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Post by Bri on Dec 16, 2018 13:40:34 GMT -5
I love that you try to base things on 1929, for example. It gives you a lot of ways to go especially if you bring real life events into things. This is easily one of my favorite feds on the board. Hey cruefan68! Awesome to see you back brother and always grateful for you being a part of this. Very kind words and I really thank you for what you said - glad it's worth the three bits to get in lol. There is some of what you said about 1929 mentioned in the results I am about to post on OWF 11. Also as you mentioned, unbeknownst to most in this fed, there's a terrible event thats headed their and the whole countries way. Thanks Crue!
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Post by Bri on Dec 16, 2018 13:47:03 GMT -5
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Extravaganza of Olde 11 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Bodacious Bonanza Of Bodyslams!
☆ Brought To You By: --------------------------------------- The Art of Manliness & The Law Offices of Marx, Marx And Marx.
Accompanied by and set to the music of Mr. Scott Joplin!
Bob The Barker's - Top Turnbuckle Tribune 11: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. Agent Dick J. Lahart vs Kickin Kimber Lee
▪ Ventriloquist.
2. The Vaudvillians - Nicholas Valentino & Old Timer Jeff King vs The Sugragists - The Bearded Lady Mary Elizabeth Monroe & Thunderkitty
▪ Madam Destiny.
3. Bruno Baby Face Moretti vs The Handlebar Habidasher Marion Fontaine
▪ Juggler.
4. Senator Cameron S. Sheppard vs The Worlds Sweetest Man Jervis Cottonbelly
▪ Abbott & Costello.
MAIN EVENT: ---------------------------
5. OWF World Tag Team Champions - The Greatest Show On Earth (c) - Felino Blanco Louis Lyndon & Dr. Jacob Omen defend their titles against The Masked Sicilians - Sfregiato & Fortunato
☆☆ 2 out of 3 Falls - No Time Limit Bout!! ☆☆
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OWF 11 - Events & Match Results: --------------------------------------------------------------
1. Kickin Kimber Lee (1 fatigue) unexpectedly with Chuck Taylor defeated Agent Dick J Lahart (2 fatigue) unexpectedly with Judge Hugo Lexington Black (1 successful distraction pin save & 1 botched interference) via Disqualification.
(Lahart was disqualified because of at first interference on Lee by Judge Black and his Gavel and then by him beating Lee via his Billy Club at the 6 minute mark - just before Chuck Taylor ran into the ring and Speared both of them powerfully through the ropes and onto the concrete arena floor).
(Seeing that Agent Lahart was getting the snot kicked out of him by Kimber Lee, Judge Black appeared in Laharts corner. Kimber Lee had just hit her finisher YOSHI TONIC - A Leg Trap Sunset Flip Powerbomb that had Lahart down for the count, until The Judge attacked Lee with his wooden Gavel. Referee Bob Hope was so repulsed that he disqualified Lahart twice).
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Ventriloquist Show: ------------------------------------
▪ The OWF's very first ventriloquist came to the arena and broke the place up. After asking/daring someone in the crowd to step up into the ring with him to act as a volunteer, none other than the OWF's chief lawyer Groucho Marx volunteered his brother Harpo. As the ventriloquist proceeded to make Harpo Marx appear to be literally talking out of his ass, Groucho provided some color commentary on the spectacle:
Groucho Marx (To Harpo) - I see that you're a natural at this...wanna keep it down a bit....
Groucho Marx (To Everyone Else) - I don't know what he's so happy about...at least I get paid to do that...
Groucho Marx (To Ventriloquist) - So what's he gonna talk out of next...Noooo...Wait A Minute...Never Mind!...
Groucho Marx (Back to Harpo) - Why don't you give us a break from your vocal chords and go sit down for a while...
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2. The Sufragists (1 near double disqualification) - The Bearded Lady Mary Elizabeth Monroe (5 fatigue with Blood Loss & 1 near disqualification - Slamming Kings Head Into The Timekeepers Table) & Thunderkitty (1 fatigue & 1 successful pin save & 1 near disqualification - Finally destroying the Timekeepers Table With Kings Head) defeated The Vaudvillians (1 near double disqualification) Old Timer Jeff King (3 fatigue & 1 near disqualification - Slamming Monroes Head Into The Timekeepers Table) & Nicholas Valentino (0 fatigue & 1 successful & 1 botched pin save) via Submission.
(Thunderkitty forced King to submit to her Cornbread Clutch at the 18 minute mark as Monroe Roundhouse Punched Valentino in the jaw before he could interfere).
(An outstanding tag team match where for the majority of the match, it was Monroe vs King exclusively until, Thunderkitty broke up a sure pin by King on Monroe courtesy of his Backbreaker. From that point on it was all Thunderkitty, as she still kept King from tagging out and made our OWF Timekeeper Not So Big Ben furiously and finally give up trying to fix his table throughout the course of match - by the end of it he was grumbling and cursing with the expression on his face - as he held the bell in one hand and his mallet in the other).
