HEAVEN & HELL WRESTLING 3.0

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Lightning
Episode 12
February 21st, 2018
Purgatory
Owosso, MI

Dark Match
Actagon put "The Natural" Butch Reed W/ "The Doctor of Style" Slick to sleep.

* Referee Mike Chioda ejected Slick from ringside.

Standard Match
H&HW Tag Team Immortality Champion Reginald Love W/ "Elegant" Eddie Fyne submitted Paul London.

* This was a classic!

* Fatigue Tokens: Paul London (5) Reginald Love (4)

* Eddie Fyne cost London the match twice.

In The Ring
* It's Lightning General Manager Charlie Cox!

* Due to The Sandman's recent actions, he has no choice but to indefinitely suspend The Sandman, after The Crusades.

* H&HW Immortality Champion Star Warrior comes out to a huge pop.

* Instead of suspending his rival, Warrior suggests booking them in a match against each other next week, and he'll teach The Sandman a lesson.

* GM Cox agrees, but makes it a Non-Title Match.

The Crusades - Second Round Match
(3) H&HW X Champion Raven & The Sandman went over (35) Frenchy Martin & "The Terrible Turk" Yousuff Ishmaelo by disqualification.

* Yousuff Ismaelo was DQ'd for applying his Stranglehold to Raven.

* Ishmaelo & Frenchy Martin appeared courtesy of the Warzone brand.

* Raven & The Sandman will now face (14) The Human Tornado & "The Whole F'n Show" Rob Van Dam at The Crusades pay-per-view.

General Manager's Office
* Charlie Cox sits at his desk.

* In front of his desk, stand Atsushi Onita, The Human Tornado & Paul London!

* GM Cox says all 3 are deserving of an X Title opportunity, but he is only choosing one.

* Cox reveals his choice is Onita, noting he will receive his title opportunity next week!

Standard Match
Les Thatcher forced Death Knight to tap out.

Hype Video
* The video is for Bruiser Brody's Jumping Knee Drop.

* The video features highlights of Brody executing the move on various opponents, including Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

* Brody will meet Roberts in a Finisher Match, at The Crusades.

X Division Match
"Mr. Action Replay" Matt Jackson W/ "Elegant" Eddie Fyne bested The Human Tornado.

* After The Human Tornado hit Matt Jackson with an Avalanche DND, H&HW Tag Team Immortality Champions The Hot Tubbers interfered with Reginald Love creating a distraction and "Playboy" Buddy Rose scoring with a brainbuster.

* Jackson followed up the attack with 3 Moonsaults for the win.

* After the match, The Fyne Club appeared to want to continue the assault, but Paul London, followed shortly after by Les Thatcher, hit the ring.

* However, The Fyne Club worked as a well oiled unit and left the faces lying.

Announce Table
* It's Johnny Fairplay & Nater D.

* The duo hype tonight's big main event, which is a No Holds Barred Match between "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers & "The Whole F'n Show" Rob Van Dam!

* They also go over the updated bracket for The Crusades.

* Lastly, they announce Jacob Hollows & Jimmy Jacobs, of Raven's Flock, vs. The Wrestle Factory, for the next edition of Funhouse!

Grudge Match (X Division Rules)
The Dynasty defeated The Backseat Boyz.

* Scott Fire pinned Johnny Kashmere.

* Very competitive match.

* Kashmere (6 tokens) was busted wide open.

Backstage Hallway
* Hiroshi Tanahashi bumps into Kazuchika Okada!

* Okada says he hopes Tanahashi and his partner, Atsushi Onita, win their match on day 1 of the Crusades, so Rogers & himself can beat them on Day 2.

* Tanahashi says he would love to see them try!

Main Event
No Holds Barred Match
"The Whole F'n Show" Rob Van Dam W/ Bill Alfonso once again beat "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers.

* After the bell, Kazuchika Okada attacked Rob Van Dam.

* Hiroshi Tanahashi then hit the ring, making it a 2-on-2 battle.

* The entire security force came out to break it up.

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Matches signed for The Crusades (March 24th & 25th)

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(8) The Triangle of Terror W/ Abdullah Farouk VS. (9) The Mongols

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(5) Danny Hodge & Lou Thesz VS. (21) The Heenan Family W/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(7) Atsushi Onita & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS. (10) The Golden Gods

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(6) Konnan & Mil Mascaras VS. (22) H&HW Tag Team Immortality Champions The Hot Tubbers W/ "Elegant" Eddie Fyne

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(1) H&HW Legendary Tag Team Champions The Steiner Brothers VS. (17) CM Punk & Paul London

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(4) The Valentines VS. (20) The Dynasty

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(2) "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers & Kazuchika Okada VS. (15) H&HW Women's Champion "Sexxy" Mallory Foxx & "Moneybags" Remington Steele

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(3) H&HW X CHanmpion Raven & The Sandman VS. (14) The Human Tornado & "The Whole F'n Show" Rob Van Dam W/ Bill Alfonso VS.

