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Post by Pariah on Nov 24, 2015 21:25:18 GMT -5
 Upon hearing the name of his first round opponent, the 'Lunatic Fringe' becomes visibly upset. "Are you freaking kidding me? I mean... There's NO WAY this is for real, right? How is this even legal? You can't possibly expect me to fight a TALKING BEAR!! And one that wears a freaking bow tie, no less!" Someone comes forward and corrects the obvious misunderstanding. "Oh-ohhhhh... Bobo... I thought you said Boo-Boo... Well, THAT makes me feel a WHOLE LOT more comfortable with this particular situation... Heh... Hey, Bobo... Don't forget the pick-a-nick basket." |
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Post by TTX on Nov 24, 2015 21:33:46 GMT -5
Suddenly I have the urge to make the match a Picnic Basket Death Match.
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Post by Sickman on Nov 24, 2015 22:19:26 GMT -5
Suddenly I have the urge to make the match a Picnic Basket Death Match. Announcer: "Is that a head of lettuce? He just hit him with a head of lettuce!!" |
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Post by mj on Nov 24, 2015 23:41:37 GMT -5
"My Daddy was a coal miner, not a cliff diver. In my Daddy's world, real men settled their differences with the glove. In my world, real men settle things the same way. Snuka, are you a real man?" - Dutch Savage You and me ... We been down the road together... We held gold together brotha...but if this is the path that you choose... Man I am down with ya brotha....but after I hit you with that glove... Well your DADDY might feel it!!! |
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Post by Pariah on Nov 25, 2015 1:44:22 GMT -5
Suddenly I have the urge to make the match a Picnic Basket Death Match. Announcer: "Is that a head of lettuce? He just hit him with a head of lettuce!!" Lettuce... And bacon... And cheese... OH MY! I think the 'Lunatic Fringe' could get behind this idea... |
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Post by joebreakdown on Nov 25, 2015 3:00:56 GMT -5
John Tolos has had this to say:
"So I've got to face that glitter explosion Sandy Ravage. You better bring your A game, doll because I'm going to put your lights out! Isn't that right, brother Chris?"
Chris: "That's right, brother John!"
John: "And remember wrestling fans- there's only ONE way to spell wrestling and it's T-O-L-O-S!"
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Post by TTX on Nov 25, 2015 8:02:04 GMT -5
We're rocking and rolling, guys. Still have 24 more slots plus the mystery opponent for Nick Bockwinkle.
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Post by aceldamas on Nov 25, 2015 12:07:14 GMT -5
Upon hearing the name of his first round opponent, the 'Lunatic Fringe' becomes visibly upset.
"Are you freaking kidding me? I mean... There's NO WAY this is for real, right? How is this even legal? You can't possibly expect me to fight a TALKING BEAR!! And one that wears a freaking bow tie, no less!"
Someone comes forward and corrects the obvious misunderstanding.
"Oh-ohhhhh... Bobo... I thought you said Boo-Boo... Well, THAT makes me feel a WHOLE LOT more comfortable with this particular situation... Heh...
Hey, Bobo... Don't forget the pick-a-nick basket."
BOBO BRAZIL RESPONDS "Jon Moxley, you're popular with the fans today and you're very, very tough in the squared circle. Like my old enemy, The Sheik, I never know what you're going to do next. Talking bear? Ha, ha. You're a funny guy, Moxley. And speaking of picnic baskets, you better pack a lunch, because you're gonna be in for a long night." |
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Post by Pariah on Nov 25, 2015 13:29:24 GMT -5
Upon hearing the name of his first round opponent, the 'Lunatic Fringe' becomes visibly upset.
"Are you freaking kidding me? I mean... There's NO WAY this is for real, right? How is this even legal? You can't possibly expect me to fight a TALKING BEAR!! And one that wears a freaking bow tie, no less!"
Someone comes forward and corrects the obvious misunderstanding.
"Oh-ohhhhh... Bobo... I thought you said Boo-Boo... Well, THAT makes me feel a WHOLE LOT more comfortable with this particular situation... Heh...
Hey, Bobo... Don't forget the pick-a-nick basket."
BOBO BRAZIL RESPONDS "Jon Moxley, you're popular with the fans today and you're very, very tough in the squared circle. Like my old enemy, The Sheik, I never know what you're going to do next. Talking bear? Ha, ha. You're a funny guy, Moxley. And speaking of picnic baskets, you better pack a lunch, because you're gonna be in for a long night." A steet person sits on the curb, staring vacantly at the passing traffic. His hood is pulled up, concealing his face. In his hands, he holds a vintage G.I. Joe lunchbox. As he opens the lid, he lowers his hood in order to take a peek inside...
And it's not a street person at all...
Well, alright, it kinda still is...
But, it's also...
JON MOXLEY!
From the lunchbox, he pulls a ham sandwich and takes a large bite. He washes the morsel down with a swig from a Kool-Aid juice pack."Boo-Boo... My lunch is packed. And believe you me, I'm hoping for a loooooooooooong night... Because long nights are the best kind. If you think I'm a funny guy now, just wait for the punchline." He raises his hand and uses the sandwich to point straight ahead."I may be popular... And I'm certainly tough... And you can bet your own freaking lunch money that you'll NEVER know what I'm gonna do next." As if to emphasize this last point, he tightens his fist and squeezes the sandwich until it contents spill out."If you wanna go back and forth, Boo-Boo, that is totally fine with me. I can do this all day. But, first... I'm gonna go wash this crap off my hand." Without another word, Moxley stands up, turns his back and walks away. The lunchbox swinging freely from his clean hand. |
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Post by magnumta on Nov 25, 2015 15:26:45 GMT -5
Hello wrestling fans! This is Bill Apter from deep in the heart of LOW Country with a special interview with a real pro, George South about his upcoming match with BG James in the Legends Tournament Challenge.
BA: George, given your career win-loss record, how do you think you'll fare against BG James who by the way is stepping away from his tag-team career trying to win a tournament as a singles competitor?
GS: Well Bill, i'm sure i'll give him a good match and maybe, just maybe surprise him and the world by winning the match. Anyway I can.
BA: Thank you, George and good luck to you.
BA: There you have it folks, have a good night and see you at the matches!
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