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Post by awsomsinger on Oct 6, 2018 10:12:34 GMT -5
I request that Scott Joplin play "Maple Leaf Rag" during the Battle Royal
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Post by Bri on Oct 11, 2018 8:13:06 GMT -5
Hey awsomsinger! I passed on the request and he said he would be glad to. Attached please find the specific background music played during the OWF's first Brouhaha (Over the ring barrier battle royal). linkWill be posting the results in a few, thanks for being in the seats!
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Post by Bri on Oct 11, 2018 8:24:11 GMT -5
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Extravaganza of Olde 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Bodacious Bonanza Of Barroom Bodyslams!
Brought To You By: ------------------------------------
☆ The Art of Manliness &
☆ The Law Offices of Marx, Marx And Marx.
☆☆☆Main Event Exhibition☆☆☆: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"A 21 Man And Woman - Over The Ring Barrier Battle Royal !!! - For The OWF Brouhaha Championship !!! (A Hardcore Championship)
Prematch: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
As Scott Joplin played "The Entertainer" and a few other of his incredible piano rags for the fans upon entering, a few prominent people also entered Speakeasy Arena amidst the build up to the big event:
▪ Chief Justice (And former President of The United States) William H. Taft: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mr. Taft was not happy with this event, what it stood for and what it permitted, especially with the "perverse inclusion of women" being allowed to compete in this "barbaric extreme sporting event", (he's a real fan of wrestling exhibitions...just not this particular kind of match).
The OWF misunderstood the reason why he was in attendance. Instead of enjoying the match and spectacle, he came to speak with Judge Hugo Lexington Black to tell him in person that he never wanted to hear of a match like this sanctioned again by The OWF.
Mr. Taft in turn misunderstood that Judge Hugo Lexington Black wasn't the real owner of The OWF.
Oddly enough, when Mr. Taft found out that the "Mr. Black" from New Orleans proper was the real owner of The OWF...he completely changed his tune...and then didn't say a word for the rest of the night...
▪Cincinnati Reds centerfielder Mr. Ed Roush, his family and a friend: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
When Ed Roush, his wife and daughter arrived at Speakeasy Arena, the place erupted in applause. But when his (and they're) friend arrived, he in turn was greeted with an avalanche of boos, but he accepted it in stride.
Roush's friend was from the visiting New York Yankees, (who were in town to play an exhibition game against The Reds), their first baseman Lou Gehrig, (aka The Iron Horse).
Order of Eliminations & Fallout: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. Big Sue Jackson (by Jollyville Jeeper Clean):
(After being Double Team Backbreakered and Thrown Out of the Ring by both Jollyville Jeepers, Jeeper Clean immediately Shoulder Blocks Jackson, ass over head, over the ring barrier into elimination. The Jeepers wanted this man, out this match, right away).
2. Senator Cameron S. Sheppard (by Marion Fontaine):
(Sheppard threw Marion Fontaine out of the ring after connecting with a brutal Running Face Driver. After first draping Fontaine over a Wooden Table, Sheppard climbed the sole Wooden Ladder at ringside in order to further injure Fontaine. Basking in his own glory atop the Wooden Ladder, no one was more suprised than he was, when Fontaine pushed the ladder from the side, throwing Sheppard well over the ringside barrier eliminating him. Hook, Line and Sinker caught the airborne Sheppard, but were all knocked to the ground, resulting in various injuries to them).
3. The Worlds Sweetest Man Jervis Cottonbelly (by Dasher Hatfield):
(After duping a charging Dasher Hatfield out of the ring bullfighter style, Cottonbelly caught up with him by the ring barrier and tried to "soften him up him up first" by cracking Hatfields head against the top of the barrier. Hatfield recovered and reversed it, in turn cracking Cottonbelly's head into the top of the ring barrier. Hatfields first attempt to eliminate Cottonbelly didn't work because, although he did toss him over the ring barrier, Cottonbelly's feet never hit the floor, as Jervis hung on to the top of the barrier. Hatfield countered this amazing feat by biting Jervis's knuckles, causing him to fall into elimination, drawing many boos from the crowd).
