EXTREME DREAM PRE SHOW STARTS NOW[The Extreme Dream 2018 pre show comes on the air. We see Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, “Captain” Lou Albano and Renee Young sitting at a massive table in the arena in Orlando, Florida before The Extreme Dream pay per view kicks off. The shot then goes onto Renee Young, who is wearing a purple sweater. She sees the camera and smiles.]Renee Young: Welcome to The Extreme Dream 2018 pre show, I am your host Renee Young along side legends “Captain” Lou Albano and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan. We are here to discuss the matches for tonight’s card before it all goes down. I got to say that I am pretty excited about tonight’s big event. What about you guys?
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Well Renee, I am excited too. It’s a big show and there is a lot on the line here tonight. I can’t wait until we find out who our first champions are!
“Captain” Lou Albano: You’re right Heenan, it’s going to be a big show. We’ve got three championships to be decided! It’s not one that you’re going to want to miss. We’ve got seven big matches tonight, with two on the pre show. We are going to dive into those and make predictions for the matches I am sure.
Renee Young: You’re right Lou. Tonight on the pre show we have two pre show matches to get you ready for tonight’s big card. These matches were just added this afternoon. We will see Dick Justice take on Hydra and then we will see Swamp Monster taking on Jervis Cottonbelly. But that’s not all. We will also have “All Ego” Ethan Page in the social media lounge answering your twitter questions so send those in!
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: “All Ego” Ethan Page is an excellent wrestler and he has the right attitude to make it far in the Intense Wrestling Federation. Can we run down some matches? I am getting super excited for this show!
Renee Young: Okay, Our first match that we are going to look at, just added to the pay per view this afternoon, we’ve got Sonny Kiss taking on El Generico in a first time ever match. Who do you think is going to walk out with the win tonight?
“Captain” Lou Albano: Well, El Generico is probably one of the best wrestlers in the world. He’s quick and he’s fast. I don’t think Sonny Kiss will be able to get past “The Generic Luchador.”
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: I’ve seen this Sonny Kiss before. He’s quick and he is a great high flyer. I am going to say that he walks out with the victory tonight over El Generico.
Renee Young: You guys both have good points. I am not sure who is going to win this one. I’m going to have to go with El Generico, he is just a little too quick for Sonny Kiss!
[Soon Sonny Kiss appears at the giant table where the hosts are sitting. The camera goes onto just him and Renee Young.]Sonny Kiss: I just want to say that tonight will be a big match for me. El Generico is quick by I am quicker. I don’t think that El Generico can stand toe to toe with me in that ring and after tonight I am going to be going to the top of the Intense Wrestling Federation.
Renee Young: Sonny, before you leave what is your game plan going in with someone as talented as El Generico.
Sonny Kiss: Well Renee, if I told you my plan, that wouldn’t be very smart. I promise you that I will walk out the winner and maybe, just maybe - One Man Gang will give me the opportunities I deserve. That’s right One Man Gang, I am calling you out. If I beat El Generico, I want a championship match against whoever walks out tonight with that Television championship. That’s all I got.
[Sonny Kiss then walks off camera. The shot then goes back onto Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and “Captain” Lou Albano.]“Captain” Lou Albano: Wow, Sonny Kiss asking for what he wants!
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: I am very impressive with Sonny Kiss’ attitude. He’s going places.
Renee Young: Up next we are going to look at the number one contender match for the IWF World Tag Team championship. On one side we have The Colony made up of Fire Ant and Green Ant taking on 3.0 - made up of “Big Magic” Shane Matthews and “Jagged” Scott Parker. The winners of this match will get a tag team title shot against either N_R_G or the team of Cheech and Cheeseburger. Who do you have winning this one Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and “Captain” Lou?
[The camera goes onto Bobby Heenan.]Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: It is going to be a close match but I think that The Colony is going to walk out with the victory. They are a great team and I think they are a better team than 3.0. That’s just my opinion.
“Captain” Lou Albano: I think that 3.0 are going to win. They have the experience, they have been teaming for years. They are going to be the ones getting the tag team title shot and you can bank on that!
Renee Young: Well it’s a toss up, I guess I have to break the tie and say that 3.0 are going to walk out with the victory. I think they are a great team and I think that tonight is their night. It will be surely interesting to see what happens. Let’s go to a break but when we come back we are going to be talking about the Intense Wrestling Federation Tag Team championship Match. It’s N_R_G taking on Cheech and Cheeseburger and we will talk about that when we get back.
[The show then goes to a commercial where they talk about the next Intense Wrestling Federation pay per view. The pay per view will be called March Massacre and it will take place on March twenty fifth from San Antonio, Texas!][The show comes back and the same three hosts are sitting at the table. The camera goes onto Renee Young who smiles and then begins to speak.]Renee Young: Also tonight we have the tag team championship on the line when N_R_G takes on Cheech and Cheeseburger. Who do you have for this one “Captain” Lou?
“Captain” Lou Albano: Well we’ve got a makeshift team of Cheech and Cheeseburger and an already established team in N_R_G. I have a feeling that N_R_G is going to walk out with the gold and their hands raised in victory.
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: I think it’s the other way around. N_R_G is a great tag team but I think that Cheech and Cheeseburger have a certain chemistry that N_R_G doesn’t have. I think that they are going to walk out with the straps even though they are a makeshift tag team.
Renee Young: I am going to go with Cheech and Cheeseburger. I’ve seen them go in the ring and I think they are ready to win those tag team championship belts. Don’t forget that Cheech is a very good tag team wrestler.
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: You’re right about that, Cheech is a great wrestler in singles matches or tag team matches.
Renee Young: Okay next we are going to go to Tom Phillips who is in the social media lounge with “All Ego” Ethan Page. Let’s go to them right now.