Standard Match
Keith Creme VS. Sean Tyler

Finisher Match
Bruiser Brody W/ Sir Oliver Humperdink VS. Jake "The Snake" Roberts

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Lightning Presents Funhouse
Episode 12
March 23rd, 2018
ABC 12 Studios
Flint, MI

Standard Match
"The Natural" Butch Reed W/ "The Doctor of Style" Slick beat Sir Oliver Humperdink W/ Bruiser Brody.

The Crusades Report (Warzone)
* It's Todd Pettengill!

* First, Pettengill thinks Lightning General Manager Charlie Cox for allowing a Warzone brand Crusades Report on his programming.

* Next, Pettengill announces the Sean Tyler/Keith Creme contest will be take place on Day 1.

* Thirdly, Pettengill announces Dan "The Beast" Severn VS. "The Terrible Turk" Yousuff Ishmaelo for Day 2.

* Lastly, Pettengill announces the Warzone brand Main Event, which will take place on Day 2, is going to be a 14 Person King of the Hill Match!

* Todd reveals the participants are April Hunter, The Beast-Rider, Bob Roop, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Bushwhacker Butch, Bushwhacker Luke, Delirious, "The Canadian Strong Man" Dino Bravo, George "The Animal" Steele, Hillbilly Jim, Kenny King, "Mr. Wrestling" Kevin Steen, "The Boss" Sasha Banks & "Dr. Death" Steve Williams.

* The rules for the match are...

• Order of entry is determined by a random draw.
• The participants that drew 1 and 2 start.
• 1 and 2 battle until either is pinned, submitted, or tossed over the top rope.
• The person that drew 3 enters next and so on.
• The match continues until every participant has entered and there is only one left standing.

X Division Grudge Match
The Wrestle Factory defeated Jacob Hollows & Jimmy Jacobs.

* "Anarchist" Arik Cannon pinned Jimmy Jacobs.

* Jacob Hollows was busted wide open.

The Crusades Report (Lightning)
* This time it's Michelle Beadle!

* Beads announces Death Knight VS. "The Full Blooded Italian" Ilio Dipaolo, in Death Match, for the Day 1 pre-show.

* For the Day 2 pre-show, Beadle announces "The Natural" Butch Reed VS. Sara Del Rey, in a Steel Cage Match!

* Beads notes that this makes the Finisher Match, which features Bruiser Brody VS. Jake "The Snake" Roberts, the Lightning brand Main Event.

* Lastly, Beads goes over The Crusades bracket one last time.

Main Event
Standard Match
Actagon submitted Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

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Final Card for The Crusades (March 24th & 25th)

Day One

Death Match (Pre-Show)
Death Knight VS. "The Full Blooded Italian" Ilio Dipaolo

Standard Match
Keith Creme VS. Sean Tyler

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(8) The Triangle of Terror W/ Abdullah Farouk VS. (9) The Mongols

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(5) Danny Hodge & Lou Thesz VS. (21) The Heenan Family W/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(7) Atsushi Onita & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS. (10) The Golden Gods

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(6) Konnan & Mil Mascaras VS. (22) H&HW Tag Team Immortality Champions The Hot Tubbers W/ "Elegant" Eddie Fyne

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(1) H&HW Legendary Tag Team Champions The Steiner Brothers VS. (17) CM Punk & Paul London

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(4) The Valentines VS. (20) The Dynasty

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(2) "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers & Kazuchika Okada VS. (15) H&HW Women's Champion "Sexxy" Mallory Foxx & "Moneybags" Remington Steele

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(3) H&HW X CHanmpion Raven & The Sandman VS. (14) The Human Tornado & "The Whole F'n Show" Rob Van Dam W/ Bill Alfonso VS.

Day 2

Steel Cage Match (Pre-Show)
"The Natural" Butch Reed W/ "The Doctor of Style" Slick VS. Sara Del Rey

Standard Match
Dan "The Beast" Severn VS. "The Terrible Turk" Yousuff Ishmaelo W/ Frenchy Martin

The Crusades - Quarterfinal Round Match
__________ VS. __________

The Crusades - Quarterfinal Round Match
__________ VS. __________

The Crusades - Quarterfinal Round Match
__________ VS. __________

The Crusades - Quarterfinal Round Match
__________ VS. __________

Main Event
Finisher Match (Jumping Knee Drop VS. The DDT)
Bruiser Brody W/ Sir Oliver Humperdink VS. Jake "The Snake" Roberts

The Crusades - Semifinal Round Match
__________ VS. __________

The Crusades - Semifinal Round Match
__________ VS. __________

Main Event
14 Person King of the Hill Match
April Hunter, The Beast-Rider, Bob Roop, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Bushwhacker Butch, Bushwhacker Luke, Delirious, "Canadian Strong Man" Dino Bravo, George "The Animal" Steele, Hillbilly Jim, Kenny King, "Mr. Wrestling" Kevin Steen, "The Boss" Sasha Banks & "Dr. Death" Steve Williams.

