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Post by Bri on Jan 18, 2018 10:51:24 GMT -5
Hahaha! Best of luck with that appeal, Wince... _reaking priceless! Totally classic my friend! Thanks and really stoked you enjoyed the _Estivities and the ill _Ortune that plagues Wince. His story continues, this is just the end of one really weird chapter. More to _Ollow!! |
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Post by Bri on Jan 18, 2018 10:56:35 GMT -5
It was a tough battle but I am very happy to see "Rowdy" Roddy Piper moving on to the next round. The saga of Wince McCant had me rolling as did Pariah leaving out the "F" in freaking priceless  Hey cruefan68! It was one hell of the match, best one so far. Figured you would dig that result! Wince is both comic and tragic at the same time, all of the time. So jazzed that you enjoyed. Was hoping you all would enjoy this odd part of his continuing tale. Thanks again for all! |
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Post by Bri on Jan 18, 2018 11:02:50 GMT -5
Really great Piper & Flair match! That must have been fun to roll. Loved hearing about the F-bomb f-up! Oh dear... Let's see how that pans out... Hey Kat Rana! Very glad you enjoyed Flair vs Piper. It was intense! Best match of the tourny so far. It took me a while to be able to even conceive of writting it up - just so much to tell. Wince is definitely in a pickle - the guards at the Mayor's dungeon call him Really Strangelove. Apparently a traffic helicopter was within the vicinity of the bomb attempt. More to come. Really appreciate you being a part of this madness! |
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Post by Bri on Jan 18, 2018 12:02:17 GMT -5
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 5 - ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE Tournament!
The LXG Arena in The City of Fight, The Moon !
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Tournament Round 1 - Match 4:
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Pre Match:
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Primary LXG Announcer - (the very reserved Jim Solie) - tried to be witty and use a touch of innuendo with his first comment before the match below. But he was so aroused and excited in trying to venture into unfamiliar waters - he inadvertently screwed it up.
What he wanted to say was:
Ladies and Gentlemen...You've heard that correctly...when the final two wrestlers meet at the end of the night...they will be only 2 out of 3 Falls away from a Canadian Climax!
But poor Jim said "Balls" instead of "Falls".
He was absolutely mortified...the man actually used the word Gadzooks in a sentence and started drinking during the broadcast...an even deeper sea of unfamiliar water...and of all things that Aethran Whiskey - Cleansed - 112 proof.
To top it all off, Cranky LXG Receptionist Theresa, (who was sitting in the first row behind our broadcast team) saw her moment to take a jab at one of her bosses by leaning into microphone range and saying:
Theresa - You know...I think we should just leave Sky Low Low out of all of this altogether...
The entire broadcast team broke up, some laughing so hard they farted - with the exception of Jim of course and April Hunter:
April Hunter (Yelling into her ear) - Theresa...is that really true about Sky...having three balls?
Cranky Theresa - (Yelling back into hers) - Are you kidding?...good God...that little punk is deformed...I saw him once at the beach...looked like he had a bowl of fruit in his trunks...
From - Davenport, IA
Height - 6' 1"
Weight - 209 lbs.
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Tyler Black
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From - Kansas City, MO
Height - 6' 1"
Weight - 268 lbs.
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Harley Race
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Tyler Black made quite an entrance to the ring before the match started, some in attendance feared him and some wanted him...but it was obvious to all...he wasn't human anymore. His Embrace to the darkness was exhilarating. One of Coven Black's many wives - Brooklyn, (the former Miss Brooklyn - when she was human) saw to that. Harley Race on the other hand, didn't give a shit as to who Black thought he was...just ring the friggin bell.
Tyler Black came on full force against Harley Race suprising & outmaneuvering him. He seemed supernaturally agile, but as soon as Race was able to catch him, he hit as hard as he could and executed with all the power he had.
Black quickly reversed Race's brief powerful offense and started to effectively weaken him via multiple executions of his Paroxysm - A Swinging Lifting Inverted DDT. At this point, all Race could do was to absorb the punnishment as best as he could - and keep getting up and kicking out.
