta in the back (seemingly on purpose). Muta stops and is upset but DDP smiles wide at him. He tells Muta he's on his way to talk to Commissioner Heenan about a match with Muta, a little payback for DDP's elimination in the final moments of Double Trouble part One's battle royal. Muta spits green mist in DDP's face and it gets all over Page's teeth. DDP staggers off sputtering.

El Gigante (0) vs. Gillberg (0) w/ Stevie Richards:[/color] Gillberg starts the match by screaming and pounding his chest before bum rushing El Gigante. Gigante nimbly (HA!) grabs Gillberg by the throat and tosses him across the ring. El Gigante releases his recent frustrations on Gillberg before putting him down with a chokeslam. Stevie Richards fishes Gillberg out of the ring before more damage can be done. Winner: El Gigante

Living Large for the Lord Impostor #2 (0) vs. Hillbilly Jim (0):[/color] Hillbilly Jim looks at #2 as if he were trying to use telepathy to find out who the masked man actually is. He then hits with a headbutt and a bodyslam. While trying to rip the mask off #2's head, #2 smacks Jim with a forearm. #2 follows up with a string of rough moves before putting Jim away with a delayed backbreaker. Winner: The Living Large for the Lord Impostor #2

Dynamite Interview: "Mean" Gene conducts an interview with Dynamite Kid via satellite. Dynamite says that he'll be back soon when his back heals up. He says he's going to take O'Haire's belt and dismantle the Devil's Advocates, alone if he has to.

The Great Muta (2) vs. Gangrel (2) w/ Luna Vachon:[/color] After missing a power elbow, Gangrel tries for a double arm suplex and pin. Muta is tossed into the ropes and both men clothesline each other. Muta gets up first and hits a face slam. A handspring elbow sends Gangrel to the floor. Muta slams Gangrel into the table but is distracted by Luna. Gangrel takes the opportunity to shove Muta into the post. A big brawl ensues and both men are nearly disqualified. Gangrel hits a Death Valley Driver on the inside and fails a pin. Muta is able to turn the tides with a headbutt and then lands a moonsault for the win. A green faced Dallas Page can be seen fuming on the ramp. Winner: The Great Muta

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Lazz walks out to a pink, flowery set and introduces the greatest BSW superstar, "Adorable" Adrian Adonis.

Adonis: Ah, Montana again? I keep forgetting I'm with the BSW. Oh well, can't win them all. Anyway, today on the Flower Shop, I have a guest that has been the main slice in a controversy sandwich. Eddie Guerrero....

Eddie Guerrero walks in alone.

Adonis: Ah, Senior Guerrero. You may have these peon fans fooled but it takes more to fool the "Adorable One". You've been pretty busy since you came into the BSW, giving Rob Van Dam a hazing. Then El Gigante is attacked after you offered him membership in some imaginary club. Commissioner Heenan blames RVD and fires him. Then you focus on Dynamite Kid who is now out with an injury. Seems like anyone who is after Sean O'Haire's Heavyweight Championship fall into misfortune... that is... except you.....

All through Adrian's soliloquy, Eddie Guerrero nods and smiles like he agrees with pretty much everything Adonis is saying. He perks up when Adonis spits out his vague accusation.

Eddie: Let me get a word in, holmes. This is an interview show right? It's not an episode of the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew. Who do you think you are, man.... Hillbilly Jim?

Adonis is flustered.

Eddie: Rob Van Dam was an unfortunate accident. I liked the guy. He was an idiot and it was easy getting in his empty head. Now he's gone and it's one less step I have to climb. It isn't my fault he can't keep his hands to himself. Dynamite Kid? That guy's a little to serious for me. I think he got himself hurt. Had nothing to do with that.

Adonis: How can anybody trust what you say?

Eddie: Does it look like I really care? I'm not here to make friends, holmes.

Eddie moves a little closer to Adonis. Jack Faggart and Lazz move a step closer to Eddie. Then Los Dos Malvidos Diablos join Eddie on stage.