Main Event
The Crusades - Final Round Match
__________ VS. __________

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The Crusades
Pay-Per-View
March 24th, 2018
Palace of Auburn Hills
Auburn Hills, MI

Day One

Part One Of Two

Pre-Show

Hype Video
* The video is for The Mongols, Bepo & Geeto!

* The video, which shows The Mongols brutalizing various opponents, is designed to acquaint H&HW fans with the imported duo.

Announcer's Table
* Both brands broadcast teams give their predictions on who they think will win The Crusades.

* From Warzone, Orion Thomas: Atsushi Onita & Hiroshi Tanahashi, Jimmy Johns : The Heenan Family, & Todd Pettengill: Raven & The Sandman.

* From Lightning, Nater D.: The Dynasty, Johnny Fairplay: The Fyne Club, & Michelle Beadle: CM Punk & Paul London.

Death Match
"The Full Blooded Italian" Ilio Dipaolo forced Death Knight to submit with a body scissors.

* The match could only be won by knockout or submission.

* Ilio Dipaolo wins the feud!

Opening
* Set to "Waking The Lions" by Pop Evil, a video plays featuring all 16 teams remaining in The Crusades.


* In the arena, gold fireworks blast off.

* Both commentating teams welcome the viewing audience to the show.

* Note: All The Crusades tournament matches will be called by the interbrand commentating teams of Orion Thomas/Johnny Fairplay & Nater D./Jimmy Johns alternating.

Standard Match
Keith Creme beat Sean Tyler quickly, after a Sweet Dreams (double underhook over the shoulder backbreaker into a double arm DDT).

Outside
* It's Hillbilly Jim!

* Jim is feeding some pigs, but they don't seem to like the food.

* Jim determines it's bad pig slop and tosses what's left in the bucket out.

* We hear a woman scream, and the camera pans over to show April Hunter covered in slop!

* Jim tries to apologize, but Hunter storms off.

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(8) The Triangle of Terror W/ Abdullah Farouk beat (9) The Mongols.

* The Sheik pinned Geeto Mongol after an elbow drop.

* Earlier in the match, both teams were disqualified by referee Andrew Fournier for brawling, but Warzone General Manager Jose Perez Jr. restarted the match.

* The Mongols are on a paid by appearance basis.

* The Triangle of Terror will face either (1) H&HW Legendary Tag Team Champions The Steiner Brothers or (17) CM Punk & Paul London.

Backstage Area
* All the members of The Fyne Club, including H&HW Tag Team Immortality Champions The Hot Tubbers, are relaxing in a hot tub.

* On commentary, the possible involvement in The Hot Tubbers' Crusades Match of "Elegant" Eddie Fyne and/or "Mr. Action Replay" Matt Jackson is discussed.

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(21) The Heenan Family W/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan bested (5) Danny Hodge & H&HW Legendary Champion Lou Thesz.

* Great match.

* Masked Superstar II forced Danny Hodge to submit with a Backbreaker.

* Superstar II had 5 tokens, while Hodge had 6.

* The Heenan Family will either face (4) The Valentines or (20) The Dynasty.

Locker Room
* It's Konnan & Mil Mascaras!

* Konnan says he knows that Mascaras is bothered by Bob Roop's actions in recent months, especially throwing the Mexican flag in the trash, noting he is quite bothered himself.

* However, Konnan says they must focus on their Crusades' opponent, The Hot Tubbers.

* Mascaras says that as far as he is concerned, they are both Roop tonight.

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(10) The Golden Gods upset (7) Atsushi Onita & Hiroshi Tanahashi.

* "The Golden Greek" Jim Londos caught Atsushi Onita in a sleeper grip for the win.

* The Golden Gods will either face (2) "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers & Kazuchika Okada or (15) H&HW Women's Champion "Sexxy" Mallory Foxx & "Moneybags" Remington Steele.

End of Day One - Part One

[Scott Fire 54]

The Crusades
Pay-Per-View
March 24th, 2018
Palace of Auburn Hills
Auburn Hills, MI

Day One

Part Two of Two

Backstage Interview Set
* Todd Pettengill is with Kenny King!

* Todd asks King about losing to CM Punk on Warzone?

* King says he doesn't consider it a loss because everyone is talking about how the great the match was, and that is because of yours truly.

* Todd next asks King about competing in the 14 Person King of the Hill Match tomorrow night.

* King says there is no way he can lose a match named after himself.

* Enter The Beast-Rider!

* Beast-Rider says that King did lose on Monday, but he isn't he only one looking to bounce back from a big loss.

* King says that if he crosses paths with Beast Rider in the KofH Match, he'll bounce him out.

* Beast-Rider says he hopes he gets his opportunity.

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(6) Konnan & Mil Mascaras defeated (22) H&HW Tag Team Immortality Champions The Hot Tubbers W/ "Elegant" Eddie Fyne rather quickly.

* Mil Mascaras forced Reginald Love to submit with a bow and arrow.

* Konnan is on a paid by appearance basis.

