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Post by Pariah on Oct 14, 2017 19:17:52 GMT -5
Pleased that Encubus was able to chalk up a win... But, I have to admit that it would have been cool to see Jay Briscoe 'man up' a bit and put on a better show for the crowd... That match had the potential for a classic, but fell kinda flat...
Even though I'm not usually a big fan of Sur, gotta give him props for beating Tombstone... Crooked or not, he got the job done... And it was not easy...
Really looking forward to the next show... Hoping Damage Inc. will advance into the Lords of Flatbush final...
Awesome stuff!
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Post by Bri on Oct 15, 2017 22:00:00 GMT -5
Some really great matches with wrestlers from all over the galaxy and card sets. Hey TTX! Thanks very much my friend. The LXG has slowly become not just a Legends fed but a Universal Legends fed due to a few factors and many wrestlers are signing with us for multiple reasons. I'm having so much fun with this fed - and I truly hope everybody who's taking this ride with me enjoys whats coming soon down the road. Really appreciate the comments Troy. (And totally stoked about those cards - already have plans for half of them. |
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Post by Bri on Oct 15, 2017 22:27:50 GMT -5
Pleased that Encubus was able to chalk up a win... But, I have to admit that it would have been cool to see Jay Briscoe 'man up' a bit and put on a better show for the crowd... That match had the potential for a classic, but fell kinda flat... Even though I'm not usually a big fan of Sur, gotta give him props for beating Tombstone... Crooked or not, he got the job done... And it was not easy... Really looking forward to the next show... Hoping Damage Inc. will advance into the Lords of Flatbush final... Awesome stuff! Hey Pariah! I was thinking along the same lines that you we're in as far as Encubus vs Briscoe, especially with the way Briscoe had been wrestling up to this point. He almost got the win for The Marquee in The Lords of Flatbush tournament, against the odds. I also feel the same way about Sur - although especially after this match against Tombstone, who is one serious opponent, he is now striking me as The Black Death's answer to Ric Flair. I too am pulling for Damage Inc. The winner of Damage Inc vs Death & Destruction I'm thinking will probably win the whole thing - although I really didn't expect The Unpredictables to beat The Marquee. Hopefully it winds down with some excitement. A thousand thank yous amigo! |
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Post by cruefan68 on Oct 16, 2017 20:39:15 GMT -5
I loved the latest round of LXG action, especially that killer main event with Steve Austin beating Lou Thesz. I can imagine that would have been a tremendous battle during the prime years of both men. Some of my favorites like Adam Cole and Jay Briscoe took it on the chin on the undercard unfortunately. I really enjoyed that Fly on the Wall report, hilarious. You have a great knack for storytelling my friend. Just another night in LXG and we wouldn't have it any other way.
The Monk bought lunch
Ha ha, he bought a little
Yes, he did
Woo!
This is the best part of the trip
This is the trip, the best part
I really like...
The Doors, The Soft Parade circa 1969
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Post by Bri on Oct 19, 2017 3:05:28 GMT -5
I loved the latest round of LXG action, especially that killer main event with Steve Austin beating Lou Thesz. I can imagine that would have been a tremendous battle during the prime years of both men. Some of my favorites like Adam Cole and Jay Briscoe took it on the chin on the undercard unfortunately. I really enjoyed that Fly on the Wall report, hilarious. You have a great knack for storytelling my friend. Just another night in LXG and we wouldn't have it any other way. The Monk bought lunch Ha ha, he bought a little Yes, he did Woo! This is the best part of the trip This is the trip, the best part I really like... The Doors, The Soft Parade circa 1969 Hey cruefan68! Thanks very much my friend for those kind words. Am very glad you enjoyed the main event and I agree 100% with what you said, it would have been a real event for sure. I was defeinitely suprised with Cole and Briscoe, especially Briscoe since how he had been wrestling up to that match. When it comes to posting this fed, I keep trying to find the right balance between inside the ring and outside the ring action. I know somewhere there is a sweet spot where they both complement each other, but don't overshadow each other. With Afghanistan Bananastan becoming a larger group because of larger concerns and needs, to combat what they are being faced with I wanted to introduce they're new digs. Wasn't planning on a long dialogue between them all but it just came out of me. Then I thought maybe it would be good to let them all hash it out to serve as a summary or across the board checkpoint. Thanks very much for that praise on storytelling. Means alot brother. The Monk bought lunch was about as apropos as you could get - that was totally awesome Crue! Going to be posting Month 4 Card 12 in a few minutes. Can't thank you enough my friend. |
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Post by Bri on Oct 19, 2017 3:23:06 GMT -5
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 4 - Card 12 - Match Results:
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1. Justin Credible vs Greg Valentine :
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Justin Credible entered the ring as bad ass as he possibly could and if trash talking were a sport he would be world champ; but Valentine just stared a hole through him.