4. Jollyville Jeeper Jerk (by Nicholas Valentino):
(Jollyville Jeeper Jerk tricked Nicholas Valentino into inadvertently ejecting himself outside the ring and attempted to toss Valentino over the barrier, but Valentino prevented him. Jerk bashed him in the head with a Copper Spittoon and decided to go high risk, by restanding and then scaling the Wooden Ladder. But Jerk found himself being thrown over the ring barrier off the top of the tilted ladder by Valentino as Sheppard was. Hook, Line and Sinker also caught Jeeper Jerk, but the damage as finally done as all three were knocked unconscious).
5. Thunderkitty (by Burly Bill Taylor):
(After a long back and forth battle, Burly Bill Taylor ejects Thunderkitty from the ring after executing his SIDE SLAM. Pursuing her outside the ring, Taylor walks right into a comeback Wooden Chair Shot from Thunderkitty. Getting up off the ground, Taylor has his fist inside the Copper Spittoon and punches Thunderkitty in the jaw with it. Seeing her finally stunned, Taylor wastes no time flipping her over the ring barrier. Fighting his way through Bud Abbott and The Marx Brothers, Lou Costello catches her before she hits the ground).
Bud Abbott - Say...Just What Do You Think You're Doing?
Lou Costello (with a broad smile) - I'm picking up women.
6. Representative Gavin Q. Volstead (by The Bearded Lady Mary Elizabeth Monroe):
(After a Slash With A Foreign Object & Firemans Carry Driver, Gavin Q. Volstead knockes The Bearded Lady senseless, who tries to regroup by rolling out of the ring. Volstead grabs her by the hair and Smashes her forehead into the top of The Wooden Bar with such force that the mirror behind it gets knocked off of its wall and shatters behind the bar. But here The Bearded Lady mounts a comeback by kneeing him in the groin ferociously. Making everyone in attendance nervous, she rolls him onto the counter top of the Wooden Bar, restands the ladder and climbs to the top. With a perfectly executed Deathjump, The Beardes Lady actually knocks Volstead into the bar counter top. She then Firemans Carries Volstead to the ring barrier and unceremoniously drops him over it).
7. Agent Dick J. Lahart (by Bruno Baby Face Moretti):
(Bruno Baby Face Moretti connects with a Knee Lift to Agent D. J Lahart that rocks him. Moretti hoists Lahart above his shoulders and tosses him over the ropes and onto the arena floor. Two times, Moretti tries to throw Lahart over the ring barrier but Lahart puts up as much a struggle as he can to stay in the match. Moretti busts him open first by hitting him in the head with The Wooden Coatrack and then with his patended Baseball Bat. Moretti then shoves the unconscious Lahart over the ring barrier).
8. The Sicilian Sfregiato (by Chuck Taylor):
(Chuck Tayor connects with his Turnbuckle Powerbomb against The Sicilian Sfregiato which allows him to throw Sfregiato outside the ring. Taylor tries to throw Sfregiato over the barrier, but Sfregiato brawls his way out of it. Taylor cracks The Wooden Table with Sfregiato's head two times and then attempts to toss him over the barrier again. This time Sfregiato rakes Taylor's eyes to stay in the match, Sfegiato wont budge. Until a glass root beer bottle to the temple does the trick, allowing Taylor to roll Sfregiato over the barrier and out of the match).
9. Kickin Kimber Lee (by The Sicilian Fortunato):
(Kickin Kimber Lee dispatched The Sicilian Fortunato from the ring courtesy of her YOSHI TONIC - A Leg Trap Sunset Flip Powerbomb that completely suprised and stunned him. Trying to capitalize on this she attempted to flip him over the barrier but Fortunato hooked his legs over it preventing her from doing so. Fortunato regrouped and Slammed Her Head Into The Counter of the Wooden Bar twice in succession. Fortunato then threw her over the barrier):
(As Groucho Marx, Chico Marx, Bud Abbott and Lou Costello all eagerly went to catch Ms. Lee, they were all knocked to the sides as a jubilant looking Harpo Marx ran between them all, caught Ms. Lee, threw her over his shoulder and quickly carried off a laughing Ms. Lee towards Inky Scoops office):
Chico Marx - Ahh...that's a nice...a whirlwind romance...