“ALL EGO” ETHAN PAGE ANSWERS TWEETS[The shot goes to a room with two chairs and a television. Tom Phillips is sitting on the chair to the left and on the right is “All Ego” Ethan Page. Tom Phillips sees the camera and that’s when he begins to speak.]Tom Phillips: I am your host here in the social media lounge, Tom Phillips and I am here with “All Ego” Ethan Page. Ethan Page will be taking your questions via twitter. Are you ready Ethan?
“All Ego” Ethan Page: Let’s get this over with, I’ve got a big match to prepare for.
Tom Phillips: First question is from @joeynumbers819, they ask what is your strategy for the Television championship battle royal tonight?
“All Ego” Ethan Page: Do you think that it’d be a good idea to give away my strategy for a championship match? Just know that I have one. I am going to walk out with the Intense Wrestling Federation’s Television championship and that is just the way thinks will go. I don’t care how many wrestlers I have to throw out of the ring because I know that I am going to win. If you got a problem with that, well come try to take me out in the battle royal. It ain’t going to be easy.
Tom Phillips: Okay, next question. This one comes from @eddiepoptart, they ask what are you going to do to celebrate once you win the television championship tonight?
“All Ego” Ethan Page: Well poptart, I am going to party in downtown Orlando, Florida. I am going to grab some beers, meet some beautiful women and party all night long. Does answer your question?
Tom Phillips: Okay final question, this one is from @rodthebod, if you don’t win the match tonight, what are you going to do?
“All Ego” Ethan Page: If I don’t win, well I am going to hunt down One Man Gang and demand a championship match because there is no way I am losing unless I get screwed out of the win. I can’t wait to see everyone’s face when they see me win the championship. When I win that belt I am going to hold it for a real long time. I think I may retire IWF Television champion. Anyway, are we done with these questions, I have to go.
Tom Phillips: Well thank you Ethan for your time.
“All Ego” Ethan Page: The pleasure was all yours.
[The shot then goes back on Renee Young, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and “Captain” Lou Albano.]Renee Young: We’ve just got word from The One Man Gang that he will start off Extreme Dream 2018 with an announcement. He didn’t say what it was about but he will open the show with an announcement. Okay, we’ve got something else to discuss and it’s not a match but it is something that is happening here in the IWF. A couple of weeks back on Tuesday Night Turbo there was a six man tag scheduled between the entrants for the World championship gauntlet match and they were all taken out before they even had a chance to get to the ring. One Man Gang has issued a challenge to whoever took them out. On the last episode of Tuesday Night Turbo, One Man Gang called them out - the lights went off and then came back on and three masked men appeared. The lights went out again and they were gone. What is going on with this situation, got any ideas Bobby or Lou?
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Whoever they are, they sure like to play mind games. Will they show up tonight? We will find out. I just hope The One Man Gang has enough back up to take on three men. We shall see what happens tonight on Extreme Dream.
“Captain” Lou Albano: I don’t know exactly what is going on but what I do know is that The One Man Gang is upset that someone attacked his wrestlers - who are not under contract with the Intense Wrestling Federation. All I got to say is be careful guys when messing with the One Man Gang because he is one tough customer.
Renee Young: Okay and next we have the Television championship battle royal. We’ve got ten men and only one can walk out with the belt. In the match we’ve got Kazarian, AR Fox, BJ Whitmer, Jon Moxley, “All Ego” Ethan Page, Tyler Black, Jaka, Jay Lethal, Stevie Richards and “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels. Bobby, who do you have winning this match?
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Well, in a battle royal you don’t know what’s going to happen. All these wrestlers fighting this way and that. Anything can go down. I’ve been in battle royals before, I know that it’s a very dangerous match. As for who is winning, I like “All Ego” Ethan Page. He is a great wrestler and I think he has the right attitude to walk out with the television championship.
“Captain” Lou Albano: My pick is Jon Moxley, he’s great in the ring and I think he’d make a great television champion. I think he’s the guy to beat in this one.
Renee Young: Yeah, I’m going to have to go with “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels. He’s a great wrestler and I think he can handle himself very well in this. My pick is for Christopher Daniels. We are going to go to a commercial break but when we come back we are going to talk about the main event. Plus we have two special pre show matches coming up! Stay tuned!
[The show then goes to a commercial for IWF’s sponsor - Toys R US. The show then comes back after that brief commercial break.]Renee Young: Okay up next we have our main event to talk about. Six men have qualified to compete for the World Heavyweight championship. We’ve got Joker, Jimmy Jacobs, Chuck Taylor, Ultramatis Black, Matt Sydal and Michael Elgin! Who do you think is going to walk out with the World Heavyweight championship?
“Captain” Lou Albano: My pick is Matt Sydal, he’s a great wrestler and deserves to be World Heavyweight champion.
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: I think I’ll take Chuck Taylor. I just like the guy and want him to win the championship!
Renee Young: I will take Jimmy Jacobs, he’s a sneak and I think he can sneak his way to victory and become the very first Intense Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight champion! Now, we are going to go to another commercial break, but when we come back we have two matches for everyone. This is just a taste of what you’ll get on the pay per view. The two matches are Dick Justice taking on Hydra and Swamp Monster taking on Jervis Cottonbelly! We will be right back.
[The show then goes to a commercial break for Domino’s Pizza. After the commercial, we go ringside where the ring announcer is standing in the center - about to introduce the first match.]DICK JUSTICE -VERSUS- HYDRARing Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from ‘Merica, weighing in at fifty starts and thirteen bars, here is “Supercop” Dick Justice!
[The camera goes on the entrance way and we see Dick Justice make his way down the aisle. He slaps hands with the ringside fans and then climbs the ringside steps and gets in the ring. He finds a corner and waits for his opponent to introduced.]Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at one hundred and thirty three pounds, here is Hydra!
