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Post by cotguy130 on Jun 18, 2016 21:10:30 GMT -5
Heart of Dixie Episode 36 12.02.2000 from
- Opening - As Bischoff and Solie are welcoming the viewers, the entirety of The Cosmic Disaster makes their way to the ring and enter it. The Hangmen begin bullying the announcers, who finally drop their mics and leave the ring. Ultramantis Black retrieves one of them.
UMB: Keep booing and jeering if it makes you feel better. The lowliest among this group in the ring is as far above you as you are above a gnat.
Sullivan: I think you�re giving these cretins too much credit. Some of them aren�t as far above gnats as they should be.
UMB: Fair point, Kevin. Don�t worry, gnats, we aren�t going to take over the show. Why would we want this wretched excuse for pro wrestling? In time, though, it will be ours and that�s as much of a fact as you will ever hear anyone utter. A couple of weeks ago, I promised a title change would occur last week. It did not. However, I will not admit to making an error. The error was whatever HoD did that allowed Tyler Black to pull of the trickery he did last week. His performance last week was an impossible feat. My suspicion is that he was pumped full of some form of narcotic that prevented him from feeling any pain. Regardless, your heroes in HoD have shown their true colors and they are amongst the lowest of the low. Sabu should be the HoD champion, period. I give Tyler Black zero credit for keeping the title. Furthermore, I loathe even the perception that my prediction was in error. Therefore, I make another prediction, and this one will come true before the close of this show. A career will end. I won�t go so far as to say whose, but tonight will be the very last wrestling match for someone. The preferred target would be Tyler Black, but he�s such a pathetic coward there�s no way he will be present. The vengeance he deserves will be wrought on another. HoD, prepare to say goodbye to one of your favorite sons. Who knows? It could be Excalibur in the next match? The Link might just tear one of those skinny arms out of the socket.
Excalibur vs. Missing Link Missing Link defeated Excalibur with a Falling Head Butt Match Notes: Excalibur gave Link a fight, but ML was just too strong.
After the match, UMB came back out and stood over the fallen Excalibur.
UMB: Really? I hope none of you thought it was this loser. I'm still holding a grudge from the way he rejected me way back in the beginning, and one day, who knows what I will order done to you. Right now though, you are just too irrelevant to be bothered with. Now, BLKOUT is coming up next. One, or both, of them is a more likely candidate for elimination. Let's see, shall we?
Broken Souls vs. BLKOUT Ruckus defeated The Shard with a Disqualification Match Notes: BLKOUT win via DQ when the N-Words hit the ring as Ruckus is pinning The Shard. After order is restored, UMB returns again.
UMB: Acid Jaz and Bryce Benjamin, you are on notice. We don't want your help. Stay out of our matches.
Dymond: I will speak for both my men and tell you Mr. Creepy Little Bug that we don't give a rat's ass about 27 and The Shirt. We're after those posers, BLKOUT. Don't be including us in all your freaky-deeky cosmic crap.
UMB: You mortals don't get it. Listen, wench, our affairs are now everyone's affairs. There is us, and there is everybody else. That is the new law whether anyone likes it or not..
Jaz: Shut the hell up, Black.
With that, Broken Souls jumped The N-Words from behind. UMB grabbed Dymond by the hair and threw her into the turnbuckle. The Hangmen attacked BLKOUT outside the ring. Almost immediately, a security crew filled the ring and started pulling guys apart. UMB order a retreat. The N-Words and BLKOUT ended up in the ring together. They eyed each other a second, and then charged into one another. The security crew quickly returned for another separation. Neither Jaz nor Bryce noticed Dymond had fallen out of the ring and was lying on the floor. Crusher came down and had a medical team looking at her by the time Jaz got there. Crusher told BLKOUT to leave and they did grudgingly.
Crusher: Ultramantis Black, that's it. I don't want to see you or any member of your gang out here again until the main event. Then, I only want to see you, Sullivan, and Zoltan. If I see a hair on anybody else, I'm throwing the match out and giving the Experience the win. Believe me, that will stick, despite your big talk about who controls what. HoD is and always will be in control of it's own affairs.
Tommy End vs. Frightmare Frightmare defeated Tommy End with a Kneecolepsy Match Notes: Frightmare picks up a clean win over End much to the crowd's dismay. He came out alone and wrestled the match alone,.
- The Experience - Bischoff is with The Experience.
Bischoff: Scorpio Sky, it’s been a while since we talked to you last, and a lot had changed. I realize that “Hell Comes to Dixie” was a long time ago by wrestling standards, but that’s what led to tonight. What happened that evening?
Sky: Pete, Joey, and I beat down Tyler Black several times. He and The Fall beat us down a few times. Did we want it to hurt the other guy? Hell yea. Did we want to cripple the other guy? No. When Ultramantis came to us before that show and told us what he had done, we weren’t crazy about it, but we played along. Mantis is a devious guy, and more than anything, we just wanted to see what he was up to. We weren’t even going to go to the show, but he asked us to show up so as not to tip anyone off that there was something going on. At the time, as long as it involved us pulling one over on HoD, we were cool with it. Joey can tell the rest better than I can.
Joey: So we’re hanging around backstage when it starts to get really weird. They took Crusher out after those clowns did that number on him. By the way, in case anyone’s still interested, Mantis and the clowns were totally working together. Apter’s little investigation was a joke. All of these freaks that are suddenly with Mantis started banding together and trying to flex on everybody. They were def playing a strength in numbers thing. We got out of the way, not because we were worried about them, but we just didn’t feel like getting tangled up with them right then. We’re watching on the monitor and we see what’s going down after the main event.
Petey: I’m watching this go down, and I remembered the road trips with Tyler not that long ago. Ok, so I stabbed him in the back…not my finest hour, but I was mad at HoD and I was mad at Joey ‘cause I couldn’t beat him so I lashed out against HoD’s symbol. Never in darkest place would I ever want anything to happen to Tyler like I was seeing. I looked at them and said that this isn’t right.
Joey: I’d already decided the same thing, and was about to go myself when Pete spoke up. Nothing against Sky, but I was going whether he liked it or not.
Sky: I was getting pissed myself watching all this crap go down. As soon as Pete said what was on his mind, we jumped up and headed out. I told them to act like we’re playing along to get us closer. Joey handed out some hardware we passed on the way and the rest is history. We were told the next day by Apter that we were suspended, and that he had to honor it. Dude’s a chickenshit little prick if you ask us. We decided to make the best of it, so we spent some time at the beach, and then got with Crusher on how to move forward. That brings us to tonight. Ultramantis Black, you’ve done a very stupid thing. The Experience and The Fall together will be the end of The Cosmic Disaster.
Pete: You’re a disaster all right, but only to yourselves. Your speeches are already so old. “We will do this and we will do that.” Shut up. The only thing you will do is crawl away like the bug you are and wonder what happened to your master plan. Eric: Thank you again, gentlemen.
- No Disqualification - Madison Rayne vs. Laura Phoenix Madison Rayne defeated Laura Phoenix with a Swinging Neckbreaker Match Notes: Rayne continue her dominance over Phoenix. Michael Kai Rayne comes to the ring after the bell and begins berating Laura. He grabs her by the hair and looks as it he's about to strike her. Madison intervenes and MKR drops Phoenix. As Madison and MKR argue, Phoenix gets up and quickly removes the turnbuckle pad. She grabs Madison from behind and runs her into the exposed metal. Phoenix and MKR shake hands. Phoenix picks Rayne up and MKR hits her with the sun setter kick.