But this particular move soon rendered Race immobile in the ring. Black mounted the top ropes, winked to Brooklyn...who winked back from her second row seat and hit his primary finisher PHOENIX SPLASH perfectly, for the three count.
Tyler Black Defeats Harley Race via a PHOENIX SPLASH Pinfall at the 3 minute mark. Black's Fatigue in the second round will be 0.
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As Sinful was yelling into Rook's ear at ringside about their fellow Family of Blood member Tyler Black's effort - and Rook had a handul of her thigh...a video message came on all the big screens in the 50,000 seat arena.
It was LXG Commissioner Sly Drury...and his message completely solidified the fans hatred of him:
Sly Drury's Message Summary:
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After The Only The Strong Survive Champion of the Universe Tournament has concluded, the following contests will immediately follow:
1. Lucky 13 PPV matches:
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* Fan Appreciation Match - A.J. Styles vs Wolf.
* Because I Said So Match - Andrea the Giant vs Cheerleader Melissa.
* 16 Person - All Aethran Battle Royal - The Winner is recognized as the true Minister of War within The LXG and the planet of Aethra, by the right, justice and truth that lies in the heart of combat.
* For The Control of Viper's Pit - Pit Viper vs Roddy Piper - No Disqualifications, No Interferences, No Count Outs.
* Main Event - For 5% of The LXG goes to Wince McCan't if Wince's wrestler - "Big Superstar" defeats LXG Principal Owner The Dark Menace's wrestler - Monolith.
(This 5% would come from The Dark Menace's piece of the pie).
If Monolith beats "Big Superstar" then The LXG collectively receives an additional 5% of The World Wide Empire.
2. Next comes - Regime Change Match Series:
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The current ratings point system is being abolished and all match ups will be booked by myself, exclusively.
In the near future, The LXG will recognise only 4 titles.
The rest of the original LXG titles will be decommissioned once the current champions are defeated - they being:
* Television Champion - Penny Banner.
* Hardcore Tag Team Champions - Harley Race & Nick Bockwinkel.
* Hardcore Champion - Jim Londos.
* Intercontinental Champion - Andre the Giant (this announcement, along with Penny Banners title drew the most animosity...this one especially).
I...Your Commissioner will be arranging a series matches with all of these "champions" for as long as it takes in order to win back these titles so I can trash them...because all have refused to relinquish them:
*Penny Banner Defends The Television Title against hired gun - Alpha Female.
*Harley Race & Nick Bockwinkel Defend The Hardcore Tag Team Titles against Iron Hand & Code Destroyer - No Disqualifications, No Interruptions.
*Jim Londos Defends The Hardcore Title against Sly Drury - No Disqualifications, No Interruptions.
*Andre the Giant Defends The Intercontinental Title against Shayne, No Disqualifications, No Interruptions.
The only two existing titles (and their "champions") that will be carried over are:
* LXG World Champion - Rob Van Dam.
* LXG World Tag Team Champions - Jimmy Snuka & Giant Baba.
(Van Dams title remains unchanged however, strangely to us, LXG World Champion now becomes a secondary title...and boy is this man pissed).
(Snuka & Baba's World Tag Team Titles have been rebranded as Tag Team Champions of the Universe).
3. Next comes:
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* The Only The Strong Survive - Womens Championship of the Universe - 16 Woman Battle Royal.
Sly Drury - In closing, all of the preceding messages have all been authorized and unilaterally approved by The Principal owner of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...The Dark Menace.
(To add insult to injury - this jumbo tron message was the way Drury broke this confirming and or completely new news to all of these champions and wrestlers...).
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Fly on the Wall Report:
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Unleashed In The East:
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(When the retreating Dominion's attack fleet finally arrives back at Castilex on orders from The Queen of the Night, The Dominion discover her ruse and betrayal - And they react on an unprecidented level...)
The Invasion Fleet retreated from Earth's Moon on a slow and very stealthy course back to Castilex (Minor), as per the Queen of the Night's orders.
When they were in orbit around Castilex (Minor), they requested clearance to land.
Up to this point in time, The Dominion insisted upon only keeping a communication line open with The Queen of the Night, for concern of messages being intercepted or decoded. More and more throughout this universe of ours, communications are becoming not as secure as they once were...nor as private.
