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Post by TTX on Aug 29, 2018 14:23:21 GMT -5
Totally worth it.
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Post by Bri on Aug 29, 2018 14:25:49 GMT -5
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Extravaganza of Olde 1: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Opening Exhibition: ----------------------------------
Judge Hugo Lexington Black vs Jollyville Jeeper "Jerk"!
▪ Jollyville Jeeper Jerk defeated Judge Hugo Lexington Black via Submission. Black submitted to Jerk's finisher - JEEPER SQUEEZE - which is a Head Squeeze at approximately the 6 minute mark.
(Blacks unethical tactics including Low Blows and Foreign Objects kept him in the match for a while but in the end, they were no match against Jerk's Sleeper holds and Abdominal Stretches, not to mention Jerk's superior endurance).
Jerk - (+2) ratings points Black - (-2) ratings points
Fortune Telling Act: -----------------------------------
From her seance table and crystal ball from within the center of the ring - Madam Destiny!
▪ Madam Destiny demanded silence from the crowd as she then foretold to all that; 1. If OWF Security Staff Member "Sinker" insists on wearing a garter belt under his pants, then he should wear more of a stronger color than pink and 2. Someone will in the future attempt to buy the OWF, someone who is part of the world of organized crime.
Tag Team Exhibition: -------------------------------------
"The Vaudvillians" - Nicholas Valentino & Old Timer Jeff King vs "Prohibition" - Jock Samson & Matthew Cross!
▪ The Vaudvillians - Nicholas Valentino & Old Timer Jeff King defeated Prohibition - Jock Samson & Matthew Cross via Submission. Samson submitted to Kings BEAR HUG finisher at approximately the 9 minute mark as Valentino trapped Cross in his Full Nelson.
(Old Timer Jeff King was a man on a mission, never having to tag out to Valentino once as he slowly wore Samson down. Although Samson showed a tremendous amount of heart, he was never able to make the hot tag to Cross).
The Vaudvillians - (+2) ratings points Prohibition - (-2) ratings points
Baudy Comedy: -----------------------------
Our struggling House Comedians Abbott & Costello match wits with Agent Dick Lehart!
▪ Agent Dick Lehart interrupted Bud & Lou's comedy act because he thought the bottle that Lou was drinking from was alcohol, when in fact it was just root beer. Lou countered as follows:
Costello - Now look here officer Lehart!
Abbott - Alright Lou now don't get excited.
Costello - I'm getting sick and tired of you walking around accusing everybody of drinking booze...it's my taxes that buys you you're gun and badge...and it's my taxes that pays you your salary...your nothing but a public servant!...you're working for me!!
LeHart - Oh Yeah...So What!
Costello - So What!...So Go Get Me Another Root Beer!
LeHart - Okay...(walks away towards the concession stand, stops and pinches a fit) WHAT!!!!!!...and angrily charges them
Abbott - Quick! Lou!...Scram!...
Costello - WHOA!...WHOA!...WHOA!...
(Bud and Lou run in different directions running away from the furious Lehart and somehow proceeded to lead Lehart to run straight into one of the wooden columns holding up the reinforced roof of Speakeasy Arena...as Hook, Line and Sinker attend to the unconscious Lehart many see the top of Sinkers pink garter belt as he bends over to help pick up Lehart)
Main Event Exhibition: ---------------------------------------- "Big" Sue Jackson vs "The Bearded Lady" - Mary Elizabeth Monroe!
▪ The Bearded Lady - Mary Elizabeth Monroe defeated Big Sue Jackson via Submission. Jackson submitted to Monroe's RAINBOW CROSS finisher - A Modified Stepover Toehold Facelock at approximately the 3 minute mark.
(After much trash talking and looks of condescension from Jackson, The Bearded Lady used that anger to fuel the most dominating competition of the night. Jackson actually begged our referee Public Enemy No 1 to, "Help me you idiot!!" when Monroe applied her painful finisher. She made a real statement here tonight).
Monroe - (+2) ratings points Jackson - (-2) ratings points
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Coming up next:
Top Turnbuckle Tribune Number 2.
Thanks and HUZZAH to all!
Bri.
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Post by TTX on Aug 29, 2018 14:27:50 GMT -5
Fun show of course...the side antics are not only fitting but perfect for the fed and makes me want to pick up some of their DVDs. Great work, Bri.
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Post by awsomsinger on Aug 29, 2018 19:42:24 GMT -5
Great show - May I recommend adding my favorite throwback wrestler, Thunderkitty?
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Post by TTX on Aug 29, 2018 19:48:47 GMT -5
Thunderkitty, Dasher Hatfield and Jervis Cottonbelly would all be great additions.
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Post by Pariah on Aug 30, 2018 13:59:56 GMT -5
Rough outing for Samson and Cross - two of my favorite Olde Timers... But, thoroughly enjoyed Monroe's main event win over Big Sue... Fun times!
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Post by cruefan68 on Sept 1, 2018 17:22:35 GMT -5
You gotta love the Old Timey action! The highlight for me was the "Bearded Lady" over "Big" Sue not to mention the comedy routine from Abbott & Costello.
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Post by Bri on Sept 2, 2018 16:27:08 GMT -5
Fun show of course...the side antics are not only fitting but perfect for the fed and makes me want to pick up some of their DVDs. Great work, Bri. Hey TTX! Happy that Bud and Lou are helping to round out this experience that I'm trying to present! When it comes to presenting "real life" outside of the ring entertainment, I try not to duplicate things they have actually said unless I can spin it a little differently. Although for the bit with Lehart and Lou, I just couldn't help myself - it's from my favorite of all of the movies that they made - Abbott and Costello Meet The Killer Boris Karloff. And I truly thank you for the praise amigo!
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Post by Bri on Sept 2, 2018 16:33:25 GMT -5
Great show - May I recommend adding my favorite throwback wrestler, Thunderkitty? Hey awsomsinger! Thanks very much my friend. I am really trying to interpret how I see this product line my own way and I'm glad it's worth the read. Although I do not have Thunderkitty, I am definitely interested in eventually expanding the roster - and she was the first one I thought of. I think it would be a gas to see her in action and try to write her into the overall story. And as far as recommending goes - definitely recommend away! Going to be posting Top Turnbuckle Number 2 in a bit - although I can't play or post as much as I would like to at the moment - this fed is here to stay. Thanks man!
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Post by Bri on Sept 2, 2018 16:37:13 GMT -5
Thunderkitty, Dasher Hatfield and Jervis Cottonbelly would all be great additions. Hello again bro! Dasher Hatfield is the only one of these three that I'm not too familiar with, but I totally hear ya. Going to speak with Inky Scoops to make sure these names are on his clipboard! Actually - "Kicking" Kimber Lee could be a possibility (I have I believe it's her CZW card). Great ideas my friend.
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