[The camera goes back on the entrance ramp. Hydra comes down to the ring. He walks pretty quickly and jumps on the apron and into the ring. He poses to the crowd. The referee checks them both for weapons and then calls for the bell.]DING DING DING![They lock up. Dick Justice shoves Hydra to the mat. Hydra gets up and gets in the face of Dick. The two then exchange punches back and forth. Hydra gets the advantage and sends him into the ropes. Dick Justice stops and kicks Hydra in the face. He lifts him up in a gorilla press and drops him face first onto the mat. Hydra rolls over on his back and then Dick Justice bounces off the ropes and gives him a big splash. The referee counts the pin. 1…2…3!]DING DING DING!Ring Announcer: And your winner of the match, “Supercop” Dick Justice!
[The camera stays on Dick Justice as he exits the ring and makes his way up the entrance ramp. He pauses at the very top and turns around to the crowd lifting his arms in victory. He then walks to the backstage area. The camera then goes onto Hydra who is seriously hurt. The referee helps him up but Hydra falls back on the mat again. The referee lifts up Hydra and helps him out of the ring. The camera follows Hydra and the referee as they make their way back up the entrance ramp and to the backstage area.]Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Wow, Hydra is going to feel that in morning. Dick Justice just flattened him.
“Captain” Lou Albano: Yeah, short work by Dick Justice. I’m sure we will see more from him in the future here in the Intense Wrestling Federation. Now then, we’ve got one more match before we go live on pay per view. The match is going to be Swamp Monster taking on Jervis Cottonbelly. Let’s go to the ring.
[The shot then goes onto the ring announcer.]SWAMP MONSTER -VERSUS- “THE WORLD’S SWEETEST MAN” JERVIS COTTONBELLY
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from London, England, weighing in at fourteen stone and four pounds, here is “The World’s Sweetest Man” Jervis Cottonbelly!
[The shot then goes on the entrance ramp where we see Jervis Cottonbelly make his way down to the ring. He slaps hands with the ringside fans and then enters the ring. He finds a corner and waits for his opponent to be introduced.]
Ring Announcer: and his opponent, from They Bayou, weighing in at a Coupla’ loads of Compost, moss and such, here is Swamp Monster!
[The camera goes onto the entrance way where we see Swamp Monster make his way down the entrance ramp. He gets in the ring and waits for the match to start.] [The bell rings and the match is on. Swamp Monster grabs him and whips him into the ropes. Cottonbelly comes off and into a clothesline by Swamp Monster. Swamp Monster picks him up and slams him in the center of the ring. He then climbs up on the top turnbuckle and hits a Top Rope Double Foot Stomp. He goes for the pin and the referee counts it. 1…2…3!]
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of the match, Swamp Monster!
[The camera goes onto Swamp Monster who raises his hands in victory and then leaves the ring area and walks up the entrance ramp. The shot then goes back onto “Captain” Lou Albano and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan at the commentary table.]
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Well, we are just a couple of minutes away from Extreme Dream 2018! You still have time to order the pay per view, just call your cable provider!
“Captain” Lou Albano: Or you can go to iwfwrestling.com and you can order the pay per view there and watch it on your smart phone, tablet, desktop or laptop! You won’t want to miss this show. We’ve ran down the matches, it’s going to be a great show, don’t miss out! For those who already ordered we will see you live from Orlando, Florida in just a few!
[The Pre show goes off the air and we go into a commercial for the IWF’s next pay per view, March Massacre that takes place on March twenty fifth!]EXTREME DREAM 2018 BEGINS NOW![The camera goes onto the fans in the arena. They are waving at the camera and holding up signs that they made. The camera then goes onto the entrance way as we see red and blue pyro shoot off into the air. Once the pyro is over the camera pans the audience again and then goes onto the commentary table where we see Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and “Captain” Lou Albano sitting down. They see that the camera is on them and they then begin to speak.]“Captain” Lou Albano: Welcome everyone to the first Intense Wrestling Federation’s pay per view. It’s Extreme Dream 2018 and we are going to have a great time tonight. We’ve got five big matches for you tonight and we will be crowning three champions.
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: That’s right. We will see the first World Heavyweight, Television and Tag Team champions tonight. It’s going to be a hell of a show right Lou?
“Captain” Lou Albano: You’re right, I can hardly wait to see what happens here tonight. We’ve been sold out here for weeks and we thank everyone who ordered the pay per view tonight, we sure are going to deliver.
[The One Man Gang’s music hits and the fans get on their feet and look towards the entrance ramp. We see The One Man Gang pass the curtain and to the top of the entrance ramp. He seems to be all business as he makes his way down to the ring slowly. He gets in the ring and and grabs the microphone from the ring announcer. He waits for his music to die down and then brings the microphone to his lips. Before he can say one word the fans chant his name. He looks out to the crowd and smiles. He waits for the chant to fade out and then begins to speak.]
One Man Gang: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Extreme Dream! We’ve got a loaded card tonight and you know all the matches because we went through them all on the pre show. It was announced on the pre show that I would be opening the show and that I had a very important announcement. So let’s cut the crap and get right to that, shall we?
“Captain” Lou Albano: What is he going to say?
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Shut up Lou, he’s about to tell us.
[The shot continues onto The One Man Gang.]
One Man Gang: You know, I am a pretty busy guy. I’ve got a lot on my plate running the Intense Wrestling Federation, so I hired a little bit of help. In other words, we’re going to have a general manager to take care of the wrestling portion of the IWF. I am far too busy dealing with all the business side of the Intense Wrestling Federation - so without further ado, here is the new general manager of the IWF, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan!