And also, up to this point...they thought they could trust her...
The Dominion Leaders and especially - The War Council were completely blind sided by this sudden change in war plans and directive. The Queen had always been; strong willed, not afraid to ask the tough questions and stand her ground when she felt in the right - (truth be told that's why some of them really respected her).
But when they found out what she told the Commander of the Invasion Fleet & how long ago she told it to them, they needed to verify this immediately with her.
The Commander of The War Council tried the special communication device between himself and The Queen.
There was no connection...let alone a response...(as the communication device now lay at the bottom of The Pacific Ocean).
What followed was an intense exchange between The Leaders and The War Council that lasted an hour or so. All of the lower tier men and slaves vacated that entire floor within minutes.
None of them had ever seen nor heard such discord and rage from these - the highest tiers and Leaders of The Dominion.
When the doors flew open...completely off of their hinges and crashed against the wall...they spread out all throughout The Capitol - shouting orders and angrily barking out demands to everyone.
She has gone off the grid...She and those unworthy - sub par wrestlers that fleed the GWF seeking sanctuary and asylum at The LXG.
This was treason...They knew now that The Queen did this to stall for time...to give herself a head start.
This...was now it...here is where it really all started.
No one who experienced it on either Castilex would ever, ever forget the ominous drumming during the preparations.
The most violent heartbeat of the gargantuan power in the Universe.
The Dominion War Machine started turning now on a truly unprecedented level.
On Castilex (Minor), 75 Million out of The 100 Million Troops entered their warships and prepared their vessels, ground, sea and air transports and individual weapons for war.
The 50 Million native slaves were ordered to step up their work and mass production of war materials to almost 1 & 1/2 to 2 times the standard production.
On Castilex (Major) - The largest planet by far within The Kronos Dimension, 400 Million out of 500 Million Troops started to do the same, supported by its 200 Million native slaves and all of their efforts.
The Invasion Fleet That left Castilex (Minor) was headed towards all of the known planets in The Universe...could be going anywhere.
The Invasion Fleet That was preparing to leave Castilex (Major) took much longer to organise and mobilise.
And once it did take off, it was headed towards the portal...to enter our dimension and our universe.
On the planet that was called the Crossroads - was the portal between the Kronos Dimension and our own - and now great disruption.
This Invasion Fleet from Castilex (Major) was an unholy sight - even sighted from as far away as the planet that contained the Crossroads was.
From the Kronos Dimension side of the planet Crossroads was where The Guardian saw the Castilex (Major) Invasion Fleet from.
The Castilex (Minor) fleet was horrific enough.
But this overehelming sight...would haunt him for the rest of his life.
Before this moment, the animals and wildlife that made the Kronos side of The Crossroads their home were basically content...all things considered.
But they all sensed what was coming...and it was as unnatural as could be...they all immediately started to run towards portal in the side of The Enormous Mountain, a mountain thats edges protruded into both The Kronos dimension and ours...on the Crisscross planet with sides in both dimensions.
On our side of The Enormous Mountain...the animals and wildlife also sensed something very very wrong headed this way...and all at once it happened.
The animals came through the portal from The Kronos side into ours...they kept coming...and the frantic stampede only increased over and over again...along with them now went the animals on our side of The Enormous Mountain...they all ran far and well...into the night...the few humanoid settlers saw what was happening...and they too ran with them in the same direction...as far away from this horror as possible...
Truly frightened now beyond belief...The Guardian tried to send a telepathic message to Endgame...but much to his increasing sense of panic...he realized he was out of range.
The Guardian...fueled by fear and adrenaline astrally flew twice as fast through space than he ever did before...to try to warn Endgame and all...as soon as he could...
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Next Match:
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Buddy Rogers vs Bryan Danielson
Next Report:
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The Dead Poets Society:
(After a very intense peyote experience, Jim Morrison has a vision and subsequently rendezvous with some other "dead" people - setting out on a secret mission regarding The LXG's chief concern - The Dominion...Leaving Phantasy...as well as Afghanistan Bananastan in much confusion and worry...)
The LXG - "We aim to give great fed...as much as possible"
Happy Friday Eve all!