Groucho Marx - He coitainly has a way with women...
Chico Marx - Yeah boss...he went that a way...
Lou Costello - Darn It!
Bud Abbott - Oh what now!
Lou Costello - Me and Harpo have a bet on who can pick up the most women tonight...tie score...
10. Old Timer Jeff King (by Jock Samson):
(Jock Samson executes a perfect version of his PILEDRIVER which causes Old Timer Jeff King to fall over and bounce out of the ring to the arena floor. King puts up a massive struggle against Samson's attempts to throw and or push him over the barrier and succeeds in preventing him, but the struggle takes everything out of him. Samson drops King onto the Wooden Table at ringside and mounts The Wooden Ladder. Samson hits a perfect Flying Leg Drop from the top of the ladder onto King and then effortlessly dumps him over the barrier).
11. During the ensuing chaos, nobody noticed that although Judge Hugo Lexington Black seemed extremely busy inside the ring, he wasn't doing a damn thing. (His modus operandi for life).
12. Bruno Baby Face Moretti (by The Bearded Lady Mary Elizabeth Monroe):
(The Bearded Lady Mary Elizabeth Monroe quite simply overwhelmed Bruno Baby Face Moretti with her ferocity. After her Bulldog forced him to escape the ring, he thought to himself - Who the hell is this broad? He was then completely suprised when he was knocked over the ring barrier onto the arena floor after being hit square in the jaw by The Bearded Lady with The Wooden Coatrack).
(As the realization hit that he lost to a woman, Moretti had a caniption outside the ring barrier. He tossed around The Marx Brothers like they were ragdolls but this distraction allowed Bud Abbott to grab him from behind and Lou Costello knocked him out with a shot to the head with his gigantic Wooden Mallet).
(Chico Marx rang a bell and Harpo gave him a little stuffed teddy bear from a pocket in his overcoat. Lou dropped the mallet on Buds foot and hugged the teddy bear affectionately).
13. Marion Fontaine (by The Sicilian Fortunato):
(After weakening him with a punnishing Full Nelson, The Sicilian Fortunato tosses Marion Fontaine out of the ring. A massive ringside brawl now occurs involving Fontaine breaking a Wooden Chair over Fortunato's head and Fortunato Slamming Fontaines head into the Side of The Wooden Bar. This maneuver by Fortunato does the trick as he then dumps Fontaine over the ringside barrier).
14. Jollyville Jeeper Clean (by Dasher Hatfield):
(Dasher Hatfields GRANDSLAM - A Top Rope Powerslam forces Jollyville Jeeper Clean to try to rebound outside the ring upon impact. After quite a long struggle, Hatfiled just bately gets Jeeper Clean over the ring barrier).
15. Nicholas Valentino (by Chuck Taylor):
(A Turnbuckle Powerbomb from Chuck Taylor completely demolishes Nicholas Valentino, who defensively slides out of the ring to escape. He never gets the chance as Taylor hits Valentino's head into; A Wooden Table, The Wooden Bar and tops it off with The Copper Spittoon and then dumps the body over the ring barrier).
16. Jock Samson (by Bill Taylor):
(Jock Samson's patented PILEDRIVER forces another wrestler out of the ring in Burly Bill Taylor. However outside the ring Bill Taylor gains the upperhand, stunning Jock Samson in a brawl on the arena floor. After quickly scaling the Wooden Ladder, Bill Taylor executes an awkward Deathjump onto Jock Samson just as he was trying to get to his feet. With great difficulty, Bill Taylor pushes Jock Samson over the ring barrier, as Samson almost pulled Taylor over as well).
17. Judge Hugo Lexington Black (by The Sicilian Fortunato):
(It was only a matter of time before someone realized that Judge Hugo Lexington Black was only avoiding as much contact as possible, and that someone was The Sicilian Fortunato. After weakening the Judge inside the ring with his Sleeper followed by a Top Rope Crossbody Block, Fortunato tossed him outside the ring. The Judge surprised everybody by blasting Fortunato in the head with a Wooden Chair, but it only seemed to anger Fortunato, who respoded by Slamming The Judge's Head Into The Wooden Table. That attack completely rocked The Judge. Fortunato picked The Judge up and Vertical Suplexed him over the ring barrier).