The Cosmic Disasters and Kevin Sullivan vs. Scorpio Sky, Petey Williams, and Joey Ryan Kevin Sullivan defeated Joey Ryan with a Double Foot Stomp Match Notes: A long match sees all 6 men matched up at some point. After Sullivan gets the pinfall, the ring fills up with the Cosmic Disaster who begin a savage beatdown of the Experience. Sky and Williams are dumped outside of the ring and Ryan is left in the ring.
UMB: Now, my prediction comes true!!
Sabu takes a chair to the top of the turnbuckle. As this is happening, help arrives, but the CD outside the ring hold them off. Sabu comes off the turnbuckle with the chair across Ryan's lower leg. UMB is holding the leg elevated. The sound could be heard three rows back, followed by Joey's scream. It was a compound break, with the bone coming through the skin. Additional reinforcements got through and into the ring, pulling UMB and his cohorts away from Ryan immediately. The fighting continued around him, however, Crusher came down with the medical team, but they couldn't get to Ryan. Eventually, the brawl made it's way away from the ring. Kevin Sullivan was in the ring, and he got a couple of stomps in to the already damaged leg before Tommy End pulled him off. Tommy dragged Sullivan out of the ring so the medical team could get to him. They were the last two at ringside. Sullivan threw End into the barricade and End went down. Sullivan went for his Double Foot Stomp off the apron but End rolled out of the way. The impact didn't effect Sullivan, but he was immediately speared from behind by a returning Jimmy Jacobs. Tommy End then climbed to the top of the turnbuckle and used his own Owari Death Foot Stomp to the floor on Sullivan. They drug Sullivan's body away from the ring as Ryan was tended to. Sky and Williams returned to check on their teammate as the ring announcer asked everyone to leave in an orderly fashion.
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Post by cotguy130 on Jun 19, 2016 14:37:25 GMT -5
House Show #15 12.08.2000 from
Shaun Ricker vs. George Gatton Shaun Ricker defeated George Gatton at Clothesline Match Notes: An unaccompanied Ricker picks up an easy win.
The Bravado Brothers vs. The Dark Menace Forces Harlem Bravado defeated DJ Hyde with a Gentleman's Agreement Match Notes: The unaccompanied DMF lose clean.
Acid Jazz PP 16 vs. Homicide Homicide defeated Acid Jazz PP 16 with a Da Gringo Killa Match Notes: Homicide used back-to-back Gringo Killas to get the win. B-Ryce broke up the pin after the first one, but then walked right into a fork shot from Homicide. B-Ryce then received DGK of his own. Homicide then used it a second time on Jaz for the win.
Havoc entered the ring for the next match with Madison Rayne.
RH: Have you guys seen The Dark Menace? We can't find him anywhere. It's hard to get payback on a coward who is always running away. Honestly, though, I'm over it. I will never get those 8 months back no matter what I do. All I can do now is live the rest of my life wisely and have fun where I can. For now, the funnest thing I can think of is still kicking the DMF's ass.
RR; Which isn't too hard.
RH: I know, right? Madison's beaten that Laura Phoenix chick all over the South. Sage has taken care of business.
At this point, Shaun Ricker came to the ring.
SR: You know, Havoc, you didn't lose 8 months. You may not remember them, but from what I hear, The Menace was damn good to you. Better than you deserve. He made you from a nobody into a somebody. Now, you're a nobody again.
RR; Where is your lord and master anyhow?
SR; He's my mentor and my friend.
Madison Rayne laughed out loud.
SR: What's so funny, skank?
Rocky Reynolds lunged at Ricker, but was stopped by Rex.
SR: Nice move, Rexy. If he'd gotten past you there wouldn't have been enough left for you to team with. Now, I asked you a question-
MR: Tomas Philsong only cares about Tomas Philsong. Drop the Dark Menace crap, please. He's not mentoring you, he's using you.
RH; Shaun, thanks for coming out, but we've got a match. Before you go, though, one thing. We've been working with HoD on how to settle this score with you guys. Crusher took a page from your buddy D.J.'s book. On this Saturday's show, the final battle begins. Havoc vs. Broken Souls The Shard defeated Rex Havoc with a Disqualification Match Notes: Havoc gets DQd when the match breaks down and Madison gets involved.
Missing Link vs. Donovan Dijak Donovan Dijak defeated Missing Link with a Disqualification Match Notes: ML is disqualified for using a chair. After the bell, Joey Daddiego gets hold off the chair and gives Link a series of shots to the head. Link shrugs them off and goes after Daddiego. Dijak cuts off Link who promptly retreats.
War Machine vs. Texas Hangmen This match ended in a draw (Double Disqualification) Match Notes: A DDQ results from the ref losing control of the match.
Tommy End vs. Kevin Sullivan Kevin Sullivan defeated Tommy End with a Foreign Object Match Notes: Sullivan KOs End with brass knucks or something similar concealed in his tights. After the pin, Sullivan uses his Double Foot Stomp finisher on End.
As Petey Williams is being announced for the next match, he and Scorpio charge into the ring. They call out for UMB and Zoltan. UMB comes out and stands on the entrance platform.
UMB: Hey, Sky, how's Joey doing? Still got that piece of bone sticking out of his leg? That didn't look right. He might want to get that checked.
Sky and Williams charged back up the aisle towards UMB. By the time they got there, Zoltan was waiting. The four men brawled around the entrance area. Finally, they were broken up. The ref spoke up on a mic.
Ref: We're going to follow format or I will throw both matches out. Williams and Mantis, to the ring. Sky and Zoltan, wait your turn.
Williams and Mantis made their way back to the ring and the bell rang.
Petey Williams vs. Ultramantis Black Petey Williams defeated Ultramantis Black with a Disqualification Match Notes: Zoltan returned to earn a DQ for his partner. Sky was right behind and another four-way brawl began. Williams and Mantis were finally removed from the ring and the bell rang to start the main event as Sky and Zoltan were already going at it.
Scorpio Sky vs. Lord Zoltan This match ended in a draw (Double Disqualification) Match Notes: Williams and Mantis both returned again during the match and began fighting. It spilled into the ring and the ref ordered a DDQ.
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Post by cotguy130 on Jun 21, 2016 19:25:53 GMT -5
Heart of Dixie Episode 37 12.09.2000 from
- Opener - Bischoff, Solie, and Crusher are in the ring.
Crusher: First off, we will not have a repeat of last week. Ultramantis Black, nor anyone else affiliated with The Cosmic Disaster will be given any mic time. Should they try to take it without permission, there will be consequences. Lay off the “we do what we want blah, blah, blah talk.” You’re full of it. Now, in case you missed the end of last week’s show-“
Before Crusher can finish, we hear Scorpio Sky’s voice.
Sky: Ultramantis Black, you worthless piece of garbage. Pete and I can stand here and threaten you and tell you we’re going to do this or that to you. That’s just wasting air.