Eddie: Like I said, not here to make friends but sometimes some things just clique.

Eddie and Los Dos Malivdos Diablos leave the Flower Shop as Adrian Adonis and his two men wrap the show up to a hearty course of boos.

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Legendary Promoters Presents....

****day Night
September 22, 2008
Sun Valley Resort, Sun Valley Idaho

Announcer's Welcome: "Mean" Gene Okerlund and Grant "Throwing Toaster" Baccioco welcome the television audience. Gene mentions that at the end of the program, there will be a full lineup for the next BSW big event.

Gillberg (0) vs. Savage-T (0)[/color] This is a long one folks. Moves are either missed or shrugged off and the match goes back and forth all the way to the end. Near the end, Gillberg fails a Jackhammer before finding himself in a figure four leglock. Gillberg misses a spear after both men are nearly counted out on the outside. After a failed pin from Savage-T, the match times out. Winner: Time Limit Draw

Savage Championship Match
Sandman (0) vs. Al Snow w/ Head (1)[/color] Al Snow decides to take a shot at the 24/7 rules in the locker room. He sets up a table after two snowplows and a superkick. He tries for a suplex on the table but Sandman reverses it. Sandman then grabs his Singapore cane out of his pack and chookes Al with it before dropping him with a White Russian Leg Sweep for the win. Winner: Sandman

Hillbilly Jim (1) vs. Living Large for the Lord Imposter #1 (0)[/color] Hillbilly Jim sizes up the imposter by offering a handshake. The Imposter grabs Jim by the hand and flings him into the turnbuckle. A short match ends with a powerslam. Winner: Imposter #1

Giant Unleashed: El Gigante is talking to Sean O'Haire about Eddie Guerrero and the interview on the Flower Shop. O'Haire is convinced that Guerrero has been playing everybody for suckers and tells El Gigante that the Diablos can wait for now. El Gigante is ordered to tear Eddie Guerrero up tonight.

Big Bully Busick (2) vs. Bunkhouse Buck (3)[/color] A hard hitting match, the two men spend a long time battering each other. After escaping an abdominal stretch with a closed fist, Buck nearly has Busick submit with the Fuller Leg Lock. The match eventually spills ot the floor where Busick hits a butterfly suplex on the concrete. He rolls Buck back in, hits with the Bully Blaster and scores the pinfall. Winner: Big Bully Busick

Hillbilly Aftermath: Hillbilly Jim can be seen in the back with Uncle Elmer, Jerry Blackwell, and Brother Love. He's telling them something important, waving his arms, making punching movements, and other gestures. This time the others are listening to him closely.

"Exotic" Adrian Street w/ Lazz vs. J.D. Michaels w/ April Hunter [/color] Street attempts a pin after Michaels misses a flying knee drop. Street dominates for a while before slapping on the London Bridge Leglock. J.D. reaches the ropes and then manages a comeback with a back elbow smash. Both men rebound off the ropes and hit with a double clothesline but a wobbly Michaels gets up first. Street rolls out of the ring and J.D. attempts to follow him but takes a Europpean Uppercut through the ropes. Street then drops J.D. with a flying crucafix for the win. Winner: Adrian Street

The Great Kabuki (0) vs. Stevie Richards (0)[/color] The match starts with a missed mystic spin from Kabuki and a missed running elbow from Richards. Kabuki slaps on a nerve hold and Richards immediatley taps out. Winner: The Great Kabuki

Cat Fight Averted: Misty Blue Simmes and Blue Meanie are chatting in the back when Lita interjects herself. She mentions that she won one of the fatal fourways and Misty Blue won one of them as well. There needs to be some sort of a tie breaker. Misty Blue agrees and then Lita pie faces her before leaving. Blue Meanie grabs Misty Blue before she can run after Lita.