[”Hacksaw” Jim Duggan’s music hits the loud speakers and the shot then goes onto the entrance ramp. He comes out onto the entrance ramp with his two by four and raises his hand in victory. He then marches down to the ringside area, climbs the ringside steps and gets in the ring. As his music dies out, he walks over to the One Man Gang and shakes his hand. He stands beside One Man Gang as Gang begins to speak once again.]
One Man Gang: So Hacksaw, you’re now the general manager, I trust you to make fair decisions for everyone. I trust your judgment, but just so you know, if anything gets out of line, you’re going to have to deal with me. I am a busy man and I don’t want to have to show up and set things straight, so make it easy on yourself and myself by running things fair. I know you’ll do just that but I wanted everyone know where we stand.
[The shot then goes onto “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan. He takes the microphone away from One Man Gang and looks out to the crowd. He smiles and gives One Man Gang a big thumbs up. He then brings the microphone to his lips and begins to speak.]“Hacksaw” Jim Duggan: Well Gang, we’ve butted heads before, but don’t you worry. Fair is fair and that’s how I am going to run the Intense Wrestling Federation. If anyone gets out of line, I’ve got my trusty two by four to make things more fair.
One Man Gang: I think I found the right guy for the job. I will be a pleasure to work with you. Now if you don’t mind, I think it’s time to get the show on the road. What do you say Orlando?
[The fans begin to cheer. Suddenly the lights go out in the arena and then they come back on. When they come back on we see three masked men standing around The One Man Gang and “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan. They go on the attack, going right after the One Man Gang. Jim Duggan, who was about to leave the ring, turns around and swings his two by four and one of the masked men. The lights go back out and when they come back on, the masked men are no longer there leaving everyone to wonder where they ended up going. One Man Gang and “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan then exit the ring and walk back up the entrance ramp, both men looking confused.]
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: What the hell was that? Those three masked men showed up and just as fast disappeared.
“Captain” Lou Albano: I don’t know what to think. These guys show up, they obviously have a problem with authority. They can’t even show their faces they are such scum. If they show up again, maybe I’ll go after them and even the odds.
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: You can go but I am going to stay right here where it’s safe. Anyway, it’s time to go to our first match! Let’s go to the ring announcer!
SONNY KISS -VERSUS- EL GENERICO[The shot goes onto the ring announcer who is standing in the center of the ring. He sees that the camera is on him and he begins to announce the next match.]Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, from the Sidelines of the Gridiron, weighing in at one hundred and seventy pounds, here is Sonny Kiss!
[The shot then goes onto the entrance way where we see Sonny Kiss step out of the backstage area and stop at the very top of the entrance ramp. He smiles and then walks down the aisle, slapping hands with the ringside fans. He hops up the apron and enters the ring. He then climbs up a corner and raises his hands in victory as his music begins to die out. He then waits for his opponent to come down to the ring and for the match to start.]Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Tijuana, Mexico, weighing in at one hundred and eighty pounds, here is - El Generico!
[The camera goes back on the entrance way where we see El Generico come down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the ringside fans. He jumps on the apron and raises his arms in victory and then enters the ring. He jumps on the top turnbuckle and raises his hand in victory and then jumps down. He takes off his cape and hands it to the person who brings back the wrestling gear to the backstage area. The two men stare each other down as the referee calls for the bell to start the match.]Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: This is going to be a great match. I can’t wait to see who walks out with the victory!
“Captain” Lou Albano: I have my money on El Generico, “The Generic Luchador” to take this one but really it could go either way.
[After the bell sounds they lock up. Sonny Kiss pushes him into a corner and does a clean break to the delight of the fans. El Generico continues to stare down Sonny Kiss. They lock up again and this time El Generico gets the advantage. He pushes Sonny Kiss into the corner and does a clean break of his own. The fans cheer for the respect these two men have for each other.]Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Why doesn’t one of them just waffle the other with a chair. Forget this sportsmanship!
“Captain” Lou Albano: These two respect each other and they are going to give us a good match. The fans love the fact that they have respect for each other and they are showing it by cheering both wrestlers on.
[They lock up again and Sonny Kiss puts on a grinding side headlock. He then goes behind and puts on an armbar. El Generico tries to get to the ropes but Sonny Kiss pulls him back into the center of the ring. Sonny Kiss forces down on the arm bar causing El Generico to reach out to the ropes. El Generico tries to escape but he isn’t able to. El Generico eventually gets to the ropes. Sonny Kiss breaks the hold. El Generico and Sonny Kiss circle the ring again and lock up. Generico sends Kiss into the ropes. Sonny bounces off and leap frogs over Generico. He then bounces off the ropes and Generico gives him a deep arm drag. He follows it up with another deep arm drag. Generico follows it up with a dropkick to the face sending Sonny Kiss out of the ring and onto the arena floor.]Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Now is the perfect time for El Generico to come out there and waffle him with a ring bell or chair. The match will end quicker than if he tries to out wrestle Sonny Kiss.
“Captain” Lou Albano: Well Heenan, I think they rather see who is the better wrestler than to throw it all away and risk getting disqualified.
[Sonny Kiss gets up on the apron and this gives Generico the opportunity to suplex him over the top rope and inside the ring. He grabs Sonny Kiss and suplexes him into the ring. He then bounces off the ropes and gives him a running knee drop. He then goes for the pin but only gets a near fall. Generico picks up Sonny Kiss and tosses him into the turnbuckle. El Generico then charges him and hits a running boot to the face. Sonny Kiss is hurt bad. El Generico lifts him up and goes for a brainbuster but Sonny counters and gets him into a small package. The referee is in position and begins to count. Generico only gets a near fall.]“Captain” Lou Albano: What a great match by these two. I don’t know who is going to walk out with the win, it could be anyone at this point in the match.
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: I’m going for Generico, the guy is just too quick for Sonny Kiss.