* Mascaras & Konnan will either face (3) H&HW X Champion Raven & The Sandman or (14) The Human Tornado & "The Whole F'n Show" Rob Van Dam W/ Bill Alfonso.

Backstage Promo
* It's The Dynasty!

* Scott Fire says if they want to really be the dynasty in wrestling, they have to win championships, like The Crusades.

* "The Icon" Marcus Fury says they will, and it will be iconic.

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(1) H&HW Legendary Tag Team Champions The Steiner Brothers beat (17) CM Punk & Paul London.

* Rick Steiner pinned CM Punk after a Steiner DDT.

* Handshakes before match.

* The Steiners will now face The Triangle of Terror on Day Two of the Crusades.

Locker Room
* We see The Human Tornado, "The Whole F'n Show" Rob Van Dam & Bill Alfonso hanging out.

* Nater D. says many consider this duo the dark horse team of The Crusades.

* Jimmy Johns scoffs at the idea.

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(4) The Valentines bested (20) The Dynasty.

* Johnny Valentine pinned Scott Fire following an Atomic Skullcrusher.

* Greg "The Hammer" Valentine is on an paid by appearance basis.

* The Valentines will face (21) The Heenan Family on Day Two of The Crusades.

Backstage Hallway
* H&HW Immortality Champion Star Warrior bumps into Actagon.

* Star Warrior says congratulates Actagon on his recent success, noting that he has really been on a streak lately.

* Warrior says he only wants to defend his title against the best, and right now, no one is better than The Greek God.

* Warrior says he will talk to Lightning General Manager Charlie Cox.

* Actagon is taken aback by the praise and is very grateful.

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(2) "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers & Kazuchika Okada squashed (15) H&HW Women's Champion "Sexxy" Mallory Foxx & "Moneybags" Remington Steele.

* After Kazuchika Okada hit a ring apron DDT on Mallory Foxx, Remington Steele entered the ring, hit a Bittnerbomb (compactor powerbomb) on Okada, and was disqualified.

* Steele was never legally tagged in the match.

* Steele is on a paid by appearance basis.

* Rogers & Okada will now face (10) The Golden Gods on Day Two of The Crusades.

Backstage Area
* "The Golden Greek" Jim Londos crosses paths with The Valentines!

* As he did a little over a week ago, Londos once again tries to be cordial, but once again, The Valentines are disrespectful.

* When Londos voices his frustrations, he is jumped and beaten down by the father-son duo.

The Crusades - Preliminary Round Match
(3) H&HW X Champion Raven & The Sandman beat (14) The Human Tornado & "The Whole F'n Show" Rob Van Dam W/ Bill Alfonso.

* Raven forced The Human Tornado to submit with a cobra clutch.

* Rob Van Dam was never tagged in.

* Raven & The Sandman will now face (6) Konnan & Mil Mascaras on Day Two of The Crusades.

End of Day One

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Final Card for The Crusades (March 24th & 25th)

Day 2

Steel Cage Match (Pre-Show)
"The Natural" Butch Reed W/ "The Doctor of Style" Slick VS. Sara Del Rey

Standard Match
Dan "The Beast" Severn VS. "The Terrible Turk" Yousuff Ishmaelo W/ Frenchy Martin

The Crusades - Quarterfinal Round Match
(1) H&HW Legendary Tag Team Champions The Steiner Brothers VS. (8) The Triangle of Terror W/ Abdullah Farouk

The Crusades - Quarterfinal Round Match
(4) The Valentines VS. (21) The Heenan Family W/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

The Crusades - Quarterfinal Round Match
(2) "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers & Kazuchika Okada VS. (10) The Golden Gods

The Crusades - Quarterfinal Round Match
(3) H&HW X Champion Raven & The Sandman VS. (6) Konnan & Mil Mascaras

Main Event
Finisher Match (Jumping Knee Drop VS. The DDT)
Bruiser Brody W/ Sir Oliver Humperdink VS. Jake "The Snake" Roberts

The Crusades - Semifinal Round Match
__________ VS. __________

The Crusades - Semifinal Round Match
__________ VS. __________

Main Event
14 Person King of the Hill Match
April Hunter, The Beast-Rider, Bob Roop, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Bushwhacker Butch, Bushwhacker Luke, Delirious, "Canadian Strong Man" Dino Bravo, George "The Animal" Steele, Hillbilly Jim, Kenny King, "Mr. Wrestling" Kevin Steen, "The Boss" Sasha Banks & "Dr. Death" Steve Williams.

Main Event
The Crusades - Final Round Match
__________ VS. __________

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The Crusades
Pay-Per-View
March 25th, 2018
Palace of Auburn Hills
Auburn Hills, MI

Day Two

Part One Of Two

Pre-Show

Steel Cage Match
Sara Del Rey defeated "The Natural" Butch Reed W/ "The Doctor of Style" Slick following a hip attack.

* Sara Del Rey wins the feud!

Backstage Room
* We see the trophy and the huge check that will be rewarded to the winners of The Crusades.