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Post by TTX on Jan 18, 2018 12:06:18 GMT -5
Nightmare Nikki: "Tyler Black with the big upset. Not just by beating Race, but how fast he did it." Amaranth: "Phoenix Splash is capable of putting anyone away." Eris: "Now we get one of our favorites in Bryan Danielson taking on the Original Nature Boy." Nikki: "Bet he'll be styling and profiling."
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Post by Pariah on Jan 18, 2018 17:00:06 GMT -5
Defintely a big win for Black as he takes out Race with finesse... Race displayed his usual toughness, but just couldn't seem to keep up with the quick moving Black...
Two contests I'm really looking forward to... The absolutely PHENOMENAL meets the ULTIMATE SAVAGE - Styles vs. Wolf... And Shayne faces the ultimate test in the reigning IC champion, Andre the Giant...
Just, WOW!
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Post by cruefan68 on Jan 20, 2018 14:23:02 GMT -5
Defintely a big win for Black as he takes out Race with finesse... Race displayed his usual toughness, but just couldn't seem to keep up with the quick moving Black... Two contests I'm really looking forward to... The absolutely PHENOMENAL meets the ULTIMATE SAVAGE - Styles vs. Wolf... And Shayne faces the ultimate test in the reigning IC champion, Andre the Giant... Just, WOW! I totally agree with our good friend Pariah as that was a huge win for Tyler Black over Harley Race. I am also really looking forward to Shayne vs. Andre the Giant. Now for another musical interlude... Five to one, baby One in five No one here get's out alive, now You get yours, baby I'll get mine Gonna make it, baby If we try... The Doors - Five To One |
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Post by Bri on Jan 20, 2018 15:12:30 GMT -5
Nightmare Nikki: "Tyler Black with the big upset. Not just by beating Race, but how fast he did it." Amaranth: "Phoenix Splash is capable of putting anyone away." Eris: "Now we get one of our favorites in Bryan Danielson taking on the Original Nature Boy." Nikki: "Bet he'll be styling and profiling." Hey TTX! Totally awesome when the Terrible Trio make an appearance. Getting ready to post the next match and all pretty soon. It was quite an interesting match. Thanks very much for that! |
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Post by Bri on Jan 20, 2018 15:17:41 GMT -5
Defintely a big win for Black as he takes out Race with finesse... Race displayed his usual toughness, but just couldn't seem to keep up with the quick moving Black... Two contests I'm really looking forward to... The absolutely PHENOMENAL meets the ULTIMATE SAVAGE - Styles vs. Wolf... And Shayne faces the ultimate test in the reigning IC champion, Andre the Giant... Just, WOW! Hey Pariah! Glad you dug the match, Tyler Black was on fire for sure. Wolf vs Styles should hopefully be a something else - might even see these two tangle in the Only The Strong Survive Tourney. Sly Drury decided to wrestle Jim Londos instead of a furious Andre. He goaded Shayne into proving himself by trying to topple him! Very glad you are looking forward to this my friend. Mee Too! |
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Post by Bri on Jan 20, 2018 15:24:10 GMT -5
Defintely a big win for Black as he takes out Race with finesse... Race displayed his usual toughness, but just couldn't seem to keep up with the quick moving Black... Two contests I'm really looking forward to... The absolutely PHENOMENAL meets the ULTIMATE SAVAGE - Styles vs. Wolf... And Shayne faces the ultimate test in the reigning IC champion, Andre the Giant... Just, WOW! I totally agree with our good friend Pariah as that was a huge win for Tyler Black over Harley Race. I am also really looking forward to Shayne vs. Andre the Giant. Now for another musical interlude... Five to one, baby One in five No one here get's out alive, now You get yours, baby I'll get mine Gonna make it, baby If we try... The Doors - Five To One Hey cruefan68! What's really good for Tyler Black is that he will be unfatigued for his next match of the night. I am hoping Andre vs The Real Ordeal doesn't dissapoint! That is a very appropriate tune to quote right now Crue considering the state of The LXG at the moment - Not to mention one of the Doors top ten tunes! (For me anyway!). Always dig you being a part my friend! |
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