[El Generico picks up Sonny Kiss and gives him a few vicious chops. He then grabs him and tosses him into the turnbuckle. He charges at Sonny Kiss and goes for a big kick in the corner but Sonny Kiss moves out of the way at the last split second. El Generico is caught up in the ropes. Sonny Kiss comes from behind him and school boy’s him into a pin. The referee counts. 1…2…3!]Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of the match, Sonny Kiss!
[The camera goes onto Bobby Heenan and Lou Albano.]
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Sonny Kiss with the victory here tonight.
“Captain” Lou Albano: It could have gone either way. Glad to see Sonny Kiss pick up a huge victory tonight. These two men put on a hell of a match. I can’t wait to see more from these two guys!
[Sonny Kiss’ music hits and he gets up, holding his ribs. He then exits the ring with his hands in victory. The camera then goes onto El Generico. He shakes his head in disappointment and then exits the ring as well and walks up the entrance ramp.]“Captain” Lou Albano: Well that was a hell of a match.
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: That’s right. Both men with a great performance here tonight.
[The shot then goes backstage where we see 3.0 standing in front of a IWF backdrop. They see that the camera is on them and then begin to speak.]Scott “Jagged” Parker: Tonight we have a match against The Colony. The Colony, you are no match for us. We are going to be the number one contenders to the IWF Tag Team championship.
“Big Magic” Shane Matthews: All you do is have to step up the plate and beat us. Sounds easier said than done, that’s because it is. We are going to squash some bugs!
[The shot then goes onto the ring announcer.]SHANE MATTHEWS and SCOTT PARKER -VERSUS- FIRE ANT AND GREEN ANTRing Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Number one contender’s match for the Tag Team championship, introducing first, from Niagara Falls, weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred and nine pounds, here is 3.0!
[The camera goes onto the entrance way where we see Shane Matthews and Scott Parker make their way down the ramp and to the ring. They get in the ring and pose to the crowd, recieving a ton of boos. They ignore the fans and wait for their music to die down and the ring announcer to introduce their opponents.]Ring Announcer: And their opponents, from The Ant Hill, weighing in at a combined weight of three hundred and fifty two pounds, here is Green Ant and Fire Ant, The Colony!
[The camera goes on the entrance way and we see The Colony make their way quickly down the entrance ramp and to the ring. They get in the ring and wait for the bell to ring so that the match can start.]“Captain” Lou Albano: A lot on the line for this one. I am not sure who is going to take this one.
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: I am going with three point o because I like their attitudes. They only care about winning and they don’t care about these stinking fans here in the arena.
[Fire Ant and Parker start off the match first. They lock up and Parker gives Fire Ant a knee to the stomach. He then gives him a clubbing blow to the back. He then whips him into the turnbuckle, shoulder first. Fire Ant grabs his shoulder in pain. Parker grabs his arm and gives it a smash with his arm. He then grabs it and puts Fire Ant in an arm bar. He then walks over to his corner and tags out to Shane Matthews. Matthews goes after the hurt arm and shoulder. He lifts him up and gives him a vicious shoulder breaker. He then tosses him into his corner and tags out to Parker. Parker puts him in an arm bar and really wrenches on his arm and shoulder. Fire Ant fights back and kicks Parker in the face. Fire Ant takes this opportunity to tag out to Green Ant.]“Captain” Lou Albano: Fire Ant doing the wise thing and tagging out. He is really in pain and needs to rest a bit and get feeling back into that arm.
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Shane Matthews and Scott Parker were smart and wearing down his arm and shoulder. I bet they do the same for Green Ant.
[Green Ant goes after Parker. He gives him some vicious chops and punches to the face. He then tosses him into the ropes. Parker comes off and goes for dropkick but Green Ant moves out of the way. Green Ant then grabs him and sends him over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Green Ant then follows it up by climbing the top rope and jumping onto Parker with a dive to the floor. The fans go crazy. Green Ant grabs him and then sends him back into the ring. He grabs Parker and pulls him in. From there he lifts him up and hits an Outsider’s Edge. The referee goes for the count and Shane Matthews runs into the ring to break up the pin. Fire Ant runs in and all four men battle it out in the ring. The referee finally restores order.]“Captain” Lou Albano: I thought that he was going to throw this match out but he finally got order restored.
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: This match is too important to throw out.
[Fire Ant comes back into the ring and gives Parker a punch to the face. He then irish whips him into the ropes. Parker comes off and into a vicious clothesline by Fire Ant. Fire Ant then grabs him and hits a fisherman’s buster suplex. The referee counts the pin as Green Ant runs in to stop Parker from breaking up the pin. 1…2…3!][The fans then begin to go crazy for the win by The Colony.]Ring Announcer: Here is your winners of the match, and number one contenders for the IWF Tag Team Championship, The Colony!
[The Colony’s music hits but it cuts off as Shane Matthews and Scott Parker attack them from behind. They toss Green Ant out of the ring and Shane Matthews grabs Fire Ant while Scott Parker grabs a steel chair from under the ring. Parker gets in the ring and nails Fire Ant in the head with it and Fire Ant falls to the mat, out cold. Scott Parker and Shane Matthews raise their hands in victory to a chorus of boos. Suddenly “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan’s music hits the loud speakers and he makes his way from the backstage area and to the ring. He charges the ring, swinging his two by four all around making Scott Parker and Shane Matthews leave the ring and run up the entrance ramp. “Hacksaw” then grabs the microphone to speak.]“Hacksaw” Jim Duggan: Scott Parker, Shane Matthews, what you did was uncalled for. You want to get hardcore, you want to get Extreme? Well, next Tuesday on Turbo, you’re going to face The Colony in a falls count anywhere match and if you guys don’t win, you’re fired from the Intense Wrestling Federation forever? How does that sound, tough guys?!