Williams: Joey Ryan was a friend, and you’ve robbed him of his livelihood for a long time. Possibly forever. I know you’re back there laughing and celebrating the way you crippled a man. We’ve had a chance to get our hands on you last night, and we gave you a beating. You ran away, like always. I swear right here and now, by all that is…. you will go down. If not you, somebody in your collection of freaks will meet the same fate as Joey. I don’t know when, but it will happen. You’d best stay hidden, Black. Sky and I are calling ourselves the Ultimate Experience, and that’s what you’re headed for…. ultimate pain, ultimate misery, and the ultimate loss.
Sky: Ultimate loss. That sounds kind of permanent, doesn’t it? We couldn’t be talking about that, could we? Don’t try us, Black. In light of your actions, it’s not beyond us to do whatever it takes.
Samuray Del Sol vs. Manimal Samuray Del Sol defeated Manimal with an Asai DDT Match Notes: SDS had a little trouble due to the size difference, but he eventually wore the bigger man down.
- The Dark Menace - The Dark Menace Forces, including the Dark Menace, are in the ring.
TDM: So the simpletons in Havoc have the audacity to imply that I'm running from them to explain my absence. My absence was two things. First, my team don't need me around to make them winners. I do that behind the scenes. Second, I was on a sabbatical. A big word for you small people, I know. It means that I was taking a break. In this case, a break to continue research on new training methods. I'm always on the hunt to find new ways to improve my Forces. As formidable as they already are, this should make the rest of HoD quake in fear. So, Rex Havoc and the rest of your little gang, you can cease any intimation that I fear you. I'm constantly surrounded by an impenetrable wall of humanity. One more thing, although I'm loathe to do this, legal action may become a necessity. Madison Rayne, should you continue to imply that I'm this Tomas Philsong person, I will get a court order against you. Physically, none of you are threat to me. However, I find your verbal accusations so loathsome that I insist they cease. You have been warned. Next up, DJ Hyde will be taking on Rocky Reynolds in a NO DQ match. Nobody will be at ringside because he requires no assistance. Hyde has already been exposed to some of my new methods uncovered during my sabbatical, and his marked improvement will be visible very shortly.
- No Disqualification - Rocky Reynolds vs. DJ Hyde DJ Hyde defeated Rocky Reynolds with a Shadow Driver Match Notes: Hyde make TDM look good with a clean, convincing win.
After the match, the rest of Havoc come out. Hyde has already returned to the back.
RH: Mr. Philsong, that is his name, by the way, get all the lawyers you want, we have a solution to our little problem. Crusher has already signed off on it, so your approval isn't required. We've decided to take a page from one of your own guy's books. There's an event coming up on Jan. 1 called "Crashing the Party." We're going to be in the main event, and so will your guys. Get this, Philsong, we;re going to hold a CAGE OF DEATH. Havoc versus The Dark Menace Forces....three on three. It will happen. If we win,...well, when we win...I get you in the cage alone for 5 minutes. Of course, that's overkill since there won't be many pieces of you left after 2 minutes. Here's the kicker. Should you no-show like the coward you are...sabbatical my butt....you're gone and so is Ricker, Hyde, and Rayne. Let me tell you boys this. It's in your best interest to have the boss show up. He's got you fooled into thinking you can win, so why are you worried, right? Cage of Death, boys, New Years Day. Thanks for the idea, Hyde.
The Fall vs. Broken Souls Necro Butcher defeated The Shard with a Choose Death Match Notes: The Fall get the clean win in an otherwise uneventful match.
- Announcing the Triple-Play Weekend - Eric Bischoff: HoD fans, it's time to let you know the details about something you may have heard bits n' pieces about till now. Earlier, Rex Havoc talked about a New Years Day event called "Crashing the Party." This event will close out what we're calling the "Holiday Triple-Play," three show in three nights. There will be a very special edition of HoD wrestling on Saturday night, December 30th. This will be followed by a special house show called "New Years' Evil" on Sunday night the 31st. Finally, the first supershow of 2001, "Crashing the Party." As you've heard already, the main event of Crashing the Party" will be a Cage of Death between Havoc and the Dark Menace Forces with Rex Havoc getting 5 minutes with The Dark Menace if they win. Also that night, Tyler Black will return to defend the HoD title against Homicide, and The Cosmic Disaster will defend the tag titles against the Fall. Eddie Kingston will take on a mystery opponent from the Cosmic Disaster, a new recruit to be specific. There will be other matches announced later. The main event of New Years Evil will be an Anything Goes brawl with The Fall and the Ultimate Experience taking on Sabu, The Missing Link, Frightmare, and another mystery team member. This is also a newcomer, but not the same as Kingston's opponent the next night. The Cosmic Disaster are having a membership drive at the end of the month, it would seem. Other matches for News Years Evil will be announced in the coming weeks.
Missing Link came out first for the next match, with Donovan Dijak second. The crowd roared when Dijak was announced.
Dijak: Stop. Just stop. Understand this. I think you are all a bunch of jackasses. How can I explain it so you will understand. I hate all of you and I hate HoD. I don't want your support. You're cheering me because I'm taking on a guy that you like less than me, and that makes you a bunch of hypocrites. Because I'm fighting a guy from the Cosmic Disaster doesn't put me in HoD's camp. In fact, I despise this organization for the way they've treated me. The only reason I'm still here is because one day I'm going to overcome all the barriers they've put in front of me and become HoD champion. I'll then spit on the belt and walk out. You know, I've got an idea. The thought of you reprobates seeing me as fighting for the honor of HoD makes me so sick that I'm not going through with it unless they make a change. HoD needs to stick one of its white knights in this match. Make it a 3-way or I walk.
Jeremy Borash and the ref consult quietly for a moment.
Borash: I have a message from Crusher in the back. He agrees with Dijak.
DD: Smart man.
Borash: He doesn't what anyone to think that HoD would be represented by a tool like Donovan Dijak.
DD: That Sonuva-
Borash: Hold on....they're going to honor Dijak's request so the people will have a quality guy to cheer for. Ladies and gentlemen, making his re-debut a week early...one of HoD's original sons...MASADA!!!
Donovan Dijak vs. Missing Link vs. MASADA Donovan Dijak defeated Missing Link with The Dijection Match Notes: MASADA and Dijak ended up working together by accident. As soon as Dijak realized he was cooperating with MASADA, he attacked him. Link made a comeback during this section, and almost won. The match went back and forth between all three men until Dijak finally got the pin on Link.
Before the next match, The Cosmic Disaster and the Ultimate Experience starting fighting in the aisles. The ref rang the bell and started the match.
- Non-Title - The Ultimate Experience vs. The Cosmic Disasters Lord Zoltan defeated Scorpio Sky with a Countout Match Notes: It eventually settled into something resembling a match, The end came when Sabu hit Sky with his spike out side the ring while the ref was distracted. Sky was counted out.
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Post by cotguy130 on Jun 24, 2016 20:20:23 GMT -5
Heart of Dixie Episode 38 12.16.2000 from
- Opener - An uneventful opening with Bischoff and Solie welcoming the fans and reminding them about the Holiday Triple Play weekend coming up at the end of the month. They review the known matches, and reveal the entire card for the HoD Wrestling TV show that Saturday, which kicks off the Triple Play.