* Lightning commentators Johnny Fairplay & Nater D. go over the bracket one more time.

Standard Match
Dan "The Beast" Severn beat "The Terrible Turk" Youssuf Ishmaelo W/ Frenchy Martin, following a fireman's carry slam.

Opening
* Once again a video set to "Waking The Lions" by Pop Evil plays. The video shows focuses on how 8 teams made it to the second day of The Crusades.

* In the arena, gold fireworks blast off.

* All the commentators welcome the viewing audience to the show.

The Crusades - Quarterfinal Round Match
(1) H&HW Legendary Tag Team Champions The Steiner Brothers went over (8) The Triangle of Terror W/ Abdullah Farouk by disqualification.

* The Sheik was disqualified by referee Brian Hebner for smashing Rick Steiner's head onto an announcer's table.

Backstage Hallway
* Starting at 4 huge feet, the camera pans up to reveal The Heenan Family!

* Bobby "The Brain" Heenan forces himself between the two big men and leads them on their way.

The Crusades - Quarterfinal Round Match
(21) The Heenan Family W/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan bested (4) The Valentines, when Andre The Giant pinned Johnny after a Big Splash.

* A very competitive match.

* Johnny Valentine managed to kick out of Andre The Giant's Big Splash once.

* Greg "The Hammer" Valentine & Andre The Giant are on a paid by appearance basis.

Medical Room
* As "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers looks on, Lighting's Dr. Octavious Myspy is wrapping up Kazuchika Okada's ribs.

* On commentary, Orion Thomas reminds us that Okada's ribs were injured in a match last month with Hiroshi Tanahashi.

The Crusades - Quarterfinal Round Match
(2) "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers & Kazuchika Okada defeated (10) The Golden Gods, when Okada scored with The Rainmaker on "The Golden Greek" Jim Londos.

* On commentary, Johnny Fairplay wondered what affect The Valentines beat down on Jim Londos, during Day 1 of The Crusades, may have had on "The Golden Greek's" condition.

Backstage Room
* Warzone General Manager Jose Perez Jr. is standing by a lottery drum, which is where all King of the Hill Match participants have been drawing their entry numbers.

* Enter "Dr. Death" Steve Williams.

* Williams draws his number and becomes very angry upon seeing what he drew, knocking the lottery drum over and storming out.

The Crusades - Quarterfinal Round Match
(6) Konnan & Mil Mascaras upset (3) H&HW X Champion Raven & The Sandman, when Mascaras pinned Raven following a Flying Bodypress.

* Konnan is on a paid by appearance basis.

End of Day One - Part One

[Scott Fire 54]

The Crusades
Pay-Per-View
March 24th, 2018
Palace of Auburn Hills
Auburn Hills, MI

Day Two

Part Two Of Two

Gorilla Position
* It's Bruiser Brody & his manager, Sir Oliver Humperdink, waiting to make their entrance.

* Brody rips of his cervical color right before going through the curtain.

Main Event
Finisher Match (Jumping Knee Drop VS. The DDT)
Bruiser Brody W/ Sir Oliver Humperdink beat Jake "The Snake" Roberts on the 2nd Jumping Knee Drop.

*Bruiser Brody wins the feud!

General Manager's Office
* Enter a limping "Golden Greek" Jim Londos!

* Londos wants both Valentines in the ring tomorrow.

* Warzone General Manager Jose Perez Jr. says he won't, under good conscience, put Londos in such a match, in his current condition.

* However, he will grant "The Golden Greek" a one-on-one match with Greg "The Hammer" Valentine!

The Crusades - Semifinal Round Match
(1) The Steiner Brothers won over (21) The Heenan Family W/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan by disqualification.

* Referee Brian Hebner disqualified Masked Superstar II for body pressing Scott Steiner onto an announce table.

* After the match, Andre The Giant seemed upset with Superstar II.

Locker Room
* Sad over costing his team their match in The Crusades, The Human Tornado sadly sits in a chair.

* "The Whole F'n Show" Rob Van Dam and his manager, Bill Alfonso, merrily enter the room.

* Fonzie tells Tornado to cheer up because they have Tag Team Immortality Title opportunity against The Hot Tubbers on the next episode of Lightning!

* Tornado jumps out of the chair, twirls around, and then does the splits!

The Crusades - Semifinal Round Match
(2) "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers & Kazuchika Okada defeated (6) Konnan & Mil Mascaras when Rogers scored with an atomic drop on Mascaras.

Ad
* The ad announces the next time H&HW will be on pay-per-view is for 3-4-All on April 22nd, 2018!

* The ad says it take place at Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, MI!

* The ad gets across the point that it will focus on 3 and 4 way matches.

Main Event
14 Person King of the Hill Match
April Hunter won the match.