[The shot then goes on to Scott Parker and Shane Matthews. They are irate about what “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan had just announced. The shot then cuts to a commercial for the next pay per view - March Massacre.][Back from the commercial break they go back to the commentary table. Bobby Heenan and Lou Albano are now on camera.]Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, laying down the law.
“Captain” Lou Albano: What a show thus far Heenan! Now it’s time for our next match. It’s for the IWF World Tag Team championship.
[The shot goes back on the ring announcer.]N_R_G -VERSUS- CHEECH AND CHEESEBURGER FOR THE IWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPRing Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the IWF World Tag Team Championship. Introducing first from Poway, California and Sterling, Virginia respectively, weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred and fifty five pounds, here is N_R_G!
[The shot goes on the entrance way where we see both Race Jaxon and Hype Rockwell make their way down to the ring. They both climb up on the apron and enter the ring. From there they go to opposite corners and pose to the crowd. The shot then goes back on the ring announcer.]Ring Announcer: And their opponents, from Trenton, New Jersey and New York, New York respectively, weighing in at a combined weight of three hundred and eleven pounds, here is Cheeseburger and Cheech.
[The camera goes on the entrance way where we see Cheeseburger and Cheech make their way down the aisle and towards the ring. They climb inside and find a corner, waiting for the bell to ring and the match to start.]Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: In just a few moments we will find out who the first IWF World Tag Team champions are.
“Captain” Lou Albano: There are only two teams and they both want the tag team straps. Only one team can do it, who will it be?
DING DING DING![Once the bell sounds Cheech starts off the match against Race Jaxon. They lock up. Cheech puts on a grinding side headlock. Race escapes. He grabs Cheech and puts him in an arm bar. Cheech gets to the ropes and Jaxon breaks the hold. They both tag out. Cheeseburger and Hype Rockwell are now in the ring. Hype Rockwell gives Cheeseburger a running kick to the stomach. He then lifts him in a vertical suplex and comes down hard on the mat. He goes for the cover but Cheeseburger manages to kick out. He lifts Cheeseburger in the air and sends him into the corner. Cheeseburger is totally out of it. Rockwell charges at him and gives him a big boot to the face. Cheeseburger stumbles out of it and into a running clothesline by Rockwell. Rockwell goes for the pin but only gets a two count. He then lifts Cheeseburger in the air and slams him down hard on the mat.]Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Cheeseburger is taking a hell of a beating.
“Captain” Lou Albano: He needs to tag out but he is being dominated by N_R_G!
[Rockwell grabs Cheeseburger and brings him to his corner. He then tags out to Race Jaxon. Race Jaxon grabs Cheeseburger and whips him into the ropes. He comes off the ropes and into a big running boot by Jaxon. Jaxon grabs him again and tosses him into the ropes once more. He goes to clothesline Cheeseburger, but he ducks and bounces off the ropes and gives Jaxon a clothesline. Cheeseburger falls to the mat in pain. Both men are down. Cheeseburger then tags out to Cheech and the fans begin to go crazy. Cheech gives dropkicks to both members of the N_R_G. He goes for a GO 2 Cheech on Race Jaxon and then goes for the pin. He only gets a two count. Frustrated, Cheech argues with the referee about the count. This allows Race Jaxon and Hype Rockwell to hit a Superkick and Hyperwheel for the win and the IWF Tag Team championship. Their music hits and the referee grabs the shiny tag team belts and bring them to the champions. The ring announcer then speaks.]Ring Announcer: And the winners of the match, and the first IWF Tag Team champions, N_R_G!
[The shot then goes onto them, celebrating their victory. They raise their belts in the air as Cheech and Cheeseburger get up. N_R_G exit the ring with the belts as the camera then cuts to the commentary table.]Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: N_R_G are the new IWF Tag Team champions! What a match by those four.
“Captain” Lou Albano: N_R_G showing why they are the best tag team here in the Intense Wrestling Federation. Now before we go to our next match, which is the IWF Television championship battle royal, let’s go backstage to Renee Young and Veda Scott.
[The shot goes to the backstage area where Renee Young is standing in front of IWF backdrop. She has a microphone in hand. She sees the camera and then begins to speak.]Renee Young: My guest at this time, Veda Scott.
[We see Veda Scott walk on camera.]Renee Young: Veda Scott, you said before that you’re going to be starting a stable here in the IWF. Can you give us any tips on who you’re going to try to sign?
Veda Scott: Well Renee, I’ve been watching a lot of wrestlers here in the IWF and a few have caught my eye. The thing is though, I want to have just the best talent in my stable. Only certain wrestlers will be invited to the Veda Camp. Who will those wrestlers be? Well we will find out on the next Tuesday on Turbo. Goodbye Renee.
Renee Young: Thank you Veda Scott. Now let’s go to the ring for our next big bout.
IWF Television Championship Battle Royal[The shot goes to the ring where all ten men are standing in the ring, ready to fight for the IWF Television championship. The shot goes to the ring announcer who is standing outside the ring with a microphone in hand.]Ring Announcer: The following contest is a battle royal for the IWF Television championship.
DING DING DING![As soon as the bell rings the ten men go after each other. The camera goes on Jon Moxley who is fighting with Kazarian in the corner. Jon Moxley gives him some vicious chops. The camera then goes on Christopher Daniels who is fighting with BJ Whitmer. BJ Whitmer punches Daniels in the face and stumbles to the center of the ring. We see “All Ego” Ethan Page choking Jaka in the corner. Tyler Black and Stevie Richards are also battling it out in the corner.]
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: All ten men battling out in the ring, who will be eliminated first? Who will walk out with the IWF Television championship?