Movie Maniacs (Super Leather 1 and Jason the Terrible 1) vs. Los Dos Malvidos Diablos (Halloween 1 and Damien 1):[/color] Damien and Halloween double team Jason early. He takes several dropkicks before he can tag out to Super Leather. Leather works on the neck and Damien tags to Halloween who hits Leather with a corkscrew. Jason makes a pin save and the match goes to hell. The referee does his best to figure things out. Leather hits Halloween with a chair on the outside and the referee ends up counting the Diablos out. Winner: The Movie Maniacs

Beefcaked: Brutus Beefcake approaches Greg Valentine in the locker room who is shining up his Landmark title. He congratulates Valentine who barely acknowledges Beefcake. Brutus then slumps and goes to leave. He then turns around and says that Greg's treatment of him recently is going to come back to haunt him. "It's a dangerous game when there's nobody there watching your back."

Eddie Guerrero w/ Lita (0) vs. El Gigante w/ Gangrel(1)[/color] El Gigante starts the match by missing a big boot. Eddie lands a few dropkicks to the knee which stagger El Gigante to the corner. Eddie hits El Gigante witha flurry of moves and one high dropkick from the top turnbuckle sends El Gigante careening over the top rope. Eddie then lands a splash off the apron and El Gigante barely gets back in the ring with the help of Gangrel. More knee dropkicks from Eddie and Gangrel tries to interfere but smacks El Gigante with a chair instead of Eddie. Eddie then lands a frog splash for the win. Gangrel is shocked. Winner: Eddie Guerrero

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Next show:

Twenty Man Bunkhouse Battle Royal
Lita vs. Misty Blue Simmes (Lumberjill Match)
El Gigante vs. Los Dos Malvidos Diablos (handicap Match)
Greg Valentine vs. Adrian Street w/ Lazz (Landmark Title Rematch)
Living Large for the Lord Impostors vs. Living Large for the Lord w/ Brother Love (Tag Team Title Match)
Diamond Dallas Page vs. The Great Muta
Sean O'Haire vs. Eddie Guerrero (BSW Heavyweight Title Match)

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Signs seen at recent Big Sky Events:

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Legendary Promoters Presents....

Big Show
September 26, 2008
Coeur D'Alene Casino Resort Hotel, Worley Idaho

Announcer's Welcome: "Mean" Gene Okerlund and Grant "Throwing Toaster" Baccioco welcome the television audience. Grant seems pretty excited about tonights Battle Royal.

Lumberjill Match
Misty Blue Simmes (2) vs Lita (3)[/color] The ring is surrounded by women wrestlers (four to be exact, one on each side, April Hunter, Tai Weed, Jazz, and Luna Vachon). The two competitors start the match by blocking and dodging each others moves. Lita then lands two Russian leg sweeps, a moonsault, and a spear. Lita then hits a flying cross body block but Misy Blue rolls through and goes for a pin. Lita is then tossed to the floor where she is wailed on by Luna. After she is rolled back in, Misty Blue goes for another pin. Misty Blue hits with a superfly splash, tries another pin and then puts on the Old Glory Sleeper. Lita manages to get to the ropes before being thrown to the floor again. Tai Weed and April Hunter both get a bit of Lita before she's rolled back in. As the referee goes outside to break the melee up, Jazz comes in and hits Misty blue with a clothesline. Lita returns and after a few seconds of shaking off the cobwebs, she hits Misty Blue with a spear and then goes for a successful pin.Winner: Lita

Virgil's Last Stand: Virgil finds Sandman in the back and gets into an arguement with him. Sandman tells Virgil he's nothing around here and Virgil comes back hastely with the statment "I'm going to win this Bunkhouse Battle Royal". Sandman laughs and Virgil then says if he doesn't win it, Sandman will never see him in BSW again.