Blind Rage vs. Samuray Del Sol MASADA vs. Frightmare Sage Strong vs. Michael Kai Rayne in the last match between Havok and The Dark Menace Forces before the Cage of Death Madison Rayne vs. Laura Phoenix in a NO DQ match to settle their score. A special main event to be announced later in the show.
George Gatton vs. The Hobo The Hobo defeated George Gatton with a Hot Shot Match Notes: The Hobo wins the rare battle of "enhancement" talent.
- Intro of Fast Money - Crusher is in the ring. He asks the fans if they remember a few weeks back when he sent a couple of guys and cooler of beer off to see of they could work out their differences. He tells the fans they are about to see the result of that brilliant plan. However, Ultramantis Black comes out. Black gets right in Crusher's face and asks him how dare he deny The Cosmic Disaster their right to speak. Crusher says they only have the right he gives them. Black says that he wishes that he and Zoltan didn't have to wait until "Crashing the Party" to eliminate The Fall from their list of contenders. Crusher said that they don't have to wait, as they fell for the oldest trick in the wrestling book. Crusher pulls out a contract and says that this contract is for the 6-man tag at next Friday night's house show. Right here, it says that if Jacobs or Butcher pin either member of The Cosmic Disaster, they get a title match. So, in addition to the title match at "Crashing the Party." The Fall get a title match as the main event of the HoD wrestling TV show two days earlier if they win Friday, which they will. Black goes nuts and demands Crusher rescind the stipulation due to malfeasance on the part of HoD. Crusher says that "you're the idiot who didn't read his contract." Crusher and Black are nose-to-nose, and neither will back down. Zoltan appears behind Crusher and is about to attack him. JT Lightning and Chris Cash hit the ring and cut off Zoltan. Crusher pops Black right in the nose and the new teammates dropkick him over the top rope. They celebrate with Crusher as Zoltan and Black leave. Crusher introduces the new team as "Fast Money."
Fast Money vs. Jake Milliman & Mister X Chri$ Ca$h defeated Jake Milliman with The Cash Flow Match Notes: Cash and Lightning isolate Milliman and work him over for most of the match. It's basically a squash.
MASADA vs. Missing Link Missing Link defeated MASADA with a Back Flying Head Butt Match Notes: Link picks up a clean win.
In the next match, the Double D Demolition Co. is revealed to be Donovan Dijak and Joey Daddiego.
Double D Demolition Co. vs. Broken Souls The Shard defeated Joey Daddiego with a Shard Super Kick Match Notes: Broken Souls spoils their debut.
- The Dark Menace Forces - The Dark Menace and all the Forces come to the ring. He opens by saying that HoD is pathetic if they think they can force a stipulation on him that would require him to engage in physical activity of any kind. He said he's a man of brains, not of brawn. Madison Rayne's voice broke in with "you should've gone with 'not a man'." She was standing on the entrance area. TDM said that he's not overly worried about the stipulation either way as his Forces will win that match. Rayne replied by saying that you will end up in that cage with Rex Havoc, there's no question. By hook or crook, Rex will get his pound of flesh on New Years Day. Rayne said she wishes she could be in it, but she will enjoy watching from the outside. Laura Phoenix spoke up and said that Rayne best be watching out for her, and Madison said you have a point. She continued by asking Phoenix if she realized that until she jumped Rayne from behind a couple of weeks ago that she'd barely done anything to her? Rayne said that in all the matches they'd had, she'd barely needed a shower after most of them....didn't even break a sweat. Phoenix started yelling, and TDM advised her to watch her tone. Even he had to agree with Miss Rayne that Phoenix hasn't kept up her end of the bargain. DJ Hyde interjected that he wouldn't allow the use of the Cage of Death as owned it. Rayne told him "nice try." She said they'd called CZW and they owned it, not him. They were cool with them using it, and besides, they could've just called the Barbed-Wire Box of Life Termination. Shaun Ricker then spoke up and said that he was an unwilling member of this group and that he wasn't a garbage wrestler. He was a real wrestler. He said that ultraviolent crap was for people who couldn't do anything in the ring except hit each other with things. This drew a look from Hyde, but Ricker blew it off. TDM looked at Ricker and suggested he calm down. Ricker looked confused for a second, and then his face softened. Rayne laughed and said that she thought better of Ricker, but she could see he was completely snowed by Philsong's pitch. At the mention of that name, TDM ordered the Forces to get Rayne. The rest of Havok stepped out from the back, and TDM ordered a halt. He said that he wasn't allowing Havok to pick the time and place anymore. There would be no confrontation until he decreed it. After another exchange of insults and threat, Havok left the entranceway.
- Street Fight - Acid Jaz vs. Joker Acid Jaz defeated Joker with a Swiss Mist Match Notes: Jazz uses his illegal mist to defeat Joker.
- Tyler Black & Homicide - Eric Bischoff is on an interview set with Tyler Black and Homicide. He reminds the fans that Homicide will challenge for Black's HoD title at "Crashing the Party." He adds that it's unusual in wrestling to be able to have both side of a match together like this without sets being broken. Black thanks Homicide for allowing him some extra time to get healed up before their match. Homicide replies that he knows Black's intentions are good, and that he wants to give the fans the best possible match and win the title with Black at full strength. Tyler teases rising tension, but then laughs. He tells Bischoff it's going to be nice to wrestle someone who just wants to beat me and not kill me. He then asks Homicide if he's going to leave the fork at home. They shake hands and part ways.
Sabu vs. Petey Williams This match ended in a draw (Double Disqualification) Match Notes: This was never really much of a match. As in the manner of most matches between these two factions, it quickly degenerated into a brawl and was called off by the ref.
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Post by cotguy130 on Jun 24, 2016 21:41:47 GMT -5
House Show #16 12.22.2000 from
Homicide vs. Mister X Homicide defeated Mister X with an Ace Crusher Match Notes: Homicide wins easily.
Fast Money vs. The Bravado Brothers Harlem Bravado defeated JT Lightning with a Gentleman's Agreement Match Notes: Money's quick start is slowed by the Bravados.
Dijak comes out before the next match and makes the same statement as before. He declares that any time he's facing someone from the Cosmic Disaster, it will be a 3-way involving one of the "HoD sheep," or he won't participate. He doesn't want to have to endure the ingrate fans trying to cheer him. Jeremy Borash says that we anticipated this after your last little rant, and stand ready. He announces the third participant in the match will be War Machine's Raymond Rowe.
Donovan Dijak vs. Missing Link vs. Raymond Rowe Donovan Dijak defeated Missing Link with a Belly to Belly Suplex Match Notes: Dijak wins another 3-way by beating the Link.
- Falls Count Anywhere - Madison Rayne vs. Laura Phoenix Madison Rayne defeated Laura Phoenix with a Powerbomb Match Notes: Rayne continues her domination of Laura Phoenix after a power bomb in the hall outside the locker room. The two teased briefly battling into the men's locker room.
Petey Williams vs. Blind Rage Petey Williams defeated Blind Rage with a Canadian Destroyer Match Notes: Williams gets a clean pin. Afterwards, Ultramantis Black comes to the ring. He and Rage speak quietly, and then Rage follows him to the back.
Eddie Kingston vs. Frightmare Eddie Kingston defeated Frightmare with a Sliding D Match Notes: Kingston connected with the Backfist to the Future, and Blind Rage tried to interfere. He succeeded in breaking up the pin, but collided with Frightmare in the process. Kingston followed it up with a Sliding D on Frightmare for the pin. When Rage returned to check on his former partner, Frightmare left without speaking to him.
