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Post by cruefan68 on Jan 16, 2018 15:41:03 GMT -5
Thanks for that extra Fly on the Wall Report my friend, loved the exchange between the "Lizard King" and Phantasy and the reveal of Taeler Hendrix being linked to Jimi. I love the thought of Jimi Hendrix and Prince jamming together. I hope that is being recorded! I also love Morrison having possession of the "Purple Haze" peyote. Classic. I also love that we can discuss or reference The Doors here, good stuff.
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Post by Bri on Jan 16, 2018 20:11:27 GMT -5
Hey TTX ! Jazzed that you enjoyed the match - I did as well. It seems like some match ups have a certain aura about them that comes automatically with the territory - with these two that was definitely the case. Thesz had him, but Mil has always been (for me) a tremendous defensive wrestler as well & he came back big time. Pit & DLR are somewhat kindred spirits in this - I love to hear it's enjoyable. That's the grateful gift. The out of the ring action is starting to boil over - the chess pieces are starting to move - and the game is beginning to start. Wince & Payne's master plan has been put into effect - more to come! Many thanks my friend! Interesting that you said Mil has always been a tremendous defensive wrestler. Just curious if his ratings depict that, or if he is just getting favorable rolls. I ask b/c I had a match recently, that was a total back and forth, it seemed no one would grab the momentum and looking at the cards, they weren't anything special. The only thing I noticed is that the PIN roll was on L3D was #1, so it kind of kept missing the mark as the match went on. Hey jobber83! Mils stats are on the better / higher side compared to most I'd say (there are some better) but well above average. More often than not (in my playing) if Mil does lose, he has a high fatigue rating when he does. Always competitive. Thanks man! |
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Post by TTX on Jan 16, 2018 20:13:57 GMT -5
There was a time for me that Mil was just killing everybody until he fluke lost to Chris Candido of all people. (Mil was my World champ and there was a period I gave anyone who died a World Title match. Which means Chris Candido and Billy Red Lyons are among my World champions)
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Post by Bri on Jan 16, 2018 20:16:26 GMT -5
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 5 - ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE Tournament!
The LXG Arena in The City of Fight, The Moon !
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Tournament Round 1 - Match 3:
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Jim Solie - Wow Ladies and Gentlemen...now that was an intense exhibition of wrestling at it's finest...(Gorilla Ventura politely interrupts him):
Gorilla Ventura - Jim...She's here...
(Walking down the ramp to the ringside area is Omega of Cetus's fiancee Cheerleader Melissa, as the crowd discovers her presence - they all give her a standing ovation).
Cheerleader Melissa - (Thinking to herself - keep it together, I have to keep it together).
(But she couldn't, she thought she could...after the ovation the crowd gave her as well as many "We love you's" they shouted, what made her lose all composure, and openly weep was when the crowd of 50,000 strong started chanting in unison and at an overwhelming volume over and over again:
O...MEG...GA...O...MEG...GA
Gorilla Ventura - Ladies and Gentlemen...Cheerleader Melissa has an announcement for us all...but due to technical difficulties...that will have to wait until after...
(As they cut to a commercial, Nova Warrior (Omega's granddaughter) hopped over the ring barrier and Cheerleader Melissa, April Hunter and Nova Warrior all embraced in a group hug. Through their tears, April and Nova tried to reassure Cheerleader Melissa as best as they could...Nova told Cheerleader Melissa...Omega isn't just a man...He is The man...he Will be back).
From - The Planet Cloneworld
Height - 6' 1"
Weight - 243 lbs.
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"Solar Flair"
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From - Glascow, Scotland
Height - 6' 2"
Weight - 232 lbs.
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Roddy Piper
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From the time when Piper attacked Flair, (a second before the bell rang) to the end of the match 24 minutes later; this match was a total endurance trial - not only physically but also mentally. A raw no nonsense battle between two of the greatest opportunists of all time.
Piper wasted no time in attacking Flair from behind and quickly unleashed a powerful offense culminating in; Piper beating Flair senseless outside the ring, tossing him back in the ring to expertly slash his face open without being detected - and a near SLEEPER victory.
