Wrestling Is Fun!

[bookerbill]

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[maddog1981]

Wrestling Is Fun! House Show: 6/6/2014

live from Reading, PA

Juan Francisco de Coronado d. Hydra w/ the Coronado Clutch

Juan Francisco de Coronado has his manservant Herbert grab the house mic. He reminds the fans to tune into the newest episode of WiF! this weekend. He's going to destroy that joke of a wrestler Dragon Dragon.

The Mysterious and Handsome Stranger d. Cedric the Hitman w/ the Flying Leg Drop

Pretty Peter Avalon and Ray Rosas come out as balloons fall from the ceiling. Avalon gets on the mic and says that the rest of the matches for tonight have been cancelled. It's now going to be PPRay's dance party. The lights start flashing on and off and techno music hits to huge boos from the fans. The Latvian Proud Oak and Lithuanian Snow Troll rush out and interrupt the party to big cheers from the fans.

PPRay d. Latvian Proud Oak and Lithuanian Snow Troll w/ the Marti-Knees
Drew Gulak d. Hallowicked w/ the Trailblazer

Jervis Cottonbelly comes out and tells the fans to hold on for just a moment. He rushes to the back and comes out with the chihuahua. Cottonbelly walks the chihuahua down to the ring and it chases Chuck Taylor around. The referee gets things under control and the bell rings. Taylor complains numerous times about the chihuahua in the early goings of the match.

Chuck Taylor d. Jervis Cottonbelly w/ a somersault suicide dive

Taylor rolls out of the ring and is stared down by a growling chihuahua. Taylor immediately starts to beg off but the chihuahua isn't having any of that. Taylor flees from the ringside area with a chihuahua hot on his heels.

Ultramantis Black d. Ethan Page w/ the Praying Mantis Bomb
assailANT, Fire Ant and Worker Ant d. Max Smashmaster, Blaster McMassive and Flex Rumblecrunch w/ the Ant Hill

Main Event:
Jaka d. Mister Touchdown w/ a Crazed Nerve Hold

Sidney Bakabella and the Devastation Corporation celebrate the victory over the bloody and fallen Mister Touchdown.

[maddog1981]

Wrestling Is Fun! Season 1 Episode 4: 6/8/2014

taped from Allentown, PA

assailANT and Fire Ant d. Gentleman's Club w/ the Beach Break

Jervis Cottonbelly and the chihuahua appeared at ringside. Taylor got one look at the chihuahua and bolted to the backstage area. Drew Gulak was confused by what was going on and Fire Ant used the confusion to hit the Beach Break for the victory.

Kobald d. ACH w/ the Demon's Toilet

Pretty Peter Avalon and Ray Rosas are on the street doing man on the street interviews. He asks several people if Incoherence stands a chance against PPRay. Everyone just has a confused look on their face and end up getting pummeled by Avalon and Rosas.

Max Smashmaster and Blaster McMassive d. The Throwbacks w/ the Devastation Beatdown

Mister Touchdown went for the Extra Point but got tripped up by Jaka who appeared at ringside. After the match Max held Mister Touchdown while Blaster McMassive and Jaka pummeled him with fists and boots. Dasher Hatfield grabbed a chair at ringside and cleared the ring. Dasher grabbed the house mic and challenged any member of Devastation Corporation to face him next week.

Main Event:
Banana Championship Tournament:
Juan Francisco de Coronado d. Dragon Dragon w/ the Coronado Clutch

Leonard F. Chikarason and Bryce Remsberg are in the Event Center. The first semi-final match is set in stone as The Mysterious and Handsome Stranger will be facing off with Juan Francisco de Coronado. That match up is a real mouth full. Next week it's going to be Fire Ant vs. Chuck Taylor in the Banana Championship Tournament. Also on the card will be Dasher Hatfield vs. Jaka, Blaster McMassive and Flex Rumblecrunch vs. assailANT and Worker Ant and Oleg the Usurper vs. Hydra. It's going to be a Devastation Corporation showcase. See you next week.

[maddog1981]

Wrestling Is Fun! Update: 6/9/2014

Jervis Cottonbelly has prepared himself a nice pot of tea and a tray of crumpets. He takes a big sip of tea and grabs a book. Suddenly an arm holding a big heavy candle appear and smacks Jervis in the head with it.