* Order of Entry: 1) "Dr. Death" Steve Williams 2) Kenny King 3) Bushwhacker Butch 4) Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake 5) Bushwhacker Luke 6) Delirious 7) The Beast-Rider 8) Hillbilly Jim 9) Bob Roop 10) "Canadian Strong Man" Dino Bravo 11) "Mr. Wrestling" Kevin Steen 12) "The Boss" Sasha Banks 13) George "The Animal" Steele 14) April Hunter

* Order of Elimination: 1) Kenny King pushed Steve Williams over the top rope. 2) King pinned Bushwhacker Butch following a Coronation. 3) Brutus Beefcake threw King out. 4) Beefcake threw out Bushwhacker Luke. 5) Beefcake was put over the top rope by Delirious, after the masked man scored with a Bizarro Driver. 6) Delirious quickly tossed out The Beast-Rider. 7) Hillbilly Jim charged at Delirious, but Delirious ducked and pulled down the top rope, causing Jim to fall over the ropes and to the arena floor. 8) Bob Roop charged at Delirious in the corner, but Delirious moved, allowing Roop's own momentum to carry him to the outside. 9) Dino Bravo threw out Delirious. 10) Bravo tossed out his partner, Kevin Steen. 11) Bravo tossed out a tenacious Sasha Banks. 12) Bravo forced out George "The Animal" Steele. 13) April Hunter pinned Bravo after scoring with her Headhunter finisher.

Crusades Recap
* A highlight video is shown recapping how "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers/Kazuchika Okada & The Steiner Brothers made it to the finals.

* Rogers & Okada beat Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake & Sara Del Rey, H&HW Women's Champion "Sexxy" Mallory Foxx & "Moneybags" Remington Steele, The Golden Gods, & Konnan/Mil Mascaras.

* The Steiners beat The Beast-Rider/H&HW Immortality Champion Star Warrior, CM Punk/Paul London, The Triangle of Terror & The Heenan Family.

Main Event
The Crusades - Final Round Match
(2) "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers & Kazuchika Okada defeated (1) The Steiner Brothers, when Okada scored with The Rainmaker on "The Dog Faced Gremlin" Rick Steiner.

* After the match, Buddy Rogers & Kazuchika Okada are presented with the trophy and $1,000,000 check by Warzone General Manager Jose Perez Jr., Lightning General Manager Charlie Cox, and H&HW Owner Rick Rubin.

* Show ends with Rogers raising the check, while Okada raised the trophy.

Show Ends

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Warzone
Episode 13
February 26th, 2018
Purgatory
Owosso, MI

Dark Match
Keith Creme beat George "The Animal" Steele W/ Captain Lou Albano.

In The Ring
* It's Warzone General Manager Jose Perez Jr!

* GM Perez announces the first H&HW Television Champion will be crowned at 3-4-All in a 20 minute Hardcore Time Limit Title Match, which will feature Dan "The Beast" Severn, Delirious, Johnny Valentine & Mil Mascaras!

* GM Perez also announces that H&HW Legendary Champion Lou Thesz will defend his title for the time in a 4 Corners Elimination Match against CM Punk, Masked Superstar II & "Dr. Death" Steve Williams!!!

Non-Title Match
H&HW Legendary Champion Lou Thesz defeated Hillbilly Jim W/ Captain Lou Albano.

* Handshakes before match.

* Seemingly against Captain Lou Albano's wishes, George "The Animal" Steele interfered, nearly costing Lou Thesz the match with a berserk sneak attack.

Backstage Area
* Carry her King of the Hill Match trophy, April Hunter crosses paths with the H&HW Legendary Tag Team Champions The Steiner Brothers.

* Hunter jokingly asks The Steiners where there Crusades trophy is, which they didn't win.

* Scott Steiner responds by asking her where her Championship title belt is?

Tag Team Match
Bob Roop & "Dr. Death" Steve Williams beat The Bushwhackers.

* Bob Roop pinned Bushwhacker Luke.

* During the match, it was announced that The Bushwhackers will face their rivals, The Triangle of Terror, in a Tornado Match next week!

Logo Promo
* It front of his old WWF logo, it's Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake!

* Beefcake wonders how bad Delirious' hair must be to have to cover it up with a mask.

* Beefcake says the first step is admitting you have the problem, the second is letting "The Barber" fix it.

Standard Match
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine forced "The Golden Greek" Jim Londos to submit.

* Johnny Valentine was on commentary, noting that he will be facing, and once again beating, Jim Londos next week.

* Johnny also noted that he was none to happy being put in the TV Title match, instead of the Legendary title match.

Backstage Area
* Dan "The Beast" Severn is stretching, when Keith Creme enters.

* Creme asks Severn how he liked him humiliating his boy, Sean Tyler, at The Crusades.

* Severn says Tyler is his "boy", which means he will find a way to beat Creme.

Standard Match
Masked Superstar II W/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan forced Danny Hodge to submit.

Backstage Interview Set
* Todd Pettengill is with CM Punk!

* Todd asks Punk about being selected for the H&HW Legendary Championship Match.

* Before Punk can answer, "Dr. Death" Steve Williams clobbers him from behind!