[The camera goes onto Kazarian and Jon Moxley. They are trading chops back and forth. Kazarian rakes Moxley’s eyes. He stumbles back and holds his face in pain. Kazarian punches Moxley in the face. Moxley fights back with a punch to the face of his own. Moxley then grabs Kazarian and tries to put him over the top rope. He gets one boot over the ropes but Kazarian kicks Moxley sending him flying back. Kazarian charges at Moxley and Moxley ducks a clothesline. Kazarian charges at him again and Jon Moxley sends him over the top rope to the arena floor.]Ring Announcer: Kazarian has been eliminated!
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Kazarian has to go back to the showers.
“Captain” Lou Albano: Kazarian not too happy about being eliminated first. His dreams of becoming the first IWF Television champion is over.
[The shot goes back on the ring. We see Tyler Black and Jaka fighting in the center of the ring. They are trading rights and lefts. Tyler tries to throw out Jaka but he doesn’t succeed. The shot then goes onto Jon Moxley again. He grabs AR Fox. The two struggle with each other and then Jon Moxley lifts AR Fox’s leg up. Fox kicks Moxley in the stomach. Moxley stumbles back and punches AR Fox in the face. From there he backs up and gives Fox a running clothesline. AR Fox ends up over the top rope and onto the arena floor.]Ring Announcer: AR Fox has been eliminated!
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Too bad for AR Fox, he could have been a great champion.
“Captain” Lou Albano: I think anyone in this match could be a great Television champion. They all earned their spots here in the battle royal.
[The shot then goes onto Jaka and Christopher Daniels who are battling it out. Christopher Daniels tries to throw out Jaka but he has no success. The camera goes again on Jon Moxley. He is battling it out with BJ Whitmer. They are trading punches back and forth. Moxley grabs BJ Whitmer and sends him into the ropes. BJ Whitmer comes off with a running knee to the face. Moxley stumbles back. He holds his face in pain. BJ Whitmer charges at Moxley and Moxley ducks, sending BJ Whitmer over the top rope and to the floor.]
Ring Announcer: BJ Whitmer has been eliminated!
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Bye Bye Whitmer.
“Captain” Lou Albano: BJ Whitmer sent packing!
[The shot then goes onto the ring again. We see Jon Moxley and “All Ego” Ethan Page slugging it out. Jon Moxley grabs Ethan and tries to throw him over the top rope to the floor. Ethan goes over but skins the cat and comes back into the ring. He charges at Moxley and Moxley moves. Page stops himself from going over the top rope and then goes back after Moxley. The two trade vicious chops to each other. Ethan Page then grabs Jon Moxley and tosses him over the top rope and onto the arena floor.]
Ring Announcer: Jon Moxley has been eliminated!
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: An impressive showing here by Jon Moxley.
“Captain” Lou Albano: I thought Jon Moxley was going to win this one.
[The shot then goes onto “All Ego” Ethan Page battling it out with Jay Lethal. Jay Lethal gives him a punch to the face. Ethan Page fights back with some punches of his own. That’s when Jaka comes over to Jay Lethal and helps him push Ethan Page over the top rope. Page lands on the apron and tries to fight back but there is no use as they both clobber Ethan sending him to the floor and eliminating him.]Ring Announcer: “All Ego” Ethan Page has been eliminated!
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: A strong favorite to win this thing and he’s gone.
“Captain” Lou Albano: I thought he was going to win the whole thing but I guess not.
[The shot then goes onto Tyler Black and Jay Lethal. They are in the corner with Tyler Black giving Jay Lethal some kicks to the stomach. Jay Lethal fires back with some kicks of his own. Eventually Jay Lethal gets the advantage and punches Tyler Black in the stomach. Tyler Black takes a few steps back and then charges at Jay Lethal. Jay Lethal moves and Tyler Black goes over the top rope and onto the arena floor.]Ring Announcer: Tyler Black has been eliminated!
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Tyler Black is gone!
“Captain” Lou Albano: He did put up a good fight though but it wasn’t good enough.
[The shot then goes Jaka and Jay Lethal battling it out. Jaka kicks Lethal in the stomach and gives his a punch to the face. Jaka puts Lethal in a headlock and then punches him several times in the forehead. Lethal escapes and holds his face in pain. They fight some more and into the opposite corner from where they were. Jay Lethal then grabs Jaka and whips him into the ropes. Jaka comes off and Jay Lethal gives him a big back body drop over the top rope and to the arena floor.]
Ring Announcer: Jaka has been eliminated!
[We now go to Stevie Richards and Jay Lethal fighting in the ring. Jay Lethal tries to throw Stevie Richards over the top but he has no luck. Stevie Richards comes back into the ring from the apron and the two slug it out in the middle of the ring while Christopher Daniels waits in the corner. Stevie Richards waits for the perfect moment and then nails Jay Lethal with a Stevie Kick sending him over the top rope and to the floor.]Ring Announcer: Jay Lethal has been eliminated!
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: There are only two men left. Who will walk out the champion?
“Captain” Lou Albano: We are now down to Stevie Richards and Christopher Daniels.
[The shot goes onto both men staring each other down. They get into each other’s face and then Stevie Richards pushes Christopher Daniels. Daniels pushes Stevie back and they begin to trade punches back and forth. Stevie Richards grabs Daniels and goes to throw him over the top rope but Daniels lands on the apron. Stevie Richards backs up to the opposite side of the ring and then charges at Daniels. Daniels ducks and Stevie Richards goes over the top rope and to the arena floor. We’ve got a new champion in Christopher Daniels!]Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of the match, and new IWF Television champion, “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels!
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: What a great match!
“Captain” Lou Albano: Christopher Daniels is the new Television champion. Congrats to him. Now we’ve got one match left. Six men will battle for the IWF World Heavyweight championship! Let’s go to the ring.
