WYLDSYDE PRO WRESTLING

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Fellow Promoters, Fans, and Followers

Now, this just wouldn't be one of my feds if something didn't get in the way, now would it?

Let's just say my lovely wife has had a drama filled friend in town and she's kind of thrown a wrench into our week, but now that that's died down I can get back to my weekend escape.  Now, since some of you have taken an interest in what I'm doing here, I'm not going to restart Wyldsyde, but let's just say that some of the folks in the 230 and under division went to Massif with an idea, that being in honor of the Global Cruiserweight Series, the Adrenaline Division should only consist of male fighters 205 pounds and less, and the Men's Unlimited Division would now consist of Male Fighters 206 pounds and up.

Massif consulted with his right hand man, Commander Sam, and it was agreed to put it up for a vote among the talent, and by a 99-1 (percent) margin, the new Adrenaline division was approved.

So our new divisions are
Men's Unlimited (206 and up)
Men's Adrenaline (205 and less)
Women's Unlimited (Openweight)

To make up for all the fuss caused by the gambling scandal, Wyldsyde Pro Wrestling has decided to have a carnival this coming weekend, and the talent will be helping with the attractions.  Rumor has it Crusher will be managing the beer booth, Cheeseburger will be helping with....what else, cheeseburgers, and in an announcement designed to set male hearts aflutter, Trish Stratus and Sexy Star will be in the kissing booth! Oh, and we'll have some great wrestling action too as the battles begin to see who competes to be the first divisional champions on Fourth Of July Weekend at "Red, White, and Bruise", which will be the first Wyldsyde On FOX Primetime Special.

Watch for initial roster announcements tomorrow, and we'll see you this weekend.

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FIRST ROSTERS ANNOUNCED FOR REVAMPED WYLDSYDE PRO WRESTLING
BY TINA TURNBUCKLE
PRO WRESTLING WEEKLY

Having now successfully dealt with the illegal gambling allegations against himself and Wyldsyde Pro Wrestling, Director Of Competition Massif is ready to move on and get back to what he knows best, pro wrestling.

"It's in the past and it needs to stay there" Massif said over a soft drink "There are some talents you won't see here anymore, unfortunately, but that just opens the door for other talents.  Of course, to thank our loyal fans for standing beside us, we're throwing a carnival right before the big card this weekend at Trent Arena"

Confirmed to appear at the carnival are Cheeseburger, who will be at the (what else) cheeseburger booth, signing autographs and handing out tasty sandwiches bearing his name, and right next to Cheeseburger, Crusher will be overseeing the beer booth.

"Dat's right! The kids will see Cheeseburger for cheeseburgers, and Mom and Dad can come see The Crusher and have a few beers.  How Bout DAT!  But I ain't gonna put up with no BUMS getting disorderly, or I'll trow dem outta da carnival like I used to trow bums outta my old man's saloon when I was a kid"

And it can now be confirmed that indeed, Trish Stratus and Sexy Star will be operating a kissing booth, much to the delight of men everywhere and the chagrin of.....The Crusher?

"Well, who's da dollies gonna kiss?  I know, dey can kiss me, den I'll teach 'em how to polka over a few beers"

"Sounds like a great idea to me" Trish told me "Sexy and I kiss the men, Crusher kisses the women, and no one goes home angry"

According to Massif, he wants Trish, Crusher, and Sexy to have fun, but just remember one thing

"They're all wrestling that night as part of the new rosters, so tell 'em to save their strength, OK?" he said, smiling

The rosters for this Saturday are as follows
MENS UNLIMITED - 206 AND UP
Terry Gordy
Crusher
Arik Cannon
Lance Hoyt
Antonino Rocca
Randy Savage
Claudio Castagnoli
Giant Bernard
Brodie Lee
Masked Superstar

MENS ADRENALINE - 205 AND UNDER
Bryan Danielson
Finn Balor
Abraham Lincoln
Mike Quackenbush
Flying Fred Curry
Gran Akuma
Rad Racer
Shane Strickland
Andy Dalton
Hallowicked

WOMEN'S OPENWEIGHT
MsChif
Tina Moretti
Rockin Robin
Rotunda
Judy Martin
Trish Stratus
Assassin Z
Sexy Star
Sniper
Natalya


Massif promises to have a special announcement pertaining to the titles this Saturday night.  You won't want to miss it 

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Unfortunately for Sam, Massif, and the talent at Wyldsyde, the card never came off.  The investment group backed out due to fallout from the gambling scandal.

Massif and Sam were having lunch one day....

"Let's do it ourselves" exclaimed Sam
"Let's do WHAT ourselves?" Massif quizzed
"The fed!  Let's make an offer to buy Wyldsyde and rebuild it in our own image"
"I think that's a great idea" It was local wrestling personality and owner Spike, "I've wanted to meet you guys for ages"
Spike shook hands with Sam and Massif and joined them, with their blessing

"I like what you guys were doing, but the gaming didn't really do you any favors.  Tell you what - I'll put up one third if you guys put up one third apiece, and I'll let you use the name of a former fed of mine.  I'll be a silent partner, you two run the show as you see fit, I'll help with the business end.  Deal?"
Massif and Sam looked at each other
"Let's do it" Massif said
"I'm in" Sam said, and they all shook hands

"Great! You are now proud owners of C4 Wrestling"
"What do you mean?" quizzed Sam
"Well, I've already made them an offer, and they accepted.  I happen to like you guys, and you had a great thing going.  Now you can keep it going.  You don't have to pay me now, you can pay me back your shares out of your shares of the profits"
"Why are you doing this" Massif wanted to know
"I'm a wrestling fan, and I'm a fan of the two of you.  Let's just say this is my way of saying thanks for the memories"

And from there, C4 Wrestling was born! 

[wyldesyd]

Great stuff! Keep it goin'!

[awsomsinger]

Thank You!  Be sure to check out my other fed, Strong Style Universe