As soon as the bell rang Valentine absolutely destroyed Credible. After a flurry of offense including clamping a Full Nelson on Credible that brought him to the canvas in agony, Valentine forced him to submit to his FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK in under a minute.
Valentine defeats Credible by Submission.
(Valentine -30 / Credible -50).
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2. Red Bastien vs Ed Strangler Lewis :
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No trash talking and posturing between these two, as matter of fact they shook hands in a sign of mutual respect and good sportsmanship. These two were old school - and damn proud of it.
Red Bastien opened up on offense but once Strangler Lewis reversed an attempted Body Slam by Bastien into a Double Wristlock, he controlled the match. Bastien didn't give up easily but Lewis's crippling holds led him to force Bastien to submit to his STRANGLERS HEADLOCK, just within inches of making it to the ropes at about the 6 minute mark.
Lewis defeats Bastien by Submission.
(Lewis -132 / Bastien +21).
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3. The Unpredictables - Jay Lethal & Johnny Gargano with The Unpredictable Johnny Rodz vs The Master Race - Zygon & Thraxx with The Dark Menace :
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The Unpredictables were using this match as a tune up leading into their championship match of The Lords of Flatbush Tournament, The Master Race and The Dark Menace wanted to make an impact in their first match. Within one minute the match was over, but the brawling would still be going on if security hadn't broke it up.
After much verbal sparring between both teams and Thraxx totally ragdolling Lethal around the ring, Lethal escaped the ring only to Powerslam Thraxx through a ringside table. As the referee disqualified Lethal, the scene quickly erupted into a full barroom brawl full of; tables chairs and fists - even Rodz and The Dark Menace were beating each other senseless.
The Master Race defeated The Unpredictables by Disqualification.
(Master Race +25 / Unpredictables +21).
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4. Buzzsaw vs. Lope :
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Everyone in attendance knew this was going to be a war because of each wrestlers entry into the arena; Lope shredded apart the turnbuckle covers awaiting his opponent and as announcer Gorilla Ventura calls him Buzzsaw The Borderline - ran full speed through the big black curtain, that seperates the locker rooms from the arena - to the ring.
Buzzsaw repeatedly crushed Lope's ribs, in particular with his Super Soldier Shoulder Block to the point where he was coughing up blood on impact. Lope rebounded after a key Shoulder Block off the ropes which led to a few Savage Face Claws which ripped Buzzsaw's face apart. At the 18 minute mark, Buzzsaw lifted his knees just before impact from Lope's Deathjump and rolled him up for the pinfall.
Both needed medical attention after the match, Lope reportedly for a bruised rib and Buzzsaw for several stitches.
Buzzsaw defeated Lope by Pinfall
(Buzzsaw +38 / Lope -38)
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5. Slashmaster & Pierre The Enormous with Sly Drury vs Brute & Massacre with The Leveler.:Â
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A furious 24 minute contest that pitted Tag Team Gods - Brute and Massacre against a would be serial killer and demented version of Andre the Giant. Slashmaster and Pierre controlled the offense primarily until The Gladiators turned the tables with their tag skills. Even though Slashmaster almost pinned Massacre after several Corner Clotheslines and Pierre the Enormous almost forced Brute to tap out to his Two Handed Chokehold, The Gladiators still turned the tide once again.
As Brute hoisted up the 500 pound Pierre in quintesential rage in a bearhug from behind - this set up The Gladiators tag finisher - THE DECAPITATOR - as a rabid Massacre hit him with a Running Clothesline - and even left his feet just before impact. The tag finisher did the trick, as Massacre pinned Pierre, Brute hurled Slashmaster out of the way towards Sly Drury which made his distraction attempt fail. The Leveler shot Drury (for no reason) with his arm laser cannon because he gets a kick out of it.
Gladiators of Aethra - Brute & Massacre defeat Pierre the Enormous and Slashmaster by Pinfall.
(Brute & Massacre +34 / Pierre & Slash -34)
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Vipers Pit - Episode 6:
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On today's show Pit introduced two guests: The GWFZ Wrestler and now LXG Gadget Guru - Scrapheap and Captain Lou Albano LXG Manager and one of the participants in the Eight Men Out Commissioners Tournament.
Scrapheap (who built Sky's orgasmatron) came on the show to display and promote two items he is trying to market. The first was an Anti-Drama Helmet that renders the wearer of the helmet devoid of; pride, ego, self-righteousness, aggression and attitude leaving only benevolent and happy thoughts and emotions to the wearer. The second was probably the very first Solar Powered Vibrator ever created in history.
