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Post by TTX on Sept 10, 2018 8:34:03 GMT -5
Really liking the Old World Order. Always enjoy my guy Rusty Brooks winning and nice wins by the Mongols and Iron Mike as well.
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Post by Bri on Sept 11, 2018 15:41:13 GMT -5
Hey Kat Rana! All is right in the world when HBWA & FPW are in action: Poor Mike Graham - I got so nervous when I saw him defenseless in his bed. Then I got really nervous when Scott Casey closed the blinds of his room. Will Mike Graham ever be the same? Does Scott Casey live with and or is aligned with Hillbilly Jim in some sort of weird stable that could be called Deliverance? Not sure if I'm more afraid of Deliverance or the sepia toned savagery of The Old World Order - completely brilliant by the way! Awesome to see Chest, Son & Son win - but Al Snow & head got cheated, just not sure how yet. Very glad you are back! |
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Post by cruefan68 on Sept 12, 2018 17:23:08 GMT -5
Oh My God! Brad Armstrong turns on The Chests and the Armstrong clan to join the OWO - Olde World Order! Who would have thunk it! That group picture is epic, though. So great to see FPW back but I must say I am worried for the future of The Chests. How will "Chesty" Bob Armstrong handle this ultimate betrayal by his "chestless" son? What will become of "Chesty" Mike Graham who is trapped in a hospital room with "Cowboy" Scott Casey? The poor man's jaw is wired shut and he is trapped alone with a creepy predator! These are questions that I need answered. The Chests are my all-time favorite tag team and knowing that they are mired in such a dire predicament has me truly worried. Somebody get my meds this is going to be a rough ride and a true test of my Chests fandom    |
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Post by Kat Rana on Sept 13, 2018 1:52:32 GMT -5
Good day to you, Pariah, TTX, Bri and @cruefan. Thank you fellow promoters for your support. I fear we are going to need the backing of all the good folk of the world if we are to wrench this federation from the grasp of those 'sepia toned savages' the OWO, and reclaim the gimmicky, tragi-comedic FPW that we all know and (some) love. The Olde World Order are running riot in the FPW locker room at present, putting people in front chanceries and arm locks, disposing of every item or prop that they deem too gimmicky. The bright lighting and music has gone, and everything backstage is sepia toned.... With Mike Graham encased in plaster and vulnerable, Bob Armstrong shocked and hurt by his son's betrayal and Cowboy Scott Casey taking advantage of the situation, who will stand up for FPW? At least, as TTX noted, Rusty Brooks scraped a victory so perhaps he could be the one? |
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Post by Bri on Sept 13, 2018 6:33:37 GMT -5
Good day to you, Pariah, TTX, Bri and @cruefan. Thank you fellow promoters for your support. I fear we are going to need the backing of all the good folk of the world if we are to wrench this federation from the grasp of those 'sepia toned savages' the OWO, and reclaim the gimmicky, tragi-comedic FPW that we all know and (some) love. The Olde World Order are running riot in the FPW locker room at present, putting people in front chanceries and arm locks, disposing of every item or prop that they deem too gimmicky. The bright lighting and music has gone, and everything backstage is sepia toned.... With Mike Graham encased in plaster and vulnerable, Bob Armstrong shocked and hurt by his son's betrayal and Cowboy Scott Casey taking advantage of the situation, who will stand up for FPW? At least, as TTX noted, Rusty Brooks scraped a victory so perhaps he could be the one? Morning/Almost afternoon Kat Rana! "Everything backstage is sepia toned" - That's awesome. It's like a plague has hit the FPW. The OWO must be stopped, but by who? "In Brooks We Trust?" Maybe, I don't know. We're going need a savior...and more medication, this is going to be a rough ride. Absolutely Briliant!! |
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Post by TTX on Sept 13, 2018 6:35:21 GMT -5
Never doubt the power of "The Real American" Rusty Brooks.
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Post by Bri on Sept 13, 2018 6:51:01 GMT -5
Never doubt the power of "The Real American" Rusty Brooks. You know the more I think of it, I can see him leading the charge. But he's gonna need help, there's just too many of them. |
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Post by joebreakdown on Sept 13, 2018 6:59:58 GMT -5
Personally, I'd like to see the unholy alliance of Larry Sharpe, Mr X and The Spellbinder take it to those zoetrope wielding, greased up cheatin', gimmick eatin', turn of the Century miscreants! There are some other characters who need to step up to the plate if they want to remain a part of FP-Dub- I'm talking about Kendrick, Landell, 'Good Old Fashioned Lobverboy' Frank Dalton, 'The Body' Costa and The Dads.