Handicap Match
El Gigante (2) vs Los Dos Malvidos Diablos (Halloween 1 and Damine 0)[/color]
Halloween starts as strong as can be expected but messes up when he tries to toss El Gigante in the ropes. El Gigante hits witha throat thrust and then a Gigante Claw. Damien is able to break the submission hold. Halloween is thrown into the turnbuckle an El Gigante follows in. Halloween manages to dodge the big man's splash. El Gigante teeters in the corner and Damien comes in and the Diablos hit with a double dropkick that sends the giant to the floor. Damien is officially tagged in and th two wait as El Gigante expends energy getting back into the ring. Damien goes for a dropkick but it is blocked. El Gigante misses a right hand and the Diablos hit with a shoulder block / school boy manuever. Damien goes for the pin but El Gigante kicks out powerfully. Gigante corners Damien and hits a clothesline. Halloween comes in and is tossed to the outside. Damien then taps out to the El Gigante Claw. Winner: El Gigante

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Bunkhouse Battle Royal[/color]

1) Savage-T (0) w/ silly string by Pampiro Firpo
2) Gillberg (1) w/ football helmet and pads by Sandman
3) Doink w/ rubber chicken (0) by Sandman
4) Gangrel (1) w/ Chalice by Super Leather
5) Pampiro Firpo (3) w/ chain by Virgil
6) Bunkhouse Buck (4) w/ spurs by Hillbilly Jim
7) Hillbilly Jim (4) w/ lucky horseshoe by Al Snow
8) Brooklyn Brawler (3) w/ old Dodger's bat by Jason the Terrible
9) Virgil (5) w/ will work for food sign by Jason the Terrible
10) The Great Kabuki (2) w/ nunchucks by Jason the Terrible
11) Big Bully Busick (3) w/ vintage billy club by Al Snow
12) Wolfman Farkus (4) w/ chain by Al Snow
13) Canadian Wildman (4) w/ chain by Sandman
14) Buck Zumhoff (8) w/ Boom box by Necro Butcher
15) Super Leather (8) w/ chainsaw by Al Snow
16) Al Snow (6) w/ Head by Adrian Adonis
17) Adrian Adonis (3) w/ large atomizer by Sandman
18) Sandman (6) w/ Singapore cane by Jason the Terrible
19) Jason the Terrible (5) w/ club by Necro Butcher
WINNER: Necro Butcher (4) w/ ring bell

Bunkhouse Battle Royal Highlights:
* Savage-T is eliminated after spraying Pampiro Firpo w/ silly string. Savage-T then dodged a wild chain punch and hit s auperkick but failed to eliminate Firpo. Firpo then hits Savage-T witha wild chain haymaker and Savage-T flies over the top ropes.
* Big Bully Busick and Doink take turns double teaming Sandman in the corner. Sandman makes a comeback with his cane and amnages to eliminate Doink who hits the floor hard.
* Gangrel is eliminated by Super Leather. He is mortified and can be heard screaming "what the hell are you doing!?!?! We're on the same team!"
* Snow hits Hilbilly Jim with Head but it has little effect. Jim grabs Snow and gorilla presses him. He goes to throw Snow to the floor but Al slips over Jim's back and delivers a superkick. Hillbilly Jim tumbles to the outside.
* Jason the Terrible goes on a rampage after being attacked by Brooklyn Brawler. He eliminates Brawler, Virgil, and Great Kabuki in a short span of time.
* The Wildboyz are eliminated simultaniously by Al Snow and Sandman.
* Necro Butcher easily eliminates an exhausted Buck Zumhoff who ties with Super Leather for having the most fatigue for the match (8 points apiece).
* Adrian Adonis re-enters the match after hiding on the floor for most of it. Sandman notices him and attacks but is nearly put to sleep with "Goodnight Irene". Both men topple over the ropes. Adonis hits the floor but Sandman holds on. Jason the Terrible lays a stomp to Sandman, eliminating him.
* Necro Butcher smacks Jason the Terrible with the ring bell, sending him to the floor to win the battle royal.

Diva Debut: Lita is talking to Eddie Guerrero in the back, helping him prepare for his title match tonight. Melina walks in and congratulates Lita on her win. She mentions that she had just been hired by Bobby Heenan to bolster a possiible women's division. L:ita isn't pleased but as Melina leaves, Eddie can be seen to have a pleased look on his face. Lita slaps him on the back of the head and he quickly apologizes for staring at Melina.