(Luckily for the Judge, Agent Lahart made a miraculous move in order to catch his partner in the air. Unluckily for Lahart, he then slid on a banana peel anyway bringing both of them down to the ground).
18. The Bearded Lady Mary Elizabeth Monroe (by Dasher Hatfield):
(Dasher Hatfields GRANDSLAM - A Top Rope Powerslam completely takes the wind out of The Bearded Lady Mary Elizabeth Monroe and it bounces her underneath the ropes and onto the arena floor. Outside the ring The Bearded Lady regroups and breaks a OWF "Root Beer" bottle over Hatfields head, but Hatfield counters by breaking one over her head. As The Bearded Lady is stunned, Hatfield goes high risk by climbing the Wooden Ladder. Not far behind him now on the Wooden Ladder is The Bearded Lady. There is a struggle a top the ladder and the whole ladder tips over, not towards the ring barrier, but this time towards the ring. Hatfield lands inside the ring and The Bearded Lady lands back first onto The Wooden Table. Hatfield then grabs her and throws her over the ring barrier).
(Suprisingly, this time breaking his way through all of the eager men to catch and or break The Bearded Lady's fall is new OWF Referee Bob Hope).
Lou Costello (aggravated) - Hey!...How Did You Get Here?
Bob Hope (To Lou as he carries Mary Elizabeth Monroe away romantically) - You'll have to ask my parents...they wouldn't tell me...
Bud Abbott (to an irritated Lou) - Look...Never mind him!...We're still not out of the woods yet!...
19. The Sicilian Fortunato (by Dasher Hatfield):
(After his Running Clothesline flattened him, Dasher Hatfield connected yet again with his GRANDSLAM - A Top Rope Powerslam that knocked The Sicilian Fortunato senseless. Hatfield ran across the ring and slid headfirst style to knock Fortunado underneath the ropes. In desperation, Fortunato grabbed the foaming at the mouth Hatfield and brutally slammed his head onto The Top of the Wooden Ring Barrier. Another back and forth bloody brawl occurred between Hatfield and Fortunato but Hatfield won it first by hitting Fortunato with a Wooden Chair and then hitting him in the head with his Baseball Bat that he had stashed behind the counter of the Wooden Bar. The shot knocked Fortunato well over the ring barrier).
(The Sicilian Fortunato went absolutely berserk outside the ringside barrier causing a full blown rumble to occur. Joining Fortunato was The Wooden Chair weilding Sicilian Sfregiato, whereas Bud Abbott, Lou Costello and The Three Marx Brothers did their best to get the situation under control. As Bud and Lou tried to sweet talk Sfregiato, Chico and Harpo were able to pin Fortunato down on the arena floor):
Groucho Marx (kneeling down by Fortunato's head) - This man (Fortunato) is obviously deranged...were gonna have to operate...and take out his personality right away...(To Harpo) - Nurse...quick get me a knife...
Chico Marx (as Harpo nods no) - We ain't a got no knife boss...
Groucho Marx - Ok then get me a spoon...we'll have to do this the hard way...(As Harpo nods yes)...
(With both of The Masked Sicilians now winning their confrontations, they were stopped in their tracks by OWF World Champion Matthew Cross and the OWF World Tag Team Champions "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon and Dr. Jacob Omen. The Masked Sicilians rethought it and retreated to the locker/dressing room as the crowd cheered).
20. Dasher Hatfield (by Burly Bill Taylor):
(Burly Bill Taylor dispatched the only other wrestler left in the Brouhaha from the ring with his most demonstrative SIDE SLAM yet. The crowd was now starting to get behind him as opposed to the new comer Hatfield who had blood, snot and drool all over him. Taylor tried to throw Hatfield over the barrier but Hatfield clung onto the top of it without his feet hitting the ground. But before Hatfield could get himself back into the match, Burly Bill Taylor hit Hatfield in the stomach with The Wooden Coatrack which drove Hatfield back first over the ring barrier and onto the arena floor).