Do I know what happens next? Not entirely, although I do know things are likely to get worse before they get better!
Let's hope Bullet Bob hits the iron down at Armstrong Electric Avenue and that Mike Graham disposes of that (never drew a dime)store Cowboy Scott Casey so he can rejoin his brother in Chest to take the fight to young Bradley and Generation Aged.
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Post by Bri on Sept 13, 2018 7:11:57 GMT -5
Personally, I'd like to see the unholy alliance of Larry Sharpe, Mr X and The Spellbinder take it to those zoetrope wielding, greased up cheatin', gimmick eatin', turn of the Century miscreants! There are some other characters who need to step up to the plate if they want to remain a part of FP-Dub- I'm talking about Kendrick, Landell, 'Good Old Fashioned Lobverboy' Frank Dalton, 'The Body' Costa and The Dads. Do I know what happens next? Not entirely, although I do know things are likely to get worse before they get better! Let's hope Bullet Bob hits the iron down at Armstrong Electric Avenue and that Mike Graham disposes of that (never drew a dime)store Cowboy Scott Casey so he can rejoin his brother in Chest to take the fight to young Bradley and Generation Aged. Generation Aged - More awesomeness. The In Brooks We Trust Movement has begun!! I hope the coffee weilding Bruiser The Body Costa helps put the plague out of business! |
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Post by joebreakdown on Oct 13, 2018 12:01:10 GMT -5
H.B.W.A Presents: Late Night Wrestling H.B.W.A: VICE
Studio Television Broadcast
Hosted by 'Precious' Paul Torissi , & Buddy Colt HBWA Owner Don Johnson and his good pal Philip Michael Thomas strut their way to ringside amid a sea of flashing lights and pounding 80s beats. The crowd, waving day-glo sticks and decked out in cut off tees, neon coloured sunglasses and rolled up suit jackets are lapping it up! Johnson takes the mic and welcomes everyone to... Johnson: "Happy New Year everybody! We're gonna party like it's 1985 because it is 1985!! Tell 'em, Tubbs!"
Thomas: "It's 1985 Don, I mean 'Crockett."
Johnson: "That's right, slick man! And that mean's we are right in the middle of a wrestling war and it's all going on in our little corner of the wrestle World with HBWA- VICE! So it's light, camera, ACTION for another night of hot n sweaty muscled up, action! Are you ready, Tubbs?
Johnson: "I'm ready, player!"
Johnson: "Then let's get straight to the first match up!"  Is it Crockett and Tubbs, or Johnson and Thomas? What we do know is that is apparently 1985, ,even though we've never been sure what year it is...1. It may be 1985, but The Love Brothers are firmly stuck in 1967 and along with their Manager/Yogi/Guru/Master Mike Love, they are once again indulging in some 'transcendental meditation' at the expense of SD Jones and Chavo Pequeno. The Love Bros (Reginald & Hartford) are one of the top teams in HB-Dubya and they make short work of their foes tonight, with the contest coming to a close after a matter of minutes, despite a hot comeback from the durable Jones. A double slam on Pequeno brings the victory. After the match, as Jones is hurled from the ring, Mike Loves draws a chalk pentagram around the felled Pequeno as his charges begin to chant silently...Winners: Love BrothersBackstage, Don Johnson is in his office on a large cordless phone. We can pick up half of the conversation:"Yes, I understand....no, not at all. It's my company, remember?.....Yes, I know he was.....oh you do, do ya? Well, I tell you what? It's going to be me n Tubbs and a team of my choosing against you and your Midnight Express....you better be!...Next week? You got it, brother!" Crockett- put that gun down, ya psycho!2. Up next, former Heavyweight Champion John Tolos is looking impressive against 'The Birdman' Koko B. Ware, who is accompanied as always by his pet macaw, Frankie. Ware flaps his arms about a bit and shuffles from foot to foot, peppering Tolos with lefts and rights, frustrating the veteran from Hamilton, Ontario. Tolos capitalizes on a missed drop kick and punishes the hapless Ware, finally crushing him with a knee drop. Frankie covers his eyes with one of his wings at ringside, seemingly too afraid to watch his friend get dominated. An impressive victory for Tolos, who is looking to get back in the title picture really soon.Winner: John Tolos
Backstage, there's a party going on in the dressing room as recently crowned Tag Team Champions, the Wyld Studz (Randy Rose & Marty Jannetty) are hanging out with half a dozen bikini models. The boom box is blaring out The Warrior by Scandal and the boys have clearly enjoyed a beer or three. In the corner, former HBWA star Rob Van Dam is perched, legs akimbo over two fold-out chairs. A plume of smoke surrounds him. Suddenly the door crashes open in the music comes to a halt, Hawk and Animal of the Road Warriors burst in and they look p*ssed!Hawk: "Hey babies! We want our rematch and we want it right here, RIGHT NOW!"