Havoc vs. The Dark Menace Forces DJ Hyde defeated Rocky Reynolds with a Disqualification Match Notes: Another good, long match between these two factions. The DQ came when Madison Rayne got caught trying to get a foreign object to Reynolds. The object in question was one that she had taken off of Laura Phoenix.
Scorpio Sky vs. Kevin Sullivan Scorpio Sky defeated Kevin Sullivan with a Disqualification Match Notes: Sullivan is DQd for using his spike. He continues to strike Sky with it after the bell, and Tommy End hits the ring for the save. Sullivan and End fight, but Sullivan gets End in position for his Double Foot Stomp. End rolls out of the way just in time. Sullivan flees to the entrance area. He grabs a mic and tells End he wants a match on New Years Day. End immediately agrees.
- Anything Goes - Sabu and The Cosmic Disasters vs. The Fall and Tommy End Jimmy Jacobs defeated Ultramantis Black with The End Time Match Notes: Jacobs pins Black and the contract stip missed by The Cosmic Disasters kicks in. The Fall are awarded another title shot, this one coming two nights before the already scheduled one.
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Post by awsomsinger on Jun 25, 2016 14:27:53 GMT -5
I love your use of The Crusher as an authority figure. The wrestling action is top notch too.
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Post by cotguy130 on Jun 26, 2016 18:01:29 GMT -5
Heart of Dixie Episode 39 12.23.2000 from
- We open in the ring for our first match -
Andy Dalton vs. Excalibur Andy Dalton defeated Excalibur with a Countout Match Notes: Excalibur is counted out after Dalton uses a piledriver outside the ring. During the count, Dalton grabs a mic and says that he's going to say what's on his mind now since Excalibur isn't going to make it back in the ring. Dalton says that, once again, he's being overlooked by HoD. He doesn't care whether they like him or not, he just demands they recognize his place in the promotion. This time, there's the ridiculous Cosmic Disaster out there who is also treating everyone like crap that they don't like. There are two groups seemingly running the show, and while neither is worth a damn, they do seem to have their finger in every pie. Neither group will let Dirty Andy Dalton have any of that pie. Dalton says he's got a solution this time that will put both groups on notice. He will not be ignored again.
After Fast Money are introduced for the next match, Ultramantis Black comes out. He addresses Cash and Lightning. He asks to show a clip from last week where Fast Money and Crusher sent UMB packing. He said that Crusher will be dealt with soon enough in a bigger way than he could ever imagine. He then tells Cash and Lightning that they will be wrestling he and Zoltan in a non-title match at New Year's Evil, and they will regret laying a hand on him. Cash says it won't be a non-title match, UMB says there's no way we would allow two children like you to ever even challenge for our belts. Cash says that I don't mean it will be a title match. I mean you guys won't still be champions. The Fall will have beaten you the night before. This set UMB off, and he attacked Cash. Zoltan hit the ring and jumped on JT Lightning. He put Lightning in the Triangle Death Grip. It was quickly broken up by Necro Butcher, and The Cosmic Disaster ran off. The Bravado Brothers climbed in the ring and demanded the match start right now. Necro chased them out of the ring and we went to a commercial break.
Fast Money vs. The Bravado Brothers Lancelot Bravado defeated Chri$ Ca$h with a Disqualification Match Notes: We come back from commercial as the bell rings. Fast Money are still reeling from The Cosmic Disaster's attack. The Bravados dominate the early match, but FM does make a small comeback. Cash carries most of the match as Lightning is the worse off of the two. The end comes when the Bravados are double-teaming a beaten Cash. Necro, having seen enough, blatantly tosses Cash a chair. He starts to use it, and draws an immediate DQ. As Necro tends to Fast Money, a contingent from The Cosmic Disaster attack. They wipe out the Bravados, who are still in the ring complaining. They also take out Fast Money, leaving Necro alone with the Missing Link.
Necro Butcher vs. Missing Link Missing Link defeated Necro Butcher with a Back Flying Head Butt Match Notes: The Link puts down Necro with his traditional headbutt finisher. Similar to the end of the last match, another contingent of The Cosmic Disaster attacks. A group from HoD makes the save, and a lengthier brawl ensues. Order is finally restored, although representatives from both teams are still on opposite sides of the ring on the floor. Crusher comes down and gets in the ring. He tells both sides that he's got a freaked out attorney backstage who is about to have a stroke due to what he just saw. Crusher says he knows wrestlers handle their business differently than any other sport, but there has to be a line. HoD's lead attorney is in the back threatening to shut down the show on liability issues. He's about to speedial the local athletic commission and get their approval for a license revocation. This may seem like another day at the office for some people, but there's a whole different group of people peripherally involved who freak out and things like this, and they often control the purse strings. This type of thing can't go on. Ultramantis Black gets in the ring and Crusher tells him to watch it. UMB gives a sarcastic slow clap to Crusher's speech. He says that he really doesn't care what a parasite attorney does since The Cosmic Disaster have two goals. They either control or they destroy. Having HoD's license pulled would be a means to one goal. However, they prefer to do their destroying in the ring. He says that they will play by the rules until New Year's Day. After that, all bets are off. Crusher says that UMB must have another ingenious, foolproof plan for "Crashing the Party." He says that it will end up a flop like all of Black's other foolproof plans. UMB says that the only plan that matters is this one. You will not leave the arena at the end of "Crashing the Party" with such a smug attitude. The only crashing Crusher needs to worry about is his own little world that is going to come crashing down around him.
Petey Williams vs. Lord Zoltan Petey Williams defeated Lord Zoltan with a Sharpshooter Match Notes: Williams gets a rare clean win in the HoD vs. Cosmic Disaster war. Both men operate alone in this one.
Double D Demolition Co. vs. Broken Souls Donovan Dijak defeated 17 with a Countout Match Notes: Dijak and Daddiego get their first measure of revenge on Broken Souls with help from Andy Dalton. As 17 is outside the ring, Dalton sneaks up from behind and slams his head into the outside ring pole. Dijak and the Shard are going at it, Dijak and Daddiego are double-teaming the Shard so they don't see what happened. Joey does see 17 laying on the ground and reacts in surprise. He looks up and sees Dalton slipping away. Dalton gives him a thumbs up, but Joey doesn't respond at all. After the ref restores order in the ring, he proceeds to give a 20-count to 17, who is the legal man.
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Post by cotguy130 on Jun 27, 2016 20:30:47 GMT -5
Heart of Dixie Episode 40 12.30.2000 from
- Opener - Solie and Bischoff open by reminding the viewers that tonight's show kicks of the holiday triple-play weekend. They give a rundown of the entire card for all 3 events
Tonight 1.Samuray Del Dol vs. Blind Rage-They remark that the rumor mill has Blind Rage out of favor with his Cosmic Disaster superiors. They wonder if this match will see anything happen to prove or disprove that rumor. 2. MASADA vs, Frightmare 3.Sage Strong vs. Michael Kai Rayne-The last match between Havok and The Dark Menace Forces before Monday's Cage of Death conclusion to this long-running fued. 4.Madison Rayne vs. Laura Phoenix in a NO DQ match. This one should end their fued. 5.The Fall challenge The Cosmic Disaster for the HoD tag team championship.