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Madam Destiny: -------------------------------
▪ An increasingly nervous Madam Destiny, worried about what she, Lou and Bud have recently uncovered, tried to see what Lou Costello's future love life has in store for him, (at his eager in the ring request).
She gazed into her crystal ball and as Lou excitedly asked her, who was it that she saw, a stunned Madam Destiny saw the vision of traveling burlesque star Smoki Mountains. She said her name out loud in shock...because for some reason...this time...the sight of her absolutely chilled Madam Destiny to the bone...Bud of course had no trouble reviving Lou out of his fainting spell - by just slapping him awake as usual.
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3. Handlebar Habidasher Marion Fontaine (2 fatigue) defeated Baby Face Bruno Moretti (0 fatigue & 1 near disqualification - Hitting Fontaine with his Baseball Bat) with his new girlfriend Typhoid Mary (1 successful distraction) via Disqualification.
(Moretti was disqualified by OWF Referee Bob Hope for Hitting Fontaine With His Baseball Bat at the 6 minute mark).
(Fontaine's maneuvers were giving Moretti serious problems and was starting to take control of the match, until Moretti's disturbed looking girlfriend got out of her front row seat and distracted referee Hope by tapping him on the shoulder and scaring the absolute bejesus out of him, as he turned around to look into her crazy face. Her unnerving presence worked for a while, but once Hope caught Moretti grabbing his Baseball Bat again, he said, "That's All...Check Please!").
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▪ A Comedic Juggler was next up and he slowly built up to the highlight section of his show...as he said he was going to, " Toss this egg...this bowling ball and this hand axe into the air...and then I'm going to run like hell"...and after a brief moment of tension and anxiety rippled through the crowd...he actually did what he said...juggling all three...and he did it well. Harpo Marx's ass aparently led the crowd with the appropriate accolades as it shouted, "Bravo!!!".
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THE MAIN EVENT - TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS FOR THE OWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
The Champions - The Greatest Show On Earth - Felino Blanco Louis Lyndon & Dr. Jacob Omen defend their titles against The Challengers - The Masked Sicilians - Sfregiato & Fortunato.
The First Fall: ---------------------------
The Greatest Show On Earth (c) - Felino Blanco Louis Lyndon (0 fatigue & 1 successful pin save) & Dr. Jacob Omen (1 fatigue) defeated The Masked Sicilians - Sfregiato (0 fatigue & 1 botched pin save) & Fortunato (1 fatigue) via Pinfall.
(Lyndon pinned Fortunato courtesy of his Corkscrew Headscissors at the 6 minute mark as Omen Knife Edge Chops Sfregiato before he could interfere to take the first fall).
(The Champions just razzle dazzled The Challengers and the crowd)
The Second Fall: -------------------------------
The Masked Sicilians (4 defensive tags) - Sfregiato (0 fatigue) & Fortunato (1 fatigue) defeated The Greatest Show On Earth (c) (2 defensive tags) - Felino Blanco Louis Lyndon (3 fatigue) & Dr. Jacob Omen (2 fatigue & 1 successful pin save) via Submission.
(Lyndon submitted to Sfregiato's LIGATURE finisher - A Sleeper With Concealed Piano Wire at the 15 minute mark as Fortunato Uppercutted Omen In The Jaw before he could interfere to take the second fall - evening up the match).
(A much more competitive fall, complete with much better tag work on both sides, especially The Challengers).
The Final Fall: --------------------------
The Masked Sicilians (1 defensive tags) - Sfregiato (3 fatigue & 1 near disqualification - Wooden Chair Shot on Omen) & Fortunato (1 fatigue) defeated The Greatest Show On Earth (c) (0 defensive tags) - Felino Blanco Louis Lyndon (3 fatigue) & Dr. Jacob Omen (4 with Blood Loss & 1 near disqualification - Slamming Sfregiato's Head Into The Radio Announcers Table) via Submission.
(Omen submitted to Fortunato's TAKEN OUT finisher - A Sleeper With Concealed Piano Wire at the 27 minute mark as Sfregiato Bit Lyndon In The Face before he could interfere to take the final fall).
(Although The Challengers controlled most of the offense in the final fall, The Champions didn't go down without a fight. A fall that had several 2 & 1/2 counts scored against both sides, with obvious exhaustion shown by all four men. Dr. Jacob Omen had just snuck a swig of his Magic Elixir that increased his finishers effectiveness by one, but unfortunately, Fortunato out maneuvered him).
☆☆ The Masked Sicilians Win The OWF World Tag Team Championship - 2 Falls To One☆☆
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Inside Scoops (1 of 4) - Bud & Lou Have A Date With Destiny: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
▪ Madam Destiny and Lou Costello whip each other up into a frenzy, once they were able to confirm and deduce that, through Bud Abbott's friend at The White Star Lines, the mystery survivor of The Titanic must have stolen the solid brass pocketwatch, chain and key that were apparently crafted and forged during the United States Civil War, via this prior vision that Madam Destiny had.