Jannetty: "Woah brother, take it easy! Can't you see we're having a party and y'all invited!"Animal: "We're not interested in partying, we want our titles back!"Rose: "Tell ya what? You come and chill out with us tonight, have a beer and a good time and next week, we'll give you your rematch. Come on girls, make room for two more!"Hawk: "Weeellll, I guess ONE beer wouldn't hurt, would it Animal?"Animal: "Grrr, Hawk- you know how I feel about this.."Hawk (Already popping the top on a cold one:) "Boys, let's PART-TAY!!"Jannetty: "Right on, brother!" Some babes- last seen egging on the keg-chugging Road Warrior Hawk...3. Hog Waller native, Cousin Luke slam-dances his way to the ring, with his foul-smelling, filthy pet bear Victor lurching behind him as usual. The poor, wretched animal has seen better days and I wouldn't be surprised is authorities step in soon to save him from the clearly incapable Luke. Luke's opponent tonight is the formidable Hillbilly Jim who has terrrorised the curtain jerkers of HBWA ever since he disbanded his happy-go-lucky biker gang, 'Hill's Angels.' Tonight, Jim is accompanied to the ring by a small druid-like figure, decked in ceremonial robes, his head covered by a hood. The match is a short but brutal one as Hillbilly dismantles his simple-minded, bare footed opponent. Jim finishes off Luke with a big boot and a big splash. After the three count, the druid enters the ring and scales the turnbuckle. He mounts the top and drops his hood....it's Jake Milliman, but he appears to be under a spell! His eyes are red and his face is white. His his head is shaved except for a rat's tail and a large cross is painted on his forehead. The former 'Milkman' dives off the top and lands a heavy headbutt on to poor Luke. The crowd are stunned, then alarmed as suddenly at ringside, Victor breaks free from his rusty shackles and makes a dash for the ring. Hillbilly roles out of the ring and rushes down the entrance ramp, but druid Milliman is trapped. Milliman tries some 'druid magic' and attempts to put a hex on the bear, but it obviously doesn't work. Victor swings and Milliman, but he misses as Milliman roles out of the way. Officials rush to ringside to try and calm the crowd down. One state trooper appears to have a dart gun. He takes aim....Victor lunges forward...POP! A silent dart flies 10 metres across the ring, missing Victor but not poor Jake Milliman! Milliman, staggers, stumbles and crashes head first to the canvas. He's out cold. Victor calmly lurches towards him and sniffs him, before rolling over and farting violently. Thankfully, Luke is up and he manages to corral Victor to the outside as the medical team check on Milliman. What a spectacle!Winner: Hillbilly Jim4. Nothing can possibly follow that clusterf*ck of a match, but somebody has to and thankfully it's someone good. Terry Gordy is a monster and he completely obliterates lanky Texan, Sam Houston. Houston has some fire, but he's no match for the mean Gordy, who hits a Bamm Bamm Slam followed by an Oriental Spike to claim the victory. After the match, Gordy takes the mic and challenges the winner of next week's Heavyweight Title match between Champion Harley Race and challenger 'Exotic' Adrian Street. Now that's a mouth-watering proposition!Winner: Terry Gordy
 Terry Gordy- wants that title!Talking of title matches, 'Exotic' Adrian Street is shown in a recorded clip from his ranch. Accompanied as always by Miss Linda, he has these words for Haley Race:
Adrian Street: He's never been more ready! 5. The Fabulous Ones ( Stan Lane & Bruiser Brody) strut to the ring to the tune of ZZ Top's ' Sharp Dressed Man,' and man, don't they look good? In matching gold tail coats, white gloves, black top hats, chaps and canes, the pair look every inch 'men of the 80s.' Tonight, they take on the rough and ready Vachon brothers ( Mad Dog & Butcher) Two tag teams who always give it their all, The Fabs and The Vachons don't disappoint. Mad Dog lives up to his name as he terrorises Lane, before Brody makes the hot tag and pounds on both Vachons with gay abandon. Bucther finds himself trapped in the wrong side of town and a drop toe hold into an elbow gets the victory. The Vachons are disgruntled as the Fabulous Ones do the 'Fargo Strut' in time to their music. All the girls scream as their heroes play up to the crowd. A big victory for Lane and Brody. A big, victory. Winners: Fabulous Ones6. Some still can't believe that Tugboat Taylor is the Television Champion, but he is and tonight he takes on the diminutive Bill Dundee. Dundee has a grudge against Tug's son, Chaz Taylor who is on commentary for this match up. Dundee stalls and mocks his larger opponent, wiggling his hips and shaking his butt as the crowd boo and shout obscenities at him Tug is angry and Dundee takes advantage, rolling up the big man with a handful of tights for a near fall. Dundee seemingly has Taylor beat and starts baiting Chaz at ringside. Chaz gets hot and leaves the commentary table, distracting Dundee who walks straight into a big elbow. Tug hits the anchor drop and retains the title in what may be considered an upset. Bill Dundee looks disgusted as the Taylors celebrate in the centre of the ring. Winner: Tugboat Taylor (Television Champion) 7. The utterly hated Buff Bagwell battles someone who the crowd are utterly indifferent to, 'Leaping' Lanny Poffo, who is joined at ringside by his tag partner, the muscly Jim Powers. Poffo looks impressive as his supple offence confuses Bagwell, who seems more interested in flexing his pecks and kissing his guns early on. A cry of 'die Buffy, die!' rings out from the crowd which causes Bagwell to cover his ears. Poffo hits a dropkick and goes to scale the turnbuckle to hit the Sky Drop but Powers, wo appears to be posing for some girls at ringside 'accidentally' stumbles backwards and topples Poffo, who crashes to the canvas. Bagwell capitalises and hits the Buff Butt Blockbuster for the 1-2-3. Powers enters the ring and appears to be concerned for Poffo, but his concern is a complete fraud as he turns to Bagwell and smiles before hitting a leg drop on the already beaten Poffo. Bagwell and Powers hug before shaking their butts in unison as Buff's awful, egotistical music blares from the tinny P.A system. Have we seen the formation of a new Bubble Butts? Here's hoping we haven't! Winner: Buff Bagwell8. Tonight's Main Event sees the ludicrous (but surprisingly popular) Brutus Beefcake take on former Dream Team partner Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine. 'The Hammer' is always near the title picture and tonight he lays down a huge marker. As 'Beefer' struts and snips with his finger scissors, Valentine is all business. There's no slow start here as it's only a matter of minutes before Valentine has his opponent locked in the figure-four leg lock. Beefcake tries to fight it, but Valentine uses the ropes for leverage and cranks up the pressure. Beefcake winces before tapping furiously. Some at ringside think they have head the snapping of a tendon! Valentine eventually breaks the hold as Beefcake rolls around in agony. A dominating end to a topsy-turvy night of grunt n groan action! Winner: Greg Valentine
Next week:
Harley Race puts his title on the line against #1 Contender 'Exotic' Adrian Street, the Wyld Studz have appeared to agree to a rematch with the Road Warriors and Don Johnson & Anthony Michael Thomas look like they will be stepping into the squared circle as well, but against who?! (Actually, it's the Midnight Express and Cornette, clearly.) Join us next time and.... It's good to be back!!!Quick Results:
Love Bros over Jones & Pequeno
Tolos over Ware
Hillbilly Jim over Cousin Luke
Gordy over Houston
Fabulous Ones over The Vachons
Tugboat Taylor over Dundee (Television Title)
Bagwell over Poffo
Valentine over Beefcake
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