Tomorrow Night (New Year's Evil) 1.Broken Souls vs. The Bravado Brothers 2. Fast Money vs. The Cosmic Disaster- If TCD are still tag champs, this will be a non-title match 3.Andy Dalton vs. Blind Rage (NO DQ) 4.War Machine vs. Texas Hangmen (NO DQ)- The first of two matches between these teams that will settle their issues. War Machine have dominated the feud till this point. 5. Kevin Sullivan vs. Eddie Kingston (NO DQ) 6.Anything Goes Elimination Match-Scorpio Sky, Petey Williams, Jimmy Jacobs, and Necro Butcher against Sabu, The Missing Link, Frightmare, and a new member of the Cosmic Disaster to be revealed at match time.
Monday (Crashing the Party) 1. A special "Million Dollar Lobster" routine with Crusher's nephew, "Theodore." 2. Andy Dalton vs. The Missing Link 3. Eddie Kingston vs. Another new Cosmic Disaster member debuting at match time 4. Scorpio Sky vs, Sabu with Extreme Rules 5.War Machine vs. The Texas Hangmen in a Texas Death Match 6.Kevin Sullivan vs, Tommy End. 7. The Fall versus The Cosmic Disaster for the HoD tag team title. Either team could be champions at this point. 8.Tyler Black defends the HoD title versus Homicide 9. Rex Havoc, Rocky Reynolds, and Sage Strong versus Michael Kai Rayne, DJ Hyde, and Shaun Ricker in a Cage of Death. If Havok wins, Rex Havoc gets 5 mins. in the cage with The Dark Menace.
Blind Rage vs. Samuray Del Sol Samuray Del Sol defeated Blind Rage with a Countout Match Notes: Blind Rage gets frustrated by Samuray's acrobatic moves and leaves the ring. He heads up the aisle away from the ring. Frightmare comes out to meet him, but BR blows right past him. Rage is counted out.
Frightmare goes straight to the ring for the next match.
MASADA vs. Frightmare This match ended in a draw (Double Disqualification) Match Notes: MASADA and Frightmare go to a Double DQ after the match gets out of control. Blind Rage returns and he helps Frightmare take down MASADA. Frightmare holds MASADA as Rage prepares to punch him. Rage "hesitates" a little too long and MASADA ducks. While appearing to have plenty of time to hold back, Blind Rage slugs Frightmare. However, he then turns a lays out MASADA with a zombie drop. BR retreats as Broken Souls hit the ring. They check on Frightmare as the ref pulls MASADA out.
- Kevin Sullivan - Kevin Sullivan comes out and calls out Tommy End. He says he will stick by UMB's declaration and play by the rules. He just wants to talk to End. Tommy comes out.
Sullivan: Tommy End, one question. Why do you insist on ripping me off?
End: Come again?
Sullivan: Don't play innocent...or stupid. Not sure which you want to appear but they both make you look weak.
End: I've got business to attend to, so if this is one of your usual "talk a lot but not say anything" interviews, I'm done.
Sullivan: I'm so going to enjoy beating you on New Years Day.
End: Great. Bye
Sullivan: Wait. What do you call your finishing move?
End: Owari Death Stomp. Not complicated.
Sullivan: Have you seen what I've been using for several years now?
End: Yea, a double foot stomp. They're a lot alike. We've both felt each other's stomps recently, and they both hurt..a lot. What's your point...Oh, wait. You think my finisher is ripping your's off. This is stupid, Sullivan. Jumping off a turnbuckle with both feet onto your opponent's body isn't new and can hardly be "owned" by a wrestler. Get over yourself. No, I'm not going to agree to any stipulation where the guy who loses our match has to stop using it. That's like that moronic "putting your wife on the line" stip you old-school guys used to do. Sorry, you did that and she left you, didn't she? Oops.
Sullivan: You aren't man enough to bait me into anything, End. I play the games around here. Here's the stip I want. The only way to win our match is with our finisher. My stomp versus yours.
End: Of course I'll agree to that. That's probably how I would've won anyhow so it's no big deal. You act like you've just come up with a great way to screw with my head. All you've done is waste air time.
Sullivan: End, you're a child compared to me and you will be punished like a child on New Years Day
End: Great, "Dad," See ya' then...I'm out.
Sage Strong vs. Michael Kai Rayne Michael Kai Rayne defeated Sage Strong with a Disqualification Match Notes: MKR was disqualified for use of a foreign object.
After the match, The Dark Menace came to ring (he had not come out with MKR). He said that he had a special announcement about the next match, and asked Madison Rayne to come to the ring. TDM said he profusely apologized for the change he was forced to make in the next match. He said that Laura Phoenix had suddenly taken ill and couldn't participate in the next match. Rayne asked what he was talking about, as she had seen Phoenix warming up about 2 minutes. TDM said she must have warmed up too much as she was in no shape to go. Rayne grabbed TDM by his collar and told him to explain this bullshit right now. TDM said he was explaining, but he couldn't control it if Ms. Rayne chose not to believe. He continued by telling Madison not to "worry her pretty little head off" as he had a replacement. As he spoke, a female in black wearing a bizarre gas mask came through the crowd and entered the ring. TDM laughed and said that your opponent is here, and she's the ironically named Jessicka Havok. Before Rayne could turn around, Havok struck her from behind. Rayne dropped TDM who rolled out of the ring and left the area.
- No Disqualification - Madison Rayne vs. Jessicka Havok Jessicka Havok defeated Madison Rayne with a Havokiller Match Notes: Rayne was caught totally off guard by the new opponent and the sneak attack, and never got into the match.
- HoD Tag Team Championship - The Cosmic Disasters vs. The Fall for the HoD Tag Team Championship Jimmy Jacobs defeated Ultramantis Black with a Disqualification Match Notes: The Cosmic Disaster retain when UMB is disqualified. The reason for the DQ was never quite made clear as the ref appeared to be in pain for some reason and couldn't elaborate.
Crusher came out and said he wasn't sure what just happened. He's going to make sure it doesn't happen on New Years Day. He was making the tag title match a ladder match with one of the two belts hung over the ring. Whoever retrieves that belt wins or retains the title.
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Post by cotguy130 on Jun 29, 2016 19:51:21 GMT -5
House Show #17 (New Year's Evil) 12.31.2000 from
Broken Souls vs. The Bravado Brothers Harlem Bravado defeated 17 with a Gentleman's Approach Match Notes: In an upset, The Bravados get a clean pin. The brothers were ready for an attack, but none came.
- Non-Title - Fast Money vs. The Cosmic Disasters Chri$ Ca$h defeated Lord Zoltan with a Disqualification Match Notes: If not for Zoltan getting himself disqualified, Fast Money might have picked up a non-title win over the champs. They controlled the tempo of most of the match, and UMB and Zoltan had trouble keeping up.
Cash got on the mic and immediately challenged them to a rematch. UMB responded by calling them "gnats," and saying they were "utterly insignificant" in the Cosmic Disaster's plans.