Cottonbelly: Going down...

Cottonbelly hits the floor completely out cold. Pretty Peter Avalon walks out and picks up the 24/7 Hardcore belt.

Avalon: Where did they get this thing? A trash can?

Avalon turns and is face to face with Blaster McMassive. He screams like a girl and just hands McMassive the belt. McMassive turns to walk away but sees the crumpets. He stuffs the crumpets in his tights, chugs the pot of tea and then happily walks away.

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I've really been enjoying reading this, dude.

[maddog1981]

Wrestling Is Fun! Season 1 Episode 5: 6/15/2014

taped from Allentown, PA

Pretty Peter Avalon and Ray Rosas open up the show. Avalon says that they'll be DJing for tonight's show. Avalon says it's time to get this party started and techno music starts playing.

Oleg the Usurper d. Hydra w/ 'Off With His Head'

Chuck Taylor is backstage. Tonight is his chance to move forward in the tournament for that stupid belt that looks like a banana. He's going to win that belt and Jervis Cottonbelly and that rat aren't going to stand in his way.

Blaster McMassive and Flex Rumblecrunch d. assailANT and Worker Ant w/ the Black Hole Slam

Pretty Peter Avalon and Ray Rosas are still DJing the event when Frightmare and Hallowicked attack them. The crowd cheers loudly as Hallowicked slams Avalon into the DJ equipment. Avalon and Rosas retreat to the back with Incoherence hot in pursuit.

Dasher Hatfield d. Jaka w/ the Grandslam

Max Smashmaster and Flex Rumblecrunch hit the ring. They double team Dasher in the corner and pummel him with forearms and fists. Flex stomps Dasher until he falls to the mat. Max chokes Dasher with his boot. Mister Touchdown slides into the ring with a chair and chases the Devastation Corporation away.

Main Event:
Banana Championship Tournament:
Fire Ant d. Chuck Taylor w/ the Beach Break

Leonard F. Chikarason is in the Event Center. 3 of the 4 semi-finals spots have been determined. Next week Kobald takes on Hallowicked for the final semi-final in this tournament. Also on the card will be The Estonian Thunderfrog vs. Drew Gulak, PPRay vs. Fire Ant and assailANT and Ethan Page vs. Jervis Cottonbelly. See you then!

[bookerbill]

Enjoying this fed

[maddog1981]

Thanks. I'm really enjoying it. I love that I can just let loose and do whatever weird thing that I want to.

[maddog1981]

Wrestling Is Fun! Season 1 Episode 6: 6/22/2014

taped from Allentown, PA

Ethan Page d. Jervis Cottonbelly w/ the Headshot Cutter

Sidney Bakabella leads Jaka to the ring. He says that this tournament is missing the best singles wrestler in WiF! in Jaka. No one can beat him inside of the ring. That's why he wants to take this opportunity to challenge whoever wins the Banana Championship to put that belt on the line against Jaka.

assailANT and Fire Ant d. PPRay w/ the Beach Break

Frightmare and Hallowicked hit the ring. They go right after Pretty Peter Avalon and Ray Rosas as the Colony exit the ring. Hallowicked ties Avalon up in the ropes and lays into him with some big right hands while Frightmare catches Ray Rosas with a headscissors and then hits a suicide dive outside of the ring.

Estonian Thunderfrog d. Drew Gulak w/ the Froggy Splash

The Throwbacks are backstage. Dasher Hatfield reminds Bakabella that he beat Jaka right here on last week's episode. If he wants to meet up again to settle that No. 1 Contender spot then he'd be more than happy to do it.

Main Event:
Banana Championship Tournament:
Kobald d. Hallowicked w/ the Crash Thunder Buster

Leonard F. Chikarason is in the Event Center. The semi-finals of the Banana Championship Tournament are set. It's going to be:

The Mysterious and Handsome Stranger vs. Juan Francisco de Coronado
Fire Ant vs. Kobald

The tournament continues next week. Also on the card will be Incoherence vs. PPRay, Oleg the Usurper vs. Mister Touchdown and Jaka vs. Hydra. See you next week!