In Captain Lou Albano's segment, wherin he was explaining how critical it was for specifically a man to maintain control over The LXG and in particular to keep all the aliens in line, he was passionately interrupted by Sensational Sherri Martel who went on an extended rant about how men screwed up The LXG and the entire world. As she also said others are filing to be entered into the commissioners tournament including herself, Albano sneakily placed the Anti-Drama Helmet on her head from behind her, which defused the situation immediately until it started to burn the hair off of the top of her head.
The show ended as Sherri Martel, now sporting somewhat of a reverse mohawk, and a still slightly smoking skull - beat Captain Lou Albano unconscious on live television with two 10 inch Solar Powered Vibrators that glowed upon impact.
At the sight of this - Pit Viper simply said - I Can't Top This...as the show ended.
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6. The Lords of Flatbush Semi Final Match - Death & Distruction - (Kevin Steen, Michael Elgin, The Road Warriors) vs. Damage Incorporated - (The Sheik, Bruiser Brody, Sabu & LXG World Champion - Rob Van Dam:Â
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First Fall - After nearly defeating Hawk via his CAMEL CLUTCH submission hold and multiple Arabian Face Busters, Hawk regroups and counters with he and Animals tag finisher DOOMSDAY DEVICE to pin Sabu.
Second Fall - Looking to avenge his fallen nephew, The Sheik tries to tear into Michael Elgin; but Elgin turns the hardcore tables on The Sheik via a skull cracking Steel Chair shot which sets up Elgin to force the bloody Sheik to submit to his Crossface Submission.
Third Fall - The collision between Animal and Brody was an epic way to start this fall. But as per the prior confrontations, both sides are doing an excellent job of cutting off the legal man from his teammates. After a Twisting Vertical Suplex and a Running Leg Drop, Brody pins Animal via a perfect execution of his JUMPING KNEE DROP, an important fall that breaks up The Road Warriors.
Fourth Fall - This fall primarily saw Kevin Steen face off against LXG World Champion Rob Van Dam. Steen relied on brute force whereas Van Dam kept him off balance with his agility, but after a Powerbomb Onto The Ring Apron that led immediately into Steens F-CINQ finisher - A Firemans Carry Facebuster, Steen pinned Van Dam.
Fifth Fall - Bruiser Brody took a tremendous beating at the hands of Michael Elgin, but he kept getting up, kicking out, breaking the hold or making it to the ropes. But eventually he fell to a Corkscrew Splash and cover from Michael Elgin.
Death and Destruction defeated Damage Incorporated 4 Falls to 1 - and advance to the Lords of Flatbush Championship Match against The Unpredictables.
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7. Endgame vs. Sammael The Morningstar (he has told his official manager Thantos that his presence at ringside isnt necessary):Â
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As Endgame paced back and forth in the ring waiting for Sammael (who was late) to appear, he glanced over at Thantos in the first row who looked as pissed as can be. Suddenly a large vampire bat swooped down from the rafters of the arena and transformed into the human form of Sammael in the middle of the ring, many in attendance were freaked out, the referee quickly crossed himself.
When the bell rang Endgame was shocked at the combination of agility and power Sammael possessed, and he had a hard time keeping up with his inhuman opponent. Sammael soon took control and unleashed a slew of offense at Endgame including both of his finishers - END OF DAYS - A Crucifix Driver and THE LIGHTBRINGER - A 450 Degree Splash. Sammael instantly rubbed the fans the wrong way and they soon found themselves solidly backing Endgame.
No matter what Sammael threw at Endgame, he absorbed it and rebounded - but sustained heavy damage. Furious at the conditioning and willpower Endgame possessed, he tossed him in a rage outside the ring and with blood red eyes sunk his fangs into the front of Endgames throat squirting some blood out in the process. The referee disqualified Sammael as now Endgame frenzied and lifted him off the ground by his neck and Two Handed Chokeslammed him into the concrete arena floor as 2 dozen security guards descended upon the ring area at about the 12 minute mark.
Endgame defeated Sammael by Disqualification.
(Endgame +21 / Sammael -21)
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(5) Fly on the Wall Reports:
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(1 of 5) - Another Prick In The Wall :
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Triple H cornered a new wrestler who had just signed exclusively with The LXG in the locker area and got immediately in his face; unleashing a long tirade at him calling him a liar, a coward and above all a traitor (To The World Wide Empire).
As Sky Low Low pondered if they had enough scheduled matches for the upcoming Lucky 13 PPV Card in his nearby office, Triple H was suddenly speared through Sky's office wall by Bruno Sammartino.
As they continued to throw forearms at each other, Sky pulled out a new pen from his desk and added this one to the card...
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(2 of 5) - Raising Pain :
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Plethador was able to determine that Father Don Leo Jonathan was very emotiinally scared from his experiences on both Hoffman as well as Swinburn Islands off the coast of Staten Island - about 2 miles or so away from The LXG.