For there next step, they (along with a cranky Bud Abbott - who is convinced that they're both nuts) decide to visit the traveling Titanic exhibit which is now in the neighboring town of Speakeasy, with hopes of finding out some more information.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Inside Scoops (2 of 4) - Shadows Of The.. Evening: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
▪ "Mandinga", (aka Coven Black's younger brother Ultramantis Black) has found out through word of mouth, that Bud Abbott and Lou Costello both now live in the "hotel" section of The OWF Speakeasy Arena and has since been shadowing both Bud and Lou's movements like a black cat in the shadows.
He has just left in silent stealth pursuit of Bud, Lou and Madam Destiny as they appear to be traveling together towards the town of Speakeasy.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Inside Scoops (3 of 4) Disorder In The Court: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
▪ Within the hotel suite of Chief Justice William H. Taft, the following people met and discussed much with Taft: Master Inky Scoops, OWF World Champion Matthew Cross, Ms. Jean Harlow, Jock Samson and Dr. Jacob Omen:
1. Judge Hugo Lexington Black himself, (when pressed by Taft prior to the start of the Barroom Brawl Over The Ring Barrier Battle Royal, (OWF 6), gave up that he isn't the actual owner of The OWF but "Mr. Black...Of New Orleans Proper" is. Taft knows for a fact that he means the southern underworld kingpin Coven Black.
2. Confirmed by Dr. Jacob Omen, who has dealt with Coven Black peripherally in the past, he (Coven) is often at The OWF exhibitions, however he can usually only be seen by people who know how to look for him, like Omen, who is among many other things, a prior anonymous informant for Taft, to save his own ass from his various endeavors.
3. Taft has confirmed that ever since The St. Valentines Day Massacre in Chicago back in February, the whereabouts of Al "Scarface" Capone and "Lucky" Luciano are still unknown. If this tag team called The Masked Sicilians may in fact be Capone & Luciano themselves, then his office is going to start having them followed. This will need to be untangled slowly, carefully and quietly.
4. Taft told all of them that Coven Black, Al Capone and Lucky Luciano are extrememly dangerous individuals...proceed always with caution around them and above all...do not confront them, just play dumb and observe...but for safety's sake...don't be to obvious about it.
5. Taft made all of them panic for a second, because he told them that he is well aware of the Lights Out Moonshine Company and precisely where its distillery is. Taft then said... with a big smile...that if they dont bring him a big jug of it two nights from tonight, when he want's all of them to regroup here, then he's arresting all of them.
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▪ A mist crept through the thick immense forest...a well known forest about 2 miles from the town of Speakeasy and The OWF Arena...on the banks of The Ohio River...the mist started to collect...and slowly took the shape of a raven haired beauty...before the embrace...she was called Smoki Mountains...and now...well to the living...she is still called by that name...just not by...Him...
She went into The Cave...the cave that no one goes into...ever...even in this day and age...because according to the locals...it's a haunted and foul place...and something horrible lives there...
She walked about two miles...through a winding cavern tunnell...making unintentional seductive eye contact with...them...some call them gypsies...some say vagabonds...but they are all faithful servants of Him...and they stand guard in random places throughout The Cave...
She then saw Him...it always seems like such a walk...but she cannot wait to see him...
Smoki Mountains (with an aroused smile) - You called...my master...
Coven Black - Yes...My Dear...I have an...errand...for you to complete for me...his name...is Lou Costello...but first...come here...
(Coven sank his fangs into Smoki's neck before she even realizes it's happening...sounded like someone taking the first bite into a red delicious apple...but very soon after...she sank her claws into his shoulders...ensnared in a painful, powerful and very unnatural ecstasy...and they both started to float in they're embrace...about a foot or so off of the ground).
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Matches coming up soon - OWF 12: --------------------------------------------------------------
1. Judge Hugo Lexington Black vs The Bearded Lady - Mary Elizabeth Monroe
2. Big Sue Jackson vs The Kentucky Gentleman Chuck Taylor.
3. The Legbreakers - Dasher Hatfield & Baby Face Bruno Moretti with Typhoid Mary vs The Old Fashioned - The Handlebar Habidasher Marion Fontaine & The World's Sweetest Man Jervis Cottonbelly with Thunderkitty.
MAIN EVENT: ------------------------------
4. OWF Brouhaha Champion - Burly Bill Taylor defends his title against Jollyville Jeeper Jerk.
☆ 2 out of 3 Falls - No Time Limit Bout!! ☆
☆☆ Special Steel Cage Match Exhibition - First Fall via Pin or Submission - Second "Fall" Occurs via Escaping Over The Top Of The Cage☆☆
▪ VIEWER DISCRETION IS VERY ADVISED !!
HUZZAH!
Bri.
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Post by TTX on Dec 16, 2018 14:26:43 GMT -5
Much excellent fun with some new alliances, a lot of chaos and that wonderful old school feeling.
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Post by topdollar on Dec 16, 2018 15:51:31 GMT -5
Smoki Mountains is a vampire?! Look out, Lou! It looks like our dream girl spells trouble! BTW, am I the only one who thinks her music should be "On Top Of Old Smokey"?
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