* Eventually, Williams leaves Punk lying after a Dr. Bomb on a travel case!

6 Man Tag Team Match
Dan "The Beast" Severn & H&HW Legendary Tag Team Champions The Steiner Brothers beat The Frenchy Leigon W/ Frenchy Martin.

* Dan Severn submitted "Canadian Strong Man" Dino Bravo.

Announcer's Table
* It's Orion Thomas & Jimmy Johns!

* They announce that a Texas Death Match between Bob Roop & Mil Mascaras has been added to next week's Warzone!

* They announce The Beast-Rider VS. Kenny King for Adrenaline!

* They then send it up to Warzone Ring Announcer Gary Michael Capetta for the Main Event!

Main Event
H&HW Women's Championship Match
"The Boss" Sasha Banks forced "Sexxy" Mallory Foxx (c) to submit.

* If Mallory Foxx would have been disqualified, she would have also lost the title.

* April Hunter scouted the match from the entrance ramp.

* Right after Banks received her new championship belt, Foxx laid her out with the Foxx Out (Sweet Chin Music).

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Matches Signer For 3-4-All (April 22nd, 2018)

H&HW Legendary Championship - 4 Corners Elimination Match
Lou Thesz (c) VS. CM Punk VS. Masked Superstar II W/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan VS. "Dr. Death" Steve Williams

H&HW Television Championship - Hardcore Time Limit Title Match (20 Minutes)
Dan "The Beast" Severn VS. Delirious VS. Johnny Valentine VS. Mil Mascaras

[Scott Fire 54]

Lightning
Episode 13
February 28th, 2018
Purgatory
Owosso, MI

Dark Match
"The Full Blooded Italian" Ilio Dipaolo bested Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

* Very competitive match.

* Ilio Dipaolo kicked out of a +4 DDT.

* Jake Roberts had 4 fatigue tokens.

In The Ring
* It's Lightning General Manager Charlie Cox!

* He announces the first H&HW Internet Champion will be crowned at a 3-4-Fall in a Triple Threat Ladder Match, featuring Bruiser Brody, "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers & "The Full Blooded Italian" Ilio Dipaolo!

* He announces that Star Warrior will be defending his Immortality Title next week against Actagon.

* He says the winner of that defend then defend the title at 3-4-All against Hiroshi Tanahashi & Kazuchika Okada, in a Triangle Elimination Match!

X Division Match
"Mr. Action Replay" Matt Jackson W/ "Elegant" Eddie Fyne bested Les Thatcher.

* During this very competitive match, it was announced that Les Thatcher will face H&HW Tag Team Immortality Champion "Playboy" Buddy Rose next week, in a Lumberjack Match!

* It's revealed that the lumberjacks will be Matt Jackson, Eddie Fyne, H&HW Tag Team Immortality Champion Reginald Love, The Human Tornado, "The Full Blooded Italian" Ilio Dipaolo, & Paul London.

Locker Room
* It's "The Natural" Butch Reed & "The Doctor of Style" Slick!

* Reed says he can't stand the way the boys are looking at him, since he lost his feud to Sara Del Rey.

* Slick says Reed has to get his repair his reputation by picking a fight with the toughest man on the Lightning brand.

X Division 8 Man Tag Team Match
The Backseat Boyz, Jacob Hollows & Jimmy Jacobs beat The Dynasty & The Wrestle Factory.

* Trent Acid pinned "Lightning" Mike Quackenbush.

General Manager's Office
* Sara Del Rey enters!

* Del Rey wants a shot at the H&HW Women's Title.

* General Manager Charlie Cox reminds her that is a Warzone brand exclusive, but he'll see what he can do.

* Pleased, Del Rey exits the office and bumps into Death Knight.

* Death Knight says, "step aside, woman!"

* This causes Del Rey to pounce on Death Knight.

* Officials rush over to break it up.

Non-Title Match
H&HW Immortality Champion Star Warrior pinned The Sandman.

* The Sandman took a beating and was injured because of it.

Backstage Hallway
* "The Natural" Butch Reed walks right up to Bruiser Brody and punches him in the face!

* This leads to a wild brawl, which ends with Brody throwing Reed through a door!!!

H&HW X Championship Match
Atsushi Onita bested Raven (c) to win the title.

Backstage Interview Set
* Michelle Beadle is with Actagon!

* Beads asks Actagon about having a part in injuring Killer Queen, a couple of weeks ago?

* Actagon says anyone can see it was clearly unintentional, but at least now, Killer Queen has time to reflect on all the bad decisions he's made.

* Laughing, Actagon says he imagines sitting on the throne isn't quite as comfortable now.

* Next, Beads asks Actagon about his title opportunity next week.

* He knows a lot of people, even Star Warrior, probably never imagined he would be in this position without Proteus, but he is.

* Actagon says he knows a lot of people don't think he will win next week, even Star Warrior, but he will!

H&HW Tag Team Immortality Championship Match
The Hot Tubbers (c) W/ "Elegant" Eddie Fyne defeated The High Times Subscription W/ Bill Alfonso.