SIX MAN GAUNTLET MATCH FOR THE IWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a Gauntlet match and is for the IWF World Heavyweight championship. The rules of the match are simple. Two men will start off the match. Once one man is eliminated by either pinfall or submission, a new one will come to the ring until all six men have entered the match. The match ends when there is only one man left and he will be crowned the IWF World Heavyweight champion!
[The shot goes to the commentary table.]Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: This is going to be a great one.
“Captain” Lou Albano: I’ve been waiting for this match for a long time now.
Ring Announcer: Participant number one, from Murray, Kentucky, weighing in at two hundred pounds, here is Chuck Taylor!
[The shot goes onto the entrance ramp where we see Chuck Taylor make his way down towards the ring. He gets into the ring and finds a corner to wait in while he waits for the match to start.]Ring Announcer: And Participant number two, from Killadelphia, weighing in at one hundred and ninety five pounds, here is Joker!
[We go to the entrance ramp where we see Joker come out from the backstage area and make his way towards the ring. He climbs the ring steps and steps through the ropes. From there he stands in his corner waiting for the referee to call for the start of the match.]DING DING DING![Once the bell sounds they circle the ring. They lock up with Joker getting the advantage. Joker pushes him to a corner and then gives Chuck Taylor a vicious chop. Chuck Taylor comes out of the corner and gives Joker a chop of his own. Joker then grabs him and irish whips him into the opposite corner. He charges and gets a big boot to the face by Chuck Taylor. Chuck Taylor follows it up with a clothesline. He goes for the cover but only gets a two count. Chuck Taylor picks him up and the two trade more punches back and forth. Joker grabs him and puts him on his shoulder for a running power slam but Chuck Taylor wiggles free and sends Joker chest first into the turnbuckle. Joker bounces out of the corner and gets rolled up into a school boy. The referee counts. 1…2…3!]Ring Announcer: Joker has been eliminated! Now Participant number three, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at one hundred and fifty three pounds, Jimmy Jacobs!
[The camera goes on the entrance way and Jimmy Jacobs runs out from the backstage area and to the ring. He hops into the ring and he and Chuck Taylor immediately go at it. They trade punches and then Jimmy Jacobs grabs him and whips him into the ropes. Chuck Taylor comes off the ropes and into a running clothesline by Jacobs. Jacobs then follows it up with a boot to his stomach. He goes for a small package but Chuck Taylor kicks out at two. Jimmy Jacobs argues with the referee and Chuck Taylor comes up from behind Jimmy Jacobs and goes for a school boy. 1…2..no! Jimmy Jacobs kicks out. Chuck Taylor picks him up and gives him a double arm ddt. He goes for the cover. The referee counts. 1…2…3!]Ring Announcer: Jimmy Jacobs has been eliminated! Now Participant number four, from Black Tea Garden, weighing in at two hundred and six pounds, Ultramantis Black!
[We see Ultramantis Black make his way down the entrance ramp and into the ring. He and Chuck Taylor go at it back and forth. Ultramantis grabs him and puts him over his shoulder. He then comes down into a shoulder breaker. He lifts him up and sends him into the ropes. Chuck Taylor comes off the ropes and gets hit by a flying lariat. He then lifts him up and gives him a falling neckbreaker. He goes for the cover but only gets a two count. Ultramantis Black goes to argue with the referee allowing Chuck Taylor to come up from behind him and give him a school boy. Mantis kicks out at two. Ultramantis Black grabs him and hits a Praying Mantis Bomb for the pin to eliminate Chuck Taylor!]
Ring Announcer: Chuck Taylor has been eliminated! Now, Participant number five, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at two hundred and forty five pounds, Michael Elgin!
[Michael Elgin makes his way down to the ring. He climbs up the steps and enters the ring. He grabs Black and gives him a shoulder breaker. He then picks him up and gives him a german suplex. He goes for the cover but Black kicks out. Elgin grabs him and lifts him up into a stalling vertical suplex. He drops him down hard onto the mat and goes for a cover. Black manages to kick out again. Elgin picks him up and body slams him in the center of the ring. From there he bounces off the ropes and into a flipping senton for a near fall. He gets up and hits an Elgin Bomb for the pin and the elimination.]Ring Announcer: Ultramantis Black has been eliminated! Now participant number six and the final participant, from St. Louis Missouri, here is Matt Sydal!
[Matt Sydal comes running to the ring. He gets into the ring and he and Elgin start to battle back and forth. Matt Sydal bounces off the ropes and goes for a flying crossbody but Elgin catches him and hits a shoulder breaker on him. He goes for the cover but only gets a two count. Elgin picks him up and gives him a short arm clothesline. From there he picks him up again and hits an Elgin Bomb for the pin and the win!]Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and new IWF World Heavyweight champion, “The Unbreakable” Michael Elgin!
[The shot goes to the referee getting the IWF World Heavyweight championship belt and handing it over to Michael Elgin. His music begins to play as he raises the belt in the air.]Bobby “The Brain” Heenan: Michael Elgin, our first IWF World Heavyweight champion!
“Captain” Lou Albano: Michael Elgin with a great performance. He deserves that championship belt after that showing!
[Suddenly the lights in the arena go out. The fans cheer and then the lights come back on. There are three masked men in the ring. Elgin is about to leave the ring when the three men begin to attack Michael Elgin. After they beat down Elgin, one of the men goes to grab the IWF World Heavyweight championship. The lights go out and then we hear over the loud speaker of the arena - “We are Generation Kill, and we are here to taking over the IWF.” The lights go back on and the three men are gone and so is the IWF World Heavyweight championship belt. Michael Elgin is laying in a corner - beat up from the attack. The pay per view then goes off the air with Michael Elgin trying to get to his feet.]