☆☆☆ Burly Bill Taylor becomes the OWF Brouhaha Champion !!! ☆☆☆
Note: ------------
This title is an Olde Wrestling Extravaganza version of a secondary hardcore title.
Unlike the World Titles, it's title defenses are only one fall however also unlike the World Titles, it's defenses will be hardcore match in nature.
Epilogue: -----------------
As the majority of Speakeasy Arena were focused on the new OWF Brouhaha Champion Burly Bill Taylor, who was being carried around on his tag team partners shoulders - (Big Sue Jackson), there was a final altercation in the stands.
Dasher Hatfield decided to take out his frustrations by hitting Cincinnati Reds centerfielder Ed Roush in the ribs with his Baseball Bat. Being a Cubs fan, he felt completely justified and the crowd was absolutely horrified and paralyzed as he did so, not believing the atrocity they were seeing.
As his family formed a protective shield between Hatfield and Roush, who was on his knees in pain trying to breathe, someone suddenly grabbed the bat right out of Hatfields hands and put the fear of God into him.
After easily snapping the bat over his thigh, The Iron Horse, Lou Gehrig knocked him out cold. The few fans that saw it could only describe what Gehrig did to him as a "Choke Slam" of sorts? The "Boos" became "Lous" after that.
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Coming up next:
Top Turnbuckle Tribune Number 7
Take care!
Bri
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Post by TTX on Oct 11, 2018 9:26:55 GMT -5
Nice win by Taylor. Was hoping Dasher would pull it off but the King of Swing was denied.
By the way, minor thing but Edd has two d's in his first name.
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Post by awsomsinger on Oct 11, 2018 14:48:14 GMT -5
Great win for Burly Bill Taylor - He is perfect for the Brouhaha Championship
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Post by cruefan68 on Oct 14, 2018 9:38:11 GMT -5
William H. Taft in the house ad Burly Bill Taylor wins the gold. That was one wild night of action. Great stuff as always my friend.
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Post by Bri on Oct 19, 2018 15:07:05 GMT -5
Nice win by Taylor. Was hoping Dasher would pull it off but the King of Swing was denied. By the way, minor thing but Edd has two d's in his first name. Hey TTX! The Brouhaha Battle Royal was a lot of fun to run. I think that will be a periodic event at The OWF. Dasher Hatfield was really a beast in this one, but Burly Bill seemed to be on a mission! Doohhh! Thanks Troy, forgot the second d. When I saw your post, I closed my eyes and saw his Cadaco All Star player disc in my minds eye and saw Edd Roush. It was funny, I didn't know why but when I first wrote it it didn't seem 100% right lol. Thanks my friend! Going to be posting OWF 7 in a few, going with a short and sweet style in this fed too.
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Post by Bri on Oct 19, 2018 15:11:07 GMT -5
Great win for Burly Bill Taylor - He is perfect for the Brouhaha Championship Hey awsomsinger! I know right! It was really wild that he took the title. Once it got down to the last four and he was still in it I had as feeling he was going to do it. On OWF 10, all three titles are scheduled to be defended. The World Titles are both 2 out of 3 fall bouts but Taylor will be defending his Brouhaha Championship inside a Steel Cage. Thanks my friend!
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Post by Bri on Oct 19, 2018 15:19:49 GMT -5
William H. Taft in the house ad Burly Bill Taylor wins the gold. That was one wild night of action. Great stuff as always my friend. Hey cruefan68! Yep, The Chief Justice himself. First there to condemn matches like that, but when he heard a certain "Mr. Black" from New Orleans is the owner, he held his tongue. I wonder if he will stay away from The OWF from now on or was he just caught off guard and made a strategic withdrawl. Burly Bill Taylor captures the title, it was a fun match to run. His first title defense will be on OWF 10 inside a Steel Cage, his opponent is tbd, but will be the face with the highest rating points. Thanks amigo!
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Post by TTX on Oct 19, 2018 15:56:08 GMT -5
Always looking forward to the next show, Bri.
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