But now Flair came back with an offensive answer to Piper's - complete with Flair clamping on his FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK for a near submission, a near pinfall by his PIN USING ROPES and a Leg Sweep outside the ring on Piper that cracked the back of his head open for a near count out.
Piper then somehow stormed out on offense by out brawling Flair for a time until Flair countered with a knee to the head off the ropes. Flair's offense went into the next level as he systematically started to work on Piper's legs - leaving him limping severely. Piper knew that if Flair used his FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK on him - that was it. Through sheer willpower Piper came back with a viscious Eye Rake and then pushed Flair out of the ring. After; falling on top of Flair, slamming his head on the arena floor (almost gaining a countout victory as well here), Roddy Piper clamped on his SLEEPER. Piper dragged both of them down to the canvas; for added leverage and to get off his possibly sprained ankle and bad legs. Ric Flair found the hold inescapable, but refused to submit - and subsequently passed out cold in the hold.
Roddy Piper defeated "Solar Flair" via Knockout by his SLEEPER at the 24 minute mark, Roddy Pipers starting Fatigue in the second round will be 3.
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April Hunter held one hand as Nova Warrior held Cheerleader Melissa's other hand as Pit Viper handed her the microphone at the announcers desk:
Cheerleader Melissa - (After the crowd settled down a bit) - I Love You All Too!...(lots of cheering)...Star Warrior cannot participate in The Tournament tonight...He's going out to...to look for his...Father (more cheering)...(tears start to roll down her cheeks) wrestling in his place tonight...will be Star Warriors son...Bloodline (massive cheering)...The only condition Bloodline has...is that he wrestles under the name...Bloodline of Cetus tonight...In honor of his...Grandfather (place absolutely erupts for a good 5 minutes at least)...
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The Prisoners In Cell Block _:
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(Wince McCan't - with the help of his son Payne McCan't - attempts to execute his so called Grand Master Plan ahead of schedule...)
A tremendous, thick fog hung over Brooklyn as well as parts of Staten Island on that night.
Wince McCant's son Payne McCan't said to his father, not long before it all started - Pop...are sure you still want to do this? Especially tonight...of all nights?
Wince McCan't said, in reply to his son:
Wince McCan't - (happily) - Son O_ mine...the time has _Inally come _Or Wince McCan't to get his kicks...Be_Ore the whole shithouse goes up in _Lames.
Payne greatly questioned his father's sanity, but being an enabler he rationalized his way neatly around that fact - he hasn't seen his Dad this happy in at least a few years...Payne only hopes this may give him some closure...a huge part of the wrestling world...is after all revenge...pure and simple.
Slowly, the refurbished B52 bomber picked up speed and left the airfield adjacent to Creepy Castle McCan't, the castle and headquarters of The World Wide Empire...and home of The McCan'ts.
With Payne McCan't in the pilots seat flying the plane...Wince McCan't (while standing proudly behind his son) placed his hand on Payne's shoulder...and started to get emotional.
Hearing his father sniffle and tear up a bit...Payne let go of the controls with his right hand...and placed his hand on top of his fathers, and said:
Payne McCan't - I know Pop...I love you too...now go do this.
Wince McCan't tried to say it too...but he didn't need to. They both knew that.
Wince McCan't - Payne...
Payne McCan't - Yeah Pop...
Wince McCan't - May The _Orce be with you...
Payne McCan't - And also be with you...
At this point Wince McCan't went into the bombadeers position to make the preparations.
The bomb was supposed to be dropped directly onto the parking lot of The LXG Arena in Brooklyn in conjunction with the Only The Strong Survive Tournament, in order to impact as many people as possible.
But days later, Wince eventually find out that the Tournament was actually held on The Moon that night, not in Brooklyn. That will be the final insult related to this overall catastrophe.
The B52 navigated the wind and fog that night and Wince released the bomb bay doors and the totally unthinkable was happening:
The doors opened and the large bomb...one about the size of a mailbox you would find on the streets of Brooklyn plummeted from the body of the bomber. On the side of the bomb painted in red letters was...strangely:
F - BOMB.
If that wasn't disturbing enough, around the bomb were reigns and a saddle sat on top of it...