* "Playboy" Buddy Rose pinned The Human Tornado.

* The High Times Subscription is Tornado & "The Whole F'n Show" Rob Van Dam.

* On commentary, "Mr. Action Replay" Matt Jackson laughed hysterically at The Human Tornado once again costing The High Times Subscription a match.

Announcer's Table
* It's Nater D. & Johnny Fairplay!

* They hype and discuss tonight's huge main event between Hiroshi Tanahashi & Kazuchika Okada.

* They announce "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers VS. Paul London for Funhouse!

Main Event
Re-Match
Hiroshi Tanahashi beat Kazuchika Okada.

* Despite interference from "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, who was ejected from ringside by referee Mike Chioda, Hiroshi Tanahashi beat Kazuchika Okada on the 3rd High Fly Flow.

* Okada appeared to have internal injuries.

* Right after the match, Raven laid out Tanahashi with an Even Flow DDT!

* Show ends with Raven doing his pose in the ring.

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Matches Signer For 3-4-All (April 22nd, 2018)

H&HW Immortality Championship - Triangle Elimination Match
Actagon or Star Warrior (c) VS. Hiroshi Tanahashi VS. Kazuchika Okada

H&HW Legendary Championship - 4 Corners Elimination Match
Lou Thesz (c) VS. CM Punk VS. Masked Superstar II W/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan VS. "Dr. Death" Steve Williams

H&HW Internet Championship - Triple Threat Ladder Match
Bruiser Brody W/ Sir Oliver Humperdink VS. "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers VS. "The Full Blooded Italian" Ilio Dipaolo

H&HW Television Championship - Hardcore Time Limit Title Match (20 Minutes)
Dan "The Beast" Severn VS. Delirious VS. Johnny Valentine VS. Mil Mascaras

[Scott Fire 54]

Lightning Presents Funhouse
Episode 13
March 30th, 2018
ABC 12 Studios
Flint, MI

Standard Match
"The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers pinned Paul London.

* During the pin, Buddy Rogers had his feet on the ropes.

3-4-All Report
* It's Michelle Beadle!

* Beads announces The Backseat Boyz will face The Dynasty, in a No Excuses Match, at the show!

* Beads also announces that the H&HW Immortality Championship - Triangle Elimination Match has been changed to Tornado rules.

* Beads then goes over the other two Lightning brand matches signed for an already stacked show...

• H&HW Internet Championship - Triple Threat Ladder Match: Bruiser Brody W/ Sir Oliver Humperdink VS. "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers VS. "The Full Blooded Italian" Ilio Dipaolo
• H&HW Immortality Championship - Tornado Triangle Elimination Match: Actagon or Star Warrior (c) VS. Hiroshi Tanahashi VS. Kazuchika Okada

Standard Match
"The Full Blooded Italian" Ilio Dipaolo forced "Moneybags" Remington Steele to submit.

* Remington Steele is on a paid by appearance basis with H&HW.

Desk Interview
* Nater D. & Johnny Fairplay welcome "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers back out.

* Fairplay asks Rogers about his "clean" victory over Paul London earlier.

* Rogers says it just adds to the great momentum he has going into the H&HW Internet Championship Match at 3-4-All.

* Nater D. suggests avoiding "The Whole F'n Show" Rob Van Dam, who has beaten Rogers 3 straight times, if he wants that momentum to continue.

* Rogers says that as one half of The Crusades Cup Winners, he doesn't have to deal with such disrespect, and storms off the set!

Main Event
Standard Match
Jake "The Snake" Roberts put out Konnan.

* Konnan is on a paid by appearance basis with H&HW.

[Scott Fire 54]

Warzone presents Adrenaline
Episode 12
March 31st, 2018
ABC 12 Studios
Flint, MI

Standard Match
Kenny King defeated The Beast-Rider.

Backstage
* Various wrestlers are watching something on a laptop, while laughing.

* A curious April Hunter forces her way through to it's a video of her being slopped by Hillbilly Jim!

* Furious, Hunter storms off.

Standard Match
George "The Animal" Steele W/ Captain Lou Albano forced Delirious to submit.

3-4-All Report
* It's Todd Pettengill!

* Todd announces H&HW Legendary Tag Team Champions The Steiner Brothers will defend their titles against Les Quebecois, in a Tables Match!

* Todd then reminds us of the other 2 Warzone brand matches signed for the show...

• H&HW Television Championship - Hardcore Time Limit Title Match (20 Minutes): Dan "The Beast" Severn VS. Delirious VS. Johnny Valentine VS. Mil Mascaras
• H&HW Legendary Championship - 4 Corners Elimination Match: Lou Thesz (c) VS. CM Punk VS. Masked Superstar II W/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan VS. "Dr. Death" Steve Williams

Main Event
Tag Team Match
The Triangle of Terror W/ Abdullah Farouk beat Mil Mascaras & Sean Tyler.

* After using a sharp object, The Sheik pinned Sean Tyler.