- No Disqualification - Andy Dalton vs. Blind Rage Andy Dalton defeated Blind Rage with a Piledriver Match Notes: After the pin, Broken Souls and Frightmare hit the ring. They motioned for Dalton to back off, and he did so. Frightmare and Blind Rage spoke quietly for a minute while Broken Souls waited behind him. They finally made their expected move and attacked him. Dalton, who was watching from ringside, threw his hands up and started to leave. Frightmare threw himself over the top rope onto Dalton. He started working over Dalton on the floor. He then threw Dalton back in the ring after they threw BR out. They nailed Dalton with a double-team move, but before they could do more, Dijak and Daddiego hit the ring. They took out all three Disaster members before hastily heading for the the back. Dalton looked up just as D & D was disappearing through the entrance. Dijak glanced back briefly and gave a slight nod. Dalton appeared to smile slightly as he climbed through the ropes.
- No Disqualification - War Machine vs. Texas Hangmen Hanson defeated Psycho with a War Machine Match Notes: WM finish off The Hangmen for the last time, for now. This was the toughest match yet for WM, and it looked like the Hangmen might win the final match after being dominated throughout the series.
Stu Stone got in the ring and challenged the winners of tomorrow night's tag title match to defend against War Machine.
- No Disqualification - Kevin Sullivan vs. Eddie Kingston Eddie Kingston defeated Kevin Sullivan with a Roll-Up Match Notes: Kingston gets a clean win with a simple roll-up after Sullivan bounces out of the turnbuckle. Sullivan claimed Kingston was holding the tights, but video evidence refuted this.
The members of the Fall and The Ultimate Experience came out first. The Cosmic Disaster contingent of Frightmare, Sabu, and the Missing Link followed. Ultramantis Black said it was time to meet the newest member of the Cosmic Disaster. He introduced the "Lord of the Red Poison" DELIRIOUS!!
- Anything Goes Elimination Match - Petey Williams, Scorpio Sky, Jimmy Jacobs, and Necro Butcher vs. Sabu, Missing Link, Delirious, and Frightmare Jimmy Jacobs defeated Sabu with The End Time Necro Butcher defeated Frightmare with a Necro Bomb Delirious defeated Scorpio Sky with a Red Poison Petey Williams defeated Delirious with a Canadian Destroyer Necro Butcher defeated Missing Link with a Ballistic Headbutts Match Notes: The match came down to Butcher and the Link. They had been trading headbutts, and the Butcher was holding his ground. He kicked out of Link's Flying Back Headbutt finisher. Necro took over and in an insane move, used his series of short, fast headbutts on the Link. Both men looked like they were going to collapse, and Necro did first. It looked as though he'd erred, but right after Necro went down, Link suddenly stiffened and collapsed next to Butcher. Necro reached over with his arm and laid it on Link's chest for the 3-count.
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Post by cotguy130 on Jul 1, 2016 21:11:16 GMT -5
Crashing the Party 01.01.2001 from
- Opener - Crusher wishes everyone a Happy New Year and welcomes them to HoD's Crashing the Party. He thanks the crowd for indulging him a bit with what's coming up next. He really appreciates Lobsterman for being so willing to help out. Crusher calls out Lobsterman who arrives in full Lobster regalia. Crusher indicated his nephew, Thedore, at ringside, and tells Lobsterman that he will let him do his thing. Theodore was wearing a one-piece jumpsuit with black boots. He had a stocking cap on with long, stringy hair coming out, and dark glasses. Lobsterman did his entire "million-dollar lobster" spiel, and asked for a volunteer. As expected, Theodore excitedly raised his hand. Lobsterman acknowledged the hand, and pointed at Theodore. Theodore jumped up and stepped around the end of the barricade. He slowly shuffled to the ring with his head and shoulders stooped. He went up the metal stairs, and as he reached for the top rope, fans noticed he was wearing a fingerless black glove on his hand. When he climbed into the ring, he stood up straight for the first time and Lobsterman stepped back quickly. "You're a lot bigger than you look down there," said Lobsterman. Theodore approached Lobsterman and in deep voice that belied his former posture and appearance said, "Thank you, Mr. Lobster, sir for letting me do this. After doing this act for all those years, I was never on this side of the fence." Lobsterman looked confused. Theodore removed his stocking cap, taking the fake long hair with it. After he removed the dark glasses, the crowd roared. "Fool you once, shame on you; fool you twice, well, shame on you again, Costa." Ted DiBiase slowly stepped out of the jumpsuit, revealing the familiar black trunks.
Costa: Why are you dressed to wrestle?
DiBiase: We're going to have a match right now..me and you.
Costa: This isn't fair. I'm not ready. Besides, Theodore, did it really hurt you all that much that I copied that little spiel of yours from a long time ago? Oh, yea Crusher? If you're listening and I know you are...screw you.
DiBiase: It's not a matter of hurting me. I'm in a different place now than I was then, and I'm not proud of that "spiel."
Costa: These idiot fans love it.
DiBiase: Good for them. This isn't about them. It's about something I created being used by somebody else.
Costa: Fine, I'll start giving you credit.
DiBiase: No, you'll stop using my gimmick.
Costa: You gonna make me?
DiBiase: I don't wear my ring gear when I go to watch a wrestling show. I wear it when I participate.
Costa: I'm not wrestling you. You can insult me all you want,. Call me whatever names you want. Hell, I'll kill the million-dollar lobster gimmick. Feel better?
DiBiase: No. Not enough. Even though you don't deserve the consideration, I'm putting something at stake. If you beat me, I will be your Virgil for 30 days.
Costa: 60
DiBiase: 45
Costa: Good start.
DiBiase: Better be, because that's my offer. If I beat you..
Costa: I give up the gimmick, duh.
DiBiase: Once again, Costa, not enough. If I beat you, not only will you stop using the gimmick, but any profits from unsold merchandise will go to a charity of my choice. On top of that, any payments due you from HoD for sold merchandise will also go to charity.
Costa: That explains why the December payouts were delayed.
DiBiase: Yea, Stinks, don't it? I guess the staff's time off delayed the disbursements.
Costa: Crusher, I hate you and I won't do it.
DiBiase: Fine, then per Crusher, you're fired anyhow. You will not be allowed to profit off the Lobsterman gimmick anymore. You can go back to being Bruiser Costa. You're smart enough not to compare yourselves to anyone else again...I'm hoping.
Costa: This is blackmail or extortion, or something.
DiBiase: You can either lose your job, or can keep your job but lose the gimmick.
Costa: This sucks. Ok, let's do it.
Ted DiBiase vs. Bruiser Costa Ted DiBiase defeated Bruiser Costa with a Figure Four Leglock Match Notes: Costa put up a fight, but the legend that is Ted DiBiase proved too much. After the match, with Costa still in the ring, Crusher came to the ring. He presented DiBiase with a cashier's check made out to DiBiase's charity for the total of the payments previously due Costa. He then promised to send monthly payments to the same charity until Costa's Lobsterman merchandise is gone. Costa implored the fans to stop buying the merchandise. Andy Dalton vs. Missing Link Missing Link defeated Andy Dalton with a Disqualification Match Notes: Link picks up the DQ win when D & D Demolition interfere. They help Dalton to his feet, speak briefly to him, and then leave.
Kingston comes out first, awaiting the announcement of his mystery opponent.
Kingston: As much as those Cosmic Disaster guys enjoy all this spookiness and mystery, I enjoy raining on their parade. Somebody send Nick Mondo out here and let's get this thing going.