Landmark Championship Rematch
Greg Valentine (0) vs Adrian Street (0)[/color]
Adrian Street starts with a diving leg takedown but missies a slingshot. Valentine hits witha series of chops and quickly slaps on the figure four leglock for the win. The match was short and the fans aren't happy. Valentine doesn't care. Winner: Greg Valentine

Tag Team Championships
Living Large for the Lord Imposters (#1 0 and #2 0) vs Living Large for the Lord (Blackwell 0 and Elmer 1)[/color] Jerry Blackwell starts with an eye gouge but when Elmer is tagged in, Imposter #2 blocks and elbow smash and tags to Imposter #1. #1 is shoved into the turnbuckle and hit with a butt smash. Elmer goes for a turnbuckle splash but the Imposter dodges and then goes for the pin. Blackwell breaks the pin. Both men go to the outside and consult with Brother Love before Imposter #1 follows. Blackwell whips him into the rails. They double team the imposter while Brother Love distracts the referee. On the inside, Imposter #1 manages to tag out and Imposter #2 and Blackwell get in a shoving match. Blackwell gets the upper hand and brings Elmer back in for an Avalanche. Imposter #1 is blocked from breaking up the pin. Winner: Living Large for the Lord

New Champions

Imposters Revealed: The Imposters escape up the ramp but are met by Hillbilly Jim, wildly swinging a metal chair. It causes them to stop just long enough to be captured by Elmer and Blackwell. The two impostes are dragged to the ring at the commands of Brother Love. They are triple teamed by Elmer, Blackwell. and Hillbilly Jim and their masks are riped off to reveal:

"Earthquake" John Tenta and "Typhoon" Fred Ottman

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The Great Muta (2) vs. Diamond Dallas Page (2)[/color] Page takes offense early with an arm twist and shoulder rams. A discus lariat sends Muta to the floor. DDP comes off the apron with a dive but Muta spits on him. Muta then hits with a flying chop and a moonsault inside the ring. DDP then attempts a jawbreaker and fails and Muta fails to execute a face rake. The next few moments of the match have DDP and Muta countering each others moves, chestbreaker and punches from Page and a koppou kick from Muta. DDP hits the Diamond Dream and Muta kicks out of the pin. Muta later goes up for a deathjump but Page catches him. He hits another Diamond Dream, rolls Muta up and puts his feet ont he ropes for the win. DDP celebrates and then hits Muta with a Diamond Cutter before leaving the ring. Winner: Diamond Dallas Page

Be My Valentine: Greg Valentine is about to leave as he's attacked from behind. He is puit in a sleeper hold and knocked out. Brutus Beefcake, dressed in weird black and white stripes and messy face paint stands over him, yelling that he's going after the Landmark title.

Big Sky Heavyweight Championship
Sean O'Haire (0) vs. Eddie Guerrero (0) w/ Lita[/color]
Sean starts the match by missing a suplex and finds himself in a Gory Special. Sean reaches the ropes and Eddie doesn't let go of the hold until it's almost too late. He tells the referee he's playing by the rules and to leave him alone. Eddie then leaps at Sean whose in the turnbuckle. O'Haire manages to counter with a belly to belly suplex. Eddie is tossed to the floor and follows but decides to badmouth Lita instead of going after Eddie. Eddie dropkicks Sean into the post. Sean is rolled back into the ring and Eddie hits the Frog Splash for the win. Winner: Eddie Guerrero

New Champion

Frazzled O'Haire: O'Haire is extremely upset and complains of a fast count. He bullies the referee before grabbing a microphone. O'Haire wants a rematch with a worthwhile referee. It can be a special guest referee match and he trusts Commissioner Bobby Heenan to hand choose a referee for the match, one that can be impartial and one that "know his ass from a hole in the ground".