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Post by joebreakdown on Oct 21, 2015 6:21:19 GMT -5
 Welcome to Carnival Of Wrestling, a new rough 'n' tumble wrestling side show that will tour the United States and beyond! Carnival Of Wrestling aims to bring you wild n woolly action, unpredictable match ups, and carnage in and out of the ring! This will be more than a results based fed, this will chronicle the promotion's day to day struggles from it's inception right through to (hopefully) national acclaim! I already run three fed (two joint with my partner) but have stopped posting results on here as I wanted to come back with something different. I want to try and do something interactive and have been looking at various business models and randomisers to make this fed fun and challenging. The first thing I would like is help picking the first ten guys 'n' gals who will join Carnival Of Wrestling so vote if you can. I'd love for you all to be involved and i'll keep you updated on all the happenings as we will be pulling up our wagons in a show ground near YOU! Kindest regards,
Joe J Allen II |
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Post by joebreakdown on Oct 23, 2015 1:25:24 GMT -5
Thanks for the votes so far!
Some 'exciting' signing news today! Oh yeah!
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Post by joebreakdown on Oct 23, 2015 3:26:03 GMT -5
"Got Milk?" Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman joins C.O.W! Perennial journeyman and try hard, Jake Milliman has put pen to paper and joined the new Carnival Of Wrestling promotion, becoming the first name announced on the roster. The Milwaukee native and champion beard wearer has had this to say; "I'm delighted to be staring up at the lights for C.O.W. No matter who is in there with me, i'll try my hardest, but ultimately expect to be thrown across the Ring by my beard before laying down for the 1-2-3! If I pick up any victories, Mr Allen has promised to double my pay to $50 a match so I've certainly got some incentive!"
Promoter Joe J. Allen has promised that further signings will be announced over the next couple of days; "Further signing will be announced over the weekend. I'm very excited! my office has seen a revolving door of bad spandex, wool tights and beer guts over the last week. We've been thrashing out deals well into the early hours. I haven't slept in a long while. I'm glad to have Milliman on board as he's a proven veteran and I also here he's handy at putting the ring up." |
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Post by joebreakdown on Oct 23, 2015 4:28:45 GMT -5
Questionable ex Soviet signs with C.O.W! Confused 'Soviet' Boris Zhukov has signed with Carnival Of Wrestling. The smooth headed grappler, billed from the defunct Soviet Union is sure to strike fear into his opponents and fans at ringside! Zhukov has commented; "Sometimes I forget where I am from. The U.S.S.R was a pretty big place and even though the Red Power has diminished, I still have the singlet with the hammer and sickle on, so I think I might be Russian, or Lithuanian or Ukrainian but certainly not from Estonia or Latvia as they're surnames aren't like mine. Anyway it doesn't matter because C.O.W is my new home and...Я выиграю для Mr Putin!"
Promoter Joe J. Allen is delighted to have Boris on board; "To be frank, we were trying to sign Nikolai Volkoff but he wanted too much money and I couldn't understand him very well on the phone, but Boris will do the job and his English is really good!" |
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Post by joebreakdown on Oct 23, 2015 6:14:15 GMT -5
Hillbilly Grappler Inks Contract with C.O.W!
Celebrated scufflin' hillbilly Cousin Luke has to to an agreement with Carnival Of Wrestling! The burly Southerner was understandably in high spirits when we caught up with him; "Coming out of the wilderness literally and returning to the squared circle is a dream come true for ole' Luke! I'm really hoping to have a good run with C.O.W and show them that what I lack on suitable footwear, I sure make up for in the ring!"
Promoter Joe J. Allen added of Luke; "This promotion would not be complete without a guy in coveralls and a plaid shirt so I'm pleased to announce that Luke will be on our roster. |
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Post by dragon350 on Oct 23, 2015 16:30:02 GMT -5
Great start. I'm looking forward to seeing how this proceeds...
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Post by joebreakdown on Oct 24, 2015 4:29:06 GMT -5
Great start. I'm looking forward to seeing how this proceeds... Thank you! More announcements today and if you would like to suggest a talent for us to sign, please let me know! |
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Post by joebreakdown on Oct 24, 2015 14:40:26 GMT -5
The "Hawaiian Hammer" Signs for C.O.W! Carnival Of Wrestling are delighted to announce the signing of major international wrestling sensation, Don 'The Rock' Muraco. The Hawaiian native can't wait to conquer the competition in C.O.W; "There's no doubt about it, I am here to dominate and destroy everybody in my path, and seeing who has been announced so far, I'm pretty confident I could beat everybody whilst eating a meatball sub at the same time!"
Promoter Joe J. Allen is delighted with the capture of Muraco; "Finally the wrestling carnival can begin! I'm ecstatic to announce the signing of Don Muraco. Muraco is an A grade performer and the kind of guy one can build a whole promotion around."
More signings will be announced shortly- stay tuned!
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Post by joebreakdown on Oct 28, 2015 8:16:53 GMT -5
The 'Kentucky Gentleman' Arrives at the Carnival! Indy stand-out Chuck Taylor is the latest name to be announced for Carnival Of Wrestling. The Kentucky native has immediately set his sights on championship gold; "What in the heck is Carnival Of Wrestling?! I mean, have you seen the roster of talent, and I use the word 'talent' loosely! Promoter and gentleman Joe J. Allen has promised me title shots, money, fame and glory so I expect him to deliver on his promise!"
Joe J. Allen continues; "With Chuck Taylor, I believe we have the future of professional wrestling. Whether it be as a singles or tag competitor, I'm sure Taylor can excite our audiences across the globe (I just hope he hasn't read the small print in his contract...."
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Post by joebreakdown on Nov 2, 2015 5:56:09 GMT -5
The Sheepherders head up new C.O.W signings! Legendary tag team Luke Williams and Butch Miller, The Sheepherders headline the list of latest talent signings for Carnival Of Wrestling! Promoter Joe J. Allen made the exciting announcement this morning; "I am a huge fan of The Sheepherders and can't wait for them to excite the promotion with their off the wall and unpredictable tag team style! With our first event coming up, the card is starting to come together!"
And that's not all! Allen has announced a further three signings to the roster with the addition of tag specialist Marty Jannetty, German menace Fritz Von Goering and ladies champion Ida Mae Martinez!
With C.O.W's first event to take place this coming weekend, Joe J. Allen has promised to announce 12 more grapplers before the end of this week; "We've been in talks with a number of ladies and gentleman who want to complete for C.O.W- some of them will be with us for a while, some will be sticking around only temporarily. I have a surprise or two in store as well. Our first mega event in Biloxi will determine our first C.O.W singles, ladies and tag champions, so it promises to be an exciting and long show! Don't miss it!"
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