Although The Father appears to have repressed most of it, Plethador is certain that someone (although he can't prove it - he thinks more than likely The Black Death Leader - Abroz) forced him somehow against his will to resurrect people who suffered and were buried on both of the islands. The Father broke down when he revealed that - it hurts us to come into this world...but it hurt them infinitely more...to come back into it...
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(3 of 5) - A Change of Heart :
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Apparently, after witnessing Little Beaver help two lost and distressed children find their parents in a large capacity crowd after a LXG card, and having had some time to reflect, Fhanna approached Little Beaver to apologize for her horrible reaction to him being her secret admirer.
He accepted her apology and also her offer for them to start again over a cup of coffee after the Lucky 13 Pay Per View card.
She Devil warned Little Beaver not to trust her and also to let her know if Fhanna ever hurts him again because she has absolutely no problem taking her outside...
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(4 of 5) - The Manhattan Project :
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As he walked off of The Staten Island Ferry onto the island of Manhattan, he gazed up at all of the tall buildings in the picturesque skyline and all of the people still hustling and bustling even at this late hour.
Kevin Sullivan had given him the green light - and told him specifically how to proceed.
As he made his way down towards the South Street Seaport just past the financial district, Gustav - The Belt Parkway Zombie, was just about to start to recruit, slowly and carefully, one by one, Kevin Sullivan's Army...an army that never sleeps.
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Cheech and Chong breathed a sigh of relief as they drove their soundproof yellow school bus loaded with 6 Bronx Zoo special forces, two captured and harnessed members of The Dominion and about 5 dozen Blunt Granades.
They had just narrowly escaped an entire rampaging Amish community that were in hot pursuit of them after they inadvertently destroyed a row of horseless buggies and (courtesy of two Blunt Granades needed to capture the two aliens they had tracked and cornered), turned a reserved orderly little town meeting into a bizarre and surprisingly ferocious orgy. 2 down, 10 more escaped aliens to go.
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Month 4 - Lucky Card 13 - PPV Match Announcements:
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1. Only The Strong Survive Tournament: - Singles Division - Blackjack Mulligan vs George Hackenschmidt.
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2. Only The Strong Survive Tournament: Tag Division - The Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff vs Payback & The Perfect Specimen.
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3. Triple H vs Bruno Sammartino - Steel Cage Match - First One To Climb Over The Top and Escape Wins.
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4. Aethran War of Independence BattleZone Match - The New Aethran Empire - Havoc, Paralyze, Santon The Loner, Disaster & Calm vs Fist, Probation, Brute, Massacre & The Aethran Overmaster. The New Aethran Empire must win the match in order to; remain in The LXG, break off from Aethra to officially form its own New Empire and - to avoid very long prison terms on Aethra.
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5. The Lords of Flatbush Tournament Final - The Unpredictables - Johnny Gargano, Jay Lethal, Alex Koslov & Rocky Romero vs Death and Destruction - The Road Warriors, Kevin Steen & Unbreakable Michael Elgin.
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Fly on the Wall Reports
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Month 4 - Card 14 - Match Announcements.
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Post by TTX on Oct 19, 2017 6:27:35 GMT -5
Crazy stuff as always......nice to see Scrapheap involved even in some small way and huge win by Brute and Massacre no pun intended.
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Post by Pariah on Oct 19, 2017 10:28:26 GMT -5
Lucky 13 is right around the corner and the potential for catastrophe has never been higher... The NEW Aethran Empire makes a charge for independence... And the Lords of Flatbush field had been whittled down to a pair of very deserving teams...
Viper's Pit was a complete fiasco - the kind that we've come to adore... Makes me wonder how the new LXG commissioner (whoever it might be) possibly plans to handle the madness that grips this federation...
Absolutely entertaining!
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Post by cruefan68 on Oct 19, 2017 21:54:00 GMT -5
"This is the strangest life I have ever known", I said to myself as I walked into the arena to see some LXG action. What a card and the big highlight for me was the Lords of Flatbush semi-final with Kevin Steen, Michael Elgin and the Road Warriors beating The Sheik, Bruiser Brody, Sabu and Rob Van Dam. I like both teams so it was hard to see one lose but in any event The Unpredictables will have their work cut out for them in the finals. The Fly on the Wall section was great as usual especially Cheech & Chong on The Magic Bus. Amazing. I also liked the setup for the dream match of Bruno Sammartino vs. Triple H in the Steel Cage.
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Post by Bri on Oct 20, 2017 16:01:59 GMT -5
Crazy stuff as always......nice to see Scrapheap involved even in some small way and huge win by Brute and Massacre no pun intended. Hey TTX! Scrapheap will play an increasing role in all of this as things get more and more tricky. Brute and Massacre are awesome - I was really pulling for them to get that win. Thank you amigo! |
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