An angry Ultramantis Black comes to the entrance way.
UMB: Kingston, you cretin. We do things our way!! Whether you like it or not, The Cosmic Disaster way will soon be your way. These aren't games to use, little man. Your childish actions mean nothing to us. Send out Sick Nick Mondo and unleash him on his path of destruction.
Eddie Kingston vs. Sick Nick Mondo Sick Nick Mondo defeated Eddie Kingston with a Slingshot Blue Thunder Driver Match Notes: Mondo gets a clean pin in a very good match.
- Madison Rayne - During the short break between matches, Madison Rayne came to the ring and you could tell from the reactions that it wasn't planned.
Rayne: The Cosmic Disaster aren't the only ones who can screw with formats and mess-up cards. I'm about to do just that. Jessicka Havoc, I know you're here. I also know that we're going to have a match tonight...in fact, right now. You and Dennis the Menace Philsong screwed me over and cost me a match with that last minute bait n switch Saturday night. That game works both ways. You bring your sorry-ass self and that oh-I'm-so-scary gas mask out here. I'm going to count to 10. If you aren't in this ring by 10, I'm coming to the back to get you.
Rayne started counting. She said 6,7,8 really fast, commenting that she hoped Gas Mask didn't come out so she could drag her from the back. At 9, Havok charged the ring and attacked.
Jessicka Havok vs. Madison Rayne Madison Rayne defeated Jessicka Havok with a Northern Lights Suplex Match Notes: A much-better match than the first one. Rayne evens their series at one win apiece.
- Extreme Rules - Scorpio Sky vs. Sabu Sabu defeated Scorpio Sky with a Triple Jump Moonsault Match Notes: Sabu gets the big win.
- Texas Death Match - War Machine vs. Texas Hangmen Raymond Rowe defeated Psycho with a War Machine Match Notes: Another close call in the vein of last night's match. It took having their backs against the wall to put some real fight in the Hangmen. At this point, it wasn't enough and WM pull out the final win.
- Finisher Match - Kevin Sullivan vs. Tommy End Kevin Sullivan defeated Tommy End with a Double Foot Stomp Match Notes: Sullivan's old-school stomp proves superior in this instance. End's struggles since his hot start continue.
- HoD Tag Team Championship Ladder Match - The Cosmic Disasters vs. The Fall for the HoD Tag Team Championship Ultramantis Black defeated Necro Butcher Match Notes: Excellent match. The crowd expected a title change and were disappointed when UMB retrieved the belt.
Stu Stone came to the ring as UMB and Zoltan congratulated one another. He reminded UMB of his challenge, and said that War Machine "finished your boys off for good tonight." UMB said the Hangmen were fine, and would ultimately prevail. He gladly accepted Stone's challenge and suggested the arrange it for the January 30th. Stone agreed.
- HoD Championship - Tyler Black vs. Homicide for the HoD Championship Tyler Black defeated Homicide with a Buckle Bomb/Superkick Combo Match Notes: It looked like Black would roll over Homicide early as he came out of the gate strong. Homicide finally managed a comeback, but it was too little, too late. Tempers flared a couple of times, but all in all the match was fought cleanly. The two men embraced after the match.
After the 6 competitors in the Cage of Death were announced, The Dark Menace tried to slip up the aisle. As he got to the entrance, Ted DiBiase came out holding handcuffs.
DiBiase: Tomas Philsong, I believe? We don't know each other, and frankly, from what I've heard, I'd like to keep it that way. What I've heard is that nothing would stop you from running away to avoid your time in that cage if your team loses. So, you will be handcuffed to me at ringside.
DiBiase slapped the cuffs on himself and TDM, and lead him back to ringside.
- Cage of Death - Rex Havoc, Rocky Reynolds, and Sage Strong vs. Michael Kai Rayne, DJ Hyde, and Shaun Ricker Shaun Ricker defeated Rocky Reynolds with a Smash Into Cage Wall Rocky Reynolds defeated Michael Kai Rayne with a Fisherman's Suplex Sage Strong defeated Shaun Ricker with a Rush of Adrenaline Sage Strong defeated DJ Hyde with a Rush of Adrenaline Match Notes: Rex Havoc quest for justice finally comes to an end. While not the last man in the ring, the stipulation still applies. Ted DiBiase climbs in the cage dragging TDM. He unlocks the cuffs and leaves. TDM tries to climb over the cage but keeps grabbing barbed-wire. He looks like he's in a total panic. His men have been taken to the back for medical attention. Finally, Rex Havoc returns and climbs in the cage. He gets in TDM's face.
Havoc: I want to hear you admit one thing before I go through with this. You are Dr. Tomas Philsong, aren't you? I'm so sick of your lying mouth that I want one piece of truth from you before I smack you so hard you will have to eat soup through a straw.
TDM: Yes. I am Dr. Tomas Philsong....from Cleveland, OH. I used advanced hypnosis on you after you started coming to me regularly. PLEASE, don't do this.
Havoc: Thank you.
Havoc hauls back like he's about to punch him. TDM quivers. They repeat this a couple of times.
Havoc: You know, I don't even care enough about you to take the time to slug you. I could do anything I want to you right now. See all this sharp, pointy shit in here? Anything in here could split you wide open. You're not worth it. Life's too short to waste it slapping around cowards. I can't even hate you anymore. You're so pathetic. Before I go, though, I want Maddie to come out here.
Madison Rayne comes to the ring. She gets in TDM's face.
Rayne: This is for what you're doing to my husband.
Rayne slaps him so hard he falls over.
Rayne: Damn, that felt good. Do you know how many lives you've turned upside down because of your wanting to play mad scientist? No more. You're done. In exchange for not raking your stupid face across thumb tacks, you will leave HoD effective now. Got it?
TDM: Yes.
The crowd roared as Michael Kai Rayne hit the ring. He didn't look like his usual self though. Madison walked right up to him, pushed him into the turnbuckle, and planted a long, deep kiss on him.
MKR: Maddie? Is that you?
Madison: It depends, Is this Mike Rainwater, my husband?
MKR: Of course, wait, what's going on? Have I been in a match? I feel like crap and I'm sliced in several places. Honey, why is Dr. Philsong crying in the corner?
Madison hugged MKR again.
Madison: Lover, we've got a lot of catching up to do. Let's go home.
As they left the ring, Madison turned and hugged Rocky Reynolds who was standing outside the cage. She did the same to Sage Strong. Rocky did not return the hug.
Havoc: Philsong, you heard the lady. Sayonara.
Havoc, Reynolds, Strong, and Ted DiBiase left together. Several people heard DiBiase compliment Havoc on his character and class in the way he handled that.
TDM/Philsong remained huddled in the corner, looking like a frightened mouse. As the ring announcer started to thank everyone and dismiss the crowd, Crusher slowly shuffled his way to the ring. As he approached the ring, he motioned for the mic. Borash brought it to him, but as he handed him the mic, he was overheard asking Crusher if he was all right. His face was white as a ghost and his hands were trembling.
Crusher: Fans of HoD, effective immediately, I am resigning as commissioner of HoD. Bill Apter is now in charge. You will find out details next Saturday on the weekly show. Thanks for coming...now please leave.
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