Sitting atop the saddle, straddling his F Bomb, was a stark naked Wince McCan't - save cowboy boots with spurs and a folded parachute on his back while he furiously waved a cowboy hat yelling out at the top of his lungs:
Wince McCan't - I_ I CAN'T USE AN _...THEN NO ONE CAN!!!
See, this bomb, upon impact explodes and converts into powder form so...it actually doesn't hurt anyone...it only (through the dark enchantments of Zaratticus), renders everyone within its blast radius unable to use the letter F in all speech (like Wince).
If it had hit the concrete in The LXG Arena parking lot, (per the plan) it's blast radius would have truly included all of Brooklyn.
However, when Wince was confident all was well and he pulled the rip cord on his parachute, he (and Payne's) calculations on this foggy night were as wrong as could be.
Not only did the F - Bomb miss the parking lot, it didnt even hit Brooklyn.
And not only did Wince miss his targeted landing on Staten Island, he missed Staten Island.
The wind gusts carried the deleriously ecstatic McCan't west - and ultimately he came to land on top of and hang from indefinitely the Staten Island side tower of The Verrazano Narrows Bridge - which connects Brooklyn with Staten Island.
The F - Bomb only hit one single thing...it was a direct hit that couldn't ever be achieved even if you tried.
It impacted into the small cozy sailboat of Hizzoner - The Mayor of New York City - Ned Krotch, who was with The Incomperable Smallie Biggs and a bevy of Biggs Escorts - all in a naked cluster...
The F - Bomb detonated on impact but unevenly due to a very uneven surface, infecting actually only those on the boat as well as crippling the vessel:
Ned Krotch - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!...WHERE'S ALL THIS..._UCKING WATER COMING FROM!!!
As a result - Wince and Payne McCan't were cut down and captured - charged and incarcenated under a high level charge of a crime that has no known criminal code.
On that day, The New York City Police Department officially established a criminal code for dropping an F - Bomb that weighs a metric ton.
Wince & Payne were processed very quickly and quietly...they both now sit in a cell that's part of an unknown, private and disturbing dungeon deep underneath The Mayors (And all former Mayor's) Home - Gracie Mansion...
Payne - Pop...we gotta figure a way out of this...
Wince - We have to try...to appeal to a higher court...
Payne - Who, the district attorney's office...Sis?
Wince - No...(He looked around before whispering to his son)...A_ghanistan Bananastan...
Payne - Hmmm?...
Wince - And next time...we watch the weather channel _Irst...
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Tyler Black vs Harley Race
Next Report:
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Unleashed In The East:
(When the retreating Dominion's attack fleet finally arrives back at Castilex on orders from The Queen of the Night, The Dominion discover her ruse and betrayal - and react on an unprecidented level...)
Have a good night all!
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Post by TTX on Jan 16, 2018 20:44:10 GMT -5
Just too funny, Bri. Looking forward to Black vs Race.
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Post by Pariah on Jan 17, 2018 4:14:29 GMT -5
Hahaha! Best of luck with that appeal, Wince... _reaking priceless!
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Post by cruefan68 on Jan 17, 2018 9:00:39 GMT -5
It was a tough battle but I am very happy to see "Rowdy" Roddy Piper moving on to the next round. The saga of Wince McCant had me rolling as did Pariah leaving out the "F" in freaking priceless  |
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Post by Kat Rana on Jan 17, 2018 15:38:25 GMT -5
Really great Piper & Flair match! That must have been fun to roll.
Loved hearing about the F-bomb f-up! Oh dear... Let's see how that pans out...
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Post by Bri on Jan 18, 2018 10:46:01 GMT -5
There was a time for me that Mil was just killing everybody until he fluke lost to Chris Candido of all people. (Mil was my World champ and there was a period I gave anyone who died a World Title match. Which means Chris Candido and Billy Red Lyons are among my World champions) Hey TTX! I hear ya. I've seen a few wrestlers who are like that. Really tough but they loose to matches they really should have won. Cool that you gave Candido & Lyons shots - I enjoy little touches like that. Many thanks my friend! |
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Post by Bri on Jan 18, 2018 10:47:35 GMT -5
Just too funny, Bri. Looking forward to Black vs Race. You are too kind amigo! Should be posting the next match and installment soon. Always thankful for your support! |
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